Iwo Jima, If Covered By Today’s Media

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A terrific op-ed by Zell Miller, a Democrat with guts: Iwo Jima, if covered by media today.

DAY 1

With the aid of satellite technology, Cutie Cudley interviews Marine Pfc. John Doe, who earlier came ashore with 30,000 other Marines.

Cutie: “John, we have been told by the administration that this island has great strategic importance because if you’re successful, it could become a fueling stop for our bombers on the way to Japan. But, as you know, we can’t be sure this is the truth. What do you think?”

Pfc. Doe: “Well, I’ve been pinned down by enemy fire almost ever since I got here and have had a couple of buddies killed right beside me. I’m a Marine and I go where they send me. One thing’s for sure, they are putting up a fight not to give up this island.”

Cutie: “Our military analysts tell us that the Japanese are holed up in caves and miles of connecting tunnels they’ve built over the years. How will you ever get them out?”

Pfc. Doe: “With flame throwers, ma’am.”

Cutie (incredulously): “Flame throwers? You’ll burn them alive?”

Pfc. Doe: “Yes ma’am, we’ll fry their asses. Excuse me, I shouldn’t have said that on TV.”

Cutie (audible gasp): “How horrible!”

Pfc. Doe (obviously wanting to move on): “We’re at war ma’am.”

(A Marine sergeant watching nearby yells, “Ask her what does she want us to do — sing to them, ‘Come out, come out, wherever you are. Pretty please.’ ”

Cutie: “Pfc. Doe, what’s that mountain in the background? Is that the one they say is impregnable?”

Pfc. Doe: “I don’t know what that word means, ma’am, but that’s Mt. Suribachi, and we’re going to put a flag right up on top of it just as soon as we can. I gotta go.”

Cutie to camera: “No one has yet really confirmed why this particular battle in this particular place is even being waged. Already, on the first day, at least 500 Marines have been killed and a thousand wounded. For this? (Camera pans to a map with a speck of an island in the Pacific. Then a close up of nothing but black volcanic ash). For this? For this?” (Cutie’s sweet voice becomes more strident as it fades out.)

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