Firsties....

can we still watch tele-tubbies?

Awesome! Friggin Awesome!

Sorry. OT.

In Chicago, Asian looking man in p8nis pump terror plot:

[Link: www.ananova.com...]

Is it just me or is anyone else out there having trouble seeing this? I clicked but nothing happened.

you owe me a new keyboard, Green Helemt Guy.

How are we going to break it to Pluto that he is no longer a planet?

6 pjcomix

I'am having the dame problem.

That was freakin' awesome. It came through just fine on my end - Firefox on WinXP here.

How do you get that good at making those things that fast?!

Orion

#8 Amalie

Luv your sense of humor. LOL

PIMF=same

How about a linky to a different hosty?

OT but urgent:

1- Go to www.Google.com

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Look at the first listing.

4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.

This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.

That tune never gets old. A catchy classic for the ages.

#8 Amalie

How are we going to break it to Pluto that he is no longer a planet?

Don't worry. I hear he is going to run as an independent!

#14 ploome hineni

Rather than face "humiliation", he opts for prison.

Yup. That pretty much sums up the mindset.

I can't view it either. In fact, as I type this, I can't view anything.

Must be the lingering Hitler effect.

#15 Amy
That's just balls out blatant bullshit....

#6 pjcomix 8/24/2006 08:06AM PDT
Is it just me or is anyone else out there having trouble seeing this? I clicked but nothing happened.

I noticed this happening to me as well and made sure to check that I had the latest Flash Player installed, which I did.

But I diverted my attention to something more productive (damn that making a living thing), and left the LGF page up. After a while, BLAP!, there's the video.

So my guess is that it's some new wrinkle in the way that the Flash Player loads the videos or the way that the person who compiled the flv files set the streaming options. I think it's having to load the file into local cache before it plays it.

So just give it a little while and then you should be able to see it. It's worth it too.

The MSM's credibility is shot to hell, and the whole world is finding out about it. I just hope Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Public have enough good sense to open their eyes and ears to see the truth. And I believe they will.

BabbaZee #21

No kidding. Someone needs to do a capture of this before it disappears. I don't know how.

amy,

They've been doing that for years. Juvenile, but what do you expect?

sweeeeeeeeeet! Eat that, Palywood and Hezbollah taquiya whores

Again, I don't think this is an intentional thing done by google. Give it some time and the video should go ahead and show up in the control.

JammieWearingFool #24

It would be fine if Google didn't tout itself as a serious source for news. Either it's a joke like The Onion, or it's not. It can't be both.

That video is simply outstanding

Eggzelent video! Love it!

nice!
all neatly wrapped in a nice MSM busting package set to music.

#23 Amy
I am a webtard ...I cant help there....

HELP!

26 savage_nation
Oy! Baaaaa baaaa black sheep! ;~P

BTW the vdeo is hysterical
I love it
thanks JAWA

HAHHAHAHAHHAAH

Did anyone notice the shot of the Village People spliced in?

(please, someone else say they noticed it-I don't want to be delusional this early in the day...)

#8 Amalie

another decision made by people sitting in rooms that seem to think they are the only ones that matter...

34 WriterMom
It was there I saw it!

Got a good beat, easy to dance to...I give it a 98.

#28 ploome hineni
agaggagagaaaaaaa

PLOOooOOOooOooOooOoME!

Amy
BabbaZee

They are called "Google Bombs" and they've been there for years. It's determined by how many links there are to web site using a key word. The word failure will sometimes point to Michael Moore's website depending on how many links there are. Here's another one. Try typing in "French Military Victories" and click the "I'm feeling Lucky" button.

I see...Village People!

/you're not delusional, Writermom--or perhaps we all are

#36 BabbaZee

(phew!)

Oy-I was sooooooo worried I was seeing things.

Amy

Algore is a major investor in Google, I try to use other search engines when possible.

#8 Amalie

First it's Pluto, next Uranus.

#40 Mrs. Right

I'm mildly bonkers, but I knew it was there...I also loved the flashes of Flatima: FAKE FAKE FAKE

'we'll keep busting you'...bwhaahahaa

We need another type of "spew warning" -- the kind alerting to hysterical laughter-spew vs gut-wrenching horror-spew.

Great vid, Jawa Report. Yes, pay sttention, all islamonazi Goebbels-clones and their MSM henchmen: all your fakes DO belong to us!

#41 WriterMom
ahhh one thing has nothing to do with the other, LOL!

/I SEE STUPID PEOPLE!

...and the ridiculous part is, is that all those schlubs in the ME think all of those photos are real...and the Democratic Party, US Media and the Upper West Side of Manhattan WANT them to be real.

From what I gather, most search engines use the Google or Yahoo facilities at the end of the day. There must be some really indipendent one tho.

#39 secsailor
HAHAOOOOOOO LOL

Did you mean: french military defeats

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents.

Hazmat #42 -

Unfortunately, I've tried other search engines, but they're all far inferior to Google.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Doug

secsailor #39

The difference is that at the bottom of the "French military victories" result page is a clear indication that it's a parody.

Oh, I love that video. How it airs on Fox or anyone else brave enough to use it. Catchy. Mesmerizing.

Regarding Google search using the word waffles.
Serious question. Will my SAT score now be reduced because they removed Pluto from the list of planets? Will those that got that question wrong now be given credit? Entrance to a good college could be at stake here.

My typo: I hope it airs on Fox and anywhere else.

It's not a 'siren', it's an air vent. Now the El Cubos will be able to say the whole argument is bogus.

Vent... gotta get over to Hot Air and see uh, HEAR what Bethany has to say today.

PLUTO LIED, PEOPLE DIED!
Stop planetary diminishing!

hheehehee

#50 Amy

I agree. I tried using Clusty and ask.com but they actually suck compared to Evil Google.

O/T but not really....

11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)

Hmmm, Babba where is THAT from?

[Link: www.uhuh.com...]

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Absolutely brilliant!
"we'd prefer you just do your damned job". That's a classic. Well said.

Even if Israel had a "Star Ship Battle Cruiser" Ohlmert wouldn't have used it for fear of a UN backlash

and the Hez'bohs would have to learn how to fake laser holes in their ambulances!

Mr. Willard

Amy

Google is fast, thats why I said "when possible" I attempt to use others first, then frustration sets in I bale.

Dogpile.com isn't a bad search engine. They actually bring up a sampling from numerous other engines and let you refine from there.

Damn, that's funny. I'm trying very hard not to laugh out loud at work. People look at me funny around here already.

I LOVED the video!

#15 -- I did the "failure" google search and, yes, George W. was at the top of the list. But Michael Moore was #4 on that list. Is there a way that we can move MM to the top of the list?

It's amazing to me how many people who *hate* George W. Bush actually know NOTHING about him, except the clips they hear on TV. And that's including my editors at Enslow Publishing. They assigned me the task of writing the biography of whoever won the 2004 Presidential election. So I had to research both Kerry and Bush...and learned tons about both men, both positive and negative. When Bush won, my Enslow editors were unhappy but decided to go ahead with the biography (it's for middle-schoolers, written at a 6th-grade reading level). Those editors have fought me every step of the way anytime I said anything positive about Bush in the biography. For example, when I wrote that Bush's popularity after 9/11 was the highest of any president in history, they didn't believe me...until I provided overwhelming evidence...again! My bibliography for this 120 page book is extensive (over 16 pages of sources). It's very difficult dealing with Bush haters. So, my book comes out in a few weeks (September pub date) and I have no idea what it will *really* look like. I saw the proof pages, but, I know they were still changing things at the last minute. I seriously doubt I'll ever write another book for them -- they'd have to offer me a ton of money to go through another experience like that one! And even then, I don't think so. (The book's not out yet and it's doing pretty good on Amazon: George W. Bush: President in a Turbulent World, by Pam Zollman. I figure the reviews I get will depend, not on my writing ability, but on how that particular person voted.)

Irrational Bush haters: barf!

Another possible staged photo: check out the woman sitting and looking a the wad of cash in the man's hands. It's The Most Lucky Homeowner, I think, apparently collecting all her dough from the score of homes she lost.

I love being able to sit here and go frame by frame and laugh at every little detail.

Outstanding work.

I KNEW if I sat through the credits there would be a little someting!

#5 FreakyBoy
Sorry. OT.

In Chicago, Asian looking man in p8nis pump terror plot:

Now that's he's embarrassed his family to the entire world, are they going to kill him, or his sister?

Brilliant!

Absolutely hilarious :D!

I loved the "old videogame" beginning!

This is just awesome! I confess I have the song on my iPod (it's peppy - helps me work faster).

The song was just waiting for this video!

15 Ann

Click on this a bunch - - - - > Failure. (Warning - goes to Michael Moore's site).

IIRC, every time someone clicks on "failure" and goes to a site, Google totes it up. Some Bush haters did the above type link, but with President Bush.

Wow....that is just too damn funny

#52 Amy

You still don't seem to really be getting it. The French page is not part of google. As has already been mentioned multiple times, this has been around for years and the results are set due to people linking to various things. Google has nothing to do with it.

#43 Endangered in Mass

Be careful! Don't let those sneaky bastards anywhere near Uranus! ;oD

#39 secsailor

This turned up as well:

Internet Parody Hands French Military a Defeat

http://www.google-watch.org/newsday.html

The French always end up as military toast, or so it seems from a search on the popular Google search engine. But a miffed Canadian student is actually behind a prank that says no documents are found in a Google search for "French military victories."

The article mentions this link: How bloggers game Google

#5 FreakyBoy 8/24/2006 08:04AM PDT
Sorry. OT.

In Chicago, Asian looking man in p8nis pump terror plot:

[Link: www.ananova.c......]

All your penis pumps are belong to us.

Now kill the female he was pumping for.

Okay y'all...

I sent a "suggestion" to Google that this certainly gives the appearance of political partisanship, and maybe it would be worth mentioning to the FEC. (I wasn't very nice about it.)

Look, the reality is that I don't care what words someone uses to "link" to another site. When I'm searching for something online, I want to search for the key word or phrase in its content, not someone else's opinion. If I want someone's opinion, I'll ask them. I don't need an editor for my searches.

I guess logic went out when the public school system went in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH AAAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHA

I will post a real comment when I stop laughing.

/Breath Dawg Don’t Forget to Breath

hehehe.....

Must clean coffee and spitle off of monitor now.....

Beam this into Tehran, especially the eeeevvvviiillll Joooooooo Enterprise with phasers on full.....

ROTF LMAO

This video is so solid! I love the Australian ship launching the flares. Nice work.

Good one, Fearless. I agree.

About that "photo" of the British soldier "threatening" a crowd with his weapon, including a man carrying his child...

Is it just me, or does the "protective father" in this picture bear a strong resemblance to a certain maniacal Iranian president?

The Imperial Battle Cruiser dropping flares over Lebanon... I mean, what more can I say?

Be warned stringers are still making perfidious captions to go along their pictures.

Funny thing about the video, it has been hacked to stay at Views: 1,033

Try it, it never moves. This keeps the video from moving up the rankings.

87 XMangels
that's very interesting

Has anyone tried ask.com as a Google alternative? That's ridiculous that Google bombing is even still possible.

That's a great little video!

Sometimes if you go to Top Comedy today it will show 1,950.

Then go back to 1,033.

"Two Blown Off Thumbs Up!"

(but, it could of used a little of the wailing "father, father" girl/missle victim on the beach scene)

Pluto took the news stone-faced, but resented being lumped in with Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, and the other four horizontally challenged companions of Snow White.

#15 Amy 8/24/2006 08:12AM PDT
OT but urgent:

1- Go to [Link: www.Google.com"...] target="_blank">www.Google.com

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Look at the first listing.

4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.

This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.

Its been there for months.

Wait a minute..Pluto got deplaneted?

15- my--relax, they are not going to 'fix' it. It has been there for years.

43-endangered...Yeah. Star Trek:
"Capn, we have klingons around Uranus.."

92-bf-Roger Ebert has had part of his jaw removed and has had 3 surgeries in a couple of months. He is looking wan in the paper. Can't talk yet.

I'm laughing so hard I'm wiping tears from my eyes.

Bad Ass!

#15 Amy

1- Go to [Link: www.Google.com...]

2- Type in the word "Failure"

3- Look at the first listing.

4- Tell other people before the people at Google fix it.

This is outrageous, and people should see it before it disappears.

Why on Earth would Google "fix" something that was intentional? Google is a moonbat haven, and they are proud of it.

It seems like a lot of people here don't know much about internet stuff... :)

Jawa, I'll post on your site too but that was the best damned video I've seen in a long, long, time. :) And yeah, that line and song never gets old.

がんばって！&# 65281;！　＾＾

Yes we are on to them. And the word is getting around even on the MSM now.

I like to tell my friends about his type of stuff over coffee (they don't blog). I'll keep spreading the word.

THAT made my day. I shall send mention of this video far and wide.

Good show!

Awesome video! I'm still laughing!
The Truth can leave an awful, stinging welt!