John Kerry’s future negotiating partners in Iran would like to send observers to the United States, to make sure our election goes smoothly: Militia wants observers at US election.

TEHRAN: Iran’s hardline Basij militia has written to UN secretary general Kofi Annan to ask if the Islamic republic can send observers to the US presidential election in November, a government newspaper said on Monday.

“By this symbolic request, we want to ridicule the so-called democratic slogans of the American leaders,” a Basij official, Said Toutunshian, told the Iran newspaper.

“We want to say to the whole world that the presence of observers from the Islamic republic of Iran, the most democratic regime in the world, is necessary to guarantee the smooth running of the American elections.”

Maybe they can pick up some of that nuclear fuel from Kerry while they’re here.