Beware the Invisible Flying Boat of Allah
I have given a name to my fear, and it is the Invisible Flying Boat! (Hat tip: efuseakay.)
TEHRAN, Iran — Iran said Tuesday it had tested what it called a “super-modern flying boat” capable of evading radar. State TV showed a brief clip of the boat’s launch.
“Due to its advanced design, no radar at sea or in the air can detect it. It can lift out of the water,” the television said. It said the boat was “all Iranian-made and can launch missiles with precise targeting while moving.”
“Surrender, infidels, while there is still time!” added the television. “Bwahahahaha!”



