Guardian Calls for Bush to Be Assassinated

Charles Johnsonfollow me on twitter
Sat Oct 23, 2004 at 2:15 pm PDT • Views: 876

Now that the Guardian’s attempt to influence our election has been a miserable failure, they’ve moved on—to advocating assassination: Dumb show.

On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod’s law dictates he’ll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you?

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