Another Day in Paradise

Charles Johnsonfollow me on twitter
Thu Jun 8, 2006 at 7:36 pm PDT • Views: 318

As an Al Qaeda martyr, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is entitled to 72 virgins in Heaven, the same 72 for all eternity, miraculously re-virginized at the beginning of each day, forever and ever: Zarqawi Dead; Most Beautiful of His 72 Virgins Light Candles, Put on KennyG Album.

UPDATE at 6/8/06 8:28:09 pm:

I know. I should have warned you. BELATED WARNING: very politically incorrect link above.

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