Don’t Count on Koppel

• Views: 984

Mark Steyn refuses to be asphyxiated by the media’s smog of negativity in a new column about sweeps month, and Ted Koppel’s gravitas: Don’t count on Koppel for whole war story. (Hat tip: Connecticut Yankee.)

According to Ted Koppel, dragging his gravitas like a ball and chain, “The most important thing a journalist can do is remind people of the cost of war.”

So on Friday night on ABC he read out the names of the American men and women to die in Iraq.

Is reminding people of the “cost of war” really the most important thing a journalist can do? Costs don’t exist in a vacuum, but relative to their benefits. For example, the cost of Ted Koppel to ABC is said to be $6 million per year. That sounds a lot when you consider that Skip, the busboy at Denny’s, would be happy to do it for $28,000, but cost alone doesn’t factor in the benefits of Ted’s distinctive portentousness.

Likewise, the cost of war is a tragedy for the families of the American, British and other coalition forces who’ve died in the last year. But we owe it to the dead, always, every day, to measure their sacrifice against the mission, its aims, its successes, its setbacks. And, if the cause is still just, then you honor the fallen by pressing on to victory — and then reading the roll call of the dead.

If that doesn’t quite have the sweeps-month ratings appeal “Nightline” is looking for, since Ted has now established himself as a $6 million list reader he might like to remind people of the comparative costs of war. At two seconds per name, to read out the combat deaths of the War of 1812 he’d have to persuade ABC to extend the show to an hour and a quarter. To read out the combat deaths of the Korean War, he’d need a 19-hour show. For World War II, he’d have to get ABC to let him read out names of the dead 24/7 for an entire week. If he wants to, I’d be happy to fly him to London so he can go on the BBC and read out the names of the 3,097,392 British combat deaths in World War I, which would take him the best part of three months, without taking bathroom breaks, or indeed pausing for breath.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2023-04-04 11:11 am PDT
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Donate with
PayPal
Cash.app
Recent PagesClick to refresh
The Pandemic Cost 7 Million Lives, but Talks to Prevent a Repeat Stall In late 2021, as the world reeled from the arrival of the highly contagious omicron variant of the coronavirus, representatives of almost 200 countries met - some online, some in-person in Geneva - hoping to forestall a future worldwide ...
Cheechako
2 days ago
Views: 97 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Texas County at Center of Border Fight Is Overwhelmed by Migrant Deaths EAGLE PASS, Tex. - The undertaker lighted a cigarette and held it between his latex-gloved fingers as he stood over the bloated body bag lying in the bed of his battered pickup truck. The woman had been fished out ...
Cheechako
2 weeks ago
Views: 262 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1