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Sun, Jul 23, 2006 at 6:18:17 pm PDT

Shortly before 1 pm this afternoon, a visitor from Britain using a DSL account at UKOnline discovered Little Green Footballs by following a link from our RSS feed to this post, featuring photos of unabashed Hizballah supporters demonstrating in London: lgf: London Muslims: ‘We Are All Hizballah’.

What he saw moved our British visitor to find our contact form and send two messages, both with a Hotmail address that’s probably phony.

The first, at 12:55 pm, had the subject line: “protest”.

get a life you racist scum, you evangelicist scum.

Short, sweet, and to the point. No idea what the point is, but you almost have to admire the heartfelt emotion. Almost.

Our British admirer spent the next three minutes bashing away at his keyboard (somehow, I’m sure this one’s male) and sent the following message (also with the subject line “protest” — too angry to think of something new, I guess), at 12:58 pm, running the gamut of possible jihadi emotions in an absolutely brilliant stream of consciousness rant, concluding with the mandatory long string of exclamation points trailing off into ones as he prematurely lets go of the shift key:

just by reading some of the post on this blog, shows how arrogant, rasict and bloody pathetic some people are. These scum are thos that have never spoken to a muslim, never interacted with a muslim, yet they chat out of their backside. Just like this racist site which you call a news site. Then you wonder why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs. Go and wipe the backside of israel, because its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle which is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation. so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves. go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha. Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There are probably a couple of new rotating titles in there.

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1 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:20:24pm
Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

At least he's a polite dolt.

2 imploder  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:20:30pm

I wonder if the author was a peaceful muslim?

3 Maui Girl  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:21:02pm

Can't spell worth sh*t either. Moron.

4 Cato the Elder  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:21:39pm

The argument that being anti-jihad or, let's be honest, anti-Islam is the same as racism never fails to delight me, because it's so easy to refute.

As for "interacting with Muslims", I could tell this cute little bugger a tale or two.

5 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:21:43pm

Sometimes, only a picture can get the message across.....

6 Americain  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:22:05pm

At least we don't wipe our backsides with a rock.

7 Beagle  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:22:06pm

I'm the King of Wierods.

8 Jack Reacher  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:22:38pm
go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you.

Blow me up, chop off my head, yeah. Eat me? I hadn't considered it.

That's not to say they haven't.


...racist scum, crusaders and wierods

Not a bad name for a rock band, although I'm a bit unsure on the meaning of "wierod." Isn't that a suspension part on a car?

9 Carridine  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:24:29pm

Count ME among these LGF "weirods"...

Haw-awb-hwa!

Karridine

10 Cartman  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:24:59pm

The sheer ignorance and backwardness still rarely fails to astound me.

11 tigger2005  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:25:18pm

I guess you can't blame him, seeing as he gets his "news" from the newspapers. Garbage in, garbage out.

12 armybrat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:03pm

Little Green Wierods....I don't know. I think it lacks something.

13 VetteMan  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:17pm

Who knew? Islam is a race?

Kind of like the borg - resistence is futile.

14 jimg  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:23pm
go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you.

Eat Me!
/Bluto

15 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:56pm

#7 Beagle

Like he said, there's a treasure trove of rotating titles in there.

16 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:58pm
17 saltmarsh  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:26:58pm

I nominate

"! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1 1 1 "

for a rotating title.

18 MarshallOnellion  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:06pm

Amazing rant: amazing for what the author assumes. I myself don't know any of you fellow racist scum personally, but the absence of knowledge leads me to judge merely based on what I read. What I don't get is why the author is so angry? Does he/she/it actually believe that by calling everyone names we will all repent and sin no more? Sad, simply sad.

19 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:19pm
20 Truth Dr.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:23pm

Was that Sir Iqbal getting all wooly in those messages?

21 hous bin pharteen  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:44pm

evangelicist ?

Isn't she a supermodel?

Thats an insult?


/walks away shaking head.

22 AgentX9  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:47pm

We wipers of other peoples' bottoms! Our mothers were hamsters and our fathers smelled of elderberries.

23 storagemanager  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:49pm
because its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle which is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation. so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves. go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha. Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

...I love when a Muslim calls someone a racist...Islam hates JEWS....Jews are a race and Islam always calls for Israel to be wiped out....But on the other hand Islam is not a Race or a Country...When we say we hate Islam..We hate a way of life...We hate the slavery of Islam...We hate the hate of Islam...GET A BOOK AND STUDY...FIND OUT WHAT A RACE OF PEOPLE REALLY ARE BEFORE YOU TYPE.

24 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:27:57pm

Rotaing title nominations....
#1

yet they chat out of their backside


#2

go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha.


Do not trust the pusher robot. Go stand by the stairs.

25 Americain  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:11pm
wierods!11

Congrats tigger2005!

You won!

/Hmm, all the 'sclamation points don't come through.

26 syme_1984  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:11pm

I think the posts are BS - that is, they're deliberately ill-written, almost desperately so, by someone who actually knows how to spell Israel then spells it wrong just to look like an immigrant - as if that lends the assheaded comments more weight.

Just a hunch.

27 solomonpanting  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:29pm
so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves. go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha. Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

Isn't that just the cutest little thing you ever did read?

28 wvobiwan  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:34pm

I have a few Muslim friends, they're appalled at how ignorant foreign Muslims are. Whoever sent that email is a perfect example of a goat-herder educated by a Mullah who probably couldn't find Virginia on a map.

The emailer needs to read more than one book in his short life, stupidity will get you killed more quickly than anything else in the world, especially in the middle east these days.

29 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:36pm

Is that a rod that you use to clean out a wier?

30 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:37pm

Haven't nominated a rotating title in a long time, but...

crusaders and wierods!11

?

31 The Other Les  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:28:59pm

Another escapee from a Bund meeting?

32 Ward Cleaver  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:22pm
evangelicist

I hate it when people insert extra syllables. Like preventative or mischievious.

33 ticonderoga  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:28pm

Just got back from the pro-Israel rally in Los Angeles. It was huge! Really impressive, especially considering that LA is baking this weekend under oppressive heat. Anyway, Governor Arnold spoke, as did the Mayor. Of course, there were counterdemonstrations by the pro-terrorists, complete with Pali and Lebanese flags, but they were a drop in the bucket (and well-contained by the LAPD) compared to the forces of goodness.

There were many many American and Israeli flags, and even one that appeared to be Ethiopian. It's a complete guess, but I think total numbers could be 10,000 or more.

34 Cato the Elder  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:29pm

Heigh-ho.

...or are you scared he might eat you...

Actually, one of the Muslims whose closer acquaintance it was my misfortune to make once told me in so many words he would kill me, eat my flesh and go to jail. I still have the original note somewhere.

This was in response to my telling him, a tenant in my house, to keep the noise down a bit.

Then there's this, from Mark Steyn:

In 1971, in the lobby of the Cairo Sheraton, Palestinian terrorists shot Wasfi al-Tal, the prime minister of Jordan, at point-blank range. As he fell to the floor dying, one of his killers began drinking the blood gushing from his wounds. Doesn't that strike you as a little, um, overwrought?

Afraid? Nah. Just extra cautious.

35 markx  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:39pm

I realize he is probably a product of the UK school system, but don't they have spell check in the UK?

36 Austin Conservative  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:54pm

Little twerp can refute what is posted here, so he/she/it resorts to name calling.

Go talk to a muslim. Tell him to stop the killing of children, tell him to stop choppin off the heads of non-muslims, tell him the domination ain't going to happen, tell him if they don't like it they can go back to their cesspool and pound sand.

37 Yank in the EU  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:55pm

Well that was pretty fun. Gotta love when they trot out the ole 'critics of Islam = racists' line.

And then he's saying that we should get educated while spouting off this gibbberish, ha ha.

Always fun to debate people like that in public.

38 ibmkeyboard  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:29:59pm
is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation. so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves. go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha. Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

He must be a Conservative Islamsick.

39 Buckaroo  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:30:22pm

"chat out of their backside"

I like that one best ...
:-)

40 pegcity  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:30:25pm

islam is not a race fucknuts

41 Tasty_Beverage  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:30:45pm

Bunglawala, is that you?

42 Clutch  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:30:50pm

I've heard of a tie rod, hot rod, cattle prod, hot bod, pea pod, mod squad, odds 'n sods, dirt clod, brick hod n' ohimygawd, but never a wierod. Maybe it is something that Homestarrunner might say...

43 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:31:02pm
44 Beagle  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:31:06pm

He's right about one thing. Terrorism is only one small part of the overall Islamic plan for world domination. Taking over American universities is far more effective, to name one technique.

45 Ward Cleaver  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:31:33pm

He probably puts apostrophes in plural words, too.

/not apostrophe's

46 Cato the Elder  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:31:34pm

But this guy seems like a lot of fun. Could you open registration just for him, Charles? Please?

My boots are too clean. Need to kick some troll ass.

47 Silhouette  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:32:07pm

"You must not speak to Muslims because then you would know what nice and un-hateful people we are. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!"

48 vdh in '08  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:32:11pm

[quote]racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11[/quote]

i think that's got to be the rotating title. The 11 at the end is the icing on the cake

49 The Other Les  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:32:20pm

# 34 Cato the Elder (Quoting Steyn)

As he fell to the floor dying, one of his killers began drinking the blood gushing from his wounds. Doesn't that strike you as a little, um, overwrought?


No. That's an exercise in sybolic magic.

50 Ward Cleaver  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:32:35pm

#44 Beagle

And the media, like the Saudi prince and FoxNews.

51 ferris  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:32:49pm
Then you wonder why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs.

If only more people would believe and say this.

We believe in freedom, Islamo-fascists believe in tyranny. We believe in equality, Islamo-fascists believe in the supremacy of Muslims. And on and on and on. Whatever problems people may have with contemporary western society, it beats the hell out of any society where Islam holds sway.

So yeah, it is a war of beliefs and yours suck.

52 realwest  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:33:00pm

Is anyone else in NYC area using TimeWarner cable having trouble connecting to the internet (I'm bypassing it now and am on dial up)?

53 shug  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:33:39pm
get a life you racist scum, you evangelicist scum.

hasn't he seen all the bicycle riding pics?

Seems to me Charles leads a far more entertaining life than these bitter jealous moonbats

54 FrogMarch  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:33:52pm
racist scum, crusaders and wierods!
55 baier  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:34:16pm

#42 Clutch

I love homestarrunner! It's dot COM!

56 Silhouette  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:34:24pm

#42 Clutch

Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod?

/Fairly Oddly Parents

57 Isadore  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:34:25pm

American and British Hezbollah supporters in the 30's:

[Link: www.paper-dragon.com...]

58 Cartman  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:34:51pm
go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha.


He looks like a baby. i'm gonna eat you. get in my belly. i'm higher in the food chain. i've got corn in my crap bigger then you.


- Fat Bastard
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

59 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:35:02pm

Fruitcup? No thanks, I already ahte.

60 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:35:04pm
shows how arrogant, rasict [sic] and bloody pathetic some people are.

Is "rasict" a new LLL/islamist pejoritive?

61 syme_1984  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:35:27pm

32

I hate it when people insert extra syllables. Like preventative or mischievious.

Like noo-kyoo-lehr?

/just sayin'

62 SlothB77  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:37:06pm
concluding with the mandatory long stream of exclamation points trailing off into ones as he prematurely lets go of the shift key

hilarious.

i think we should open registration so that this guy can become a regular. gordon who?

63 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:37:19pm
64 OldGuard  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:37:45pm

After a short spell of contemplating worldly affairs, and reading my daily dose of LGF, I decided to go shopping. I went online and ordered two Caterpillar ball caps, one Israeli Special Forces ball cap and three pro-Israelli tee shirts. I think it's time for America to be more visible in our support of our allies. That rally in Boston disgusted me.

65 Toby Petzold  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:37:49pm

Tee hee.

WIERODS.

66 SlothB77  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:37:58pm
concluding with the mandatory long stream of exclamation points trailing off into ones as he prematurely lets go of the shift key

hilarious.

i think we should open registration so that this guy can become a regular. gordon who?

67 funkyfantom  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:07pm

I wonder if this Arab thinks it might have been a bit racist to build all the Arab nations of North Africa on the backs of indigenous Black slave porters.

Or exterminate the indigenous Black population of Sudan to make more room for Arabs.

68 ibmkeyboard  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:19pm
wierods!11

We had a cook-out and I used one of those to turn the burgers,
and pick up the hotdogs.

69 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:22pm

Heh. He had a few minutes to kill before going to the footy match at The Emirates Stadium.

70 saltmarsh  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:26pm

I think Karl Rove is having some fun with us.

Is he vacationing in Britian?

71 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:27pm

#61 syme_1984

That's not an extra syllable. 3 for 3.

72 kynna  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:38:52pm

#12 Army Bra

Little Green Wierods is a great name for a band. I just don't know how to pronounce 'Wierods.'

Is the first syllable pronounced 'we' - as in 'We think this guy is an idiot.' Or is it pronounced 'why' - as in 'Why is this guy such an idiot?'

73 jrdroll  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:39:13pm

Seems to me that Charles last LGF reported encounter with a muslim, the muslim came out of a mosque and made a shooting gesture with his hand towards Charles. 2001 or 2002

74 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:39:16pm
75 The Other Les  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:39:27pm

# 57 Isadore

Oh yes, the crazy relatives that the Left doesn't want to talk about.

76 sailordude  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:39:55pm

All your wierods are belong to us.

77 kynna  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:39:57pm

Oops!11

I really didn't mean to call you Army Bra.

PIMF

Sorry!11

78 Village Idiot's Apprentice  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:40:00pm

rayra
Did you notice on the slideshow the dining room table and chairs.
Still sitting undisturbed.
But the whole wall blown out.

79 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:40:14pm
#6 Americain

At least we don't wipe our backsides with a rock.

You beat me to it.

/toilet paper, just another in a long line of technological advancements that benefit civilization, that Muslims had absolutely nothing to do with

80 mickthemick  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:40:15pm
Then you wonder why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs. Go and wipe the backside of israel, because its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle which is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation.

Yes, go ahead and hate Israel, because that is okay to do, isn't it? Just rest assured that everybody on this planet with any brains can tell you that America has never wiped Israel's ass. For one thing, Israel has done a nice job over the years of wiping its own ass with the likes of scumbags like you who have attacked it.

81 Midwest  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:40:17pm

After reading the insights from the UK poster the scales have fallen from my eyes and I can finaly see the truth and beauty of Islam. The glorius use of language and the imagery have removed the distrust of the RoP that has been instilled since 9/11. I repent and wish to join your jihad.

/sarc off

82 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:41:06pm

#60, E2M

Is "rasict" a new LLL/islamist pejoritive?

You facist, you don't halve a clue how to speel pejorative!

/must I?

83 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:41:08pm

Wierods and rasicts and evangelicists. Oh my!

84 The Other Les  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:41:22pm

# 74 rayra

Dyslexic Red: Workers of the World, UNTIE!

85 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:41:37pm

First, I do know Muslims, and I also work with a few Muslims (and Christians, Jews, Baha'i, Pagans, Buddhists, Hindus, et al - this is America). They have much better manners than this twit.

Second, to the e-mailer:

1. I before E except after C.

2. Spellcheck.

3. Take a deep breath, and try to ground and center, before you have apoplexy.

86 ASD  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:42:29pm

Charles can i change my nick to Weirod?

87 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:42:37pm
wierods

I think he's talking about his group. The wierods. They're kinda.......odd.....

88 Driftwood  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:42:44pm

oh, we're all a bunch o' warring, wiping wierods...

89 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:42:46pm

Oh, damn.

I meant to say "you facist wierod!"

90 Luigi  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:42:49pm

Donate to LGF towards the top left of your screen. I found it very simple using the Amazon method.

91 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:43:24pm

83 Earth2moonbat

I believe I once dated a wierod.

/:)

92 Macker  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:43:38pm

#33 ticonderoga

An Ethiopian flag, eh. Sounds good to me, considering they are now taking on the neo-Taliban in Somalia. You know who my money's on!

/lived in Ethiopia when he was a kid and even shook Haile Selassie's hand!

93 jwm  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:43:52pm
Then you wonder why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs.

Well, one of my beleifs (sic) is that you and you ilk were the ones who declared war on us. I also beleifs that you and your ilk should evacuate the west. Go to your stinking dar es salam and wallow in your evil pigsty culture to your heart's content. Keep your shitty 8th century religion in the shitty 8th century world it created.

Oh, and have a nice day.

JWM

94 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:25pm

OT: The state of Aus
Feds slam ACT anti-terror laws
[Link: www.news.com.au...]
Lay bare your plans, and their targets. AND keep your hands off'n their yutes!

95 SlothB77  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:28pm

[Link: z.about.com...]

sorry, but i had to.

96 guzziguy  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:29pm

I think, "he prematurely lets go" would be a pretty good rotating title too.

97 syme_1984  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:29pm

71

E2M

Please explain how taking the word nuclear and pronouncing it "noo-kyoo-lehr" is not adding an extra syllable.

:)

98 Pro-Bush Canuck  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:30pm

Wierods of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose but your chins!

99 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:34pm
100 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:44:34pm

#82 Dar ul Harb

Seen one vowel, seen them all. If Hebrew doesn't need them, why do I have to get them right?

101 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:45:19pm

I like this phrase:

the root cause of all ahte

ahte - isn't that an Egyptian Goddess?

102 Uncle BigBad  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:45:57pm

I wonder what a wierod is.

103 storagemanager  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:46:09pm
JERUSALEM – The bodies of Iranian Revolutionary Guard soldiers who were killed by the Israeli army in Lebanon have been transported to Syria and flown to Tehran, senior Lebanese political sources told WorldNetDaily.

The information was confirmed by Israeli and Egyptian security officials. It follows scores of reports the past few days Iranian soldiers have been aiding Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon in their attacks against Israel, including help with the firing of rockets into Israeli population centers.


[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

104 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:46:13pm

#97 syme_1984

Let me 'splain it mathematically:

3 - 3 = 0

105 Gagdad Bob  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:46:13pm

I don't know, I feel sorry for this guy. He got it worse than his sister. After all, she only underwent a clitoridectomy. He's obviously had a literadectomy.

106 Tinker  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:46:58pm

Hezbollah - (to one small piece of the civilized world) - "We won't ever accept you, and we'll wipe you off the face of the map!"

Al-Qaeda - (to all of the civilized world)- "We won't ever accept you, and we'll wipe you off the face of the map!"

No, not the same war, right?

107 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:46:59pm

If you're not a wierod, I suspect you're a brabarian.

108 SlothB77  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:47:02pm

its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle which is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation

is this too long?

109 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:47:56pm

107 Dar ul Harb

Don't go there.

110 Prisoner of Diesel  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:47:56pm

Reading that "commentary", I can see Thurston Howell of Gilligan's Island staring into the camera and saying, "Heavens, a YALE man".

111 baier  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:47:57pm

The word Wierods has to stay around for ever.

112 jrdroll  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:49:59pm
Go and wipe the backside of israel, because its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle


Is this Depends spam?

113 wvobiwan  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:50:03pm

Wierods rule! Series, this is hugh!

114 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:50:48pm
Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!

That's a keeper, imho.

he may eat you.

I thought Muslim men didn't do that. Yes, I do have a dirty mind.

115 saltmarsh  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:50:49pm

allen's child may be challenged in many ways, but I bet his sister and mother are hot, hot, hot.

116 Buckaroo  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:51:14pm

# 81 Mw

"Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!"

/Homer

:-)

117 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:52:02pm

OT: The (dhimmi) State of India
Madrassas aren't centres of terror: Patil
[Link: timesofindia.indiatimes.com...]

NEW DELHI: Trying to dispel doubts about madrassas, often accused of being breeding ground of militancy, Union home minister Shivraj Patil on Sunday said these religious seminaries were not centres of terrorism.
"We believe that madrassas are seats of social service. They are not the centre of terrorism," Patil was quoted by a news agency.
"Some violent incidents have taken place in the recent past. Someone must have done that. They will definitely get punishment. But for that it is wrong to blame the entire community. It is wrong and we will not allow that to happen," said Patil.
Participating as the chief guest at the symposium on "Are madrassas viable seats of social service or breeding ground of terrorism", the agency quoted the home minister as saying that madrassas, where knowledge of humanism is being imparted and where human values are being taught, could only be termed as "servants of humanity".
"We are not ready to accept that they are the breeding ground of terrorism. "We don't accept that. And keeping this in mind our government will go ahead and work," he said...
118 Kimberly  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:52:03pm

I'd vote for "this constant wiping trhe backside of israle" but even with the misspelling, that's likely to get too many hits from obnoxious spammers/haters.

But "they chat out of their backside" and "are you scared he may eat you" are both winners in my book.

119 The Other Les  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:52:19pm

Funny, I thought the root of most hatred of the American Republic was the fact that we won't degrade ourselves to any false god, such as Allah, the World Proletariat, or France.

120 ratherdashing  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:52:27pm

Our emailer needs a happy vacation. Relax.


/just had to find a place to post this

121 mickthemick  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:52:42pm
Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

OK, Thasnk! :)

122 Midwest  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:53:03pm

I think it is very cruel to make fun of someone who passionately believes in his cause and creates a few typos due to his brain running faster than his fingers.

We have all made typographical mistakes.

I think you should all humbly apologize before he comes to blow up your house and behead you.

123 Mr. E. Train  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:53:14pm

Ich bin ein WIERODS!1111

124 groinpullerredux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:53:34pm

a winner!...the first to hit 11 on the Reza scale of being seriously offended !

125 a.k.a. Will  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:54:25pm

wierods ain't in my dictionary. Surprise, but do any of you wierods know what we've been called?

126 scanderbeg  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:54:40pm

It's a good thing that during the "Golden Age of Islam" Muslims discovered Greece, built the Great Wall of China, developed the computer and put the first man on the Moon, because even today they still can't get a handle on English spelling.

127 cicero05  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:55:36pm

I thought only goats interacted with muslims.

128 a.k.a. Will  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:55:44pm

Maybe he meant weirdos.

129 ibmkeyboard  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:56:05pm
why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs. Go and wipe the backside of israel, because its this constant wiping trhe backside of israle which is going to be the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation. so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves. go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha. Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

I am learning to speak Islamsick.

So here goes:

How goes there camels mama? goats on the lawns.
Israelis gots some ass kicking up yin-yang.
Lo yo needs some wimp ass wipes we supply.

Now back off mo-joe for some lizs stomp holey shite outta ya.

130 easy  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:57:05pm
131 groinpullerredux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:59:35pm

but seriously...okay okay okay...you got me...i admit i'm a crusaedr....but defintily not of the weirdon variety(and i confess theuy'er the wurst effenders!)

132 Clutch  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 4:59:53pm

Something is goink wary, wary wierod wif mi kumpooter. izz wary wary strenge unn wierod...

(time to go and be Ms. Clutch's brabarian! All of the contents of her stoppenemfrumfloppenen & over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders are belong to ME!)

133 wvobiwan  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:00:05pm

Anyone remember Johnny Carson's joke during the Iranian hostage crisis?

"Gospadeh"

"What does an Iranian mullah do when his wives won't have sex with him at night?"

134 cbinflux  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:00:07pm

OT
Intellectual confusion [at NYT and EU] on terror
[Link: www.washtimes.com...]
Damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

135 mickthemick  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:00:15pm
go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you.

You should really try talking to a Crusader some time. We're not all the cross-bearing, anti-Muslim fanatics out to reconquer the lost lands of Christendom that we've been made out to be.

136 storagemanager  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:01:38pm

On Saturday, Ahmadinejad compared Israel to Hitler, saying “Just like Hitler, the Zionist regime is just looking for a pretext to launch military attacks.” Israel has pointed out that due to the two-front proxy war orchestrated by Iran, the issues of Iran’s dash toward nuclear capability has been pushed out of the spotlight, despite the regime’s refusal to cooperate with international efforts to find a solution.

The Iranian leader’s statements about the Holocaust have made headlines several times over the past year. Last week, he sent a letter to German Chancellor Angela Merkel, which German officials said asks her to assist Iran in “dealing with” Zionism.

In May Ahmadinejad wrote US President George W. Bush a lengthy letter containing an invitation to become a Muslim and veiled threats regarding continued alliance with Israel. [Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

137 ibmkeyboard  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:02:33pm
#121 mickthemick 7/23/2006 06:52PM PDT

Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11

OK, Thasnk! :)

lol

138 Cartman  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:03:15pm

I believe wierod is a linguistic hybridization of wiener and nimrod. Thus, wierod. Normally associated with certain LGF troll and moby posters, yet obviously bastardized for personal use by the illiterate and cowardly anonymous jihadist.

139 Village Idiot's Apprentice  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:05:20pm

One nice thing about this guy.
My feelings of inadequacy concerning my typing skills have been lifted from my shouldres.
Life is good

140 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:07:00pm

#100, E2M

Seen one vowel, seen them all. If Hebrew doesn't need them, why do I have to get them right?

It's amazing that the Hebrews have done as much as they have without them.

Historically, for some, the lack of vowels has reached crisis levels.

141 Cartman  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:10:36pm

I can just hear my teenage niece now : "Uncle Cartman...you are such a wierod!"

142 Dar ul Harb  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:11:13pm

It's just that there's no standard for transliterating Arabic into English.

Hence we get 14 spellings of Hizballah.

143 scorched earth 138  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:12:05pm

"These scum are thos that have never spoken to a muslim, never interacted with a muslim, yet they chat out of their backside."

Hey douche-nozzle, I've had my boots on the ground in more crapistans than the number of counties you've ever visited in the U.K.

"Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!11"
Dipward, you forgot to mention gunaholic rednex...

144 goodbye_natalie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:16:14pm

Perhaps wierod is the [bigoted word] version of ramrod. Or maybe he just got his [wiers] crossed.

145 syme_1984  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:20:11pm

104

Nuclear, said like it's spelled, has two syllables. Class dismissed.

In any case, even if one think it has three and says "nu-klee-ahr," the President adds a syllable (kyoo) that does not exist even if he, too - wrongly - ends up with three. Nor is he the first public figure to mispronunciate it; Proust was fond of new-key-ewe-luhr.

146 spyder  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:20:15pm

#105 Gagdad Bob

"I don't know, I feel sorry for this guy. He got it worse than his sister. After all, she only underwent a clitoridectomy. He's obviously had a literadectomy."

- so never being able to achieve orgasm is better than not being able to spell?

As a female, gotta disagree with you on that one. (Without going into too much detail of the female's dual sexual response)

147 syme_1984  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:23:39pm

104

And after he came out of the closet, Rob Halford, former lead singer for Judas Priest, pronounced it new-queer. At least he had his syllabification right.

148 Anna  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:25:10pm

Oh my gosh! The man from Mars is a Muslim .. he shoots you dead and eats your head.

Weirods rule!

England there stands the fruit of your private education system. Demand a refund.

149 Killer Tomato  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:27:42pm
arrogant, pathetic, racist, scum, crusaders....


blah, blah, blah - yeah, yeah, yeah... heard it all before

wierod


Wow. That really hurt. I think.

Points for originality, though.

150 dominic yeso  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:32:06pm

Wow! And here I thought I was just an imperialist running dog.

151 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:33:52pm

146 spyder

Come on, spill it. Don't worry about getting the weirods excited.

152 Bill Jefferson  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:34:33pm
#23 storagemanager

...GET A BOOK AND STUDY...

Unfortunately they just have the one book, and they study it all too much.

153 Duane  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:37:13pm

he calls me a "Crusader" like that is a bad thing

154 fox3[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:38:56pm
155 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:44:23pm

Make that weirods !!!!!!!!!!11

/I know the trick

156 m  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:45:53pm

Damn that was fast!
WoWoW!

157 FlyingTigress  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:49:10pm

If he can understand the language of 'chatting out of one's backside', I'm wondering if he caught the conversation held by the railroad section bosses in "Blazing Saddles"...

158 mich-again  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:50:04pm

Here are a few possible rotating titles..

...the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation.

go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves

he may eat you. Ha ha ha.

Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods!

159 FlyingTigress  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:50:15pm

#154

Wow!

Today is a two-fer

160 Globular Cluster  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:50:19pm
...or are you scared he might eat you...

Um... no.

We're scared he might honor kill our women for wearing blue jeans, slowly behead people he disagrees with, blow up [insert favorite skyscraper/embassy/pizzeria/automobile], bring our civilization back to the savagery of the middle ages, or simply run around screaming like a fucking idiot.

161 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:50:43pm
162 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:52:44pm

#159 FlyingTigress

Yeah, bit the other one was an all-time record; 2 posts in 5 minutes. I doubt that's ever going to be beat.

163 FlyingTigress  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:53:52pm
arrogant, pathetic, racist, scum, crusaders....

Actually, the majority of my ancestors weren't crusaders... although they did invade Iceland, Greenland (***sigh***), founded Russia, and carved runes into the wordwork in Constantinople.

I did watch Crusader Rabbit, however, on Saturday mornings on our black/white Zenith TV set... Is that what he's talking about?

164 FlyingTigress  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 5:58:52pm

#161

By the way...with spelling skills like this, you gotta wonder how they can detect the name of Allah on a Burger King lid.

He can't spell, but he saved a bundle by switching to GEICO. And, he got the supersecret prize in a box of Cracker Jacks.

165 Unruly Human  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:00:46pm

they chat out of their backside

That Cat Stevens can still turn a phrase....

166 Havoc  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:02:59pm

#163 Flying Tigress,

arrogant, pathetic, racist, scum, crusaders....

I plead guilty to arrogant,

I plead Innocent to pathetic and Racist

I Plead guilty to Scum,

And Yes my Ancestors were from Scotland and did fight in both of the last two Crusades, we have thier coat of arms & the Shield does incorporate the Jerusalem Cross.

Next year we hope to visit some of the descendants back there tho no ones been back for 358 years.

If they are in need of any help, You know, Crusader Training,
....tracking ISP posting sources, locating posters, .... stuff like that ... we'd be happy to stay longer and help out.

England's time will soon be at hand for the Christians and Crusaders once again, I'm sure my family will do their part as always.

167 republic  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:07:26pm

This is what happens when someone reads the NYT's!

I'm very glad that I have never read the "Anti-American Newspaper", myself!

Typical spin,

d e c e i t

168 sms111  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:15:46pm

so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves.

This idiot believes newspapers. What an arrogant fool.

To a Muslim, newspapers represent the state of the art. After all, the printing press was invented in the relatively modern 1400's, no?

169 Amalie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:17:21pm

Why you DELETED DELETED DELETED, and another thing you DELETED
DELETED DELETED, scum DELETED wipe DELETED.

170 Amalie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:19:38pm
171 Amalie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:21:33pm
172 gaby  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:21:57pm

charles,
if you be so kind and open the registration, I'll register a second account under wierod11.

173 Amalie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:22:44pm
174 Havoc  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:25:01pm
so go and read a decent newspaper and educate yourselves.

Hmmmm good point ...

now here is a report from a left of center good newspaper in the region

Hizbullah is organized along military lines, with regional commands in southern, northern and central Lebanon. The unit in the south, called the "Katyusha Unit" by the IDF, consists of some 1,000 fighters who have been responsible for most of the rocket attacks on communities north of Acre and Amiad.

The unit has been able to recruit reserves, but MI has noticed that it has run into difficulty convincing members of the terror group who reside in northern Lebanon to travel south to participate in the fighting.

So Anonymous poster ... your brothers are in desparate need of your help.

Get over there and help them, even their own brothers that trained with them are turning their backs on them.

The rocket launching crews, need your help. Be sure to wear your bright yellow Hezbollah t-shirt and Headband so you're not mistaken for say a Joooooo from Britain, at the missile launching sight (nor in the gunsight of the Hellicopter Gunship)

And make sure you get your Zeig Heil Salute down so you fit right in.

This is a "good news source" right ? It's from Canada.

175 Caliphornian  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:28:29pm

Maybe a wierod is something like a cluebat? Get back, or I'll poke you with my Wierod!

A gang of Lizardoids wielding wierods!

C

176 rayra[deleted]  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:39:38pm
177 mjazzguitar  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:39:55pm

#79

toilet paper, just another in a long line of technological advancements that benefit civilization, that Muslims had absolutely nothing to do with

Come on man, they gave us alegbra.

178 Mr. Shreds  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:42:54pm

Just got back from a very pleasant afternoon at the shooting range. I jump onto LGF and find an invitation to meet muslims. I am really in the mood to interact with muslims, right now...

179 GT2_Oasis 14  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:44:25pm

go and speak to a muslim, or are you scared he may eat you. Ha ha ha.

George, that you?

180 Globular Cluster  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:48:50pm
#177 mjazzguitar 7/23/2006 08:39PM PDT

#79

toilet paper, just another in a long line of technological advancements that benefit civilization, that Muslims had absolutely nothing to do with

Come on man, they gave us alegbra.

If it wasn't for the Chinese we'd all be wiping our asses with papyrus, which was invented before the birth of Islam, anyhow.

FYI, algebra is yet another invention credited to the Arabs that they actually stole from India, also, of course, before the birth of Islam.

181 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 6:52:24pm

I'm a wierod?

182 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:02:26pm

#177 mjazzguitar

Come on man, they gave us alegbra.

Nope. the imported it from India, and took credit for it. I'll bet the tell people they know how to pump oil, too.

183 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:03:53pm

#181 Sarah D.

I thought weirod was a male organ. Or are you saying that you're....well......

184 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:07:03pm

#183 Earth2moonbat

It is? How strange....

185 Earth2moonbat  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:08:07pm

#184 Sarah D.

Do I have to spell it out? Wee Rod?

186 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:09:08pm

175 Caliphornian

I think Dar ul Harb and I have the same idea of what a wierod is.

#181 Sarah D.

Good God, Sarah! No!

187 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:09:40pm

185 Earth2moonbat

Heh.

188 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:10:53pm

I thought it was "we're odd".

189 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:11:54pm

184 Sarah D.

Strange? The minute I saw "wierod," I thought of a guy I met in North Carolina, who is probably the mercy f**k champion of the world.

/sorry

190 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:13:07pm

#189 Catttt

I saw some of them up there in the mountains too. Frightening.

191 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:13:32pm
These scum are thos that have never spoken to a muslim, never interacted with a muslim, yet they chat out of their backside. .... Then you wonder why people say this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs.

Well, I suppose I could invite him over for a spot of tea. When he sees who I interact with as neighbors on a daily basis, he can decide who's chatting out the backside.
Also, is nice that he realizes what we've knowen for years, that it's a 'war of beliefs' - they belive we need to convert or die, I believe I'd rather not, thank you.

I think I'll go off the deep end and nominate this is not a war on terror but a war of beleifs for the rotating title.

192 Catttt  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:16:11pm

Speaking of wierods - reminds me of this Arrowsmith song - Big Ten Inch.

193 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:16:27pm

#32 Ward Cleaver

Yah, my personal peeve is "orienTAted"...

That, and people who use 'pacific' to mean 'precise' (ie, SPEcific)

Not that anyone's still reading this, but just for the record.

Wirod that I am.

194 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:17:40pm

Hey, Cattt, Sarah - here I was thinking I was all alone! Nice to be wrong, sometimes.

195 ouray  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:19:22pm

#138 Cartman

Nimrod is a bit of a family name so I feel compelled to defend it :-) I assume the name was selected by some of my heathen ancestors as they were being tutored by missionaries. As in, I’ll take that great hunter name from that book of tracks over there...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

In the Bible and in legend, Nimrod (Standard Hebrew Nimrod, Tiberian Hebrew Nimrod) son of Cush, son of Ham, son of Noah, was a Mesopotamian monarch and "a mighty hunter before the Lord". He is mentioned in the Table of Nations (Genesis 10), in the First Book of Chronicles, and in the Book of Micah. In the Bible he is an obscure figure; in later interpretations, as recorded by Josephus and the rabbis who compiled the midrash, he is the subject of innumerable legends. The most prominent of these was the story that he built the Tower of Babel.

Mention of Nimrod in the Bible is rather limited. He is called the first to become "a mighty one on the earth" and "the mighty hunter before the LORD." He is said to be the founder and king of the first empire after the Flood, and his realm is connected with the Mesopotamian towns Babylon (Babel), Uruk, Akkad, Calneh, Nineveh, Resen, Rehoboth-Ir and Calah.

196 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:19:49pm

I don't chat out of my backside either.

How come trolls can't spell?

197 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:21:59pm

Hi Pete!

198 jingoisticirredentist  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:24:12pm

I just changed the wierods in my truck.

Cost me $200.00.

199 Carolyn  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:24:59pm

We are wierods (weirdos)because we don't want to be ruled over by head-chopping muslims? What is wrong with the world? We just don't know what's good for us, do we?
/no way!

200 jingoisticirredentist  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:26:27pm

Do you think the mechanic was just cheating me?

201 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:28:06pm

#200 jingoisticirredentist

Nope. Truck wierods are expensive.

202 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:32:58pm

#196 Sarah D.
I don't chat out of my backside either.

Well, on occasion, but it's never, >ahem< "polite" conversation

How come trolls can't spell?
Ya know, to be fair, his English is LOTS better than my Arabic. Tho, sadly, proper spelling, like decent grammer, clothes that fit, and mosic you can listen to, seems to have fallen out of fashion.
Again.

203 Sarah D.  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:37:03pm

#202 Pete(Detroit)

If that came from an arab, likely they were born in England. Maybe it has an injury that causes it to have a problem typing?

204 6patrick6  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:42:30pm

WIERODS - Must be medical, as in something similar to a hemmaroid (sp?). A "wieroid" is an inflammation of the logical area of the brain. This swelling inhibits the logical thought processes, reducing the patient to a babbling liberal. This malady appears to be worldwide, but somewhat concentrated in San Francisco, Aspen, Boulder, and the DC-New York corridor, as well as the Euroweenie continent. This is considerably dangerous, but not as serious as "islamitis", which is an inflammation of the brain when exposed from birth to medival 7th-century beliefs. The former is treatable, and indeed, curable with large daily doses of a wonder drug called "LGF", available only online, without the need for a prescription. The latter, however, is nearly always fatal, and unfortunately, is contagious when the wrong geopolitical symptoms are present.

205 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:42:30pm

mosic >> MUSIC

PIMF!11

What a wierod I am!
(and, inkskadentaly, I vote for 'wire-odd'or 'why-rod')

206 BrooklynJon  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:44:25pm

I humbly vote for "the root cause of all ahte towards the american nation"

And, obviously, anything with wierod in it is a guaranteed winner. Anything.

207 infidel4life  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:44:32pm
wierod


Found it!

[Link: www.bijbelstudie.org...]

Looks like an online Danish Bible.

Thanks for the compliment, Mr. muslim moron, I do love those Danish cartoons...

;-)

208 Spiny Norman  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:50:49pm

Although I may be the umpteenth minion to nominate it, but

bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods

...is, without doubt, one of the most sublimely hilarious rotating titles that has ever been submitted.

209 6patrick6  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:50:50pm

#207 - With that knowledge, that took the fun out of my definition...maybe the British "friend" meant "weirdoid"!

210 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:51:45pm

#177 mjazzguitar

Come on man, they gave us alegbra.

Did they? Somehow I was under the impression it was 'just' the 'zero.'
Oddly fitting that the main contribution (other than culinary delights, hashish, and harems) to the modern world is "nothing"...
(Not that 'nothing' is an irrelevant contribution...)

211 descolada9  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:52:11pm

dollars to donuts, this is a white male who is an atheist, but who has been inculcated to love the Muslims and everyone else according to multiculture-speak. there must never be any disparagement about others, unless they are Christians or Jews.

What a piece of liberalized bullpucky

212 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:52:22pm

Also, doesn't all the math pre-date Mo?

213 GT Charlie  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:56:19pm

Crusaders and wierods? This guy is murdering the english language!

Die, illiterate scum!

Heh,
Charlie

214 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 7:58:27pm

#203 Sarah D.
Maybe it has an injury that causes it to have a problem typing?

More like bad programming, it seems. Hate to think that Islam causes permanent damage...

Oh, hell - that's not funny, all the non-believers being permanently (and fatally) damaged by Islam.
Crap, now I'm all bummed out.

215 Lady of Shalott (ylreveb)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:01:16pm

WIERODS!

Me likey.

216 Pete(Detroit)  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:01:44pm

Well, it's already Monday in these here parts - time to go.
Thanx for 'nothing' you wierods!

((-'pb

217 humanity  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:01:46pm

He Forgot a Hindu...

218 Jauhara al Kafirah  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:18:40pm

Evangelicist. Wierod. The Urban Dictionary is going to be working overtime. Can someone please tell me what it means to get Hiltziked?

219 jwbaumann  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:28:17pm

I can almost see his head exploding as he typed.

/why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

220 Jauhara al Kafirah  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 8:32:21pm

Ah, whatever this man's typing skills are...he's pwn3d!

221 mungagungadin  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 9:07:51pm

Dear frothing foreign Muslim:

I was so glad to hear that you got my link to LGF from the Islam chat room. As others were posting their favorite sites I decided to post mine. As for your other beliefs, such as the theory that Jews have perfected a mind-control device that only believing Muslims are immune to, or the one that AIDS came from Israel, we shall just have to agree to disagree.

But as for your challenge that we need to meet Muslims:
We have seen enough of you at a distance to prefer Muslims that way.

THANKS ANYWAY.

222 Jauhara al Kafirah  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 9:11:37pm

Is there a Seething Muslim troll post generator?

223 quilly mammoth  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 9:14:45pm

crusaders and wierods

My vote for rotating title.

224 rastajenk  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 10:38:30pm

I googled wierods and there are actually 3 pages of listings.

I like the sound of Crusading Wierods for the name of a band.

225 zulubaby  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 10:42:06pm
I like the sound of Crusading Wierods for the name of a band.

You need to let Geepers know. He keeps a running list of band names.

226 Yehudit  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 11:01:02pm

I vote for :

"Go and wipe the backside of israel"

227 Globular Cluster  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 11:32:14pm

Most of you are not aware that "! ! ! ! 1 1" is "Islamic Binary" -- the Islamic concept of a base-2 number system.

Islamic Binary has little use in mathematical calculations but does help the the user vent seething frustration at his own inadequacy.

A theory has often been advanced, erroneously, that Muslims invented the number "0". In truth, Muslims invented the number "!", while "0" was invented, in any event, well before the emergence of Islam.

Scholars have noted that the two numbers, "!" and "1", indicate the two properties of the good Muslim: rage and a minimum IQ. Recently, however, revisionist anthropologists have pointed out the western bias in this analysis and have shown that Islamic Binary is equally valid in the context of personalized Islamic post-industrial externality.

228 rickatLandstuhl  Sun, Jul 23, 2006 11:49:05pm

I am so very proud to be a wierod! I have also been working very hard at staying away from Mooslims after meeting several and being told that I am the infidel. (And these were members of the US Army!).
I have seen enough, read enough, listened enough to know that until something drastic happens, I don't want contact with these left-hand-butt-wiping-idiots, or their myrmidons in the American media. Talk about foolish, Nic Robertson from CNN running alongside a Hezbollah mouthpieceand claiming the need to run faahst because the Israeli Air Force was coming. Who's zoomin' who?

rick

229 kifaya  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 12:07:25am

Most definitely a female. Age, undermined.

230 Miles  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 12:08:39am

Ooh! Ooh!

Let me chime in as another proud member of the resident scum.

Idiots who support Hezbollah should be sent over there to experience the lifestyle the Muslim's Religion of Peace advertise.

231 Call me Infidel  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 12:26:31am

#211 "dollars to donuts, this is a white male who is an atheist, but who has been inculcated to love the Muslims and everyone else according to multiculture-speak. there must never be any disparagement about others, unless they are Christians or Jews."

I would say you are almost certainly correct. Fortunately we don't all think like that tool over here in Britainistan!

232 Mal' Rider  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 12:28:29am
These scum are thos that have never spoken to a muslim, never interacted with a muslim, yet they chat out of their backside.

I long for the day when I can talk to you about which tides are best for a particular sized surfboard - which break is best suited for a longboarder or a shortboarder.

I long for the day when I can compare the benefits of a four-stroke dirtbike to a two-stroke, and which type of terrain each is best suited for.

I really want to believe that you and I can share a commonly understood joke about how our wives (and daughters) sometimes run all over over us without one of us asking, " Why do allow such things?"

I think there are many Muslims I can share these types of conversation with - I just doubt you're one of them.

Punk.

233 galloping granny  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 1:46:29am

Went to bed early. Seems I missed all the fun!

234 Akatosh  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 2:13:05am

I was up all last night with a case of the wierods. Very messy.

235 JAT  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 2:21:40am

I guess it is safe to comment that Charles will not be getting a Christmas card from this person this year. But could he expect maybe a: Eid-Al-Fita or Ramadan card; maybe a: Hanukkah or even a Kwanzaa card?

236 Jeff S.  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 3:31:45am

In a Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy! skit, "Sean Connery" makes a joke to "Alex Trebek": "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck.. I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

237 Mambo Bananapatch  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 3:32:52am

I'm sure the asshole is really enjoying all this unwarranted attention.

238 Bilgeman  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 4:39:59am

Charles;

"Have a nice day you bunch of racist scum, crusaders and wierods"

Seems like a nice fella to me.

What's a wierod?

Regards;

239 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 4:50:51am

.

wierods


Most "definately".

/And by the way, I have had tens of muslim Friends, from Egypt and Jordan.
They always spoke with great fear of the "religion" of their countries and when the years passed stopped talking with me and stopped having a drink with me sitting in a public place.
Scared to death by the muslims.

240 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Jul 24, 2006 4:51:57am

And "crusaders" too is written wrong: the right way is:

crUSAders


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