Pay no attention to the lizard king behind the curtain.

Get a lawyer, that's just wrong.

LOL! Just like media to not check the facts.

a dybbuk...?

wonder who that dude is and if he knows about this. lol

Oops...

Wow, nice write-up though! Mazel tov, Charles!

I think I spotted that guy once going through the Denver airport, hmmm, I wonder.

If a picture is worth 1000 words, this is less than 1% correct.

Smells like a LLL smear campaign... /yawn

Look on the bright side, Charles. Now it'll be this poor schlub's head grafted onto Eva Braun's body.

The Nutty Professor!

That looks like one of those celebrity DUI mug shots from "The Smoking Gun"...

I dunno. Looks like an aging modern dancer.

Woody Allen - Warren Beatty hybrid? That's just wrong!

Continuously, continually.

Whatever.

So what? Accuracy is stupid.

Wow, Charles. Blogging has really taken a lot out of you in the past year. You look like shit.

Charles is way cuter and I know because I have seen him naked.

Just kidding.

Is THAT Stinky Beaumont?

The list is totally [expletive deleted] up too.

/they don't have the slightest clue as to what's what in the blogoshere, let alone a raging clue

Actually, that guy does look kinda like a "lounge lizard". Can't you just picture the white patent leather shoes? Maybe that's what they were thinking...

Who the hell is that guy?

He doesn't look anything like Eva Braun.

On second thought, it has to be a conspiracy, Charles. You are SO MUCH better looking than that guy.

Somebody should warn this guy about the ROP. He's definitely not as good looking but that has not been known to help infidels one bit.

Oh there's lot's more Chas. Johnsons here:
[Link: images.google.com...]
but only one LGF here:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Woody Allen - Warren Beatty hybrid? That's just wrong!

Oh...no...image...stuck...in...psyche...

...must...flush...brain...with...Manischewitz...

#20 Killian Bundy

That's it. They need a clue so raging, it shoots clue goo.

I think it's Donald Fagen.

Glaven!

Arab Press Mode/

HE LOOKS LIKE A JOO! LGF is clearly a Zionist conspiracy set up by the Mossad at the direction of the Americans to steal people's oil and violate Arab Honor.

/Arab Press Mode

The hell?! How did Zunigas get into the top five?

My guess is, that's probably a stock picture of some other guy who happens to have the same name as our head lizard guy. Oops! :-D

#16 Geepers

Continuously, continually...

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

RW Emerson

Eewww...clue goo...

Where on earth did they get that photo?

Its Milton Berle in a Police mug shot soon after arrest when booked for assaulting Imgine Coca in the face with MAKEUP!

When not crusading against left-wing "idiotarians" and "moonbats," Johnson is also well known as a jazz guitarist, having played on 29 albums with artists including Stanley Clarke and Al Jarreau.

A well-known jazz guitarist? But the [un]reality based community assures everyone that Charles is a "failed musician".

Oh, yeah...and a fascist.

Seriously, somebody needs to be fired at Forbes. That is a serious blunder.

I have inside information about an incident at a newspaper in which the pictures were switched between two different stories that ran on the same day. One was a story about a successful local businesswoman. Another was a story about the police vice squad doing a sweep of local hookers, with one of the prostitutes being interviewed.

Pictures switched. Think about it.

The local businesswoman sued the paper and settled out of court for a rather large sum. Defamation of character, etc. All fired. And they deserved it.
Needless to say, several heads rolled: editor, proofreader, etc.

C'mon Lizardiods, have any of you ever seen Charles without his pony-tail wig and contacts? If I were him I would wind up looking like Yahoo Serious.
Maybe that is a picture of zombie.

#9 Earth2moonbat:

If a picture is worth 1000 words, this is less than 1% correct.

Hey, cut them some slack. They're not allowed to Photoshop pictures anymore. Now they're forced to use real pictures, even if they happen to be of the wrong guy.

All fired. And they deserved it.
Needless to say, several heads rolled: editor, proofreader, etc.

=

Needless to say, several heads rolled: editor, proofreader, etc. All fired. And they deserved it.

Whole sentence order got switched in my story about things getting switched. Craziness!

No wonder you are not married! You'd have to be in the big bucks looking like that./

My God, It's nodroG

#33 strandedsf

Just remember boys and girls:

Foolish little minds are consistent among hobgoblins... and newspaper reporters. :-D

I thought Charles looked like Eva Braun? I've been deceived!

Charles

At least they got your bike right.

Found it.

/it's somewhere on this blog

#31 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds 1/23/2007 09:28PM PST

The hell?! How did Zunigas get into the top five?

He appeals to the masses of barking moonbats.

The photo apparently came from a blog called : welcome-to-pottersville.blogspot.com/, but I'll be darned if I can find it on the site.

#39 mbruce
Maybe that is a picture of zombie.

No no no. This is a picture of zombie.

Notice the cute lizard I put on my shoulder!

and on National Pie Day too...

[Link: www.piecouncil.org...]

Hitler, Eva Braun.

Same difference.

Exactly the same.

I'd demand a retraction!

#46 NY Nana

I thought this was Charles' bike.

#48 zulubaby

And that's about it. Outside DailyKos, he's a virtual unknown. What's his record these days in "endorsing" candidates? 0-22 or somethin' like that?

#32 NomadOfNorad
My guess is, that's probably a stock picture of some other guy who happens to have the same name as our head lizard guy.

You may not have been around here long enough to know that having an extremely common name is the Lizard Master's main form of protection! It's basically impossible to find him because there are over 200 Charles Johnsons in LA alone, not counting the innumerable C. Johnsons and Charles Johnsons in other cities incorporated in the LA area.

Safety through commonness!

A while ago some moonbat tried to stalk Charles and posted the info for what she thought was the correct Charles Johnson. Instead, she ended up stalking a random other dude with the same name! Illegal and comical at the same time.

Shouldn't you be holding some numbers under your chin?

At least they didn't caption it "Where's Osama?"

#47 Killian Bundy
Found it.

/it's somewhere on this blog

Good find!

Charles, Killian found the actual person in the picture. See comment #47 above. He runs a blog called "Welcome to Pottersville."

#56 zombie

I did not know that!

LOL!

4) Marty Peretz?
Monday, August 14, 2006
Assclowns of the Week #44: Primary Colors Edition

Martin Peretz

Marty Peretz has been editor-in-chief of The New Republic since 1974. Simultaneously he has kept up his teaching at Harvard University, where he has been a part-time lecturer in Social Studies since joining The New Republic. Peretz received his B.A. degree from Brandeis University and M.A. and Ph.D. from Harvard University. Peretz holds the honorary degree of Doctor of Laws from Bard College (1982), Coe College (1983), Long Island University (1988), Brandeis University (1989), Hebrew College (1990), Chicago Theological Seminary (1994), and the degree of Doctor of Philosophy honoris causa from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem (1987). In 1982, he was awarded the Jerusalem Medal. He also holds the Medal of Distinction of the University of Missouri's School of Journalism and the National Magazine Award for Outstanding Achievement in Essays and Criticisms of the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism. Peretz is co-founder and was co-chairman of the Board of TheStreet.com, a publicly traded company on the NASDAQ, and he remains a Director. The NASDAQ has a 20% interest in The Marker, a financial e-mail publication of Ha'aretz. He is chairman of the Board of the Digital Learning Group, and e-publisher of college textbooks and also of Enews.com, a magazine subscription website. He has served for several decades as a director of 11 mutual funds in the Dreyfus-Mellon Group. Previously, he served on the Board of Directors of the Bank Leumi of New York and the Carmel Container Corporation. He was a co-founder of Leukosite, a biotechnology and pharmaceutical company, which, after it became a public company, was merged into Millennium Pharmaceuticals.

It's Marty Peretz. :) I bet someone already posted that.

[Link: www.johnbatchelorshow.com...]

Charles . . .

You look awful. Better get on that bike and get some exercise and a ponytail.

The source?

We are good.

Charles, you are - needless to say, but I will - much better looking that this guy.

zombie if that is really you I will propose right now and fund all of your nefarious/righteous activities henceforth.
My dog may not be pleased to lose his place on pillow #2, but he will have to learn to cope.

#61 J.D.

You nailed it! It's Martin Peretz!
(Scroll down.)

A Jooo no less!

#50 zombie

Zombie is ...well. Flat chested!

JD. I am truly impressed. :)

Martin Peretz Takes Kos to School

Maybe a different Charles Johnson

Goodness. Forbes listed a liar as No. 1 and Kos as No. 4?

Forbes, you suck.

#56 zombie . . .

Safety through commonness!

Me too! I rely on my ordinary looks. No one would ever know that they were dealing with a total f***g bitch lizardoid.

Martin Peretz thread!

[Link: www.littlegreenfootballs.com...]

You know I wanted to say he looked Jewish, but I felt uneasy about how that sounds.

He looks so gay* he makes Paul Shaffer look macho.

*Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The amazing Lizard Nation in action!
In like 15 minutes the mystery is solved , how long did the knucklehead Forbes editors spend on this story?
My God, have all of the Media outside of the blogosphere become absolute craftless maroons?

#68 mbruce

zombie if that is really you I will propose right now and fund all of your nefarious/righteous activities henceforth.
My dog may not be pleased to lose his place on pillow #2, but he will have to learn to cope.

I haven't laughed this hard for a while!

You owe me a new keyboard!

:D

zombie has got to love that!

Got lucky.
:D

[Link: www.busybusybusy.com...]
He has a high opinion of Jimmy Carter...

damn it's almost like some weird test

#42 E2m

That was Charles' bike til he loaned it to Peewee, who wouldn't return it, so Charles had to get the other one.

#79 mbruce

My God, have all of the Media outside of the blogosphere become absolute craftless maroons?

Years ago.

They should use this picture. :)

#82 ChenZhen

And, wouldn't you know it, I flunked miserably.

#70, what can I say, I do like my women a little weak in the beam,) I wish I can remember what movie that line came from)

47 Killian Bundy 1/23/2007 09:35PM PST

Found it.

/it's somewhere on this blog

That was good. How did you find it?

#72 J.D.

oh man, I remember that thread...

...and the Marty Peretz quote about the usage of capitol letters implying the writer was playing hockey with a warped puck.

My paranoia meter broke that day...

DON'T
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Before

And After

#90 goodbye_natalie

Thanks for the warning! Somebody pass the eye bleach!

#61 JD:

You're a genius. Great sleuthing!

As for Marty Peretz, how's this for LGF synchronicity. He's one of the rich JOOOS that Wesley Clark was whining about to Arianna (rich neocons who pull Bush's strings). Charles had an earlier post tonight on this very topic: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=2411 9_Yglesias_Defends_Wesley_Clarks_Zionist_Conspirac y&only

Peretz, as the owner of the New Republic, gives Jonathan Chait a forum in which to slam Matthew Yglesias' moonbat anti-semitism. Which irks the moonbats to no end.

Damn, Forbes is lazy.

Here's how it all went down:

Charles posted a thread about Martin Peretz at the New Republic slamming DailyKos. A lefty blogger who runs "Welcome to Pottersville" posted about Charles' thread, and used a picture of Marty Peretz to illustrate his post. The name "Martin Peretz" is ABOVE the picture, but directly BELOW the picture is a discussion of Charles.

Some idiot at Forbes saw that and mistakenly thought the picture was of Charles.

An idiot who, by the way, shouldn't be working there much longer.

Lazy and amateurish.

Just click on the "hot body" pics of #22 Kevin "I tricked those dumb-ass Marines into killing an Iraqi terrorists so I could get a full time gig" Sites at #21 or #22 Mark Lisanti.

Charles, If I didn't know better I'd think that the editors at Forbes were intentionally tying to make you look like a aged neocon ass wipe.

Oh right, ... they'll claim innocence via rank incompetence .

Never mind.

Inaccuracy, inacuracy?

Whatever.

Forbes is import. And he has a lot of money.

Kiss Forbes' ass. He'll give you a hot body picture.

#47 Killian
Yeah! How did you find it?

Who will be the first to do flash vid of the second pic in #90? with the fluttering eyeballs from hell.
My God that is a scary pic!

#88 Cattt

That was good. How did you find it?

Brute force.

/just plowed through the Charles Johnson images until it finally showed up, way, way down the results ladder

To be thorough:

The thread on Pottersville with the photo (which Charles has already posted above) is here.

Good night all good and faithful Lizards and Papa Lizard.

GOD Bless our brave troops and their families!

I don't ever take for granted, for a second, the very freedoms that you are all serving and sacrificing for!

What I owe you all, I can't repay!

My thoughts and prayers are with you and yours!

GOD Bless President Bush!

"Never Forget"

#85 Catt,

Sorry, I don't agree. I think this flick is much cuter:

http://haganah.org.il/hmedia/07may04-charles.jpg

Surprised Forbes didn't use this pic of the Master Lizard...

I see Bush wants to sell out the nation again with open borders and piss on American Labor.
[Link: insider.washingtontimes.com...]

90 goodbye_natalie

Dang! You really needed to post a warning!

Actually Charles is an "Ass clown"

And I picked "ass wipe".

Whatever.

...and it looks like the Pottersville blog cropped this photo from Columbia University's paper.

#85 Cattt
They should use this picture. :)

Excellent catch, Cattt! That really is Charles, on the right, back when he was known as one of the best guitarists in the US!

Never seen that picture until now.

He looks like a member of Steppenwolf, though!

Ahhh, the '70s.

#97 Killian Bundy
Hmmm. I tried that but I got bored before I got there.

Nice going.

G'night republic..

Well, fellow zoids, off to bed, got a big audition tomorrow and need my beauty sleep ( yeah,like one night of slumber would help) A couple of "man on the street" type spots where I get to acccost people with a crew in tow, hope I break the 'ol leg and all,ay what?

mbruce, you used to be a male stripper?

Good luck with your audition!

"The picture came from a moonbat’s blog, above a nasty comment about me..."

LOL, well that makes it obvious the type of blogs those at Forbes and most big media outlets actually READ.

Disgusting.

Yea zombie, you'd think they'd at least contact the people and ask them for a pic. 25 emails is not a lot.

97 Killian Bundy

Good work. We couldn't have identified him otherwise.

I started to do that but got hung up. I kept getting interested in other Charles Johnsons.

WTF

Shiplord's post re: the Wisconsin company denying comfort to our GI's never made it to a Thread..?
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Here's a reply received from a local radio station:

On WISN's morning show, "Early Spin", the hosts ripped this company a new one for about 15-minutes.

As you might guess, the company is hiding-out on this issue. We are contemplating actually going over there after the show, and knocking on their door, and having a face-to-face with whomever answers (but I'm guessing that no one would answer).

We plan on updating the situation on Tuesday morning, sometime between 6am-8:30am Central. You can hear the show in real time via our Internet audio stream. [Link: www.newstalk1130.com...]

Thanks-

Bott
JerryBott2@clearchannel.com

I was traveling, but I hope they did visit these slugs and let their neighbors know what they're all about!

#110, that was just a joke I wrote years ago,self-deprecating but true in a certain sense, white-man overbite dancing style and all. That is all I have to say about that.

Remember about a year ago - Time had some screw up involving the wrong moon, or the wrong flag - or both?

It wasn't fixed that night, because these people at Time (and probably at Forbes too) all stop working and go home at night, apparently. Silly people.

Charles, the photo of "you" (i.e Martin Peretz) was taken by Joe Pineiro of the Columbia University Record.

Do you think Forbes asked for permission? Obviously not, since they don't even know whom it depicts.

That's a big boo-boo for a for-profit mainstream publication. Joe could get them in hot water for using his photo without permission or attribution.

#25 hepcat 1/23/2007 09:27PM PST

Oh there's lot's more Chas. Johnsons here:
[Link: images.google.com...]
but only one LGF here:
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

omfg some of those are priceless

I see they used the same old picture of Kos everyone's used for years, posing against that rusty wall.

Damn zombie, you sure do know how to work these little buttons and tubes, sooo glad you are on our side fer cryin out loud!

I knew immediately that couldn't be
Charles. No way that guy could ride a bike uphill, 49 miles, into a facsist headwind.

What a HOOT! I love this site. To all you lizards who keep me in stiches, my eternal gratitude. And to the King Lizard Charles, I sing your praises - no matter what you look like.

#116 mbruce
Interesting...

115 cbinflux

I almost e-mailed a link to that to my group at work, to remind them (although they already know this, it doesn't hurt to remind them) to be extra nice to our troops who e-mail us, keeping in mind that many of them are in harm's way and perhaps a wee bit stressed. Troops actually find it easier to e-mail us than to call, even though we have a collect number they can call, so we get a lot of e-mails from them.

Dang but there are
A LOT of people

claiming to be Charles Johnson

I just noticed that zombie and I both became zoids on 6/15/04. a certain Karma ensues...
I sure hope that zombie reeally is a girl, but then again maybe I've been living in SF,CA too long...

OT

Andrew Bolt is back.
Cheers!

#115 cbinflux

Notice this, from the article:

Registrant:
Faisal Khetani
PO Box 270693
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53227
United States
Registered through: Teknon Domains
Domain Name: DISCOUNT-MATS.COM
Created on: 23-Mar-05
Expires on: 23-Mar-08
Last Updated on: 03-Mar-06

Administrative Contact:
sportsfitness@gmail.Khetani, Faisal com
3259 S.106th Street
West Allis, Wisconsin 53227
United States
(414) 543-9634

Technical Contact:
Khetani, Faisal sportsfitness@gmail.com
3259 S.106th Street
West Allis, Wisconsin 53227
United States
(414) 543-9634

zombie (#118),

Geez, you don't really actually expect the editor of Forbes to type in all of the letters "C H A R L E S J O H N S O N" into a search engine do you?

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME SORT OF NAZI? ! ! 1 ? 1 ! !

Whoah! Just noticed that J.D. also became a Lizard in good standing on the same day, trying to recall what the impetus was for the registration on that particular day. 6/15/04

fake but accurate picture at least it aint shopped

Google Trends for LGF.

Hmmm. I see that Mr. Peretz married an heiress. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

#131 mbruce
I was sort of grandfathered in.

#131 mbruce

trying to recall what the impetus was for the registration on that particular day. 6/15/04

I think that's the date registration started.

/everyone here before then got that date

J.D. says:

I was sort of grandfathered in.

You are sort of the pinnacle for us all.

#56 zombie

You may not have been around here long enough to know that having an extremely common name is the Lizard Master's main form of protection! It's basically impossible to find him because there are over 200 Charles Johnsons in LA alone, not counting the innumerable C. Johnsons and Charles Johnsons in other cities incorporated in the LA area.

Safety through commonness!

A while ago some moonbat tried to stalk Charles and posted the info for what she thought was the correct Charles Johnson. Instead, she ended up stalking a random other dude with the same name! Illegal and comical at the same time.

The random other Charles Johnson turned out to be a befuddled and "unamused" black dude in Compton, didn't he? Or was that someone's joke?

OT

U.S. stages 2nd air strike in Somalia

A U.S. Air Force AC-130 gunship staged an airstrike against suspected al-Qaeda operatives in southern Somalia on Monday, the second such attack this month, U.S. officials said Tuesday.

Hey Zombie

Hey girl (grad student & part time stripper)

or is it Sir ?Professor of Engineering ?

In any event, was up in your beloved "Final Retreat" country, checking out the old mines and Rock Quarries and we shot off, about half a case of Shotgun Shells killing these things all Sunday Afternoon.

No not online ... in real time with real clays, real guns real people.

Some guys with rifles brought out an old TV set up a firing squad and "let 'er have it". Kind of red neck-ish.

I loved it actually, the small arms and the Shotgun pellet damage kind of reminds of certain Hezbo-ulance photos.

Man, just checked my own profile and realized I haven't even cracked 3K in over 3 years. I guess I have been away for a good while.

NY Nana
If one does a whois on the ISP and writes to them -- they will deny it. I swear, it happens everytime that I report one of these cockroaches. The isp will send bot-bolierplate, eventually reply by human, but ALWAYS deny that they provide service to the creeps.

Bush called on his border sellout again. (Surprise). This time a Mex-American.
[Link: www.worldnetdaily.com...]

#133 Egfrow

Google Trends for LGF.

Rathergate/Memogate and Reuters Fauxtography produced rather dramatic spikes, didn't they?

#68 mbruce
zombie if that is really you I will propose right now and fund all of your nefarious/righteous activities henceforth.

#127 mbruce
I sure hope that zombie reeally is a girl

I'm really am sorry to say, mbruce, that I can't confirm your hopes and desires one way or the other!

Sorry to toy with your emotions like that, but it's price we must all pay for this dang online anonymity!

Really, it's better this way. Because, in reality, I may look like this!

Let's just stick with the fantasies, shall we?

#145 zombie

Dear God, I'm BLIND!

#137 Geepers
Riiight.
I just have one question, as a friend.

Are you too post to drunk?

Thanks all for the zoidified history.
I think I found this site right after 9/11 and have been an annoying denizen ever since.
The home of the brightest,most irreverent and sincere peeps on this thing we call the net.
I bought 4 t-shirts on the first offering and still wear them proudly much to the dismay of the little moonbats by the bay!

Looks like your one Dean Martini away from a heart attack. LOL!

#145 zombie
I knew better...

#131 mbruce
Whoah! Just noticed that J.D. also became a Lizard in good standing on the same day, trying to recall what the impetus was for the registration on that particular day. 6/15/04

Uh, EVERYBODY who was an LGFer prior to June 15, 2004 is registered on that day. That's the day Charles first enforced registration. Before that, it was a free-for-all! All of us existing LGFers were registered on the same day.

Remember?

#131 mbruce 1/23/2007 10:25PM PST

Whoah! Just noticed that J.D. also became a Lizard in good standing on the same day, trying to recall what the impetus was for the registration on that particular day. 6/15/04

That was the very first day of registration, it was the beginning of the end of unregistered comments.

JD, nite.

Ah, I remember the days before registration. The memories of the great troll roasts will keep me warm for a lifetime.

#138 Spiny Norman

The random other Charles Johnson turned out to be a befuddled and "unamused" black dude in Compton, didn't he? Or was that someone's joke?

No, I think you are correct. It was a black dude, maybe not from Compton, but from somewhere around south-central, or that vicinity.

Hope he gave the moonbats what-for if they ever mistakenly contacted him directly!

145 zombie

I really didn't want to go to sleep tonight anyway.

/reaching for a sharp stick to poke out my eyes

#154
Ah, I remember the days before registration. The memories of the great troll roasts will keep me warm for a lifetime.

Zoid mythology at its best!
There is an epic tale here,there is no doubt,"The Cronicles of Lizards" will thrill the chilluns of the future.

#145 zombie

If that's you I think they'll have to redesign the Bechtel Building at U.C. where you teach

The main weight bearing columns weren't designed for that much punishment.

However, I did see a picture of your mom on the Vietnam FAC site, and dang you look alot like her.

#140 Havoc
In any event, was up in your beloved "Final Retreat" country, checking out the old mines and Rock Quarries and we shot off, about half a case of Shotgun Shells killing these things all Sunday Afternoon.

No not online ... in real time with real clays, real guns real people.

Some guys with rifles brought out an old TV set up a firing squad and "let 'er have it". Kind of red neck-ish.

Hey, America needs redneck sharpshooters! Remember the real-life story of Sergeant York? A hillbilly country boy who could knock the eyebrows off a caterpillar at a hundred yards; was drafted in WWI and laid the Jerries low! I may not be one myself, but when push comes to shove, it would be the rednecks with guns that would save this country!

I loved it actually, the small arms and the Shotgun pellet damage kind of reminds of certain Hezbo-ulance photos.

One day, hoepfully, I'll get back to updating that ambulance page! I got your email suggestions (aloing with thousands of others) -- but I'm so overwhelmed I keep putting it off.

#145 zombie 1/23/2007 10:37PM PST

aieee my eyes i'll stick with earlier picture

zombster, it is the internet after all , I could be lesbo-lizard girl OR big-girth-boy, it matters not,the fantasy is an aspect that we go with when applicable.
However,here it is Joe Friday mode Babe/Fat[F@*%
Just the facts maam,just the facts!

If You're Going to Boycott Israel, Do It Right

OK. So I understand that you are ticked off at Israel, and in love with the Palestinians.

That's fine with me, as long as you have truly weighed up all the facts.

So, you want to boycott Israel?

I'll be sorry to miss you, but if you are doing it - do it properly.

Let me help you.

Make sure that you do not have tablets, drops, lotions, etc., made by Abic or Teva.

It may mean that you will suffer from colds and flu this winter but, hey, that's a small price for you to pay in your campaign against Israel, isn't it?

While we are on the subject of your Israeli boycott, and the medical contributions to the world made by Israeli doctors and scientists, how about telling your pals to boycott the following...

An Israeli company has developed a simple blood test that distinguishes between mild and more severe cases of Multiple Sclerosis.

So, if you know anyone suffering from MS, tell them to ignore the Israeli patent that may, more accurately, diagnose their symptoms.

An Israeli-made device helps restore the use of paralysed hands. This device electrically stimulates the hand muscles, providing hope to millions of stroke sufferers and victims of spinal injuries.

If you wish to remove this hope of a better quality of life to these people, go ahead and boycott Israel.

Young children with breathing problems will soon be sleeping more soundly, thanks to a new Israeli device called the Child Hood.

This innovation replaces the inhalation mask with an improved drug delivery system that provides relief for child and parent.

Please tell anxious mothers that they shouldn't use this device because of your passionate cause.

These are just a few examples of how people have benefitted medically from the Israeli know-how you wish to block.

Boycotts often affect research.

A new research center in Israel hopes to throw light on brain disorders such as depression and Alzheimer's disease.

The Joseph Sangol Neuroscience Center in the Sheba Medical Center at Tel HaShomer Hospital aims to bring thousands of scientists and doctors to focus on brain research.

A researcher at Israel's Ben Gurion University has succeeded in creating human monoclonal antibodies which can neutralise the highly contageous smallpox virus without inducing the dangerous side effects of the exisiting vaccine.

Two Israelis received the 2004 Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Doctors Ciechanover and Hershko's research and discovery of one of the human cells most important cyclical processes will lead the way to DNA repair, control of newly produced proteins, and immune defense systems.

The Movement Disorder Surgery program at Israel's Hadassah Medical Center has successfully eliminated the physical manifestations of Parkinson's disease in a select group of patients with a deep brain stimulation technique.

For women who undergo hysterectomies each year for the treatment of uterine fibroids, the development in Israel of the ExAblate 2000 System is a welcome breakthrough, offering a non-invasive alternative to surgery.

Israel is developing a nose drop that will provide a five year flu vaccine.

These are just a few of the projects that you can help stop with your Israeli boycott.

But let's not get too obsessed with medical research, there are other ways you can make a personal sacrifice with your anti-Israel boycott.

Most of Windows operating systems were developed by Microsoft-Israel.

So, set a personal example. Throw away your computer!

The Pentium NMX Chip technology was designed at Intel in Israel.

Both the Pentium 4 microprocessor and the Centrium processor were entirely designed, developed, and produced in Israel.

Voice mail technology was developed in Israel.

The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger ICQ was developed in 1996 in Israel by four young Israeli whiz kids.

Read the rest, it's a great article.

Jewish Sons

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture.

When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel , and by the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done?"

So he took his problem to his best friend. "Ike" he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi."

They explained their problem to the rabbi. "Funny you should ask," said the Rabbi. "I, too sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?!"

Then they prayed, telling God about their sons, and asking Him what they should do. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the Heavens:

"Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel . . ."

#157 mbruce

Zoid mythology at its best!
There is an epic tale here,there is no doubt,"The Cronicles of Lizards" will thrill the chilluns of the future.

Back in my day, we didn't have your fancy Cluebat. We had a Rock of Truth to bludgeon them to death with. And we didn't have your fancy registration to keep'em out, either. I once had to take one on with only a single link to slay the beast with. And we walked 12 miles, in the snow, uphill all the way, to post one line of text in binary!

OT.

Speaking of some funny pictures, Sandmonkey has some ones from Lebanon that are pretty hilarious. I particularly like the Aoun supporter who poses for the cameras in jumping over a flaming heap of tires that he created! Fauxtography lives on!

For those who missed it, my putative self-portrait in comment #145 was to counteract the earlier, possibly more accurate, self-portrait I posted in comment #50, with the lizard I put on my shoulder.

Or someone's shoulder.

Another third-shift thread that will be missed..?
Australia investigates 'al-Qaeda' threat to paper
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

SYDNEY (AFP) - A man claiming to be an al-Qaeda operative has threatened to blow up the offices of an Arabic-language newspaper in Australia and kill its editor-in-chief, the target of the threat has said.

Police and intelligence officers have reportedly launched an investigation into threats against the offices of al-Furat, which has published articles supporting the execution of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

"We never thought that ... a man would be carrying threats on behalf of al-Qaeda in Australia," the paper's Iraqi-born editor-in-chief Hussein Khoshnow told the Australian Associated Press.

/The Queen should have warned them.

#164, adn it is peeps like you that keep me up way past my bedtime because of your hilarity!
God I love this site! Proud to be an American and a Lizard Minion!

OK, that's it, the dog has warmed up my side of the bed so I have to kick his hairy little butt over and take over the toasty spot before he starts to lick my pillow.
G.nite all.

164 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

And, you liked it!

When about to print a photo of someone in your magazine, isn't it standard to request a photo from the person you're depicting?

Do they even TRY to appear like journalists anymore?

Like Peretz Hilton, Celeb blogger?
/heh

166 zombie

Thank you. It'll help erase the image of the blob.

OMG...Charles is my high school bowling coach

zombie #159

Yeah well

What goes up must ...

that is What goes up ...

must ... come down ,

And wind up in a Reuters photo claiming "Zionist killers",

PS - Zombie, What nights are you working again ?

Why did Webb drag up his family's military history? To prove he supports the troops?

OMG...Zombie is my high school biology teacher!

#170 MandyManners

Darn tootin. 'course, then the Nodrog came and darkness fell across LGF. Then we figured out the light had gone out and had to draw straws to see who got to replace it.

#175 Havoc
PS - Zombie, What nights are you working again ?

I told you already: I moved over to Centerfolds last year. Better tips! And those Lusty Lady skanks are all -- well, skanks!

I try to have a little class, at least.

#178 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

nodroG could suck the hydrogen out of the sun!

(Or, is that a golf ball through a garden hose?)

#178 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Darn tootin. 'course, then the Nodrog came and darkness fell across LGF. Then we figured out the light had gone out

Oh, I don't know if it's as bad as all that.

/I'm not an old-timer, but I've still seen some pretty awesome trollapaloozas in my time here

179 zombie

Cool! Now I have an excellent link to replace those Victoria Secret shots when a flame war gets going here.

Good night, lizards!

zombie #175

yeah I saw your Mom's picture on my great uncles flight locker ...

I agree ... you're too good for the Lusty Lady,

So's your Mom ... but don't do any of those Girl Girl Numbers with her ... O.K. ?

Charles - that is about the funniest thing that I have read in months. I mean does that mug look like it could ride a bicycle 100+ miles a weekend at high rates of speed? LOL

#25 Hepcat

Hey Charles I didn't know you wuz black.

link

Horse meat makes comeback as healthy and trendy dish in France

/talk to butcher Mr. Ed!

Sounds tasty!

#187 Killian Bundy

I've travelled to France many times, and horse meat butcher shops used to be quite common over there. They were indicated by a bronze-colored horsehead in front. But they always used to be for the lower-class French, as horse meat had acquired a kind of unsavory reputation.

According to the article, it's making a comeback amongst the elite and pretentious "foodies."

Crazy.

To steal a line from the Simpsons:

"I'm a 'level five' vegan -- I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

Un bon steak cheval, des frites, un peu de vin...c'est si bon!

Il ne faut pas oublier les chicons, aussi!

retards

It’s a classic round-robin smear campaign. Smear Charles with Marty Peretz’s picture. Then get Forbes to fall for the smear. Then Charles, Marty Peretz and Forbes can fight it out.

Sorry...Horse Meat is NOT Kosher and thus I will not eat it.

Just the fact that horses had history of trichinosis in the past like pork just gives you clue...

Nah. No fighting. The Peretz picture was captioned. This was most likely an honest, albeit incredibly stupid, mistake, perpetrated by some illiterate intern.

Next month Forbes will print (is it in the print version?) a correction and Charles will get double the publicity.

Anyone see the head Koz Kid photo?

Funny. He looks almost exactly as I had pictured him.

#195 littleoldlady

This was most likely an honest, albeit incredibly stupid, mistake, perpetrated by some illiterate intern.

Don't be so sure.

/I had to dig way, way deep into Google images to find that website, I think it was deliberate

#38 zombie -

Re. the newspaper snafu you describe - I guess we could reasonably speculate where a few of those idiots eventually found employment...

I wonder where they'll turn up next - NYT, CBS, Reuters or AP? Or maybe the next Clinton campaign?

#196 Outrider

Anyone see the head Koz Kid photo?

And Kos finishes ahead of Drudge and lonelygirl (a fake) comes in first? Go figure.

/okay, so Drudge isn't even a blog, but it still goes to show that whoever wrote the article is a total idiot without any type of clue, let alone a raging clue

Killian,

How easy is it to find pictures of Charles?

But even if you are right, I suspect the remedy is the same.

(You're an attorney, right?)

#200 littleoldlady

How easy is it to find pictures of Charles?

Um, first page of Google images or maybe actually ask him?

But even if you are right, I suspect the remedy is the same.

/that doesn't make it any less of a moonbaticus smear

Why was I under the impression that Forbes was a conservative publication?

/am I wrong?

Hey y'all ! We've got a New Savior ! Really.

WOW Charles...
ya look like shit.
LOL!

Asses.

/This poor guy doesn't know what he's in for now, crowds of moonbats screaming EVA at him, jihadis giving him the death eye...poor bastid

Democrats' silence on jihad is deadly

Eight Democrats, eight would-be commanders-in-chief -- all running for president in a time of war. So which of them, on getting into the race, had this to say about the nature of the enemy confronting us?

"We are engaged in a war against an axis of Islamists, extremists, and terrorists. It is an axis of evil. It has headquarters in Tehran and Waziristan. But because of the unconventional nature of this war, it also has headquarters in cities throughout Europe and Asia and Africa and the United States of America, in cells that operate in the shadows but are prepared to strike us again as they did on September 11th, 2001.

"The enemy we are fighting is . . . totalitarian. It is inhumane. It has a violent ideology and a goal of expansionism and totalitarianism. It threatens our security, our values, our way of life as seriously, in my opinion, as fascism and communism did in the last century."

Can't match that assessment of the global jihad with the Democratic candidate who uttered it? Don't feel bad; it was a trick question. Those words were actually spoken by Senator Joseph Lieberman at a forum on Iraq this month. Lieberman shared the podium with GOP colleague John McCain, who was no less blunt in his evaluation of the war and its stakes.

/the jihadis stay focused as Hillary postures and triangulates

#202 littleoldlady

am I wrong?

Let me put it this way, whoever associated that picture with Charles Johnson obviously got it from the blog referenced.

/read the blog for yourself, it's even further off the moonbaticus scale than FireDogLake

Charles, A old indian saying says...

beauty is dependent on age... but good heart remains beautiful for always...

it hardly matter for us, how you look.. or how you dress... but the main thing is how you analyze with you good motive...

unfortunately a lot of christians think that Islam is at a stage where christanity was during crusade age! they give this excuse, but they forget a wide differance... that where a stuggle occured inside christian world to make chritsian world (now west) liberal and modern... the struggle in Islam is to bring caliphet back and to move whole Human civilization back to 10th century(basic concept of whabis)...

Perhaps there are very few, who understand the threat whole world is facing... and i salute that intellactual inside you ... where you have provided a new dimension to us against the Baised Brainwashing coorporation (BBC), Main Stream Propoganda media, and corrupted political correctness... perhaps we will hear you name in history book in future too... after winning this fight on terror and radicals, and librating world out of Moonbats... who want to throw whole earth into burning hell of 10th century...

About this issue, the only this i want to say is, "if its your foto... then get new one with sexy looks... post it across net, so Media has no problem in locating your snaps... " remember these snaps also has to find its place in future, when War on terror will be included in history books :)

and if its not your foto, then sue the News paper company...

#207 humanity

Say, have you been drinking?

/that comment was a beauty, eh?

#203 Mike C

Oh.
Mah.
GAWD!

Are they planning on praying in Tom's name?

# 210 BZ

Boy, the value of his autograph is really going to skyrocket.

Buhddist Jihad?

Burmese junta plans to wipe-out Christians: report

Mungpi
Mizzima News

January 22, 2007 - The Burmese military regime is bent on wiping out Christianity from the country by using a range of tactics, says a report to be released on Tuesday.

The report, titled "Carrying the Cross: The military regime's campaign of restriction, discrimination and persecution against Christians in Burma," details the junta's systematic plan to drive out Christians from the country.

The report, to be launched at a meeting of the UK All Party Parliamentary Group on Burma on Tuesday, cites a document, allegedly received from Burma's Ministry of Religious Affairs, with the headline "Programme to destroy the Christian religion in Burma."

The document, shown to Mizzima, contains point by point instructions on how to drive Christians out of Burma with the first point stating, "There shall be no home where the Christian religion is practiced."

The 17-point document orders imprisonment of anyone preaching or evangelizing the Christian religion stating," If anyone discovers Christians evangelizing in the country side they are to report it to the authorities and those caught evangelizing will be put in prison."

The report claims that the campaign against the Christians, who constitute about six percent of the population, is part of a wider campaign by the regime, to create a uniform society in which the race and language is Burmese and religion Buddhism - which the report argues is a "distorted and perverted" form of Buddhism.

"Citizens who do not conform to the regime's version of these face potentially serious consequences," the report said.

[CHOP!]

Meanwhile, back in the world of advanced weapons technology (the real kind, not the Iranian kind), this is interesting.

I thought we were supposed to pray to Bob...?

#211 Mike C.

Boy, the value of his autograph is really going to skyrocket.

/and John Travolta's got to be absolutely pissed, he's gonna need some extra time with the E-Meter

OPEC Unloading Treasuries at Record Pace

With crude oil prices dropping and bond yields consequently rising, members of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries are unloading Treasuries at the fastest pace in more than three years.

The Treasury Department reports that exporters including Indonesia, Saudi Arabia and Venezuela sold 9.4 percent, or $10.1 billion, of their U.S. government debt securities in the three months ended in November.

The sale marks a reversal since OPEC countries have increased their holdings of U.S. government bonds by 70 percent in the past 17 months, Treasury data show.

According to Bloomberg.com, the OPEC nations last sold Treasuries for three consecutive months in June 2003.

Research from Pacific Investment Management Co. shows oil producing countries have exceeded Asian central banks as the largest pool of global savings, accumulating an estimated $500 billion just in 2006.

[SNIP]

Obligatory paeontology link.

Odd one, though.

Er, "Paleontology", that is.

Obligatory link on basic economic facts.

[CLUNK]

Since when do we do "obligatory" here?

/Look! Look! You put BabbaZee to sleep!
//you could bottle it and sell that stuff, you know
///I WOULD BUY IT!

#219 Mike C.

Obligatory link on basic economic facts.

What, you mean the Bonkeys are going to take away Big Oil's incentive to explore?

/probably doesn't matter much, they took away the really juicy exploration options decades ago

All right then - how about a nice slam of the NYT for global warming alarmism ?

...it's like reading sanskrit.

So, where's the Christian Jihad over this ridiculously not funny shit?

K B

Not really. Those unilateral and retroactive changes in lease royalties directly affects that new ultra-deep discovery trend. Brilliant idea, Donkos.

And with that, good morning, dead thread.

The Vietnam history you haven't heard

Mark Moyar - Jan 22, 2007

QUANTICO, VA. - With ever-increasing frequency, Americans are told that Iraq is another Vietnam, usually by those accusing the Bush administration of miring the United States in a hopeless war. For most who make this comparison, the Vietnam War was an act of hubris, fought for no good reason and in alliance with cowards. But new historical research shows this conventional interpretation of Vietnam to be deeply flawed. The analogy, therefore, must be rethought.

Three journalists handed down the standard version of the Vietnam War in three bestselling tomes. The first two, David Halberstam's "The Best and the Brightest" (1972) and Stanley Karnow's "Vietnam: A History," (1983) each sold more than 1 million copies, while the third, Neil Sheehan's "A Bright Shining Lie" (1988), received the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Award.

These books have profoundly influenced almost everything else that has been written about the Vietnam War. Because of the iconic status of these journalists and the political inclinations of the intelligentsia, the three books received few serious challenges – prior to the publication last summer of my "Triumph Forsaken: The Vietnam War, 1954-1965."

[SNIP]

#223 Mike C.

All right then - how about a nice slam of the NYT for global warming alarmism ?

Excuse me, but that flies directly in the face of Bonkey science. Don't you know that Al Gore's up for the Best Documentary award this year?

/you best watch yourself before you end up in a park, dead under a tree, with a gun in your non-shooting hand

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Make your own damn breakfast!

#225 Mike C.

Not really. Those unilateral and retroactive changes in lease royalties directly affects that new ultra-deep discovery trend.

Point taken.

/still, you have to admit, they've been forced to go ultra-deep, while more accessible recources are just sitting there

# 227 K B

They'll have to find me first.

Tom Cruise will save us!

Can he make fruitcup?

he IS fruitcup.

with extra bananas...

Here's some cheese, for Mike C...and all Lizards Fair.

# 229 K B

In some cases. But the ultr-deep trend has been evolving for years, as the drilling and rig technology advances at an astounding rate. I remember when "deep water" meant anything over 300'. Now rigs are building to drill in 10-15,000'. Simply unreal.

# 233/4 BZ

Double-heh.

Another dead horse beaten into a molecular film.

Oh, please!

Killian already made me nauseous upthread with the dead horse...

#236 Mike C.

In some cases. But the ultr-deep trend has been evolving for years, as the drilling and rig technology advances at an astounding rate. I remember when "deep water" meant anything over 300'. Now rigs are building to drill in 10-15,000'. Simply unreal.

One thing I've noticed recently is that almost any stock that's associated with drilling platforms seems to have a huge upside in terms of 12 month price target.

/I already own NE, don't want to get overexposed in the sector, but looking at DO and other drillers/platform providers

I think Tom Cruise is actually the Mahdi.
I can prove it with geometric logic.

/strawberry inquisition

Rudeness...the Club...

My last effort to connect with people who don't care to connect at all...because they only care about their own.

I did try.

Sweet night.

WTF was that?

# 240 K B

The rigs are booked through 2008 already.

We were supposed to eat the cheese.

Ooopsie! Sorry, Sprite.

Thank you very much for the cheese.

Moe! Larry! the Cheese!

/they didn't have the cheese clip so you'll have to settle for oysters.

coffee time
be back later

#242 Sprite

Rudeness...the Club...

My last effort to connect with people who don't care to connect at all...because they only care about their own.

I apologize, thank you for your kind offering. What do you want to discuss, anything goes on the dead thread?

/as a stock market investor, I was distarcted by trying to pick Mike C.'s brain, for he is a hand's on oil sector authority

Heh.

™

CAIR is rushing to judgment in the case of 3 Palestinian students who were allegedly beaten up by football players at Guilford College Saturday morning. 3 players were arrested and charged with assault and "ethnic intimidation" (you know, like shooting up the El Al counter at LAX or bombing a Jewish pizza joint) .

Guilford president Kent Chabotar promises a reasonable sounding investigation:

"“We need to get all the facts from every perspective and let the judicial process to (sic) take its course as expeditiously as possible."

CAIR does not agree, they have already rejected the local investigation and decided to call in the FBI (this is their in-house newswire, PRN):

"A prominent national Islamic civil rights and advocacy group today called on the FBI to investigate a group assault on three Palestinian students in North Carolina
as a possible hate crime.
The Washington-based Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) said the students were allegedly assaulted by 'at least 15 members' of the Guilford College football team. During the attack, the assailants reportedly called the students 'terrorists' and 'sand n**gers. Two of the victims suffered severe injuries."

"Terrorist" is now a racial slur, I suppose.
It does look bad for the drunken jocks, though Guilford officials say that some of the 15 present were apparently trying to break up the altercation.

The lack of an instantaneous denunciation of the miscreants by the peacenik president (this is a Quaker college) may be a flying pig moment or it may signify that he knows something we don't and is hedging.

WTF was that, Babba? I guess you don't recall when I told you I loved 99.9% of your posts. Nor did it matter and nor did you bother to remember.

Well, I've been lambasted for being spiritual..and called a moby in my first days here.

I've been slammed for calling out lizards for posting under multiple names...leaving their friends behind, who worried about them in the process,

and for delighting in trolling,

and for speaking about people behind their backs,

and for failing to welcome newbies into the fold,

and for failing to be kind..

And in return, I was supposedly the cause of the Fruit Cup Wars..and was called all kinds of names, innuendos...a 'whino'...someone who needed professional help, etc.

I will continue to support LGF in all ways, nonetheless.

I'm going to claim victimhood status and sue everybody (or at least get government grants) if these cracks at sock puppets continue.

WHERE ARE MY CRANKY FLAKES!

/and they better be extra urinated, damn it!

Just got here.
Gosh Sprite, can I help you. Cheese is good, long as it's Colby.
Guilt trip , anyone ?
HOWDY ALL.
Misanthropes unite.
There, b'gad.

Mornig lizards.
Hey the front page photo is actually a picture of zombie, no?
Fox News: Ahmadinejad says

The United States is incapable of inflicting "serious damage" on Iran

The guy really is crazy.

Give me a minute to respond - I gotta open a new box of "Heh"s first.

#208 Killian Bundy

I am not drunk, but I am in love,

Its the magic of those eyes, which i have seen last night... dont know how she looks, as i just noticed those beautiful eyes... check yourself .. if you can find some info about this women.. she is the one on extreme right

# 256 JiV

Completely diconnected from reality.

Imadinnerjacket says:

The United States is incapable of inflicting "serious damage" on Iran

This statement has arrived almost at the same time as word that our new Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) is coming to a mineshaft or a cave complex near you, Ahmed.
This is a bomb, not a nuclear bomb, but it weighs 30,000 (thirty thousand) friggin' pounds.

# 260 Shiplord

I've been reading about that one. Woof !

#258 humanity

I am not drunk, but I am in love

Its the magic of those eyes, which i have seen last night... dont know how she looks, as i just noticed those beautiful eyes... check yourself .. if you can find some info about this women.. she is the one on extreme right,

/small world, I posted the original, un-cropped/unmanipulated photograph (LGF comment search: islamic photography) at least two months ago, if I find my original post, will you quit LGF?

Hey, little ol'lady.
I will fix my own breakfast. 3 egg omlet containing chopped cotto salami, chopped yellow and red peppers, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, and topped off with salsa sauce.
Hey Spritey- if ya like, I'll fix one for ya.;)

waitaminnit,

There, ya see? You don't do so badly on your own! :-)

/eating chocolate

Anybody want blueberries?

216 BabbaZee

Sounds like they're referring to one of the actions called for as part of the completely ignored economic/resource component of this war. Obviously, the idea is to break the economic powerhouse of the US - UBL and others have talked about it at length.

Terrorists in Iraq are wanting to be paid ransom in Euro's, they're also asking those countries sympathetic to their cause to dump US investments and switch to investments outside the US. The rise in the equities markets in Turkey, Egypt and Fraudi-land have all been the result of governments shifting money out of US treasuries into their own markets. A 'Quran.com Bubble'. The second the money holders get nervous, their markets implode as the capital escapes - back into the US where there's both safety and growth. There's no growth in Euroland and unless you manage to become part of the temporary and ever changing landscape of the 'in-crowd' in Russia or China, investment is a heavily controlled game like russian roulette - insider or outsider, eventually you get passed the automatic with one-round chambered, hammer-cocked. 'Shoot Yourself,' is the name of this new game.

At some point, (not to point any fingers or name any names)those sleeping will likely wake-up to the epiphany of, 'Hey...this is a real World War! Why didn't someone tell me?'

Or gato tacos?

Some good news from news.co.au:

AC-130 gunships have hit the Somali jihadists again.

"The US launched an air strike two weeks ago against what it called al-Qaeda operatives among the fleeing Islamist ranks..." (emphasis added)

Translation: "Of course, we enlightened Australian media luminaries know that this is just the barbarous seppos' excuse for indulging in their usual practice of shooting up innocent pilgrims and kittens and baby ducks just for the hell of it."

AC-130 Spectre: When it absolutely, positively has to be killed overnight.

Re the SOTU- Bush didnt say "Islamofascism" but he pretty much defined our enemies as Muslims, both Shia and Sunni. I didn't hear "religion of peace", either.

# 268 Shiplord

AC-130 Spectre: When it absolutely, positively has to be killed overnight.

Very good.

#267 Jim...
Gato tacos ?
Ohhh.
Harharhar-gasp-harharhar
Use the hindquarters-cooked
It's the Cats Ass

Good Morning Lizards

First, concerning the topic of the thread, the sloppy work of Forbes, given the fauxtography and Ratergate memos in the media, I see this as par for the course.

The reference to jazz guitar reminds me of what an instructor once told me about live performing and making mistakes on stage. He said, "remember, if you hit one wrong note, it's your "version" of the tune, if you hit two then it's "innovation", if you hit 3 or more it's jazz.

#212 BabbaZee

Budhist Jihad or return of Nazis... check this out...
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

and this too...
[Link: translate.google.com...]

this will help you realize the big picture... anyways Muslim world also has a big role in creating this problem...

so what really is the big problem? was it evil Hindus or evil West...

In fact, the problem betraying...
We had given the power of indian subcontinent in hands of Gandhi... a Neo Nazi supporting Amin Al Husseini...

this has its side effect, that the shit left behind from nazi era is now returning back...

the Hindus who helped British against Nazis are tagged as radicalist in modern india... the world is suffering those mistakes... the left tried to hide them whole, but today we know where right is supporting other countries too like Israel and so on, and has move further with globalization... left is struck with caliphet, kingdoms and Mohammedians propoganda...

the problem is that left got this power by condeming hinduism and christanity... ignoring the fact that when they blame religion for this... it was also religion which saved them... Hindus participated due to religious teaching forgiving hate against British... which hardly any indian think today, as they are feeded with a propoganda of great Hitler... the Vatican which was saving jews in world war 2 is blamed to be radical due to facist and Nazi connection in older times... though they have done a lot to overcome the mistake. even churchil has annoced in his speech to boost british against Nazis... "do our childern have to search a new God.." . the religion goes wrong, when one struck with one prophet... though all religion says god is one (including hinduism, against the odd with exist)... . the Question is who is making mistakes from last 60 yrs now? who is helping in speading the fog spread through Middleeast? perhaps the only solution i see for this problem is to bridge east and west... and the to Question the role of radical islam in it...

Uh oh, the Burma insurgency also goes through india... but on small scale... and the links with Pakistan ISI is well assured in building this using bangladesh help... ignoring that moderate muslims are also vactim of it...

Shoot me now.

#262 Killian Bundy

no... i will make muslims to quit the stupidness...

time for food...
mahlzeit

#263 waitaminnit,

Thank you...you're kind. Sounds delicious!

[btw, re your #255...not trying to make anyone feel guilty...just trying to make LGF a more welcoming blog.]

Good morning, Lizards.