Anyone need any spare traffic? I seem to have too much these days.

But while we were offline, I completed more testing on the MySQL conversion; so if everything goes according to my best-laid plans, things will improve very soon. The target date for the launch of the new system is this weekend, but I may be forced to move that up if the traffic surges keep clobbering our hamsters.

Meanwhile, here’s an open thread for any pent-up verbiage.