A Modest Open Letter

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7/26/04 10:41:58 am • Views: 424

E. Nough has some unsolicited advice for the state of Israel, in A Modest Open Letter. (Hint: think “Jonathan Swift.”)

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Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph. -- In an interview with Joan Rivers who had just asked him why he gave his children such odd names, Frank gave the reply above.