When you least expect it, when you’re carefree and footloose and friendly, and all’s right with the world, that’s when you’ll see it. On the horizon. Getting bigger. And bigger.

A yellow spot on the horizon slowly approaches the coast. People have gatherd and watch in amazement as a giant yellow Rubber Duck approaches. The spectators are greeted by the duck, which slowly nods its head. The Rubber Duck knows no frontiers, it doesn’t discriminate people and doesn’t have a political connotation. The friendly, floating Rubber Duck has healing properties: it can relief mondial tensions as well as define them. The rubber duck is soft, friendly and suitable for all ages!

(Hat tip: Tim Blair.)