It was only a play, put on by the drama department.

How do you tell them apart?

for the stateless, the civil war comes before the state

Witnesses said students also threw chairs at each other. At some point, dozens of Palestinian security officers broke into the university and opened fire, the witnesses said.

They've been watching too much Springer.

So, when will the story be adjusted to blame Israel for the infighting?

Give them a state, on Pluto.

let them eat thier own

re: #5 lawhawk

So, when will the story be adjusted to blame Israel for the infighting?

The chairs were made in Israel.

muslim version of a University...

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Islamic Service Pack 1 for Windows and Microsoft Office

Due to the increased demand for Sharia compliant software, the World Islamic Council of Mecca had announced that the Islamic Service Pack 1 has been released for all computers running any version of Microsoft’s Windows operating system and any version of Microsoft’s Office Suite. In addition to the major updates listed below, this service pack will open new exploitable security holes to accommodate numerous requests by Islamic programmers.

Microsoft Word

1) The dictionary included with Word will now incorporate the most popular Arabic words transliterated into English.
2) The grammar tool has been expanded to look for the proper usages of taquiya, kittman, hudna and haram.
3) You will not be able to insert images into a Microsoft Word document if you apply the Islamic Service Pack 1.
4) The font “Times New Roman” has been renamed “Times New Kufir.”

Microsoft Excel

1) Excel will no longer accept any formulas that compute interest.
2) Columns will now read from right to left.

Microsoft Access

1) The new Islamic Database Wizard comes with pre-defined templates for creating data tables that will hold information for bomb construction, terror site statistics and GPS map coordinates.
2) The Islamic Report tool has boilerplate reports for planning terrorist operations.

Microsoft Internet Explorer

1) The Islamic Service Pack 1 will install a new list of blocked sites that will include Little Green Footballs, Jihad Watch, Worldnet Daily and Anti-Cair.
2) Internet Explorer will now automatically turn on Google’s Safe Search.
3) A cartoon blocker will now be included with the Islamic Service Pack 1.

Special Features

1) The Islamic Service Pack 1 will enable you to register your workstation as a Holy Islamic Site with the World Islamic Council in Mecca.
2) The Outlook calendar can be set for lunar cycles.
3) Includes new support for USB (Umma Suicide Bus).
4) The “Shut Down” menu will now include an option for “Blow Up.”

/And yes Cair, I wrote this, it's SATIRE, deal with it.

Walter in Golden, Colorado

More of this, please.

JWM

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Canadian TV Airs Jihad Preacher..AGAIN!....

TORONTO - A day after saying it regretted broadcasting a lecture by a Pakistani preacher who says Muslim scripture advocates violent holy war and the "extermination" of Jews, VisionTV put him back on the air again this weekend.

Unreal!

Crips wear Blue, Bloods wear Red -what do Hamas and Fatah wear?

I am convinced : They do it solely for our entertainment.
Enjoy it whilst we can. 'Brotherhood' will return any day.
/Muslim v Muslim ? Whoda Thunk ?

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

Special Features

1) The Islamic Service Pack 1 will enable you to register your workstation as a Holy Islamic Site with the World Islamic Council in Mecca.

LOL!

I wonder why you would bother to go to university, when you are just going to blow yourself up anyway?

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

Don't forget Word templates for ransom notes.

re: #16 sceneone

They have to learn how to blowie uppie.

re: #16 sceneone

I wonder why you would bother to go to university, when you are just going to blow yourself up anyway?

To get the preppie virgins?

Sucks when there's no one to root for.

I think we've all learned a lesson...

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Libya released the 6 medics it was holding on absurd charges.

Hamas must've been wearing green....to show support for Al Gore...

FOOOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!

re: #23 Ojoe

That's good to hear, but what did Libya get in return? That's the multibillion dollar question.

Maybe this is just student high jinx before the big game.

Yeah, we will go with that.

OT: I think this is a very good idea!

AN F.E.C. COMPLAINT AGAINST DAILY KOS

Harvard and Yale could learn a lot from these guys.

He spontaneously combusted. All those drugs US MIL Intelligence used to sedate him.

For people that are supposedly strife with poverty like we keep hearing, Islamic countries seem to always have an abundance of "students". Not very many workers, but lots and lots of students.

"Over"?
Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Jews bombed Sheikh Yassin? Hell no! 'Cause when the going gets tough... the tough self-detonate! Who's with me? LET'S GO! Ayyyoooohhh...

What they need are intramural sports and extracurricular activities.

/moonbat

An-Najah University

I'm waiting for the Koz thread explaining how the University of Death creates violent killers (can't be serial since....well you know)

re: #28 Buck

I can't disagree with your assessment strongly enough. Do you really want the FEC getting involved in regulating political bloggers? I don't think that's a good idea.

re: #31 DesertSage

Its the number one occupation, employers look down on self-terminating workers, tends to screw up workforce management software.

Good idea...can we give them Massachusetts?

Do they actually have academic lessons at these "universities"? I would like to see a sample curriculum.

"Palestinian student injured in Hamas-Fatah brawl."

At first I thought it said "Hamas-Fatah Bowl".
Like the Super Bowl or the Rose Bowl...complete with cheerleaders and screaming fans.

Man, Charles is on fire today!

/runs to keep up

re: #39 Acknud

yes, they have an engineering class for bomb making, and they have a religious studies course for islam. thats it. thats all you get for 2 dollars.

re: #13 red satellite

Crips wear Blue, Bloods wear Red -what do Hamas and Fatah wear?

Diapers upon thier heads, where you been livin'? Under a rock?

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

Very funny writing! I just checked out your blog and enjoyed it very much.

At least Slytherin didn't get involved.

re: #36 lawhawk

re: #28 Buck

I can't disagree with your assessment strongly enough. Do you really want the FEC getting involved in regulating political bloggers? I don't think that's a good idea.

IF a "political blog" is an organization that spends or contributes an equivalent of $1,000 per year only to try to influence elections for federal office then YES I DO.

Most bloggers aren't organizations. Most bloggers are read by like 3 people and their posts are certainly not worth $1,000. And most bloggers don't exist for the primary purpose of electing certain people to federal office.

There's actually a second account of this that says that the shots were fired by the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades - you know, the ones who gave up their arms last week....

Do they wear different colored peace scarfs?

You see? This is the real problem of the so-called palestinians they can't even get pass their differences. That and also the tendency to spend their money in hell-knows-what instead of building hospitals, infrastructure, jobs, and son on. Yes, let's give them a state!

Did a soccer game break out?

Wait wait. Come on these were just fraternity guys letting off a little steam.
It was only too impress the burqua beauties.

Palestinians have a state - Jordan- that wants no more of the troublemakers and parasites from the refugee camps. Lebanon also considers them a cancer.

The Palestinian degradation has occurred over a few decades by a combination of being heartlessly used by neighboring Arab states to gain world sympathy for their shared anti-Zionist fixation, begetting in turn perpetual infantilization by the United Nations. Both groups talk only of "rights" but no "responsibilities" for Palestinians who are now incapable (if they ever were) of civilized adult behavior in large enough numbers to make a difference.

Israel and its surrounding territory are the "twice promised land" with two peoples having legitimate historic claims. One is willing to share and has made its fraction of the desert bloom. The other appears shiftless, with no desire to work, and struts about in a slum it refuses to improve while plotting how to destroy its industrious unaccepted neighbor. If they succeeded, we've already seen what would happen in microcosm in Gaza. All traces of civilization would be vandalized to rubble and the feral barbarians would turn on each other while clamoring that "the western world owes them".

When Jews succeed in making themselves inaccessible to suicide bombing, ordinary Palestinians while away the time by throwing each other off buildings, vandalizing anything that could possibly support economic activity such as the thriving Gazan greenhouses gifted to them by Western donors, shooting thousands of rounds of ammunition into the air for no good reason, drowning in excrement for want of any commonsense or initiative or dressing their toddlers as jihadis. What passes for university education there seems pointless as it appears to give students an advanced degree only in the above activities. It's "Lord of the Flies" writ large, turbo-charged by a destructive belief system, Islam, that teaches entitlement without work and hatred.

Meanwhile their leaders guilt gullible leftist Westerners into subsidizing this degrading and degraded behavior.

Behold the toxic handiwork of Islam and the Western nanny state coming to a corner near you soon!

They have a state....it's called anarchy. All that's needed is to add Palestine to the list of definitions in the dictionary.

How fortuitous that Tony Blair is in the neighborhood. The peace maker will certainly be able to get all the Arab students to play nice with each other.

Oh, never mind. I forgot his only talent in peace making is to pressure Israel.

re: #47 Carl in Jerusalem

that says that the shots were fired by the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades - ....

Shots fired by the Bush/Rice good terrorists. I'm relieved. I was worried my tax dollars were only going for shots to be fired on Israelis.

re: #52 siiras

Great post, except there are no legitimate historical claims by Arabs to the land of Israel. The true Palestinians ARE the Jews.

Please see: [Link: www.frontpagemag.com...]

Israel and its surrounding territory are the "twice promised land" with two peoples having legitimate historic claims.

It's easier to sink than rise, which requires effort. Most of the Islamic world takes pride in primitivism as it is unwilling to work, and stayng inside the Koranic box confers a smug sense of superiority without requiring any actual achievement of one's own. It's sufficient to destroy others and their work to cover oneself with Allah's glory.

Perhaps the Islamic world was advanced at one point in history centuries ago, relative to other belief systems of the time (although it's arguable that most of their so-called achievements were through conquering and enslaving advanced peoples). In the modern world, however, Islam is an anchor holding anywhere it dominates back. The only rich Islamic countries merely won the oil lottery and their tribal system precludes any equitable distribution of their gifted not earned wealth.

The crux of Islam teaching is a narcissistic arrogance evidenced by Mohammed who patched together a plagiarized religion in his image. This engrained narcissism is very pained to be an obvious laggard compared to Western civilization and outside the corridors of power. Nowhere is the blow to their overweening self esteem as "in their face" as where Israel as an outpost of Westen civilization meets its benighted neighbors.

The preferred Arabic/Muslim solution is not to build up their own territory, but to drag down the country that holds up a mirror inadvertently to their severe inadequacies.

The Western Left partners with the Islamists in their delusions of superiority as they have their own delusion, that their "religion", collectivism/socialism/communism to which a hundred million have already been martyred, is superior to what the West has wrought with capitalist liberal democracy.

re: #57 siiras

Difficult to state it better. That is all.

-S-

So I should not plan on sending my kid to An-Najah for junior year abroad?

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

Awww ... It's a spoof !

But it was all so believable for so far into that post.
Reread once I realised : A good laugh .

I'm sure it was a colorful college tussle, what with the upperclassmen wearing their raccoon coats and straw boaters, the freshmen with their beanies, and pennants! pennants everywhere!

re: #56 Wild Olive Shoot

re: #52 siiras

Great post, except there are no legitimate historical claims by Arabs to the land of Israel. The true Palestinians ARE the Jews.

Please see: [Link: www.frontpagemag.com...]

Israel and its surrounding territory are the "twice promised land" with two peoples having legitimate historic claims.

I am aware of the case that Palestinians encroached on what had been Jewish homelands for millenia. It is part of the Muslim encroachment onto lands that ipso facto had to belong to other religious groups that had existed for centuries when the new kid on the block Mohammed came along in the seventh century and bullied his way into land mostly by stealing it from others. In fact, knowing how he got his land led him to write a clause into his "religion" that few people know about, namely, that any land that has ever been conquered and "consecrated to Allah" even for a day centuries ago BELONGS TO HIM PERMANENTLY. Islam is a one-way street. They can take your land by force but if you take it back by force, it still belongs to them in their minds and according to sharia law. This explains Bin Laden's plan to "take back" Andalus/Spain.

Thank you for the additional reference but in my debating experience, the Arabs/Muslims/ Palestinians through their willing handmaidens the United Nations and Western media have made their weaker case stick so well that it is impossible to reverse. Other tales that have become so entrenched include the First Nations fiction that all of North America belonged to them, even wide tracts that at most had been crossed once by a nomadic tribe before white settlers came.

Once a meme is so set and so widely, one wastes valuable time trying to dislodge it and often also credibility. Therefore, I concede the "twice promised" because I think it a sufficient platform to make a case for fairness for Israel, which after all, is not denying Palestinians a homeland if they can abide by the condition of not warring on Israel constantly.

Then, when the person you're trying to convince has allowed you to expound (because everyone pays at least lip service to "fairness" and "both sides of the story") and there appears to be some receptiveness, one can add, "And actually, if you delve into the history of the region, you'll find you can make a stronger case for Jews than Palestinians in that territory".

One fact that has been helpful forcing some rethinking is that most of the land that Palestinians describe as "stolen" from them was bought by Jews returning to the homeland starting in the late 19th century. People are always surprised by that but have no trouble believing it after they give it a little thought because "that is the Jewish way, after all, to buy things" as their history of shrewd investing reveals. They don't need to steal. They have money.

I'm a purist myself but have had to retrain myself as a partial victory is better than getting no hearing at all.

re: #44 pianogirl

re: #10 Walter L. Newton

Very funny writing! I just checked out your blog and enjoyed it very much.

Thanks

Walter in Golden, Colorado

#13 red satellite
Crips wear Blue, Bloods wear Red -what do Hamas and Fatah wear?

Uh...dirty underwear?

Fitna in the ummah.

This shows how incompetent the Security Forces are or that they were faking. If they had actually aimed their weapons and been able to shoot straight, they would have hit what they aimed at.

This two-part Pali system is rather good isn't it?