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Raging Paranoia at Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK

Wed, May 31, 2006 at 8:46:26 am PDT

I think I should be flattered by British Muslim advocacy group MPACUK’s completely insane article about the LGF Reuters death threat incident, because they’ve decided there’s no way LGF could possibly be the work of just one superhuman Zionist madman: MPACUK - Breaking News: Calls From Around The World Demand MCB Inayat Be Sacked! Mosques & I-Socs Silent?

Apparently I’m jacked into the central nervous system of the worldwide Zionist machine. Heh™.

MPACUK has always said that Individual Zionists may do some harm to the Muslims, but in reality, any major attack on a Muslim group or leader is co-ordinated, even if it seems like it’s coming from an individual. The attack on Ken Livingstone for example has all the hallmarks of a planned and co-ordinated attack. It may have taken months if not years to plan and organise, the public may have seen a furore around him then, but you can bet your bottom dollar that was the tip of the ice berg.

Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals. No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims.

They are used to frighten, smear and intimidate Muslim groups and individuals that stand up for Israel. [I’m pretty sure they meant to write “against Israel.” —ed.] They target organisations, then isolate individuals within those organisations and then use all their powers on a sustained co-ordinated attack to smash the person and destroy them.

Today we can reveal that Inayat Bunglawala the pro Palestinian Media spokesperson for the MCB was targeted by Zionists around the world since yesterday in an all out campaign to have him sacked from his job. This is how quickly they can mobilise given even the slightest scent of blood. Someone from the same work place had sent an email to a Zionist Blog attacking them. The Zionist machine as organised and well funded as it is, tracked it back to the work place of Inayat.

Now the central nervous system of the Zionist machine sent an alert around the world. Thinking they had him trapped, they launched a world wide campaign to have him sacked. Calls flooded Inayat’s workplace demanding he be sacked for (you guessed it - ‘anti-Semitic!’) emails from around the world, many from the USA flooded in demanding his sacking too.

Call after call from prominent UK Zionist organisations demanded meetings with the organisation to ‘discuss the incident’. The news spread and appeared in the Zionist press from Canada to Israel. (Now you know what we mean by a well oiled Machine!). A Muslim leader was about to fall, and they all knew about it and were relentless.

All you can do is laugh at these clowns, but in truth they’re not very funny at all. Here’s an lgf search for “MPACUK,” bringing up a history of sick antisemitism and hate speech.

(Psst. Don’t tell MPACUK about this. They may believe they’ve discovered one of the astoundingly well-researched dendrites of the Zionist central nervous system, but the terrible truth about LGF just might cause their heads to explode.)

UPDATE at 5/31/06 9:06:49 am:

For the full story: A Death Threat from Reuters (Bumped).

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1 Joel  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:47:35am

More and more evidence (as if we need it) that Britain will no longer be "Great" within a generation.

2 mithrax  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:48:13am

Thats the problem with being a part of a conspiracy, even the muslim interest groups want in on the action!

3 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:50:27am

Heh™!

4 Pitiricus  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:51:21am

Congratulation Charles... You are now part of THE conspiracy...

But seriously, dealing with m,uslims is like dealing with lunatics escaped from their asylum...

5 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:52:24am
Apparently I’m jacked into the central nervous system of the worldwide Zionist machine.

I thought that was common knowledge.

6 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:52:27am

Makers of Zionist Mischief, ARISE!
[Link: www.geocities.com...]

7 j-damn  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:54:04am
worldwide Zionist machine.

They think there must be such a thing to mirror the worldwide Saudi machine or the worldwide Iranian machine or the worldwide PLO machine.

8 Peacekeeper  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:54:05am

Certainly, blogs will be forbidden in the New Caliphate.

9 Kragar (proud to be kafir)  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:54:37am

Look a zionist in the shrubbery! And another in the pantry! Ah, there's a zionist in my liederhosen!

10 Peacekeeper  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:54:53am

BTWMy ZOG check is late. AGAIN!

11 rickmoss  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:15am

Oh NO! The jig is up, they're ON to us!

12 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:19am

WTF are they paranoid about? They've got Britain by the short hairs, after all.

13 clarence  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:29am

In the same sentance they call Charles a nut and the death threat from Rueters a "slip".

14 merav  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:29am

Charles, you know you're busted. :-)

15 American Infidel[deleted]  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:35am
16 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:51am

4 Pitiricus

But seriously, dealing with muslims is like dealing with lunatics escaped from their asylum...

It's even stranger than that. It's like they want to expand the walls of their asylum.

17 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:55:52am

The Ubiqutous Clandestine Zionist Occupied Rovian Mind Meld Machinery strikes again!

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

18 Darwin Akbar  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:02am

It's all due to those computer chips made in Israel - Mossad marinated them in charoset before allowing them to be distributed to unsuspecting computer users around the world..and it is the computers who spy on their owners and report to Lizardoid Central here.

These guys take "paranoia" to a whole new level, don't they?

19 Pastorius  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:12am

I think this is a very important article by Mark Alexander. It is a warning to the world that, if Europe does not wake up and start fighting soon, there is a very real possibility they will revert to their old Fascistic ways.

Warning to Osama.

20 Miss Trixie  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:12am

All I can say is I'm so glad I'm not a muslim since a pre-requisite obviously requires one to think this way.

I thank G*d each and every day I'm not muslim.

21 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:15am

We are all Zionist madmen!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

22 Ringo the Gringo  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:44am
the central nervous system of the Zionist machine


Bwaahaawaah ha ha ha!

23 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:56:58am

#20 Miss Trixie

I thank G*d each and every day I'm not muslim.

Me too, hon.

24 Capt. Queeg  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:57:19am

Those jokers' tinfoil must be beyond its sell-by date...

25 EW1(SG)  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:57:58am
Muslim groups and individuals that stand up for Israel. [I’m pretty sure they meant to write “against Israel.” —ed.]

Your "codespeak" translator is a little off today. They mean standing up for a Judenrein "Israel."

26 zombie  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:58:02am
Most probably they are part of a well funded central network.

Yes, you idiots, we are part of a network: a self-organizing network of "coordinated intelligence" known as the Internet.

No need for "Elders of Zion"-esque conspiracy theories. Just read the latest literature on Network Theory.

Gad, are these people living in the past.

27 Killer Tomato  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:58:38am

Organized and well funded? So how come I'm completely disorganized and doing the paycheck to paycheck thing? Guess I must not be a member of the Zionist Machine. *sob*

28 merav  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:59:20am

#9 kragar,

I'm sorry about that one in your liederhosen. I told all my operatives to stay out of people's hosiery. Zionistic agents are so hard to control these days.

29 paint-right  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:59:23am

Pure projection if you ask me. They accuse others of what they are in fact doing. They have no concept of the free flow of information, independent thought etc etc etc.

/Central planning committee meeting at my house tonight. Don't tell!

30 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:59:37am

#26 zombie

Gad, are these people living in the past.

Waaaaaaaaaay in the past, like 1300 years ago. Backwardass inbred hicks.

31 niallster  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:59:43am

Hey Charles if I'm part of a well funded Zionist organisation where's my cheque damn you?

32 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:00:31am

#28 merav

Mum's the word.

/makes a lip-zipping motion

33 RTLM  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:01:18am

The matrix has them.

We're safely ensconced in Zion.

34 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:01:19am

#31 niallster

The elders are writing it out as we speak.

35 Kragar (proud to be kafir)  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:02:26am

#28 merav

Just make sure the Zionist operative is cute and she can visit my liederhosen anytime.

36 zombie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:02:59am
#31 niallster
Hey Charles if I'm part of a well funded Zionist organisation where's my cheque damn you?

See: the LGF Dictionary:

my Zionist check - The monthly paycheck each LGF minion receives from the vast Zionist secret world goverment. Whenever a particularly unhinged anti-Semite accuses Jews, Zionists and/or neo-conservatives as all being part of a conspiracy to subjugate the world, commenters on LGF will ask why "my Zionist check" is late this month.
37 Eric Cartman's Conscience  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:03:09am

Charles, you may want to reconsider posting pictures of various locales near you - not with these nutbags bantering about. It may be a good time to go "comedy-central/borders/newyorktimes" with some personal editorial decisions. I would not put anything past these angry ingrates.

38 ruddoj  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:03:14am

I guess every LGF reader and poster should feel proud they are now viewed as part of the 'Zionist Machine' that is fighting the Muslim aggression.....

I for one will take that 'insult' as a badge of honor and keep reading and passing on information about the true INTENT of Islam and the 'good vs. evil' battle we are in the middle of...

obviously not one poster or blogger can gather all the information in the world about the 'Muslim violence' (one reason is b/c there is so much of it on a daily basis) but a small army of bloggers who have different news outlets and different perspectives can and do keep the truth on the Blogs....

we (LGF mostly) should be proud when such a critique comes down from such HATE filled people as the MPACUK crowd....

we must be doing something right!

39 niallster  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:03:32am

Thanks Ward. Was getting worried there.

40 EW1(SG)  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:03:52am

#20 Miss Trixie:

All I can say is I'm so glad I'm not a muslim since a pre-requisite obviously requires one to think this way.

While the "conspiracy theory" mindset is particularly characteristic of Arab societies, I think it travels with transmission of Islam to some degree.

41 savage_nation[deleted]  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:04:18am
42 jamgarr  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:04:19am

Charles: "No really, I'm just a part-time nut!"


Also, how funny is this?:

the tip of the ice berg

They left out the tip of the ice stein!

43 Spiny Norman  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:04:28am

All that paranoid ranting and not one mention of the controlled atmosphere chamber under the Denver International Airport. Those dopes really ARE clueless.

44 Pooh  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:04:31am

The completely unbalanced individual who wrote that article needs to be sectioned under the UK Mental Health Act. (Note: Under the Act individuals suffering from a psychiatric disorder can be detained against their will and given treatment)

45 blueroom127  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:04:57am
Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated

It is called intelligence and knowledge, something the cultists of death decided they don't need since they already have headchopping mastered.

46 Abu Maven  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:05:00am

Zionist "well-oiled machine" = a bunch of people who come from all walks of life, all different countries, mostly non-Jewish, but who share in common the following perspective:

The heart of the problem is Islamic aggression, not those who seek to resist such aggression.

47 Tumulus11  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:05:36am

. Phase Two is now complete.
Zionist Automaton No. 11 is clear.
We await orders to begin Phase Three.

. @#$%&*_+= ..(!@$%Humiliation@#$)...~!@#$ %

48 flipflop  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:06:00am

I have to agree that if this political-military movement known as Islam wasn't so dangerous, this article would be hilarious.

49 MIchael in MI  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:06:05am

Ya know, beyond the conspiracy nutball stuff spewing from these morons, this actually puts on full display the differences between Islam and freedom. Freedom places confidence in the potential of an individual to make the right decisions to better his/her life and contribute in a positive way to the world. These people, by their disbelief in the possibility that an individual could be in charge of LGF, show that they cannot comprehend the freedom of an individual and the potential for greatness of the individual. They believe that great things can happen solely by organized groups, or, specifically, great things can only happen if under the Islamic Caliphate.

This is the core difference between the Freedom of Western Civilization which gives freedom to the individual to contribute to the masses in their own way, as opposed to the lack of freedom an individual has under Islam.

50 Ward Cleaver  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:06:07am

By the way - any news from Inandout Bungholewallowedout today?

51 Dar ul Harb  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:06:12am

That's some drama queen right there.

Think Bungwallah wrote it himself?

52 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:06:44am
53 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:07:36am

They, MPACUK, haven't met the nodroG's.

54 Fenway_Nation  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:08:04am

I can't beleive we're organized enough to start spreading a smear campaign against the hapless jihadis and their sympathizers in this world, yet it's never occured to our Zionist overlords to sign all us employees up for Zionist Direct Deposit.

55 merav  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:08:11am

Charles, I don't know if this is relevant or not, but have you seen the report in the Jerusalem Post stating that moderate Abu Mazen is appointing a fugitive as head of his Force-17 "police force?" He's wanted by Israel for his involvement in terrorist attacks. The Palestinians acknowledge this, but they say, not to worry, the wanted terrorist has magically turned peaceful.

It's on [Link: www.jpost.com...] front page.

56 goodbye_natalie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:08:18am
We need volunteers and most of all we need money.

Hey! Hey! You forgot about the part about your prayers! You idiots!

I think Robert Tilton and Jim Baker have finally been able to infiltrate the organization! Our complete penetration is close at hand...

57 flipflop  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:08:57am

As the old military saying and an LGF rotating title goes, you know you're over the target when you start taking flak.

58 Spiny Norman  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:09:42am

Comedy gold.

Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals. No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims.

Really? Didn't they see this:

Fact Checking:
Thousands of Lizardoids

We're an entire army of "nuts" you head-chopping freaks.

59 DesertSage  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:09:45am
A Muslim leader was about to fall, and they all knew about it and were relentless.

So....Bungholewalla was their leader...?

60 Dar ul Harb  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:10:08am

#55,

Of course. The Zionist Machine sees all.

61 TotallySirius  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:10:41am

Why let something as obvious as Occam's Razor get in the way of a good conspiracy theory?

62 Dar ul Harb  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:11:30am

You got to keep up.

63 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:12:03am

#52 taxfreekiller

flip, flop, clop, clop...

64 Killer Tomato  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:12:26am

These guys are nuts - everyone knows you can't overthrow the world without matching baseball hats or something, and when you run a search on Cafe Press for LGF, what you get are Let's Go Fishing t-shirts. (oh wait - is that our cover?)

65 Dar ul Harb  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:12:39am

#61,

Occam's razor is haram. Unless shaving for paradise.

66 bianchi_roadie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:12:47am

I tried to resist the global Zionist conspiracy, but the whitefish salad was just too good.

What is it with conspiracy theories? As much as the nuts try to deny it, it's the symptom of a weak mind. Can't understand something that appears random? Just ascribe it to "your enemies" and viola! Instant justification for your belief system!

67 Spiny Norman  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:12:47am

#50 Ward Cleaver

By the way - any news from Inandout Bungholewallowedout today?

This article looks like he's called in reinforcements.

#51 Dar ul Harb

That's some drama queen right there.

Think Bungwallah wrote it himself?

That's a very good question.

68 zombie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:13:49am

Look! I found a picture of Charles exerting his super-Zionist powers!

69 sanwin  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:14:08am

What, no hat tip ?

70 flipflop  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:14:09am

#63 roger

Hey...I resemble that remark! :-)

71 GregInSeattle  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:14:15am

Well, Charles, you DO get hattips from time to time...

72 Spiritualized  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:15:04am

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the deranged nonsensical ramblings of the so-called moderate Muslim community.

Here's a reminder of when they were caught using imagery from a neo-Nazi website.

73 jamgarr  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:15:04am

#49

Nice post

74 Sleipnir  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:15:47am

Are the freemasons and the extra-terrestrial life-forms in on this one as well?

Proof positive that what the MSM would probably describe as "peaceful mainstream Islamic organizations" are stuffed with people who are as mad as March hares. (Sorry, Bernard Williams, there is no rational Islam out there waiting for a sharp-eyed academic to spot it.)

... the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims.

Let's reverse the truth, MPACUK. Why not?

Of course, that's not so that there is a "Muslim machine", because Muslims couldn't build anything as complex as a machine. But, sure as eggs are eggs, there are Muslims brutalizing innocent populations around the globe as we speak, from Israel to The Serbian Province of Kosovo and Metohija, from France to Thailand.

It's like a revolting bully in a schoolyard. It's always someone else's fault. Well, it ain't.

75 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:15:49am

#26 zombie

Or, "what part of 'self organizing' don't you get?".

76 Timbre  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:16:16am

Bring out the Olympias. Fill the inkstands! Grease those carriages! Splicing tools on the left, carbon rolls on the right! Extra toner and WhiteOut(TM)[not that we need any; we don't make mistakes]. The Zionist Media is ready to roll!

77 Spiny Norman  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:16:20am

#45 blueroom127

Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated

It is called intelligence and knowledge, something the cultists of death decided they don't need since they already have headchopping mastered.

That's quite an admission, when you think about it. Perhaps more of one than they intended?

78 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:16:28am

#70 flipflop, yeh, was partially inspired by you!

They flipflop,,,then comes,,, clop, clop

as tfk was pointing out.

79 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:16:40am

Dublin street musician Zionists playing kick ass Klezmer!

Bwahahaha we are EVERYWHERE!

DANCE!

80 m  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:17:07am

#73 jamgarr

Just wanted you to know that you had me singing "oh Chuck Johnson had a farm" for days!

81 Spiritualized  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:17:19am
Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals.

Indeed, we are very well researched. Thanks for the compliment. Which is why your lies will be exposed time and time again, and why we will prevail.

82 goodbye_natalie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:17:32am

This does help explain why our Zionist military seemed to go through their army like grease through a goose.

83 mich-again  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:17:37am

Part time nuts? Listen pal, I'm a full time nut!

84 coldwarrior  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:18:35am

where to i get my 'zionist machine' bumper sticker?

85 Dar ul Harb  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:18:47am

#74, Sleipnir

extra-terrestrial life-forms

Shhh!

86 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:18:52am

JEWHAD!

[Link: shots.oxo.li...]

87 doppelganglander  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:19:14am

#49 Michael in MI: And there you have pinpointed why the collectivist left feels so comfortable with their future Islamic overlords.

88 storagemanager  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:19:47am

Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals. No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims......( I spend every waking minute looking...finding...Warning...No one pays me..( What a drag---I warn about you people for free!)...Some are awake...

89 mj  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:20:55am

Judging by reasoned MPACUK's response, I'm gonna assume that Inayat Bunglawala was indeed the responsible party who wrote the death threat to Charles.

90 Golden Jerusalem  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:21:11am

Curses!

Does this mean the top-secret compound underneath Denver Int'l Airport has been compromised?

91 jamgarr  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:22:02am

#80 m

Sorry about that.

92 GregInSeattle  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:22:09am

Hmmm. Evidently some Arabs like Israel in the West Bank....

Egypt & Jordan: Israel, PLEASE don't withdraw from the West Bank!

They the prefer stability and peace of Israel over the Moonbattery of the Palis...

93 mich-again  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:22:23am

Oh, I can't wait for the official blogosphere response from Iowahawk.

Or was that Iowahawk?

94 piglet  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:23:41am

cue stonecutter song:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

95 jehu  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:23:43am

The Zionist machine as organised and well funded as it is, tracked it back to the work place of Inayat.

Charles is rich, rich, rich!

96 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:24:33am

#86 BabbaZee

JEWHAD!

Or this?

97 TotallySirius  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:24:36am

I don't know about this Zionist machine but the Muslim excuse/misdirection machine seems to be working rather well......for now.

98 new2thezoo  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:24:37am

You mean that Bunghole guy hasn't been sacked yet? Get out that oil!

99 Golden Jerusalem  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:25:01am

I should be seeing my monthly check from the World Zionist Gov't any day now...

100 merav  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:25:26am

#32, ward cleaver :-)

#35 kragar,
Unfortunately I can't control that. You see, I'm up here in this Mossad satellite controlling the world's finances and media, and there are so many millions of Zionist agents to keep track of, that sometimes the burly ones get out. So that's even MORE reason to be careful of us zionists! :-)

101 godfrey  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:25:27am

baba

Rockin. Bonus shekels to the guitarist for using a Maccaferri.

102 Rednek  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:26:39am
Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals. No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims.

Guess they haven't heard of RSS feeds.

103 BingoBunny  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:26:44am

On the wart of islamic world wide Ubbership.. these groups are like the Klu Klux Klan. they will live in a free country and plot small scale hates.. the real Nazi hate machine is far away from the freedoms they want for them selves.. when the 2 meet these clowns may even fight against it.. then go back to their homes and spout about the "n*****s" they fought with with having all those cushy Red Ball express truck driver jobs. The Klan types are no threat.. just a distraction.. but the threat is still out there and must not be allowed to support Klans of hate from afar. I'd stop all foreign money to national Islamic groups, and not allow them to send money out either.

104 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:26:47am

Obviously they cannot imagine one person capable of performing a 53 mile cycle-of-violence against fascist headwinds.

105 Dr. Mabuse  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:26:52am

I'm still laughing over a comment from the very first thread, saying that "Bunglawalla" sounds like the name of a lazy houseboy a Raj-era Colonel would always be shouting at. "Bunglawalla! Bring me my gin and tonic! And Madam wants a nimbu soda!"

106 BIG  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:27:18am

I'm proud to be a Zionist. Even though I have never set foot in Israel, I am a Zionist at heart.

107 Golden Jerusalem  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:28:01am

Sad But True

Sippin' on a cold 'un...

Half day tomorrow...

Second date on the horizon...

(((wOOt)))

Being an evil Zionist co-conspirator ain't all that bad, you know.

108 EE  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:28:04am
No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do.

Are they calling a death threat merely a "slip"?
Are they admitting that that this death threat came from "a Muslim group"? Are they admitting that Bungie boy was the one responsible for sending this death threat, as the evidence seems to suggest? He is an official of this group, so are they raising alarms among Muslims to come defend this group, instead of letting the perp swing in the wind?

They seem to be excusing death threats by trivializing them as a "slip" that any Muslim group could easily make. I think that they are demeaning Muslim groups -- Muslim groups don't ordinarily send death threats, do they? This MPAC UK seems to have a very low regard for Muslim groups.

109 Geepers  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:28:21am
Calls flooded Inayat’s workplace demanding he be sacked for (you guessed it - ‘anti-Semitic!’) emails from around the world, many from the USA flooded in demanding his sacking too.

OK apart from the fact that this guy really needs an editor that speaks English, how in the world did this loon get "anti-Semitic" from:

I look forward to the day when you pigs get your throats cut....

110 godfrey  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:29:01am
A Muslim leader was about to fall, and they all knew about it and were relentless.

Dead bear, dead bear, dead bear!

111 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:29:18am

I'm proud to be a part time nut in this well oiled machine.

112 Sleipnir  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:29:31am

#92 GregInSeattle

Thanks. Interesting article.

A member of the Israeli delegation at the White House meeting described the U.S. attitude toward the Judea and Samaria withdrawal as "lukewarm," explaining the White House raised a number of concerns, including the possibility a terror entity will be created in the areas evacuated, reservations expressed by Jordan and the effects of the plan on U.S. regional interests.

A possibility? Who'd have thought it?

And it worries other states in the area. What a surprise!

113 ovidius  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:30:25am

i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Well-funded indeed. I have to pick my shoes up from the shoe repair's, but don't have the "funds," I went over budget.

114 Ed Mahmoud abu al Qahool Martyr Brigades  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:30:54am

Despite strong thunderstorms firing just offshore Texas with a mid and upper level low, with even the suggestion of a circulation center Southeast of Port Lavaca, pressures are not falling in the Western Gulf, and tropical cyclone formation isn't likely.


But Hurricane Season starts in a little over 12 hours.

115 Crimsonfisted  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:35:49am
Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched


So they admit we are right? That is some statement.

116 Dave the.....  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:36:08am

As a representative of the Lutheran Machine, I pledge any assistance needed by the Zionist Machine.

117 Mr Kufr  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:37:13am

The Kuffar of the world salute the tentacles of our Zionist bretheren as they snake into the hearts and minds of the Jihadi's.

/Take that mohammedans/

118 frankp_63  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:38:34am

"... the most powerful enemies the Muslims have faced in a thousand years."

For too many Muslims, the most powerful enemies they've ever faced are themselves, their lack of education and self-reflection, their psychotic intolerance, their collective lack of will to stand up to their own religious oppressors and their absolutely pathetic insistence on blaming others for their own failings.

If Jews had never existed, Muslims would have had to invent them.

119 mich-again  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:40:18am

I represent the Zionist machine's skoal-dipping, beer-drinking, guitar strumming caucus. As of now, we have one member.

120 Geepers  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:40:26am

Sleipnir (#74)

Are the freemasons and the extra-terrestrial life-forms in on this one as well?

Most likely.

From the Hamas Covenant:

Article Seventeen:

The Moslem woman has a role no less important than that of the moslem man in the battle of liberation. She is the maker of men. Her role in guiding and educating the new generations is great. The enemies have realised the importance of her role. They consider that if they are able to direct and bring her up they way they wish, far from Islam, they would have won the battle. That is why you find them giving these attempts constant attention through information campaigns, films, and the school curriculum, using for that purpose their lackeys who are infiltrated through Zionist organizations under various names and shapes, such as Freemasons, Rotary Clubs, espionage groups and others, which are all nothing more than cells of subversion and saboteurs. These organizations have ample resources that enable them to play their role in societies for the purpose of achieving the Zionist targets and to deepen the concepts that would serve the enemy. These organizations operate in the absence of Islam and its estrangement among its people. The Islamic peoples should perform their role in confronting the conspiracies of these saboteurs. The day Islam is in control of guiding the affairs of life, these organizations, hostile to humanity and Islam, will be obliterated.

Paranoia and deadly revenge run deep in the islamic mind.

121 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:40:34am

Earth to Moonbat

Highly Illogical!

[Link: www.counterpoint-music.com...]

[Link: www.thyla.com...]


JEWHAD!

122 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:41:35am

♫ Sheckels from Zion..... ♫

123 lastofourkind  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:41:35am

From Charles' secret lab deep underground! this is so funny my sides hurt "zionist machine!" man thats good. into the open with em maybe they'll get mad enough to start facing people instead of hiding like rats,sending the retarded and little kids to do the dirty work

124 Max DarkSide  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:42:06am
We need volunteers and most of all we need money. Training events are being set up around the UK - enrol now ... We currently run on &1000 pounds a month. We are looking for another 100 people who will kindly donate &10 a month; so that we can double the amount we run on every month and thus do much more to defend your rights. Please help us

Hahaa... Just another money making ponzie (or maybe just a pansy) scheme. Sounds like a typical political party fund raising letter...

"Help us stop [the other party here] from [nasty strawman here]. Defend your rights! Send:

_ $50
_ $100
_ $250
_ $1000
_ Other Amount $_________

125 bweep  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:44:03am

It's time to pull the rubber mask of Bungawalla and see .....huh....it's really Mr Bin Laden......and he can say
"Yeah....and I would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for theses pesky Zionists"
Then we can tumble into the brightly coloured Zionist Conspiracy Machine and drive off for another adventure.

Amazing how we must be part of Mossad. I mean if I put a huge plume of smoke over New York City I wouldn't be suprised if I got a hostile reaction from everyday folk from all over the world.

126 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:44:08am

#120 Geepers & Sleipnir (#74)

Are the freemasons and the extra-terrestrial life-forms in on this one as well?

It is only the beginning.

127 Max DarkSide  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:44:13am
The Zionist machine

Why do I keep hearing Pink Floyd... "Welcome to the Machine"?

128 Spiny Norman  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:44:16am

#105 Dr. Mabuse

I'm still laughing over a comment from the very first thread, saying that "Bunglawalla" sounds like the name of a lazy houseboy a Raj-era Colonel would always be shouting at. "Bunglawalla! Bring me my gin and tonic! And Madam wants a nimbu soda!"

It sounds like that because "domestic servant" or "houseboy" is what it actually means. He grew up in Britain, didn't he? I wonder if part of his bitterness is the result of British schoolyard harrassment as a child.

129 Almost_Honest  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:44:49am

Ah! The invincible Jewish "Hive Mind".
Don't anyone tell these cretins that "Borg" is a Jewish name.

130 distwalker  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:47:25am

Out here on the Great Plains of the United States there aren't very many Jewish folks. I have only known a couple in my life. Rare as hen's teeth, actually.

Here is a newsflash for MPACUK: Some of us who hold 21st century Islam in contempt aren't part of the "Zionist machine". In fact, I am not even sure what that would be. (Does it have something to do with that national park in Utah?) We are disgusted with Islam for its tendency to breed fascists, terrorists, misogynists and a medieval mentality that is on opposition to everything we cherish. We don't need a Zionist conspiracy to expose Islamic jackassery, it comes naturally.

131 lastofourkind  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:47:38am

Yeah seriously charles watch yourself man these guys are murderous louts and i've come to care alot about you old boy so keep that head on a swivel.but no fear folks no fear its time to stand and deliver.

132 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:47:46am

#129 Almost_Honest

Don't anyone tell these cretins that "Borg" is a Jewish name.

Why not? I think that would be fun to watch.

133 fireangel  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:48:22am

Raging paranoia.... how *sweet*. Nice to know they're so paranoid. *giggles* Let the games begin.

134 storagemanager  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:48:33am

PA Cartoon: Child Urinating on Lady Liberty

A Palestinian Authority child is depicted urinating on the Statue of Liberty in the May 25th issue of Al-Risala, a Hamas weekly newspaper, reported the Palestinian Media Watch.[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

135 Little Green Wizard  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:49:47am

I buy the story. You are that good Charles that you must have a hoard of lFg colnes at your disposal!

136 storagemanager  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:49:47am
137 piglet  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:50:11am
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down,
there we wept when we remembered Zion.
By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down,
there we wept when we remembered Zion.

Let the wicked carry us away in captivity, requiring of us a song,
How can we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
Let the wicked carry us away in captivity, requiring of us a song,
How can we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?

Instrumental + steel drums

So, let the words of our mouth and the meditations of our heart
be acceptable in Thy sight. Here tonight

138 reggie  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:51:36am

I grew up across the street from Joe Berg, and remember his father, Ice Berg, well.

Those allegations about seeing the tip of Ice Berg were thoroughly investigated in the 80's and authorities could never prove anything.

Joe, on the other hand, showed his tip whenever the opportunity presented itself.

(Disclaimer: All references to real people, living or dead, is entirely unintentional.)

139 Fiery Red XIII  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:01am

Go Zion, Go Isreal, I stand behind you and America...er...To be clear, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Red

140 JammieWearingFool  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:01am

Just wondering. Can an American of Irish descent qualify to be part of the Zionist Machine?

Is there a test?

141 Bad Penny  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:10am

Somebody needs to send these idjits "An Army of Davids".

142 tigger2005  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:27am

The first rule of the Global Zionist Machine is that you don't TALK about the Global Zionist Machine ...

143 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:31am

Fellow Lizzard Borg....It is time to begin the assimilation!

144 sms111  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:53:40am

No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against the Muslims.

What they mean is no part-time person of a Muslim background could do it, and they don't understand the nature of talent and ability that's unfettered by medieval madness and the petty desert culture of 'honor.'

145 Killgore Trout  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:54:47am

Semi OT; Islam = Terrorism
Jordan Islamists slam anti-terrorism law


Jordanian Islamists blasted an anti-terrorism law enacted by the government...

Zaki Bani Arshid, secretary-general of the Islamic Action Front, the political army of Jordan's Muslim Brotherhood Organization, said Wednesday the law was introduced upon American dictates.

"We believe there is no need for enacting such a law and we are convinced that it was introduced in response to American directives hostile to Islam," Bani Arshid told United Press International.
...
The law... deems relations with any terrorist group and organization to be an act of terror, whether through direct action or indirectly through financing.

Recruiting people for terrorist organizations inside or outside the kingdom, and possessing, manufacturing, transporting or delivering any raw material that can be used in the production of chemical weapons for use in terrorist attacks falls under the bracket of terrorism.

The law allows the public prosecutor to arrest persons suspected to be involved in any terrorist activity; place them under tight surveillance; and bar them from leaving the country. It also permits suspects to be detained for two weeks.

No Jihad for you!
/part time nut

146 tigger2005  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:57:06am

# 134 storagemanager

I'm offended.

Let's riot and burn stuff and threaten to behead the cartoonist.

On the other hand, there's times it's tempting to give the Lady back to France. She's just a bit too inviting. Lets in guests who never leave and eat us out of house and home.

147 JammieWearingFool  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:57:18am
No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do

Haven't they heard of minions?

148 greenmamba  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:57:40am

The MPA CUK crew throws about the term "Zionist" with merry abandon (almost said "gay abandon" - whoops).

Someone once asked what was their definition of Zionist and I saved the answer:

MPACUK Moderator: Someone who supports the ideology that the Holy land has to be a racially pure state that extends all the way across the middle east achieved by ethnic cleansing.
149 JEGjr  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:58:27am

And of course, just like the cartoon jihad, where the big problem wasn't that crazed muslims were KILLING PEOPLE over CARTOONS, but that cartoons were printed (Oh my!)... same thing here: not that a man posted a DEATH THREAT!.... but that he might lose his job... (Oh my again)

150 Geepers  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:59:13am

Roger (#126),

Ah yes, the old Alien Head Found Inside Duck ploy.

Hopefully the islamists will never figure out that the "bird flu" only effects followers of the last prophet.

151 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:59:32am

Am I allowed to be part of a Zionist machine if I am not Jewish? I am not a member of any of those other groups mentioned like the Freemasons, Rotary, etc either. I just want to belong. Please, Please let me join.
[sobbing}, /looking down at feet with a tear in the corner of my eye, aimlessly kicking the dirt, with lower lip quivering
Please

152 Beagle  Wed, May 31, 2006 7:59:50am

Do not discuss the Illuminati, Freemason, Zionist, Bildeberger, Lion's Club, Rotary, Knights of Colombus Conspiracy™, which DOES NOT EXIST!

153 steve young  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:00:18am

I am now building a new, even more powerful Zionist machine to further infiltrate the enemy. My monthly check has just arrived which allows me to continue this important work.

154 piglet  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:00:37am

We are the mighty army of the schnooks!


To use the colorful local vernacular, what kind of a schnook do you think I am?
Who's going to build a road up these cliffs in a week?
The schnooks, Capt. MacAfee.
The army of the schnooks.
155 Max DarkSide  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:02:35am

#130 distwalker

Here is a newsflash for MPACUK: Some of us who hold 21st century Islam in contempt aren't part of the "Zionist machine". In fact, I am not even sure what that would be.

ya, I had to read about it at Wiki to refresh my memory. I guess we are all just cogs in the gears of the Zionist Machine. Then I started reading the anthropological history. Interesting that the earliest recorded inhabitants of the region were The Mousterian Neanderthals at around 200,000 BC, followed by the Kebarans, guys running around with sharp stones stuck in sticks. [quickly wandering off topic...]

156 Paco from Sefarad  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:03:51am
... in an all out campaign to have him sacked from his job. This is how quickly they can mobilise given even the slightest scent of blood. Someone from the same work place had sent an email to a Zionist Blog attacking them. The Zionist machine as organised and well funded as it is, tracked it back to the work place of Inayat.

So, he does work for Reuters!

157 Miss Trixie  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:05:13am

greenmamba

MPACUK Moderator: Someone who supports the ideology that the Holy land has to be a racially pure state that extends all the way across the middle east achieved by ethnic cleansing.

Where DO they get this sh*t? Jebus.

And speaking of sh*t, You Don't Know Jack Schitt

And neither do mulims.

;p

158 Killer Tomato  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:06:35am

#146 tigger2005

On the other hand, there's times it's tempting to give the Lady back to France. She's just a bit too inviting. Lets in guests who never leave and eat us out of house and home.

Reminds me of the old SNL sketch - "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".

159 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:06:41am


Religion of Peace in London

[bigoted word]s Devouring Europe
(UK/SkyNews piece)

The Sword of Islam

And they think WE are the problem?


We,
The Intergalactic Federation of Zionist Mischief Makers,
will NEVER let this happen in America.
NEVER!

Be Warned!
Be Paranoid!

WE SEE YOU!

160 Buck  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:08:34am

Anyone who read Inayat Bunglawala's article, and the comments would be fully aware of the scandal.

What they are saying is that only a handful of muslims read the article.

Inayat can't be a very popular Palestinian / Muslim leader if that is true.

I don't think that is true at all....I just think you don't hear defence from other Muslim leaders because there is really nothing to defend. Perhaps calling for the death of Zionists is not really considered a crime, it is more like a greeting. Like "Have a nice day...."

161 formercorpsman  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:09:04am
central nervous system of the Zionist machine

Hey, does that thing come with a Hemi?

162 littleoldlady  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:09:31am

Iceberg...Goldberg...what's the difference?

/punchline for a very old joke
//no, I don't remember the joke because I'm very old, too!

163 Silhouette  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:10:50am
No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do.

"Slips" by Islamic groups aren't exactly like a rare and elusive species of bird. "Spotting" something that occurs half a dozen times a day and usually involves hideous bloodshed and angry mobs ain't 'xactly difficult.

Perhaps it is the technology that confuses them.

Quote from a Muslim, sometime just after Gutenberg's little invention:

Infidel monks are too productive. No one monastary could possibly prduce 100 copies of their Bible in one week.

Quote from a Muslim, a few years after Kitty Hawk

No one could make it from America to Europe in a few days. They must have identical twins living in each place.

And today

Zionist lawns are too well trimmed to be the work of one individual. No one man with a scyth could cut every blade of grass in one afternoon.
164 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:11:39am

#161 formercorpsman

Why yes! It does!

The Hemi-Powered Zionist Occupied Rovian Mind Meld Machinery is currently in the hands of The Chosen Hemi-Heads.

165 Little Green Wizard  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:11:59am

#12 Ward Cleaver

WTF are they paranoid about? They've got Britain by the short hairs, after all.

If there was just one Jewish person on the entire planet, they would still be worried of the conspiricy.

As it is we are but 0.2% of the worlds population.

166 TS  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:12:26am

Poor things, they have the same psychosis that Muhammed did. May they have a work accident!

167 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:13:21am

164 BabbaZee

Your wit is needed on the top thread. We're trying to figure out how to moon Reuters over the internet.

168 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:14:18am

Beware the tentacular, iron vise like grip of the Part-Time Nuts of Zion!

All Hail The Meshugganuts!

169 greenmamba  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:14:26am

#162 littleold lady

no, I don't remember the joke

Did you know that Jews were responsible for sinking the Titanic?

I thought it was an iceberg ......

170 BabbaZee  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:15:57am

167
ROTFLMZIAO.

Zionist minion #1118
reporting to thread #1...


6
2
and
even.
Over and out.

171 formercorpsman  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:16:00am

#167

Very good, very gooooooood.

172 littleoldlady  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:19:04am

#169 greenmamba,

Close, but no banana! Thank goodness AlGore invented the Internet so I can look up all the things I've forgotten in my old age...

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg...what's the difference?"

173 Crusader  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:19:55am

I'd like a t-shirt that says "I'm part of the Zionist Machine".

174 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:21:45am

Tip of the iceBERG goldBERG JewBERG...it's all the same.

/passing around the MuslimCuck bong....

175 greenmamba  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:22:06am

Good one littleoldlady - I'd forgotten that version having heard the simple one first.

Yours is better.

176 Dr. Mabuse  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:22:50am

#148 -

The MPA CUK crew throws about the term "Zionist" with merry abandon (almost said "gay abandon" - whoops).

My mother used to use that term a lot - "gay reckless abandon" it was, in her day. Another perfectly good expression gone to pot. Probably came from Shakespeare, too, like "one fell swoop".

177 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:24:33am

Yeah, baby...I'm a WELL OILED ZIONISTA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

178 Boot Hill  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:25:08am

why is it when he speaks of a well oiled machine, I get the image of Will Ferrill oiling up to wrestle the Ladies Man....

that's just not a pretty picture.

179 Occasional Reader  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:26:08am

"Well-researched"... hmm... so, MPACUK, is that a tacit admission that Islam isn't a religion of peace? After all, that's what LGF's research, ah, tends to show.

And by the way, MPACUK, I categorically deny those rumors that I meet with Karl Rove every Thursday at 9 pm for Texas Hold 'Em/Zionist World Domination Planning Night. Nuh-uh, totally untrue.

180 hornet  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:26:15am

Avast ye muslim followers of the koran. Be very afraid of the wrath of the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, along with us Christians who love and pray for Israel and the Jewish people UNCONDITIONALLY. We all follow CJ, President of LGF's instructions to the letter. We keep no secrets from each other. So followers of Mo, be paranoid of us all.

181 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:26:57am
Today we can reveal that Inayat Bunglawala the pro Palestinian Media spokesperson for the MCB was targeted by Zionists around the world since yesterday in an all out campaign to have him sacked from his job. This is how quickly they can mobilise given even the slightest scent of blood

Blood? Did someone say BLOOD? I need some more gentile blood..I'm baking cookies this afternoon.

How did they find out that "Charles" is really 400 BAZILLION HARD CORE ZIONAZIS, with Karl Rove T-shirts and sillicone breast implants, living on the hilltops of Judea?

182 RC neo-Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:27:55am

Hey - how come I have to do my own cunning Zionist research for my blog? Where's the rest of this well oiled international machine to do all the work for me?

And where's my cheque?!

183 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:29:27am

177 WriterMom

Yeah, baby...I'm a WELL OILED ZIONISTA.

That sounds positively pr0nographic......

184 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:29:42am

LGF: The central nervous system of the Zionist machine.

Someone make me a t-shirt!

185 Occasional Reader  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:29:59am

#178 Boot Hill:

when he speaks of a well oiled machine, I get the image of Will Ferrill oiling up to wrestle the Ladies Man


Okay, the image I get is a little different, but to each his own...

186 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:31:19am

#183 Earth2Moonbat

How it sounds? You should see how it looks!

Heh™

187 RC neo-Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:31:27am

#181 WriterMom

Blood? Did someone say BLOOD? I need some more gentile blood..I'm baking cookies this afternoon.

You can have some of mine if you like. It's Catholic-flavoured, which adds a certain piquancy to cookies. (Maybe it's all the booze we enjoy.)

188 Silhouette  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:31:40am
for (you guessed it - ‘anti-Semitic!’) emails

He puts it in quotes to indicate it is a ridiculous charge.

Reality: Bungy is charged with making a death threat to an America, and the first thing he says in response is (paraphrasing), "It wasn't me. It was Jews." Now why would anyone suspect him of anti-semitism?

189 Little Green Wizard  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:35:40am

I've been thinking...

This is GREAT news!

You know what this means? We are making a difference and the they [MCB] are so afraid they are attempting to daemonise us (again). Seriously though, I think they are truly afraid.

Perhaps we should take their advice and move up a gear.

190 Andrew Ian Dodge  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:36:55am

Charles basically the headline is unnecessary. That lot do paranoia on a professional scale. They see Islamophobia everywhere.

191 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:37:38am

#187 RC Neo Jew

Oh! Delightful. I have a special infidel recipe that I want to try out this afternoon. Oatmeal and 72 Raisin Cookies....with your blood-they will have that extra little kick to them.

192 Occasional Reader  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:38:43am

#187 RC neo-Jew:

Whenever I eat Catholic cookies, I immediately feel guilty.

193 WriterMom  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:39:28am

MPACUK = MPCUCK

MPCUCK

MPCUCK

Just a little toilet humour to get things rolling....

194 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:39:59am

191 WriterMom

I have a bottle of Morman 1898 stored away in my basement. Kinda nondescript, but flavorful.....

195 Boot Hill  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:40:05am

#185 Occasional Reader

Personally, I prefer your brand of oiled machine.

Actually, I think this guy, and several of the MSM are pissed because finally people who can actually THINK for themselves and share information can come together to do so. People have an alternative to the slanted garbage that is spewed out daily by these clowns.

So, if broading my world view and not relying on the MSM makes me a cog in the well oiled Zionist machine, so be it.

196 vdh in '08  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:40:51am

If "Now you know what we mean by a well oiled Machine" isn't a rotating title, I don't know what is.

197 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:41:05am

Goes well with oily Zionistas, though......:-P

198 Silhouette  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:46:35am

But is the oil some of that sweet, sweet stolen Iraqi oil George got for us?

199 Beagle  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:47:28am
200 right wing zephyr  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:48:02am

WE should open up a dialogue with them immediately.

201 Sleipnir  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:48:31am

#176 Dr. Mabuse

A Google search on "with gay abandon" finds this:


"Pixie, goblin, elf and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray
With gay abandon skip and play."

It's part of a Victorian rhyme for Halloween

Maybe that is the origin of the phrase - unless the rhyme was using a phrase already in use even then.

I hope the pixies, goblins, elfs, and sprites were not carrying out a Zionist plot at the time. It strikes me they may be in on it, too.

202 right wing zephyr  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:49:07am

Oh Wait... some of them are reading this blog.

Dialogue away with those evil bastards.

203 big L  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:49:32am

They Islams are so totally, fer sure, like the Borg. Reisitance is futile, we will absorb you, we are the borg. So the y think and say and act.
In the islam world, there is no individual effort. Sure Charles can't be running this whole thing himself, they think. He is. and we can help some too. It also helps that he is a genius.

(but sh-h-h-h, use the "inviso-text" type,
next time, Charles, forthe secret instructions like #47 related--sh-h-h-h-h)

204 greenmamba  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:51:30am

#157 miss trixie

ROFL

205 armytramp  Wed, May 31, 2006 8:58:37am

I'm not Zionist. I'm not even Lutheran.

206 big L  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:04:57am

37-eric--fortunately, Charles transports to his home in a nitrogen filled chamber under the Denver Aiirport...where he is way prrotected....

207 zulubaby  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:06:05am
superhuman Zionist madman

LOL! That's how we love you, Charles.

208 Spiritualized  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:14:29am

These muppets really have no shame, the quote they use in their article is from one of mohammed's chief headchoppers:

"What an excellent slave of Allah: Khalid bin Al-Waleed, one of the swords of Allah, unleashed against the unbelievers!"
[Prophet Muhammad, (may Allah bless him and grant him peace), Tirmidhi and Ahmad from Abu Hurayrah, Sahih Al-Jami' Al-Saghir No. 6776]

"My men love martyrdom more than your men love life" - Khalid Bin Waleed

Where have I heard that before? Why is it that when "Palestinians" are quoted they sound exactly like degenerate 7th century savages?

209 VetteMan  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:15:05am

Reading the MPACSUK's article, I couldn't help but wonder if they were talking about CAIR in the US? What they describe is exactly what CAIR does to individuals that speak out against islam. They use their broad membership to hone in and attack anyone that speaks the truth about islam, going after their job, etc. Of course, speaking the truth and death threats are entirely different things.

Is it the pot, or the kettle that is black?

210 maryatexitzero  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:15:44am

There is a definite resemblance between Inayat Bunglawala and Mr. Bean.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

211 Sil  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:16:54am
This is how quickly they can mobilise given even the slightest scent of blood.

Don't make the Lizardoids angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

Next up on the Central Nervous System of the Zionist Machine: a virtual tour of Bungswallow's house, a listing of what CDs he has in his vehicle, a complete itinerary of his movements for the past year, and his shoe size.

212 Silhouette  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:22:41am

Which raises the questions,

Who is the kidney of the Zionist Machine?

Who is the pulminary system?

Who is the ear drum?

Who is that little pinch of skin on the very tip of the elbow?

213 Little Green Wizard  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:30:45am
#77 Spiny Norman
#45 blueroom127
Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated

It is called intelligence and knowledge, something the cultists of death decided they don't need since they already have headchopping mastered.

That's quite an admission, when you think about it. Perhaps more of one than they intended?

It was just a slip... dammit you, you you... evil ZIONIST SCUM!

;)

214 Roger  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:38:25am

MPACUK, well-researched is out of your grasp? Actually if you took the time you might be surprised how well-researched would influence your thinking.

215 goodbye_natalie  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:41:41am

Sorry, OT

Looks like raging paranoia is the theme of the day. Don't like what the global warming messenger says? Just fire them.

They don't think these hurricane guys can really be more qualified to pass judgment than Al Gore, do they?

Global Warming

216 Yngvai  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:42:09am

Not that I have anything to add to the thread, but I didn't realize that merely posting here would cause me to be labelled as a participant in the Zionist "conspiracy". Anyone from the MPACUK who's taking notes, make sure you add my name to your list!

/pro-American
//pro-Israel
///pro-Zionist
////pro-slashy

217 Super Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:51:24am

More amazing than our ability to spread news of any little "slip-up" (read "death threat") around the world (good thing we Zionists have exclusive access to this crazy "world wide web" thing. Because apparently internet access and the ability to trace an IP address shows how "organized and well-funded" we are. I mean, I can think of other examples - you know, ones that don't suck. But whatever floats their boats, I guess), is our ability to make Muslim interest groups act completely insane, calling us an evil conspiracy for expressing outrage when an employee of a major news agency starts e-mailing death threats (or, in MPACUK's terms, "a Muslim leader under attack by a well-oiled Zionist machine that quickly mobilizes at the slightest scent of blood"). Also, death threats aimed at Zionists are no longer anti-Semitic. (I guess "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" wasn't anti-Semitic either, it was just anti-Zionist!) Man, these people are nucking futs, but it's fun to watch. And again, I'm sure this insane response isn't their fault, but part of our top secret international Zionist mind control technology. Dance, puppets, dance! Bwuhuhahahahahahahaha!

...but perhaps I've said too much.

218 Baldy  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:51:37am

London's Police force used to advertise on their website. I have a jpeg of the ad. I kept posting here about it, and then it went away. OT: Muslim Group to Indocrinate Children in UK Schools

It will raise concepts that Muslim leaders in the UK often claim are misunderstood like jihad which is often portrayed as the principle underpinning suicide attacks but which the majority of Muslims see as a peaceful struggle for faith in Islam.

The UK is doomed if they don't stop this foolishness.

219 RC neo-Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 9:53:04am

A good new well-researched, centrally co-ordinated, scarily cunning (at least to paranoid members of MPACUK) Zionist blog.

I joined the Israeli underground LECHI at age fifteen. This blog gives my thoughts on what happened back then, what's happening now and on Zionism and Israel in general. I hope you enjoy reading this blog.

Never mind the research - he was there.

I was born and raised in Israel. My relatives were nearly killed by an unprovoked Arab attack in Nablus 1929. Three of my friends were killed out of 40 members of my kibbutz near Gaza in less than one year. The UN did not allow us to receive one of the bodies of my friends because it was badly mutilated. More than a quarter of my classmates died in the various wars the Arabs initiated against Israel. Did the Israelis ask for that? They accepted the UN partition, the Arab did not. And still do not accept the existence of Israel.

Worth reading.

220 EE  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:08:30am

#218 Baldy
"jihad which is often portrayed as the principle underpinning suicide attacks but which the majority of Muslims see as a peaceful struggle for faith in Islam"

According to Bernard Lewis, jihad has been understood, over the centuries, to mean armed struggle for the defense or the expansion of Muslim power.

If the weird claim is made that the majority of Muslims regard jihad as a peaceful struggle for faith in Islam, why not conduct a poll to see which is the way that Muslims today interpret the word jihad: peaceful struggle for faith in Islam, or armed struggle for the defense or the expansion of Muslim power?

There is so much self-deception in the infidel world, it is mind boggling.

221 Super Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:21:18am

#220 EE

I'd like to clarify, if I may. While it seems the distinction has blurred in our times, jihad referred to defensive conflict (i.e. defending land which Muslims had rightfully earned through theo-imperial conquest... hey, is theo-imperial a word? It should be. Dibs on the trademark! I mean, it's not as clever as "Jordyptians," but what are you gonna do?) Now, the actual conquering was a different type of war (the kind the Ottomans were famous for), called Ghaza. Hence, when most of us use words like "jihadi" (and terrorists would probably think of themselves as such), really, we mean to say "Ghazi".

That being said, terrorist attacks against people in countries that were once part of Dar al-Islam (for example Israel, or Spain), might be considered a form of defense (you know, the kind of defense you use to protect yourself from crowded cafes and busses full of unarmed civilians), and hence, referred to as jihad.

Also, jihad DOES carry the connotation of the internal moral struggle faced by each Muslim. So for a Muslim who isn't completely batshit insane, they may use the word in this sense. Of course, the word has become so politically charged that a Muslim who is both sane and not an idiot would probably choose his or her words more carefully, so as to prevent any ambiguity. And as always, the empty cans rattle loudest.

222 edr  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:32:00am

Hmmmm.

Is it just me or is the name "The Zionist Machine" an exceptionally good name for a heavy metal band?

223 Earth2moonbat  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:43:22am

#220 EE

According to Bernard Lewis, jihad has been understood, over the centuries, to mean armed struggle for the defense or the expansion of Muslim power.

And they have a funny way of defining "defense". Any land that's ever been ruled by a Caliph is always theirs, thus in need of "defense". Thus Spain needs to be recaptured as a defensive matter. Like cats urinating all over the world to mark their territory.

224 Merovign  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:43:39am

#215 goodbye_natalie

There seems to be a pretty heavy campaign on that right now.

Fortunately, it's based on a string of lies (outrageous distortions like the "hockey stick," lies like "consensus" "unanimous" and "no serious researcher" lead the list), it actually presents no useful solution (other than medievalist utopian fantasies like depopulation, or grossly self-interested calls for mass research grants to find the "magic answer" as if hundreds of thousands of people weren't working on it already).

Unfortunately, the MSM is buying it hook, line, sinker, rod, reel, tackle box, and copy of Field and Stream.

There is a debate going on about the nature, extent, and desirability of Global Warming and whether human input has any serious effect, what that effect it, and how it might be altered.

One side has spent just about the entire time trying to shut down the debate and deny it's happening. That's a bad thing to the extent they succeed.

I guess the good thing is they've been crying "debate over!" for decades and it's not over yet.

225 laserjock  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:46:11am

It's amazing how a billion people can be so impressed and enthralled by the idea of a few million Jewish participants in some sinister and omnipotent Zionist conspiracy.

Sometimes I think that without the strawman of a Zionist machine out there, the Islamists wouldn't have much to talk about and eventually, in the quiet of some makeshift dining room, the nihilism of their lifestyle and worldview is finally grasped and realized.

226 EE  Wed, May 31, 2006 10:59:19am

#221 Super Jew

Technically, you are correct that jihad can mean the "greater" jihad (as opposed to the "lesser" jihad). And historically, Sufi Muslims have tried to make jihad understood as an internal struggle.

But the wahhabis have made jihad to mean only armed jihad, and they have essentially eliminated any other kind of jihad from wahhabi Islam. And the Wahhabis have been very dominant in spreading their version of Islam.

Certainly a friend who is a wise old man, and who is Muslim, only regards jihad as being armed struggle akin to crusade in the military sense. He is against fanaticism, and he is against jihad. And he is as liberal as anybody could expect. So, sorry, I don't buy the idea that the majority of Muslims today consider jihad to mean anything except armed struggle for Muslim power.

I am speaking about the majority. Is that what you were referring to, or were you referring to exceptional views?

227 Tim in PA  Wed, May 31, 2006 11:11:52am

Don't give up the game, Charles, I think we got the long end of the stick on this one. We get them quaking in their boots (sandals?), afraid of the Zionist Machine, without actually having to do any of the conspiring, spying, and ne'er-do-welling that goes along with your typical Zionist Plot.

Who knows, LGF might end up as the Rovian-boogeyman for the jihadis.

228 Judith  Wed, May 31, 2006 11:22:12am

I don't know. I think my laugh meter is off today. I can't laugh at this because I keep seeing Jews dead in the street because of this kind of thinking.

Must be that watching of Honest Reporting's Obsession Monday. These clowns are starting to to get to me.

229 rayra[deleted]  Wed, May 31, 2006 11:29:29am
230 ploome hineni[deleted]  Wed, May 31, 2006 11:52:13am
231 Super Jew  Wed, May 31, 2006 12:33:00pm

#226 EE

See, I would have thought an existential jihad the more mainstream interpretation of the term. But the whole thing has been so politicized, you're probably right. As far as the far-reaching influence of Wahabism, there's no doubt about that. The Saudis of course fund all kinds of madrassas and Islamic foundations. And we all saw that article not too long ago about the modified "hate-free" curriculum being used in a lot of schools. Perhaps someone would be nice enough to link to it here? I'm too lazy to look it up.

The main thing I wanted to point out was the jihad/ghaza distinction, because originally, jihad referred to defense, which any sovereign state has a right to. Of course, depending on the time and place, a dhimmi looking at a Muslim cock-eyed could be deemed an "attack" against which the Muslims would have to "defend" themselves by wiping out a Jewish village.

Imagine what a different world we'd live in if Sufism became the predominant Islamic philosophy, and Wahabism had never reared its ugly head.


#229 rayra

That reminds me of a classic joke...

A Jewish guy walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese guy and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the
Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jew replies. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's
the difference?" And the Jew sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jew and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's
the difference?"

232 Buckeye Abroad  Wed, May 31, 2006 1:55:39pm

#225 laserjock

... the Islamists wouldn't have much to talk about and eventually, in the quiet of some makeshift dining room, the nihilism of their lifestyle and worldview is finally grasped and realized.

I think the same regarding most EU publications and President Bush. Without him they wouldn't have half as many things to harp about, but then maybe they would start examining thier own elected officials. Me thinks that is the last thing they want to happen.

233 kevin the ox  Wed, May 31, 2006 2:20:28pm

Incompetent Muslim idiots. Every word out of their mouths increases the public image of either their bloodthirstiness or their stupidity.

We could probably never say another word about them and they will still self-destruct, choking on the vomit of their own public relations disasters.

How do they think anyone can take them seriously? They're ridiculous!

234 D'kian_  Wed, May 31, 2006 2:27:51pm

I know no one will read this, but here is goes anyway:

Our esteemed host is very active and prolific, but far from astonishingly so. Any one man who makes a similar effort will get similar reults.

Of course, Charles, like all bloggers, gets tips from readers (see the many hat tips). I assume he checks these out and posts them. I know he ackowledges the tip (again, see the hat tips).

Finally, Michelle Malkin has also been accused of posting too much on her blog. This goes to show that leftards are not only unhinged, but also very lazy.

235 Carridine  Wed, May 31, 2006 3:53:18pm

YO! Now for your dissecting and refuting pleasure, an MP3 post at Brain Surgery With Spoons, about PRECISELY THIS thread-subject:
Islamazoid inability to focus!

236 Elle Plater  Wed, May 31, 2006 4:39:44pm
any major attack on a Muslim group or leader is co-ordinated, even if it seems like it’s coming from an individual. The attack on Ken Livingstone for example has all the hallmarks of a planned and co-ordinated attack


Ken Livingston is Muslim? That explains alot then.

237 Elle Plater  Wed, May 31, 2006 4:55:11pm
No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do

Dont they mean 'keep up with every' slip by a Muslim group.

238 prospero  Wed, May 31, 2006 6:28:20pm

#237

Beat me to that comment by thismuch. Catching Muslim groups in a "slip" requires about as much careful attention as catching raindrops during a thunderstorm.

Sheesh.

239 David2  Thu, Jun 1, 2006 12:31:44am

I just knew that terrible picture was going to come up when I hit the truth. It's awesome. It's terrifying. It's the answer to all the worlds problems. Bow down, infidels. And face in any direction. Progress leads to convenience. You will find it refreshing once you have been deprogrammed.


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