So I went almost an entire shift without realizing that the broke-ass SUV that’s been sitting in the same parking spot for literal months disappeared sometime between yesterday and today. And I can’t even say that the reason was because the spot is off to the side of the building or in the back of the lot where I normally don’t look. It’s right there, right in my line of sight, with only a pane of glass between me and it, yet I totally zoned that it’s gone until now.

Apparently 40 is the new 80, because I’m already going senile.