Zose mujahideen are so … so … simpliste sometimes. Don’t zey understand zat ze French were opposed to ze Americain cowboys? French Journalist Taken Hostage in Iraq.

France first issued its warning on Friday. In a statement, the foreign ministry said that the “risk is high that French citizens would be confused with those of member countries of the coalition.”

Maybe they should paint the word FRANCAIS on their jackets. In big yellow letters.

Because yellow really catches the eye.