Caw! Caw! Rrraaawwwkkk!

Yes, it’s the dreaded Kestrel9000, Daily Kos diarist and fearsome bird of prey, swooping down out of the nutosphere with a bombshell revelation about Pat Tillman in her ferocious talons: he was murdered because he planned to meet with Noam Chomsky!

It’s so damned obvious, now that the Kestrel has shown the way. The dark plotting of the ChimpHitlerBush thing, evil, omnipotent, dumb as a post yet fiendishly clever, stands revealed in all its Machiavellian horror!

We have confirmed that Tillman had arranged to meet with a leading anti-war intellectual, Noam Chomsky, upon his return stateside. One can imagine the panic in the Office of the Secretary of Defense at the vision of the much trumpeted poster-boy hero of the War on Terror returning home and speaking out against the evil charade of the War.

That aspect, combined with the nature of the wounds, the destruction of evidence, the first-level coverup, and the dream promotion of the commander in charge… well, you see where this is going.

This is without a doubt one of the most mind-numbingly stupid things you will ever read, with nearly 400 comments in almost unanimous agreement. These are the people to whom Democratic presidential candidates are pandering.

Caw! Caw!

(Hat tip: Dr. Rusty.)

Previous Kestrel droppings at LGF:
Progressive Fever Dream at MyDD.