Iowahawk: My Fair Blogger
Charles Johnson
Fri Feb 9, 2007 at 3:26 pm PST • Views: 256
It’s Pygmalion! Updated for the edgy new progressive wave sweeping through the DNC like a tsunami of four-letter words: My Fair Blogger. (Language warning. Also hernia-inducing laff warning.)
Book by Iowahawk
Music by Frederick Loewe and Alan Jay Lerner
Based on “Fascist Pigmalian” by the Netroots CommunitySENATOR JOHN EDWARDS
I tell you why there are two Americas, my dear Dr. Dean. Man is a product of his environment.HOWARD DEAN
Balderdash! “So bententh the tree,” say I. Take the insane Bush cabal that plotted 9-11, for instance, genetically rotted from root to branch.EDWARDS
This is where you are wrong my friend, and I shall prove you so. Take the young woman over there, banging on the keyboard.HOWARD DEAN (sniffing)
The one who reeks of cat urine? Ghastly! What of her?EDWARDS
I am prepared to wager my indoor squash court that I can train her to be a proper presidential campaign representative.AMANDA MARCOTTE
F****** s*ckw*d c*cks*ck fundy f****** godbag c***!HOWARD DEAN
Ha-ho! I will gladly indulge you in your foolish wager, Senator!
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