Incredible scientific miracle!

All the ethical quandaries have been solved. Even the religious leaders against stem cell research are giving this the thumbs up.

That sure sounds like some great news!

Sometimes it is amazing to witness these breakthoughs.

Amazing medical breakthrough now await humankind.

In a hundred years, today's medical techniques will seem positively medieval.

Science!

I'm happy to see this, not that some still won't seek to make a divisive issue about it (I'm looking at you, Jon Corzine)...

Now what will some of the stem-cell supporters say now that they don't have to farm human being embryos to get what they were after all along?

I bet they grab their ball and go home.

But we will still be called knuckle dragging Neanderthals by the left for the next twenty years for holding to a moral position.

I heard this morning that this might make the idea of embryonic stems cells obsolete in two years....

I think that is a good thing. Thanks for the post Charles.

Great, and it takes away a backdoor for the agendas of some people who have 'agendas'.

Great news if true. there is a history of these things being overhyped and premature. I will pray that this is the real deal.

I told people this would work...

They'll still call me a wignut anyway....

re: #5 NJDhockeyfan

Science!

I corrected it for you.

Nobel prize

E pluripotent Unum
(From many skin cells - One penis enlargement)

This is the best news I've heard in awhile. It's always bugged me how the lefties and the MSM have intentionally used the term "stem cell research" and intentionally confused people about embryonic vs. adult. It the adult cells that have shown promise. That's why the private research dollars have flowed that way, while the taxpayers have been extorted from to pay for embryonic research, which has gone nowhere.

re: #11 Peacekeeper

Great news if true. there is a history of these things being overhyped and premature. I will pray that this is the real deal.

Well, there are still problems to be overcome. New tissue grown this way tends to become cancerous. But they're working on it.

This breakthrough inevitably lead to a black market in severed foreskins controlled by the Jewish underworld.

I've never been thrilled with the concept of embryonic stem-cell research. Even without embryos, there's still a Frankenstein's Monster side to this whole thing. Not quite as fateful as splitting the atom, but the technology is just as inevitable now.

re: #4 zombie

Yes but we can freak out future generations when they think of how we lived in such squalor...

That's kind of a fun idea though...

/ heh heh heh...now to have kids to have kids to make this plan work...oh wait! d-oh!

re: #7 imploder

Now what will some of the stem-cell supporters say now that they don't have to farm human being embryos to get what they were after all along?

I bet they grab their ball and go home.

zactly, what are us new-world-order neo-slavetraders going to do now.

do you have any idea how much it cost to set up that Matrix-like system of ours so that we can harvest human body parts... and now all that has gone down the drain

... ill bet it was one of those muslim nobel-prize winning scientists who developed this...

Wonder how many DNC ads (already paid for and produced) were making stem-cell research main issue.

re: #22 Fenway_Nation

Wonder how many DNC ads (already paid for and produced) were making stem-cell research main issue.

And your under the impression that the truth has anything to do with DNC advertising?

re: #14 Ojoe

Nobel prize

Not PC enough. No embryos were harmed in discovering this....

This will disappoint many on the Left who actually derive satisfaction, not from destroying embryonic stems per se, but from the sense of amoral superiority they feel when primitive religious types get upset about it.

re: #4 zombie

Amazing medical breakthrough now await humankind.

In a hundred years, today's medical techniques will seem positively medieval.

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

re: #24 coquimbojoe

re: #14 Ojoe

Nobel prize

Not PC enough. No embryos were harmed in discovering this....

Yeah, it might lead to people living longer... bad for the environment
/

Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?"

Ms. Krabappel: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."

Bart: "God shmod! I want my monkey-man!"

My wariness of embyonic stem cell hoopla transcends the moral issues involved. I just don't believe embyonic stem cells are going to be the cure all that they're advertised to be.

Call me crazy.

re: #18 Peacekeeper

This breakthrough inevitably lead to a black market in severed foreskins controlled by the Jewish underworld.

I got a black market foreskin wallet. When I rub it, it becomes a briefcase!

Thank you! And try the fish!

Definitely good news, and therapies could hit the marketplace in a few years if they can work out some of the troublesome details (cancer in some instances). Still, the idea that you can harvest skin cells from a person, grow whatever organ or tissue needed, and transplant it back without worrying about tissue rejection is impressive.

Both teams said the new cells are not ready to use in people yet because they used a type of virus called a retrovirus to carry the new genes into the skin cells.

Easy folks. This is a huge roadblock. If they have to use a retrovirus to induce these genes to be expressed in the fibroblasts to form the pleuropotent (stem cell like) cells, then they are nowhere near testing them in humans.

These viruses could have any variety of adverse effects, and as they even say, genetic mutations, or cancer (well, everything causes cancer accoriding to some, so take that with a grain of salt).

Until they develop another method of insetion of these genes, besides a retrovirus, then I will take a more positive view.....it is a step in the right direction, but there are many more steps needed to obtain anything of therapeutic value....

Absolutely blinding. Science!

stem cells — the master cells that give rise to every cell and tissue in the body

Isn't this cloning?

re: #22 Fenway_Nation

Wonder how many DNC ads (already paid for and produced) were making stem-cell research main issue.

They will say that it's a Bush/Rove/Chenny plot to destabilize all REAL research into stem cells.

I took this up several links back as an OT item.

re: #26 Peacekeeper

re: #4 zombie

Amazing medical breakthrough now await humankind.

In a hundred years, today's medical techniques will seem positively medieval.

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

And, in the death, as the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare, the shutters lifted an inch in temperance building - high on poacher's hill - and red mutant eyes gazed down on Hunger City - no more big wheels - fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats, and ten thousand peopleoids split into small tribes, coveting the highest of the sterile sky-scrappers - like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love Me Avenue, ripping and re-wrapping mink and shiny silver fox - now leg warmers - family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald - Any day now, the year of the Diamond Dogs.

This is truly ground breaking and exciting - I do hope it holds up and can be replicated. (in news it's the 24 hour rule, in Science it's more like the 2 month rule before you can be assured.)

This will change things forever and will extend our abilities in medical and other fields enormously over the next several years. Being cured by your own cells overcomes so many difficulties.

Thank you John Paul II for your leadership toward a culture of life.

re: #29 Dirk Diggler

It gets all the hype, but real therapies are being derived from other stem cell techniques. Nothing from the ESCR has resulted in a therapy as yet.

Not only that, but the new technique actually stands to be far cheaper than any other technique because the cells needed to start are so plentiful.

re: #35 Occasional Reader

re: #26 Peacekeeper

re: #4 zombie

Amazing medical breakthrough now await humankind.In a hundred years, today's medical techniques will seem positively medieval.

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

And, in the death, as the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare, the shutters lifted an inch in temperance building - high on poacher's hill - and red mutant eyes gazed down on Hunger City - no more big wheels - fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats, and ten thousand peopleoids split into small tribes, coveting the highest of the sterile sky-scrappers - like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love Me Avenue, ripping and re-wrapping mink and shiny silver fox - now leg warmers - family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald - Any day now, the year of the Diamond Dogs.

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

re: #31 lawhawk

Definitely good news, and therapies could hit the marketplace in a few years if they can work out some of the troublesome details (cancer in some instances). Still, the idea that you can harvest skin cells from a person, grow whatever organ or tissue needed, and transplant it back without worrying about tissue rejection is impressive.

They are already developing technology based on ink jet printers for spraying cells into 3d lattices: virtually instant construction of any organ.

Of course this means that in 2050 medicaid will pay for grafting extra penis's onto prison inmates.

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

Soon women will no longer need men to reproduce and the male half of the human species can once and for all be eradicated from the face of the Earth, ushering in a new and beautiful age free from war and greed.

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

By then a half man, half iPod race will rule the world.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

You got to go for the gills if you're going for the membranes.

By then a half man, half iPod race will rule the world.

"We don't want anything! We just enjoy whipping you."

re: #42 Ringo the Gringo

Soon women will no longer need men to reproduce and the male half of the human species can once and for all be eradicated from the face of the Earth, ushering in a new and beautiful age free from war and greed.

Well since I have lived a pretty good life and have 2 daughters-were do I sign up?

I want two on my head, one on each elbow and knee...
Whatta ya mean balls extra?

re: #40 Peacekeeper

Of course this means that in 2050 medicaid will pay for grafting extra penis's onto prison inmates.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

re: #32 mad_scientist

Both teams said the new cells are not ready to use in people yet because they used a type of virus called a retrovirus to carry the new genes into the skin cells.

Easy folks. This is a huge roadblock. If they have to use a retrovirus to induce these genes to be expressed in the fibroblasts to form the pleuropotent (stem cell like) cells, then they are nowhere near testing them in humans.

These viruses could have any variety of adverse effects, and as they even say, genetic mutations, or cancer (well, everything causes cancer accoriding to some, so take that with a grain of salt).

Until they develop another method of insetion of these genes, besides a retrovirus, then I will take a more positive view.....it is a step in the right direction, but there are many more steps needed to obtain anything of therapeutic value....

And for a review of what retrovirus' and botched recombination can do please remember Roy Batty.

re: #42 Ringo the Gringo

And the toilets wouldn't need the hinged parts.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

How about magnetic field detectors like sharks have?

re: #37 experiencedtraveller

Very important.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

A prehensile tail would be nice.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

Do you mean Wolverine-like retractable claws or feline-like retractable claws?

Don't forget an ink pouch so you can escape your enemies. And write letters.

re: #37 experiencedtraveller

Thank you John Paul II for your leadership toward a culture of life.

Thank you John Paul (and mourners) for not crowd-surfing during your own funeral.

The nictating membranes will come in handy for watching C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.

re: #45 Occasional Reader

By then a half man, half iPod race will rule the world.

"We don't want anything! We just enjoy whipping you."

Whip it. Whip it Good.

Think what fundamentalist Islam can do with this technology. Eliminate the female menace once and for all.

re: #52 Ojoe

A prehensile tail would be nice.

Or go the full-dolphin and get a prehensile penis!

I'm wondering...will the lame walk and the blind see? Will those striken with Parkinsons and those who have severed nerves/spinal cords be healed?

I hope so, but now is the time for those scientists to get to work, and put the whining about W squashing science with his Christian politics.

The lame and the blind await their professional, non-partisan scientific work.

3) Retractable claws

...new sounds from guitars & other stringed instruments....

Now, can't we all just get along?

Amazing the contributions ISLAM is making to the world!

Oh, wait......

Some frickin' laser beams.

re: #42 Ringo the Gringo

Soon women will no longer need men to reproduce and the male half of the human species can once and for all be eradicated from the face of the Earth, ushering in a new and beautiful age free from war and greed.

Imagine the cat fights!

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

You forgot the spitting venom glands, infared sensing organs, limb regeneration, and lightning fast reflexes.

re: #61 Golem Akbar

Now, can't we all just get along?

NO

Now what will some of the stem-cell supporters say now that they don't have to farm human being embryos to get what they were after all along?

Well, what they wanted was to use this as a way to attack President Bush and others on the center-right. It had nothing to do with stem-cells (it's amazing how many people on the left suddenly became experts in medical research once this became a political issue).

re: #40 Peacekeeper
How often will you need to buy replacement stem cell cartridges for your new organ printer?

If they transform skin cells from my ass to my face would that be an ass face lift?

And will I still be pretty?

I have been told I have a nice looking 'tush'.

Singularity Now

re: #63 jamgarr

Some frickin' laser beams.

Zactly. Embedded in my skull. And wings.

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

Wait, that was actually touching.

No fair! We demand something coarse and bawdy!

re: #58 zombie

re: #52 Ojoe

A prehensile tail would be nice.

Or go the full-dolphin and get a prehensile penis!

Whaaat?

I just do not believe that the Left will walk away from this.
Expect to hear this described as not as effective as embryoic stem cells and /or derided as junk science. You know as opposed to Al Gore on Global Warming. Brilliant! Science endorsed by many dermotologists

re: #65 coquimbojoe

Imagine the cat fights!

I am.

re: #68 Dave the.....

(it's amazing how many people on the left suddenly became experts in medical research once this became a political issue).

Yeah, zero.

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

Earth 2955, the aftermath of WWXXIV and civilization has been sent back into the dark ages.

Of all creation, God reserved the gatling penis for Man...

re: #65 coquimbojoe

re: #42 Ringo the Gringo

Soon women will no longer need men to reproduce and the male half of the human species can once and for all be eradicated from the face of the Earth, ushering in a new and beautiful age free from war and greed.

Imagine the cat fights!

We men can just watch. mmmm

re: #71 Dirk Diggler

Singularity Now

I used to use them; but had a lot of dropped calls.

re: #33 Three Hundred

Absolutely blinding. Science!

stem cells — the master cells that give rise to every cell and tissue in the body

Isn't this cloning?

Cloning would be the duplication of existing cells, liver cells making liver cells etc. Stem cells would allow you to grow new cells off a pattern, stem + x = liver, stem + y = kidney. They are are very similar, but distinct fields.

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

Hard to have sympathy for people who claim to be acting in the cause of "humanity" who have so little respect for actual human life.

Their crocodile tears did not move me then, and their pathetic anger towards Bush over the issue is unforgivable.

Two penis threads in a row? How positively lowbrow of us, I"m sure that GoV would not approve.

Forget the really important medical opportunities! Can this cure baldness?

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies?

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

re: #68 Dave the.....

I don't see this as so much of a victory for Bush and others who opposed funding Embryonic stem cell research. They got lucky that it appears there's a way around it. It's sheer luck.

re: #83 Thanos

Two penis threads in a row? How positively lowbrow of us, I"m sure that GoV would not approve.

We're American hedonists, remember?

re: #29 Dirk Diggler

My wariness of embyonic stem cell hoopla transcends the moral issues involved. I just don't believe embyonic stem cells are going to be the cure all that they're advertised to be.

Call me crazy.

You are not crazy. These cells are supposed to be a blank slate, that can be grown into any type of tissue or cell. But the body is under such a complex system of environemntal pressures, cytokines, hormones, chemokines, pH in, osmotic pressures, proteins, enzymes, all kinds of factors that cause them to go into one developmental pathway way or another.

I, for one, think that simply saying hey, it is a blank cell and we can mold it into whatever we want is WAY understating the complexity of such an endeavor. It proabably can be done, but it isnt going to be an easy venture, that is for damn sure.

re: #72 coquimbojoe

And wings.

I thought about wings - heck, who hasn't? - but the physiology gets pretty tricky. You'd need hollow bones and all sorts of other body-lightening measures, which would make you a pushover in a bar fight.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

Right now I'd settle for repair of the hair cells in my cochlea so that the ringing in my ears I've lived with for the past 20+ years will cease.

Get that ringing fixed and I might be amenable to some retractable talons.

Uh-oh, I've created a penis fire-storm!

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #58 zombie

re: #52 Ojoe

A prehensile tail would be nice.

Or go the full-dolphin and get a prehensile penis!

Whaaat?

Prehensile.

The male dolphin's penis is curled and tapered, being partially prehensile.

re: #78 Peacekeeper

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

Earth 2955, the aftermath of WWXXIV and civilization has been sent back into the dark ages.

Of all creation, God reserved the gatling penis for Man...

It's why Maxim Magazine was started.

The Singularity: Where unimaginable power is wielded by Windows derived operating systems. FATAL SYS ERROR

re: #84 acwgusa

Forget the really important medical opportunities! Can this cure baldness?

No no, for that you need Soylent Green. Umm umm, tastes good & good for you. What? huh? Oh, er never mind

re: #81 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

got it. thanks.

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

You'd black out from the blood leaving your head to your junk.

re: #92 Salem

Uh-oh, I've created a penis fire-storm!

Take some penicillin, get your bore punched, and that will clear up.

Wrap it next time.

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

I'm thinking of something about "heavy lifting" but can't quite wrap my brain around something like that. I mean, how does one walk with soemthing like that?

re: #88 Dead Sea Squirrel

re: #83 Thanos

Two penis threads in a row? How positively lowbrow of us, I"m sure that GoV would not approve.

We're American hedonists, remember?

Oh, that's right -- I think we are "Crypto-leftist Hedonistic Elitists" now.

re: #100 Golem Akbar

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

I'm thinking of something about "heavy lifting" but can't quite wrap my brain around something like that. I mean, how does one walk with soemthing like that?

With pride, Golem, with pride

OT:

This is rich.

Hillary is attacking Obama for a lack of foreign policy experience. Funny, but the only foreign policy experience Hillary has is running around and kissing Suha Arafat. Not exactly foreign policy nirvana.

She's got zero experience of her own. Not like the other Democrats other than Richardson can attack her on that - because they too have no experience either.

re: #91 Drogheda

Right now I'd settle for repair of the hair cells in my cochlea so that the ringing in my ears I've lived with for the past 20+ years will cease.

Ever tried this?

I've had tinnitus since 2001; this stuff was recommended by my ENT guy. I think it has dramatically reduced the perceived ringing in my ear.

re: #93 zombie

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #58 zombie

re: #52 Ojoe

A prehensile tail would be nice.

Or go the full-dolphin and get a prehensile penis!

Whaaat?

Prehensile.

The male dolphin's penis is curled and tapered, being partially prehensile.

All I ever needed to know & them some about the auto-erotic activities of dolphins.

OR,

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

What? No electroplaques?

re: #99 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

It's a long story. (rimshot)

OK, I declare this civilization at an end.

I just discovered there is a Furry Wikipedia.

That's the final straw. Time to start over.

re: #83 Thanos

Two penis threads in a row? How positively lowbrow of us, I"m sure that GoV would not approve.

They weren't really penis threads to begin with. Its just where we took them. I blame um, cattttttt. Yeah, that's the ticket.

re: #104 lawhawk

OT:

This is rich.

Hillary
is attacking Obama for a lack of foreign policy experience. Funny, but
the only foreign policy experience Hillary has is running around and
kissing Suha Arafat.

Since Yassir wouldn't, someone had to. That's leadership!

And this is why the Democrats continue to suck and edge towards 0% approval in Congress - Murtha speaks on the inability to pass the appropriations bill for the military.

What's good news for the human race is bad news for the Democratic Party.

re: #111 zombie

But dolphins aren't furry.

re: #111 zombie

OK, I declare this civilization at an end.

I just discovered there is a Furry Wikipedia.

That's the final straw. Time to start over.

Amazing. Losers. I. Am. Speechless.

How do you pronounce Reuters?

Time for the Feds to fund this development, and generously. Those who remain on the cloning bandwagon will quickly jump off in chase of the almighty dollar (peace be upon it).

OT:

I know the informed lizards here probably have heard this before, but was just reading an article about Obama, where it claims he openly admitted to smoking pot and doing coke when he was younger (in HIGH school apparently).

Apparently this is a prerequisite for quite politicians who run for office.......

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

re: #104 lawhawk

OT:

This is rich.

Hillary is attacking Obama for a lack of foreign policy experience. Funny, but the only foreign policy experience Hillary has is running around and kissing Suha Arafat. Not exactly foreign policy nirvana.

She's got zero experience of her own. Not like the other Democrats other than Richardson can attack her on that - because they too have no experience either.

The not-so secret secret is that Hillary has a lot of history with things like this. She is very vulnerable, maybe more than any other democratic candidate. shhhh

re: #118 American Jewess In Jerusalem

Roy' Terz

re: #116 Ringo the Gringo

re: #111 zombie

But dolphins aren't furry.

Details, details!

Ampullae of Lorenzini

re: #118 American Jewess In Jerusalem

How do you pronounce Reuters?

ROY-terz

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

Looks like Obama's hit on a winning campaign slogan:

I Want to Make Government Cool Again

re: #108 Dirk Diggler

OR,

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):
1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

What? No electroplaques?

I'll have to go with the 19 implanted organs all Marines should have

re: #56 lawhawk

"We don't want anything! We just enjoy whipping you."

Whip it. Whip it Good.

The whip was the first weapon/cigarette snuffer, that ever broke the sound barrier.

/useless information

What's all this talk of perryhenzell's penis?

re: #111 zombie

OK, I declare this civilization at an end.

I just discovered there is a Furry Wikipedia.

That's the final straw. Time to start over.

Suddenly, all those geeks speaking Klingon seem really cool.

re: #118 American Jewess In Jerusalem

How do you pronounce Reuters?

Like "goitre"

PIMF should have read "quite a few politicians......" damn I am off today.....maybe I should quit smoking......oh, wait, nevermind.....

It would be great if our wounded troops could benefit from any stem cell-related advances that proved workable. Skin grafts, organs, etc.

Bless them and those who work in science & medicine to assist them in their return to good health.

well, it was obviously another islamic scientific advance.

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

Yeah,
but Man, It would look good in the shower.

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

And that guy would vote Democrat.

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

You hope we are or you hope we realize it.

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

*blush*

The teacher undressed in a fourth-grade classroom. Assistant school superintendent Sylvia McGee said the woman disrobed below the waist.

The principal, Dr. Ramon Johnson, says the substitute teacher was non-responsive to direct questions and was removed immediately from the campus.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!

[Link: www.wltx.com...]

re: #120 mad_scientist

OT:

I know the informed lizards here probably have heard this before, but was just reading an article about Obama, where it claims he openly admitted to smoking pot and doing coke when he was younger (in HIGH school apparently).

Apparently this is a prerequisite for quite politicians who run for office.......

Yeah, but if I remember correctly , he wrote it off to his angst over racism. That would of course inoculate him from criticism and make him look deep dude.

re: #138 zombie

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

Just think - somebody really could be that guy from Nantucket.

re: #111 zombie

OK, I declare this civilization at an end.

I just discovered there is a Furry Wikipedia.

That's the final straw. Time to start over.

Furries often seem divided on whether to use dolphin-like male genital structure

Wayyyy too much information ...

re: #138 zombie

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

It sure would improve pushing a lawn mower.

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

Yeah but you keep popping in the great tunes and that just gets us all crazy like.

I want more life... F-cker!

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

Yeah,
but we will look good in the shower!

yo.

So, does that mean the MJ Fox will stop with the "He's against stem cell research" claims during every national and local election without clarifying that there are different variations of stem cell research?

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

peackeeper, the Imam definitely disapproves of your rhetoric.

Pipe down, or be prepared to face the wrath of all. haha.

A bit ironic that this breakthrough discovery came from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, a fortress of moonbat ideology, and it will dissolve one of the left's favorite topics for demonizing pro-life conservative candidates.

Somewhere there is a moonbat saying "I question the timing." Ha.

re: #146 Peacekeeper

re: #138 zombie

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

It sure would improve pushing a lawn mower.

With an 18-inch long penis just walking around would be more than enough stimulation.

The kids are getting out of school right now, walking by the house. I always like this time of day just hearing their chatters and calls. They are especially boisterous and loud this week, they know Thanksgiving's coming.

re: #137 ibmkeyboard

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

Yeah,
but Man, It would look good in the shower.

Still might have to deal with that "shrinkage" thing if the water gets too cold.

re: #146 Peacekeeper

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

It sure would improve pushing a lawn mower.

BWHA.

re: #137 ibmkeyboard

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

Yeah,
but Man, It would look good in the shower.

You're all forgetting one important factor, what does the man with an 18 inch penis eat to keep up his strength?

This morning, I had bacon, sausage, toast and a glass of OJ. :)

re: #149 ibmkeyboard

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

Yeah,
but we will look good in the shower!

yo.

Rotating title nominee - "LGF: We will look good in the shower"

“We can now envisage a time when a simple approach can be used to produce stem cells that are able to form any tissue from a small sample taken from any of us,” Ian Wilmut of the Scottish Centre for Regenerative Medicine at the University of Edinburgh, said in a statement.

And of course, this achievement would never have been realized without the help of Islamic scientific breakthroughs 1300 years ago.

re: #142 Peacekeeper

The teacher undressed in a fourth-grade classroom. Assistant school superintendent Sylvia McGee said the woman disrobed below the waist.

The principal, Dr. Ramon Johnson, says the substitute teacher was non-responsive to direct questions and was removed immediately from the campus.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!

[Link: www.wltx.com...]

Was she hot?

...

What I notice on the page is the ad for "Cane" in the bottom corner. Did they darkify Jimmy Smitts in Photoshop? I'm pretty sure the man is not that brown.

re: #118 American Jewess In Jerusalem

ROTO-ROYTERS. Easier flushing.

re: #158 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #149 ibmkeyboard

re: #127 Charles

You realize you're all acting like a bunch of neo-con hedonists, I hope.

Yeah,
but we will look good in the shower!

yo.

Rotating title nominee - "LGF: We will look good in the shower"

lol. I'm losing it...

re: #152 Mich-again

Actually, there are also some solid conservatives there as well -- being around real moonbats can do that to you.

One thing is certain: Thanks to genetic engineering the Future will be able to go fuck itself.

re: #138 zombie

re: #121 Peacekeeper

Penis crazy? My point is that visionaries see a world of cancer cures, super brainpower, immortality. But because the human race is what it is, for every cured cancer and regrown limb there will be three fifty inch penises and a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

The last guy who had one of those they found dead on the floor.

re: #150 Ben Hur

So, does that mean the MJ Fox will stop with the "He's against stem cell research" claims during every national and local election without clarifying that there are different variations of stem cell research?

Don't confuse him with facts; he's got emotion on his side.

I remember when a Brave New World was studied in HS and presented as a bad vision of the future.

Ahhhh....politics.

I think a lot of men will want vaginas in the palms of their hands.

I've got a patent pending on that actually.

In the future 'neo-cons' will be dragging more than just our knuckles.

re: #123 jamgarr

That's what I thought and that's how I've been pronouncing it, but I saw someone online refer to it as "Rooters" and I got nervous that I'd been pronouncing it incorrectly.

So how does one get an "oi" sound out of "eu"?

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

That has not been my experience. Can't speak for anyone else, though.

re: #170 American Jewess In Jerusalem

oy.

What do the women want? Back boobs? Would make slow dancing even more fun...

# 121 peacekeeper,

a guy with a vagina where his ear should be.

I heard a limerick about him...I believe he was from Nantucket.

re: #170 American Jewess In Jerusalem

re: #123 jamgarr

So how does one get an "oi" sound out of "eu"?

Whenever I see someone praise the EU, I say "Oy!"

re: #160 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #142 Peacekeeper

The teacher undressed in a fourth-grade classroom. Assistant school superintendent Sylvia McGee said the woman disrobed below the waist.

The principal, Dr. Ramon Johnson, says the substitute teacher was non-responsive to direct questions and was removed immediately from the campus.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!

[Link: www.wltx.com...]

Was she hot?

...

What I notice on the page is the ad for "Cane" in the bottom corner. Did they darkify Jimmy Smitts in Photoshop? I'm pretty sure the man is not that brown.

"In the letter, Johnson assured parents that the woman will never substitute in any Bibb County School again. He also said it's possible the incident may have been caused a medical problem."

But she WILL be the chairperson for the state Democratic Party (Bill Clinton is booking his flight to Georgia as we speak)

re: #166 Ward Cleaver

It drives me nuts.

Like when people speak about a "Real Estate bubble" without realizing that they're talking about residential and not commercial real estate.

re: #170 American Jewess In Jerusalem

So how does one get an "oi" sound out of "eu"?

I don't make the rules. Seems odd to me too.

re: #120 mad_scientist

OT:

I know the informed lizards here probably have heard this before, but was just reading an article about Obama, where it claims he openly admitted to smoking pot and doing coke when he was younger (in HIGH school apparently).

Apparently this is a prerequisite for quite politicians who run for office.......

Yeah, but did Mr. Obama actually inhale? That is the big question all the networks want to know.

re: #171 Occasional Reader

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

That has not been my experience. Can't speak for anyone else, though.

No, no, no! Doc I wanted an 18 inch penis, NOT 18 inch long penises!

It's called a Va Jay Jay, now people.

re: #78 Peacekeeper

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

Earth 2955, the aftermath of WWXXIV and civilization has been sent back into the dark ages.

Of all creation, God reserved the gatling penis for Man...

That is honestly the funniest thing I've read all week. Maybe all month. I read it with the voice of the robot chicken from the future on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*DUNDAH* In the year 9595...

First guy who makes a "Terminator" joke is a rotten egg

re: #177 Ben Hur

It drives me nuts.

DRIVEABLE NUTS! Or nuts with built-in hard drives! You're a genius.

re: #180 Peacekeeper

re: #171 Occasional Reader

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

That has not been my experience. Can't speak for anyone else, though.

No, no, no! Doc I wanted an 18 inch penis, NOT 18 inch long penises!

That's called the "Penis Bouquet."

re: #181 Ben Hur

It's called a Va Jay Jay, now people.

Well, fizzle my dizzle!

re: #163 Lucius Septimius

re: #152 Mich-again

Actually, there are also some solid conservatives there as well -- being around real moonbats can do that to you.

Good point. Ann Coulter (from the University of Michigan) is one example of that.

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

Done! Well, number one is done, anyway. The muscles are called stapedius and tensor tympani, and they're standard equipment for the unmodified human body.

I haven't read the paper, but I doubt that these Scottish stem cells are really pleuripotent enough to allow them to complete replacement of embryonic stem cells. At least, not yet.

re: #178 jamgarr

re: #170 American Jewess In Jerusalem

So how does one get an "oi" sound out of "eu"?

I don't make the rules. Seems odd to me too.

I think it's French. Would explain a lot.

re: #179 Honorary Yooper

re: #120 mad_scientist

OT:

I know the informed lizards here probably have heard this before, but was just reading an article about Obama, where it claims he openly admitted to smoking pot and doing coke when he was younger (in HIGH school apparently).

Apparently this is a prerequisite for quite politicians who run for office.......

Yeah, but did Mr. Obama actually inhale? That is the big question all the networks want to know.

But it's cool when a Dem does it. They tried to make his smoking cool by saying he can hold fire in his hand.

Bush is the alchy coke head.

Remember the story of Brad Pitt and Jen yelling to Bush's daughter, "Hey, wanna go get a drink?" and giggling while walking away.

They hate the draft dodgers- one who was a fighter pilot in reserves, one who was sec of defense during a successful war- but they love Clinton (I don't recall if Hillary served) and didn't vote for a real war hero Dole.

re: #182 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #78 Peacekeeper

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

Earth 2955, the aftermath of WWXXIV and civilization has been sent back into the dark ages.

Of all creation, God reserved the gatling penis for Man...

That
is honestly the funniest thing I've read all week. Maybe all month. I
read it with the voice of the robot chicken from the future on Aqua
Teen Hunger Force.

"Look Fry-man, I know it's been a while, but I am not going to go get humped by some red ape in space."

re: #178 jamgarr

re: #170 American Jewess In Jerusalem

So how does one get an "oi" sound out of "eu"?

I don't make the rules. Seems odd to me too.

That's a German thing: "eu" pronounced like "oi."

Woah, woah, guys, with the anatomy! This is supposed to be a stem-cell thread, or something!

A bit ironic that this breakthrough discovery came from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, a fortress of moonbat ideology, and it will dissolve one of the left's favorite topics for demonizing pro-life conservative candidates.

That's the irony of lefty-town. People go there to get drunk, party, or particapate in left-wing lovefests. But some parts of the school are excellent, such as the medical and ag research.

Actually it was Zombie who showed us the giant scrotum guy.

pleuripotent

Nice.

re: #192 Dead Sea Squirrel

That's a German thing: "eu" pronounced like "oi."
That sounds right.

re: #195 Peacekeeper

Actually it was Zombie who showed us the giant scrotum guy.

I knew that was coming.

I will never live that down.

re: #193 Salem

Woah, woah, guys, with the anatomy! This is supposed to be a stem-cell thread, or something!

I'm waiting for the thread on premature ejaculation.

I hear its coming soon. /rinshot!

re: #195 Peacekeeper

Actually it was Zombie who showed us the giant scrotum guy.

I saw that guy's Prius the other day. It had a bumper sticker that said: " I Bloat Scroat - And I Vote!"

Anyway, this may seem to take a grenade out of the left's arsenal but they hadn't been selling it very well, anyway (or selling it too much), that they might be better off. I just hope they don't turn out to have a psychotic obsession with embryos.

You have to think about what you did to poor Babba. She dropped out for like 14 months and she never regained her sanity. Great power, great responsibility...etc.

re: #199 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #193 Salem

Woah, woah, guys, with the anatomy! This is supposed to be a stem-cell thread, or something!

I'm waiting for the thread on premature ejaculation.

I hear its coming soon. /rinshot!

I don't think a worse pun is even technically possible.

re: #198 zombie

re: #195 Peacekeeper

Actually it was Zombie who showed us the giant scrotum guy.

I knew that was coming.

Hence, the giant scrotum.

re: #200 jamgarr

re: #195 Peacekeeper

Actually it was Zombie who showed us the giant scrotum guy.

I saw that guy's Prius the other day. It had a bumper sticker that said: " I Bloat Scroat - And I Vote!"

I am literally laughing out loud - thankfully my boss left early!

re: #206 buzzsawmonkey

I can't wait for "James and the Giant Peach" to be rewritten as "James and the Giant Scrotum."

and his two daddies.

re: #190 Ben Hur

re: #179 Honorary Yooper

re: #120 mad_scientist

OT:
I know the informed lizards here probably have heard this before, but was just reading an article about Obama, where it claims he openly admitted to smoking pot and doing coke when he was younger (in HIGH school apparently).

Apparently this is a prerequisite for quite politicians who run for office.......

Yeah, but did Mr. Obama actually inhale? That is the big question all the networks want to know.

But it's cool when a Dem does it. They tried to make his smoking cool by saying he can hold fire in his hand.

Bush is the alchy coke head.

Remember the story of Brad Pitt and Jen yelling to Bush's daughter, "Hey, wanna go get a drink?" and giggling while walking away.

They hate the draft dodgers- one who was a fighter pilot in reserves, one who was sec of defense during a successful war- but they love Clinton (I don't recall if Hillary served) and didn't vote for a real war hero Dole.

Isnt that the truth. IIRC, there were all kinds of rumors from the left about Bush's past cocaine abuse, but not a mention of Clinton's reported CONTINUED drug abuse, not to mention abuse of interns (I know, that one made the press), while IN OFFICE.......

What was Bill's brother's quote......something to the effect, "yeah, my brother has a nose like a vacuum cleaner".....but that is ok......*sigh*, hypocrisy seems to be the state of the times....

re: #206 buzzsawmonkey

I can't wait for "James and the Giant Peach" to be rewritten as "James and the Giant Scrotum."

"Goodnight Moon" could take on a whole new meaning, too.

Annie Jacobsen has a terrifying story about a man who was mistaken for a terrorist on a flight to NC...

...According to TSA spokesman Christopher White, American Eagle Flight 4518 “sat on the remote area of the runway for about an hour.” According to Wynn, after about forty minutes, the pilot announced the delay was caused by a security issue inside the airport. Wynn telephoned his brother who was waiting for him inside the airport. Wynn’s brother said that according to airport officials, the security issue involved Wynn’s plane. Wynn called his wife. “I told her I didn’t know what was going on, but I was going to help in anyway I could. When I said good-bye, it was one of those tough moments. I thought, this is for real. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen to any of us on that plane.”

What follows is Jerry Wynn’s exclusive, first person account of what happened next Raleigh-Durham Airport:

“All of a sudden, boom! There were spotlights all around the plane! FBI, SWAT, teams of men with their rifles pointed at the plane. We were surrounded. I thought, this is it. A little girl behind me screamed. I thought, it’s the guy in the mask! If he makes a move, what do I do? Do I grab him? As I was thinking this, the door of the plane opens up. One guy, I think he was an FBI agent, came on board and said, ‘we have a security issue. Come out one at a time.’ This little girl was crying and I could see behind me, the mother was trying to calm her daughter down. As I made my way down the aisle and turned left out the door of the plane, I thought, Thank God I’m alive. Suddenly, all the guns were on me! It was surreal. They were all shouting at me, screaming, ‘Move and we’ll blow you fu——- head off!” I thought, Oh, my God, they think it’s me!

re: #191 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #182 Pawn of the Oppressor

re: #78 Peacekeeper

By 2050, anyone with fewer than four 18"-long penises will be considered substandard.

Earth 2955, the aftermath of WWXXIV and civilization has been sent back into the dark ages.

Of all creation, God reserved the gatling penis for Man...

That
is honestly the funniest thing I've read all week. Maybe all month. I
read it with the voice of the robot chicken from the future on Aqua
Teen Hunger Force.

"Look Fry-man, I know it's been a while, but I am not going to go get humped by some red ape in space."

ATHF is a great show.....here are some cool clips

re: #93 zombie

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #58 zombie

re: #52 Ojoe

A prehensile tail would be nice.

Or go the full-dolphin and get a prehensile penis!

Whaaat?

Prehensile.

The male dolphin's penis is curled and tapered, being partially prehensile.

Sounds like President BJ's...

Email with no link:

Disappearance of Bishop Tutu

By Simon Deng
Friday November 16, 2007

Late last month, I went to hear Bishop Desmond Tutu speak at Boston’s Old South Church at a conference on “Israel Apartheid.” Tutu is a well respected man of God. He brought reconciliation between blacks and whites in South Africa. That he would lead a conference that damns the Jewish state is very disturbing to me.

The State of Israel is not an apartheid state. I know because I write this from Jerusalem where I have seen Arab mothers peacefully strolling with their families – even though I also drove on Israeli roads protected by walls and fences from Arab bullets and stones. I know Arabs go to Israeli schools, and get the best medical care in the world. I know they vote and have elected representatives to the Israeli Parliament. I see street signs in Arabic, an official language here. None of this was true for blacks under Apartheid in Tutu’s South Africa.

I also know countries that do deserve the apartheid label: My country, Sudan, is on the top of the list, but so are Iran, Saudi Arabia and Egypt. What has happened to my people in Sudan is a thousand times worse than Apartheid in South Africa. And no matter how the Palestinians suffer, they suffer nothing compared to my people. Nothing. And most of the suffering is the fault of their leaders. Bishop Tutu, I see black Jews walking down the street here in Jerusalem. Black like us, free and proud.

Tutu said Israeli checkpoints are a nightmare. But checkpoints are there because Palestinians are sent into Israel to blow up and kill innocent women and children. Tutu wants checkpoints removed. Do you not have doors in your home, Bishop? Does that make your house an apartheid house? If someone, Heaven forbid, tried to enter with a bomb, we would want you to have security people “humiliating” your guests with searches, and we would not call you racist for doing so. We all go through checkpoints at every airport. Are the airlines being racist? No.

Yes, the Palestinians are inconvenienced at checkpoints. But why, Bishop Tutu, do you care more about that inconvenience than about Jewish lives?

Bishop, when you used to dance for Mandela’s freedom, we Africans – all over Africa – joined in. Our support was key in your freedom. But when children in Burundi and Kinshasa, all the way to Liberia and Sierra Leone, and in particular in Sudan, cried and called for rescue, you heard but chose to be silent.

Today, black children are enslaved in Sudan, the last place in the continent of Africa where humans are owned by other humans – I was part of the movement to stop slavery in Mauritania, which just now abolished the practice. But you were not with us, Bishop Tutu.

So where is Desmond Tutu when my people call out for freedom? Slaughter and genocide and slavery are lashing Africans right now. Where are you for Sudan, Bishop Tutu? You are busy attacking the Jewish state. Why?

Simon Deng, a native of the Shiluk Kingdom in southern Sudan, is an escaped jihad slave and a leading human rights activist

First there was Bok, now there is Deng.

Voices are starting to be heard.

By us at least.

Stem cells, pffth. What about pistil cells? Anther cells? Sepal cells? In grade school, we called this the "leaf project."

NOw, back to dolphin penis!

re: #118 American Jewess In Jerusalem

How do you pronounce Reuters?

FAK NEWZ

Some good advice regarding genetically-advanced human technology.

Round up of Nazi activities in Europe.

[Link: islamineurope.blogspot.com...]

Lots of work went in this.

re: #216 godfrey

{GODFREY}

Everything OK? Haven't seen you in ages.

Josie And The Pussycats are considered of interest to furry fandom, though the characters only wear costumes with animal ears and tails.

_{/and to think that last night it was about rabbit ears and tin foil hats.}

re: #142 Peacekeeper

The teacher undressed in a fourth-grade classroom. Assistant school superintendent Sylvia McGee said the woman disrobed below the waist...
[Link: www.wltx.com...]

This is the part that amazed me:

...the school was placed in a code-red lockdown.... Students and teachers were required to go to the nearest room, lock the doors, and cover the windows.

Call me cavalier, but I'm not sure that a teacher pulling her pants down really requires the same response as a nuclear missile attack. Were they afraid she was going to run around flashing people through all the windows?

It's probably not her fault. The news story seems to be saying that the incident may have been caused by a medical problem. Maybe she was having a baby. Or maybe she had a possum in her pants, and had to get it out before it clawed her to death.

re: #196 Ben Hur

pleuripotent

Nice.

Sorry, typo........

Western Science 1,903,390,401 - Islam 0

re: #41 Occasional Reader

In a hundred years the human race won't be human any longer.

My wish list (in ascending order of probable difficulty):

1) Muscles for closing my inner ears against loud noises;
2) Nictating membranes for protecting eyes and seeing underwater;
3) Retractable claws

Hahaha! love_for_OR++;

re: #173 Peacekeeper

Umm...I haven't seen any female lizard opposed to the 18" penis idea. Just sayin'.
/

re: #202 Peacekeeper

LOL. So all that spleen stuff was just an excuse? It wasn't the spleen that was the body part causing the trouble-it was a scrotum?

Dang.

re: #224 mad_scientist

re: #196 Ben Hur

pleuripotent

Nice.

Sorry, typo........

Nobody knew.

WM, thanks. A lot has transpired, that's all. Work related.

re: #223 Last Mohican

re: #142 Peacekeeper

The teacher undressed in a fourth-grade classroom. Assistant school superintendent Sylvia McGee said the woman disrobed below the waist...
[Link: www.wltx.com...]

This is the part that amazed me:

...the school was placed in a code-red lockdown.... Students and teachers were required to go to the nearest room, lock the doors, and cover the windows.

Call me cavalier, but I'm not sure that a teacher pulling her pants down really requires the same response as a nuclear missile attack. Were they afraid she was going to run around flashing people through all the windows?

It's probably not her fault. The news story seems to be saying that the incident may have been caused by a medical problem. Maybe she was having a baby. Or maybe she had a possum in her pants, and had to get it out before it clawed her to death.

Batteries in her vibrator shorted out, causing a brief, but intense burst of heat.

re: #223 Last Mohican

It's probably not her fault. The news story seems to be saying that the incident may have been caused by a medical problem. Maybe she was having a baby. Or maybe she had a possum in her pants, and had to get it out before it clawed her to death.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

re: #230 godfrey

Just good to see you-that's all.

re: #227 Deadly sheep

re: #173 Peacekeeper

Umm...I haven't seen any female lizard opposed to the 18" penis idea. Just sayin'.
/

Yeah, but after the fun and games are over they want a guy that listens to them, takes out the trash, and is sensitive (what ever the hell that means).

re: #187 Mich-again

I'm another conservative grad of the University of Michigan. Actually, most of my friends were pretty conservative. We used to go heckle people at the occasional "Die In." Of course, those were to protest US intervention in El Salvador and the fact that Reagan was going to cause global nuclear war if we didn't surrender to the Soviets yesterday. Remember how that turned out?

re: #220 pat

Yikes.

I've finally figured out why zombie's true identity is never discovered: zombie IS infaltable scrotum guy!

re: #227 Deadly sheep

re: #173 Peacekeeper

Umm...I haven't seen any female lizard opposed to the 18" penis idea. Just sayin'.
/

Everybody likes the gift of Big Penis.....

/Rome, Season I

Ok Everyone -

Assuming this Science Works - its the Human Version of "Factory Original Parts" - They fit, they work, they won't screw up any other part.
The folks doing this research deserve our thanks and applause.

-S-

re: #234 Perplexed

Sensitive? All men would be sensitive. We'd be what ever they wanted...just to keep the fuzzy toilet seat covers out of the house. The horrors of the unexpected seat drop would cause many behavioral changes.
;)

I need some back up here.

Where are the Lizard Ladies when the guys start obsessing about 18" penises?

ZULUBABY
MANDY MANNERS

SOS

This is quite an interesting thread.....to say the least.....

re: #105 Occasional Reader

Thanks for the link. I'll look into that.

re: #223 Last Mohican

It's probably not her fault. ... Or maybe she had a possum in her pants, and had to get it out before it clawed her to death.

I will refrain from making a very obvious but crude joke here.

Yeah, but after the fun and games are over they want a guy that listens to them, takes out the trash, and is sensitive (what ever the hell that means).

To hell with all that. The next thing you know women will be demanding men engage in "foreplay" and turn off Sportscenter during sex.

re: #244 Dirk Diggler

Yeah, but after the fun and games are over they want a guy that listens to them, takes out the trash, and is sensitive (what ever the hell that means).

To hell with all that. The next thing you know women will be demanding men engage in "foreplay" and turn off Sportscenter during sex.

So the men would be pushing for women to have a sex drive like men do and women would be pushing for men to behave more like women. Oh, boy is that ever going to mess up things.

OT - even for the penis & furry thread - congratulations go to Jimmy Rollins of my Philadelphia Phillies for winning the National League MVP!

re: #241 WriterMom

I need some back up here.

Where are the Lizard Ladies when the guys start obsessing about 18" penises?

ZULUBABY
MANDY MANNERS

SOS

It's gotta stop. We're talking about stems, not tree trunks.

re: #238 Ben Hur

I'm waiting for Mandy to post the gift box video.

Of course, that brings up a new issue...the eco-concerns over those boxes when they're unwrapped. Cue moonbat...
/

re: #244 Dirk Diggler

Yeah, but after the fun and games are over they want a guy
that listens to them, takes out the trash, and is sensitive (what ever
the hell that means).

To hell with all that. The next
thing you know women will be demanding men engage in "foreplay" and
turn off Sportscenter during sex.

I like watching sports while having sex. Something about all the applause...

re: #243 drogheda

re: #105 Occasional Reader

Thanks for the link. I'll look into that.

re: #223 Last Mohican

It's probably not her fault. ... Or maybe she had a possum in her pants, and had to get it out before it clawed her to death.

I will refrain from making a very obvious but crude joke here.

I watched a cat fight a possum once. I would get rid of those pants in a hurry, too.

re: #246 Perplexed

If most women had sex drives like most men, the world would come to a screeching halt and we'd be up to out knees in diapers...oh, and jihadis would be curled in fetal positions in corners, begging for the torture to stop.

re: #239 Dr. Shalit

Ok Everyone -

Assuming this Science Works - its the Human Version of "Factory Original Parts" - They fit, they work, they won't screw up any other part.
The folks doing this research deserve our thanks and applause.

-S-

Absolutely! Scientific endeavor drives from the quest for the ideal. Longer term, though, there are a few implications to be wary of. In geopolitics, for example. Boys from Brazil. You get the idea...

re: #250 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

There was a Andrew Dice Clay routine in there somewhere...

Meanwhile, BotW gives us more cause to question dramatic announcements of scientific discoveries, especially when those emanate from the UN.

"The Scientists Speak," reads the headline of the New York Times editorial, which informs us that there is no question the New York Times editorialists are right:

The world's scientists have done their job. Now it's time for world leaders, starting with President Bush, to do theirs. That is the urgent message at the core of the latest--and the most powerful--report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a group of 2,500 scientists who collectively constitute the world's most authoritative voice on global warming.

Released in Spain over the weekend, the report leaves no doubt that man-made emissions from the burning of fossil fuels (and, to a lesser extent, deforestation) have been responsible for the steady rise in atmospheric temperatures.

There is no doubt! These are scientists, after all, and they're working for the U.N. They don't make mistakes!

Or do they? Here's a news story that also appears in the Times today:

The United Nations' AIDS-fighting agency plans to issue a report today acknowledging that it overestimated the size of the epidemic and that new infections with the deadly virus have been dropping each year since they peaked in the late 1990s.

We're so confused. Didn't the scientists speak? How could they have gotten it so wrong? After all, they're scientists!

Here's a quote from the Washington Post that may shed some light on the matter:

"There was a tendency toward alarmism, and that fit perhaps a certain fundraising agenda," said Helen Epstein, author of "The Invisible Cure: Africa, the West, and the Fight Against AIDS." "I hope these new numbers will help refocus the response in a more pragmatic way."

Could it be that we are watching the same phenomenon with the whole global-warmist hysteria? Our bet would be yes.

re: #103 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #100 Golem Akbar

re: #86 Dirk Diggler

An 18 inch penis would practically require a blood transfusion to get an erection.

I'm thinking of something about "heavy lifting" but can't quite wrap my brain around something like that. I mean, how does one walk with soemthing like that?

With pride, Golem, with pride

Just tuck it into your sock.

re: #253 Salem

Boys from Brazil.

Decent read; dumb conspiracy. So they cloned Hitler? Big deal. They'll get a bunch of mediocre watercolor artists. For Hitler to become, you know, Hitler, required a very specific confluence of historical events.

re: #256 buzzsawmonkey

how come Mars, which has no human population

That's what They want you to think.

re: #258 Occasional Reader

Acknowledged. Typical feeble argument on my part.