Dhimmis?

Sure. All seems reasonable to me.

Call it satire as foreshadowing.

#1 pegcity

Dhimmis indeed. This is sickening.

Step 1: Beg

Step 2: Plead

Step 3: Grovel

The Three Pillars of Muslim offense response? That's hilarious.

Will there be color-coded levels for the the Muslim Offense/Seething index? The only question there is, will green indicate the highest or lowest level of seething?

Religious Policeman
keeps the official Muslim Offense Level.

Muslims are Quite Offended. That's down from an earlier orange or Highly Offended related to the Khartoon Khanspiracy.

You know, it occurs to me that I have more hope for Afghanistan than I do for Europe. Maybe we need to get our NATO troops off the bases and into the communities!

Charles, please see my #193 on the Rahman thread.

I wonder what all the English Crusaders would think about this.

Does anybody else out there find it ironic (and funny) that the initials are MOE, as in Moe-hammed?

It's like something from the Onion.

What a pathetic neutered creature the Church in the Isles has become. I blame the lust of Henry VIII.

No wonder people are leaving the Church in droves.

Now we know the Three Pillars of what's left of Judeo-Christian civilization.

This is a joke right?

-The Tuna

#8 I'm sorry, I can still say the word Crusader, can't I? Don't want to offend anyone.

#4 theseusj

Step 4: Stick neck straight out, wait for sawing motion.

OT

The World Cup match to watch for:

Soccer Hooligans vs. Muslims

"We are united. For the first time we are talking and planning together, with the English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Spanish, everyone with the same objective. At the World Cup there will be a massacre," said the Italian ultra.

"We will all be in Germany and there will be Turks, Algerians and Tunisians. The Turks, we can't stand them. In our country (Italy) there are not many, but in Germany, there are many of those guys there. They are Islamic terrorists.

"We will attack them. They are all enemies that need to be eliminated, just like the police. If we make the Roman greeting (the fascist salute) they put us in prison. We will be tens of thousands. Nothing but the English are feared."

I thought the "MOE" response was always a poke in Curly's eyes and a slap across Larry's face. Who knew...

If this represents the culmination of centuries of Western civilization, then it's high time it was challenged. The Muslims may be the broom that sweeps the West clean of its LLL trash. I'm ashamed to think I speak the same language as these sniveling cowards.

Much of what the elites think to be social progress is merely a sick, perverse regression.
SJ

#8 Prester John

I wonder what all the English Crusaders would think about this.

They're spinning so fast that smoke is pouring out of their graves.

/no, that's not an underground peat fire

Barely 40yrs after Ferdinand and Isabella threw off 500yrs+ of Islamic yoke, Henry VIII sowed the seeds of Islam's victories in Britain, some 500yrs later.

#16 Kragar

We have international politics and war. The Europeans have football, which is soccer.

Here's a very funny comic book about Islam:

Mohammed's Believe It Or Else!

[Link: www.faithfreedom.org...]

#16 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

OT

The World Cup match to watch for:

Soccer Hooligans vs. Muslims

Oh, great. Neo-nazis vs. Islamists. That's one where I'd be rooting for them both to lose.

Is this a joke?!?

#16 Krager

Nothing but the English are feared#16 Krager

Nothing but the English are feared#16 Krager

Nothing but the English are feared

I'm not sure I understand that part...?

-The Tuna

#24 American Infidel

Is this a joke?!?

Nope, it's a YOKE.
The yoke of islam over the neck of the Free World.

O/T

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Workers Riot at Site of Dubai Skyscraper
Mar 22 1:38 PM US/Eastern
Email this story

By JIM KRANE
Associated Press Writer

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates

Construction on a skyscraper expected to be the world's tallest was interrupted when Asian workers upset over low wages and poor treatment smashed cars and offices in a riot that an official said Wednesday caused nearly $1 million in damage

YES! According to Bush UAE is our most trusted ally even though they are a bunch of shitheads.

#25 Tuna

That part confused me as well.

#20 rayra

Barely 40yrs after Ferdinand and Isabella threw off 500yrs+ of Islamic yoke, Henry VIII sowed the seeds of Islam's victories in Britain, some 500yrs later.

Right on. That was the beginning of the end. After all, when you found a church just so you can commit a mortal sin and get away with it, how legitimate can it be?

It makes me wonder if these people are capable of touching their toes, much less grabbing their own ankles and spreading their cheeks for their new overlords.

can I just say that the new headline font on the main page makes me want to go out and burn French cars?

Am I alone in feeling this way?

#25

WHOA!

Got to figure out the new "bold" highlighting. Sorry everybody.

-The Tuna

#27 Bossman

And friggin' cheapskates.

#31 Jheka

I'm up for making some giant paper mache heads to protest it.

#26 Krager

He's saying he fears the English soccer fans.

LOL

He forgot to add something about cutting off one's offending hand as a "good will gesture."

#30 Crimson Fisted

Hilarious!

-The Tuna

#29 Ward Cleaver

...when you found a church just so you can commit a mortal sin and get away with it, how legitimate can it be?

I dunno; Mohammed seemed to make a go of it.

I got your apology right here you goat buggering pederasts!

This kind of crap makes me want to vomit.

#29 Ward Cleaver:

After all, when you found a church just so you can commit a mortal sin and get away with it, how legitimate can it be?

Actually, that doesn't sound all that different from some of Mohammed's "revelations," if you think about it.

Of course its a joke, but remember the Church of Wales story yesterday about the world's most inoffensive Mohammad cartoon and how the Archbishop personally went to churches to gather up the offending newsletter.

Still sprinkiling, with occasional thunder, and quite cold, only 13º, at the Galleria.

Bad week for Spring Break, and the cold air that is ruining Texas beach fun is headed to Florida.

After today, North Florida beaches may not reach 20º until at least Monday.

Some people just don't have an eye for satire ...

Charles, can you please change the default "quote" behavior back to the original, so it doesn't draw a box around the text?

This.

Instead of this.

#38 Jack Reacher

I dunno; Mohammed seemed to make a go of it.

Good point. Kinda makes you wonder where Henry got the idea. Hmmm...

Ward,

I like the the boxes,

because you can embed

box after box for cool effect

I mean, it rocks.

.

Why people

don't like

BOXES

?

I like them

A

L

O

T

#41 Ed...

They totally blew last night's forecast for Dallas. We were supposed to get a frost, but it was 42 at my house this morning.

they should amend that to 4 pillars.

Number 4, Blame the Jews.

#45 Ed...

Wow, kinda like sitting in the barber chair, with mirrors in front of and behind you. Wild.

Ah, and here I thought this was referring to the complete and utter devastation wreaked on office bathrooms just before prayer time every day in islamic countries. Trust me - you'll wish you had a pair of waders on before going in there.

Embed them ?

How

can

you

embed

them

?

It got down to 2.0ºC at Meachem, which probably was cold enough for at least scattered frost in FTW area.

(No, that isn't a mistake).

#50 Mike C.

Man, I coulda gone the rest of my life without that in my head.

“When I saw it I was horrified.”

Shocking!

How did political correctness get started? What is its history and origins? Do you know? Anthony Browne has done the work for you:

The Retreat of Reason: Political Correctness and the Corruption of Public Debate in Britain

snip:

Political correctness started as a study of cultural Marxism in Germany in the 1920s, and was adopted by the 1960s counter culture, eager to promote tolerance and alternatives to the conservative values of the time.
Political correctness quickly infiltrated US academia and spread its tentacles across the West. By the early twenty-first century, political correctness had completed its long march through the institutions in Britain, and had ensnared almost all of them, from schools to hospitals, from local government to national government, and from major corporations to the police, army and the church. In 1997, Britain became governed for the first time by a government largely controlled by politically-correct ideology.
Its influence has spread across the entire policy range, not just women’s pay and race relations, but education, health, law and order and the environment. It is upheld by a powerful array of lobby groups, from Liberty to Amnesty International, from Friends of the Earth to Refugee Action, and an array of domestic and international laws, charters and treaties.
Starting as a reaction to the dominant ideology, it has become the dominant ideology. It defines the terms and parameters of any national debate. Anything that is not PC is automatically controversial. Across much of the public sphere, it has replaced reason with emotion, subordinating objective truth to subjective virtue.

I think Mike means they just splash themselves with water for the pre-prayer cleaning, and leave puddles on the floor.

I'm pretty sure even Muslims don't use the toilet for that.

OK, Big Mo raped children, killed people, and lied, but at least he was a believer in hygiene.

.

How

can

you

?

mmmhhh

Off topic here, but, has anyone seen this appalling atrocity committed by the Bushitler minions at Abu Ghraib (hallowed be the name of its saintly prisoners!):

"Sgt. Michael J. Smith, 24, faces up to 8 1/2 years in prison for five offenses, including... directing his dog to lick peanut butter off other soldiers' bodies.!

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Can any of us now doubt that Bush is worse that Hitler, Stalin and Attila the Hun combined?

Keep the boxes

# 53 Powderfinger

Guys washing their feet in the sinks and trying as hard as possible to cough up or blow (through their nose) up a lung. Not a pretty sight, I gar-on-tee.

#58 Crowen of Feathers

Can any of us now doubt that Bush is worse that Hitler, Stalin and Attila the Hun combined?

But he's still better than American Infidel and Poitiers-Lepanto.

/rare example of recursive post

#50 Mike C.

Yes, we had a Muslim working in our building for awhile. I couldn't believe the ritual at the sink after he took a pee.

It reminded me of Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam, when he's a public restroom and Richard Nixon comes in to pi$$. Murray's taking his shoes off, putting them under the faucet in the lavatory, filling them with water and then banging them on the edge of the lav (bizarre). Drug-induced behavior, no doubt.

# 56 Ed

I'm pretty sure even Muslims don't use the toilet for that.

Oh, yes, they f'ing do. And they try to clean every orifice, too. The whole place is awash and filled with guys hacking, coughing, spitting, and other things modesty forbids me from mentioning.

#62 Ward

IN a public restroom.

PIMF!

/he didn't play a public restroom

# 45 Ed.

Hey...

I invented the Mardukhai Box last week!

I demand credit!

And royalties!

Just imagine a public restroom at a sprting event in a Muslim country. You'd have to wear hearing protection (not to mention a wet suit and scuba gear).

sporting

PIMF again!

#58 crown_of_feathers

conspiring with another dog handler to try to frighten detainees into soiling themselves

Brave, brave jihadis.

# 66 W C

In my experience, I'd say that's pretty much on the money.

#50 mike c

To what are you referring?

utter devastation before prayer time

oops asked and answered already

/eeeuuuwwwww

#63 Mikey

Oh, yes, they f'ing do. And they try to clean every orifice, too. The whole place is awash and filled with guys hacking, coughing, spitting, and other things modesty forbids me from mentioning.

LOLOL...

Can you record it for us please?!?!?!?!

#56 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr OK, Big Mo raped children, killed people, and lied, but at least he was a believer in hygiene.

More likely that sick compulsive sonofabitch had a hand-scrubbing fetish.

I have been

embedding

boxes inside

boxes

for well over 2

years

now

.

#26 Poitiers-Lepanto

#24 American Infidel

Is this a joke?!?

Nope, it's a YOKE.
The yoke of islam over the neck of the Free World.

Hmmmmmm...OK...

MOE

Ed,

Have

you

ever

been drunk

in

a

box?

Moe

# 72 AI

I most certainly hope not. I was kinda hoping to go through the rest of my life without ever experienceing it again.

CCC to head off BBB.

Boycotting

Burning

Beheading

Dhimmi cowards.

Moe your boat.

#58 crown_of_feathers

conspiring with another dog handler to try to frighten detainees into soiling themselves

They're probably all bedwetters, too. No wonder they become jihadis; to overcome an inferiority complex.

No.

#73 rayra

He was OCD. Prozac would have helped with that.

Let's try a diagram:

Megalomania

Sociopathy

Pedophilia

Brain of Mohammad

I likes.

#85 godfrey

Good illustration.

One Mo'

#79 Mikey

# 72 AI

I most certainly hope not. I was kinda hoping to go through the rest of my life without ever experienceing it again.

Awww come on...

It could be like a National Geographic special where they show you the b/w footage of newly discovered peeps on some far away island that had not been touched by civilization...

You could be the roving LGF operative that records the various behaviors of moslems for posterity...

#17 Matticus Finch

"Why soitenly!" Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

#12 ibrodsky

Now we know the Three Pillars of what's left of Judeo-Christian civilization.

Not quite (at least in America) but I can understand how the spiritual deadness of the old line churches throughout Europe have for decades given that impression.

Biblical prophecy is being played out in our generation so, as distressing as these events are, they are all part of the bigger picture.

"Those who....must be named and punished..."

Oh burrruther! I see we're back to the good old Commie days when you ratted out your neighbour for priveleges and an extra loaf of bread in the queue. What a future socialism has for you all. RESIST!

What would Mohammad do?

What is Mohammad due?

What is Mohammad doo?

WWMD...Welsh words of mass disruption.

Go to the head of the class...

OT (although not really that far off the mark):

Israel to be next al Qaeda battleground as Zarqawi sets his sights on Zion.

Israel has indicted two West Bank militants for al-Qaida membership, Egypt arrested operatives trying to cross into Israel and a Palestinian security official has acknowledged al-Qaida is "organizing cells and gathering supporters."

Al-Qaida's inroads are still preliminary, but officials fear a doomsday scenario if it takes root.

Palestinians in the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and Lebanon have established contacts with al-Qaida followers linked to Abu Musab al- Zarqawi, the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq, according to two Israeli officials.

Al-Zarqawi has established footholds in the countries neighboring Israel _ Syria, Lebanon, Egypt and Jordan _ and is interested in bringing his fight to Israel, too, the officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because Israel does not want to identify those involved in the issue.

Tuesday's indictment of two militants on charges of belonging to al- Qaida and receiving funds from the group for a planned double-bombing in Jerusalem was Israel's most concrete allegation to date linking al- Qaida to West Bank Palestinians.

The indictment described in detail how the two, Azzam Abu Aladas and Balal Hafnai, met with al-Qaida operatives in Jordan, arranged for secret e-mail exchanges and received thousands of dollars from al- Qaida to carry out the attack. The indictment came just three weeks after Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas told the London-based Al Hayat newspaper that al-Qaida had infiltrated the West Bank and Gaza.

It's nothing that we haven't been warning about for months now. The PLO and Hamas wouldn't mind taking the fight to Israel, and al Qaeda and Zarqawi are crazy enough to try. What will stop 'em?

Finishing the security fence is a starting point.

# 88 AI

Here's an idea - YOU go and record them. I've done enough time there, thank you very much.

Got to be a satire. Right? Right?

“When I saw it I was horrified.”

Translation: I wet myself.

Joseph Goebbels would be smirking.

The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous. - Joseph Goebbels, 12 January 1941, Die Zeit ohne Beispiel

Source: [Link: www.calvin.edu...]

Peacekeeper,

Nothing sets off the MOE alarms like a SHEMP.

Ecumenicism is an absurdity.

If you don't believe in your own religion, which you've made a career of (they are quite exclusive, if you believe what the bible says), how pathetic to then try to lead others who think they are following christianity, in ablution to these barbarians who really do know what they believe. Just convert you pious snivelling excuse for a priest. Islam has beaten you. Now, turn the other cheek,....here comes the sword. bend over...

#95 maddog44

“When I saw it I was horrified.”

Translation: I wet myself.

Although it was more probably like this:

(high falsetto)

Ooh! I wet 'em!

#93 Mikey

# 88 AI

Here's an idea - YOU go and record them. I've done enough time there, thank you very much.

You never ever make return visits?!? Come onnnnnnnn if you go on one would you do it please, pretty please with sugar on top?!?!?

#100 AI

You want to see that?

::backs away slowly::

Contrition - Muslim leaders should be sought out and apologised to, preferably on more than one occasion.

Translation - kick me, I'm a dhimmi.

Containment - Inappropriate material, information and opinions must be prevented from infecting public discourse.

Culpability - Those who allow such material to be disseminated must be named and punished. Whether such dissemination springs from a deliberate attempt to offend is immaterial.

Contrition - Muslim leaders should be sought out and apologised to, preferably on more than one occasion.

Wait, I know I have seen this in a Monty Python skit. Next comes something like::

Then the upperclassmen move their clothes to the lower peg...

#92 lawhawk

Palestinians in the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and Lebanon have established contacts with al-Qaida followers linked to Abu Musab al- Zarqawi, the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq, according to two Israeli officials.

Didn't the Taliban do something like this?

This is a joke isn't it?

My apology to Muslims everywhere:

I am sorry you feel so offended regarding the images of your prophet. I understand how challenging it is to be forced to revere a second rate founder.

If you ever want to upgrade, might I suggest Jesus rather than Mohammed?

· 2000+ years experience

· free Holy Spirit included

· a Savior, not just a prophet

· nicer followers

· wasted no time having sex with teenage girls

· carpentry skills AND parables, all standard

· able to handle mockery, lashings, torture, and crucifixion, and still get up for Sunday brunch

Officer, we have a report of an MOE in progress at LGF & Vine. Please respond. Backup is on the way.

I still say we're missing the true *motive* in regard to these actions. Its not "fear"--instead it springs from the LLL's wrong-headed belief that they are better than the rest of us--and thus must show dumb folks like us how to be "sensitive" and "multicultural".

In support I gave the example yesterday of former President Clinton and his idiocy in regard to the original cartoon fiasco. As a former President, he has nothing to "fear" in regard to his personal safety--it wasn't necessary for him to behave in a dhimmi-like manner. He's surrounded by secret service and will be for the rest of his days, leaving him free to have spoken out bravely as an advocate of free speech. Instead, he made stupid comments condemning the cartoons. His motive was (in my opinion) that he saw the moment as yet another opportunity to prove to the world how "sensitive" liberals can be--and by implication, how stupid us conservatives must be not to see the issue like he did.

OK, just one more

LGF - a MOE in progress

#109 neverpayretail 3/22/2006 12:46PM PST
OK, just one more

LGF - a MOE in progress

Yes, but how will we respond to ourselves....we need to have guidelines about how to handle our MOE(jo).

The recommended CCC response to an MOEMuslim complaint or a potential MOE Muslim whine rests upon three pillars:

C Capitulation.
C Cry about it a lot.
C Cackle-as the dhimis do their thing.

I wonder how then will the UN, Eurobia
and other islamo fascists apologists be able to explain away the stories that are now comming to light from inside the muslim countries

I found an excellent article on a 4 year old girl who was married off and ended up being abused by her 30 yearold husband...

www.jimgoism.blogspot.com

# 16 Kragar

That's what happens when the bureaucrats and politicians fail to deal effectively with a problem ... the grass roots rise up to handle it. Unfortunately this is Europe, where grass roots movements tend to get extremely ugly.

I can't say I support these people, but, well, they're fascists, and we KNOW we can handle fascists.

#28 & #25 Tuna...

The reason he says 'only the english are feared', is in the world of soccer hooligans, the English (not ALL English) are the kings at it. They have the worst sub-group of trouble making fans known. They killed people at a match in Italy many years back. The English fans (all of them unfortunately) are feared on the continent because of this sub-group of sub-humans who like to go to soccer matches and start trouble.

The recommended CCC response to an MOE or a potential MOE rests upon three pillars:

You can add a "C" for "Collectivism", the level of which displayed here is staggering.

It is in fact one of the most un even days the even has had to deal with, is it an omennnnnnnnnnnenm

Containment - Inappropriate material, information and opinions must be prevented from infecting public discourse.

Culpability - Those who allow such material to be disseminated must be named and punished. Whether such dissemination springs from a deliberate attempt to offend is immaterial.

Contrition - Muslim leaders should be sought out and apologised to, preferably on more than one occasion.

They should just call it, preventing freedom of speech, using fear to force people to use the PC terms, and giving into Muslimsterroists.

Anybody who doesn't think time travel is possible, think again, 'cause it sure looks to me like we're nearing 1984.

#110 eschew_obfuscation

Very good question. Sorry for the late response. I ate lunch and gave it some thought. I suggest the following LGF MOE(jo) statute;

Definition
LGF MOE(jo) - to initiate, aid, or abet a MOE (Muslim Offense Emergency),
Note: Islam Offense Emergency is the preferable term. The accident of birth puts all Muslims at a disadvantage, even the ones with the intelligence to reject Islam. The term MOE(jo) is retained for humorous effect, and intelligent people have a sense of humor.

Any attempt on LGF to impede a MOE in progress shall be met with the following actions;

Containment
The impeding comment may receive the fate of Comment #17.

Culpability
The poster of the impeding comment shall be punished. The punishment shall include any combination of (1) recite Aloha Snackbar 1700 times, (2) forced to gaze into the horrible red binder for 17 hours, (3) forfeit 17 months of Zionist checks.

Contrition
The impeding comment shall be subjected to a severe Fisking by lizardoids.

The MOE is sustained by the humiliation-prone class of the umma, egged on by the demagogic imams and other inciters of the humiliation-prone class. Finally, it is the violence-prone class of the umma that provides the edge of the knife of the MOE.

The main feature of the MOE is its unpredictability. For that reason, the occurrence of MOEs have to be regarded as more or less random.

Perhaps organizations should embark on drills for how to react in case an MOE should occur. They could test themselves in computer generated MOE occurrences, and see if they have the right stuff to carry out the 3 Cs: containment, culpability, and contrition.

Perhaps, to set people's minds at ease, insurance companies could come up with policies that cover MOEs and the damage that ensues from an MOE that is unanticipated and not stopped in time with sufficient kissing of the kind referred to in the article by the Daily Ablution.