Comedy Video: Caribou Barbie Meets the Donald

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I’ve been sort of going back and forth on whether to post this or not, because the Heinous Quotient is truly off the scale when these two paragons of horrendous wingnut idiocy get together and start saying words. But I decided to go ahead and inflict this on you, dear gentle readers, because the inadvertent comedy is also off the scale. And if you’re like me at all, you’ll get a few chuckles out of this display of… something.

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183 comments
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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:31:50pm

The classic Palin word salad swallowed, half-digested, regurgitated.

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:32:58pm

What happened to her wedding ring, hmmm? Making a play for Big Don?

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allegro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:33:00pm

Oh dear. I hadn’t planned on starting to drink so early today but I can’t watch this entirely sober. Thanks, Charles. :p

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bratwurst  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:33:27pm

I think everyone who voted for her to be a heartbeat away from the presidency should be required to watch this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:33:35pm

Those Belmont girls have headed so far south that her cleavage is now non-existent.
And it’s stunning how she has aged 20+ years in such a short amount of time. She’s starting to look a lot like Leona Helmsley.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:34:03pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

What happened to her wedding ring, hmmm? Making a play for Big Don?

She’s too old now.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:36:15pm

Old, white, angry beardos. Trump has the cloud yeller vote locked up.

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[deleted]  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:36:48pm
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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:39:20pm

What? No push back on taxes from Mama Grizzly? What’s up with that?

Hell, in GOP circles Trump sounds like a Marxist.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:39:37pm

re: #8 Eric The Fruit Bat

Nope. Not appropriate at all. I absolutely don’t want that kind of talk at LGF.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:39:38pm

re: #7 goddamnedfrank

Ouch@the last tweet, but he amply deserved it.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:41:18pm

I’m done coddling these clowns.

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:41:47pm

Top Jeb fundraisers leave campaign amid troubling signs

Oh dear! Maybe add a couple of !s to the logo. Jeb!!!

That should fix things.

politico.com

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:42:16pm

Awe, anger bear blocked me.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:42:32pm

re: #12 goddamnedfrank

Flippen with rage!

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:43:25pm

re: #15 Nyet

Flippen with rage!

No relation to the late, great Jay C., I hope.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:43:44pm

Descent people are either our ape ancestors, or the monsters from the Descent series…

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:44:43pm

His breed should die out.

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freetoken  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:45:37pm

re: #13 Skip Intro

I suspect this is just a reality check. Little did the Bushes probably expect the Jeb! would find himself in a pack way behind Trump. The family connections will keep him from failing totally but it’s pretty clear that Jeb! will need to work at it to win the nomination.

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A Mom Anon  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:46:56pm

OMG I am getting SO god damned tired of this asshole trying to come off like he’s some man of the people. And in the next breath talking about getting rid of deductions and raising taxes. He’s a fucking billionaire who got rich because his dad was a slumlord. Without his father he would have had to actually work, not order people around and delegate.

Also too, notice this brain trust spent most of their love fest whining about how put upon they are. And in the damned introduction she said he was sacrificing to go on the campaign trail. Sacrificing what exactly? I somehow doubt he’s clipping coupons and living on a budget, like the middle class he claims to give a shit about.

That woman gives me a pain behind my eye. Blergh.

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:47:48pm

Hey. Yoo-Hoo! I’m still alive, you know!

Dick Cheney: Iran Deal Will Lead To First Use Of Nuclear Weapon Since Hiroshima And Nagasaki

In your dreams, dickhead.

huffingtonpost.com

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:49:24pm

I love it when people present “let’s do some war crimes” as a serious foreign policy proposal. That’s just great, it also helps when they look like an extra from Deadwood.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:50:46pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Jim Bell is just as much as part as the political discourse as Pam Gellar and her ilk. The only difference between Gellar and Bell is that the Feds decided to come down upon Bell with the weight of the Federal government.

Tell me-whose ox is exactly gettting gored here?

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freetoken  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:51:24pm

The latest Quinnipiac poll shows Trump with a monster lead and Jeb! in pac behind Carson:

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:51:28pm

Wait - Jeb Bush actually had a fundraising consultant named… Kris Money?

Jeb Bush 2016: Top Fundraisers Leave Campaign Amid Troubling Signs

Three top Jeb Bush fundraisers abruptly parted ways with his presidential campaign on Friday, amid internal personality conflicts and questions about the strength of his candidacy, POLITICO has learned.

There are different versions of what transpired. The Florida-based fundraising consultants — Kris Money, Trey McCarley, and Debbie Aleksander — have said that they voluntarily quit the campaign and were still working with Bush’s super PAC, Right to Rise Super PAC. Others said the three, who worked under the same contract, were let go because they were no longer needed for the current phase of the campaign.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:52:22pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

They think it makes for good Realpolitik. Everybody is a fucking Machiavelli nowadays.

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allegro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:53:28pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Wait - Jeb Bush actually had a fundraising consultant named… Kris Money?

Jeb Bush 2016: Top Fundraisers Leave Campaign Amid Troubling Signs

Guy should change his name from Kris to Mo.

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:54:46pm

re: #27 allegro

Guy should change his name from Kris to Mo.

Or maybe NoMo Money.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:55:43pm

It’s also hilarious when the same people who are full square in favor of tearing up the Geneva Convention feel the need to apologize for swearing. Like saying asshole and fuck are worse than the insane goddamned violent criminal fantasy they just queefed out into the world. The disconnect there is simply amazing.

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allegro  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:56:00pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

I love it when people present “let’s do some war crimes” as a serious foreign policy proposal. That’s just great, it also helps when they look like an extra from Deadwood.

So when someone lobs a few nukes on the US they’re just showing leadership. Guy doesn’t really think things through, do he.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:56:57pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Wait - Jeb Bush actually had a fundraising consultant named… Kris Money?

Jeb Bush 2016: Top Fundraisers Leave Campaign Amid Troubling Signs

they voluntarily quit the campaign and were still working with Bush’s super PAC, Right to Rise Super PAC.

So nobody on the Republican side is even pretending any more to abide by the law that super PACs can’t work directly for individual candidates, is that right?

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:57:01pm

re: #24 freetoken

The latest Quinnipiac poll shows Trump with a monster lead and Jeb! in pac behind Carson:

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Quinnipiac is a weird polling organisation. I don’t know how they perform when running GOP v GOP, but you usually can discount 3-4 points when they’re polling Dem v GOP.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:57:18pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Wait - Jeb Bush actually had a fundraising consultant named… Kris Money?

Jeb Bush 2016: Top Fundraisers Leave Campaign Amid Troubling Signs

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:57:53pm

Cheney’s mushroom cloud redux.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:59:10pm

re: #31 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

So nobody on the Republican side is even pretending any more to abide by the law that super PACs can’t work directly for individual candidates, is that right?

It was always like a crucifix in a whorehouse.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:59:20pm

Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

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stpaulbear  Aug 29, 2015 • 2:59:27pm

re: #7 goddamnedfrank

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Old, white, angry beardos. Trump has the cloud yeller vote locked up.

That’s just the Twitter pic. She’s really a 22 year old totally hot babe.

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bratwurst  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:00:53pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

Yes, his right hand man Ted Cruz.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:00:58pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

Seems to be symbiotic with Cruz.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:01:52pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

Cruz. That’s about it.

If he gets the nomination he’s going to go into the general with relatively few endorsements or other candidates wanting to campaign with him. A lot of Republicans seeking office in competitive races will try to distance themselves from him.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:02:38pm

re: #38 bratwurst

He was skeptical about his eligibility, I think that counts.

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Reality Based Steve  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:03:09pm

This is looking less and less like a political season of rational discourse and nuanced positions and more like 4 Michael Bay movies projected simultaneously

On a train that’s on fire.

Going off the bridge

Into a ravine of rattlesnakes

RBS

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:04:56pm

re: #42 Reality Based Steve

This is looking less and less like a political season of rational discourse and nuanced positions and more like 4 Michael Bay movies projected simultaneously

On a train that’s on fire.

Going off the bridge

Into a ravine of rattlesnakes

RBS

That only got 5 Rotten Tomatoes.

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b.d.  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:04:57pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

I want him to come out and say that Reagan was a bad actor.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:05:00pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

The meaner and nastier he gets, the more the right wing base loves him.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:05:30pm
“Well he’s got, you know, a hurdle that nobody else seems to have at this moment,” said Trump, who was born in Queens. “It’s a hurdle and somebody could certainly look at it very seriously. He was born in Canada … if you know … and when we all studied our history lessons … you’re supposed to be born in this country, so I just don’t know how the courts would rule on it. But it’s an additional hurdle that he has that no one else seems to have.”

He’s an illegal alien, deport him.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:07:22pm

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:07:29pm

re: #46 Nyet

He’s an illegal alien, deport him.

At least he didn’t call him a wetfoot loser.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:08:41pm

After the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, for a while it seemed like border fences and barriers were a thing of the past in Europe. Many on the continent hoped for a new era of integration and receptivity. It didn’t happen. Instead, various pressures have led Europe to adopt wall-building projects that would make Donald Trump proud.

[…]

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:10:29pm

re: #46 Nyet

He’s an illegal alien, deport him.

He was born in Canada … if you know … and when we all studied our history lessons … you’re supposed to be born in this country, so I just don’t know how the courts would rule on it.

Trump is as ignorant as I was before all the “controversy” about Obama’s eligibility. Most people probably thought you had to be born on US territory. That’s what McCain thought when his campaign initially lied about his being born in a hospital inside the Canal Zone that wouldn’t be built until 10 years later.

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Kid A  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:12:27pm

Gosh dang it, Flipper blocked me too.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:13:28pm

I have no idea if this is for real or not, but this is the perfect article for it:

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:15:16pm

re: #50 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Trump is as ignorant as I was before all the “controversy” about Obama’s eligibility. Most people probably thought you had to be born on US territory. That’s what McCain thought when his campaign initially lied about his being born in a hospital inside the Canal Zone that wouldn’t be built until 10 years later.

OK, I don’t like McCain and think that questions about his eligibility are not out there (while also thinking you should get rid of the whole NBC concept because it causes such absurd collisions), but he didn’t lie about being born inside the Canal Zone:

Some Internet bloggers have speculated that McCain wasn’t actually born in the Coco Solo military hospital in the Panama Canal Zone, but rather a nearby off-base hospital, in Panama.

Contrary to some jokesters who say McCain is so old his birth certificate is expired, McCain does in fact have one. He’s just not releasing it publicly.

But the McCain campaign did let a Washington Post reporter take a peek at it. According to the reporter, the certificate records his birth in the Coco Solo “family hospital.”

politifact.com

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:15:17pm

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CuriousLurker  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:17:14pm

re: #46 Nyet

He’s an illegal alien, deport him.

All good patriots know that no part of New York City is Real America™. //

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:19:19pm

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:19:35pm

re: #29 goddamnedfrank

It’s also hilarious when the same people who are full square in favor of tearing up the Geneva Convention feel the need to apologize for swearing. Like saying asshole and fuck are worse than the insane goddamned violent criminal fantasy they just queefed out into the world. The disconnect there is simply amazing.

Don’t need no international agreements! God will tell them what is acceptable and unacceptable behavior.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:20:13pm

re: #53 Nyet

Since both McCain’s parents were US citizens, it doesn’t matter where he was born. I just think it’s funny that he thought they had to lie about his being born in the Canal Zone.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:20:33pm

re: #55 CuriousLurker

All good patriots know that no part of New York City is Real AmericaTM. //

I guess that’s true of New Mexico, too.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:22:09pm

re: #59 wrenchwench

I guess that’s true of New Mexico, too.

They’ll rob you blind changing your dollars to pesos when you enter New Mexico, too.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:22:44pm

re: #58 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Since both McCain’s parents were US citizens, it doesn’t matter where he was born. I just think it’s funny that he thought they had to lie about his being born in the Canal Zone.

First of all, as we have already established, he was born in the Canal Zone, so nobody lied.

Second, his parents being US citizens is irrelevant. Read the article.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:25:05pm

re: #61 Nyet

First of all, as we have already established, he was born in the Canal Zone, so nobody lied.

Second, his parents being US citizens is irrelevant. Read the article.

I read the article. Both his parents being US citizens makes him natural-born, period. The hospital he initially claimed to have been born in wasn’t built till 10 years later. He was born in Colón, outside the Canal Zone. Again, it makes no difference one way or the other.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:27:27pm

re: #56 wrenchwench

Not This Kitty
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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:28:29pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican anything he has not pissed on?

Fixed. Sarah Quitterface and Il Douche. A Grifters Ball Dynamic Duo.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:29:35pm

re: #63 wrenchwench

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Really interesting artwork at his site.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:30:25pm

re: #62 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

I read the article. Both his parents being US citizens makes him natural-born, period.

That’s not any kind of an argument. Just an unfounded assertion.

The hospital he initially claimed to have been born in wasn’t built till 10 years later. He was born in Colón, outside the Canal Zone. Again, it makes no difference one way or the other.

As I have already shown, he was born in a hospital on the Canal Zone. You are uncritically repeating some birthers’ fantasies.

Some bloggers are questioning John McCain’s right to run for the presidency on the basis of his birth in the Panama Canal Zone. They have produced “evidence” showing that that the hospital where the Arizona senator says he was born was not built until 1941—five years after McCain’s birth. A review of the archival record shows that there was a small hospital at the Coco Solo submarine base in 1936 and also reveals the name of the U.S. Navy physician who signed McCain’s birth certificate.

voices.washingtonpost.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:34:33pm

re: #36 Nyet

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Is there a Republican he has not pissed on?

Trump: the guy who has never actually run for an elected office.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:37:52pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Sorry Charles, but that’s what the Rage Furby said, and I’m just reporting it back. He appears to subscribe to Bell’s beliefs, so it is what is it is.

Quite frankly I couldn’t give a fuck either way.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:41:03pm

Editing posts doesn’t work for me.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:43:24pm

re: #69 Nyet

Editing posts doesn’t work for me.

Try now.

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Bass Reeves  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:43:32pm

re: #66 Nyet

I read the article. Both his parents being US citizens makes him natural-born, period.

That’s not any kind of an argument. Just an unfounded assertion.

Jus Sanguinis is what he’s referring to, so it’s not at all unfounded. It’s what would have made Obama a US citizen even if he WAS born in Kenya.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:46:13pm

I thought there was some question as to whether the law conferring automatic citizenship upon married US citizen parents who give birth outside US territory was enacted after McCain was born. The argument being it retroactively reclassified him as a citizen from birth, thus making him a citizen via a legislative act. Can’t find the legislative history but that’s the argument I remember being presented.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:47:32pm

re: #71 Bass Reeves

Jus Sanguinis is what he’s referring to, so it’s not at all unfounded. It’s what would have made Obama a US citizen even if he WAS born in Kenya.

I’m afraid the US laws were not as straightforward as that (and still are not as straightforward as that, although more straightforward than at the time of McCain’s birth). All I can do is advise to read the article to see for yourself.

Certainly it’s more of a theoretical exercise, because purely politically nobody was going to touch an “American war hero’s” natural born status with a 10 ft. pole, but legally the question is not quite unfair, and in various factchecking articles you will see a sliver of doubt too.

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Iwouldprefernotto  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:50:42pm

Not watching the video, but it is interesting to note that Palin has more political experience than Trump.

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:52:27pm

re: #29 goddamnedfrank

It’s also hilarious when the same people who are full square in favor of tearing up the Geneva Convention feel the need to apologize for swearing. Like saying asshole and fuck are worse than the insane goddamned violent criminal fantasy they just queefed out into the world. The disconnect there is simply amazing.

“Kill every last fucking one of them!!! Oh. Sorry. Didn’t mean to say fuck.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:53:22pm

Goldwater was able to run for president even though he was born in (at the time) Arizona Territory.
McCain being born in Panama Zone was a no brainer.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:55:12pm

re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth

no brainer.

That’s excellent in this context.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:55:41pm

re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth

Goldwater was able to run for president even though he was born in (at the time) Arizona Territory.
McCain being born in Panama Zone was a no brainer.

Purely politically, not. Legally though… The Canal Zone was not a part of the US for the constitutional purposes, as the article explains.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:55:56pm

In which fucking up an entire country over a lie, destabilizing the shit out of it then wiping our hands like Pontius Pilate is deemed to be a gift.

Words of wisdom from Oldbeard.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:57:22pm

re: #79 goddamnedfrank

In which fucking up an entire country over a lie, destabilizing the shit out of it then wiping our hands like Pontius Pilate is deemed to be a gift.

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Words of wisdom from Oldbeard.

We’re awfully generous.

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2015 • 3:58:18pm

re: #29 goddamnedfrank

It’s also hilarious when the same people who are full square in favor of tearing up the Geneva Convention feel the need to apologize for swearing. Like saying asshole and fuck are worse than the insane goddamned violent criminal fantasy they just queefed out into the world. The disconnect there is simply amazing.

Another thing those hurr durrs that want to ignore the Geneva Convention also ignore are the consequences of doing so.
I mean, as little as abusing or attacking targets under protective signs can cost dearly, as it will allow the enemy to hit that much harder against you.

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goddamnedfrank  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:00:20pm

Natural born citizenship is another one of the many issues where original meaning textualism runs up against not acting like a retarded assneck.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:00:43pm

re: #71 Bass Reeves

Jus Sanguinis is what he’s referring to, so it’s not at all unfounded. It’s what would have made Obama a US citizen even if he WAS born in Kenya.

Speaking of Obama, had he been born in Kenya (and he of course hadn’t), the eligibility question is not quite straightforward too, because the US Code has some intricate rules about the mother’s age and the period of residence in the US for the automatic citizenship of the child.

From previous discussions with Obdi a few years ago I remember that Obama’s mother’s status as a married woman + her age + the years she lived in the US were not enough to bestow the NBC status upon Obama, had he been born outside the US.

There was an out though: since Obama’s father was a bigamist, his marriage could have been annulled, his mother wouldn’t have counted as married and different US Code rules would have applied.

I think it should be clear that it’s not as simple as “his mother was a citizen, therefore…”. It should be as simple, though.

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gocart mozart  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:01:44pm

Have you heard about this?

“Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed … Hitler’s speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist,”

Read more: businessinsider.com

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:02:09pm

re: #70 Charles Johnson

Try now.

Still nothing, though a line/empty window no longer appears. Maybe something on my end.

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Mattand  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:02:38pm

re: #22 goddamnedfrank

I love it when people present “let’s do some war crimes” as a serious foreign policy proposal. That’s just great, it also helps when they look like an extra from Deadwood.

Upding for Repo Man reference.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:08:17pm

re: #85 Nyet

Still nothing, though a line/empty window no longer appears. Maybe something on my end.

Oops, typo. Should be OK now.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:08:56pm

re: #87 Charles Johnson

Yep, works.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:09:44pm

re: #88 Nyet

LOVING Finders Keepers. Gracias.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:13:20pm

re: #84 gocart mozart

a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed

No wonder he can’t think of a Bible verse….

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:13:21pm

Another out was to challenge the constitutionality of those weird US Code clauses. Obdi was sure they would be ruled unconstitutional. I have no idea.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:13:54pm

re: #89 #FergusonFireside

LOVING Finders Keepers. Gracias.

Glad you’re having as much fun as I did :)

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Bass Reeves  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:14:44pm

re: #73 Nyet

gpo.gov

I read the article, I’m not disputing McCain’s citizenship either. Born to US citizen = US citizen, born on US soil = US citizen.

From your article:

The senator bases his eligibility claim on the fact that he was (1) born on a military base in the Panama Canal Zone at a time when it was effectively under U.S. sovereignty and (2) both of his parents were U.S. citizens.

As far as Obama, his mother’s married status does not annul her US citizenship, nor years living abroad. She obviously did not renounce her citizenship. Therefore, Obama was always a US citizen. The only people arguing that he wasn’t had really strong “motives” to make cases not actually consistent with US law, hence his 7 years as President. It was never an actual murky legal situation beyond those trying to discredit him.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:14:46pm

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CuriousLurker  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:18:49pm

I know subject of the I-P conflict isn’t as popular (or contentious) as it used to be here at LGF, however I read this article last night and found it not only interesting, but also very honest. It’s long, but worth it (you need to read the entire thing to fully appreciate what the author is trying to say): The blood of summer and our collective sins of omission | The Times of Israel

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:19:20pm

Donald Trump says his favorite Bible verse is “a very personal thing” that he “doesn’t like giving out.” Wut?

And Sarah says that’s a “gotcha question.” Good grief.

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ninja cat  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:20:09pm

re: #89 #FergusonFireside

LOVING Finders Keepers. Gracias.

I read that one first not realizing Mr Mercedes was the starter. I ended up liking FK a bit more. Looking forward to the 3rd one.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:21:04pm

re: #95 CuriousLurker

And with that I’m off to figure out the best way to normalize some database tables.

Later,. lizards.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:23:13pm

re: #93 Bass Reeves

gpo.gov

I read the article, I’m not disputing McCain’s citizenship either. Born to US citizen = US citizen, born on US soil = US citizen.

That’s nice, but that’s simply restating the original thesis without any attempt to address the critique. I.e. not any kind of a sound argument.

As far as Obama, his mother’s married status does not annul her US citizenship, nor years living abroad. She obviously did not renounce her citizenship. Therefore, Obama was always a US citizen.

Well, that’s a non sequitur and a strawman, since nobody argued that her citizenship was annulled.

You’re obviously unaware of what the US Code is and what it says about granting of citizenship abroad to children of female citizens. I.e. you’re arguing from a position of ignorance.

Obama’s legal position was never murky, but only because he was born on the US territory, which automatically made him a citizen. That’s not what we were talking about.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:25:13pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Donald Trump says his favorite Bible verse is “a very personal thing” that he “doesn’t like giving out.” Wut?

And Sarah says that’s a “gotcha question.” Good grief.

I’m guessing it doesn’t have anything to do with a camel nor the eye of a needle…

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:25:52pm

re: #97 ninja cat

I read that one first not realizing Mr Mercedes was the starter. I ended up liking FK a bit more. Looking forward to the 3rd one.

I’m on the way to doing both in a week.

102
Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:27:32pm

Sarah’s actually right - it was a gotcha question. It revealed that Trump has never read a single word of the Bible.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:32:38pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Interesting tidbit. A neighbor of mine stayed at one of Trump’s hotels a while ago. He was looking for the Gideon Bible that is most hotel rooms and he did not find one. What he found was one of Trump’s books. He thought it was very odd.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:32:54pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Sarah’s actually right - it was a gotcha question. It revealed that Trump has never read a single word of the Bible.

She’s such a hypocrite, she’s releasing a book full of her favorite bible passages in time for Christmas.

The grift that goes over people’s heads just amazes me.

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:35:31pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Sarah’s actually right - it was a gotcha question. It revealed that Trump has never read a single word of the Bible.

And to those who do, they act as if their (or churches or pastors, etc,) interpretation is the only one. Gee….How many denominations are there in Christianity?
And I’m betting that is not all of them. Then there are the non-denominational sects and churches. Theology. How does that work again? I’m getting dizzy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:38:25pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Donald Trump says his favorite Bible verse is “a very personal thing” that he “doesn’t like giving out.” Wut?

And Sarah says that’s a “gotcha question.” Good grief.

“Gotcha Question” = A reporter asked a question that was not pre-screened.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:38:56pm

travel.state.gov

Birth Abroad to One Citizen and One Alien Parent in Wedlock
A child born abroad to one U.S. citizen parent and one alien parent acquires U.S. citizenship at birth under Section 301(g) of the INA provided the U.S. citizen parent was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for the time period required by the law applicable at the time of the child’s birth. (For birth on or after November 14, 1986, a period of five years physical presence, two after the age of fourteen, is required. For birth between December 24, 1952 and November 13, 1986, a period of ten years, five after the age of fourteen, is required for physical presence in the United States or one of its outlying possessions to transmit U.S. citizenship to the child.) The U.S. citizen parent must be the genetic or the gestational parent and the legal parent of the child under local law at the time and place of the child’s birth to transmit U.S. citizenship.

Obama’s mother was 18 when he was born and she would have to be 19 acc. to this, had he been born outside the US.

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jaunte  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:41:31pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Donald Trump says his favorite Bible verse is “a very personal thing” that he “doesn’t like giving out.” Wut?

And Sarah says that’s a “gotcha question.” Good grief.

Just think of the leverage people would have over him in negotiations if they knew his favorite Bible verse/

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BeachDem  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:41:38pm

re: #103 PhillyPretzel

Interesting tidbit. A neighbor of mine stayed at one of Trump’s hotels a while ago. He was looking for the Gideon Bible that is most hotel rooms and he did not find one. What he found was one of Trump’s books. He thought it was very odd.

Heh.

And when you stay at Marriotts, you get TWO bibles for the price of one.

(and many others as well—and this story is from 1995)

Some 2,500 hotels in the United States also carry the Teaching of Buddha, compliments of the Society for the Promotion of Buddhism, based in Tokyo. While most hotels that carry the Teaching of Buddha cater heavily to Asian guests, the book is also in all 383 rooms of the Ritz-Carlton in Pasadena, Calif., the 781 rooms of the California Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the 1,206 rooms of the Fontainebleau Hilton in Miami and in hotels in New York, Colorado, Texas and Washington, D.C…

The Church of Scientology International said that a foundation formed by Scientologists has, since 1984, placed more than 90,000 copies of The Way to Happiness, written by the founder of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, in more than 350 American hotels.

nytimes.com

But, apparently, only truly CLASSY Trump hotels carry his CLASSY books.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:42:51pm

re: #107 Nyet

Note that the rules for out-of-wedlock birth are different:

Birth Abroad Out-of-Wedlock to a U.S. Citizen Mother:
A person born abroad out-of-wedlock to a U.S. citizen mother may acquire U.S. citizenship under Section 309(c) of the INA if the mother was a U.S. citizen at the time of the person’s birth and if the mother was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for a continuous period of one year prior to the person’s birth. The U.S. citizen mother must be the genetic or the gestational mother and the legal parent of the child under local law at the time and place of the child’s birth to transmit U.S. citizenship.

Hence what I wrote in the initial comment.

The rules are not straightforward.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:44:26pm

re: #110 Nyet

They never have been straight forward. And that is why one needs a good attorney for those matters.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:46:09pm

re: #111 PhillyPretzel

They never have been straight forward. And that is why one needs a good attorney for those matters.

Yep. Pretending that “a parent is a citizen, therefore a child is too” is just contrary to the facts.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:46:32pm
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jaunte  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:47:04pm

Contrarians.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:47:33pm

re: #114 jaunte

Contrarians.

I’ll be pedantic: pedants.

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:48:11pm

re: #113 Charles Johnson

Uh oh. They’ve landed and are on the move……

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:48:18pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:48:49pm

re: #111 PhillyPretzel

They never have been straight forward. And that is why one needs a good attorney for those matters.

Abandoned and subsequently adopted children are totally screwed.

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William Lewis  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:49:56pm

re: #110 Nyet

Note that the rules for out-of-wedlock birth are different:

Hence what I wrote in the initial comment.

The rules are not straightforward.

Messy. Fortunately, the rules for citizenship for adopted children are much more straightforward. Once we got back it was a simple matter of finalizing the adoption with a visit to the Judges chambers here in the US. Then a new birth certificate is issued and my son who was born in Phan Thiết, Vietnam is now considered, under US law, to be a natural born citizen. We still have his Vietnamese passport though as a souvenir of those weeks in 2002.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:51:24pm

re: #119 William Lewis

Messy.

A lawyer paradise.

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:52:46pm

re: #116 nines09

Uh oh. They’ve landed and are on the move……

Big Eyed Beans From Venus
THE Captain.

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:52:49pm

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:54:10pm

re: #122 teleskiguy

Saw that when I was in Berlin a few years ago, but don’t remember them being painted…

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:56:24pm

Actually, I’m dead right and you know it.

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Bear  Aug 29, 2015 • 4:58:43pm

re: #113 Charles Johnson

More Please

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:00:30pm

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sagehen  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:00:46pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

Donald Trump says his favorite Bible verse is “a very personal thing” that he “doesn’t like giving out.” Wut?

And Sarah says that’s a “gotcha question.” Good grief.

talkingpointsmemo.com
Church Trump Claims To Attend Says He’s ‘Not An Active Member’

Marble Collegiate Church, a church in Manhattan which Trump has claimed he attends, told CNN that Trump is “not an active member.”

Earlier this week, when Trump was asked by reporters about his religious practices, he said, “I’ve just had great experiences at church, whether it is Sunday School or whatever it may be, but now I go to Marble Collegiate Church.”

He also said he was “Presbyterian Protestant.” The denomination of Marble Collegiate Church is a Reformed Church in America, according to CNN.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:03:12pm

re: #127 sagehen

talkingpointsmemo.com
Church Trump Claims To Attend Says He’s ‘Not An Active Member’

The Church of Trump is in his own head.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:04:07pm

Trump’s wall.

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:06:01pm

re: #84 gocart mozart

Have you heard about this?

This is the funny part and pure Trump.

Did your cousin John give you the Hitler speeches?” I asked Trump.

Trump hesitated. “Who told you that?”

“I don’t remember,” I said.

“Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of Mein Kampf, and he’s a Jew.”

(“I did give him a book about Hitler,” Marty Davis said. “But it was My New Order, Hitler’s speeches, not Mein Kampf. I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I’m not Jewish.”)

Facts? Who the hell needs facts when you can just make shit up on the fly?

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:08:36pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Sarah’s actually right - it was a gotcha question. It revealed that Trump has never read a single word of the Bible.

Trump’s lawyers are looking for a loophole in the “You shall have no other gods before me” commandment in Exodus 20:3.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:09:28pm

re: #130 Skip Intro

This whole thing can’t get sillier. Can it?

Stupid question.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:10:57pm

re: #131 Skip Intro

Also to “you cannot serve both God and money” and “it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God”.

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:13:33pm

Homer Simpson Bible Quote

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:14:34pm

re: #133 Nyet

Also to “you cannot serve both God and money” and “it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God”.

I think I’m safe in predicting that those verses won’t be appearing in Palin’s book of her favorite ones. I’m guessing it will be about 10:1 OT:NT.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:17:53pm

re: #135 Skip Intro

I think I’m safe in predicting that those verses won’t be appearing in Palin’s book of her favorite ones. I’m guessing it will be about 10:1 OT:NT.

It’s clear that she worships Him Who Walks Behind the Rows.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:18:08pm

This has always been one of my favorite Bible verses:

Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 2 Kings 2:23-25 NIV

The moral of this touching story: make fun of a prophet and God will send bears to maul you, kids.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:20:32pm

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Blind Frog Belly White  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:20:40pm

re: #137 Charles Johnson

This has always been one of my favorite Bible verses:

The moral of this touching story: make fun of a prophet and God will send bears to maul you, kids.

Conicidentally, Bryan Fischer’s LEAST favorite verse.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:20:57pm

re: #137 Charles Johnson

Had to verify that was “real”

What a crock of fables.

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William Lewis  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:23:49pm

re: #135 Skip Intro

I think I’m safe in predicting that those verses won’t be appearing in Palin’s book of her favorite ones. I’m guessing it will be about 10:1 OT:NT.

Alas it won’t be the really good stuff from the OT either…

Micah 6:8, Deuteronomy 6:5/Leviticus 19:18b, Ezekiel 16:49, Exodus 22:21-22, and the like…

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:24:54pm

re: #140 #FergusonFireside

Judges 19:

22While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.”

23The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing. 24Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”

25But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. 26At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.

27When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. 28He said to her, “Get up; let’s go.” But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.

29When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel. 30Everyone who saw it was saying to one another, “Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Just imagine! We must do something! So speak up!”

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Skip Intro  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:25:49pm
Voters described presidential candidates with one word — and the results were brutal …

Of those polled, 178 used “liar” for Clinton. After that, they were most likely to say “dishonest” (123) and then “untrustworthy” (93). The first positive words didn’t appear until the No. 4 term, “experience” (82), and the No. 5 one, “strong” (59). …

The top terms voters said came to mind to describe Bush were “Bush” (136), “family” (70), “honest” (53), “weak” (45), “brother” (41), and “dynasty” (40). …

But Trump, the real-estate mogul who was the third candidate tested by Quinnipiac, drew by far the most colorful expressions. The most used word, “arrogant,” was deployed just 58 times, followed by “blowhard” (38), “idiot” (35), “businessman” (34), and “clown” (34).

Further down on the list were insults including “crazy” (26), “a—hole” (18), “joke” (16), and “egomaniac” (13), among others. Positive terms such as “honest” (30), “strong” (20), and “leader” (15) were also relatively common.

randolphcountyheraldtribune.com

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:28:05pm

re: #142 Nyet

Judges 19:

The NY Post BC.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:30:07pm

My new favorite font for source code editing…

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:30:32pm
The space behind the pulpit was dominated by a gigantic portrait of Christ, and Burt thought: If nothing else in this town gave Vicky the screaming meemies, this would.
The Christ was grinning, vulpine. His eyes were wide and staring, reminding Burt uneasily of Lon Chaney in The Phantom of the Opera. In each of the wide black pupils someone (a sinner, presumably) was drowning in a lake of fire. But the oddest thing was that this Christ had green hair which on closer examination revealed itself to be a twining mass of early-summer corn. The picture was crudely done but effective. It looked like a comic-strip mural done by a gifted child - an Old Testament Christ, or a pagan Christ that might slaughter his sheep for sacrifice instead of leading them.
[…]
There was a large Bible on the lectern, opened to the thirty-eighth chapter of Job. Burt glanced down at it and read: ‘Then the Lord answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said, Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge? … Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.’ The lord. He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Declare if thou hast understanding. And please pass the corn.
He fluttered the pages of the Bible, and they made a dry whispering sound in the quiet - the sound that ghosts might make if there really were such things. And in a place like this you could almost believe it. Sections of the Bible had been chopped out. Mostly from the New Testament, he saw. Someone had decided to take on the job of amending Good King James with a pair of scissors.
But the Old Testament was intact.
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bratwurst  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:35:42pm

Do you think Tuck wakes up in the morning with that incredulous look on his face? Or does it take a cup of coffee before he gets into his “I can’t believe anyone ever disagrees with me” character?

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makeitstop  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:38:20pm

Very cool movie, albeit slightly NSFW: The One Minute Time Machine.

One-Minute Time Machine | Sploid Short Film Festival · Official Selection

149
jaunte  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:38:53pm

re: #147 bratwurst

Imagine the screaming if he was stopped and audited a few times.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:39:07pm

re: #146 Nyet

One that I really enjoyed was “Just After Sunset” This was when King moved to the West Coast of Florida & the stories took place there. I recognized so many of the places described. Spent one summer during college where he lives or close to it in Boca Grande.

And the stories of course, were extremely freaky.

I am going to re-read that one next.

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:39:48pm
152
Mentis Fugit  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:40:08pm

Frankly, the Bible verse that comes to mind when I survey the GOP Clown Wasteland (the car is wrapped around a tree over there) is John 11:35.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:40:57pm

re: #147 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

Fox’s Tucker Carlson asks why NYPD officers have to justify stopping and frisking citizens:

Actually, they don’t, the 4th Amendment went out the window when M.A.D.D. got the Supreme Court to rule that it was legal to stop and search cars for the crime of passing a certain point. Everything else follows from that.

154
teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:43:22pm

You ever hear a marmot scream?

Marmot screaming on Blackcomb Mountain

155
Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:43:27pm

Just got Mr. Mercedes and Finders Keepers for my Kindle Fire. Thanks for the recommends.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:44:56pm

re: #148 makeitstop

Ha!

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:46:12pm

re: #152 Mentis Fugit

I thought Matthew 23:33…

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:51:20pm

Slightly old, but since the topic is hot:
Of 4 Million Syrian Refugees, The U.S. Has Taken Fewer Than 1,000

It’s easy to criticize Europe, but countries like Germany are at least trying, whereas the US hasn’t done all that much, it seems.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:53:05pm

re: #158 Nyet

Slightly old, but since the topic is hot:
Of 4 Million Syrian Refugees, The U.S. Has Taken Fewer Than 1,000

It’s easy to criticize Europe, but countries like Germany are at least trying, whereas the US hasn’t done all that much, it seems.

We are a very selfish country.

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bratwurst  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:53:36pm

re: #153 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Actually, they don’t, the 4th Amendment went out the window when M.A.D.D. got the Supreme Court to rule that it was legal to stop and search cars for the crime of passing a certain point. Everything else follows from that.

Funny you mention that. I was about to page the newest concept in dealing with chronic drunk drivers…but then I remembered the last time I paged this topic. For suggesting that the US conform to the legal BAC limit observed in the rest of the world, I was accused of being in favor of prohibition or wanting to see all the bars close (because there are NO BARS AT ALL in Canada & Europe where they have the lower limit!) and every comment I made got downdinged by someone who had never posted anything.

I won’t dare challenge the sacrosanct American tradition of drinking & driving again!

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:59:04pm

re: #160 bratwurst

Or as a friend of mine once said a long time ago; “Well bars, they have parking lots, don’t they? WTF did they expect?”
Uh…self control?

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Lidane  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:59:22pm

*facepalm*

Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?

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lockjawcanbefun  Aug 29, 2015 • 5:59:43pm

re: #135 Skip Intro

My bet is something from Song of Solomon.

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teleskiguy  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:00:35pm

re: #162 Lidane

*facepalm*

[Embedded content]

Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:00:43pm

I’m almost sure Trump is a candidate preferred by Putin. Not because he would ruin the US, but because there seems to be genuine sympathy towards Putin on Trump’s part.

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Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:01:03pm

re: #162 Lidane

*facepalm*

[Embedded content]

Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?

Just put barcodes on them.

Are these people using every dystopian work as a reference?

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:01:09pm

re: #162 Lidane

I saw that earlier and immediately thought of the “mark of the devil” BS and all the related chips and code and tracking expected from the Anti Christ. So. If a Democrat wanted this…..

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Great White Snark  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:01:52pm

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Charles Johnson  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:04:46pm

Whoa. Todd Kincannon is really losing it.

donotlink.com

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:05:35pm

Just a year ago Trump was all like “Putin must be stopped”.

Now: “Crimea is Europe’s problem”.

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Nyet  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:07:43pm
Kincannon has reportedly been sent to a Columbia, S.C. mental health facility for an undisclosed period of time in the aftermath of his alleged “meltdown.”

Finally home.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:10:03pm

re: #171 Nyet

Finally home.

One might question whether the fence around a mental health facility in Columbia S.C. is keeping the crazies in or out….

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:10:40pm

re: #170 Nyet

Just a year ago Trump was all like “Putin must be stopped”.

Now: “Crimea is Europe’s problem”.

Just a year ago Trump was all like “Putin must be stopped”. Crowd goes wild. Media laps it up.

Now: “Crimea is Europe’s problem” Crowd goes wild. Media drinks deep.

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#CampaignZero  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:12:48pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

Whoa. Todd Kincannon is really losing it.

Embedded Image

donotlink.com

Messed up.

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CuriousLurker  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:14:38pm

Drive-by comment:

Here’s a troll for your block lists: @EndJihad

If they weren’t so stupid people like that would be funny, marching around dispensing advice about how awful Islam & Muslims are while they proudly display their own hate-filled, bigoted, intolerant profiles & tweets. You can’t make this stuff up.

Going back to my database now… *smh*

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nines09  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:16:16pm

re: #174 #CampaignZero

Messed up.

Yeah. Guns don’t kill people. Bullets do that. That photo in proper context is a scream for help.

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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:16:44pm

re: #160 bratwurst

Funny you mention that. I was about to page the newest concept in dealing with chronic drunk drivers…but then I remembered the last time I paged this topic. For suggesting that the US conform to the legal BAC limit observed in the rest of the world, I was accused of being in favor of prohibition or wanting to see all the bars close (because there are NO BARS AT ALL in Canada & Europe where they have the lower limit!) and every comment I made got downdinged by someone who had never posted anything.

I won’t dare challenge the sacrosanct American tradition of drinking & driving again!

I don’t know where that came from. My point was that it was mainly M.A.D.D. who pushed for checkpoints where every car that passed were stopped and searched in order to see if any drivers were impaired or had open containers or—why not—anything else the cops could find, with no probable cause whatsoever.

In the same time frame, The Supreme Court also ruled that evidence obtained by illegal search and seizure could still be used in court.

Those two rulings between them completely eliminated the 4th Amendment.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:17:33pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

Whoa. Todd Kincannon is really losing it.

[Embedded content]

donotlink.com

Let’s hope he gets the help he needs and is kept in safe custody until he comes out a sane Democrat.

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Timothy Watson  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:20:22pm

re: #147 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

Do you think Tuck wakes up in the morning with that incredulous look on his face? Or does it take a cup of coffee before he gets into his “I can’t believe anyone ever disagrees with me” character?

I AM A CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE!1!!

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:21:39pm

re: #147 bratwurst

[Embedded content]

Do you think Tuck wakes up in the morning with that incredulous look on his face? Or does it take a cup of coffee before he gets into his “I can’t believe anyone ever disagrees with me” character?

Maybe Tucker fantasizes about a man in uniform stopping him and groping through his trousers?

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:26:11pm

re: #162 Lidane

*facepalm*

[Embedded content]

Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?

Tattoo them? Where have I heard of that before?

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Decatur Deb  Aug 29, 2015 • 6:29:25pm

re: #162 Lidane

*facepalm*

Chris Christie: Let’s track immigrants like FedEx tracks packages bit.ly

Sure, why not. What could possibly go wrong?

It’s three days since the promised delivery date, and my lawn guy still hasn’t arrived. Suspect he’s mislaid in the back of a warehouse in Memphis.

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Dom  Aug 30, 2015 • 4:49:25am

Trump’s a blur, his camera is focused on the escalator.


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Ranked-Choice Voting Has Challenged the Status Quo. Its Popularity Will Be Tested in November. JUNEAU — Alaska’s new election system — with open primaries and ranked voting — has been a model for those in other states who are frustrated by political polarization and a sense that voters lack real choice at the ...
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