John Kerry, sportsperson, pandering again in Ohio, went out and killed a goose (he said, although no one saw it happen), and couldn’t be bothered to carry it himself: Kerry Goes Hunting for Conservative Votes.

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he bagged a goose on his swing-state hunting trip Thursday, but his real target was the voters who may harbor doubts about him.

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

“I’m too lazy,” Kerry joked. “I’m still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus.”

And it might get his hands dirty.