April Fools. Fools Lose.

What happened to the big February 11 announcement?

Or August 22?

Wonder what the AIDS cure will be?

Psyops. Shorty's blowing greenhouse gasses out of his tailpipe.

...tell me you have violated treaties so that we can attack you...tell us you have a nuclear weapon...

Here s our April surprise;

[Link: fas.org...]

though this link does not endorse them, they are still kick ass weapons ready for Iran.

We won't do anything about it and the jacket knows it.

"Atomic Bomb: Light fuze and run 2 miles in 8 seconds"

or

"THIS Person is my handpicked puppet The Mahdi! All kneel before Him!"

Some surprise!

# 3 E2m

My thought precisely. Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Perhaps Israel also has a surprise:

First nighttime Arrow missile defense test successful

Did anyone hear the latest? The libs are telling Bush to TAKE IT SLOW with Iran. THIS after we have evidence that Iran is basically at war with us proxy killing OUR MEN IN UNIFORM!

Aren't we already the "most hated nation"?

#1 Mama Winger: Is he EVER gonna phone me?

I hope he's safe, but I couldn't say one way or t'other, Ma'am

Look at the crowd shot.

Where are the women? This society is creepy.

Tick tock, matter of time before we obliterate them. I say why wait.

Well, at least they're no threat to Israel.

Iran says tests missiles able to sink big war ships

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's Revolutionary Guards test fired missiles in wargames on Thursday which a commander said could sink "big warships" in the Gulf, Sea of Oman and the north of the Indian Ocean, the state broadcaster said.

Iran is at loggerheads with the United States over its disputed nuclear program and what Washington calls its meddling in Iraq. The United States has ordered a second aircraft carrier to the Gulf to step up pressure on Iran.

Okay, people, help me out:

What does "NAJA" stand for on the backs of those beretted goofballs in the pic?

Maybe "National Association of Jammin' Asshats?"

Inquiring minds want to know!

I love the sign that says, "Bush is a Zionist." Yeah, and?
Why is Zionist such a dirty word to some?

#14 carridine

I heard from him a couple of days ago - he was in Phuket. Scuba diving and looking at pretty girls. I think he is supposed to be in Bangkok again on the 13th. What can I say? He's a dumb kid. :)

Did anyone hear the latest? The libs are telling Bush to TAKE IT SLOW with Iran. THIS after we have evidence that Iran is basically at war with us proxy killing OUR MEN IN UNIFORM!

According to the more popular leftist sites, Iran is completely innocent and we are making this shit up as we go.

Those must be teenage mutant NAJA turtles.......

Ratherdashing,
I really hope that second aircraft carrier isn't just a scare tactic, or only meant for pressure. If we are too politically concerned to go in with force, then we better be doing something covertly. WE better be doing something instead of 'diplomacy' and 'sanctions'..

Right above the second guard from the left there is a guy peering over the guard rail. He kind of looks like Kerry! I like these Where's Waldo games.

Those posters look like something from Zombie's site. How proud the LLL must be, to see their designs used in Tehran. I note the conspicuous use of English and not Persian on the signs, too, indicating they're meant for Western MSM consumption.

Anyway, make your big announcement, Dinnerjacket. I'll circle it on my calendar, right next to the oil change appointment. Blowhard.

100 US, Israel Spies in Iran

He said the spies, who worked for CIA and Moussad, intended to gain access to Iran's military and political information.

The minister also said that enemies have selected a number of Iranians inside the country and trained them in other countries, adding that his ministry has identified and arrested all the said agents of the US and Israeli intelligence services.

Asked about the US invasion of Iran, he said according to the latest information and data collected by the Iranian intelligence forces inside and outside the borders, Washington does not intend to attack Iran and that the rumors about a likely raid on the Islamic Republic have all been intended to serve as a part of psychological operations.

I'm still waiting for the little troll to crawl out from the well. Can't he perform that little trick first?

P.S. - Natalie Maines, my NIC's namesake, is a horse's ass. I have now witnessed two of the sorriest females in existence in 30 minutes - Fat Natalie and Perky Katie. Hope the 'slums get them both because, in this case, I'm rooting for the 'slums.

#10 Mike C.

It's not as if this guy doesn't have an extensive track record of crying wolf.

What about the HIV cure? When do we get that?

Yeah, Yeah ... Big Announcement ... isn't this like the 5th BIG announcement - announcement in as many months?

First LGF comment. My goodness, I have been waiting a long time to register.

Freeper: The Conservator

Ahmadinejad has the U.S. under his thumb. We have proof that he is providing direct aid to insurgents fighting against us and yet we are supposed to "take it slow." Any threat we make against him will simply be laughed at. More so if the Dems win the next Presidential Election.
President Bush should challenge him to a fist fight.

Wendya,

That doesn't shock me. The left is in lah-lah land and unfortunatly those of us who are in reality will suffer at their hands. Especially if we end up with Hildabeast and Dumbo as Pres. and VP.

Our military has already suffered at the left's hands and so has our country's reputation aroud the world. The left has made us look weak, spineless and THEY have divided us. We were together after 9/11, but the left started drenching the MSM with lies about the war, our military and Bush, and now we are left with leaders like Dinner Jacket who think we won't do anything because of the pressure within from the left.

#32 The Conservator,

Welcome to the party!

#26 Jack Reacher

Just wait, at next months rally the Iranians will use puppets.

Love the "monkey" and the "pig" on the poster on the left.

Who did the signs for the Iranians ? Was it the Dailykrap or was it Dumpicratic underwearground ?

The president warned the Western nations that Tehran will not permit any of its “rights” to be taken away, by word or by action.

Our right to life and Israel's right to exist trumps Iran's right to nuclear power.
Tehran's warning duly noted and wholely (holy) disregarded.
Fire for control, fire for effect.

Bugger, its beats my news!

I'm getting a new knee, so, dinnerjacket can get stuffed for all I care, I've heard it all before, just like post #3, It came and went.

But I'm getting a new knee, now thats HOT!

TEHRAN, CA

Did y'all get a load of the "Bushitler" poster at the left of that photo? Looks like there are plenty of KosKidz in the crowd -- their rhetoric is the same. Golly Gee! What a surprise!

Hooray! Finally got here when registration was open. Maybe now I'm an OldeLizard?!

actually, it's on the right. Oddly enough.

The poster creator sucks at PhotoShop.

Dear God, give me a Pali style "work" accident in Iran at their nuc facility. Amen.

Dear God, a W-88 made to look like a "work" accident will be just fine with me.

The April 10th announcement:

We can rappel

Is that the rappeler in the background?

By the by... I caught a report the other day in the Italian press saying that Dinnerjacket has actually commissioned a composer to write a "Nuclear Symphony" in honor of the Big Occasion. No sh*t.

Maybe my eyes are getting bad, but in the center poster- the one where Bush is on the donkey- the donkey's face looks like John Travolta.

Or maybe it isn't Bush riding the donkey. It kinda looks like Jimmy Carter, but that doesn't make any sense...he's one of their heros.

#45 Noam Sayin'

Windows Paint, can't figure out PS.

What? No cure for AIDs? We should bomb those asshole into oblivion... well, any excuse will do.

33 sunburned

Ahmadinejad has the U.S. under his thumb.

I doubt it, what with the US in countries east and west of Iran and ships in the Gulf.

#36 desert

Just wait, at next months rally the Iranians will use puppets.

Noooo! Not the dreaded puppets!

(I finally get to post! I am so happy!)

There are always announcements from madmen such as Ahmadenijad. They love the sound of their own voices. The announcement will no doubt be their progress on making a bomb they threaten to use on battle-weary Israel while the world uselessly looks on. Bullies get bold when no one stands up to them.

Welcome OldeForce to our exclusive club...the only exclusive thing I've ever belonged to.

Welcome, all newly-hatched Lizardoids. :)

#36 DesertSage
Heh. And then drummers, too, mustn't forget the drummers.

That Bushitler poster is odd, though, considering the Nazi/Muslim alliance during WWII. Why would they compare Bush to their heroes?

#56 goodbye_natalie

Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

--Groucho Marx

#50 DesertSage,

the donkey's face looks like John Travolta

LOL. On second look, I think you're right! Who knew Dinner Jacket was a fan of disco?

#58 Jack Reacher
Great point! But like I said.. they're really KosKidz!

Dian Sawyer is in Iran to suck up and humanize the inhuman beasts, what a tool.

#53 solomon

33 sunburned

Ahmadinejad has the U.S. under his thumb.

I doubt it, what with the US in countries east and west of Iran and ships in the Gulf.

You didn't take that statement in the context of the rest of the comment. He does have us under his thumb when you consider the Democrat driven Congress' seeming unwillingness to see him as a threat.

#59 jcm,

Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member

It's the only club that would have me...they booted me at KKKos.

~ Goodbye Natalie, 2004

Springtime for the Mahdi?

Democrats to White House: Go Slow With Iran Evidence

Kerry is the lead photo in the story.

How does America spell Treason?

#64 goodbye_natalie

My invitation in Seattle is wearing thin, what with my Bush '04 bumper sticker and Viva Re-election shirt.

63 sunburned

I do suppose there are ways around a Democrat Congress.

#55 Joan Not of Arc

Ciad Mile Failte!

("A hundred thousand welcomes" in Gaelic, which some people still speak where I live")

How about a March surprise courtesy USN. and USAF.

#66 Pro-Bush Canuck

"Every leader in the region and every observer, every expert here in our country, tells us that Iran does not want a complete and total implosion in Iraq," Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry said Sunday.

Riiiiiiight. They're selling weapons to kill Americans because they want peace and stability in Iraq.

Kerry is such a disgrace.

#70 jb32765

A visit from a Delta or Seal who is also a lizariod so the last thing Dinnerjacket hears is:

Greeting from Charles BAWHAHAHAHA.......

Big announcement?

His fraternity boyfriend gave him his pin?

He's launching a line of perfume?

April 9 is a Bahai faith Persian feast day called the Feast of Jalal (Glory)

It is held on the first day of the 2nd month of the 19 months which have 19 days each in the Badi (Bahai) calendar.

Below is a prayer likely to be read in Iran on April 9.

The Hidden Words of Baha'u'llah, Arabic No. 14

O SON OF MAN!

Thou art My dominion and My dominion perisheth not; wherefore fearest thou thy perishing? Thou art My light and My light shall never be extinguished; why dost thou dread extinction? Thou art My glory and My glory fadeth not; thou art My robe and My robe shall never be outworn. Abide then in thy love for Me, that thou mayest find Me in the realm of glory.
"wherefore fearest thou thy perishing" equals "why are you afraid to die?"

"why dost thou dread extinction" also equals "why are you afraid to die?"

Fits nicely with the death cult that is festering in the middle east.

Incidentally,

Feb 11, 2007 written the European way is 11.2.2007------1122007=19 X 59053

Apr 9, 2007, 4/09/07-------40907= 19 x 2153

On April 9, 2003, Baghdad was formally occupied by US forces and the power of Saddam Hussein was declared ended.

The United States Atomic Energy Commission was born on April 9, 1945.

On the second picture, how many of you know people who would insist that all the hate in this relationship is coming from the US toward Iran?

And when you showed them that picture, they would immediately switch gears and just argue that America deserves the hate because of our "policies."

From Picture:
NAJA NAJA NAJA

Hmmm...I think they misspelled ninja.

CV-63 Kittyhawk – Japan.

CVN-69 Eisenhower – Somali coast/5th Fleet

CVN-74 Stennis – Guam.

CVN-68 Nimitz – 7th Fleet/Pacific/Indian Oceans

CVN-71 Roosevelt – Norfolk/surge ready

CVN-75 Truman - Norfolk/surge ready

CVN-76 Reagan – Surge deployed from San Diego on Jan 7th.

CVN-65 Enterprise – Home.

CVN-70 Vinson – Home.

CVN-72 Lincoln – Dry dock.

CVN-73 Washington – Home.

===

I love it when they start playing three-card monte with Carrier Battle Groups.

IT LOOKS
LIKE VICTORY,
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“The world must know that if they try to deny that right to us they will be the most hated nation,” he said.

I think we have that one wrapped up anyway.
:-D

...as a crowd dressed mostly in black — some holding signs reading “Down with America” — looked on.

Bullshit. They say, "Death to America".

When did the Lamestream Media start softening the message? They used to quote the Islamonuts verbatim without hesitation, and not think twice about it.

What the hell happened?

Oh, yeah: George W. Bush happened. (Not 9/11...)

Oh, I know what it means Pro-Bush Canuck. Thanks.

I think the signs should be an indication of what happens when you jail, kill or drive out your intelligentsia (as Iran has done)- it's all nonsensical garbage. Take the swastika one, for example. Is this the same Iran that held a Holocaust-denying conference not long ago? Now Bush is like Hitler, the same Hitler who killed or didn't kill the Jews (by their "reasoning")? Couldn't they get their pig crap straight?

I suppose I could argue their complete lack of logic but I'd be here all day and still never arrive at an answer.

#74 FQ Kafir: That is, indeed, a prayer given to humankind by the Glory of God, but it is NOT LIKELY to be read by many Ahmadinejad Persians, as it is those same Iranian/Persians who murder the Followers of the Glory of God whenever they think they can get away with it; HANG 16-year-olds; and set themselves up partners with God!

The Christlike aspects of Officialdom in Muslim Iran are conspicuously absent, Sir.

#81 carridine

That prayer comes from a Bahai faith website regarding the feast day.

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

There are plenty of Bahais in Iran.

Maybe some else has commented on this, but doesn't the juxtaposition of Pres. Bush wearing the Star of David on one poster and superimposed on a swastika on the poster next to it seem a little, well, cognitively dissonant?

Weren't the Iranians doing this near exact thing in 1979 right after they destroyed our embassy and took nearly 50 Americans hostage?

1979, Iran, "Death to America"

2007, Iran "Death to America"

I thought that I was at least somewhat up to speed about politics, but it really got past me in a big way, that President Bush was President in 1979!

Huh.

I dinnerjacket is announcing his entry to the NBA draft...I could be wrong...I was once before

Is that a photo of radical Islamic Iranians - or- American leftists?

hard to tell the difference.

Bahais also believe in the coming of the Mahdi, although their
interpretation is different.

#84?

Bush was President in 79? Maybe in Bizzarro world!

That poster on the right is a replica of the shirt that San Francisco protester was wearing, as photo'd by the Z-Man:

[Link: louminatti.blogspot.com...]

...but where, oh where, is peace duck?

What strange bedfellows the "progressive" left has found with Islamic fundamentalists. Very, very odd. Does the progressive left know what happens to homosexuals in Iran?

I think they are all waiting to hear John Lennon sing "Imagine"

Is it just me, or would everyone in that picture look really good covered in fire?

All those signs in English -- where's the one that says "Just Poop" It ain't a rally w/o "Just Poop" or Inflated Scrotum Guy.

For the few posters that were curious. NAJA are the Iranian Revolutionary Guards.

Reference post #95

Should have mentioned that the NAJA are also a highly trained police force.

I think WE have a little "April surprise" of our own.

Promises an April Surprise? This is not one of those Iranian oil bourses-that is gonna trade in euros-stories again? I'm kinda get sick of hearing that story.

Ever notice that all the good rallies have the signs in English, even though almost none of them speak the language and even fewer could put it in print!

/zogon on

Last surprise precedes new surprise,
Fables spinning implosions causing explosions horrendously huge,
Deadman's words fall from nothing

/zogon off

#2 Ditto

It would be great if a bunch of right thinking Americans decided to have a "Down With Iran" rally that drew a few thousand attendees ...

Oh wait ... we have jobs and lives.

These men in the picture remind me of the Hitler Youth rallies without the uniforms. I think these people are forced to show up. If they don't, they probably lose their jobs or the government takes their sons away. Notice no women are there. A lesson to our progressive, liberal American women - be careful what you wish for. You, too, may be in a hajib or a burka sooner than you think.

with Mein Kamph being at the top of the best seller list wouldn't the swatsika with you face in the middle be an honor?

These douche bags are maroons!

When the Iranians put your face in the middle of a swastika while Mein Kamph is at the top of their best seller list...

...wouldn't that be an honor?

Look at the picture. They put Bushes face in the middle of a swastika.

#105 should have been:

Bush's face

#87 FQ Kafir: You got THAT straight!

If I understand those crazy Baha'is, they believe the Mahdi has ALREADY COME, which is about as looney as believing the Messiah has ALREADY COME, when there are plenty of intelligent, well-meaning and informed Rabbis who KNOW that He will come, soon, but has not come yet...

Yes, Kafir, there are Baha'is in Haifa, Israel, and they are not too keen on Iran striving to rain atomic fire on them and their Jewish brethren...

We need to give them an early April fool's gift in the form of some bombs.

ya gotta love the "Bushitler is a Nazi" right next to the "Bush is a Zionist" sign

these guys could make great moonbats

concerning the iranonazis, this is a good read:

[Link: www.frontpagemag.com...]

#107 Carridine

Sorry, but Messiah HAS already come

Remember Jacob's blessing of Judah. The Messiah would come BEFORE the sceptre was taken from Judah. That happened in 4 AD.

Also, Messiah would come riding into Jeruseleum on an ass. Only one guy has done that.

Only on man has cured a blind man since birth, cast out a demon from a deaf and dumb person, and cured a Jew of leporsy (Mosaic law. Only time it has been used)

#111 Bobbo

Yeah! but if Dinnerjacket nukes Tel Aviv the Mahdi returns.

He won't mind Iran leveled, he got to bring the Mahdi back.

#105 Bobbo
Their signs have English words on them.
Their main audience is America for these signs.

For their own people, they praise the Nazis and praise Hitler, and claim that the Holocaust never happened. But for Americans, they want the public to turn against Pres. Bush.

For their own people, they say or strongly hint that they are on their way to having nuclear weapons, and will use them to wipe out Israel.

But for Americans, they say that they are only interested in peaceful uses of uranium enrichment.

For their own people, Ahmadinejad flexes his muscles. Promises utopia that will come with the Mahdi. Promises a quick path to having a nuclear arsenal.
But for the West, Ahmadinejad and his men do a taqiya dance to just try to confuse, first blowing one way and then blowing another way, in a bid to put America in confusion like a deer caught in the headlights.

Hmmmm. I have a pretty good idea of how to speed up Irans nuclear program in a flash of blinding light.

Coming in April: Ahmadinejad's State of the Persian Revolutionary Jihad address, where he will claim great strides in the power of the Islamic Revolutionary Republic of Iran, and seek to make Persian Muslims and Muslims all over the world salivate for the beginning of nuclear jihad and the end of Israel.

While he is flexing his muscles, it might be good to have a display of US strength in the area. Just to sober up those followers of his and potential fellow-travelers who become intoxicated by his boasts.

#113 EE

Yeah, I know. I just think it is funny. Their heroes but they put them on protest signs. And our language.

It is my opinion that the MSM is the one that looks REALLY idiotic in this. They are being played for fools. What is the old saying? The easy person to con is a conman. Think about it MSM.

#112 JCM

Yes, but if our side nukes that big black cube (b2c3?), then they, the Muslims, don't have a gate to heaven. That is my preferred plan of action. Tactical nuke right there. Very little co-lateral damage. Just like that Islam is done as a religion.

BTW, regarding my post at #116:

I don't know if this is widely known but there is a rather significant group of Rabbi's in Israel that have been calling for this for about the last 20 years. They are getting more and more listened to.

They are also causing the Imams in Iran to worry that these Rabbis might just get it done and they (the Imams) want to pro-actively nuke Israel.

Oh you gotta love game theory.

Heres a thought. Tell the users of Iranian crude that since the Iranians are developing nuke power they wont need the oil fields and we will NUKE them into a hazadous waste dump. What do you think the reaction would be. Probably a big cheer from the anti greenhouse gas crowd. Im not so sure about China.

TIC

My birthday is April 1st. Maybe I'll have a new dress to wear for the Big Announcement.

#119 DistantThunder My birthday is April 1st. Maybe I'll have a new dress to wear for the Big Announcement.

Congratulations, fella.

#118 geezer
No option should be taken off the table.

If the Iranian reserves of oil are eliminated, it will hurt all of the users of Iranian crude oil, but it will hurt Iran vastly more.

If any nuclear weapon gets exploded against the US, the assumption should be that it was delivered at the orders of the mad mullahs of Iran. The retaliation should make Iran hurt. And no option should be left off the table.

But better to work to bring about regime change in Iran, and avoid the horrific nuclear jihad situation.

121 EE My thought was that the users like China would talk to Iran like a big brother. Also Iran has to have the crude sales to provide the cheapies like gas for the population to remain contented

Is this thread dead? I hope not, because I have a sincere question.

What are we going to do about Iran?

Mr. Bush shook hands with Washington Life Magazine's Soroush Shehabi. "I'm the grandson of one of the late shah's ministers," said Mr. Shehabi, "and I simply want to say one U.S. bomb on Iran and the regime we all despise will remain in power for another 20 or 30 years and 70 million Iranians will become radicalized."

#123 Squarepeg:

They're not radicalized already? Doing nothing will assure another two decades of mullahs in charge.

Things are being done, but there are practical limits...

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