All Your Fakes Are Belong To Us
Thu, Aug 24, 2006 at 7:57:17 am PDT
Somebody had to do it, and The Jawa Report stepped forward...
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Thu, Aug 24, 2006 at 7:57:17 am PDT
Somebody had to do it, and The Jawa Report stepped forward...
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FreakyBoy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:04:57am |
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pjcomix Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:06:18am |
Is it just me or is anyone else out there having trouble seeing this? I clicked but nothing happened.
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Amalie Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:07:31am |
How are we going to break it to Pluto that he is no longer a planet?
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Orion Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:09:04am |
That was freakin' awesome. It came through just fine on my end - Firefox on WinXP here.
How do you get that good at making those things that fast?!
Orion
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Amy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:12:16am |
OT but urgent:
1- Go to www.Google.com
2- Type in the word "Failure"
3- Look at the first listing.
4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.
This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.
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rastajenk Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:13:08am |
That tune never gets old. A catchy classic for the ages.
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secsailor Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:13:59am |
#8 Amalie
How are we going to break it to Pluto that he is no longer a planet?
Don't worry. I hear he is going to run as an independent!
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FreakyBoy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:14:26am |
#14 ploome hineni
Rather than face "humiliation", he opts for prison.
Yup. That pretty much sums up the mindset.
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JammieWearingFool Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:15:10am |
I can't view it either. In fact, as I type this, I can't view anything.
Must be the lingering Hitler effect.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:15:32am |
#15 Amy
That's just balls out blatant bullshit....
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techno_barbarian Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:16:13am |
#6 pjcomix 8/24/2006 08:06AM PDT
Is it just me or is anyone else out there having trouble seeing this? I clicked but nothing happened.
I noticed this happening to me as well and made sure to check that I had the latest Flash Player installed, which I did.
But I diverted my attention to something more productive (damn that making a living thing), and left the LGF page up. After a while, BLAP!, there's the video.
So my guess is that it's some new wrinkle in the way that the Flash Player loads the videos or the way that the person who compiled the flv files set the streaming options. I think it's having to load the file into local cache before it plays it.
So just give it a little while and then you should be able to see it. It's worth it too.
The MSM's credibility is shot to hell, and the whole world is finding out about it. I just hope Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Public have enough good sense to open their eyes and ears to see the truth. And I believe they will.
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Amy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:17:00am |
BabbaZee #21
No kidding. Someone needs to do a capture of this before it disappears. I don't know how.
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JammieWearingFool Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:17:16am |
amy,
They've been doing that for years. Juvenile, but what do you expect?
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ghengis was a wuss Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:18:23am |
sweeeeeeeeeet! Eat that, Palywood and Hezbollah taquiya whores
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techno_barbarian Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:18:45am |
Again, I don't think this is an intentional thing done by google. Give it some time and the video should go ahead and show up in the control.
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Amy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:19:16am |
JammieWearingFool #24
It would be fine if Google didn't tout itself as a serious source for news. Either it's a joke like The Onion, or it's not. It can't be both.
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ropma14 Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:20:17am |
nice!
all neatly wrapped in a nice MSM busting package set to music.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:20:23am |
#23 Amy
I am a webtard ...I cant help there....
HELP!
26 savage_nation
Oy! Baaaaa baaaa black sheep! ;~P
BTW the vdeo is hysterical
I love it
thanks JAWA
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WriterMom Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:21:21am |
HAHHAHAHAHHAAH
Did anyone notice the shot of the Village People spliced in?
(please, someone else say they noticed it-I don't want to be delusional this early in the day...)
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wargammer2005 Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:21:39am |
#8 Amalie
another decision made by people sitting in rooms that seem to think they are the only ones that matter...
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Mrs. Right Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:21:57am |
Got a good beat, easy to dance to...I give it a 98.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:22:56am |
#28 ploome hineni
agaggagagaaaaaaa
PLOOooOOOooOooOooOoME!
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secsailor Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:23:01am |
Amy
BabbaZee
They are called "Google Bombs" and they've been there for years. It's determined by how many links there are to web site using a key word. The word failure will sometimes point to Michael Moore's website depending on how many links there are. Here's another one. Try typing in "French Military Victories" and click the "I'm feeling Lucky" button.
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Mrs. Right Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:23:42am |
I see...Village People!
/you're not delusional, Writermom--or perhaps we all are
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WriterMom Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:23:43am |
#36 BabbaZee
(phew!)
Oy-I was sooooooo worried I was seeing things.
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Hazmat Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:24:36am |
Amy
Algore is a major investor in Google, I try to use other search engines when possible.
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Endangered in Mass Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:24:52am |
#8 Amalie
First it's Pluto, next Uranus.
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WriterMom Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:25:35am |
#40 Mrs. Right
I'm mildly bonkers, but I knew it was there...I also loved the flashes of Flatima: FAKE FAKE FAKE
'we'll keep busting you'...bwhaahahaa
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ibu guru Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:26:21am |
We need another type of "spew warning" -- the kind alerting to hysterical laughter-spew vs gut-wrenching horror-spew.
Great vid, Jawa Report. Yes, pay sttention, all islamonazi Goebbels-clones and their MSM henchmen: all your fakes DO belong to us!
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:26:22am |
#41 WriterMom
ahhh one thing has nothing to do with the other, LOL!
/I SEE STUPID PEOPLE!
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DoctorDentons Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:27:05am |
...and the ridiculous part is, is that all those schlubs in the ME think all of those photos are real...and the Democratic Party, US Media and the Upper West Side of Manhattan WANT them to be real.
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FabioC. Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:27:06am |
From what I gather, most search engines use the Google or Yahoo facilities at the end of the day. There must be some really indipendent one tho.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:27:36am |
#39 secsailor
HAHAOOOOOOO LOL
Did you mean: french military defeats
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.
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Amy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:27:57am |
Hazmat #42 -
Unfortunately, I've tried other search engines, but they're all far inferior to Google.
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Amy Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:31:19am |
secsailor #39
The difference is that at the bottom of the "French military victories" result page is a clear indication that it's a parody.
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kay1212 Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:32:29am |
Oh, I love that video. How it airs on Fox or anyone else brave enough to use it. Catchy. Mesmerizing.
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Just_A_Grunt Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:32:54am |
Regarding Google search using the word waffles.
Serious question. Will my SAT score now be reduced because they removed Pluto from the list of planets? Will those that got that question wrong now be given credit? Entrance to a good college could be at stake here.
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kay1212 Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:33:20am |
My typo: I hope it airs on Fox and anywhere else.
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The Monster Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:34:19am |
It's not a 'siren', it's an air vent. Now the El Cubos will be able to say the whole argument is bogus.
Vent... gotta get over to Hot Air and see uh, HEAR what Bethany has to say today.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:35:07am |
PLUTO LIED, PEOPLE DIED!
Stop planetary diminishing!
hheehehee
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WriterMom Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:36:16am |
#50 Amy
I agree. I tried using Clusty and ask.com but they actually suck compared to Evil Google.
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BabbaZee Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:41:47am |
O/T but not really....
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
Hmmm, Babba where is THAT from?
[Link: www.uhuh.com...]
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jonturner Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:42:19am |
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Absolutely brilliant!
"we'd prefer you just do your damned job". That's a classic. Well said.
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Mr. Willard Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:42:34am |
Even if Israel had a "Star Ship Battle Cruiser" Ohlmert wouldn't have used it for fear of a UN backlash
and the Hez'bohs would have to learn how to fake laser holes in their ambulances!
Mr. Willard
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Hazmat Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:42:38am |
Amy
Google is fast, thats why I said "when possible" I attempt to use others first, then frustration sets in I bale.
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Mrs. Right Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:43:46am |
Dogpile.com isn't a bad search engine. They actually bring up a sampling from numerous other engines and let you refine from there.
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doppelganglander Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:47:17am |
Damn, that's funny. I'm trying very hard not to laugh out loud at work. People look at me funny around here already.
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yellow rose Thu, Aug 24, 2006 6:50:53am |
I LOVED the video!
#15 -- I did the "failure" google search and, yes, George W. was at the top of the list. But Michael Moore was #4 on that list. Is there a way that we can move MM to the top of the list?
It's amazing to me how many people who *hate* George W. Bush actually know NOTHING about him, except the clips they hear on TV. And that's including my editors at Enslow Publishing. They assigned me the task of writing the biography of whoever won the 2004 Presidential election. So I had to research both Kerry and Bush...and learned tons about both men, both positive and negative. When Bush won, my Enslow editors were unhappy but decided to go ahead with the biography (it's for middle-schoolers, written at a 6th-grade reading level). Those editors have fought me every step of the way anytime I said anything positive about Bush in the biography. For example, when I wrote that Bush's popularity after 9/11 was the highest of any president in history, they didn't believe me...until I provided overwhelming evidence...again! My bibliography for this 120 page book is extensive (over 16 pages of sources). It's very difficult dealing with Bush haters. So, my book comes out in a few weeks (September pub date) and I have no idea what it will *really* look like. I saw the proof pages, but, I know they were still changing things at the last minute. I seriously doubt I'll ever write another book for them -- they'd have to offer me a ton of money to go through another experience like that one! And even then, I don't think so. (The book's not out yet and it's doing pretty good on Amazon: George W. Bush: President in a Turbulent World, by Pam Zollman. I figure the reviews I get will depend, not on my writing ability, but on how that particular person voted.)
Irrational Bush haters: barf!
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Reluctant Democrat Thu, Aug 24, 2006 7:08:07am |
Another possible staged photo: check out the woman sitting and looking a the wad of cash in the man's hands. It's The Most Lucky Homeowner, I think, apparently collecting all her dough from the score of homes she lost.
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got my bassoon and not afraid to use it Thu, Aug 24, 2006 7:12:35am |
I love being able to sit here and go frame by frame and laugh at every little detail.
Outstanding work.
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massachusetts republican Thu, Aug 24, 2006 7:16:57am |
I KNEW if I sat through the credits there would be a little someting!
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got my bassoon and not afraid to use it Thu, Aug 24, 2006 7:22:14am |
#5 FreakyBoy
Sorry. OT.In Chicago, Asian looking man in p8nis pump terror plot:
Now that's he's embarrassed his family to the entire world, are they going to kill him, or his sister?
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freya4freedom Thu, Aug 24, 2006 7:54:44am |
Absolutely hilarious :D!
I loved the "old videogame" beginning!
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Catttt Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:14:52am |
This is just awesome! I confess I have the song on my iPod (it's peppy - helps me work faster).
The song was just waiting for this video!
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Catttt Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:17:29am |
15 Ann
Click on this a bunch - - - - > Failure. (Warning - goes to Michael Moore's site).
IIRC, every time someone clicks on "failure" and goes to a site, Google totes it up. Some Bush haters did the above type link, but with President Bush.
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stormhit Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:31:41am |
#52 Amy
You still don't seem to really be getting it. The French page is not part of google. As has already been mentioned multiple times, this has been around for years and the results are set due to people linking to various things. Google has nothing to do with it.
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RightOnTheLeftCoast Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:38:53am |
#43 Endangered in Mass
Be careful! Don't let those sneaky bastards anywhere near Uranus! ;oD
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Wm T Sherman Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:48:38am |
#39 secsailor
This turned up as well:
Internet Parody Hands French Military a Defeat
http://www.google-watch.org/newsday.html
The French always end up as military toast, or so it seems from a search on the popular Google search engine. But a miffed Canadian student is actually behind a prank that says no documents are found in a Google search for "French military victories."
The article mentions this link: How bloggers game Google
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SCDave Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:49:05am |
#5 FreakyBoy 8/24/2006 08:04AM PDT
Sorry. OT.
In Chicago, Asian looking man in p8nis pump terror plot:
[Link: www.ananova.c......]
All your penis pumps are belong to us.
Now kill the female he was pumping for.
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FearlessMinky Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:57:39am |
Okay y'all...
I sent a "suggestion" to Google that this certainly gives the appearance of political partisanship, and maybe it would be worth mentioning to the FEC. (I wasn't very nice about it.)
Look, the reality is that I don't care what words someone uses to "link" to another site. When I'm searching for something online, I want to search for the key word or phrase in its content, not someone else's opinion. If I want someone's opinion, I'll ask them. I don't need an editor for my searches.
I guess logic went out when the public school system went in.
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SnowDawg Thu, Aug 24, 2006 9:03:48am |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH AAAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHA
I will post a real comment when I stop laughing.
/Breath Dawg Don’t Forget to Breath
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Greg Thu, Aug 24, 2006 9:05:22am |
hehehe.....
Must clean coffee and spitle off of monitor now.....
Beam this into Tehran, especially the eeeevvvviiillll Joooooooo Enterprise with phasers on full.....
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Canadastani Thu, Aug 24, 2006 9:07:02am |
ROTF LMAO
This video is so solid! I love the Australian ship launching the flares. Nice work.
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gaw Thu, Aug 24, 2006 9:23:31am |
About that "photo" of the British soldier "threatening" a crowd with his weapon, including a man carrying his child...
Is it just me, or does the "protective father" in this picture bear a strong resemblance to a certain maniacal Iranian president?
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Occasional Reader Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:00:58am |
The Imperial Battle Cruiser dropping flares over Lebanon... I mean, what more can I say?
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avary Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:04:46am |
Be warned stringers are still making perfidious captions to go along their pictures.
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XMangels Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:13:06am |
Funny thing about the video, it has been hacked to stay at Views: 1,033
Try it, it never moves. This keeps the video from moving up the rankings.
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dairenn Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:28:09am |
Has anyone tried ask.com as a Google alternative? That's ridiculous that Google bombing is even still possible.
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XMangels Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:33:57am |
Sometimes if you go to Top Comedy today it will show 1,950.
Then go back to 1,033.
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bp_sf is now bp_nj Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:34:51am |
"Two Blown Off Thumbs Up!"
(but, it could of used a little of the wailing "father, father" girl/missle victim on the beach scene)
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6patrick6 Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:38:06am |
Pluto took the news stone-faced, but resented being lumped in with Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, and the other four horizontally challenged companions of Snow White.
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pegcity Thu, Aug 24, 2006 10:38:08am |
#15 Amy 8/24/2006 08:12AM PDT
OT but urgent:1- Go to [Link: www.Google.com"...] target="_blank">www.Google.com
2- Type in the word "Failure"
3- Look at the first listing.
4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.
This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.
Its been there for months.
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big L Thu, Aug 24, 2006 11:10:07am |
15- my--relax, they are not going to 'fix' it. It has been there for years.
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big L Thu, Aug 24, 2006 11:13:39am |
43-endangered...Yeah. Star Trek:
"Capn, we have klingons around Uranus.."
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big L Thu, Aug 24, 2006 11:21:39am |
92-bf-Roger Ebert has had part of his jaw removed and has had 3 surgeries in a couple of months. He is looking wan in the paper. Can't talk yet.
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Totally Berserk Thu, Aug 24, 2006 11:31:42am |
I'm laughing so hard I'm wiping tears from my eyes.
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Lizard by the Bay Thu, Aug 24, 2006 11:41:08am |
#15 Amy
1- Go to [Link: www.Google.com...]2- Type in the word "Failure"
3- Look at the first listing.
4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.
This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.
Why on Earth would Google "fix" something that was intentional? Google is a moonbat haven, and they are proud of it.
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Banagor Thu, Aug 24, 2006 1:13:06pm |
It seems like a lot of people here don't know much about internet stuff... :)
Jawa, I'll post on your site too but that was the best damned video I've seen in a long, long, time. :) And yeah, that line and song never gets old.
がんばって! 65281;! ^^
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dak Thu, Aug 24, 2006 2:46:18pm |
Yes we are on to them. And the word is getting around even on the MSM now.
I like to tell my friends about his type of stuff over coffee (they don't blog). I'll keep spreading the word.
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illegal upchuck Thu, Aug 24, 2006 5:20:43pm |
THAT made my day. I shall send mention of this video far and wide.
Good show!
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