GOP Crazy of the Day: Gay Marriage is Like Inanimate Object Marriage

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You know that religious right talking point about gay marriage that goes, “Slippery slope! Where does it end? Marrying horses?”

Well, the GOP’s candidate for Lt. Governor of Wisconsin, Rebecca Kleefisch, takes it up a notch by comparing gay marriage to marrying a table. Or a clock.

“We can’t at this point afford to just be handing out money to anyone,” Rebecca Kleefisch told WVCY, a local Christian station while discussing her opposition to domestic partner benefits for gay state employees.

“This is a slippery slope in addition to that — at what point are we going to OK marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table, or this, you know, clock? Can we marry dogs? This is ridiculous.”

After being slammed by gay rights organizations and bloggers who recently turned up the interview from earlier in the year, the 35-year-old apologized on Thursday.

(Hat tip: lawhawk.)

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128 comments
1 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:01:56pm

OMFG!

Zombie politician.

2 jaunte  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:06:14pm

“…at what point are we going to OK electing inanimate objects? Can I vote for this table, or this, you know, clock? Can we be represented by dogs? This is ridiculous.”

3 Winny Spencer  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:07:21pm

“This is ridiculous.”

Yes, it is.

4 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:07:42pm
Can I marry this table, or this, you know, clock? Can we marry dogs?

i dunno, but a clockwork dog on a table………wayhey!

5 Kronocide  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:07:42pm

Well, what if it’s from IKEA?

6 engineer cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:07:52pm

klee fisch:

[Link: www.myfreewallpapers.net…]

7 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:08:04pm

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

8 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:08:28pm

re: #2 jaunte

“…at what point are we going to OK electing inanimate objects? Can I vote for this table, or this, you know, clock? “

whole new meaning to voting for a *slate* of candidates…………..

9 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:08:32pm

I’m going to go OT for a moment.

I know that I”m new blood here having been only reading for about a year and only contributing for about 3/4ths of that.

This said are you guys okay with me bringing the following sign to the rally to restore sanity?

“I love America too much to flounce, but can we please hire better mods, the trolls are starting to take over….

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com”…]

10 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:09:40pm

re: #5 BigPapa

Well, what if it’s from IKEA?

There’s a trope for that…

[Link: tvtropes.org…]

Or maybe not….

11 prairiefire  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:10:04pm

Denying humanity to humans is inhuman.

12 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:10:16pm

Dogs? As in plural? Polycanus marriage. Might work for a sled team.

13 mr.fusion  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:11:17pm

I would never take my table home to momma……but late at night, after a few beers….anything can happen

sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do….besides, my table was totally asking for it

14 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:11:39pm

Despicable woman. This is such a non-issue. Companies have been offering insurance to same sex partners since the late 90s.

15 Ojoe  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:13:12pm

Towercam sunset; wan light. San Gabriel Mountains of California, Pacific time zone.

IMHO the state should get out of the business of issuing marriage licenses altogether. It is a vestigial church-state connection if you ask me. The state can issue civil unions; then if you want a church involved, find one to your liking.

16 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:14:10pm

re: #15 Ojoe

Towercam sunset; wan light. San Gabriel Mountains of California, Pacific time zone.

IMHO the state should get out of the business of issuing marriage licenses altogether. It is a vestigial church-state connection if you ask me. The state can issue civil unions; then if you want a church involved, find one to your liking.

That I can agree with you on.

17 Ojoe  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:15:19pm

re: #16 jamesfirecat

Not that the rational approach has many adherents in the body politics these days.

18 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:16:03pm

re: #15 Ojoe

Towercam sunset; .wan light. San Gabriel Mountains of California, Pacific time zone.

IMHO the state should get out of the business of issuing marriage licenses altogether. It is a vestigial church-state connection if you ask me. The state can issue civil unions; then if you want a church involved, find one to your liking.

Marriage licenses should be given out in boxes of Post Grapenuts.

19 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:17:08pm

re: #17 Ojoe

Not that the rational approach has many adherents in the body politics these days.

Speaking of rational approaches, a while ago you suggested I should think about voting with the whig party.

Leaving aside the Ralph Nader effect, what do you offer that I as a liberal couldn’t get by voting Democrat?

20 wrenchwench  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:17:22pm

re: #18 b_sharp

Marriage licenses should be given out in boxes of Post Grapenuts.

Which contain neither grapes nor nuts, so why not marriage licenses? Genius!

21 funky chicken  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:19:39pm

re: #14 marjoriemoon

Despicable woman. This is such a non-issue. Companies have been offering insurance to same sex partners since the late 90s.

Some companies.

LOL. Would my table’s health coverage include wellness checks and polishing? That’d be a lot cheaper for the insurance company than my husband’s two back surgeries, etc.

22 rwmofo  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:20:08pm

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

23 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:20:12pm

re: #18 b_sharp

Marriage licenses should be given out in boxes of Post Grapenuts.

hehe Ever eat a pine cone or a picnic table? Remember Euell Gibbons?

Youtube Video
24 Eclectic Cyborg  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:20:15pm

I’m sorry for the heavy worded response on this,but:

Fuck her and those who think like her.

Even Jesus himself would think that’s insane for crying out loud! Have these people ever actually READ the Bible?

Someone who is a true Christian is someone who aspires to me as much like CHRIST as possible. Christ never did a SINGLE hateful thing and yet these so called Christian people spew hatred like Coke out of a vending machine.

Regardless of my personal beliefs about the homosexual lifestyle, gays are HUMAN BEINGS who are entitled to the same basic rights and freedoms as everyone else in this country. Why is this so hard for some people to get? I absolutely refuse to view someone who is gay as not equal to myself in any way.

Can’t we learn to embrace our similarities rather than put up walls due to our differences? When it comes right down to it, we all bleed red.

25 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:20:47pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

///Science has recently proven that your average soul weighs 20 pounds…

26 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:20:47pm

re: #9 jamesfirecat

See the little “!” button? It’s to report offensive things to the moderators & Charles. Your linky no worky, BTW.

27 HoosierHoops  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:21:59pm

Good Evening Lizards!
Today I had finally had enough.. I have been a proud moderate Republican for many years and felt my party had left me behind and jumped off the cliff.
At lunchtime I went to the Democrat headquarters in Norman and registered as a Dem.. I am now a proud moderate democratic member of the party..
You lost me GOP and my vote in the future.

28 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:22:05pm

re: #26 Floral Giraffe

See the little “!” button? It’s to report offensive things to the moderators & Charles. Your linky no worky, BTW.

Huh?

Sorry it automatically turned the “link” into well a link.

I was going to include a link to LGF on the sign.

Why bring up the “!” button?

29 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:22:18pm

re: #11 prairiefire

Denying humanity to humans is inhuman.

In honor of your post… I am changing my avatar back to my “Hughmanatee!”

30 jaunte  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:22:30pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

Kleefish, a former television anchor


It’s a time-tested process; beauty contest > broadcast journalism in college > job on tv > GOP candidate.

31 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:22:43pm

re: #21 funky chicken

Some companies.

LOL. Would my table’s health coverage include wellness checks and polishing? That’d be a lot cheaper for the insurance company than my husband’s two back surgeries, etc.

I think Disney was the first to offer benefits in the mid 90s. But by the early 2000s, it was much more common.

32 researchok  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:11pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

Tough day- been there, done that.

33 wrenchwench  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:18pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

She looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell. Figures that’s your type.

34 PT Barnum  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:20pm

re: #23 marjoriemoon

hehe Ever eat a pine cone or a picnic table? Remember Euell Gibbons?


[Video]

He was popular in California because he only ate fruits and nuts.

35 Wozza Matter?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:29pm

re: #27 HoosierHoops

Good Evening Lizards!
Today I had finally had enough.. I have been a proud moderate Republican for many years and felt my party had left me behind and jumped off the cliff.
At lunchtime I went to the Democrat headquarters in Norman and registered as a Dem.. I am now a proud moderate democratic member of the party..
You lost me GOP and my vote in the future.

It’s never easy mate - been through that myself in the UK with our parties. Sometimes it just has to be done.

Nothing but respect for you.

36 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:51pm

re: #28 jamesfirecat

I thought you were posting about trolls on LGF, my misunderstanding.

37 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:24:58pm

re: #27 HoosierHoops

Good Evening Lizards!
Today I had finally had enough.. I have been a proud moderate Republican for many years and felt my party had left me behind and jumped off the cliff.
At lunchtime I went to the Democrat headquarters in Norman and registered as a Dem.. I am now a proud moderate democratic member of the party..
You lost me GOP and my vote in the future.

You rock, Hoops.

38 deranged cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:25:11pm

hey, can i ask.. is it always this f’in crazy a few days before election day? I’ve been hearing MANY accounts of voter intimidation by the GOP. is that normal? i’ve only followed politics for two years.

ps. oh and… this (voter intimidation against elderly black voters in texas) and slightly unrelated THIS (“Operation Alaska Chaos” what the heck. the tea party is ruthless and merciless to whoever they see “unfit” )

39 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:25:24pm

re: #25 jamesfirecat

///Science has recently proven that your average soul weighs 20 pounds…

Which sole are you talking about, the one on your foot, or the flatfish?

40 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:25:27pm

re: #27 HoosierHoops

Good Evening Lizards!
Today I had finally had enough.. I have been a proud moderate Republican for many years and felt my party had left me behind and jumped off the cliff.
At lunchtime I went to the Democrat headquarters in Norman and registered as a Dem.. I am now a proud moderate democratic member of the party..
You lost me GOP and my vote in the future.

Damn, if that doesn’t say it all. :)

41 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:25:34pm

re: #30 jaunte

It’s a time-tested process; beauty contest > broadcast journalism in college > job on tv > GOP candidate.

Please don’t humor him.

42 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:25:44pm

re: #36 Floral Giraffe

I thought you were posting about trolls on LGF, my misunderstanding.

No, the idea was that I was suggesting America needed to hire some better mods to police our political discourse…

43 Kronocide  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:26:11pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Rebecca Kleebagger? She’s hot, like Plasticky Stepford Wife Hot.

44 Ojoe  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:26:13pm

re: #19 jamesfirecat

With the Whigs you get fiscal responsibility & not the growth of a rentier class living off the labors of others.

Among other things.

Modern Whig Party

Towercam with canyon definition.

45 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:26:31pm

re: #34 PT Barnum

He was popular in California because he only ate fruits and nuts.

Those commercial went “viral” in the 70s before we knew what “going viral” even meant.

46 researchok  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:26:59pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

She looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell. Figures that’s your type.

They are both a lot like Fran Drescher.

They are OK to look at until they start talking.

It’s at that point I just want to get up and leave.

47 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:27:04pm

re: #44 Ojoe

With the Whigs you get fiscal responsibility & not the growth of a rentier class living off the labors of others.

Among other things.

Modern Whig Party

Towercam with canyon definition.

What if what you call “the growth of a rentier class living off the labors of others” I call a saftey net for those Americans who are down on their luck so that random chacne has a harder time ruining someone’s entire life?

48 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:27:20pm

re: #38 deranged cat

LOL!
This is just a mid-term! I think Obama / McCain was worse.
It’ll mostly be over Wednesday.
Don’t forget to cast your VOTE!

49 wrenchwench  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:27:45pm

re: #44 Ojoe


Towercam with canyon definition.

Best towercam shot ever. Looks almost like New Mexico.

:)

50 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:29:05pm
“This is a slippery slope in addition to that — at what point are we going to OK marrying inanimate objects? Can I marry this table, or this, you know, clock?”

Apparently there is at least one guy who thinks you can.
/

51 researchok  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:29:11pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

She looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell. Figures that’s your type.

No one will ever beat Isabella Rossellini.

Ever.

52 PT Barnum  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:29:25pm

re: #33 wrenchwench

She looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell. Figures that’s your type.

The GOP hottie…no brains…fake boobs…fake ideology…

53 Amory Blaine  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:30:17pm

She’s another one who won’t debate her opponent.

54 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:30:42pm

re: #42 jamesfirecat

No, the idea was that I was suggesting America needed to hire some better mods to police our political discourse…

I got it!!!!

I like the idea someone posted last night re: Halloween costumes - go as a teabagger holding the US Constitution with TL;DR on it.

55 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:31:17pm

re: #42 jamesfirecat

No, the idea was that I was suggesting America needed to hire some better mods to police our political discourse…

We don’t need moderators, you gotta see all of the craziness.
It’s free speech!

56 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:31:44pm

re: #49 wrenchwench

Best towercam shot ever. Looks almost like New Mexico.

:)

Yea, that’s a great shot……. no state can compete with California’s topographical diversity and inherent beauty.

57 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:33:45pm

re: #55 Floral Giraffe

We don’t need moderators, you gotta see all of the craziness.
It’s free speech!

Then the Mainstream media needs to do a better job deciding whose free speech they should be covering…

58 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:34:46pm

re: #11 prairiefire

Denying humanity to humans is inhuman.

And that’s really what these “slippery slope” canards are all about. With comparisons to bestiality, and now friggin’ tables for crap’s sake, you can obviously see that folks like Kleefisch simply do not consider homosexuals to be actual human beings.

Whereas I won’t deny her her humanity. I’d just hate to admit I’m the same species as her.

59 deranged cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:34:53pm

re: #27 HoosierHoops

Good Evening Lizards!
Today I had finally had enough.. I have been a proud moderate Republican for many years and felt my party had left me behind and jumped off the cliff.
At lunchtime I went to the Democrat headquarters in Norman and registered as a Dem.. I am now a proud moderate democratic member of the party..
You lost me GOP and my vote in the future.

woo! I twittered your comment hoops. too bad it’s protected so only my 68 friends can see it (sadly charles can’t see it either. oh well. it’s worth not dealing with the dozens of spammers each day)

ANYWAYS WOOOOO

60 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:36:28pm

re: #51 researchok

There’s a “Blue Velvet” joke in there, but I’m taking the high road on this one.

61 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:38:15pm

re: #60 Slumbering Behemoth

There’s a “Blue Velvet” joke in there, but I’m taking the high road on this one.

Just watched that movie again the other day……. you nailed it.

“Don’t you fucking look at me!”

62 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:38:16pm

re: #54 Stanley Sea

I got it!!!

I like the idea someone posted last night re: Halloween costumes - go as a teabagger holding the US Constitution with TL;DR on it.

No Teabagger costume could be complete without these.

63 deranged cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:38:20pm

re: #22 rwmofo

i’ve seen this meme a lot actually. it’s either a troll tactic to get people arguing or a really really sad talking point.

64 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:38:41pm

re: #60 Slumbering Behemoth

There’s a “Blue Velvet” joke in there, but I’m taking the high road on this one.

“Now it’s dark.”

65 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:39:34pm

re: #60 Slumbering Behemoth

Consistently in my top ten movies, btw.

And it made me very uncomfortable, so I’ve only seen it once.

66 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:40:49pm

re: #54 Stanley Sea

I got it!!!

I like the idea someone posted last night re: Halloween costumes - go as a teabagger holding the US Constitution with TL;DR on it.

That would be me. Don’t sweat it, if anyone gets pissed at you, send ‘em in my direction.

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:41:07pm

re: #62 negativ

Anybody seen Jackass 3 yet.

I did two days ago… speaking of teabagging.

They are straight? I just have a hard time believing it.

68 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:41:24pm

re: #65 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Consistently in my top ten movies, btw.

And it made me very uncomfortable, so I’ve only seen it once.

Hey man….. heard the news the other day…. my heart goes out to you.

69 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:41:26pm

re: #63 deranged cat

i’ve seen this meme a lot actually. it’s either a troll tactic to get people arguing or a really really sad talking point.

Sister Sarah is just the HOTTEST EVAH.

sick, pitiful, rwmofo has been treading lately. Just watch.

70 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:42:34pm

re: #61 Mr Pancakes

Any movie that has a scene with full frontal Isabella Rossellini deserves to be watched several times.

71 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:42:35pm

re: #66 Slumbering Behemoth

That would be me. Don’t sweat it, if anyone gets pissed at you, send ‘em in my direction.

The sad thing? The party I’m going to is not going to be populated with politicos. It would be over their head.

I’m going as Tippi Hedren from the Birds.

72 engineer cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:44:59pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

i’ve heard of thinking with your dick, but voting with it?

73 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:45:21pm

re: #71 Stanley Sea

So wait, are you going as “Tippi Hedren from the Birds”, or a “Sexy Tippi Hedren from the Birds”?

74 jaunte  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:45:50pm

re: #72 engineer dog

Tea Partiers are ‘keeping the bar low’ on candidate qualifications.

75 jamesfirecat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:46:11pm

re: #72 engineer dog

i’ve heard of thinking with your dick, but voting with it?

Jon Stewart already joked on that, he referred to another name for “Nail’in Palin being “Schwing Vote” with Joe the Plumber swinging some pipe…

76 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:46:34pm

re: #73 Slumbering Behemoth

So wait, are you going as “Tippi Hedren from the Birds”, or a “Sexy Tippi Hedren from the Birds”?

Sexy is what it is. I have a skirt and jacket with glued birds all attached with blood.

77 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:46:40pm

re: #73 Slumbering Behemoth

So wait, are you going as “Tippi Hedren from the Birds”, or a “Sexy Tippi Hedren from the Birds”?

Tippi wasn’t sexy?

78 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:47:08pm

re: #76 Stanley Sea

Sexy is what it is. I have a skirt and jacket with glued birds all attached with blood.

hehe sounds perfect!

79 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:47:24pm

re: #72 engineer dog

It’s a tiresome meme, no matter which partisan it comes from. I don’t even have the energy to address it anymore.

80 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:47:32pm

re: #70 Slumbering Behemoth

Any movie that has a scene with full frontal Isabella Rossellini deserves to be watched several times.

Yes….. something about seeing “muff” on a classy Italian lady.

81 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:47:56pm

re: #78 marjoriemoon

hehe sounds perfect!

I put one in my hair with blood dripping down my face too. SEXY for the right guy!! lol

82 Lidane  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:48:03pm

re: #72 engineer dog

i’ve heard of thinking with your dick, but voting with it?

Why not? It worked for Rich Lowry and all his starbursts back in 2008.

83 wrenchwench  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:49:33pm

On topic:

(Oconomowoc)- 15 of Wisconsin’s best known conservative blogs are showing their support of Lieutenant Governor candidate Rebecca Kleefisch. Kleefisch, who launched her candidacy via social media in a live podcast from her kitchen table, has made new media a cornerstone of her campaign. She has consistently had moreFacebook fans and twitter followers than all of her supporters combined.

Wait, what?

84 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:49:52pm

re: #77 marjoriemoon

Tippi wasn’t sexy?

I’m not saying that. It just that, you know, there’s costumes and then there’s the “Sexy” costumes.

85 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:50:52pm

re: #80 Mr Pancakes

And hips, and legs, and breasts, and tummy, and…

86 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:51:24pm

re: #84 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m not saying that. It just that, you know, there’s costumes and then there’s the “Sexy” costumes.

Sexy Darth Vader is the winner. Hands down.

Halloween is supposed to be scary! ish

87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:52:25pm

re: #68 Mr Pancakes

My heart is only breaking 20 times a day now.

Thanks for the kind words.

88 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:52:45pm

re: #84 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m not saying that. It just that, you know, there’s costumes and then there’s the “Sexy” costumes.

My wife will be going out with my daughter “trick or treating” dressed as a very sexy lady……. she’ll be dressed as herself.

89 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:52:47pm

re: #86 Stanley Sea

Scary I get. But disturbing and emotionally scarring?
/

90 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:53:06pm

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FBV, I’m sorry for your pain. Stay tight with your friends and support.

91 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:53:20pm

re: #84 Slumbering Behemoth

I’m not saying that. It just that, you know, there’s costumes and then there’s the “Sexy” costumes.

I think I’m understanding you, but that link won’t prove it :)

92 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:53:25pm

re: #88 Mr Pancakes

She’s reading over your shoulder, isn’t she?

93 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:53:32pm

re: #89 Slumbering Behemoth

Scary I get. But disturbing and emotionally scarring?
/

Oh it takes all types you know.

94 jaunte  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:54:00pm

re: #83 wrenchwench

The Underground Conservative – “Rebecca Kleefisch is the real conservative in the race.”


I think people who want to create a permanent underclass of less-than-full-citizens based on sexual preference are not so much conservative as radical reactionaries, but they seem to have absconded with the label.

95 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:56:47pm

re: #76 Stanley Sea

LOL!
You’ll have fun!

96 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:56:51pm

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My heart is only breaking 20 times a day now.

Thanks for the kind words.

I recently lost both my folks…….losing my dad was harder than losing my mom because it was out of the blue (my mom had dementia for years)……. I understand how you feel. Time, let’s say…….. helps.

97 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:57:18pm

re: #92 Slumbering Behemoth

She’s reading over your shoulder, isn’t she?

She has a gun to my head…. help.

98 What, me worry?  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:57:23pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

I put one in my hair with blood dripping down my face too. SEXY for the right guy!! lol

You have to practice your screeching. Or maybe you have that down already!

One Halloween, me and my g/fs fashioned some ghoul costumes at the last minute. One friend put on a long black nightie, painted her face white and frizzed out her hair, black eyes, blood down her neck. We hit South Beach and walked up to the sophisticated clientele sipping cocktails by the ocean and started SCREECHING. My g/f was awesome. She really could have been in the movies.

99 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:59:27pm

Here’s some more scary Halloween stuff in the form of a 20-minute anti-Tea Party rant from Keith Olberman. It’s nothing that LGF readers aren’t already aware of, but it’s somewhat jarring to hear it all laid out at once.

My suspicion is that no matter how the election turns out, the real bad craziness starts Wednesday.

100 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 5:59:59pm

re: #94 jaunte

I think people who want to create a permanent underclass of less-than-full-citizens based on sexual preference are not so much conservative as radical reactionaries, but they seem to have absconded with the label.

^This * Eleventy Million.

101 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:02:53pm

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My heart is only breaking 20 times a day now.

Thanks for the kind words.

Big cake for you, Veggie.
Sorry for your heartaches.
Hang in there!

102 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:03:10pm

re: #99 negativ

I recall reading a comment about that recently on this really cool dude’s blog.

103 Lidane  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:03:24pm

re: #99 negativ

My suspicion is that no matter how the election turns out, the real bad craziness starts Wednesday.

Pretty much. Should be interesting to watch.

104 engineer cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:04:47pm

we are supposed to go to a halloween party that also celebrates the marriage of some friends of ours. the host has requested halloween costumes in a love and marriage theme

my wife has imagined for me angel wings with a pinstripe suit and a cigar so i could go as tough guy cupid

105 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:06:17pm

re: #104 engineer dog

the host has requested halloween costumes in a love and marriage theme

Fuck that … I’d go dressed as a divorce lawyer.

106 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:07:42pm

re: #104 engineer dog

my wife has imagined for me angel wings with a pinstripe suit and a cigar so i could go as tough guy cupid

Or the world’s strangest mafioso.

Jimmy the Angel, or something.

107 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:08:07pm

re: #104 engineer dog

That sounds wicked cool. Fashion you a Tommy Gun out of some cardboard or something, paint it red and give it a heart shaped drum magazine.

108 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:09:00pm

I’m not going out for Halloween but I am handing out candies in costume.

Possibly NSFW.

109 deranged cat  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:09:26pm

nice! The Other 98 changed their logo to “Don’t Stomp On Me”

110 Stanley Sea  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:10:24pm

re: #104 engineer dog

we are supposed to go to a halloween party that also celebrates the marriage of some friends of ours. the host has requested halloween costumes in a love and marriage theme

my wife has imagined for me angel wings with a pinstripe suit and a cigar so i could go as tough guy cupid

What a tough request.

I am coming up BLANK

111 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:11:36pm

re: #109 deranged cat

nice! The Other 98 changed their logo to “Don’t Stomp On Me”

Dang, they should have gone with “Don’t Stomp Me Bro” as a slogan.

112 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:17:58pm

re: #108 b_sharp

I’m not going out for Halloween but I am handing out candies in costume.

Possibly NSFW.

I’m pretty sure that’s the dress code at our corporate HQ.

113 b_sharp  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:18:47pm

re: #112 negativ

I’m pretty sure that’s the dress code at our corporate HQ.

Cool.

114 Lidane  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:26:19pm

re: #104 engineer dog

we are supposed to go to a halloween party that also celebrates the marriage of some friends of ours. the host has requested halloween costumes in a love and marriage theme

Al and Peggy Bundy:

Youtube Video

You’re welcome. ;)

115 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:29:11pm

Breaking News…

116 blueraven  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:52:53pm

re: #51 researchok

No one will ever beat Isabella Rossellini.

Ever.

Maybe her fabulous mother, Ingrid Begman

Image: vintage-hair-ingrid-bergman-40swikipedia.jpg

117 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:52:59pm

re: #70 Slumbering Behemoth

Any movie that has a scene with full frontal Isabella Rossellini deserves to be watched several times.

She certainly won the gene pool lottery.

Resemblance much?
Image: Ingrid-Bergman-ingrid-bergman-5152581-340-425.jpg

118 blueraven  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 6:54:34pm

re: #117 negativ


jinx!

119 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:14:18pm

First it’s box turtles.

Then it’s horses!

Then we’re being compared to short people!

And now tables!

What’s next, will gay people be compared to Canadians next? God Damn!

120 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:14:55pm

re: #99 negativ

Here’s some more scary Halloween stuff in the form of a 20-minute anti-Tea Party rant from Keith Olberman. It’s nothing that LGF readers aren’t already aware of, but it’s somewhat jarring to hear it all laid out at once.

My suspicion is that no matter how the election turns out, the real bad craziness starts Wednesday.

Hold on to your balls, America! The lunatics are about to seize control of the madhouse!

121 calochortus  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:17:12pm

re: #27 HoosierHoops

Welcome to the Democratic Party. I got fed up a few years ago and switched, myself. As did my husband.

122 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:19:52pm

re: #120 WindUpBird

Hold on to your balls, America! The lunatics are about to seize control of the madhouse!

I would rather remove my arm with a rusty knife than listen to anything Keith Olberman has to say.

123 Lidane  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:48:38pm

re: #122 Mr Pancakes

I would rather remove my arm with a rusty knife than listen to anything Keith Olberman has to say.

No need for injury. If you’ve followed all the posts about the Bad Crazy in the GOP that have been here on LGF then none of what Keith says in that video is new. It’s just startling to see it all compiled in one long segment. The Republicans really have gone off the rails.

124 Mr Pancakes  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 7:52:35pm

re: #123 Lidane

No need for injury. If you’ve followed all the posts about the Bad Crazy in the GOP that have been here on LGF then none of what Keith says in that video is new. It’s just startling to see it all compiled in one long segment. The Republicans really have gone off the rails.

I hear ya….. I just can’t stand to look at him…. he nauseates me. I’m glad they fired him from Sunday Night Football.

125 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 8:25:03pm

All snide assholery aside, how does it harm me if a person marries a table? They may be a bit odd. I don’t feel especially threatened by the concept, though.

126 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 8:26:47pm

re: #22 rwmofo

Schwing!

WTF is it with these Republican women being so much hotter than their Democrat counterparts?

I started to write a snide note about Sharron Angle, but I won’t bother. Childishness.

127 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 8:39:53pm

re: #124 Mr Pancakes

I hear ya… I just can’t stand to look at him… he nauseates me. I’m glad they fired him from Sunday Night Football.

I dislike Olberman specifically because he apparently thinks he’s Edward R. Murrow, which is sort of like Justin Bieber thinking he’s Kurt Cobain. But that particular clip is well worth watching (or listening to whilst you do other things).

128 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Oct 29, 2010 10:26:09pm

re: #126 SanFranciscoZionist

Props on taking the high ground, friend. Not only is the real estate uncrowded, the view is better and so is the company.


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