Islamofascist Funnies
Charles Johnson
Sat Apr 21, 2007 at 6:23 pm PDT • Views: 441
In Baqouba, Iraq, Al Qaeda has warned street vendors of the dangers of improper vegetable mixing.
American commanders cite al-Qaida’s severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said.
And in Sudan, a man married a goat, and it didn’t turn out too baaaadly: Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.
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