The Bob Cesca Podcast: Wow! What a Stunner!

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Wow! What A Stunner! — [Explicit Content] The mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. Unraveling the American gun culture feels nearly impossible. Violence vs Democracy. Hannity says he’s safe from shooters because mixed martial arts. Georgia Republican calls for arming teachers. Mike Johnson is the new Speaker of the House. Johnson’s monstrous record on LGBTQ, abortion, democracy, and more. What this will mean for 2024. Third quarter GDP was stupendous. Judge Engoron spanks Trump again. Trump threatened political retribution again. With Jody Hamilton, music by Matt Jaffe, Seth Adam, and more!

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:10:27pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:10:45pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:13:06pm
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:13:49pm

re: #3 Backwoods Sleuth

Church of the Holy Implement /

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:14:38pm

re: #3 Backwoods Sleuth

The Christian Cross was a method of execution also.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:15:05pm

It’s hard to imagine anything worse than… sexual anarchy? That’s what they’re obsessed with.

It’s also hard to express how deeply disturbed people like Mike Johnson are.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:16:27pm

It challenges their whole sense of order in the universe. Suddenly nothing makes sense, it’s pure chaos, without the hierarchy they’ve built their entire pitiful lives around.

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:27:51pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Beyond fucked up. Way beyond.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:29:01pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

It challenges their whole sense of order in the universe. Suddenly nothing makes sense, it’s pure chaos, without the hierarchy they’ve built their entire pitiful lives around.

They think having faith and following the Christian moral code is the greatest thing on earth, and can’t understand why anyone would reject that. “Sexual anarchy” is their code for “sinners,” the people who willingly choose not to follow their strict regimen of belief. They think forcing people to live a moral Christian life will open their eyes to how wonderful “being saved” is. Here’s the thing: Even Jesus understood that not everybody would choose to be saved. We don’t get to force people to be Christians, that defeats the entire purpose of Christianity.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:29:36pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:30:57pm

re: #9 Nerdy Fish

They think having faith and following the Christian moral code is the greatest thing on earth, and can’t understand why anyone would reject that. “Sexual anarchy” is their code for “sinners,” the people who willingly choose not to follow their strict regimen of belief. They think forcing people to live a moral Christian life will open their eyes to how wonderful “being saved” is. Here’s the thing: Even Jesus understood that not everybody would choose to be saved. We don’t get to force people to be Christians, that defeats the entire purpose of Christianity.

While at the same time they give predators such as Gaetz a free pass from public comment since the GQP acts in lockstep to protect each other.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:31:23pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

I could be wrong but this is what they are afraid of:
en.wikipedia.org

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:33:29pm

re: #3 Backwoods Sleuth

A reminder of the PA church run by the Moon relative that worships guns…

poconorecord.com

rollingstone.com

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:39:01pm

funny how things change when something finally hits close to home (Golden was born in Lewiston)

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:40:24pm
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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:41:42pm

re: #16 Backwoods Sleuth

So kidnapping is cool with Texas “law” enforcement.
Nice to know.

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:42:45pm

re: #16 Backwoods Sleuth

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This easily violates the the 14th Amendment. Even corrupt minstrel clowns like Clarence Thomas cannot parse their way around this one.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:45:23pm

re: #179 Vicious Babushka

Try uBlock Origin in Firefox.

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:47:17pm

re: #18 Florida Panhandler

So you’re a law enforcement officer in some shitty east Texas hole in the ground, and now you can just grab a Mexican and drive to the border? For shits and giggles?

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:47:59pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:48:32pm

re: #20 nines09

So you’re a law enforcement officer in some shitty east Texas hole in the ground, and now you can just grab a Mexican and drive to the border? For shits and giggles?

grab any brown person

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EPR-radar  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:50:17pm

re: #22 Backwoods Sleuth

grab any brown person

Or an uppity white teenager, or anyone that looks at a cop wrong, etc. This is especially shitty, even for a GOP-run shithole.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:51:06pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:51:28pm

re: #12 PhillyPretzel ✅

Todd Rundgren - Lysistrata

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:51:51pm

re: #22 Backwoods Sleuth

Bored small town cop grabs Pedro and drives him to the border because he “looked” like he was “illegal” or brown or tanned and small town cop just wanted to take a ride.

I smell lawsuits.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:53:26pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:55:21pm
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gocart mozart  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:55:26pm
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gocart mozart  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:55:38pm
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Belafon  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:57:21pm

re: #28 Backwoods Sleuth

Why is that flag there?

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:58:15pm

re: #31 Belafon

Why is that flag there?

It’s at a church, so the American and Israeli flags are up there to show support for America (the “original” Christian nation) and Israel (the Jewish nation and the harbinger of the end times).

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sagehen  Oct 26, 2023 • 3:59:14pm

re: #26 nines09

Bored small town cop grabs Pedro and drives him to the border because he “looked” like he was “illegal” or brown or tanned and small town cop just wanted to take a ride.

I smell lawsuits.

“any person” doesn’t even have to specify they look Hispanic. Maybe it’s some obnoxious New Yorker who got rolled at the strip club, no wallet, no ID. Or maybe the sheriff asks his Proud Boy/Oath Keeper friends to steal the wallets of Democrats who’ve been doing voter registration. A whole busload of no-ID out-of-towners.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:00:47pm
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Belafon  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:00:59pm

And the whole thing screams bribe cops.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:01:22pm

re: #15 Backwoods Sleuth

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funny how things change when something finally hits close to home (Golden was born in Lewiston)

He’s a pro-gun Democrat. But based on his reaction we’ll need to have such events in 220 GOP districts to make an actual change…and some districts (like Scalise who was shot by an assault rifle) will never change.

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:02:28pm

re: #35 Belafon

And the whole thing screams bribe cops.

Also “shot while resisting arrest.”

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:03:03pm

re: #35 Belafon

And the whole thing screams bribe cops.

They’re copying Mexico, where the cartels control border traffic.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:04:51pm

re: #34 Backwoods Sleuth

I’m not in the seat. I’m ON THE SIDE LINE… awesome.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:06:05pm

One of the shots I took this morning…actually got Merle in his halo..

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:08:58pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

It challenges their whole sense of order in the universe. Suddenly nothing makes sense, it’s pure chaos, without the hierarchy they’ve built their entire pitiful lives around.

There is a subset of white dudes who just can’t handle not being able to control other people.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:09:07pm

re: #6 Charles Johnson

It’s hard to imagine anything worse than… sexual anarchy? That’s what they’re obsessed with.

It’s also hard to express how deeply disturbed people like Mike Johnson are.

Mike Johnson has a sex cave in his house. Guaranteed.

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:13:05pm

re: #13 gocart mozart

That’s how I get my salary
Sexual Anarchy
Monetizing quackery it’s
Sexual Anarchy

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:13:19pm

re: #42 Ace Rothstein

Mike Johnson has a sex cave in his house. Guaranteed.

well, the missus has to have a place for her knees…

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:13:35pm

What’s wrong with sexual anarchy?

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:14:14pm

Mike Johnson was the gimp.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:14:18pm

re: #45 Ace Rothstein

What’s wrong with sexual anarchy?

my question exactly

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:15:09pm

re: #45 Ace Rothstein

What’s wrong with sexual anarchy?

Hard on the janitorial crew.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:15:50pm

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Hard on the janitorial crew.

Look, have YOU ever had to clean up after a sex party? People are NASTY./

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gocart mozart  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:17:07pm
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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:20:48pm

Lucy has been watching the news today and wants you all to know she is sympathetic to what you’re going through.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:21:50pm

re: #13 gocart mozart

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Threatening us with a good time again.
“They plan to round up all the Christian leaders, crucify them at 100 foot intervals along I-40, and celebrate with a gigantic nation-wide orgy of sexual anarchy.”

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:21:55pm

Just wanted to drop this. We got tickets to see Joe in Reading in November.
Looking forward to it.
Drummer Anton Fig had enough of the road and bassist extraordinaire Michael Rhodes passed.
I’m not going to investigate who is on tour with Joe. I know it will kick ass.
It looks like no tweed amps this tour.

Joe Bonamassa - “Angel Of Mercy” - Live At The Greek Theatre

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:25:08pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Threatening us with a good time again.
“They plan to round up all the Christian leaders, crucify them at 100 foot intervals along I-40, and celebrate with a gigantic nation-wide orgy of sexual anarchy.”

I’m bidding for the ball-gag concession.

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:27:56pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Threatening us with a good time again.
“They plan to round up all the Christian leaders, crucify them at 100 foot intervals along I-40, and celebrate with a gigantic nation-wide orgy of sexual anarchy.”

In their perverse sadomasochistic fantasies.

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Belafon  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:28:16pm

re: #13 gocart mozart

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All they can think is “We want to kill group _____ therefore they want to kill us.”

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:29:24pm

CNN on stakeout watch. Apparently the FBI has the suspect’s house surrounded and are calling for him to come out with his hands up. So CNN wants to be sure they get the scoop and are live broadcasting it.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:34:32pm

re: #52 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Threatening us with a good time again.
“They plan to round up all the Christian leaders, crucify them at 100 foot intervals along I-40, and celebrate with a gigantic nation-wide orgy of sexual anarchy.”

In order for the orgy to be nation-wide, they should also place the crucifixions along I-75.

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Ace Rothstein  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:35:06pm

re: #57 darthstar

CNN on stakeout watch. Apparently the FBI has the suspect’s house surrounded and are calling for him to come out with his hands up. So CNN wants to be sure they get the scoop and are live broadcasting it.

If he was a Muslim, the house would’ve been firebombed already.

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:42:44pm

re: #33 sagehen

“any person” doesn’t even have to specify they look Hispanic. Maybe it’s some obnoxious New Yorker who got rolled at the strip club, no wallet, no ID. Or maybe the sheriff asks his Proud Boy/Oath Keeper friends to steal the wallets of Democrats who’ve been doing voter registration. A whole busload of no-ID out-of-towners.

It could be a young woman, or a mother driving with her teenage daughter.

“Well well, are you ladies driving out of state for an abortion? How about we drop you off in Mexico?”

WOMEN: Oh yes thank you!

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Belafon  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:43:57pm

re: #58 Vicious Babushka

In order for the orgy to be nation-wide, they should also place the crucifixions along I-75.

I-35 border-to-border.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:45:15pm
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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:46:05pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:46:38pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:49:31pm

re: #64 Backwoods Sleuth

I swear I would die a happy man if I never heard the phrase “family values” ever again.

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:52:54pm

re: #65 Eclectic Cyborg

It would help a little if they specified which family.

Huckabee Family Values.
Hastert Family Values.
Capone Family Values.
Trump Family Values.
Targaryen Family Values.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:54:12pm

re: #66 jaunte

It would help a little if they specified which family.

Huckabee Family Values.
Hastert Family Values.
Capone Family Values.
Trump Family Values.
Targaryen Family Values.

Yes.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:55:15pm

re: #66 jaunte

It would help a little if they specified which family.

Huckabee Family Values.
Hastert Family Values.
Capone Family Values.
Trump Family Values.
Targaryen Family Values.

I like the Addams Family Values

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:56:23pm

re: #68 Backwoods Sleuth

I was just going to write that one.

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Unabogie  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:58:01pm

re: #59 Ace Rothstein

If he was a Muslim, the house would’ve been firebombed already.

Remember that guy who shot some cops in LA? They saw a blue truck with two Latinas sitting inside minding their own business, thought it was the guy, and shot them up. Then, when they finally surrounded him, they burned the place down.

nbclosangeles.com

en.wikipedia.org

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 4:58:54pm

re: #18 Florida Panhandler

This easily violates the the 14th Amendment. Even corrupt minstrel clowns like Clarence Thomas cannot parse their way around this one.

Slappy T and Alito will find a way.

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:05:53pm

re: #68 Backwoods Sleuth

*one Thing clapping*

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Dangerman  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:10:15pm

re: #20 nines09

So you’re a law enforcement officer in some shitty east Texas hole in the ground, and now you can just grab a Mexican and drive to the border? For shits and giggles?

It says “any person”

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TedStriker  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:11:06pm

re: #45 Ace Rothstein

What’s wrong with sexual anarchy?

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Hard on the janitorial crew.

re: #49 Nerdy Fish

Look, have YOU ever had to clean up after a sex party? People are NASTY./

if you were to go in there with a blacklight, you’d be saying “how in the hell did that wind up there?” a lot…

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:11:06pm

re: #73 Dangerman

It says “any person”

Can I bribe a Texas law enforcement officer to pick up Ken Paxton and yeet his ass into Mexico? /half

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:12:34pm

re: #73 Dangerman

It says “any person”

I wonder how much it would cost to have Greg Abbott picked up and dropped off.

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:13:18pm

re: #76 Nerdy Fish

Can I bribe a Texas law enforcement officer to pick up Ken Paxton and yeet his ass into Mexico? /half

one second, speedy fish

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Dangerman  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:13:42pm

re: #33 sagehen

“any person” doesn’t even have to specify they look Hispanic. Maybe it’s some obnoxious New Yorker who got rolled at the strip club, no wallet, no ID. Or maybe the sheriff asks his Proud Boy/Oath Keeper friends to steal the wallets of Democrats who’ve been doing voter registration. A whole busload of no-ID out-of-towners.

This

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:16:05pm
HARVEY, Ill. (CBS) — The U.S. Postal Inspection Service is offering a reward of $150,000 for information on the postal worker robbed at gunpoint in Harvey this week - by a man and woman who had a child with them.

As CBS 2’s Tara Molina reported Thursday, the reward is for information leading to the arrest of the suspects - who are considered armed and dangerous.

This is all a brand-new move to target the spike in crimes we have been investigating.

The robbery happened at 4:47 p.m. Monday in the 14800 block of South Lexington Avenue in Harvey.

Postal worker robbed in Chicago suburb as USPS announces crackdown on crime (CBS 2)

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:19:42pm
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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:23:02pm

re: #73 Dangerman

I met Mexicans who looked whiter than me.

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:23:18pm
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Unabogie  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:24:46pm

re: #83 wrenchwench

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You’d think some of the anger towards cyclists might be tossed in the way of people driving a 6 ton SUV with only themselves inside.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:27:04pm

Current mood, excepting the ruler part
From Getty Villa in Pacific Palisades, California

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:31:43pm

@paleofuture.bsky.social

CNN just said it’s too bad doctors “didn’t do a better job diagnosing what he has” about the Maine shooter’s mental health problems. Do people think once you get a diagnosis this country is set up to actually provide treatment?

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:37:58pm

re: #86 jaunte

CNN unaware hundreds of thousands of Americans die because they don’t have the money to go to the doctor, or don’t have a doctor?
Hmmmm

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:49:24pm

Holden Hall is a classroom building, primarily for freshman classes. It also houses the advising office.

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JC1  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:51:04pm

re: #8 nines09

Beyond fucked up. Way beyond.

This will hopefully highlight to the majority of indy voters just how caricaturelly extreme the GOP has become.

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Belafon  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:51:05pm
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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:54:34pm

re: #65 Eclectic Cyborg

I swear I would die a happy man if I never heard the phrase “family values” ever again.

I mean, it was pretty sweet. McNichols Arena in Denver. I was there mostly for Korn. Rammstein stole the show.

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Captain Magic  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:56:25pm

re: #91 teleskiguy

Rammstein certainly knows how to play with propane…

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JC1  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:58:12pm

re: #45 Ace Rothstein

What’s wrong with sexual anarchy?

I was disappointed to find out that sexualanarchy.com is already registered. Oh well.

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JC1  Oct 26, 2023 • 5:59:31pm

re: #59 Ace Rothstein

If he was a Muslim, the house would’ve been firebombed already.

Dude has a lot of military experience, is crazy, and may have had time to prepare. Not blaming them for being careful.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:01:03pm

re: #93 JC1

I was disappointed to find out that sexualanarchy.com is already registered. Oh well.

Why do I hesitate to hit that link?

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Romantic Heretic  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:01:13pm

re: #26 nines09

I smell people being shot for ‘trying to escape.’

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:03:29pm

re: #96 Romantic Heretic

I smell people being shot for ‘trying to escape.’

Fun weekend for bored cops in Texas.

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:05:08pm

re: #92 Captain Magic

He actually did this. Sang the whole song while on fire. Pretty fucken cool thing for teenaged metalhead me to see in a live setting.

Rammstein - Rammstein (Official Video)

And yes, I confess. I’ve actually seen Limp Bizkit play a set of music. They were okay. The preening and braggadocio on Fred Durst’s part didn’t appeal to me.

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garzooma  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:06:01pm

re: #90 Belafon

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Some studies have shown that vaccinated individuals appear less likely than the unvaccinated to develop dementia.

Or individuals tending towards dementia don’t get vaccinated.

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:07:12pm

Rammstein is great in that they cultivated a sizable American audience singing their songs in their native tongue. Remarkable, really. The 90s were something. Wouldn’t want to come of age in any other time, actually.

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:11:37pm

re: #91 teleskiguy

Looking back on this concert, the production was INSANE! All artists had their full big arena rig at the ready and all of it got moved around with stoopid efficiency.

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Captain Magic  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:15:34pm

re: #98 teleskiguy

The only song I remember Rammstein did was “Du Hast”.

Sadly, I can only remember from memory what they sounded like as I am deaf in my right ear due to my cochlear implant, and my left year’s residual hearing is extremely bad.

For someone who loved to listen to music, it has been taken away from me.

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:17:43pm

re: #95 Decatur Deb

Why do I hesitate to hit that link?

Catechism.

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Axolotl  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:22:00pm

re: #3 Backwoods Sleuth

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austin_blue  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:23:46pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Fantastically kinetic.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:28:09pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:28:28pm

The Big G had NOTHING to do with it, Crackhead Mike!

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austin_blue  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:29:59pm

re: #17 nines09

So kidnapping is cool with Texas “law” enforcement.
Nice to know.

Always has been, “I saw what I saw and that’s why he’s in jail!”

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:37:51pm
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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:42:56pm

@verge-poster.bsky.social

Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank
theverge.com

Time to move along while you still can, employees.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:47:30pm

re: #110 jaunte

@verge-poster.bsky.social

Time to move along while you still can, employees.

I’ll stick with my credit union.

F Sleazy E!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:48:19pm

Who in the fuck is insane enough to give Elon Musk access to all their financial info??

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calochortus  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:48:42pm

re: #110 jaunte

@verge-poster.bsky.social

Time to move along while you still can, employees.

I fail to understand the advantage.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:49:13pm

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:53:42pm

re: #113 calochortus

There is none to anyone but Musk.
Out of control egomaniacal right wing Nazi jerkoff needs control of all around him.

When he flys that dead bird into the ground it will be a better day.
I just wish the heavy hitters would pull anchor.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:54:26pm

re: #115 nines09

I never thought it would last a year after he took over.

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nines09  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:57:02pm

re: #116 Eclectic Cyborg

If the large accounts pulled it could really yank it down. But but but

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Dangerman  Oct 26, 2023 • 6:58:52pm

re: #113 calochortus

I fail to understand the advantage.

To who?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:05:17pm

re: #113 calochortus

I fail to understand the advantage.

One would think the Chinese and Saudis would see some benefit.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:06:37pm

re: #112 Eclectic Cyborg

Who in the fuck is insane enough to give Elon Musk access to all their financial info??

Accounts up to 50 satoshis are guaranteed with a digital pinky shake.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:07:03pm

It just hit me.

Mike Johnson is the male version of the Church Lady from SNL….

Am I wrong here?

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Decatur Deb  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:07:54pm

re: #121 Dave In Austin

Isn’t THAT special?

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:10:20pm
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calochortus  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:13:54pm

re: #118 Dangerman

To who?

Good point.

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calochortus  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:14:09pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

One would think the Chinese and Saudis would see some benefit.

LOL

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:17:58pm

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The Ghost of a Flea  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:18:13pm

re: #113 calochortus

I fail to understand the advantage.

There isn’t one, but Musk is doing the tech bro thing where you present the thing that’s going to make you money as The Future, And Thus Inevitable.

The fantasy is pretty obvious: he wants to rent seek from every single transaction he can, in one jump becoming the Ultimate Middleman drinking the milkshake of banking, online retail, and connector services that squat atop gig work.

The “everything app” has always been his obsession, but it’s also the ne plus ultra of what Silicon Valley disruption has always aspired to: break existing systems not to create something more efficient, but to place yourself as the hard-coded, immovable landlord that can tweak the flow of capital, goods, and services to your advantage. It’s the enshittification of everything.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:18:40pm

re: #91 teleskiguy

I mean, it was pretty sweet. McNichols Arena in Denver. I was there mostly for Korn. Rammstein stole the show.

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I had an employee at a previous company who was a HUGE Rammstein fan. He had a terminal illness…had to go on medical leave for six months and I held his job for him (he had three published books on mathematics and a couple of patents to his name and yet was a QA engineer albeit a brilliant one). Came back wearing a double-filter mask due to immunity issues (this was over 10 years before Covid). I gave him an office so he could close the door and take his mask off while he worked. I left the company before he did and he got sick and was in the hospital for a while…I never saw him before he passed because I was too busy at my new job and when I called another co-worker to find out where his room was he’d passed already.

Brilliant motherfucker. I still miss him a decade after he died.

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darthstar  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:20:28pm

re: #123 wrenchwench

What the hell are they watching on TV?

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:22:51pm

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:32:18pm

re: #110 jaunte

Every nation in which Xitter operates will have their financial control systems targeting Xitter.

Elon is a fool (which we already knew) if he thinks people will “bank” with him alone.

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:34:37pm

@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social

How can you ever doubt the man who invented the single-car tunnel?

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:37:42pm

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austin_blue  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:38:31pm

A Rusty Nail as a nightcap and off to bed.

Exactly 3” of rain today for a total 0f 4.1” for the week.

Proper!

Night all.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:38:57pm

If the social media company you are worrying about the most is Xitter, you are probably worrying about the wrong social media, because the kids are all on TikTok.

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:39:16pm

re: #133 teleskiguy

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:40:07pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:44:18pm

re: #119 Eclectic Cyborg

One would think the Chinese and Saudis would see some benefit.

I find this speculation strange when Musk is just doing the most capitalist thing possible.

It’s not like what he’s proposing is even novel…all of the major tech companies are trying for this—Facebook trying twice, first with a cryptocurrency and then with the metaverse, Google doing so through the constant purchase (and demolition) of new services, Amazon by just continuing to be Amazon. A big chunk of the AI hustle is the belief that maybe it (like crypto before it) will be The Disruption that allows a developer to create the toll-booth-strewn backbone of how everyone uses the internet to function day-to-day.

Like…the actual aspiration here is to own the spine of modern global interaction so that nothing can happen that is not monitored and monetized by a tech monopoly that is beyond national borders. All participants in this dream are the motherfuckers Smith and Marx tried to warn you about: why accept value-eating competition and innovation when you can just be the Final Landlord. The Saudis are into this because they’re incredibly rich people who would prefer to remain so rich eternally that they don’t need to hitch themselves to normal statehood and can just forever jam their dicks in the ear of the world: scratch a perfunctory level of cultural display and they’re just rotten-hearted bastards trying to hit exit velocity from the constraints of their petrostate-slash-pilgrimage-extortion-scheme.

National concerns are comparatively quaint; it’s like you’re worried that they’re going to steal our precious whale oil reserves.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:44:22pm

re: #106 Decatur Deb

…and Basic Training

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I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard that during the Great War, French prostitutes with syphilis charged more, because a case of the clap could get you out of the trenches.

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wrenchwench  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:45:27pm

re: #133 teleskiguy

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No Malarkey!  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:45:54pm

re: #136 teleskiguy

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jaunte  Oct 26, 2023 • 7:58:34pm

re: #136 teleskiguy

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Vicious Babushka  Oct 26, 2023 • 8:07:47pm

re: #135 No Malarkey!

If the social media company you are worrying about the most is Xitter, you are probably worrying about the wrong social media, because the kids are all on TikTok.

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Mastodon

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teleskiguy  Oct 26, 2023 • 8:18:35pm

re: #142 jaunte

I don’t ever upding you (and Charles, and others) because it’s “running up the score.”

I made an exception with this one.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 27, 2023 • 6:57:44am

re: #66 jaunte

It would help a little if they specified which family.

Huckabee Family Values.
Hastert Family Values.
Capone Family Values.
Trump Family Values.
Targaryen Family Values.

Manson family values


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