Israeli commandos from the future kill arafish!

LOL

So the Zionists managed to get their hands on one of Dr. Evil's "lasers"?

Buck Goldstien and Captian Israel to the rescue!

It was not a laser device, it was Zionist death rays from zulubaby's hair.

Where can I get me one of those death rays - not that I have a list of people I'd like to zap...but just in case...

When they're not committing evil, they sure are funny. What loons.

OT:

THis is the firsy I've heard about more bombs in Lebanon.

Too bad for him he wasn't wearing an aluminum foil kafiya.

Samples of Arafat’s blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

I'm pretty sure if Arafat came into contact with "high technology", he would poison it.

“They tried to flee after using the device but were wrestled down by the Palestinian Authority security personnel. Both men were carrying Canadian passports.”

Does this mean the PA now has the device?

/idiots

A pathogen maybe not a laser, big hole immediate death. These people can't even make a plausable lie.

Bwahahahaha! Now that their death ray has been tested successfully on Yasser Arafat, the Israelis are going to hold the world hostage for...one MILLION dollars! Bwahahahaha!

What a laugh! Arafish is yesterdays news, guys still dead!

Laser ray was a success, now for those guards around Iran's nuclear facility.

The evil Zionist Israelis got the laser from the original bad Terminator from 1984 because the machines knew that Yassir Arafat was going to be the leader of the Revolution against the machines.

Uh, yeah.

I didn't realize that we set up a high-tech poison center in Ramullah, too...

DATE: 22/03/2005 TIME :14:44
Palestinians Forced Entering Radiance Rooms in Rafah Cross Point
[Link: english.wafa.ps...]

GAZA, March 22, 2005, (WAFA-PLO news agency) -Palestinian medical sources in al-Shifa hospital revealed on Tuesday that Israeli Occupation Forces (IOF) in Rafah cross point are forcing citizens to enter special radiance rooms, ultimately prepared to damage passengers.

Manager of Public Relation Section in al-Shifa, Dr. Joma'a al-Saqa, said that Israeli soldiers forced women, children, aged and patients to enter this room, adding that these inhuman measures will cause a very harmful diseases for citizens in the near future.

He mentioned that the room is manufactured of class coated by lead and holding inside it a one-meter high radiance device, saying that only Palestinians are daily entering this room.

He revealed that this room may cause diseases such as Thrombocytopenic, Sterility, Congenital anomalies, Cancer, Leukemia and Mental Retardation.

But then again, those symptom could just be from a long, straight line in the family tree...

#13 hornet

YOu idiot now those irainais know our secre!

no zionist pay check for you!

/soup guy form sienfield (and im not even a fan..its on the commericals)

Any chances someone could smuggle the death ray into the UN or France?

Blood? Arafish had blood?

Let's see...

Holy Gefilte Fish, Batman. If the two were wrestled down, that means the Paleos now have the ray gun! and ... TWO CANADIAN PASSPORTS!

Watch for laser terror in Canada!

The lazerfat conspiracy.

is this article serious, or a parody?

im asking this truthfully, I can't tell

Simpsons did it!

/General Disarray voice off

Israel, what took you so long?

#21

Ed, I checked it. It's true.

Lazerfat = laserfat

PIMF

Time Cop 8: The Fish Campaign

Those crafty Zionists. First they remove "the engineers" head from his shoulders, then the remote-controlled planes into the WTC and now this?

You'd think that they were bent on world domination.

Sorry. Almost forgot that that is the plan.

#21

Sad, but true.

Samples of Arafat’s blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

Oh bullsh*t! If there were concrete proof that Arafish had been poisoned, then the MSM would've made it front page news for weeks. It would've been the vindication of years of LLL conspiracy theories and their final proof that Israel was out to control the world.

And what exactly do they mean by "high technology"? Are we talkin' Joooz from the future? Or is "high technology" the new Palestinian codeword for "technology we'd possess if we weren't such a bass ackwards people"?

Tales from the Feverswamp.

Ever notice how the [bigoted word]s and the LLL's all begin to sound the same? Wild-eyed conspiracy theories, John Kerry's Magic Hat, gun running to the Khmer Rouge, Rove and Haliburton controlled the voting machines, corporate control of the media, a cabal of neo-cons and corporate allies control foreign policy, the Mossad and the CIA were responsible for 9/11, etc. Now the laser ray.

I wish that Mystery Science 3000 would do a movie narration of this, it would be far funnier than the usual B-grade farces they use on the Sci-Fi channel.

This finding by the Pali investigators reveal the highly evolved and scientific nature of their "culture." The only thing the [bigoted word]s seem proficient at is killing children, they should leave the investigation of fish-icide to Columbo.

3 00buckshot

Was Flash Gordonsteinberg also involved?

SO has France announced that Arafat is dead yet?

#24

I think you mean the article is serious...

I just can't believe this. I am sure this is going to be labeled racist by the twits at DU and other LLL/moonbat hangouts, but tough.

If the saudi oil tick princelet farts out a frog, the jooos will be blamed.

If a huge sandstorm obliterates most life in libya, the jooos will be blamed.

If a huge tsunami obliterates most life in a small Indonesian province, the jooos will be blamed, and not allowed to help, though their muslim bretheren will sit idly by while the civilized world rushes yet again to the aid of those in need.

If a meteor crashes into Indonesia, it will all be an eeevvviiilll jooo plot to cast islam in a bad light.

If arafish dies of his self-inflicted gay-lifestyle diseases, , it will all be an eeevvviiilll jooo plot.

Anyone else sensing a pattern?

AHAH! I knew that the Zionist death ray was real!

Those jerks at the VRWC headquarters are SO ignoring me!

All I said was that I was more of a, you know, manipulation of currency and gold prices kind of guy, not a manipulation of the media kind of guy, but NOOO! Damn traditionalists, all them and their high and migh...

(**ZZZAAAP!**)

This story is completely farfetched. Palestinian Authority security personnel couldn't apprehend anyone.

#35
That's funny!

SEE! SEE! SEE! VINDICATION!

Dennis Kucinich was RIGHT!

Only he saw the need to ban orbital mind control lasers in October 2001, when warmongering Americans were calling for the blood of the Taliban!

/DUmbass

Holy Crap!...George Lucas made a movie about this too...with a "Death Star" that shoots the Death Ray.

Which news organization will report this first: BBC, AFP, Reuters, the AP, CNN, or CBS?

#16... Hari... The Iranians are the idiots. All they have to do is apologize to Israel and ask for forgiveness and Israel will think about not using the "laser death ray". My telling them will get them so depressed, and confused, they will stop their nuclear program voluntarily. My Zionist payment goes automaticly into my secret US $ bank account.

My oh my -- they must have used the same kind of technology that they used to poison the water supply, targeting Palestinian children (nobody else suffered).

If this all is true, please tell me how I can buy stock in the Isreali company that developed this technology, quick!

Samples of Arafat’s blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

Labs in the 14th, 15th, and 16th countries to check his blood reported a mysterious anemia that was not apparent in the earlier samples.

I think the Jews learned this high technology on the Wookie planet as they celebrated Life Day with Chewbacca, his son Lumpy and his father Itchy.

Lest you think this is farcicle, Chewbacca actually does have a son named Lumpy and a father named Itchy. Follow the link to bring back memories that any good Star Wars fan suppressed.

The P.A. doesn't have the laser gun. The Israelis installed a self destruct mechanism into it.
3, 2, 1, poof...

there went arafish and the gun at the same time.

LOL...

How can you say Iran can't have weapons when Israel has DEATH RAYS!/LLL

A high tech laser weapon that causes blood poisoning (as confirmed by sixteen separate tests). Looks like the Israelis have been tapping the secrets of Area 51.

The palestinians are threatening to use the death ray on the White house unless they get ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

#43 J. Lichty

Bad Stormtrooper! No doughnut!

O/T:

A U.N. tool has accused the United States of genocide for the blockade of Cuba and called President Bush "a Pinochet in the White House." This is the same guy who has been waging a private war against Israel for years and used his position in the U.N. to try to prevent the U.S. from responding against Afghanistan after 9-11.

Someone tell me why the organization that employs people like this gets a square inch of space on American soil or a dime of our money.

11 LemonJoose

Now that was funny! LOL!

my dachshund has a laser guided squirt gun, that is affectionately referred to as the "weenie whistle." i wondered if this mysterious looking thing could be the murder weapon ?

someones been watching too much Star Trek or Spaceballs

DUmmies beware! The Zionists want to crush your dissent, and now they have a death ray!

# 11:

Bwahahahaha! Now that their death ray has been tested successfully on Yasser Arafat, the Israelis are going to hold the world hostage for...one MILLION dollars! Bwahahahaha!

“... There are many copies. And they have a plan.”

(Apologies to Adama and crew)

Is this guy related to Marla Mapes and Maurice Hinchey?

That Karl Rove, he must be one sneaky son-of-a-bitch.

#1 wratho:

It's polite to give credit :)

"The ability to destroy an Arafat is insignificant next to the power of the Force"

And no...I can't wait for Episode 3 to hit the theaters

"my dachshund has a laser guided squirt gun, that is affectionately referred to as the 'weenie whistle.' i wondered if this mysterious looking thing could be the murder weapon ?"

Frickin' dachsies with laser beams! Yeah baby!

Lasers? Nah... couldn't be that simple...

...they poisoned his baby wipes!

Bush was AWOL because he was delivering the daeth ray to Israel and I have the documents to prove it!/Dan Rather

Nasssty tricksssy Joooz and their friggin' laser beams...

There are so many old gags to attach to this, I don't know where to start.

=^0

In other news, recently declassified information has revealed that a plot by reptilian humanoids from the future to poison all of humanity was foiled back in 2004. The plot, masterminded by a group of "Xindi" from the 22nd century and planned to commence in Detroit, Michigan, was foiled by human explorers (also from the 22nd century). The humans identified themselves as crewmembers of a starship Enterprise, which served in a "Starfleet."

#7 Eagle

OT:

THis is the firsy I've heard about more bombs in Lebanon

Yeah, in the beautiful coastal town of Kesleek (mostly christian, needless to say). It destroyed part of the trendy Alta Vista mall ( pictures ) Killed two south asian workers, luckily it was late at night or the casualties would have been higher.

#34, Grumpy Tory Student. Actually the prototype work was done by a scientist named Iowahawk, a distinguished graduate of the Ottumwa Institute of Body and Fender Regeneration. The High technology Death Ray Project was mearly a logical outcome of research on the water compression framis valve camshaft design for the 64 Ford Falcon. So far 16 countries have verified the death rays effect on the blood of a former Middle East terrorist leader. The blueprints for the Death Ray will be featured in next months issue of Popular Mechanics

So... That's how they won the six-day war. It's all starting to make sense to me, now.

I've done a little research on this, actually. It seems that the laser device's invention was funded by aging Mohels* that were trying to head off*** the growing number of B'ris** malpractice suits.

===

*Mohel (moy'-el): Practitioner of Jewish circumcisions.
**B'ris (bris'): Jewish circumcision.

***head off. Get it? "Head off"! It's a joke! Oh, forget it.

Drat! They're on to us! At least they haven't figured out that the laser was hidden in the "red binder". Oops!

BTW if anyone has a copy of Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978, please let me know where to get a copy. All we had was a Beta Max and I don't think I had the forsight to record that masterpiece.

Gee...and I thought kool-aid™ swilling moonbats were unique to America!

Definite proof that there are Zionist Lasers...watch out

This reminds of a theory being advanced by the lefty conspiracy nuts in the U.S., who claim the late Senator Paul Wellstone was brought down in a plane crash by an electro-magnetic pulse weapon. The conspirators were agents of the Bush administration, of course.

Next thing the lefty and Arab conspiracy idiots will claim is that the Bush administration and/or the Mossad were behind the Minnesota school shooting.

#54 SteveC

Everyone on that show is a Cylon. ;-)

#65 ploome hineni

what is really shocking is that this surreal babbling gets reported , without comment, as a serious statement.

By the Malaysian National News agency, anyway.

Does Malaysia's Moonbat former president have any connection to this farce?

'Scuse me please, but isn't Canadian Passport an alias for a goofy er, hairstyle?

Tennessee Mudflap?

Where can I buy one of these death rays?

The International Moonbat Bill of Rights. #2 A well regulated conspiracy, being neccessary for the continuation of a paranoid state of mind, the right of the World Wide Zionist Cabal to keep and bear mind control death rays shall never not be believed.

psychotic delusions are acceptable, coming from arabs

Hey they are more than acceptable. If they relate to Jews, they ae downright believable!

It makes for FUN sci-fi reading!

btw, here's the sarcasm tag for those of you who think I am serious...

seems on various threads in the past some have complained about my humour...they must be moonbats

/sarcasm off

#51 longwinger

my dachshund has a laser guided squirt gun, that is affectionately referred to as the "weenie whistle."

TMI

#64 Tony Abu Tuz

are you in Leb right now?

I hope their Tsunami Relief check bounces.

#69 J. Lichty

I wonder if Lumpy and Itchy will be in Episode 3, with the huge battle on Kasshyyk. Since, as we all know, Chewie was 200 years old in Episode 4, it's possible he's around to see Anakin become Darth Vader.

/geek

Does Malaysia's Moonbat former president have any connection to this farce?

You bet. While the death Ray was designed in Israel, it is being manufactured in Malaysia under license. They could do it for $0.73/unit cheaper.

Leave it to the Mossad to get the best deal.

58 Patriccio

And no...I can't wait for Episode 3 to hit the theaters

I am so there! I spent all my paper route money in 8th grade to see the first movie 6 times the first week. I've been to every first day since. Altogether Now... LOOOSERRR! (guilty as charged)

My ranking by episode so far ...1,4,6,5,2 with 2 being way last.

Charles kicks Camilla out of house!

/kidding

#87 Sarah D

Don't you mean the palace?

# 66, Gymnast:

The blueprints for the Death Ray will be featured in next months issue of Popular Mechanics

Oh, I hope I remembered to pay my subscription!

"We're in a shooting war. We need something to shoot with." -- Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica

#86 mich-again

I hear ya. I saw the first one, "Episode 4," way back when I was a mere 1st Grader. I've probably seen it (and the rest of them) a gazillion times.

I agree Episode 2 was ultra-stupid. I tolerate it only by saying to myself "Anakin is using Jedi mind control on Padme, that's why they fell in love without the requisite meaningful dialogue."

#88 Americain

Did they get married already? Surely they can't live in sin in the palace can they?

I'm such a peasant - I have no idea!

#87 Sarah D

Sorry, I made my comment before I clicked on your link.

Apologies to the lab also.

:^)

#93 Buzzsawmonkey

I hear tell you can be an ambassador of Islam, but it requires strapping on some pipe bombs.

Does anybody know how the Sri Lanken people will react to this? I heard there is a strong Buhdist population.

#391 Sarah D

I try not to keep up on the royals actually.

It's a French-Canadian tradition not to.

Oh and how technologicaly advanced are they? I heard in a general way, that part of the world is advancing slowly.

"NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE ZIONIST DEATH RAY!"

"used a laser device to attack Arafat.” [...] it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said."

Y'oughtta be ashamed, laughing at the poor, superstitious wogs like that -- show some class, please!

ot: HBO to air documentry on Air America and the choas behind the scenes. Janine G is said to be suicidal through out. Randy Roades gets snubbed by Mikey Moore. Al Frankin comes off of the air, just ranting about how unethical Bush only to be told that Air America is out of money and is being pulled from its Chicago and LA stations because of bounced checks...

Sounds like fun. I may get HBO just to watch it.

link to Drudge story

Oh, and if George Lucas ever does another Star Wars film the dialoge should be submitted to a vote of approval to the entire USA befor he starts filming.

#4 It's Miss Donna V. to you  3/22/2005 07:28PM PST

"It was not a laser device, it was Zionist death rays from zulubaby's hair."

Lol! -- best post, ever. :-)

#98 Swords & Tequila

"NOBODY EVER EXPECTS THE ZIONIST DEATH RAY!"

Its chief weapon is SURPRISE! SURPRISE and FEAR! Fear and Surprise! Its TWO weapons! Oh... I'll come in again.

/sorry, had to do it

that must be some real badd azzed weed they been token

Gee, I didn't realize that lasers caused AIDS!

/learning something new everyday

And here it is...

TRW, the U.S. Army Space & Missile Defense Command (USA-SMDC) and the Israel Ministry of Defence (IMoD) have set a new performance

U.S Army Space & Missile Defence Comand
AND
---> Israel Ministry of Defence
hmm
Sounds more than a Zionist conspiracy to me ; - ))

The Palestinian ambassador in Sri
Lanka

And this so-called ambassador is proof perfect that no matter how hard we try to legitimize these monsters it won't work. In the end a dump in a dirty toilet is just that.

#100 buzzsawmonkey

I hear tell you can be an ambassador of Islam, but it requires strapping on some pipe bombs.

Well, that certainly saves on the upkeep of consular residences.

And the savings lets you cleverly disguise bomb factories as maternity wards.

And we Jews were keeping the death ray machine a secret so we could take over the world (even though we run it already)!

If arafart had been murdered by any sort of death ray, it would have undoubtedly been fired by G-d. In which case I wonder why G-d waited so long. I'd have gladly put a bullet through the genocidal shit stirrer's head any time since 1964 when he was appointed to invent the palestine myth. I'm sorry he lived as long as 1965.

Still, it will give the islamofascists another reason to try to wipe out all Jews (as if they needed one).

#80 MARS Trucker  3/22/2005 08:06PM PST

"seems on various threads in the past some have complained about my humour...they must be moonbats."

Close-captioning for the humor impaired is now mandated by the ADA -- please tag your posts accordingly. Thank you.

A Public Service Announcement.

guns of any kind and canukistan passports now i know they are lieing

Photo of the two Israeli assassins

[Link: www.paradiselost.org...]

109 transferthem

Heh.

You're becoming one of my favourite posters, transferthem.

#104 Spiny Norman. OK. Lemme get this straight. It's chief weapon is Suprise! Suprise and Fear! Suprise, Fear, and Eggs! Suprise,Fear ,Eggs, Bacon and Spam! Spam, Suprise, Fear,Eggs Bacon ,Spam,Spam, And Spam!

#94 Mr. Beamish

I hear tell you can be an ambassador of Islam, but it requires strapping on some pipe bombs.

Man, the health plan must really blow. Though, considering the number of these guys we hear about weekly, it seems to be a rather boomin' business.

Wow, a death ray that works on stinky fish, What'll Rove think of next!

Don't they use LASER's for many different things?
Eye surgery & hair removal?
Maybe arafish was bald with 20/20 vision.

See, here's a good score for Canada. After years of our liberals government sucking up to the Palis, it turns out it was all a plan to get our secret agents in there with our secret death ray to fry Arafat.

The backup plan was to send Ty Domi.

Of course, Israel coulda just offed him with a hellfire (or any of a dozen weapon system), but they chose the inordinately complicated and convoluted death ray plot using Canuk secret agents to do the deed.

Dr Evil would be proud. This is what evil is all about. Not the deed, but the means.

#109 transferthem  3/22/2005 08:32PM PST

"If arafart had been murdered by any sort of death ray, it would have undoubtedly been fired by G-d."

Why would G-d indulge in death rays and firing shit at His poor, mislead children?

?

God -- the ultimate Karl Rove.

Gee, it's good to know that we Joooz are so powerful. Watch your backs, psychos!

ROFLMAO SO HARD I GOT TO "P"

Could it have been one of those AIDS causing death rays?

I guess it was faulty, he was dead/alive/dead/alive/dead/alive/dead/alive/dead/a live/dead/alive/dead/alive/dead/alive for 3 weeks until the cash was traced...

S

The real truth is (ha ha) that the people from constellation Perseus from the double star system “Beta Persei” also know as the Great star Algol came and did not like the old man and seeing that he was a homosexual which is not thought very highly of, just gave him the kiss of death as they would at home. It is known that the people of Algol want to love all but also they want to rule all people.

Some one out there might believe this! ha ha

#94

I always knew there was something about arabs and "strap-ons"...

#119 dak  3/22/2005 08:42PM PST

"Dr Evil would be proud. This is what evil is all about. Not the deed, but the means."

Well, I think we might agree that evil ends would ideally be realized by evil means -- that evil should not be exempt from common notions of integrity and consistantcy simply on account of its claims to absolute evil -- big effing deal! High time evil was held to account. High damn time.

#126

Uhm... I agree... I think.

Look, I'm back from playing hockey, finals in our league, 3 out of 5 and we won. I'm on my fifth beer.

So while I am attracted to the sheer ridiculousness (is that a word?) of the article in question, I am not in good shape to argue philosophy or evil.

Pound on it maybe, but no discussions. I'll come back and read this later.

Evil should not get a free pass because it claims to be evil. Interesting idea. But is evil illegal as such?

"Wee dee da dee dee! Framp nortle squaaak," added Quiba. "No thank you Mrs. Butterworth, I already have eight of them! But if you have any sewing machines it would make a delightful omlet!"

When asked to elaborate on these claims, Quiba said "Crows smell like string cheese."

Warders then took him back to his padded cell.

#107 selpaw  3/22/2005 08:31PM PST

"In the end a dump in a dirty toilet is just that."

Selpaw, I've about had it up to here (indicates neck-level hand sign) with folks putting down human extrusional processes. For pete's sake, it's natural, which is to say, it's good. Shit is good. There, I said it.

(I feel 10 pounds lighter.)

Phasers on stun Cap'n!

maybe they used this:

[Link: www.phasers.net...]

In 2375, one of these rifles was modified on Deep Space Nine with a micro-transporter connected near the barrel exit. The rifle dematerialized the bullet after firing and rematerialized it just in front of the target, and could possibly have done it inside the victim. The person responsible, a traumatized Vulcan officer, murdered several Starfleet personnel before being wounded by another modified TR-116 and taken into custody.

As if the whole premise wasn't hilarious enough to begin with (a death ray? Gotta love that), you loonies come in the room and make me wet my pants.

Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Samples of Arafat’s blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology

This has to be the funniest thing I've read in quite some time. Throw me a bone. Name one country which has released such a nonsensical statement. Perhaps it's new Zionist nanotechnology which just happens to look like AIDS under an electron microscope. Those crafty JooOOoos!

I've always thought rain-sensing wipers and doors which open when you approach with the key fob are technological overkill on cars. But I would not classify the cars as poisoned. If you have trouble sensing rain or pushing a button I apologize.

I have only one thing to say...

Bwahahahahahaha!

I still say that if they had Canuck passports then they were arabs. Saudis, Syrians, you name it. Maybe even commies.

Who, in the western world, would be dumb enough to use a Canadian passport as cover?

I'm even afraid mine will get me in trouble some day. Luckily I have a good slapshot, so I can prove I'm Canadian.

#127 dak  3/22/2005 09:04PM PST

"But is evil illegal as such?"

"Is evil illegal?" Oh man, my mind is smoking on that one, dak. I hope it is... -- yes, evil should be illegal. No question.

I think arafart's body should be exhumed immediately. There may still be something left that the sharks might like to munch on.

@4 It's Miss Donna V. to you

I just read your post...*snort...giggle...whahahahaha!

#101 Thanks for the tip. I will be waiting with popcorn in hand for that one.

#131 piglet

So, you're saying that the Israeli's got their hands on a TR-116 rifle? Out of all the fictional weapons they could've picked up, they decide on the "weapon of the week" from DS9? Should've sprung for the thermal-optic camouflage and a Seburo C-25A.

#136

Of course, evil should be illegal. But since they banned the 10 commandments from the courtrooms, it ain't so obvious now is it?

If evil was illegal, then you'd have problems with most lawyers and Democrats. Plus Commies (whose right of free speech is guaranteed).

Evil is just a more spicy way of saying "progressive". It's just a philosophy, a way of thinking. Not illegal. The end result is, by law. The process? I dunno, unless it was deliberate.

I'm not a lawyer. I just know evil when I se it.

@66 gymnast

Spew Alert...spew alert !

ROTFLMAO!

That's right -- ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Bwahahahahaa!

#141 dak  3/22/2005 09:31PM PST

"I'm not a lawyer. I just know evil when I see it."

Identifying evil is one of the most serious responsibilities of the citizen of a free republic. Study the subject well.

Never ever use a 'laser' when a good old baseball bat is sooo more fun to use.

Yes, I love technology

Always and forever...

So, you're saying that the Israeli's got their hands on a TR-116 rifle? Out of all the fictional weapons they could've picked up, they decide on the "weapon of the week" from DS

of course if one has a mini transporter, using it to beam someone's brain out of their head would be better than beaming a bullet into them

#66:

Aw, I'm sure the designs go back farther than that. I heard they were first designed by a secret society that guards tunnels under the streets of Venice in order to protect the knowledge of the location of the Holy Grail.

But heck, designs in Popular Science?

Hot diggidy!

Does this mean I'll be able to make one at home?

Canada has no second ammendment, but surely they're exempt from the long-gun registry? I guess that we can make them below a certain calibre, right? The death ray still works, right?

Just think of the possibilities! I'll use it to kill, skin, and barbecue the rabbits on my campus in like, 30 seconds flat! That'd rule so hard!

Oh man, and the next time there's a protest of moonbats...

Wow. Do you think it goes through heads?

All I need is that death ray and my "I crush dissent" shirt, and I'll be ready for action.

Holy crap: I just came up with a theory.

When a moonbat's brain fries, he'll let out a very distinct swan song:

"YYYEEEAAARRRGGGHHH!"

*puts pinkie to lip*

Bwhahaha!

#147 piglet

of course if one has a mini transporter, using it to beam someone's brain out of their head would be better than beaming a bullet into them

That works on the premise that there was a brain inside Arafish's head to lock onto and beam out.

OMG Charles...if someone from the outside reads all of this...You're doomed...doomed I say!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaa hhahahahahhaahahaha!

Our friend Alouette provided the plans here.

#131 piglet

Ensign Piglet, I'm revoking your flight privileges for making me remember that retarded gun from DS9! >:(

1. Canadian passports is unfortunately the most credible part of that story.

2. Palestinian ambassa-what?

3. The IDF is flying Hind-Ds now? Those wily Zionists ...

be glad I didn't mention the "staple gun" from Space 1999
opps:

[Link: space1999.tv-toys.co.uk...]

A more pertinent question is: Why does a non-existent country even have ambassadors?

The war on terror should begin with the total delegitimization of the Arabs known as "Palestinians." When they learn to behave they can join the negotiating table.

"They tried to flee after using the device but were wrestled down by the Palestinian Authority security personnel. Both men were carrying Canadian passports."

Great! We now eagerly await the names and photos of these currently "unnamed Israelis". I'm sure the PA have no reason to keep their identities a secret too much longer, Mr. Ambassador.

Methinks the former Iraqi information minister may have found a new job as consultant to this Attallah Quiba.

#391 Sarah D (I think):

Regarding Charles and Camilla, not only will he marry her and reside with her in a palace, she, it appears, will be Queen. Not the sovereign, of course, a Queen consort, because apparently the Brits and all their former colonies would have to ammend the constitution or law, (there is no constitution here, is there?), in order for Camilla NOT to become Queen.

Queen Camilla, Yech.

Does anyone want to see Charles' sorry ass ascend to the throne, I mean, seriously.

I only wish it were true

#157 Psychobarb

Does anyone want to see Charles' sorry ass ascend to the throne, I mean, seriously.

Is not royalty in Britan purely symbolic as in the case of the mayor of Los Angeles? Really, does anyone take Charles that seriously?

Anyone from the L. A. area knows that the mayor is just a symbolic position especially mayor Hahn who is the "Pot-hole King" and like Charles, they both excel in apathy towards the needs of the people, to excel in their self serving agendas. But it would seem Charles does what he wants bowing to no one as in the the case of Camilla. Hahn on the other hand bows to every special interest, crucifies his "own" police force let alone backs them during civil issues so maybe I suggest a trade, Charles can be mayor of Los Angeles and Hahn can go kiss Anglo ass a task that in which he is well suited.

Uncle Zog cave me the keys to the zionist death ray this month.
Contact me for sub-contracts.

Zulub...

Aw, poop...#4 IM Donna V TY beat me by 10 hours. :(

Okay, short shameful confession time:

When I'm not using my Zionist Death Ray to murder Arab dictators, I point it at the floor and let the cats chase the red dot.

#159 MARS Trucker:

Of course Charles' role is purely symbolic, problem is, I as a taxpayer, am funding his symbolic and lavish lifestyle!

OT: Religion Back in Pakistani Passports? (Asia News.Net)

The proposal to restore the religion column in passports meets the demands made by Islamic groups who opposed removing it in the first place to “preserve the Islamic identity” of the country.

Mr. Beamish:

Once Jar Jar appeared on screen in Ep 1, anything is possible. Go Lumpy. Go Itchy.

#4 It's Miss Donna V. To You

LOL! Exactly what I was thinking. Zionist hair rays-or high beams!

Once Jar Jar appeared on screen in Ep 1, anything is possible

Please no spoliers for ep 3. that said, I suspect
Sith warrior Darth jar-jar!

"Dammit Spock, I said phasers on stun,STUN damn you !"

"Fascinating."

"He's dead, Jim."

My first thought upon reading this article was WOW! handheld death rays. Finally. How fast can we deploy them in field?

But then I thought. This death ray takes quite awhile to work. Terrorists might be able to shoot, stab, or blow me up before they died from my laser blast. So not a terrifically useful weapon...

Yes, of course, laser light in the 635-670 nm range is 20% more poisonous than strychnine.

There is only one reasonable response to this garbage. Have the French hospital where Arafag died disclose his medical records. I am sure they will be of great aids.

@ #33

I think you are referring to the rumour that Arafat died of AIDS.

I've heard it several times and wonder where there is more info to be found on that one - it sure would be a big one for all those Arabs to choke on!

well, found some good stuff myself:

[Link: www.frontpagemag.com...]

can't make that url linky thing work sorry

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I guess it's safe to tell you all that the laser was actually a gift from the alien overlords that designed the pyramids. You know the ones built by the Jewish slaves. It had been lost, but it looks like we found it.

Now if I could just find my car keys...