He's finger-lickin' good!

Perhaps it is descended from Mahomet (PBUH)

And I thought I had weird hobbies.

That "religion" gets weirder and weirder.

Next they'll be auctioning it on eBay.

The two-year-old rooster was set to be turned into chicken soup after its owner, Ibragim Ismatullayev, found it to be extremely aggressive.

That actually supports the thesis of an Islamic cock.

Peacekeeper (#6):

You beat me to it--that's exactly what I was going to say.

If it's "extremely aggressive", it must be related to old Mo. Maybe it's the reincarnation of Mo.

Was it humping all the baby chicks, too?

extremely aggressive...

ummm...yeah.

I'm kinda reluctant to comment on these Allah fish & cocks things, as my fellow Christians often claim to see the Virgin Mary in a oil stain or something, but nonsense is nonsense, no matter what the faith.

Re: "The two-year-old rooster was set to be turned into chicken soup after its owner, Ibragim Ismatullayev, found it to be extremely aggressive."

Extremely aggressive? Sounds like Allah to me. Roasted over a bar-b-que sounds about right to me.

Shiite or Sunni?

So why do they keep burnin' down all the KFC's in their neck of the woods?!
Just when I thought things couldn't get more weird "over there", they surprise me once again.

The wind cries Mary
and the Cock cries Allah

Man converts to Christianity? Kill him.

Rooster "allegedly" crows Allah's (STFU) name and is spared.

There's a "Big Buckin' Chicken" joke in here somewhere.

This sure sounds like a cock-and-bull story.

I don't care what the ground beef says this evening, we're still having meat loaf.

An agressive rooster only speaks once in its life and then it says "allah". There's a lesson in there.

"Did that sound like Allah to you? yes Hehe I think it did."

/but what does it say played back wards. Col. Sanders?

#12 PK

Shiite or Sunni?

Regular or extra crispy?

If it starts rigging egg bombs to get the pigs we'll know for sure.

Damn, I want in on this one. Where can I buy a cockerel that crows Allah? Oh and can they be bred?

I got It NOW

This Is why they hate Kentucky Fried Chicken so much

That bird better not squawk anything other than Allah now or it'll be beaten to death as an apostate.

Soup to nuts.

Must be good...sitting on hands.

You just can't make this stuff up, can you?

Struck with such lunacy, all you can do is throw your head back and roar with laughter.

Sorry realwest

did see your post

ya beat me to it!

LOL

#18 BingoBunny

/but what does it say played back wards. Col. Sanders?

It reveals the secret eleven herbs and spices.

Didn't

Allah value meal comes with two braests in a deep fried Burka, two wings and a drunstick. You get your choice of coleslaw, fries, mashed or falaffel.

Wow, that is impressive.

Well, I haven't actually clicked on the audio link, I'm at work. But is the bird actually saying "Allah"? Really?

Still not as good as the carp that could say 'Tzaruch shemirah' and 'Hasof bah'

#10 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey - Obviously Islam isn't the only "religion" with, uh, some unusal followers.
But I don't recall ever hearing Christians claiming that an animal talked to them or shouted
"Jesus".

This falls under the category:

Ya just can't make these things up!

Arafat's punishment for dying in France... reincarnation as a chicken.

Hat tip who Charles?

:-P

All of the "Please old chap, don't decapitate me." birds are dead.

Things are heating up in France...

A chicken who screams Allah (KMA), you say. Now where have I heard that before?

30 PK

Allah value meal comes with two braests in a deep fried Burka, two wings and a drunstick. You get your choice of coleslaw, fries, mashed or falaffel.

No spork? I gotsta have my spork!

OT:

Having noticed the demonstrations in gay Paree on TV I have to ask:

Has France surrendered yet?

If not, are we starting a pool for the day and time it does?

#20 Peacekeeper

If it starts rigging egg bombs to get the pigs we'll know for sure.

LMAO! Either that or demading all the chickens cover their combs.

36
too funny!
I'm crying

this is so fun
someone, quick, draw another Mohammed comic

I'd like to visit the BBC newsbot factory.

Is that in London? Probably China by now.

you'd cry 'allah' too if some cleric were buggering ya.

now serving chicken nuggets at the allah-snackbar...

Looks like the pollo ain't the only thing that's loco.

Shoal Creek in Austin near 6th Street now expected to rise up to 6 feet over bankful, flooding parts of Austin near 6th Street (where I have been drunk)

NWS Austin-San Antonio (well, New Braunfels) radar loop

Look Achmed, sparing its life does a terrible disservice to Allah..Of course it must want martyrdom and now has been denied! This is a great insult to our Profit (Pis be upon him)! You must strap on explosives immediately and send that holy jihadi into a bus or cafe to gain Allah's favor.

Rooster:"Allah!"
Chicken:"You just said Allah"
Rooster:"I did? Oh,Jesus Christ"

Can ya still fertilize the beets with the Holy Chicken shit?

32 Realwest- in my #31, a Christian Puerto Rican man killed a fish that was speaking to him in Hebrew.

"Welcome to Mohammad Fried Chicken, can I take your order...?"

“Yeah, I’ll take a bucket of extra crispy, and the mashed with gravy – and don’t be cheap with the gravy like last time! – and some of those buttermilk biscuits, too.

And can you make sure it’s not that “Allah!” chicken I’ve been reading about. And none of those “Allah Fish sticks” either. I really don’t want a Fatwa with my take out…..”

My hometown has the Big Chicken, now the 4,748,653rd most holy site in Islam.

#21 southernms: "Oh and can they be bred?"

Dunno, but I'm pretty sure they can be breaded.

#39 hous

Has France surrendered yet?

Whole, different side of the coin for these riots. The folks are protesting a new law that will let employers fire people with less government intervention (currently an employer has to petition the government to let an employee go). France is trying to break the culture of entitlement.

#49 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades
A thousand pardons my friend; I did read your post but couldn't pronouce the Hebrew and so it went out of my suriving memorary like a flash flood just swept through!

But the girls all dig the Jew Fish.

So come on down to Allah's Chicken Barn, where all of our Korans are a buck, buck, buck.

#38 Loppy

No spork? I gotsta have my spork!

KFC doesn't have sporks. In college, a friend's brother attempted to rob a KFC of their sporks with a super-soaker of paint, only to be told that KFC doesn't have sporks. True story.

Love the video.

But why the "Muslims Press Play to watch" beside the video on their web site?
Are infidels not also supposed to wonder at the blessed allah fish?

I personally would like to see one that spells "Arafat".
Now that really would be an Arafish!

#33 Manzanita

Ya just can't make these things up!

Or Stupid Pet Tricks?

Sometimes I wonder if all the Islam-bashing gets to be a litle too knee-jerk here on the right side of the blogosphere. I am probably as guilty of this as anybody else. This is a case in point. Remember the talking fish in New Square?

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

That's a Jewish example. Christians, of course, have the holy grilled cheese sandwich:

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

BTW, Charles. You're embedding of the audio/visual media components has become pretty darned slick!

#60 Yitzchak: those are funny too. And how about the Ganesh statue that gave milk? I think we are equal opportunity jokesters here.

With the Allah-crowing rooster and the Allahfish, we have the option of a Miraculous Surf n' Turf.

Serve with a side order of Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Now that's good eatin'.

Until they find Khadija's visage on a grilled cheese sandwich, I'm not interested.

The music in the background makes it sooo much funnier.

Sushi Akbar!

If I am ever G-d forbid, faced with an Arab terrorist about to kill me, can I say "allah, allah"? and he'll leave me alone?

so now the oceans and all the sea creatures belong to muslims?

While we're on the subject of miricle chickens, if you ever get a chance to visit the small town of Fruita Colorado you'll see a statue of Mike The Headless Chicken.

Mike was famous back in the 1940's for living over 5 months without his head.

At a local radio station here in my neck of the woods, an intern baked some chocolate chip cookies for the staff. One of the on-air personalities noticed that one of the cookies bore a surreal likeness to the visage of Babe Ruth. They put the cookie on E-Bay, and the next day accepted a high bid of $700.00. I'm not making this up, I swear!

the lion that roars "allah"

this link also proves that allah is writing secret messages on eggs, and the backs of our hands. it's true, honest.

2 dead in Hamburg tornado

Stupid fish. Do something miraculous!

/Homer

66 shimra

No I think it would be better if you wore a string of Muslim cocks around your neck to protect it from the Knives.

HE HE HE

#66 shimra,

If I am ever G-d forbid, faced with an Arab terrorist about to kill me, can I say "allah, allah"? and he'll leave me alone?

Yes. Then he'll ask, "are you a Muslim?" To which you should reply: "Of course I'm a Muslim. What kind of Jew would say a fool thing like that?"

#69 Cartman - You have absolutely gotta be kidding me (runs to kitchen to check for ingredient and for old photo of Ty Cobb).
ROTFLMAO!

Damn, a praying chicken. From a chickens lips to Allahs ears; the cock has reverted to Islam!
A noble fowl indeed. If it had quoted extensively from the Gospel according to John, it would be in the pot now.

Here is my favorite fowl diety - Big Buckin' Chicken!

57 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

KFC doesn't have sporks. In college, a friend's brother attempted to rob a KFC of their sporks with a super-soaker of paint, only to be told that KFC doesn't have sporks. True story.

Blasphemy. What good is a heaping helping of KFC mashed potatoes unless eaten with a spork?

#77 Cartman: That ad is hysterical. Whoever came up with it is worth every penny they paid 'em.

So, let's recap, the design on an ice cream dessert container, that looks nothing like the Arabic symbol for Allah, is blasphemous and causes intense seething and whining.

Now, along comes a fish with markings that looks nothing like the Arabic symbol for Allah and they line up for blocks to worship and praise it.

/I don't get it

Man, that fish would look real good next to some hush puppies, fries, and a cold glass of homebrew!

I bet a parrot saying allah would never stand a chance to make muslim news.

#80 Killian Bundy - "I don't get it." And be thankful that you don't!

Worst. Aquarium. Ever.

#79 Occasional Reader

I was watching March Madness on Sunday with my peeps, and that commercial came on. For the rest of the afternoon, every once in a while you'd hear someone in the joint just impulsively break out into the theme! It was friggin' hilarious! It's one of those that gets stuck in your head, and ya can't get it out!

A couple "miracle" blasts from the past:

Hordes flocking to 'miracle' lamb

Palestinians have been flocking to see a lamb which seems to have a birthmark spelling out the Arabic word for God, "Allah", in its coat.

Owner Yahya Atrash, from the West Bank town of Hebron, told Reuters the animal was born on Monday, when militant leader Sheikh Ahmed Yassin was killed.

He told Reuters the timing was "clear evidence of God's existence".

And:

Palestinian Birthmarked With Martyr Uncle's Name

I have a birth mark on my ass that looks like the word ALlah. WHen I fart it says his name.

I must be the holy one.

I have a birth mark on my ass that looks like the word ALlah. WHen I fart it says his name.

I must be the holy one.

#86

Mmmm...lamb chops!

#75 Realwest

I'm not joking! Some Babe Ruth collecter paid about $700 for the damn cookie!

77 Cartman

I missed that one during the hoops...LOL.

The only way to beat it is to eat it. Uhm.

Ah, well, that explains the Burger King ice cream flap. The Muslims couldn't possibly consume an ice cream that says "allah." They were annoyed at having to skip dessert.

BTW what if the chicken was naming his meal? You know, maybe he wanted an allahfish for dinner?

#51 doppelganglander

I'm about 2 miles north of thers now.Down
behind the coke plant.

I'm not liking the background music. The guy singing needs music lessons.

I listen to J-pop theme songs for various anime, and even the theme to Daitarn III sounds better than that...

(but his singing is better than the guy warbling the adhan, I'll give him that much.)

Don't Muslims know that presentation is everything when trying to show a sign to all mankind?

/shaking head

#93 Mike in Georgia: Cool. I live a few miles west of the Big Chicken.

#51 doppel

I don't want to think about anyone praying in front of that thing.

It's a festivus miracle!

For any you Lizards who have ever had to suffer a raving hellfire & damnation tent revival sermon, check this out.

Without the quick finger pointing a doubt I could have picked the poor fish out.

#98

This was meant for the open thread. Sorry

The imaginary idolatry of Catholics plus an ignorant Hill Billy intellect = Islam

Methinks that fish has a lean and hungry look.

/"idolatry of Catholics"?

These folks are absolutely bonkers!

#10

"I'm kinda reluctant to comment on these Allah fish & cocks things, as my fellow Christians often claim to see the Virgin Mary in a oil stain or something, but nonsense is nonsense, no matter what the faith."

Yeah, but I have yet to hear of a priest or a minister agreeing with it, and saying that it's a message from God for everyone to notice and accept, like the imams are doing with the allah fish, etc.

There is somthing fishy and foul with those ropers.
they need a good bird flu fatwa on em!

Charles

When can we have a throbbing Allahfish?

Marian Apparitions of the 20th Century

Isn't this idolatry?

Ha! What a hoot! I thought it looked more like a stylized, horizontal drawing of an ice cream cone! Oh right, that one said allah, too. Never mind...

Talkin' about the fish, that is...

I can't stop laughing!

What? No fish jihad!

Is it not deserving of death to see 'allah' written on a fish? If a Christian saw this first there'd be millions of [bigoted word]s (what else?) rioting in the streets.

LOL!

I hear rednecks saying Allah all the time,as in "Allah y'all git in this house raht now".

Does that mean us rednecks are really Moslems?

Allah your fish are belong to us

Holy Fish Blender

#10
"I'm kinda reluctant to comment on these Allah fish & cocks things, as my fellow Christians often claim to see the Virgin Mary in a oil stain or something, but nonsense is nonsense, no matter what the faith."

#104
Yeah, but I have yet to hear of a priest or a minister agreeing with it, and saying that it's a message from God for everyone to notice and accept, like the imams are doing with the allah fish, etc.

But this is different because this is the word "allah" appearing on things! Have you ever seen or heard of the words "Virgin Mary" or "Jesus" appearing on things? LOL!

Those wacky Muslims!

I would say that I find this hilarious, but I don't want my head chopped off for making fun of their fish and tiny cock ...err, rooster.

This is relevant to this thread - really.

I'm home sick today and was reading this thread. I stopped because I wanted to watch 'Lilo and Stitch' which is one really twisted cartoon on Disney.

In this episode, the villain Gantu was going after an alien experiment. Lilo, trying to save the experiment, uses a catapult at the Elizabethian festival to hurl chicken legs at Gantu's spaceship. The spaceship announces to Gantu 'Warning, incoming poultry projectiles!' as the windows get covered with chicken and Gantu crashes the ship. That had to be Allah chicken!

Gantu later finds Lilo and goes after her screaming 'No one throws Earth fowl appendages at me!'

But it was Allah chicken! He should be honoured.

Canadian Infidel

IowaInfidel

Good afternoon! I haven't seen your nickname here before; probably missed your posts.

You can never have too many Infidels!

(and American Infidel shall lead us..)

Canadian Infidel

Sometimes, I crack me up.

Fish, rooster and even a guy in his sleep saying "I divorce you" three times. What a wondrous religion! [spit*]

#23 kf

That bird better not squawk anything other than Allah now or it'll be beaten to death as an apostate.

Beaten...or choked?

Maybe they can sell it on ebay like the grilled-cheese sandwich of Mary.

Might it be the latest karmic incarnation of Yasser Arafat (a.k.a. the Fish that roared)? Maybe we can ask it what happened to all the stolen loot(the portion that didn't go to keeping Suha in expensive digs and designer duds, I mean).

He looks gefiltelicious.

#125 Hassan bin Laden

From the theme song to "Hair":

I like it grilled, chilled,
Broiled, oiled,
Fileted, sauteed, freshly-made,
Breaded, shredded, pickled,
Pesto’d, pounded, brickled,
Salted, poached and malted,
Au gratin, glazed and almondined,
Served on lettuce, wilted,
And gefilte’d.
Oy vey, can you see
Allah's name on your food?
Time to eat that dude...

what we need is someone to paint "Allah" in the native language on the biggest, fattest pig we can find and then open up allahpig.com

Then see how many come to visit and worship the pig

It is really offensive to compare cickens and fish to Muslims and the Islamic religion.

(Offensive to fish and chickens, that is.)

Why a fish? Why not a goose or a chicken?

/Marx Brothers moment

And I suppose if the fish's stripes were to fade out as he gets older, then they'll have to ceremonially behead the fish for having insulted Allah...

Regarding the fish, here's my modest proposal: Let's feed it to a shark with a picture of Jesus on his dorsal fin.

That video was about as boring as watching a fish in an aquarium. Oh, wait. That was a fish in an aquarium. Never mind.

Someone, with a lot more time and know-how than me, needs to Photoshop the Allahfish with the Arafish. Thanks in advance. I'll check back later for the results.

Whoa... talk about a "man bites dog" story: a small cock with an Islamist syndrome.

Mmmm... Wendy's spicy martyr sandwich.

#10 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

...my fellow Christians often claim to see the Virgin Mary in a oil stain or something...

True enough. Yet another article here at LGF which is more than a bit hypocritcial.

The whole phenomenon of finding religious imagery in dirty windows, grilled-cheese sandwiches, etc. is overwhelmingly a Christian thing.

"Allah Treacher's" ;-Þ

Call the PETA folks, someone used a Sharpie on this fish.

..and all the while I was expecting the fish to blow up or something.