somebody help the poor terrorists
Charles Johnson
Sat Apr 13, 2002 at 10:02 am PDT • Views: 244
After shooting their way in, taking priests and nuns hostage, and being ordered by Arafat himself not to surrender, the armed Palestinian thugs holed up in the Church of the Nativity are now begging for help, from Colin Powell, Kofi Annan, and the Pope.
The gunmen invited Powell to “come as a pilgrim and to witness what is going on inside the church, the place which the Israeli occupation army has made into a prison.”
“Surrounding it with dozens of tanks and armored personnel carriers harms the holiness of this place,” the statement said. The gunmen originally entered the church by shooting open a door.
I have an idea. I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work. How about coming out with your hands up?
Or maybe it would be better if they used the new Palestinian sign of surrender. (via Jeff Jarvis.)
Frank says: