Colbert: Russia Wants a “Thank You”

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Although Putin appears to have ordered his troops to enter Ukraine, the Russian ambassador to the U.S. told “Face the Nation” host Margaret Brennan that the world owes his country a “thank you.” In sporting news, Stephen has a point to make about the country that took home the most medals at the Winter Olympics. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:47:45am
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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:48:00am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:49:48am
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Citizen K  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:52:39am

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dangerman  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:52:45am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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at least two republicans named “Mike” are not gonna be president

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:55:08am

Why isn’t Mike Pompeo in prison?

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:56:23am

From downstairs:

re: #451 Teukka

So, it’s having a mid-life crisis?
I’ll show myself out…

In a strange sort of way, yes.

The leadership of Russia cares about one thing and one thing only and that is maintaining their power. As an oligarchy and essentially a totalitarian regime, not to mention mutual distrust, Russia can’t join the EU and NATO as a means of strengthening it’s economy and easing it’s personal military burdens, and due to their economy being more-or-less terrible for decades, their birth rate has only fallen further and life expectancy is dropping, which hurts the Russian economy even more. People, especially young, educated Russians, have little to no hope for the future.

As such, Russia is in what is effectively a societal death spiral, and the leadership knows it. As far as I can remember, few, if any, civilizations have come out of a similar situation to Russia intact. Thus, Russia is essentially using what tools it has in a desperate attempt to avert said disaster.

Those tools are a powerful military, some world-class espionage and propaganda (at least when it come to their own people and feeble-minded morons elsewhere - I’m looking at you, GOP), it’s remaining legacy status as a world power, a major share in the European energy market, massive currency reserves, and the largest nuclear arsenal on the planet.

The leadership of Russia needs some kind of victory along with a scapegoat, an omnipresent enemy similar to what Communists and terrorists were (and are) to the Western world. The scapegoat the Russian leadership has chosen is NATO…and the West along with Ukraine. As the Kremlin tells the story, they are keeping Russia down, they are encroaching on Russia’s territory, they are ruining Russia economically, they are attacking ethnic Russians, and it is their fault that Russia is failing, not the leadership.

Russia has spent a decade or more building up this message (actually, longer if you go back to Soviet propaganda about the “decadent West”), and they are going to try to use Ukraine as the victory they so desperately need. They just need to make Ukraine look like a puppet state full of Western toadies, something they’ve already been propagandizing for awhile now, and once the public has bought it, they’ll smash Ukraine, defying the West and showing Russia’s strength. Tie Russian nationalism and national mythos into that as well, and Putin figures it’s a gamble worth taking.

Now, will this save Russia? Will this help keep the oligarchs in power? No, not long-term, but it might buy them five or ten years of the Russian public viewing their leaders as worth keeping around since they are willing and able to stand up to the West. Who knows, maybe even long enough for the Russian leadership to come up with some way to save themselves.

Basically, this conflict with Ukraine is a desperate gamble for a slowly failing state to save itself, or perhaps just give itself more time. There are examples of actions just like this throughout history: Ancient Rome, both during and after the Crisis of the Third Century, any number of Chinese imperial dynasties, Cleopatra’s Egypt, the Ottoman Empire and the Austro-Hungarian Empire in WWI, the list can go on.

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Captain Ron  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:56:32am
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aatharuv  Feb 22, 2022 • 10:59:31am

re: #6 darthstar

Why isn’t Mike Pompeo in prison?

Because we do have a First Amendment.

However, I really hope that if someone has enough reason to believe he’s giving material support to Russia, or acting as an unregistered agent for them, someone is getting search warrant to see if there’s more to it.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:01:45am

re: #9 aatharuv

Because we do have a First Amendment.

However, I really hope that if someone has enough reason to believe he’s giving material support to Russia, or acting as an unregistered agent for them, someone is getting search warrant to see if there’s more to it.

He was the most corrupt cabinet member next to probably Mnuchin. But we don’t prosecute these kinds of people anymore. We lionize them.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:02:13am

re: #10 darthstar

He was the most corrupt cabinet member next to probably Mnuchin. But we don’t prosecute these kinds of people anymore. We lionize them.

I don’t know. DeVos was corrupt as fuck too.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:02:22am

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:02:56am

Carried forward…

re: #333 Belafon

In the US. The rest of the world writes their dates in such a way that you can’t have any fun with them.

Excuse me? The 22nd of every month except October and December is palindromic for the rest of us.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:03:43am

re: #11 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t know. DeVos was corrupt as fuck too.

What about Wilbur Ross? Actually what about most of them?

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:03:50am

re: #11 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t know. DeVos was corrupt as fuck too.

She still is. I keep hoping the IRS goes after her.

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Captain Ron  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:04:06am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:05:35am
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lawhawk  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:10:07am

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Da, Tovarisch.

Owens is a Putin tool. She just thinks she’s fooling people.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:16:10am

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:22:32am

Translation: “Minsk Agreements no longer exist” - Vladimir Putin

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aatharuv  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:22:40am

re: #17 Charles Johnson

There are other things from Vladimir Putin that are worthwhile reading. Just to see what outright lies and propaganda he’s trying to push on the world. From the bear’s mouth:

en.kremlin.ru

A short summary, is that he’s claiming that Ukraine (and for that matter Belarus) is an integral part of Russian civilization, and Ukrainian nationalism is really a result of sustained corruption by the Grand Duchy of Lithuania (which he calls a center of Russian civilization through its control over Ukraine and Belarus), Poland, and the influence of the Catholic church.

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:23:12am

re: #19 darthstar

Me!! Me!! Me!!

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:26:29am

Russia’s sovereign debt just got cut off!!

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:26:29am
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:29:25am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Belafon  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:31:11am

re: #25 Patricia Kayden

Not really. They keep playing Tucker over and over.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:31:44am
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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:32:26am

re: #23 Dr Lizardo

Russia’s sovereign debt just got cut off!!

Rubles are getting cheaper by the day.

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:34:38am
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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:35:49am

re: #28 darthstar

Rubles are getting cheaper by the day.

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That’s actually a pretty hardcore sanction. Bye, bye Russian bonds.

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Dopamine Fish  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:36:32am

re: #29 Punish Domestic Terrorists

And if we can get the Justice Department to convict TFG of carrying off classified documents, he won’t be able to hold office ever again, either. More of this, please.

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aatharuv  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:37:19am

re: #20 Dr Lizardo

Translation: “Minsk Agreements no longer exist” - Vladimir Putin

Of course, what he’s also saying is, countries, build nukes — don’t depend on any treaties you have with any other countries to protect you, since they will be broken.

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b.d  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:37:20am

Piss off Putin’s friends, the folks who let him lead……good start

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Mattand  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:37:27am

re: #30 Dr Lizardo

That’s actually a pretty hardcore sanction. Bye, bye Russian bonds.

LOL, maybe this will annihilate the stock portfolio of like 90% of the GOP.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:38:18am

re: #30 Dr Lizardo

That’s actually a pretty hardcore sanction. Bye, bye Russian bonds.

If Putin can’t pay his troops, his troops won’t be very happy.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:39:47am

re: #33 b.d

I like the idea of travel sanctions against the Russian elites. But those corrupt assholes have so much physical cash on hand they can survive months of financial asset seizure without blinking.

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aatharuv  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:40:45am

re: #23 Dr Lizardo

Russia’s sovereign debt just got cut off!!

As of 2 hours ago, the Brits still hadn’t done this, and I’ve not seen anything about the US doing this? When did this happen?

(Just some sanctions against billionaires, and some other sanctions that might take weeks to implement.)
bbc.com

Edit: never mine, found a link about US sanctions, though not many details.

bloomberg.com

Biden Announces Sanctions, Calls Putin’s Moves an Invasion (8:23 p.m.)
Biden said the U.S. is imposing sanctions targeting Russia’s sale of sovereign debt abroad and on the country’s “elites and their family members.” In addition, he said he’s shifting American forces in Europe to help bolster Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania and warned more sanctions could be coming.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:41:01am

re: #34 Mattand

LOL, maybe this will annihilate the stock portfolio of like 90% of the GOP.

That would be rich. Lose their money and then get hit with a margin call so there’s no easy recovery.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:42:33am

$10 says CPAC will be full of Russian flags.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:43:27am

re: #37 aatharuv

Thanks to Brexit the Brits have to act unilaterally against Russia, while the rest of the EU does it in concert. US is also a separate sanction. Nice of the Asian countries to band together to a certain extent.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:43:27am

re: #34 Mattand

LOL, maybe this will annihilate the stock portfolio of like 90% of the GOP.

re: #35 darthstar

If Putin can’t pay his troops, his troops won’t be very happy.

LOL, a lot of people here in Czech Republic are gonna be panicking; they all thought Russia was some great investment and now Biden just set off a MOAB on the Russian economy.

As for Russian troops, I reckon they’ll be paid in potatoes.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:44:03am

re: #37 aatharuv

As of 2 hours ago, the Brits still hadn’t done this, and I’ve not seen anything about the US doing this? When did this happen?

(Just some sanctions against billionaires, and some other sanctions that might take weeks to implement.)
bbc.com

Biden just announced it in his presser.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:45:29am

re: #17 Charles Johnson

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I was predicting a huge wave of pro-Kremlin Fifth Column activity when Putin made his move. The MAGA traitors have not disappointed.

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Mattand  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:47:13am

re: #39 Eclectic Cyborg

$10 says CPAC will be full of Russian flags.

You mean 793.4 rubles, the preferred currency of the GOP.

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Teukka  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:48:00am

Thread for Finnish (left) Perspective:

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:51:01am

re: #7 Dr Lizardo

So in short the Russian leadership is trying to prop themselves up internally a bit longer by having a short victorious war?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:52:04am
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Dopamine Fish  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:53:47am

The wheels of justice grind slow but exceedingly fine; unfortunately, this seems to be taken as an excuse to be slow, a self-fulfilling prophecy, as it were.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:54:27am

re: #46 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

So in short the Russian leadership is trying to prop themselves up internally a bit longer by having a short victorious war?

Not just themselves, but Russian society itself, which is basically in an irreversible decline (IMO). They’re just hoping for a miracle.

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No Malarkey!  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:54:48am

Got sad news; the victim of this shooting is an attorney who use to appear in my hearings.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:56:15am

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is everything GOP the stupidest, most vapid, ignorant thing possible?

Nevermind.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:56:56am

re: #44 Mattand

You mean 793.4 rubles, the preferred currency of the GOP.

By the time CPAC starts, $10 might be 7.93 million rubles.

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:57:04am

Brain injury seems to be their way of saying that this black Conservative jumped to her death then lingered for a while.

Pageant queen and conservative commentator Zoe Sozo Bethel dead after brain injury (The Hill)

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sagehen  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:58:42am

re: #38 darthstar

That would be rich. Lose their money and then get hit with a margin call so there’s no easy recovery.

do we still do margins?

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 11:59:26am

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

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weststpaulbear  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:01:27pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

Joe Sudbay
@JoeSudbay
oh christ

turned on my tv to watch Biden’s remarks

on MSNBC, @chucktodd is interviewing Bush’s National Security adviser Stephen Hadley

I watched a clip from this morning’s Morning Joe with a frothing Mica and crew ranting about how awful awful awful Biden is doing. I shut it down after about a minute.

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:02:08pm

re: #53 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Brain injury seems to be their way of saying that this black Conservative jumped to her death then lingered for a while.

Pageant queen and conservative commentator Zoe Sozo Bethel dead after brain injury (The Hill)

The Daily Mail is way more brutally honest about it:

EXCLUSIVE: Miss Alabama Zoe Sozo Bethel, 27, died after attempting suicide by leaping off seven-story Miami condo, authorities say

dailymail.co.uk

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:04:01pm

re: #53 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Brain injury seems to be their way of saying that this black Conservative jumped to her death then lingered for a while.

Pageant queen and conservative commentator Zoe Sozo Bethel dead after brain injury (The Hill)

The GoFundMe has raised $45k or of a desired $500k. Worth more dead than alive, I guess. No insurance. Big bills. Come in conservatives! Bootstraps! Get off that socialistic GFM teat suck.

(Yes I’m being an asshole. Everyone should have insurance. Why didn’t she? She worked for a few right wing places. I wonder. [Not really])

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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:04:59pm

re: #36 darthstar

I like the idea of travel sanctions against the Russian elites. But those corrupt assholes have so much physical cash on hand they can survive months of financial asset seizure without blinking.

Years of sanctions without blinking. Have our Swiss friends reformed their banking laws or can criminals still squirrel their assets there without concern of losing access?

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:05:47pm

re: #57 Dr Lizardo

The Daily Mail is way more brutally honest about it:

dailymail.co.uk

She was good-looking, but used her looks for evil.
She’s clearly a real conservative, skipping insurance as an unneeded expense when there are sheep to be fleeced.
gofundme.com

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A Cranky One  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:05:47pm

WTF.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:07:55pm
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Belafon  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:10:20pm

In response to Candace Owens, I don’t remember any agreements that said NATO wouldn’t expand east.

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weststpaulbear  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:14:43pm

re: #48 Dopamine Fish

The wheels of justice grind slow but exceedingly fine; unfortunately, this seems to be taken as an excuse to be slow, a self-fulfilling prophecy, as it were.

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I suppose we should be thankful that Merrick Garland doesn’t supervise a fire department.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:15:06pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:15:32pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

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While looking at the thread, I found this:

Is this true ? or something from a satire site?

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lizardofid  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:16:45pm

re: #61 A Cranky One

WTF.

I’m not sure, but Tanya being that close to Katarina makes me a little nervous.

//

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:18:11pm

re: #66 Hecuba’s daughter

It’s real:

Youtube Video

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:18:16pm
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Captain Ron  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:18:19pm
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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:18:32pm

re: #63 Belafon

In response to Candace Owens, I don’t remember any agreements that said NATO wouldn’t expand east.

The Russians have insisted for years they got verbal assurances back in the 1990s that NATO wouldn’t be moving on up into their neck of the woods, but there was never any written agreement to that effect.

However, Mikhail Gorbachev has always maintained that the matter of NATO eastward expansion never even came up for discussion, and to be blunt, I trust Gorby a good deal more than the current crop of Russian leaders.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:19:00pm

re: #65 jaunte

Teddy Roosevelt would do the Michael Jackson moon walk so he could keep an eye on the media.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:19:12pm

re: #66 Hecuba’s daughter

While looking at the thread, I found this:

Is this true ? or something from a satire site?

Trump praises Putin’s ‘genius’ plan to invade Ukraine: ‘You gotta say that’s pretty savvy’

Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday called Vladimir Putin a “genius” after the Russian president made moves to take over parts of Ukraine.

Trump made the remarks during an interview with conservative podcaster Buck Sexton.

“I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius,’” Trump recalled. “Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine — of Ukraine — Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful.”

“I said, ‘How smart is that?’” the former U.S. president continued. “And he’s gonna go in and be a peacekeeper. That’s the strongest peace force… We could use that on our southern border. That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. There were more army tanks than I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep peace all right. No, but think of it. Here’s a guy who’s very savvy.”

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:20:39pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:20:58pm
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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:21:26pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL Trump continues to express his vaguely homoerotic desires for Pootie-Poot.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:21:51pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump should declare Florida a sovereign state. DeSantis would be afraid to argue with him.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:22:13pm

re: #76 Dr Lizardo

He has a very creepy attraction to abusers.

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:22:30pm

re: #68 jaunte

It’s real:

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I’m pretty sure that Buck Sexton is a Stephen Colbert character.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:22:47pm

This was from last night downthread but I felt the need to put my 2 cents in now that I’m awake since it was in response to something I said.

re: #376 Hecuba’s daughter

He’s not paranoid or irrational; he knows that we are not going to engage in a direct military conflict with him — the danger to the world survival is too great.

Putin has been basically hiding in a Bunker for 2 years. He’s terrified of getting COVID and looking weak, or perhaps dying. Clownstick got it, BJ got it, Bolsonaro got it multiple times, Queen Elizabeth has it…. he wants to continue to be the shirtless strong man alpha male who beat this thing and never got it. The reality is he’s scared shitless of it. For all the crap Biden was given by the #KremlinCaucus about not doing “rallies” during the campaign, at least he’s not hiding in a bunker.

If you watched his yammering yesterday, he looks really physically bad. Like he’s aged a decade in a year and bloated in a heavy drinker way to me. He was setup at a desk like 50 feet away from his cabinet members, who were all sitting in chairs with no desks or tables with their hands folded in front of them so Putin could see them. Every one of those guys looked like they were about to get picked for live execution on state television.

I’m failing to see a completely rational person here.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:23:03pm
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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:23:09pm

re: #78 jaunte

He has a very creepy attraction to abusers.

Yeah, it’s almost like some kind of S&M thing.

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Crush White Nationalism  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:25:05pm

re: #74 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

A rep for the artist confirmed that the artist died at his home in Killarney, Ireland. “No other information is available at this time,” the publicist wrote. “The family asks everyone to respect their privacy at this time.” Lanegan was 57.

Opiate overdose?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:25:23pm

re: #58 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The GoFundMe has raised $45k or of a desired $500k. Worth more dead than alive, I guess. No insurance. Big bills. Come in conservatives! Bootstraps! Get off that socialistic GFM teat suck.

(Yes I’m being an asshole. Everyone should have insurance. Why didn’t she? She worked for a few right wing places. I wonder. [Not really])

Bethel worked for Right Side Broadcasting Network, was a brand ambassador for Turning Point USA and was involved at Liberty University’s Falkirk Center. Additionally, she was a spokeswoman for Students for Life and affiliated with Project Veritas, her family noted.

Quite the resume this lady had.

/

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Dr Lizardo  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:26:28pm

re: #80 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

I noticed that as well. He looked rough, aged, bloated and the way he was sitting and shifting around seemed like he’s got either a case of hemorrhoids or maybe an enlarged prostate, either one of which would be no doubt quite uncomfortable.

And with that, time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:26:48pm

re: #79 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I’m pretty sure that Buck Sexton is a Stephen Colbert character.

The Buck Sexton Show

Buck Sexton (born 28 December 1981) is an American radio host, political commentator, podcaster, writer, and former CIA intelligence officer. He is best known as the co-host of the popular “The Clay Travis and the Buck Sexton Show” that is nationally syndicated by Premiere Radio Networks, a subsidiary of iHeartMedia.

Sexton is also the host of “Hold The Line” on The First TV and formerly guest host for “The Rush Limbaugh Show,” “The Sean Hannity Show,” and “The Glenn Beck Program.” Sexton as a renowned radio host often discusses business, politics, entertainment, and social issues.

He is also a regular guest analyst appearing on Fox News and Fox Business Network. He was formerly a CNN contributor, and host at The Hill TV “Rising.”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:27:01pm

re: #55 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:27:17pm

re: #81 Backwoods_Sleuth

“defending freedom will have costs for us as well at here at home. We need to be honest about that.”

When I heard him say that on the live broadcast, it was an embarrassing moment:
that he had to reassure self-indulgent Americans they wouldn’t have to sacrifice all that much to defend the lives and freedom of people in Ukraine.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:27:29pm

re: #80 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

I’d be happy to see Putin on a ventilator.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:29:16pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:30:23pm

re: #66 Hecuba’s daughter

While looking at the thread, I found this:

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Is this true ? or something from a satire site?

Youtube Video

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EPR-radar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:31:23pm

re: #78 jaunte

He has a very creepy attraction to abusers.

A big part of it is that Trump is also an abuser, and he has a sick respect for tyrants that abuse on scales Trump can only dream of.

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Dangerman  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:31:41pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

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jake, it’s the defining image of what he thinks of people who write the way you do

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:32:03pm

re: #92 EPR-radar

Reminds me of his fantasy about police slamming arrestees heads into their cars.

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EPR-radar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:34:48pm

re: #94 jaunte

Reminds me of his fantasy about police slamming arrestees heads into their cars.

Exactly. Trump is full of disgusting impulses only his native cowardice keeps at bay.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:38:00pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:38:09pm

re: #94 jaunte

Reminds me of his fantasy about police slamming arrestees heads into their cars.

Trump outlined a scenario in which a police officer would be careful not to harm a person they are arresting and instructed officers not to worry about that, saying:

“When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over, like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody. Don’t hit their head. I said, you can take the hand away, okay?”

There was a pause after Trump’s delivery, and then the officers behind him began to clap and cheer.

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:42:56pm
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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:47:13pm

re: #97 Eclectic Cyborg

The police do that to prevent accusations of brutality. And if someone didn’t protect Trump’s head as he was put into a car he’d cry bloody murder.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:49:00pm

re: #96 jaunte

YOWSER, that collision!

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jaunte  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:49:20pm

re: #100 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yes, ouch.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:50:00pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:50:50pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I really need to ask Robyn to send me some of their coffee.

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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:53:35pm

re: #96 jaunte

Driver left the engine running and went into the office building to get his clients. There’s nothing else on that road in the area. Bad luck I guess.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 12:57:32pm
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darthstar  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:00:53pm

re: #105 Backwoods_Sleuth

Putin still carries some of Trump’s debt. Find a connection between a sanctioned Russian and a Trump property and you can extend the asset freeze to him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:03:43pm
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Mike Lamb  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:07:58pm

re: #105 Backwoods_Sleuth

He wouldn’t have had to invade. Trump would have just said “Its yours!”.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:09:09pm

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

Bethel worked for Right Side Broadcasting Network, was a brand ambassador for Turning Point USA and was involved at Liberty University’s Falkirk Center. Additionally, she was a spokeswoman for Students for Life and affiliated with Project Veritas, her family noted.

Quite the resume this lady had.

/

A veritable Who’s Who for people needing to reevaluate their lives. Her association with the worst people out there cost her her day job, the modeling firm cancelled her contract. Maybe that’s why she offered herself.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:09:19pm

I’d just like to say…

const regex = /^\s*(?<action>go|delete)(?:\s+)(?<direction>forward|back(?:wards?)?)\s*(?<amount>forwards|(?<number>to|[^\s]+)\s+(?<type>words?|characters?))\s*$/i
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I Would Prefer Not To  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:09:35pm

re: #61 A Cranky One

WTF.

[Embedded content]

Mandatory viewing. The titles alone plus Tanya Harding for some reason.

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A Cranky One  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:10:27pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

I’d just like to say…

const regex = /^\s*(?go|delete)(?:\s+)(?forward|back(?:wards?)?)\s*(?forwards|(?to|[^\s]+)\s+(?words?|characters?))\s*$/i

Easy for you to say.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:11:21pm

re: #92 EPR-radar

A big part of it is that Trump is also an abuser, and he has a sick respect for tyrants that abuse on scales Trump can only dream of.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This. Every word.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:11:39pm

I was wondering if the code formatter would handle that regular expression with all its escaped characters. Looks like it did!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:13:01pm

re: #114 Charles Johnson

There you go, letting a bunch of characters get away from you again.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:13:48pm

re: #115 Eclectic Cyborg

There you go, letting a bunch of characters get away from you again.

/

They never really escape, I just let them think so.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Feb 22, 2022 • 1:15:06pm

re: #96 jaunte

The dude driving it looks like a pirate. All he needs is a parrot on his shoulder. Arrrrrrr.

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John Hughes  Feb 22, 2022 • 3:46:33pm

re: #89 darthstar

I’d be happy to see Putin on a ventilator.

I downdinged that.
I feel I have to explain.
I don’t want anybody to suffer. I just don’t want those [censored] to make others suffer.

I’d like Putin to live a long, healthy, powerless life.


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