The Rubber Duck Knows No Frontiers

Charles Johnsonfollow me on twitter
Wed Jul 11, 2007 at 5:57 pm PDT • Views: 1,395

When you least expect it, when you’re carefree and footloose and friendly, and all’s right with the world, that’s when you’ll see it. On the horizon. Getting bigger. And bigger.

A yellow spot on the horizon slowly approaches the coast. People have gatherd and watch in amazement as a giant yellow Rubber Duck approaches. The spectators are greeted by the duck, which slowly nods its head. The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn’t discriminate people and doesn’t have a political connotation. The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relief mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!

(Hat tip: Tim Blair.)

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