Iowahawk: The Pandagon Papers

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Wed Feb 7, 2007 at 5:44 pm PST • Views: 349

The indomitable Iowahawk has somehow gained access to the delete buffer of an email account owned by someone you may recognize by her … ahem … boisterous language: The Pandagon Papers.

To: Senator John Edwards
From: Amanda Marcotte
Re: Job Offer

Dear Senator Edwards:

I am f****** delighted to accept your offer of the position of Official Blogger for the Edwards 2008 presidential campaign. Please find attached my f****** W-2 form.

I would like to express my heartfelt thanks for this totally f****** awesome opportunity to help you take America back from f****** BushCo and the other f******* bible-humping extremists that have turned this once great nation into a g*ddamn rape factory for their snakehandling Jesus Camp hatebots.

In closing, I am so f****** proud to be a part of this campaign, and f****** gratified to know that I’ll be working for someone who f****** understands the importance of reaching out to progressive bloggers like myself. I look forward to contributing in any way I f****** can. You won’t be f****** sorry!

F****** Sincerely,
Amanda Marcotte, “Pandagon”

Read the whole thing. Go ahead. You know you want to.

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