Lebanese Druze leader and Parliamentarian Walid Jumblatt found a willing audience for his crack-brained conspiracy rants—Al Arabiya television: Al-Qaeda and bin Laden are Tools of US Intelligence Agencies.

Walid Jumblatt: “Until now, the consequence of Mr. Bush’s and Blair’s historic lie that the reason for invading Iraq was weapons of mass destruction, is that everything is being doubted.

”Who invented Osama bin Laden?! The Americans, the CIA invented him so they could fight the Soviets in Afghanistan together with some of the Arab regimes. I am of the opinion that somewhere, someplace, there is an intelligence agency profiting from Al-Qa’ida and Osama bin Laden. Osama bin Laden is like a ghost, popping up when needed. This is my opinion.“

Question: ”Even 9/11?“

Jumblatt: ”Even 9/11. Since there are many circumstances… Why didn’t the sirens go off when the four hijacked planes took off? This happened only after an hour and a half or an hour and twenty minutes. That is peculiar. The largest country in the world, with the largest intelligence budget of $70-80 billion for various agencies, could only put out a warning after an hour and twenty minutes?! A peculiar story.

“The U.S. always needs an enemy. It comes and goes. Today it is Islam. According to this plan or ideology of the born-again Christians who formed an alliance with Zionism - Islam is the monster, Islam is the target.

”[The blast] in Madrid is suspicious. I condemn what happened in Madrid, but it is suspicious… If tomorrow there will be another bombing, in France for example, who will gain power? Of course not Jacques Chirac, but Le Pen. There is a racist attack against Muslims, and Arabs, Algerians, Moroccans, and Tunisians in France. This is why there is something suspicious in the Madrid bombing.“

Question: ”Your message to the youth tonight, is to die a martyr’s death.“

Jumblatt: ”Do you have another option?“

Question: ”That they live.“

Jumblatt: ”There is no other option. That they live?! No one can live under degradation. It is difficult. No one can live in any situation and accept any situation. No.”

Jumblatt was featured at LGF last October when he expressed regrets that jihadis missed Paul Wolfowitz in a missile attack: Lebanese Bloodlust.

Don’t let all this talk of conspiracies and murder give you the wrong idea, though. Compared to some people in Lebanon—like Hizballah’s Ayatollah Muhammad Husayn Fadlallah—Jumblatt is a moderate. From a Canadian Islamic web site for children: The Islamic Mr. Rogers.

Politically, my primary objective is to see the Islamic revolution in Lebanon brought to fruition. The newly dissolved and recreated Lebanese government, led by men like Hrawi, Berrih, and Jumblatt, is clearly an obstacle in the path to revolution, and I believe that this government has been put together by imperialist Americans hoping to achieve their own ends in the Middle East.