re: #2 Targetpractice
“Can I get a can opener…oh, and a toaster…oh, and silverware…oh, and plates…oh, and…” *sigggggggh*
“Can I get a can opener…oh, and a toaster…oh, and silverware…oh, and plates…oh, and…”
*sigggggggh*
“Sir, this is a hotel, not a fuckin’ Golden Corral. If you want dinner service, I suggest you look elsewhere.”