Keep Your Hands to Yourself!
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It’s a touchy feely kind of Democratic ticket, in a metrosexual sort of way.
When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses — perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney — a Kerry spokesperson explained: “I think we’re just seeing genuine affection between them.”
But the spokesperson added, “I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend.”
Bwahahaha!