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All those people at the beach and there's only one guy out in the water? Was "Jaws" on TV last night?

Just got done watching "Carnivale" on HBO.
Anybody know if it's going to make a comeback?

-The Tuna

Hey savage! You on your new gig yet?

#11 prospero
The water is cold!

Comeback from what?

Ummm

*looking for the FNDT...*

could someone help a girl out?!? =)

In case this hasnt been posted:

Dynamite found in luggage aboard flight

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Federal authorities have determined that his actions were not acts of terrorism

Oh, alrighty then

If it's going to re-air again. New season going to start? I'm left hangin' from a year ago.

#14 J.D.

Impossible. Al Gore said so.

(I guess that would explain how Charles was able to walk out on the water to take the picture, though.)

!7 I think you found it...;-}

YAY!

#24!

Damn! Now?

could someone help a girl out?!?

Of what?

The Band starts at 9:00.

Yea!

Finally, we see the view from the deck of the Ever Present SuperTanker.

Seriously, if this is the FNDT I'd better grab a drink.

re #25

help a girl out... to the FNDT... or something...

where are all the fun peeps tonite?!?

I was at the shore earlier in the week - 'twas beautiful...

I told him that I was leaving and he told me why and I explained that my terminal manager is a complete loser and an idiot who hides behind her damn policy manual and he told me he is going to can her ass on Monday. hahhaha

Is that next Monday, or last Monday?

Regardless, that's very cool.

Sweet. Now I can crack a brew with no reservations about cluttering up another thread.

I'm having Grasshopper from a bottle for the first time.

iSalud!

where are all the fun peeps tonite?!?

Part of me agrees with you, and part of me is offended. Don't make me whip out my Chopped Liver™ status. And someone get Bubb-alie in here!

#31

Um -- oh, never mind.

where are all the fun peeps tonite?!?

At the beach, apparently.

#31 blj

where are all the fun peeps tonite?!?

Here at home, dateless but happy ;-)

I'm having Grasshopper from a bottle for the first time.

don't their legs tickle on the way down? hmmm...

(grasshopper is great, BTW, eh?)

One must but call on Ahab and his vigilantes, and the FNDT commences.

blue_like-jazz

Oh, grasshopper, you shall learn...

isn't that bubb_alie swimming in the ocean up there?

"Oh, AMALIEEE... come play on this here thread!"

Fun peeps

W-Lover~ hello. Do I know you? You remind me of someone...

;-)

{DUBS}! Where the hell have you been?!

Did some say Grasshopper?

Back to the water...

No beached double-hulled supertankers!

Wait, there is one, right near the lifeguard stand. Looks like she's sunbathing.

/ouch!

The infidel romps and plays on the beach~ I am insulted! Where is the bowing and scraping?!

#30 savage_nation

my terminal manager is a complete loser and an idiot who hides behind her damn policy manual

Does she make you do TPS reports in triplicate?

Hi all,
Did someone say beer? I think i will have 1 or 2 ... more.

Everybody join in!

*SIGH* This about says it all:

Yeah I said it’s alright

I won’t forget

All the times

I waited patiently for you

As you do just what you choose to do

And I will be alone again tonight my dear

--Arthur Lee (R.I.P.)

Damned song in my head.

Lovely photo..you can almost see the curve of the earth.

And speaking of planets..

I am bitterly, bitterly disappointed Pluto has lost it's planet status. Can you imagine how it feels to be stuck out in the middle of nowhere just waiting for someone to find you? Then, having been found and enjoying your new found stature by being the little black styrofoam ball on the outer edge of all those grade school solar system models, having the rug pulled out from under you.

Sorry, I just needed to vent.

Where have you been?!

Speaking of brew...

I racked my beer into the secondary fermentor tonight. I’m making a very tasty Blueberry Flavored Stout. It’s a recipe that my dad and I created about ten years ago. Unlike most fruit beers, the blueberry is barely noticeable is really almost just an after-taste. It should be ready to bottle in a few days. If my taste test tonight is any indication, this should be my best batch yet! I can’t wait!

Don't bother me...Now playing Crystal Gayle.

#48 --- Ah, my new screen saver for work!

#42 fluffy
Go peddle your peeps!

Oh, blue_like_jazz, c'mon back baby, aw baby, don't be lahk that... Looka here at who I found out cruisin' tonight. We gonna have some kinda fun!

#48 frax

*CLINK*

This Grasshopper's great! What are you having?

#52 secsailor

I'll drink to that!

#56 cbinflux

OMG... that is just wrong on SOOO many levels...

/swearing off peeps for life

Well it is Friday night. When I still worked for a living Friday night was really important. Now that I don’t, I still like to raise a glass for those who do and keep my Social Security payments coming...Thanks all.

I used to live in NJ. As far as I know it is the only place where one refers to going to the beach as “going down the shore”, so Charles I love the caption.

It is almost September. Here in SC it means hot days, cool nights, morning mist and fog, and beautiful sunsets. So I sit on my patio tonight wishing that all my friends at LGF can be as fortunate as I have been. I have everything I need, and some of what I want. It doesn’t get any better than that, and there’s only one country in this whole wide world in which that could ever happen. How f’n lucky I am.

So thanks for letting this old lady interrupt what just might be the FNDT, and have a nice day.

#53 savage_nation,

Excellent news. Too often the good workers are run off for whatever wuss reason.

Good on ya savage.

Just finished watching a piece on the History Channel - narrated by a Brit, it was about the fall of the Roman Empire. Naturally included were shots of the twin towers falling, scenes of chaos from 9/11, the second plane crashing in...

Like I need someone hitting me on the head with 'hey mate, your civilization is crashing in'.

Somebody get me a drink, please.

blj you from Canada?

Indeed, I first had Grasshopper in a tavern here in March, but this is the first time I've had it since.

Great stuff! Now that Sleeman's is no longer totally Canadian, I am solidly with Fort Garry and Big Rock.

Yum.

#60 Grandma
.
SOUTH CAROLINA

Beautiful places, smiling faces

A little humor for tonite:

How to make love

The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes."

The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours."

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"

The Jewish man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."

re #60 grandma

hear hear! *clinkity*

i am in charlotte, so not TOO far from you! love your beaches, esp. seabrook and IOP!

7-Eleven clerk is killed over taco

/not sure who's more dangerous/evil, jihadis or gangbangers

Pickin' up chicks?

#52 secsailor

I've been thinking of brewing some at home. I know people that do and they have a great time doing it!

My shop is big enough for the beer, plus I could brew some ethanol for the car and some biodiesel for the pickup...

Ah, TRUE self-sufficiency!

Then, a wind turbine for the house and a solar array for the shop...

Of course, by this time, I'd have spent what 10 years worth of utilities would cost, give or take, but being off-the-grid, brew my own fuel AND my own brew...hmmm! :)

#59 blj
Don't go off half-cocked, just punish the randy little buggers! 25 seconds in the microwave ought to teach them a lesson!

/cool one minute, apply as a soothing balm.

*passing killer tomato a cold, frosty mug...*

re #71 cbinflux

heh heh... "soothing balm"

ahhh...

Thanks!

I was reading the blog -IRAQ THE MODEL- and he had this comment-

At that moment I felt the difference and wished I could immediately go back to Baghdad. I know the balance is a tough one but those who seek temporary safety will never get safety.

I read that and thought that this is what a lot of the -get us out of Iraq now crowd - need to hear. That the temporary relief of getting out will not make the US or the world safer in the long term.

#57 logger

just budweiser.

*cheers*

rqballjohn_

I just read that too! It gave me chills...

I believe this battle is worth the trouble and sacrifice and perhaps this time I have additional reasons that motivate me to carry on; it's the people who are looking forward to seeing us succeed and our success here makes the road shorter and less costly to walk for the rest of the region.

#68 KB
Or jihadi gangbangers (Mermphis)
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

#60 grandma
You are welcome for the SS payments you earned. Hope it's still there when I'm old:)

no problem, tomato...

#72 savage_nation

Plus he knows I'm not too impressed with his wealth. I'm straight with him and I tell it like it is.

LOL! Admirable traits for sure.

This poor Lebanon woman is homeless again..

[Link: hodja.wordpress.com...]

#76 rqballjohn

Isn't Mohammed a muslim?

whoa, baby... it's 12:16 EST! i gotta hit the sack! soccering all day tomorrow

/how lame is that?!?

PARTY ON, LGF!

Anyone seen the 12th Imam?

Anyone else pining for the NFL? Now that I have finished my fantasy draft, I am itching more than before!

I am also in the happy position of having a player from my favorite team star on my fantasy team.

We'll see. . . .

#86 BLZ

Pansey!

'Night, blue_like_jazz!

Termite guy had great news for us today; only found one (1) dead termite under the house! Woo hoo!
We have to keep an eye out though for 10-20 million pallbearers and mourners.

#87 jetprop

I thought it was the 12th M&M!

Damn, I wasted Tuesday for a stinkin' candy?

#81 [[[savage_nation]]]!
I did! SHE is such a cutie! :D

rqballjohn,

Another good quote:

Iraqis are not afraid of expressing their differences with the authority because we in Iraq have more or les became part of that authority the day we elected our representatives while terrorists and militias are nothing more than temporary phenomenon that unlike constitution and elections have no solid foundations.

Excellent.

#67, blue_like_jazz,

I could probably throw a stone to Charlotte if not for the arthritis. Isn’t it great around here? Like they say, “The weather is here, I wish I were beautiful”.

There's M&Ms?!

12th Imam

Anyone around the Detroit area today likely had to deal with the yearly one-day swarm of flying ants. Yup, bigass menacing ants with wings. They come out of the ground and fly all over for one day then they're gone.

#84 imb

I am a great magician. your ship will explode!

/Master Pain

Sarah D-

The whole post is quite excellent. He's a very good writer.

FNDT humor:

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.

#91 chinflux

Yeah, but that termite was twelve feet long!

A link passed down from my lgf elders.

Aaaa-ah!

another classic

#87 jetprop

Anyone seen the 12th Imam?

Yeah, hiding under the professional shriekers' beds along with thousands of jihadis.

/you know, the shriekers who totally screwed the pooch after spending weeks promising that the sky was gonna fall on 8/22

#100 W-lover

His English has improved a great deal, as has that of most of the Iraqi bloggers.

Very very good news.

#92 6patrick6

lol

"The breezes at dawn have secrets to tell you, don't go back to sleep. You must ask for what you truly want, don't go back to sleep. People are going back and forth across the doorsill where worlds touch. The door is round and open, don't go back to sleep."
- Rumi

#105 Killian Bundy

/you know, the shriekers who totally screwed the pooch after spending weeks promising that the sky was gonna fall on 8/22

No no no no! According to the backtracking BS masters, they didn't really mean it!

70 6patrick6

I've been thinking of brewing some at home. I know people that do and they have a great time doing it!

It is great fun! And easier than most people think. My dad got me hooked 10 years ago. I come from a long line of homebrewers and bootleggers. My grandfather used to run bootleg whiskey from Kentucky to West Virginia back in the 20's and 30's. I still have (and use!) my grandfathers antique bottle capper. If your really serious about taking up the hobby, stop by your local homebrew supply shop and pick up a book by Charlie Papazian. I think most people would be surprised at the quality of beer that you can make at home.

As much as I hate the man, it was actually Jimmy Carter that legalized homebrewing back in 1979. That started a homebrewing craze that was directly responsible for the rise of micro-breweries and brew pubs in the eighties. America had a great brewing tradition before prohibition. After it was repealed American brewers only made one kind of beer: A light pislner. Now look at the choices you have! All thanks to Jimmy Carter! I think it was the only decent thing the man has ever done.

54 Stuck in california

Don't bother me...Now playing Crystal Gayle.

FNDT admission... My very first concert was Kenny Rogers/ Crystal Gayle. Hey, it was with my grandma :D I think I was like 7 or 8 :)

We also saw Kenny with Dolly and Kenny with Janie Freaky(?) Fricke(?) ... anyhooo... Yep, the grandma had a thing for Kenny~

#102 savage_nation

Davenport LOVES prime rib, btw. lol

Rare, like Dracula right?

/ya had to see the pics to get it :D

You mean it wasn't?

Almost done with Beer #1. Hmmm, what to have next?

#111 m

My first concert (not gonna count Sha Na Na, not a concert, an event) was Kenny and the Gatlin Bros. Damn the Gatlins where good!

#103 6p6
It's the liquid vitamins that Terminix feeds them. One of my termites, grown on their special formula, has won the blue ribbon at the Mid-South Fair seven years running.

I can't take the credit, really, it's those ServiceMaster Scientists.

Almost done with Beer #1. Hmmm, what to have next?

Beer #2 comes to mind...

112 W-lover~ I feel fiiine~

I have this playing in my ears.

London Calling

Grandma

Are you on the coast? On the river side of the state here.

#105 Killian Bundy

/you know, the shriekers who totally screwed the pooch after spending weeks promising that the sky was gonna fall on 8/22

lol
Killian, you forgot to set your calender back.

This is 1 A. D. J.

AfterDinnerJacket.

TTFN.

{Lower Case M}-

Are you also shiny & happy?

Savage~ that's my fav too :)

Testing name link.

Jumps in...

The Italian wife gripes to her husband about how he won't go in the jacuzzi with her, how he's always picking his nose, and how he insists on being "on top" every time.

"Looky here" he says. "On our a-wedding night my papa tolda me, son, keepa outta hot water, keepa you nose clean, and whatever you do don't a fuck-up."

#124 zombie

yup

#109 Sarah D.

No no no no! According to the backtracking BS masters, they didn't really mean it!

I stayed up all night and halfway through the morning on the 23rd just teasing the [expletive deleted] out of them.

Anyway, I don't see much backtraking. They remain as unrepentant and insanely paranoid as ever.

/their apocalyptic hopes and dreams just haven't come true, yet

Alrighty then. Got my account, and my name link, on this wacky antique computer!

#98 mich-again 8/25/2006 09:30PM PDT
Anyone around the Detroit area today likely had to deal with the yearly one-day swarm of flying ants. Yup, bigass menacing ants with wings. They come out of the ground and fly all over for one day then they're gone.

Keep them down in the mitten please. We don't want them across the bridge. ha ha.

What the hell...

Someone named Zombie is posting here,

using a commodore 64...

Amazing!

Rove, you magnificent bastard!

#80, x-ray,

You are welcome for the SS payments you earned. Hope it's still there when I'm old:)

Our congresscritters aren’t going to screw around too much in the next 20 years to severely cripple SS. But, put aside some $$$ now while you’re young into 401K’s or IRA’s. SS doesn’t provide everything, as I well know. The pension, the investments and the SS all together are keeping me from having to interview for jobs. Had I not taken advantage of all those options when I was young, I’d be working in Wal-Mart today as an elderly “greeter” or “bagger”. As a single parent I managed to put four children through college with little or no outstanding college loans on a supervisor’s salary (wasn’t as much as the VP earned). But I still made sure something went aside for my old age. Sacrifice some of the creature comforts now to save and plan for your old age and you’ll be fine.

Killian-

#112 was for you...

122 W-lover ~well I just painted my toenails a metallic blue, does that count?

#119 frax

Yeah, but the Clash never had a member who went by Rat Scabies.

#130 Nancy

Keep them down in the mitten please. We don't want them across the bridge. ha ha.

Ya hey, you don't want no mutant winged ants up there in da UP, no?

My wife is a yooper (Houghton).

I've been there once.

I'm from Texas.

And they call us rednecks?

GTFOOH!

Everybody hit zombis tip jar, she/he/it needs something bigger than a 386.

~well I just painted my toenails a metallic blue, does that count?

That sounds more smurfy.

#127 Killian Bundy

Anyway, I don't see much backtracking.

Oh hell yes there has been. They predicted chaos in the streets! Dogs and cats fornicating in public! The End Of The Freakin' World!

And what did they say after?

_{[Well, that's NOT what we said really, you see, things will just get progressively worse as time goes on, 'cause you all are dhimmi idiots you know...]}

Oh, and they whined plenty about the heckling too. Wimpy morons.

Now it's a double of Amarula.

Yum.

Announcement to anyone who has emailed or will email me:

I will be unable to read or send emails for the next week or so. A tragedy, I know, but it was unavoidable. I still have (literally) over 500 unanswered emails awaiting me as of yesterday; by the time I get access again, there will surely be thousands more. I simply don't know what I'm going to do. I'll appear to be cruel and unresponsive to the hundreds/thousands of people who won't read this announcement. But alas, "technical difficulties" has denied me access to email for now at least. And there is a slim chance (cross your fingers) that I will lose all prior emails and have to start my life from scratch all over again. (Now is the time to pray, even for us infidels.)

127 Killian Bundy

They remain as unrepentant and insanely paranoid as ever.

Yes they do. I just lurk when I see the one who always sucks all the gas out of the thread hanging out, tossing around 4-day old yawn links and the tired old shreik-bot analysis. Over 1% of all LGF posts from one person. But its the same post over and over, some 3x10^4 times.

I like the night crowd better.

#117 savage_nation

Thanks for the reminder of why I'm at LGF. that was one of the first things I read back in Nov. '04. I linked here because of Rathergate. I'm sure I'll cry all over again if i start reading it.

Don't know if you guys got the word, but the one-world caliphate of glorious Islam, it will be emanating from the West Bank.

Sorry, it's true. The Palis are leading the way for the one world sharia dominated Islamic republic.

Watch out for those Wolverines, however. They can shoot better than an Iraqi insurgent. Way better.

#120, ASD:

I’m in “Rock Thrill”, SC. Not far from Charlotte, NC. I’ve only been here for two years and am still exploring. I love Charleston. North Myrtle Beach and IOP and the rest of the LowCountry are grand. I still want to visit Hilton Head. I miss Manhattan terribly, but was so lucky to have been able to saturate myself in NYC for decades that now the memories are sufficient.

136 imploder 8/25/2006 09:50PM PDT
#130 Nancy My wife is a yooper (Houghton).

Born in Hancock, raised in L'Anse. You betcha!

Fraid we don't need giant flying ants!

#131 imploder
Someone named Zombie is posting here,
using a commodore 64...

#137 Stuck in california
Everybody hit zombis tip jar, she/he/it needs something bigger than a 386

Actually, it's one of those old Wang mainframes. I have to enter each comment with punch cards.

#141 Zombie

And there is a slim chance (cross your fingers) that I will lose all prior emails and have to start my life from scratch all over again. (Now is the time to pray, even for us infidels.)

Slim chance, hell! You need to take decisive action and delete the 500 soon to be 1000 soon to be 3000 e-mail inbox.

Take it from a guy who used to travel a lot. I'd have 1000 e-mails in my inbox when I got home. My answer? Delete. If someone had a return receipt or some other kind of tracking crap, they'd call me and I'd have them re-mail it.

Otherwise, I don't have two days to go through my box. That's just getting outrageous there.

141 zombie

You need helpers. Zombie Nation!

Sorry to interupt this non-serious thread

but I've been thinking...since the Congressional report came out about all the intelligence agencies ganging up to downplay the Iranian threat.

Is this the next step in the CIA war against President Bush? e.g. if he chooses to confront Iran militarily, will CIA accuse him of exagerating intelligence as they did about Saddam?

Has anyone out there seen any intelligent commentary about the possibility?

Are the Congress people who put out the report trying to anticipate trouble from the treasonous CIA and State Department?

Anybody? Know anything?

Can some one hack into zombies site and put the tip jar where anyone can find it?

zombie is much to shy to post it properly!

#133 W-lover

#112 was for you...

Yeah, thanks. I'm still on dial-up and can't risk upsetting my internet connection apple cart configuration until my current year's obligation to a soccer league is over. I run their website and get paid well for it.

In a couple weeks, I'll throw down a few grand for another state of the art Dell (this one did everything asked for about eight years).

/and then it's on to cable and video on demand

#149, savage_nation,

No, I was unaware. I thought there was some sort of zoo in Asheboro. Or is this some sort of question that has a punch line? HeeHee.

#145 grandma
I moved to SC. ten years ago and I love it! By the way if you head to the Savannah River I live close to the nuke plant and next door to Bubba.

Jihadists as Borg Tutorial

Jihadist Islam is a Borg style collective instinctively driven to conquer and assimilate non-Borg infidels.
The primary difference with the Borg would be jihadists' tendency to turn on their own with accusations of apostacy, followed by continued bloodletting.
Once again, jihadists are more evil than civilized minds can conjure - worse than even the Borg.

#147 savage_nation

Your right.
i just think i'm gunna hold off reading it again for now.

#152

CIA has a good number of partisans, as does FBI (I personally know one FBI agent who has drank the Daily Kos Kool Aid, and this a long time ago).

Recently, moves have been made that make framing the executive branch rather less-than-productive.

As a matter of fact, they will fire your ass for unhealthy behaviours. And it always seems the trail is so easy to follow.

I recommend professionals in the government do their part to help our country win rather than trying to hand victory or defeat to one party or another.

I lived and served through a few war zones, and even though Clinton was my President for one action (Haiti) I would never sell him out, even if he was not so very good. I still wouldn't sell him out.

I don't know if we're there anymore. I think people will sell out Bush just for the hatred spread by the other side. What they don't realize is a hurt Bush is bad for the economy and everything else.

Hey folks, I'm visiting Minneapolis this weekend. My niece is starting at MCAD this Monday and we are moving her in! Damn proud of her.

Beautiful downtown area. Had no idea that there was so many halal restaurants though. Has Minneapolis always had a large Muslim population? Just askin'

Killian,
before I lay me down to sleep.

I wish the World would have ended,

Maybe I could get rid of this freaking AOL.

Maybe I could get rid of this freaking AOL.

Wow, not many people run that anymore.

It is so 1995.

{Ibmkeyboard}! AOHell :)

152 Uncle Bigbad

Here is the place to start looking if you want to find CIA dissidents OSS.net

As for the House Intelligence report on Iran, I liked the part in it that responded to the story of the American IAEA inspector who was fired by al-Baredei for speaking the truth about Iran's nuclear weapon plans. Didn't it say something about how "The world has a big problem."?

Reminded me of a LGF thread title.

Has Minneapolis always had a large Muslim population? Just askin'

No, but our lovely welfare state has made it a popular destination for immigrants. Rochester, MN actually has a higher population % of muslims though...

What part of the Minne-apple is she in? I know which islamo-deli has the best gyros...

Google/trends/"detonator"
[Link: www.google.com...]

Those wacky Europeans have been readin' up on detonators. Probably just one crackpot, travelin' around.

There was a person on another site that had the nic "death before AOL" ahem, charles.

eminencefront~ it's a put on!

/sorry, reflex

163 imploder

Wow, not many people run that anymore.

Shoot, now they give it away with roadrunner.

Killian-

Puttin' LGF first!

/it was only crappy REM anyways

night pretty girl,

#150 imploder
Slim chance, hell! You need to take decisive action and delete the 500 soon to be 1000 soon to be 3000 e-mail inbox.

Take it from a guy who used to travel a lot. I'd have 1000 e-mails in my inbox when I got home. My answer? Delete. If someone had a return receipt or some other kind of tracking crap, they'd call me and I'd have them re-mail it.

Otherwise, I don't have two days to go through my box. That's just getting outrageous there.

You don't understand: my emails are coming from all over the world, from people that don't know me personally, and a very large number of them are/might be extremely important in one way or another. Media outlets, reporters, tipsters, underground infiltrators, you name it -- a dizzying cavalcade. Yes, amongst them are trivial/"unimportant" emails, but especially these last three weeks, there are many that make me say, "Oh dear, this is important. I must set aside 15 minutes to deal with this!" Then I open the next email, and it's MORE important. And then the next, and then the next...for hour upon hour, day upon day. Those 500 unanswered emails weren't all just spam or chitchat -- those were the super-important ones that I had set aside because they were so important. I'd already deleted the spams, answered the easy ones.

Included are: Requests for interviews; TV shows wanting permission to use my stuff; people sending me amazing new debunking proofs; offers to make mirrors of my site; some cypto-neocon French woman working for Amnesty International asking for help for her to sneak some anti-idiotarian stuff into their reports; People notifying me that this or this site is ripping me off, or slandering me, or whatever; death threats from ROPers still reeling from the Mohammed Image Archive; and all sorts of people requesting communications on all sorts of topics.

Putting email links at the bottom of my last two reports, combined with being on the boob tube and linked from here to Timbuktu, has caused my email inbox to explode.

And right in the middle of that, "technical difficulties" has denied me access to email!

And life must go on...

#170 savage_nation
It's free with the roadrunner. Outlook isn't safe~ and the parental controls for my younguns. So I get on roadrunner to surf, aol for mail.

#171

Shoot, now they give it away with roadrunner.

They give it away everywhere you look.

P.S., My prediction: AOL is sunk. Dead. Gone.

#166

She's over by the Minneapolis Art Institute. Seems pretty nice. I must say coming from Appleton, WI it was a weird feeling seeing all the burqas and whatnot. We just don't get them like that in the Fox Valley area.

And the buddy list rocks.

Goodnight {Ibmkeyboard}! Have a great night! Email me with your new addy so we can try to organize a lunch or something to welcome Realwest down :D

#156, ASD,

Do you glow in the dark like I do after living near the Bayway refinery in NJ for more than 60 years? If so, I’ll recognize you. And everyone here seems to live next door to Bubba. But I love it here. In fact, I visited NJ in April to see family and friends. That was enough; I told them all to take a good look at this wrinkled old face and remember it because it just might be the last time they’ll see it in NJ.

#165 Mich-Again

Thanks for the link. I'll explore it.

By the way, I just watched a Thomas Barnett presentation on C-SPAN. It left me somewhat depressed. I think his analysis is largely correct.

You don't understand: my emails are coming from all over the world, from people that don't know me personally, and a very large number of them are/might be extremely important in one way or another.

Zombie, in that case, you need solutions that will cover you so you don't have the problem you're having now.

Network storage has saved my butt plenty-a-time, but it has to be done right.

She's over by the Minneapolis Art Institute. Seems pretty nice. I must say coming from Appleton, WI it was a weird feeling seeing all the burqas and whatnot. We just don't get them like that in the Fox Valley area.

Fox Valley! No, I don't remember seeing any in Appleton! LOL

I go by the MIA daily. There's some great stuff in there, btw.

My favorite burka on a bus in Minneapolis story: I got on the bus one morning headed to work, and the park and ride a young muslim girl got on and sat near me in the back. As soon as the bus pulled away she stood up and pulled her skirt down, revealing a pair of blue jeans. She pulled her scarf off hear head, and took her top off, revealing another, more wester top. I often wonder about her... Hope she's okay.

^{there are some here who would deport such a brave young woman}

#153 Stuck in california

Can some one hack into zombies site and put the tip jar where anyone can find it?

zombie is much to shy to post it properly!

Nevah!

Actually, I have my reasons -- very good reasons -- for not having a PayPal button.

It's not just shyness -- it's an extremely well-thought-out (and so far very successful) philosophical strategy put into physical action.

#172 W-lover

Puttin' LGF first!

/it was only crappy REM anyways

It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine) is okay, if not a bit overplayed.

/as for musical tastes, I'm more stuck in the '70s, stuck in the '80s

Now i lay me down to sleep .

got me thinking of Enter Sandman.

#181 grandma

Do you glow in the dark like I do after living near the Bayway refinery in NJ for more than 60 years?

Hell, I do kinds of tricks after several drinks.

Sorry zombie, I will keep my nose out of your business...

there are some here who would deport such a brave young woman

Well, maybe not - she MUST be an apostate and as such she just might be safe.

Though I have yet to get a clear answer on how exactly you tell the difference.

180 savage_nation

Wish we had one! So you could tell who's on what thread and whatnot~ that would be awesome :D Or at least how many people are on individual threads.

I wonder how many people are actually registered? That'd be a cool graph to see. There were mini explosions here and there with links from different places, but it blew UP after rathergate and then again with the fauxtos.

182 Uncle Bigbad

and here is the House Intelligence report. link And here is the best paragraph from all of it.. (although I recommend everyone read it. It really is a good primer on the case against Iran)

While not an instance of Iranian perfidy, the spring 2006 decision by IAEA Director General
ElBaradei to remove Mr. Christopher Charlier, the chief IAEA Iran inspector, for allegedly raising concerns about Iranian deception regarding its nuclear program and concluding that the purpose of Iran's nuclear program is to construct weapons, should give U.S. policymakers great pause.

The United States has entrusted the IAEA with providing a truly objective assessment of Iran's nuclear program. IAEA officials should not hesitate to conclude that the purpose of Iranian nuclear program is to produce weapons if that is where the evidence leads. If Mr. Charlier was removed for not adhering to an unstated IAEA policy barring IAEA officials from telling the whole truth about the Iranian nuclear program, the United States and the international community have a serious problem on their hands.

Indeed.

#159, savage_nation,

Now why would I think there was a cutesy answer to your question? Very good.

Okay, now what to drink? Maybe Beer #2?

#189 Stuck in california
Sorry zombie, I will keep my nose out of your business...

Don't take it the wrong way. I didn't mean to appear harsh. I just wanted you to know that it was a conscious decision on my part to have my site the way it is. No hard feelings.

Sarah-

Just to be safe, we should throw the baby out with the bath water...

#191 {m}

I wonder how many people are actually registered?

I haven't been able to keep my keyboard quiet after I registered!

One wish at a time! I'm still waiting for the Ignore Button™!

190 Sarah D.

there are some here who would deport such a brave young woman

Well, maybe not - she MUST be an apostate and as such she just might be safe.

Though I have yet to get a clear answer on how exactly you tell the difference.

You can't get an answer on who would make the decisions on who is and isn't a muslim either. She probably calls herself a muslim. The imams might call her an apostate, others may call her an apostate, but she calls herself a muslim.

If she checks muslim on a census form, would that be enough of a reason? For some... yes.

#188, ASD,

Now that trick thing sounds interesting. The only tricks I can manage are those I can win in Pinochle.

Zombie, no offence takin, I just want to support you in any way I can. And I was just kidding about the hack thing, sorry.

#196 W-lover

Well of course! Perfectly logical!

/Bah

Hope you are well sweetie.

203 Sarah-

A real "Why Didn't I Think of That" Moment!

#197 savage_nation~ oooh a "hotlist" even. You might just getchoself a fatwa!

I wonder how many LGFers have a fatwa...?

Get your red hot Fatwas right here!

/Hi Dubluv, m

I have a fat cat. (what the heck is a wa?)

#198 {fraxinus americana}~ and we're glad of it!

#199 W-lover~you're right. First things first!

{Bubb-alie}!

#200 m

If she checks muslim on a census form, would that be enough of a reason? For some... yes.

Hmmm, sounds kinda familiar no?

Hiya Amalie! Killah!

oh, and Killer @ #208 ~:-x

186 Killian

/as for musical tastes, I'm more stuck in the '70s, stuck in the '80s

It's raining men, alleluia
it's raining men..

Disco Killian

Any other poker lingo I can help you with, Love?

My last Fort Garry Light.

Sure is quiet here without the usual chatterers.

211 Sarah D. ~ yeop.

It's raining Fatwas!

With my sick since of humor, I Will shut the fu! Sorry all.

Killer-T

A fatwa kinds of sounds like a fat ass to me...

~ :D

Damn, logger! I'm tryin'!

Halal haraam fatwa jihad allah!

Speak of the Devil!

Hi, Amalie!

Can I get you something to drink? ;-)

#213 Amalie
Hahahaha! :D

#212 m

Hey! And the cat has just informed me that it is 'big boned', not fat.

Hi, Am.

Dirka Dirka! Fatwa jihad!

222 logger phd

Hello... yes, pick me out something.. it's hotter than Hell in here, even though, technically I am in Hell, so what is the difference?

LOL

#190 Sarah D.

Though I have yet to get a clear answer on how exactly you tell the difference.

Don't even start. There was a thread where Ed, I, and others asked her majesty that question, the legal/Constitutional questions concerning mass deportation, and then really started hammering on the logistics of how it would all actually work.

I'm afraid the LGF search function is lacking nowadays or you might be able to search for Killian and logistics and catch the thread.

/need I tell you what happened?

#218 Stuck in california~ oh c'mon! We can take it!

Allah fatwa jihad haraam nas'rallah inshallah.

/Look how quickly I am learning to speak Farsi

lol

#227 Killian Bundy

started hammering on the logistics of how it would all actually work.

See, that's the problem with you people. You expect reason. Details. Just load 'em on boats and set them adrift! sheesh

/

#226 Amalie

How about a cold beer? I have a galss in the freezer, too!

(Oh, and it's Canadian beer, too!)

224 Killer Tomato

Hey! And the cat has just informed me that it is 'big boned', not fat.

Of course it is. /another lasagna freak? :D

225 W-Lover

Dirka Dirka

Dirka Diggler Dirka Diggler

#213 Amalie

Disco Killian

It was a reletively short phase in high school.

/girlfreind at the time and all

#223 m

ROFLMAO! If it walks in wearing a beard, I'm outta here!

DIRKA DIRKA!

232 logger

That sounds wonderful. Thanks!

/Homer simpson drool

Beeerrraaarrrghhh...

Good fatwa night,
lizards and flesh consuming animated dead!
Thanx for keeping me up to date and in the right frame of mind.

#236

uh... that would be 233... (can't count, either)

2325 Killian

So how far did you go during this "relatively short period" of disco?

All the way to polyester bell bottoms... shirt unbuttoned to the navel, chunky gold necklaces?

#227 Killian Bundy

/need I tell you what happened?

Hardly, let me guess -

The Constitution doesn't stop citizens from overthrowing a dhimmi government, and each and every muslim in the United States should be deported (or islam outlawed) because their allegiance will never be to this country.

Close?

Killian~ at least you survived :D

2500+ people...

QUIT LURKING!

Denmark: 4 suspects charged with plotting terror attack (with multi-national team) in Europe
[Link: www.usatoday.com...]

A Danish prosecutor on Thursday charged four young Muslims with helping to supply weapons and explosives for a planned terror attack in Europe.
Five other suspects in the case have been charged in Bosnia, including two men accused of preparing to blow up an unidentified European target. Three other suspects have been charged in Britain.
Prosecutor Henning Fode said the four men arrested in Denmark last October helped the two main suspects in Bosnia get hold of "weapons and explosives with the aim of committing a terror act."
All four, who cannot be named under a court order, have denied wrongdoing. Danish investigators have released little information about the suspects, but said two of them are 17, and the others are 20 and 21.
If convicted they could face life in prison, although such sentences are commuted after 16 years under Danish law. A trial date has not yet been set.
The probe stems from the Oct. 19 arrests in Sarajevo of Swedish national Bektasevic, 19, and Abdulkadir Cesur, an 18-year-old Turkish national living in Denmark.
Bosnian prosecutors said Bektasevic and Cesur were planning an attack in Bosnia-Herzegovina or at some other unidentified site in Europe with the aim of forcing the withdrawal of foreign troops from Iraq and Afghanistan.
Police raiding their Sarajevo apartment allegedly found a suicide bomber belt, explosives, firearms and other military equipment, as well as a videotape showing masked men asking for God's forgiveness.

#239 Amalie

One Grasshopper, comin' right up!

(too bad you missed the Amarula!)

Goodnight {Frax}! Catch you later! Hug the younguns for us :D

247 W-Lover

LOL ~

I love puppets, especially the Team America variety.

It has occurred to me lately that I’m getting really fed up with all the Islam-speak that has been thrust upon us. I don’t want to know from jihad, or fatwas, or taqqiya, or infidels, or mujihadin, or Shiites, or Sunnis, or Wahabbis, or Korans, or Hadiths, or Holy Cities, or Holy Months, or Imams, or Mullahs, or Ayatollahs, or Holy Shit. Enough is too much, already. "Declear the Crusade" and let's be done with it.

#244 W-lover

2500+ people...

QUIT LURKING!

Does that include non-registereds?

Wow . . . good buzz setting in :-)

Feels like I'm in college again. :-p

Can we please talk about something important...like Angelina!

242 Sarah D.

The Constitution doesn't stop citizens from overthrowing a dhimmi government, and each and every muslim in the United States should be deported (or islam outlawed) because their allegiance will never be to this country and because -:they:- want to overthrow our dhimmi government.

Something like that :)

251 Savage

Hey! I see where Team America ripped off got their idea from the Thunderbirds.

Savage-

I loved this show...

252 logger phd 8/25/2006 10:55PM PDT

Wow . . . good buzz setting in :-)

Feels like I'm in college again. :-p

Dude... I feel like I'm in my pj's ...

W-lover
Careful what you ask for. Some are from Reuters, some are lost/looking for Kos, some are from Kos, some are stoopit, and many of the intelligent, 'listening' LGF fans are just shy.;^)

There's at least one blog-pimp.

/Save the Earth, as far as we know it's the only planet with chocolate.

#241 Amalie

So how far did you go during this "relatively short period" of disco?

All the way to polyester bell bottoms... shirt unbuttoned to the navel, chunky gold necklaces?

It was all aboutt the dancing. Okay, I'll plead guilty to polyester, but that's it.

She also introduced me to EWF, the Commodores, etc. And that ain't disco, it's good.

/and then I went off to college and the worm turned

Save the Earth, as far as we know it's the only planet with chocolate.

THAT would make a great t-shirt!

258 cbinflux

Pluto got the ax. It wasn't "planetary" enough.

Bastard Astronomers.

#257 Amalie

"I wanna kiss you!"

Hello again Lizards,

I've been lurking for the past few weeks, too busy to comment much.

I start movement home today, my tour in Iraq is finished. It's been an incredible year and LGF has been my constant companion all year long.

It takes a few days to get from here to home, so I should have a little extra time to read up.

First beer in...five days (give or take a day).

ME

I've had spare time this week, so I've been here during the day - which normally I'm not.

Between the STUFF THAT'S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, the stuff that's written in bold and the STUFF THAT'S WRITTEN IN BOLD CAPS, I swear I'm starting to suffer from PPSD (Post Post Stress Disorder).

Much calmer here in the evenings.

260 Savage

Wow! Thanks for the YouTube...

I love that stuff!

#251 savage_nation

We need the Tracy family, I'm tellin ya!

Damn right!

/Islam is no match for Supermarionation!

Congrats, Army Green, and welcome!

Thanks for being out there and putting yourself in harm's way. Enjoy that beer!

#264 Army Green since '92
Welcome back and welcome home!

#264 Army Green

Thank you, and welcome back (soon as you get here). Hang on a minute - I'm sure everyone here will buy you a beer.

263 logger phd

LOL LOL LOL... ...

God Bless you Army Green.

#152 Uncle BigBad 8/25/2006 09:58PM PDT
Sorry to interupt this non-serious thread

but I've been thinking...since the Congressional report came out about all the intelligence agencies ganging up to downplay the Iranian threat.

Is this the next step in the CIA war against President Bush? e.g. if he chooses to confront Iran militarily, will CIA accuse him of exagerating intelligence as they did about Saddam?

Has anyone out there seen any intelligent commentary about the possibility?

Are the Congress people who put out the report trying to anticipate trouble from the treasonous CIA and State Department?

Anybody? Know anything?

Have you seen this post “Fearmongering? Or oversight?” at The Glittering Eye?

#272 Amalie

Best sideline interview ever?

264 Army Green

Hi Army Green!

#264 army green
Thanks, travel safe and Welcome Back!

#265 killer t
I'm gonna have to change the background. Too many hrs. on LGF is causing snow-blindness. Seriously.

#264 Army Green since '92

I start movement home today, my tour in Iraq is finished.

Congratulations! However, it ain't over until you're wheels up and in non-Iraqi friendly airspace.

/good luck and God Speed!

#264 Army Green since '92

Hooah!

Godspeed.

Logger Phd

Yes, the absolute best sideline interview ever.. I saw it live.. we were all like.. oh shit, look at joe, he's blotto.

Too bad Mel Gibson didn't take drunk lessons from Namath..

"I jussh wanna kisshhh youuu!

265 Killer Tomato

Stuff posted in caps you say?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, KILLER TOMATO?

Just a week before college ball kicks in. . . .

Logger Phd

Here is one you might like:

Lucky Man
The Verve

#264 Army Green since '92

Clear sailing and may all your beer be fresh and paid for by someone else.

AUGH! ! !

oh - hi Miguel! Where've you been? (let me guess... Mexico?)

COME ON, PEOPLE!

Grow up!

GEEZE!

Miguel en Mexico

Hey Miguel! We are two bad Mexicans..

LOL