Clyde and Gracie Lawrence: “The Heartburn Song”

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I told you not to play with that fire
But you just had to give it a taste
And I’m tryna be a friend
But I fear how this’ll end…

Director: Jordan Beard & Alistair Wilson
Creative Director: Gracie Lawrence & Clyde Lawrence
Production Company: Canopy Films
Assistant Camera Operator: Jeff Andrew
Art Direction / Props: Abby Cosinuke
Production Assistant: Jeremy Roth-Rose
Titles: Steph Dispoto
Styling/Wardrobe: Gracie Lawrence

Special Thanks To:
Spencer Wardwell for helping shape the story and creative direction.
Rae Baron and Linda Lawrence for the attention to detail.
Tory Geismar for the instruments.
And of course, Aaron “Liaosauce” Liao for all the hot sauce.

Connect with #Lawrence:
Facebook: facebook.com
Twitter: twitter.com
Instagram: instagram.com
Website: lawrencetheband.com

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135 comments
1
Charles Johnson  May 24, 2023 • 5:18:32pm

It’s gonna be all right.

2
darthstar  May 24, 2023 • 5:20:37pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

It’s gonna be all right.

That’s what Casey is telling Ron right now as she laments the fact that she’ll never have her own Secret Service detail to bang like Melania did.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  May 24, 2023 • 5:25:42pm

Did Florida already pass the law undoing the requirement that DeSantis resign if he was running for another office? Or is he on a timer now to resign as governor or as a candidate?

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darthstar  May 24, 2023 • 5:25:52pm

Mastodon

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darthstar  May 24, 2023 • 5:26:50pm

re: #3 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Did Florida already pass the law undoing the requirement that DeSantis resign if he was running for another office? Or is he on a timer now to resign as governor or as a candidate?

I think he pushed that through for himself in his first term.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 24, 2023 • 5:30:41pm

O_o

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gocart mozart  May 24, 2023 • 5:34:01pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  May 24, 2023 • 5:37:48pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

Tina was Buddhist, so yeah, Ray…she had no sins…

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 5:39:07pm

re: #365 Charles Johnson

I can usually tell when I’m listening to a deepfake audio, but not always. That’s where it pays to stay informed because you can almost always detect a fake from the context.

Earlier this week I was on the phone talking to a financial institution. Once they authenticated that I was indeed me, (imagine that!) they offered me the opportunity to set up voice authentication. I declined because I have no idea where AI voicefake is going, where counter technology is going and have absolutely no desire to participate in the institutional and criminal learning curves.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 24, 2023 • 5:39:16pm
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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:40:26pm

Thanks Charles for the site. I can always count on meaningful distractions here.

Especially on a day like today when Meatball pulled off the worst presidential campaign announcement of all time. Hunter S. Thompson would still be cackling uncontrollably right this second if he saw heard it.

12
teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:41:52pm

Fuckface Von Clownstick did do a good thing in coming up with Meatball in re: DeSantis.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 24, 2023 • 5:42:26pm

what???

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 5:44:00pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 24, 2023 • 5:46:49pm
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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 5:50:13pm
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DodgerFan1988  May 24, 2023 • 5:50:22pm
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The Pie Overlord!  May 24, 2023 • 5:50:23pm

re: #13 Backwoods Sleuth

what???

Zelensky responds:

Youtube Video

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 5:51:28pm

re: #3 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Did Florida already pass the law undoing the requirement that DeSantis resign if he was running for another office? Or is he on a timer now to resign as governor or as a candidate?

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:52:28pm

Many of my great Twitter acquaintances, all of them good people, are simply ignoring that the site is now 4chan.

Mastodon

And yet I still engage. Addiction, I suppose, and I am a proven addict.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 5:53:11pm

I don’t know why everyone’s so surprised

This went off the way he runs Florida

And they way he runs Twitter

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darthstar  May 24, 2023 • 5:53:58pm

Mastodon

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:54:02pm

re: #21 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

I don’t know why everyone’s so surprised

This went off the way he runs Florida

And they way he runs Twitter

I’m not surprised. I’m ENTERTAINED!

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Patricia Kayden  May 24, 2023 • 5:54:53pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

What a freaking troll!! Tina Turner is a rock legend. Her music will live on. Can Ray shut the hell up and let her family and fans mourn her passing? Sheesh!!!

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:55:12pm

Giphy

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Charles Johnson  May 24, 2023 • 5:57:09pm
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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 5:57:42pm

re: #25 teleskiguy

[Embedded content]

Came here for this.

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 5:59:48pm

re: #24 Patricia Kayden

What a freaking troll!! Tina Turner is a rock legend. Her music will live on. Can Ray shut the hell up and let her family and fans mourn her passing? Sheesh!!!

Did I do this right?

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William Lewis  May 24, 2023 • 6:03:56pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

Hers, what ever they were, are. Your’s Ray? Remember what the book sez about sins against teh Holy Spirit and be afraid because if there is a hell, you’re damned.

Meanwhile real people have this:

Tina Turner - Private Dancer (Official Music Video)

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William Lewis  May 24, 2023 • 6:05:06pm

Youtube Video

Rick Beato on Tina.

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Patricia Kayden  May 24, 2023 • 6:05:23pm

re: #28 teleskiguy

Yes!! Get him!
I hope he’s getting dragged for filth. His tweet isn’t compassionate at all. He’s so self righteous and smug. Cannot stand him.

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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 6:19:14pm

The only reason I say grants is that he would have to remind her that the idiot exists.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 6:21:10pm

So how are things going at the Four Seasons right now??

He will never be president.
He didn’t have a chance before.
Now he definitely doesn’t

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 24, 2023 • 6:22:00pm

re: #24 Patricia Kayden

What a freaking troll!! Tina Turner is a rock legend. Her music will live on. Can Ray shut the hell up and let her family and fans mourn her passing? Sheesh!!!

Having encountered The Banana Man as I was waiting for the local Costco to open…nope. Ray is obsessed with being an asshole 24/7.

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I Would Prefer Not To  May 24, 2023 • 6:23:38pm

#DeSaster is trending on twitter,

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 6:25:27pm

I’d heard Tina Turner covers, sure. But TBH I didn’t know how much of a cover artist she was until today. She performed SO MANY COVERS!

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Charles Johnson  May 24, 2023 • 6:26:21pm

re: #24 Patricia Kayden

What a freaking troll!! Tina Turner is a rock legend. Her music will live on. Can Ray shut the hell up and let her family and fans mourn her passing? Sheesh!!!

Ray Comfort’s grift is based on being a complete asshole. Unfortunately, the idea of being a powerful asshole who can’t be held accountable appeals to many people in his target audience. Even the ones who are neither rich nor powerful.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 6:27:59pm
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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 6:29:07pm

Tina Turner - Come Together (1970) STUDIO VERSION

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 6:29:58pm
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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 6:32:06pm
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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 6:32:51pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  May 24, 2023 • 6:39:10pm

I F’n love Dark Brandon!

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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 6:40:25pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

It’s gonna be all right.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 24, 2023 • 6:45:51pm

If you’re in Florida and you gotta whizzz…you better stay alert…

msn.com

He went outside to winkle…and didn’t notice Mr. Gator…

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 6:46:33pm

*snork*

Some years back a group of people trolled StoneKettle claiming that they were his bastard children from Nebraska. I suspect that his anger at Nebraska is just performative.

Iirc, he’s headed to a Montana SciFi convention.

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Florida Panhandler  May 24, 2023 • 6:47:10pm

re: #3 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Did Florida already pass the law undoing the requirement that DeSantis resign if he was running for another office? Or is he on a timer now to resign as governor or as a candidate?

The real question is how quickly the Florida Legislature can undo or ignore the Term Limits keeping DeSantis from being Governor again.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 24, 2023 • 6:49:42pm

The state of college in Florida:

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 6:51:03pm

“Tech debacle aside, DeSantis is knowledgable, a fluid speaker, and has command of details.”

—Rich Lowry, National Review

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 6:54:35pm

re: #46 Joe Bacon ✅

If you’re in Florida and you gotta whizzz…you better stay alert…

msn.com

He went outside to winkle…and didn’t notice Mr. Gator…

Running through my mind right now is the Headline -“Attacked by 10 1/2 feet of angry luggage”.

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 6:57:36pm

re: #46 Joe Bacon ✅

I like this part.
As if the alligator cares what you think.

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 6:57:56pm

Oopsie! There was a dumpster fire outside of the State AG’s office earlier this evening in Austin, which apparently involved lots of State Files getting torched!!

Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie!

54
jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 6:58:34pm

Polls of Florida Man Cause Reassessment Of Alligator Intentions

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Nerdy Fish  May 24, 2023 • 6:59:23pm

re: #53 austin_blue

Oopsie! There was a dumpster fire outside of the State AG’s office earlier this evening in Austin, which apparently involved lots of State Files getting torched!!

Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie!

Wait, is that indicted felon Ken Paxton? Are you sure that wasn’t intentional?

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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 6:59:28pm

re: #50 jaunte

“Tech debacle aside, DeSantis is knowledgable, a fluid speaker, and has command of details.”

—Rich Lowry, National Review

His Palin erection is just now subsiding.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 6:59:52pm

From Tuesday/yesterday

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 7:00:08pm

re: #56 Barefoot Grin

He’s still trying to define the fluid.

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Dave In Austin  May 24, 2023 • 7:00:34pm

re: #53 austin_blue

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 7:02:12pm

re: #55 Nerdy Fish

Wait, is that indicted felon Ken Paxton? Are you sure that wasn’t intentional?

At this point, it’s just “enquiring minds want to know,” but with the Biennial Session just ending, and Ken being Ken, well, it looks sort of hinkie, doesn’t it?

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Nerdy Fish  May 24, 2023 • 7:03:53pm

re: #60 austin_blue

At this point, it’s just “enquiring minds want to know,” but with the Biennial Session just ending, and Ken being Ken, well, it looks sort of hinkie, doesn’t it?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:05:52pm

.

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 7:06:51pm

re: #50 jaunte

“Tech debacle aside, DeSantis is knowledgable, a fluid speaker, and has command of details.”

—Rich Lowry, National Review

GOP to English Dictionary translation:

“Tech debacle aside, DeSantis is not a complete idiot, is a glib but completely boring speaker, and is able to read talking points off cue cards.”

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Patricia Kayden  May 24, 2023 • 7:07:23pm

re: #50 jaunte

DeathSantis is also racist, homophobic, and xenophobic. He’s also into voter suppression, preventing the teaching of Black history, book bans and anti-science propaganda.
Musk is supposedly all about free speech but will champion a politician who actively suppresses speech.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 24, 2023 • 7:07:34pm

re: #53 austin_blue

Oopsie! There was a dumpster fire outside of the State AG’s office earlier this evening in Austin, which apparently involved lots of State Files getting torched!!

Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie!

HOLY OHIO PLAYERS, BATMAN!

The Ohio Players - Fire

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 7:08:12pm

DeSgusting.

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 7:08:18pm

re: #41 ckkatz

My employer, just today, guaranteed my limited employment through the summer (we’re a ski company, so…)

I’m very near calling this gig “passive income.” I don’t do much these days but my boss pays me.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:11:33pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

My employer, just today, guaranteed my limited employment through the summer (we’re a ski company, so…)

I’m very near calling this gig “passive income.” I don’t do much these days but my boss pays me.

Congratulations!

From your description of the work you do, it sounds like your job is a labor of joy. And that you are a happy warrior.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:14:26pm
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🔧-wench  May 24, 2023 • 7:14:39pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

My employer, just today, guaranteed my limited employment through the summer (we’re a ski company, so…)

I’m very near calling this gig “passive income.” I don’t do much these days but my boss pays me.

He wants you by his side when the snow falls.

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 7:15:22pm

My boss has, in front of his vendors and investors, introduced ME in Zoom meetings and such. The team had a nice discussion today about how valuable my boss sees me, I heard him for the first time say “Charlie is aggressive, one of the best.” He’s talking about my skiing.

He also was extremely supportive and empathic in my current mourning period. My boss is awesome.

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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 7:16:33pm

The Fastest Maze-Solving Competition On Earth

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 24, 2023 • 7:17:15pm

Has anyone considered that Eloon sabotaged DeSantis on purpose today to help Trump……

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teleskiguy  May 24, 2023 • 7:18:08pm

re: #70 🔧-wench

He wants you by his side when the snow falls.

He knew how cool and special I was diving right into his company last fall. Now it’s real.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:26:55pm

It’s gonna be all right.

Even though it looks like they took down most of the band.

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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 7:29:35pm
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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 7:30:14pm

Related to the literal dumpster fire?

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Nerdy Fish  May 24, 2023 • 7:30:27pm

re: #76 Belafon

If that account is affiliated with him, his social media manager needs a damn raise. Ho-lee.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:31:11pm
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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:32:31pm

re: #77 Belafon

When has Paxton let a little thing, like the law, stop him?

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Nerdy Fish  May 24, 2023 • 7:33:12pm

re: #80 ckkatz

When has Paxton let a little thing, like the law, stop him?

Yes, but if Republicans (which the Texas House overwhelmingly is, I might remind) are saying he’s impeachable, he might actually be in some amount of trouble.

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A Three Hour Tour  May 24, 2023 • 7:35:15pm

re: #50 jaunte

“Tech debacle aside, DeSantis is knowledgable, a fluid speaker, and has command of details.”

—Rich Lowry, National Review

Is Rich Lowry getting starbursts up his leg again?

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:36:04pm

re: #81 Nerdy Fish

Yes, but if Republicans (which the Texas House overwhelmingly is, I might remind) are saying he’s impeachable, he might actually be in some amount of trouble.

I’m all for it!

But based upon history, I suspect that once all is said and done; A lot will have been said; And nothing done.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:37:16pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:38:01pm

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 7:38:08pm

re: #83 ckkatz

I’m all for it!

But based upon history, I suspect that once all is said and done; A lot will have been said; And nothing done.

I don’t live in Texas because I expect things to get better. I live here because I want them to get better.

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darthstar  May 24, 2023 • 7:38:35pm

Decided to do the proper thing on my last bachelor night before the missus comes home…watching the first Harry Potter movie with a glass of tequila and a bowl of wedding cake (with a little hindu kush on top). I suspect I won’t be typing in a bit as the kush has kick.

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Belafon  May 24, 2023 • 7:39:10pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

And one very determined cop from London.

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Cheechako  May 24, 2023 • 7:40:00pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

No, it’s Oxford University or a very small town in Maine.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 7:40:04pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

Also cabot cove
And that hospital dick van dyke worked in

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 24, 2023 • 7:41:28pm

re: #89 Cheechako

No, it’s Oxford University or a very small town in Maine.

re: #90 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

Also cabot cove
And that hospital dick van dyke worked in

Four effing seconds

I shoulda left dick van dyke off

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calochortus  May 24, 2023 • 7:41:33pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

Midsomer is a county with lots and lots of quaint little villages full of murderers.

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No Malarkey!  May 24, 2023 • 7:42:07pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:42:48pm

re: #89 Cheechako

No, it’s Oxford University or a very small town in Maine.

We were just discussing: or maybe Oxford with Inspector Lewis.

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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:43:20pm

re: #92 calochortus

Midsomer is a county with lots and lots of quaint little villages full of murderers.

Oh boy, that will skew my statistics ;)

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calochortus  May 24, 2023 • 7:46:42pm

re: #94 Barefoot Grin

We were just discussing: or maybe Oxford with Inspector Lewis.

And Inspector Morse before him.

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 7:46:59pm

re: #80 ckkatz

When has Paxton let a little thing, like the law, stop him?

Never.

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 7:48:09pm

re: #79 ckkatz

Mastodon

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 7:48:42pm

The superyacht renter class isn’t hurting.

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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:50:17pm

re: #96 calochortus

And Inspector Morse before him.

Yes, that was the better version for me. A sign of my age and memory that I went with Lewis first.

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No Malarkey!  May 24, 2023 • 7:52:24pm
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calochortus  May 24, 2023 • 7:53:10pm

re: #100 Barefoot Grin

Yes, that was the better version for me. A sign of my age and memory that I went with Lewis first.

I liked them both.

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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:53:30pm

re: #99 jaunte

The superyacht renter class isn’t hurting.

The yacht builders should learn how to build spaceships.

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jeffreyw  May 24, 2023 • 7:53:51pm

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Captain Ron  May 24, 2023 • 7:54:40pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 24, 2023 • 7:56:38pm

re: #102 calochortus

I liked them both.

I watched them both with my parents up to a couple of years ago whenever I came home. I started to wonder about the violent nature of the English countryside at that time (as if I hadn’t seen Straw Dogs). Now I am watching with dad. He likes it because he has a bit of memory of watching before, and because they are visually interesting. I don’t think he can keep up with long plots anymore. I try to interweave MASH episodes and long walks or drives.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 7:58:33pm
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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 8:00:38pm

re: #98 jaunte

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Pffftt! Most of those boats aren’t any longer than 24 meters, or 78 feet (which is the French legal definition for a super yacht, for tax purposes).

Now, for Oligarchs, you need a boat the length of a destroyer or a light cruiser from WW2 to even *be in the game* for big dickage show-off wealth displays.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 8:08:03pm
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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 8:12:35pm

I suspect that when Ukraine has pilots ready to fly it, available F-16’s will appear in short order.

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 8:19:42pm

re: #13 Backwoods Sleuth

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Sherlock Hound  May 24, 2023 • 8:20:25pm

re: #56 Barefoot Grin

His Palin erection is just now subsiding.

Starbursts!

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BlueSpotinAL ✅  May 24, 2023 • 8:20:47pm

So by all accounts, DeSantis was woking off at his 2024 launch of his campaign for president?

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ckkatz  May 24, 2023 • 8:21:20pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 8:27:26pm

re: #374 teleskiguy

Most Polaris Rzrs are 1000 cc. The smallest Harley-Davidson motor you can get is 737 cc.

1000cc is the engine size in my car. I can bury the speedometer in my car (okay it only goes up to 100mph but still).

We had a problem with teenagers speeding on the village streets until the sheriff impounded a few vehicles. That ended tout suite.

None of these vehicles require a driver’s license in my state, but failure to comply with the law gets the vehicle immediately impounded and you a traffic ticket.

ATVs, UTVs, and mini-bikes are not allowed on roads. They are not allowed to be modified from the manufacturer design withe performance-enhancing or lighting equipment. Out-of-state vehicles brought here by new residents must be accompanied with the title (if the state issues it) or the original sales receipt (including other sales receipts if sold by a private individual). A registration fee (a permanent license plate) of $10 is also required.

Moped’s definition includes electric bicycles. They can only be operated on public roads. The pedals must remain on the vehicles. If the pedals are removed, it is automatically designated a motorcycle. Any vehicle operated on a public road (other than manual bicycles and similar vehicles) must carry liability insurance.

Any vehicle purchased overseas must include the foreign original bill-of-sale, any subsequent private sales, and documents showing importation tax was paid.

All vehicles registered here require proof of sales tax paid when purchased in another state. If no proof is provided, sales tax will automatically be assessed before the title and registration are issued.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 8:34:57pm

The JWs have been sending letters to try to recruit people, after they discontinued door knocking at the start of the pandemic.

My wife got a letter today from the Unitarian-Universalists trying to recruit (and ask for money).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 8:37:44pm

re: #3 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Did Florida already pass the law undoing the requirement that DeSantis resign if he was running for another office? Or is he on a timer now to resign as governor or as a candidate?

They passed the bill, but the legislature refused to pass it over to DeSantis to sign. I’m not sure how Florida law works which would allow them to do that.

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 8:38:36pm

re: #117 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

If they just let it sit unsigned, eventually it becomes law without DeSantis having to touch it.

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mmmirele  May 24, 2023 • 8:40:58pm

re: #33 Belafon

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The only reason I say grants is that he would have to remind her that the idiot exists.

I took time to state one of my pet peeves. I waited tables back in the day, and those fake $100 tracts were so annoying. I preferred drunk college students dumping money in their water glasses. Because wet MONEY still spends when dry.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 8:42:26pm

re: #7 gocart mozart

Christians in that thread really showing that Christian love. Lots of little execution device emojis all over the thread.

But they wonder why so many are leaving the pews and will never come back.

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 8:42:39pm

Stonekettle caught a storm up Anymouse way on his way to Missoula.

Have mercy, what a shot!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 8:43:05pm

re: #118 jaunte

If they just let it sit unsigned, eventually it becomes law without DeSantis having to touch it.

Ah. That way he can keep his fingerprints off the crime scene.

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 8:43:14pm

re: #117 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This article says DeSantis signed the bill today:

“The new amendment provides a specific carve-out when a candidate is running for president or vice president.”

businessinsider.com.

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Targetpractice  May 24, 2023 • 8:44:52pm

re: #123 jaunte

This article says DeSantis signed the bill today:

businessinsider.com.

Come on, Ron, you should have done it in the tried-and-tested Rubio way: Promise for months that if you run for the presidency that you won’t run for reelection…and then file for reelection almost as soon as your candidacy goes belly up.

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jaunte  May 24, 2023 • 8:45:27pm

DeStraddle

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mmmirele  May 24, 2023 • 8:47:35pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

My employer, just today, guaranteed my limited employment through the summer (we’re a ski company, so…)

I’m very near calling this gig “passive income.” I don’t do much these days but my boss pays me.

I’m envious of you—you have a good gig doing something you love. I like parts of my job (fixing problems). I don’t like the politics.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 24, 2023 • 8:49:44pm

re: #98 jaunte

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re: #108 austin_blue

Pffftt! Most of those boats aren’t any longer than 24 meters, or 78 feet (which is the French legal definition for a super yacht, for tax purposes).

Now, for Oligarchs, you need a boat the length of a destroyer or a light cruiser from WW2 to even *be in the game* for big dickage show-off wealth displays.

I figure a 500 lb. Mk.82 with proper fusing could sink most of these tubs of ill repute. I know where there is an A-1D Skyraider for sale, functional except for its 20mm cannons. It will carry 16 Mk 82s if one might somehow get those.

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Dr Lizardo  May 24, 2023 • 8:49:45pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

I’d say Cabot Cove, Maine is a strong contender for that dubious honor.

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sagehen  May 24, 2023 • 8:52:16pm

re: #121 austin_blue

Stonekettle caught a storm up Anymouse way on his way to Missoula.

Have mercy, what a shot!

does that mean Wyoming is gay now and the right-wing has to hate it?

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 8:58:12pm

re: #123 jaunte

This article says DeSantis signed the bill today:

businessinsider.com.

That thing was supposed to be sent to DeeSatinist (Ron’s pronunciation) last week. They Florida Man Legislature apparently fucked up the wording in the bill, had to redo it, vote on it again, and didn’t get it to DehSatinist (Cayce’s pronunciation) until after lunch today, hence the delay. Not that it mattered, because Elon’s Plastic Fantastic Web Site™ was so fucked up that nothing worked for half an hour.

And I’m off to bed, laughing my ass off about *that* particular shit-show.

Deepest regrets to Tina’s surviving family and friends. That woman was a force of nature and Ike died and went to hell many years ago. Surviving your tormentor has to be sweet revenge.

Be nice to each other.

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austin_blue  May 24, 2023 • 9:03:53pm

re: #127 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I figure a 500 lb. Mk.82 with proper fusing could sink most of these tubs of ill repute. I know where there is an A-1D Skyraider for sale, functional except for its 20mm cannons. It will carry 16 Mk 82s if one might somehow get those.

Oh, hell yes, Snakes with 36” grass cutter fuses would bust those putt-putts in half tout de suite.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 9:06:28pm

re: #47 ckkatz

*snork*

Some years back a group of people trolled StoneKettle claiming that they were his bastard children from Nebraska. I suspect that his anger at Nebraska is just performative.

Iirc, he’s headed to a Montana SciFi convention.

He’s correct about I-29 in Iowa being closed. It’s been closed for several years. That’s an Iowa problem though, not Nebraska. (The photo is him going over the bridge from Council Bluffs to Iowa.) I got caught the same way on a trip home from Chicago.

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TedStriker  May 24, 2023 • 9:09:05pm

re: #85 Barefoot Grin

It’s an uncomfortable truth that Midsomer, England, a quaint town filled with wealthy eccentrics, is the murder capital of the world.

Along with Cabot Cove.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 24, 2023 • 9:23:01pm

re: #69 ckkatz

The United States remains in a heightened threat environment. Lone offenders and small groups motivated by a range of ideological beliefs and personal grievances continue to pose a persistent and lethal threat to the Homeland. Both domestic violent extremists (DVEs) and those associated with foreign terrorist organizations continue to attempt to motivate supporters to conduct attacks in the Homeland, including through violent extremist messaging and online calls for violence. In the coming months, factors that could mobilize individuals to commit violence include their perceptions of the 2024 general election cycle and legislative or judicial decisions pertaining to sociopolitical issues. Likely targets of potential violence include US critical infrastructure, faith-based institutions, individuals or events associated with the LGBTQIA+ community, schools, racial and ethnic minorities, and government facilities and personnel, including law enforcement.

(more)

Summary of Terrorism-Related Threat to the United States (Department of Homeland Security, today)

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BeenHereAwhile  May 24, 2023 • 9:46:33pm

re: #73 GlutenFreeJesus

Has anyone considered that Eloon sabotaged DeSantis on purpose today to help Trump……

To quote a previous response by Nerdy Fish.

“It would be irresponsible not to speculate.”


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