Uh, do they make them with no trans-fats?

sure, now is the right time

do it early, to piss the French Libs off right away

buy a lot of French wine right away, too

send the message

Latkes, Nana?

Not yet. Let's wait to see how he deals with the Fwench "youth".

Murtha, Pelosi, and Hoyer (how's that for a sandwich), will want to name them Fascist Fries.

for two weeks at least - they're still french

Henceforth, I suggest that French Fries be renamed...
Friendship Fries

Uh, OK, zombie, but can I still refer to their carbeques as French Toast?

Here's how the BBC is going out of its way to minimize the violence in its reporting:

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

examples:

Riot police have fired tear gas at a small group of demonstrators who were protesting in central Paris against Mr Sarkozy's victory.

a few hundred stone-throwing rioters charged the police in the Place de la Bastille, where 5,000 supporters of Segolene Royal had earlier gathered to hear the results.

Get it?
The Segolene supporters had been there earlier, but must have all left before the violence started...

Until he starts trying to pimp Kyoto.

If anybody can think of a way to improve my Friendship Fries page, please tell me!

I haven't had time to ponder it in detail. Time is of the essence!

Not sure of the translation, but

frites d'amitié?

ok, but let congress do it by a non-binding resolution so we can change our minds later.

'kozy chips

Grab your Tater Mitts.

/'cause you're gonna need 'em, along with Photoshop

Are they carbon neutral? I wouldn't want to increase greenhouse gas emissions over this...

But actions speak louder than words, so let's wait before seeing just how the French have changed.

Not yet.
For now, how about SARKOZY STICKS?

Zombie
Would it be too cheesy to do something with the Mona Lisa?

There have been so many other great satires done with her in various Photoshop poses.

What about John Hunyadi fries? Sarkozy is part Hungarian, isn't he? Or Charles Martel fries?

"Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

This classic example of pointillism would also provide for some fun, zombie.

Zombie, my suggestion is that you do something with the Red White and Blue next to the French "Bleu Blanc Rouge"

France was so inspired by the American Revolution that they borrowed "our colors" for the flag of the French Republic

maybe you can put the two flags next to each other on a pack of fries or something in a pic

Bon chance, ami!

Just a quick OT. If you hear someone being critical of our medical system ask them this; Where else in the world, assuming you are not a billionaire or part of the governing elite, can you develop chest pains on Monday, get an angiogram that same Monday afternoon, have 5 bypasses performed the next day and be home on Friday.

Sorry, wore myself out typing that.

Later.

#10 zombie

Juxtaposed with a Royale with Cheese with a line through the later?

#9 Earth2moonbat

Until he starts trying to pimp Kyoto.

I'm not sayin' this guy's perfect -- it's just a way to send the leftosphere into a tizzy! Now we're claiming ownership of their pet favorite foreigners!

Strategy, strategy.

#3 St. Pancake

Latkes, Nana?

Those I could bake in the oven on a baking sheet, sprayed with Pam™ :) But since I make them once a year, during Hanukka?

I wonder if there are any Burger Kings in Paris? Not going to even walk by a M^c Donald's..they serve halal.Come to think of it? I already spent a day in France.

I seriously wonder what Sarkosy will do about the 'problems' with the cult of islam. I would like to think and hope that he would take a very firm stand, and stop their immigration, and deport those who are there illegally. Maybe the US would then get a clue?
So, how do you like your Friendship Fries?

Forgiveness Fries?

Still 'potato pikes' for me.

Dipped in ketchup, they're almost symbolic.

Who here expects Sarkozy to survive (literally) his entire term?

I wouldn't be too quick to jump on the "friendship fry" bandwagon just yet. Sarkozy is but one man claiming a "pro-U.S." stance. There is still another 59 million+- French who may think otherwise...

#13 jrdroll

'kozy chips

#16 observer

For now, how about SARKOZY STICKS?

I like it!

Maybe I'll find a way to add those to the page.

#17 St. Pancake

Zombie
Would it be too cheesy to do something with the Mona Lisa?

Do it!

Like I said earlier, I'm a lost cause with Photoshop. A rank amateur.

So, how do you like your Friendship Fries?

With my French Dip.
Dipped in Immigration Intifada Salsa, to be precise.

27 freetoken

unfortunately, I have had the same thought
I'm worried for him

I have to admit, I kinda like the idea of liking the French again.

#28 jimmy the infidel

I wouldn't be too quick to jump on the "friendship fry" bandwagon just yet. Sarkozy is but one man claiming a "pro-U.S." stance. There is still another 59 million+- French who may think otherwise...

Ah, you see, but if this catches on, we may actually affect their opinion of us! That's the whole idea.

People like people who like them.

I imagine lots of French vintners went to the polls this year and voted their pocketbooks.

#24 NY Nana
I seriously wonder what Sarkosy will do about the 'problems' with the cult of islam. I would like to think and hope that he would take a very firm stand, and stop their immigration, and deport those who are there illegally. Maybe the US would then get a clue?

It certainly would put the multi-culti Leftists here in the US in quite a pickle, as they could no longer tell us to look to France in particular for solutions. :)

21 easy

WOW ! Good to see you here. Relax ... a lot has happened. It is good. Sleep well. And ... say a prayer for our wonderful country and what it has to offer us while we at LGF say one for you and your wonderful story.

Good night, easy

#34 zombie

Perhaps. But beyond the brief interruptions (i.e. our intervention in the World Wars) in a long, long tradition of dislike, I'd say we have an arduous task ahead of us. Then again, who really gives a damn what the French think ;)

#10 zombie

Aw, I think it's sweet, as is. :)

How about "Still cheese eating surrender monkey, but possibly there is hope for them, fries"?

Or how about "Fried like a french man's car in Paris tonight, crisps"?

There's always "the american left is now gonna hate us pomme frites"

Just thinkin' out loud

What if Sarkozy turns out to be a dick tater?

/ducks

With the election of Nicolas Sarkozy as French president, is it time to rename our crispy fried potato treat as Friendship Fries?

mickthemick votes No. Why? First of all, changing the name of french fries was ignorant to begin with, on a variety of levels. But, more importantly, most Europeans are nothing but anti-American, anti-semitic scumbags. There is no such thing as a "pro-American" European, and if you think that there is, then you are only deceiving yourself. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever for Americans to go to Europe. Americans and Europeans cannot be true friends. That simply is culturally and politically impossible. Let the professional diplomatic classes deal with foreign relations between the United States and "the Continent" (and by "the Continent", I include the U.K.) Otherwise, forget about Europe. If you are a real American, Europeans are a lost cause. Stay away from them, and their sh*ttyt continent!

I for one am ready to forgive the French for everything, give them a full pardon, stop making surrender jokes, and really, really pray and hope that they right their ship of state and do what needs doing. We're going to need them in the decades to come, especially with Britain on the ropes.

Not so fast! He still wants the U.S. "to lead" in the global warming bullshit. He also said that he will be the prez for ALL French, lets see how he reacts to the muslim nutballs there and to all the riots that are following the election.
Good luck to him! He'll need it.

Call them "Pommes Shiites" depending on what he does.

41 Q-burn: "Kid jokes for $400, Alex":
/what you get when you cross a p*nis and a potato

With the election of Nicolas Sarkozy as French president, is it time to rename our crispy fried potato treat as Friendship Fries?

Not yet. Sarkozy is still a 'Save The Earth from Human Carbon Emissions' kinda guy, so there are significant reality checks ahead.

He's better than the other French alternatives, but we'll see if he's actually sane. It remains to be demonstrated.

As others have said:

"Freedom" fries was a dumb idea in the first place.

While I'm glad that Sarkozy was elected and I hope that means we'll get more support from him, that's all it is: a hope, not a certainty. Let's wait and see.

#46 Big L

And now you know why I no longer have a morning show...

French is the style of cooking and I always thught this "freedom fries" stuff was childish.
It remains to be seen if Sarkozy can turn the tide of state-sponsored sloth and Islamic thuggery.
Here's hoping

Of course, they are "pomme frite" in France. Excuse me if the spelling is wrong, I just remember the pronunciation from my time there.

Huked awn fonix, and awl that.

I always prefered the un-PC term, "F#ck You Fries" anyway: Goes both ways - on several levels - if you know what I mean.

21-easy- same comment, in the hosp with chest pain on Sat, workup on sunday and Angiogram angioplasty and stent on Monday, home on Wed.
50,000 bill covered by my health plan, virtually
all. They did a good job for me.

49-Q-burn- hahahahahahahaHHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Woo-hoo!

I'm on Instapundit!

54 zombie

You've arrived!

So, will he be pro-American, or pro-Pelosi?

48 hour rule

Couldn't we please leave this kind of nonsense to the PC types?

Is there a French word for Gaza? And just where is Suha these days.

Will his first act be to change the name of the fries, or the burgers?

1:03/1:41

I used like Sarkozy until I found out that her referred to the rioting youths as "scum".

Now I LOVE the guy!

It won't be long until French antisemites latch onto his Jewish heritage though.

10 zombie

see 60, Royal with Cheese

I will continue to Boycott all French companies and their products until I see some serious changes in France's foreign policies, specfically in regard to supporting freedom and justice, rather than Islamofascism. France has acted like a vicious enemy of both the United States and Israel for years now. I am hopeful that will change, but I will wait and see. Until then, I am doing my best to not spend a penny on anything french.

8 friar's tale

Along those lines
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Plea for change to whitewash rape script

THE NSW Rape Crisis Centre has made a plea tothe author of a controversial new movie based on a horrific gang rape to consult with experts and change the script before it is filmed.

A draft copy of the script for Wrong Girl _ obtained exclusively by The Sunday Telegraph _ has outraged sexual-assault experts, who claim the film will traumatise rape survivorsin Australia.

The 113-page script devotes 18 pages to describing, in graphic detail, the harrowing six-hour ordeal of a young Sydney woman who was raped 25 times by a gang of14 men, led by the notorious Bilal Skaf.

Skaf received a landmark, 55-year jail term for his role in the attacks. The sentence was later reduced to 28 years on appeal.

The movie also explores the long court case that followed the attack.

Its writer, Nicholas Hammond, has said he hoped the film would be ``provocative'' and highlight "the misunderstandings between Muslims andnon-Muslims''.

But Rape Crisis Centre manager Karen Willis _ who read the script for thefirst time last week _ said it contradicted Hammond's claims.

"Past information provided to us about this film suggests the movie explores the interface between Muslim and Angloculture in Australia,'' Ms Willis said.

"This film does not in any way do this.

"It appears to be about a shocking criminal act of violence by a group of appalling men against one woman. [EXACTLY!]

"He's going to make a hell of a lot of people feel really bad for no real value.''

Ms Willis said the film would cause catastrophic pain to sexual-assault victims if it went ahead unchanged.

She begged Hammond to work with her centre to lessen the impact on victims.

"We're more than happy to meet with him _ and let's make it a factual look at sexual assault, and its effect on victims, instead of entertainment.''

As part of his research before writing the script for Wrong Girl, Hammond sat through some of the trials.

He also interviewed one of the rape victims.

63 2c

OTOH, a rapid reversal of fortunes sure would make them stand up and take notice.

Don't worry zombie...I'll get my entry in over the next few days!

Burgers? Did someone say... burgers?

Royale with Sleaze would be a good moniker for the Fakin' Double Sleazeburger after her pre-election comments threats.

Did you see the large percentage of voters? The French finally woke up to take back their country. It's about time...

Wassalam kufr!

Arretez! Arretez ce triomphalisme! Les francais ont elu un sale juif comme President de la Republique et, tout soudain, c'est Purim 2007! Zut alors! Allah Ta'ala va vous punir a cause de tel insolence, qui blaspheme tous les Musulmans, tous les fils d'Allah Taala, at Allah Taala lui-meme!

Vous allez soufrir, mes enfants francais infidels les feux de jahanum, avec votre juif President et vos pretres catholiques pederastes! C'est sur, savez-vous qu'aucun Musulman n'a jamais ete pederaste!

Enfin, les livres "historiques" de l'ouest ont souvent declares que les francais ont persecute les fils de cochon, les sales juifs; mais l'envers est vrai; c'est les Musulmans que les francais ont enverre aux chambres a gaz de Hitler, si bien, ces chambres existeraient (un "fait" doubte par beaucoup d'historiens, meme les historiens francais).

En fait, c'est les Musulmans qui sont le plus persecutes des peuples, mais nous avons le foi; le foi qu'ALLAH TAALA va detruire la France dans les feux d'enfer avec tous les juifs qui refusent a accepter les paroles d'Allah enscrits dans le NOBLE QUARAN!

A bas infidels! A bas sales juifs! A bas Americans (savant que les juifs et les Americans ont detruits le WTC eux-memes!) et vive les tout puissants mujahadin!

Allahu Akhbar!

69-Aisha

Yeah...what she said.

#28 jimmy the infidel

I don't know...I've got a few French friends, and they're as right-thinking as any LGF'er (pun intended). Of course, they may be the exception that defines the rule...

And if anyone wants to know how parts of France still feel about the USA, spend a week in Normandy. Never seen so many Stars and Stripes and Union Jacks flying around. And the people there, as soon as they heard your American accent, perked right up and were as nice as pie (well, Tarte du Pomme, I suppose).

I'm good with Friendship Fries, or as an alternate, how about Firehose Fries (go get 'em, Sarko!)

Sarko! Sale Juif!
Sarko! Sale Juif!
Sarko! Sale Juif!
Sarko! Sale Juif!
Sarko! Sale Juif!
Sarko! Sale Juif!

Allahu Akhbar!

14 kb

Funny, "No waste!"

/except for all of that water going down the drain.

#69

Aisha lives!

First you have to let the food police to allow toy to make them as they could be harmful to your health.

Really, don't get too excited.

He's French.

I'ts a potatoes issue, of course.

Aren't (so called) "French" fries actually Belgian?

rtheyserious,

Sallams, kafir; not only is he French, he is a J-O-O. And as everyone knows, the Jews are greedy and covetuous and deceptive and would do or say anything to get power. He will then sell out the French and use their children (esepecially the Muslims childrens) to make the matzo bread.

Allahu Alhbar.

#79 Aisha

Shaddap, froll.

Congratulations to Sarkozy. It'll be interesting to see how he deals with the "youths", and if he supports the police.

Is Aisha for real?

Don't call me a froll, you f+*@ing infidel Joo.

#84 aisha

You're a froll. Period.

Faites pret le Karcher pour la racaille!

And you are a Joo. How many Palestinians have you killed today?

Aisha rquests that we all stop celebrating because...mostly due to the 'dirty Jews' still being in control...

you get the picture. Even if you don't speak Franch, the craziness and hatred come through.

If this person is real, he/she/it has a serious mental disease and should probably ( to spare further misery and acting out ) be put down, as the English say

#86 transferthem

You're a froll. Period.

Oh, Aisha's a froll alright.

/the period's a stretch, in the menstrual sense

Charles,
Have you taken a glance at what Aisha is posting? Some of the most vile and disgusting anti-semitic rant I have seen in a long time...you may want to look into it!

Now, about Sarkozy. The man has real courage and he doesn't care much to be PC...he told French people that they had to start working harder (not exactly a vote getter!). He also said in his acceptance speech that he wants France to protect all oppressed children and women around the world, including women who are prisoners of the burqua! Give the guy some credit, this takes balls!
It is the first time in the last 20 years that France's president has no links to the corrupt Arab leaders and governments and I think we are going to see real change in France's foreign policy. He addressed the US as a friend of France and spent about 1 out of the 9 minutes he spoke talking to the people of the US. It is also interesting that Bush was the first foreign leader to call him to congratulate him...all around, I think we can expect some really good things from this guy, and very soon.

Oh...Aisha... retourne au 7ieme siecle ou tu appartiens, espece de raciste.

#89,

You are clearly not a Muslim. You are a Jew, no?

My advice to you is to abandonner your ancient hatred of the Muslims and to convert to l'Islame right away.

Sallaams.

#91 andre

Charles,
Have you taken a glance at what Aisha is posting? Some of the most vile and disgusting anti-semitic rant I have seen in a long time...you may want to look into it!

You might want to relax, or consider yourself punked.

/Charles knows all about Aisha, and he rivals Iowahawk

#91 andre

Actually, Aisha writes pretty well for a 9-year old.

Aisha
AGAIN?
How many times have I told you not to be sooo good at it and decieve poor innocent lizards that do not know you!
Someday you're going to be guilty of a heart attack and then all the little sheetans from hell will come to tickle you at night. Hmpf!

Now, go back to the tent!

Pluck off and wait for me...

Yes, "aisha", I am a Jew: worse a half-French Jew. and no, I am not a MoonRock-cult member

You, on the other hand ( said the one-armed man ) are the Queen of Wankers

Aisha,

You old infidel you! Where you been concerning all these posts about body hair, Islamic porno, and the like?

Woman, for a week we have been awaiting your spiritual commentary and you've been no where to be found! You still hangin' with that loser Mo? When you going to let me introduce you to the real totem pole of love?

andre,

Aisha n'est pas raciste. Aisha est Muslimah.

Do you not know that it is written in the Ahadith that in the last days the Muslims will be faught by the Jews who will hide behind the rocks and the trees and the rocks and the trees will cry out to the Muslims "O Muslim, of son of Allah, there is a Jew behind me! Come and kill him!"

There is something in that for all of us, Aisha thinks.

Allahu Akhbar!

For the newbies here, if you want one of the biggest gut busters you've ever read on the internet, check out the Aisha posts on KKKos before Aisha got the boot.

The comments that followed Aisha's remarks will rival anything you ever saw on SNL - even the old days when it was still funny.

...I know this is a 'joke', but my point is that it is not really funny

Putzi Hanfstengel was the 'court jester' for Hitler, and Putzi wasn't funny, either.

How about a few riffs about the Shoah?

#96 NhaTrang72

the Queen of Wankers

Careful there.

/reach in there and you might come up with genitalia you're not expecting

Kafir, another thought, Aisha had.

Royale was a shameless sharmuta for ignoring the laws of hijaab, not staying indoors, and appearing (a) in public (b) as a so-called "leader" and (c) practically naked.

That is haraam.

But, Aisha thinks, you could eat a halal steak off her perfectly smooth front and rear bottoms.

Could anyone say the same about Sarko's hairy ol' Jew ass?

Allahu Akhbar.

#100 NhaTrang72

...I know this is a 'joke', but my point is that it is not really funny

Point taken.

/it's certainly edgy

Aisha,
Do you mind getting off please? We are trying to have an INTELLIGENT dialogue here.

Okay, K.B., you mis-underestimated my use of "queen". I was speaking in a Boy George thing-metaphor

...and even if I were Jewish and/or half-French, I would never reach for gen-o-telia. One just doesn't do such things

Aisha should not be compared to Putzi, he drank and smoked and played the piano very well; all of which are HARAAAM!

105 NhaTrang72

...and even if I were Jewish and/or half-French, I would never reach for gen-o-telia. One just doesn't do such things

What if Aisha was Australian?

/blows the whole underpinnings of the Koran, not like that's hard to do

#104 André

Aisha,
Do you mind getting off please? We are trying to have an INTELLIGENT dialogue here

Okay Mr. 267 comments.

/Aisha is your LGF superior, click the football

Andre, you funny little kafir! Aisha qould be giggling and squirming in her burkha, if that were not haraam, and liable to incur the wrath of Allah Ta'ala and the strong wooden stick of her brother Abd'Allah!

Seriously and intelligent discussion about what to call little bits of potato fried in pig batter? Haraam if you ask me. And you will go to jahanum and feel the red-hot-poker-parts of shaitaan in your rear private part for eating them. Calling yourself intelligent because you can write 1000 words on the naming of what most of the English-speaking world calls "chips" is like the guy who invented the buzzing prayer rug calling himself the Thomas Edison of Jordan.

Seriously, kufr, are you a jew as well as a homobuttfuckual? Does your lover delicately pull the hairs from out your ass-cleft? If so you will have the bending and hygene parts of the ONLY TRUE RELILGION almost down pat. Come with Aisha, say your shahada, chabibi, you know you want to, Jew...

I gotcher 'superior' right here...

I notice aisha had 15 minutes to Google Putzi Hanfstengel. Some people need a hobby

Sarkozy won't be a Thatcher, but will be a Berlesconi

#97 goodbye_natalie

When you going to let me introduce you to the real totem pole of love?

mickthemick does his own introductions, thank you very much. And if anybody is going to be introduced to the "totem pole of love" it's going to be that hot little number who...never mind.

"How many things apparently impossible have nevertheless been performed by resolute men who had no alternative but onion rings."

-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Nahatrang72,

Aisha did not need to google Putzi. You are talking to a Muslimah who thinks movies are haraam but who nearly slashed her wrists when Leni Riefenstahl died. Aisha has seen Triumph des Willens, like, a gazillion times, kufr. Aisha knew Winnifred Wagner and Houston Stewart Chamberlain. Aisha knew the Mitford girls, and that shameless sharmuta Geli Rabaul (it was Aisha who told Adi he should pound his neice's butt; a good ol' Islamic tradition, kafir). Until Putzi fled to the UK and then the States, Aisha liked nothing better than to listen to his interpretations of Wagner, while she read the Protocols, or Mein Kampf. In return, she would recite the Noble Quaran to him...

#42 mickthemick:

Um, Mick, buddy, pal?

I'm European. Does this mean we're not going to Vegas?

New terms for french fries

Freedom Fries (taken)
Fatwa Fries
Sarkozy Sticks (scroll up .. yeah i pinched it!)
Submission Sticks
Terror Tatas
Salman Spuds (just to piss them off)
Rushdie Rusks (again !)
Turkish Tatas
Kuffar Krisps (Krunchy !)
Kar Krushed Krispies
Burkha Bits

#27 freetoken

You just expressed a fear of mine that I didn't want to express. I pray for his safety.

Hey, guys n' gals, let's not get too carried away about Sarkozy being elected. He's still promoting at least two causes beloved of leftie liberals everywhere, namely the EU and the great 'climate change' hoax.

Having said that, it was great to wake up a few minutes ago to hear the news. He's a right-winger, of sorts, I suppose. And at least that's a start!

Best wishes, France. We won't have to conjure Miss Toni Fisher to sing, "East of the Wall" now.

I've decided to let French coffee revert to its original name, from "Frog Bile".

I am not prepared to give up "freedom kissing", though.

aisha try it you might like it

i hear tell some goats do.

aaisha you should really show us the sources such as were the mullahs and imans tell good muslemans the answers to these kind of questions of what is halal and what is haram i have read some of them they can be very funny esp to this YAHOOD.

#91 Andre

It is the first time in the last 20 years that France's president has no links to the corrupt Arab leaders and governments and I think we are going to see real change in France's foreign policy.

I fear you will be waiting a long time, Andre, as long as there is money to be made, the French (along with the Brits, Italians, and yes, the US) will keep up links with various corrupt governments, both in the Arab world and elsewhere. Its the way the world works, unfortunately.

As for foreign policy, I don't foresee a huge change, there will be some window dressing for the sake of the US, but if anything, the French will work more within the EU, along with fellow travelers, such as Brown (very shortly) and Merkel.

#122 tingtong

I am afraid you are right. But as with Kerry and Bush, it was not between Very Bad and Very Good, but between Vwry Bad and Better.

I hope when we vote in Rapublican Primaries we will remember that it is General Election that counts, and the main thing is not not choose the most "conservative" Republican Candidate, but to have not the worst, most liberal and unqualified
POTUS like Barack Husein Obama or Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

Don't eat the chicken fingers and chips before testing them on an enemy.

Aisha

Are you still in OZ? AND are you still a David, or now a Davida?

Quoth the Aisha:

> C'est sur, savez-vous qu'aucun Musulman n'a
> jamais ete pederaste!

In English, that amounts to the absolutely mind-boggling claim that no Muslim has ever been a boy-lover!

Consider Abu Nuwas:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Or consider this:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Or this:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Or this:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

Or this:

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

From all this, I conclude that Aisha is simply a practical joker. There is no such thing as a human society where male love and boy-love were non-existent. In fact, as Ibn Warraq points out in "Why I am not a Muslim" -- the chapter entitled "Wine, Pigs, and Homosexuality" -- he explains that all three are forbidden to Muslims, but the prohibitions against wine and homosexuality are simply ignored. For some reason, Muslims remain serious about pigs.

I have had extensive sexual experiences with Muslim guys, so -- aside from all those books, take my word for it, Miss Aishie. Undoubtedly your menfolk failed to tell you about this.

I'll wait for france to rescind the law criminalizing reporting of riots by "non-sanctioned" reporters before I call fries "friendship fries"

zombie...check your e-mail...