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Religion of Tolerance Screams for Teddy Bear Execution

Fri, Nov 30, 2007 at 8:22:59 am PST

It’s Friday, the Islamic day of prayer, and that means that thousands of Muslims in Sudan are screaming for the death of Gillian Gibbons and her heinous teddy bear of blasphemy: Thousands in Sudan Call for British Teddy Bear Teacher’s Execution.

KHARTOUM, Sudan — Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad.”

The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons, the teacher who was sentenced Thursday to 15 days in prison and deportation. She avoided the more serious punishment of 40 lashes.

They massed in central Martyrs Square outside the presidential palace, where hundreds of riot police were deployed. They did not try to stop the rally, which lasted about an hour. “Shame, shame on the U.K.,” protesters chanted.

The protesters called for Gibbons’ execution, saying, “No tolerance: Execution,” and “Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

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1 oldengr  11/30/07 8:24:05 am reply quote 0

Expected that!

2 Dr. Shalit  11/30/07 8:24:26 am reply quote 0

I guess they are angry at the poor woman.

-S-

3 The Jinxmedic  11/30/07 8:24:35 am reply quote 1

And this is what we're fighting...

4 Lynn B.  11/30/07 8:24:48 am reply quote 0

ROP

5 Sneaky  11/30/07 8:24:49 am reply quote 1

Primitive screwheads.

6 irongrampa  11/30/07 8:24:56 am reply quote 2

So at what point do we see the color coded seething index?

7 buzzsawmonkey  11/30/07 8:24:57 am reply quote 0

Did Rage Boy catch a flight to Khartoum?

8 Sakublock  11/30/07 8:25:15 am reply quote 2

I love the smiling kid to our left calling for Murder.

9 Tuna  11/30/07 8:25:32 am reply quote 3

So, they can name half of their male population Muhammed, but not a little teddy bear?

-The Tuna

11 jamgarr  11/30/07 8:25:54 am reply quote 6

Harpe Diem (Seethe the Day)

12 Sharmuta  11/30/07 8:25:56 am reply quote 11
“No tolerance: Execution,” and “Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

I'd say that's the height of islamic nuance right there.

13 FQ Kafir  11/30/07 8:25:59 am reply quote 0

No tolerance. The dreaded Teddy Bear Of Blasphemy.

Sheesh.

14 Iron Fist  11/30/07 8:26:02 am reply quote 2

Target rich environment. You could cluster bomb the area and not kill one innocent civillian.

15 Killgore Trout  11/30/07 8:26:17 am reply quote 0

The day of rage!

16 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:26:26 am reply quote 0

GRAND THEFT ALLAH!

18 Dead Sea Squirrel  11/30/07 8:26:39 am reply quote 3

My gast is entirely unflabbered.

19 Killgore Trout  11/30/07 8:26:58 am reply quote 0

re:

20 RightLogic  11/30/07 8:27:05 am reply quote 1

Man, talk about pent-up frustration. I hate to be a female (or male) sheep in Khartourn today.

21 Happy Viking  11/30/07 8:27:20 am reply quote 0

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes!"....first thing that came to mind...wonder why that was you suppose?

22 Farang Kheemao  11/30/07 8:27:32 am reply quote 0

Mohammed Teddy Bear is doing quite well on Ebay!
Someone likes him!
LINK

23 SlothB77  11/30/07 8:28:03 am reply quote 0

just a tiny minority of extremists

24 buzzsawmonkey  11/30/07 8:28:13 am reply quote 0

Just a small minority, folks.

25 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:28:31 am reply quote 0

"Finally, Ahmad, a reason for living."

SEETHEOPOLOOOOOZA FRIDAYS.

26 Sizzlack  11/30/07 8:28:37 am reply quote 2

Look at that they said it themselves..." NO TOLERANCE"
These are some of the sickest most pathetically pitiful people on our planet.
"No Tolerance...Kill her...kill her" for naming a friggin teddy bear after some goat herding illiterate pedophile. Ooops I guess I just warranted a death sentence by those words. I wonder if Sudan is going to see a rise in tourism after this.

27 buzzsawmonkey  11/30/07 8:28:39 am reply quote 0

re:

28 experiencedtraveller  11/30/07 8:28:46 am reply quote 4

I don't see a lot of women in that crowd...seems more like a father-son sort of event.

29 Sponge  11/30/07 8:28:49 am reply quote 2

Screw them.....really. May they all choke on a pork chop.

30 Squirrelguy  11/30/07 8:29:09 am reply quote 1

re: #14 Iron Fist

Target rich environment. You could cluster bomb the area and not kill one innocent civillian.

MOAB. Level the neighborhood.

31 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:29:20 am reply quote 0

This seems to be merely localized rage and seething. Has HAMAS issued a statement?

32 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:29:42 am reply quote 2

No Charles, I think you're wrong. This is the Islamic protest against beheadings, clitorectomies, and terror...

/lol

33 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:30:11 am reply quote 1

re:

34 Lynn B.  11/30/07 8:30:26 am reply quote 0
"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. But we welcome imprisonment and expulsion," the cleric, Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, a well-known hard-liner, told worshippers.

Blood, however, would be much better.

"This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad," he said.

They'd better get her the hell out of there before next Friday.

35 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:30:44 am reply quote 0

Remember when Clinton bombed Sudan? They weren't as angry as they are now.

36 colin nelson  11/30/07 8:30:51 am reply quote 1

During the cartoon crisis I concocted an appropriate (I thought) term to describe the mental condition of those who, frothing at the mouth, were screaming in the "Arab street" for the death of, ...well just about anybody.

I called them HEBs - Human Emotional Bombs.

Nice to see so many of them in the Khartoum streets today

Time for a new definition: Islam = Insanity

37 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:30:54 am reply quote 1

Time to Rerun
Seetheapalooza Fridays

38 ridemedic  11/30/07 8:31:02 am reply quote 3

Britain should go in and get her out, by force.
Those SAS guys must be droooooling to get at this one!
Britains allies should cut off all aid to Sudan in support.
775 million in U.S. tax dollars to Sudan last year alone.
Discuss.

39 Sizzlack  11/30/07 8:31:17 am reply quote 0

If this whole thing doesnt show the rest of the world how backwards and pathetic Islam is I dont know what will.
They just had to move the teacher to a secret location for safety reason.

Infidel Teddy Ruxpin.

40 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:31:20 am reply quote 1

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41 beachkatie  11/30/07 8:31:39 am reply quote 0

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42 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:32:10 am reply quote 0

re:

43 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:32:18 am reply quote 7

Not Guilty by reason of Islamity?

44 gagalbert  11/30/07 8:32:21 am reply quote 0

Conventional bombing.

45 Watcher  11/30/07 8:32:37 am reply quote 1

Best part:
They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firing squad."

I dare you to say Islam is not a Religion of Peace™.

46 Geepers  11/30/07 8:32:42 am reply quote 0

Sudan Teddy Case Stalls 'Tickle Me Muhammad' Launch

(2007-11-30) — As a Sudanese court handed down a 15-day jail sentence for a British women convicted of allowing school children to name a teddy bear after The Prophet of Islam, Mattel Toys announced today it would delay the launch of its much-anticipated ‘Tickle Me Muhammad’ toy line.

A Mattel spokesman said the Sudan teddy bear case has caused the company to “rethink the propriety of the planned pre-Christmas release of Tickle Me Muhammad,” which it described as “a cuddly adorable friend, with a long plush beard and a puffy turban, who laughs uncontrollably when you touch him almost anywhere.”

“We really thought it would help soften the image of Muslims,” said the unnamed Mattel source, “and help to bring about the peaceful world order which they have been fighting for almost non-stop over the past 1,400 years.”

47 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:32:45 am reply quote 4
48 RightLogic  11/30/07 8:32:49 am reply quote 0

I'm sure the Khartoum street vendor selling the "What would Mo do?" bumper stickers is doing a brisk business today.

49 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:33:12 am reply quote 1

re:

50 freedomplow  11/30/07 8:33:17 am reply quote 0

Spontaneous protest in Sudan?

Why is the teddy bear incident going on the exact same time as...

UN Chief Urges Agreement on Darfur Force


UNITED NATIONS (AP) — U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said Thursday he is "mobilizing all possible means" to get the Sudanese government's agreement on key issues so a 26,000-strong peacekeeping force can start deploying in Darfur in January.

Ban told reporters that he had "firm commitments" from Sudan's President Omar al-Bashir that the government would facilitate the deployment of the joint U.N.-African Union force but "still we have not yet been able to resolve all these administrative things."

"I'm disappointed with all that is happening now," he said. "I'm now working with all possible means — and mobilizing all possible means. ... I hope that the Sudanese government will come to agree as soon as possible."

U.N. peacekeeping chief Jean-Marie Guehenno warned the Security Council on Tuesday that the Sudanese government is putting up numerous obstacles to the deployment of the so-called "hybrid" force that could destroy the effectiveness of the joint AU-U.N. mission.

51 buzzsawmonkey  11/30/07 8:33:31 am reply quote 3

From Cartoon Riots to Khartoum Riots.

52 gonecamping  11/30/07 8:33:41 am reply quote 0

If they didn't like the Teddy Bear, they probably will not appreciate a Piggy Bank.

53 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:34:05 am reply quote 1

This town needs an enema!

54 Cato the Elder  11/30/07 8:34:24 am reply quote 0

Totally off topic: There is an organization called "Avaaz" that is doing a poll on the post-Annapolis chances for Middle East "peace".

[Link: avaaz-annapolis.questionpro.com...]

or

[Link: www.avaaz.org...]

So far the results seem to be dominated by moonbats. For one example, 47% of the respondents think the Arab League should be a mediator in the "peace negotiations". And of course about 90% of them think it should be the UN.

Please go take the poll and let's hope we can balance the responses a little bit.

Thanks,

--Cato

55 mean Gene  11/30/07 8:34:31 am reply quote 1

Do the "moderate" Muslims leave out of seperate doors at the mosque, like they made the Israeli's do at Annapolis?

56 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:34:32 am reply quote 0

re:

57 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:34:54 am reply quote 1

Has anyone of you insensitive Islamophobic monsters yet enquired about the health of the Teddy Bear? Don't you people care?

It's unbearable!

58 Iron Fist  11/30/07 8:35:18 am reply quote 3

re:

59 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:35:32 am reply quote 0

re:

60 Sharmuta  11/30/07 8:35:32 am reply quote 4
"This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad,"

That's quite the mental stretch- naming a toy is now teaching hate. If that's the case, I suggest the people don't know one emotion from the next. They hold in contempt what they're told to desire, and to hate the infidel is to love allah. That could make almost anyone an emotional train wreak- completely twisted.

So remember- the next time you travel to a muslim country- an innocent faux pas mixed with islam can cause death.

61 sadatoni  11/30/07 8:35:39 am reply quote 1

I'm waiting for them to call for the beheading the teddy muhammed bear.

62 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:35:39 am reply quote 0

re:

63 Owl  11/30/07 8:35:58 am reply quote 0

some of them look pretty happy to me. I think it's a target rich environ.

64 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:35:59 am reply quote 0

tee hee ken

65 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:36:01 am reply quote 1

Batman OT: (it's not what you think)

ISTANBUL, Turkey (AP) - A Christian cleric who was abducted earlier this week in southeast Turkey was rescued Friday by security forces, a friend said.

Assyrian cleric Daniel Savci was rescued in the province of Batman two days after he was abducted in nearby Mardin province, Gabriel Akkurt, another Assyrian cleric, told The Associated Press.

66 Dead Sea Squirrel  11/30/07 8:36:02 am reply quote 1

The situation is so ridiculous that even some moonbats have noticed:

The Archbishop of Canterbury has led mounting criticism of Sudan following her conviction for insulting Islam. Rowan Williams launched a stinging attack on the decision, branding it "self-destructive absurdity". He said: "I can't see any justification for this at all. I think this is an absurdly disproportionate response to what is at worst a cultural faux pas. "I think that it has done the Sudanese government no credit whatever to allow this prosecution to proceed. What I see in this situation is a sort of primitivist and crude application of the law in a spirit of real insensitivity and self-destructive absurdity."

67 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:36:30 am reply quote 0

re:

68 Ojoe  11/30/07 8:36:45 am reply quote 4

It is a REALLY BIG PROBLEM that these people are NOT AFRAID of us.

In my mind it is the primary duty of western governments, to protect their citizens and civilization itself, and that now means using ordnance.

69 tfc3rid  11/30/07 8:36:45 am reply quote 1

Sick, sick people...

Today it's a a teddy bear... What next?

70 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:36:51 am reply quote 0

re:

71 swampscott  11/30/07 8:37:00 am reply quote 3

I swear to GOD that if I ever get a dog I WILL NAME HIM Mohammad! I'll even have it on his collar!

72 Occasional Reader  11/30/07 8:37:18 am reply quote 0
“Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

No beheading or stoning? This is acutally a step forward for these people. Hooray! "Freedom is the desire of every human heart", etc.

73 coquimbojoe  11/30/07 8:37:23 am reply quote 0

re: #47 BabbaZee

ISLAM VS EARTH!

That was true art!

74 beachkatie  11/30/07 8:37:30 am reply quote 0

BABBAZEE. that was funny!

75 Gmac  11/30/07 8:37:35 am reply quote 0

ROPMA

That is all.

76 tcbronc  11/30/07 8:38:06 am reply quote 1

no matter how outrageous the ROP reacts there are still left wing nuts who will defend them up untill about 10 seconds before there throats are slit in the name of alla

77 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:38:11 am reply quote 4

First they came for the teddy bears, but I wasn't a teddy bear, so I said nothing...

78 desertdweller  11/30/07 8:38:37 am reply quote 0

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

Did Rage Boy catch a flight to Khartoum?

Maybe CNN paid the bill.

79 Geepers  11/30/07 8:39:11 am reply quote 1

BoxBux Sux as Stix Hix Nix Xmas Flix

Los Angeles - Despite critical acclaim and massive promotional budgets, a wave of anti-Santa holiday pictures floundered at the box office over the Thanksgiving opening weekend, leading some entertainment industry analysts to question whether Hollywood had overestimated the American public's loathing for the Claus administration and a seemingly endless shopping season.

"I'm not sure what went wrong," said Jeff Bell of the MPAA after the release of the weekend Nielsen/EDI movie box office figures. "With all the griping you hear about the holidays, it stood to reason that people would flock to theaters for a chance to vent their hatred at that fat red fascist bastard. I blame illegal downloaders."

Whatever the reason, the financial results were grim.

"Kringle's List," starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Julia Roberts in a cautionary tale of rogue elf agents inside the North Pole's illegal Naughty and Nice wiretapping operation, led the pack of anti-Claus releases with weekend receipts of $68,500, for a $26 per-screen average. The film's take was only good for a #34 showing overall, just behind the limited arthouse re-release of the 1965 Don Knotts classic "The Incredible Mr. Limpet," but studio spokesman Rob Foulet said the film could eventually recoup its $180 million production budget through strong word-of-mouth and a new advertising campaign that downplays the film's elfin geopolitical psychodrama in favor of Miss Roberts' breasts.

80 Dead Sea Squirrel  11/30/07 8:39:33 am reply quote 2

re: #11 jamgarr

Harpe Diem (Seethe the Day)

I prefer Crape Diem (Same Shit Every Day)


/Latin not my strong suit

81 colin nelson  11/30/07 8:39:35 am reply quote 0

#40 writer mom and #43 peacekeeper

Excellent follow-ons.

You guys are on a roll!

82 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:40:03 am reply quote 0

re:

83 Occasional Reader  11/30/07 8:40:09 am reply quote 0

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84 granitebill  11/30/07 8:40:40 am reply quote 1

Those are my first thoughts when i leave church on sunday morning.... EXECUTE! EXECUTE! KILL! KILL!

85 Farang Kheemao  11/30/07 8:40:41 am reply quote 0

re: #52 gonecamping

If they didn't like the Teddy Bear, they probably will not appreciate a Piggy Bank.

Great idea! Mohammend Piggy Banks!

86 lawhawk  11/30/07 8:41:00 am reply quote 0

Islamists the world over are going to whine and seethe as they leave the mosques today. Isn't it curious how they brandish the knives and scream for vengance on Fridays after every slightest affront.

Heck, the woman didn't even name the frickin' bear. Her students did. This trumped up crime and punishment shows just how insecure the Islamists are - but it's effective. Killing in the name of Islam is a protected right. It gets results. And the Islamists spread their messages of hatred and subjugation of all non Muslims (and all Muslims who aren't as Islamist as they are).

87 desertdweller  11/30/07 8:41:18 am reply quote 0

re: #57 WriterMom

Has anyone of you insensitive Islamophobic monsters yet enquired about the health of the Teddy Bear? Don't you people care?

It's unbearable!

It's safe, and for sale on ebay.

88 PowerFlip  11/30/07 8:41:19 am reply quote 0

Don't any of these people have anything better to do?

Honestly, don't they have any household projects going on, maybe they could attend to their family's social needs, or even read a book or watch TV or something?

89 BabbaZee  11/30/07 8:41:23 am reply quote 0

#73 coquimbojoe
&
#74 beachkatie


thanks! glad you like them.

I made a bunch of them but they are all old now

90 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:41:51 am reply quote 0

Speaking of which what does Andrew Sullivan have to say about this? I'm sure he'd love a teddy bear named Mohammed...

...actually he quotes something pretty funny, in an icky sort of way. (Don't say I didn't warn you.)

91 jamgarr  11/30/07 8:42:06 am reply quote 0

re: #80 Dead Sea Squirrel

re: #11 jamgarr


Harpe Diem (Seethe the Day)

I prefer Crape Diem (Same Shit Every Day)


/Latin not my strong suit

Either one is true.

92 wahabicorridor  11/30/07 8:42:07 am reply quote 2

What we would like to see from the Brits but won't.

Dear Sudanese state barbarians,

"In Britain, we have a tradition of protecting our citizens (rather than murdering them using deniable militias); indeed, we have mounted monumentally expensive expeditions for the sole purpose of doing just that. So here's the beef...

"Let our countrywoman go, right fucking now, or we will immediately cease all aid for the next year. This will cost you about £113 million. There will be no relenting and you can just fucking starve: besides, why the fuck the British taxpayers are spending £5.7 million on Governance Support on your mass-murdering, genocidal junta anyway, I just don't know.

"By the way, you know how we are pulling troops out of Iraq? Well, no one wants to be hasty but there are a hell of a lot of people in Britain clamouring for us to 'do something' about the massacres in Darfur. Just saying is all.

"Now she'd better be on the next flight, or we'll get all 21st century weapons tech on your arse."

And, let's face it, even that could be phrased more bluntly.

93 rnf  11/30/07 8:42:27 am reply quote 1

Do these lunatics think Mohammed is so insecure in his holiness that a foreigner's innocent mistake is somehow threatening to him? This kind of reaction insults Mohammed more than Gillam ever did.

94 Ma Sands  11/30/07 8:42:29 am reply quote 0

I cannot tell you how happy I was yesterday, to hear the report of this debacle come to a close, with no more mention of "40 lashes"......I see from the above article that I assumed correctly, that it was dropped. As to deportation, that can only be good until a change is effected in the "temperature" of Sudan, and of the whole Islam mess. I tremble to think of what may have happened to her in "prison" though....

95 Ojoe  11/30/07 8:42:57 am reply quote 0

re:

96 Quiller  11/30/07 8:43:19 am reply quote 1

Any reason for some blood I guess. I wonder what the UK's aid to this country is annually? “Shame, shame on the U.K.,”

97 WriterMom  11/30/07 8:43:20 am reply quote 0

re:

98 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  11/30/07 8:43:21 am reply quote 0

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

Did Rage Boy catch a flight to Khartoum?

I think Rage Boy is an islamic franchise - I'm sure there's a rep in Khartoum.

99 Owl  11/30/07 8:43:32 am reply quote 0

re:

100 rawmuse  11/30/07 8:44:55 am reply quote 3

Take a good look, they'll all be driving cabs in Minneapolis next week.

101 Dead Sea Squirrel  11/30/07 8:45:08 am reply quote 5

re: #53 Peacekeeper

This town needs an enema!

The enema of my enemy is my friend.

102 Mosin Nagant  11/30/07 8:45:44 am reply quote 2

Will this women be any safer back home in Britain?There are more crazys there then Sudan.

103 Kenneth  11/30/07 8:47:33 am reply quote 0

Latin lesson for the day,

Constans faeces, diversus dium

(you can probably figure out what it means)

104 BLBfootballs  11/30/07 8:47:42 am reply quote 0

Is there not something sickeningly creepy about all the people smiling while demanding that a woman be killed?

105 LockandLoad  11/30/07 8:47:51 am reply quote 0

I really am not just trying to be a jerk, but why is it that all these dogooders seem so shocked when they get the real deal in these muslim lands. What no kids to educate in GB?

106 medaura18586  11/30/07 8:48:09 am reply quote 1

When even someone as confrontational and nonsense-intolerant as Giuliani felt it appropriate to pay lip service to the PC crowd by moderating his statements in the debate, calling Islam a great religion hijacked by a small number of nuts,... that's an indicator of how deep inside its ass the mainstream opinion's head lies.

Americans are lucky to live where they do, and that has started to make them too complacent. Little respect for the freedoms they are blessed with. It's a sad state of affairs. ....sighs

107 Sakublock  11/30/07 8:49:06 am reply quote 1

re: #71 swampscott

I swear to GOD that if I ever get a dog I WILL NAME HIM Mohammad! I'll even have it on his collar!

Please be nice to animals!

108 Peacekeeper  11/30/07 8:49:30 am reply quote 0

re: #101 Dead Sea Squirrel

re: #53 Peacekeeper


This town needs an enema!

The enema of my enemy is my friend.

Such a wise squirrel.

109 samsgran1948  11/30/07 8:50:34 am reply quote 3

The operative words of the story are:

The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons

How many news stories originating in Muslim countries have we seen start out with those words? How often do we read stories that start out: Hundreds of thousands of protesting rioters spilled out of Sunday morning church services? Or hundreds of thousands of rioting protesters poured out of Bhuddist temples? Or hundreds of thousands rioting protesters poured out of shul following Sabbath services?

These people are not people. They are animals masquerading as people, and the imams are responsible. For the sake of maintaining their power, the imams whip these ignorant, superstitious thugs into a frenzy, then send them out to murder, loot and burn.

110 Maximu§  11/30/07 8:52:14 am reply quote 0

How about the British military showing some BALLS and whopping that murdering mob with an airstrike.....cluster munitions followed up with FAE's should do the trick.

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

111 cookielady  11/30/07 8:52:25 am reply quote 1

re: #14 Iron Fist

Target rich environment. You could cluster bomb the area and not kill one innocent civillian.

Love it, love it, love it, love it, cannot TELL you how much I love it!

Iron Fist for SoD!

112 SlothB77  11/30/07 8:52:45 am reply quote 0

re: #27 buzzsawmonkey

re: #23 SlothB77

Oh, that ten seconds.

watch out, i am fast.

113 Pyrocles  11/30/07 8:53:14 am reply quote 0

re: #72 Occasional Reader

“Kill her, kill her by firing squad.”

No beheading or stoning? This is acutally a step forward for these people. Hooray! "Freedom is the desire of every human heart", etc.

LOL, how "progressive" of them to move beyond the "stone" age!

114 buzzsawmonkey  11/30/07 8:53:28 am reply quote 4

Teddy Bear Seething
--to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic

If you go to the Sudan today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go to the Sudan today
You'd better go in disguise.
For angry Muslims from everywhere
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day chosen for Teddy Bear Seething.

Chorus:
Seething over teddy bears,
The Janjaweed are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them riot on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
After they've rioted over teddy bears.

If you go to the Sudan today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely in the Sudan, they say,
But safer to stay at home.
For angry Muslims from everywhere
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day chosen for Teddy Bear Seething.

Chorus

Every rioter that has been good
Is hoping that there will be
A chance for some mob justice to
Inflict a death penalty
Before the camera, as the world sees
They'll shout and stomp as long as they please
Today's the day that's chosen for Teddy Bear Seething.

Chorus

115 Quiller  11/30/07 8:53:59 am reply quote 0

re: #109 samsgran1948

The operative words of the story are:

The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons, as pickup trucks with loudspeakers blared messages against Gillian Gibbons

Great, Fridays ought to be banned. These effers take a good day and turn it ugly. Happy Friday everybody!

116 tfc3rid  11/30/07 8:54:55 am reply quote 0

re: #99 Owl

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117 Occasional Reader  11/30/07 8:55:45 am reply quote 0

re: #102 Mosin Nagant

Will this women be any safer back home in Britain?There are more crazys there then Sudan.

Very good point.

Sadly, her life as she knew is probably over, for the forseeable future. She will have to go into hiding, even once back in the UK.

118 Ma Sands  11/30/07 8:56:17 am reply quote 2

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119 bodrules  11/30/07 8:56:36 am reply quote 2

Thank you for calling the Foreign Office Condemnation Hotline. Your swivel-eyed, irrational complaint is important to us, so we've introduced an automated system to handle your frothing rage more effectively.

Before you select an option, you should know that calls cost £5/minute and may be recorded, replayed and mocked for entertainment purposes. When you hear the option you require, mash the relevant number with your balled, angry fist.

Dial #1 if you're French, and want to harangue someone about Waterloo
Dial #2 if Gordon Brown makes you want to lose your lunch
Dial #3 if you've got a vague air of grievance and want to torch your local British embassy
Dial #4 if you went abroad and someone looked at you funny
Dial #5 if you've been 'unjustly' arrested for destroying Vilnius on a stag weekend
Dial #6 if you don’t like the fact that the British people don’t like the EU
Dial #7 if some of 'them' have moved in next door
Dial #8 if you can't buy Weetabix abroad
Dial #9 if you're the Sudanese dictator err President and want to suck up to hard line islamofascists

You've chosen #9. You now have three further options.

Dial #1 to sod off
Dial #2 to realise that nobody knows who the hell you are
Dial #3 to order your Bumper Protest Box, consisting of fifteen flammable Union Jacks, two clumsily-made effigies that could be Gillian Gibbons but could just as easily be Rolf Harris, twenty copies of 'The Satanic Verses' with the naughty bits in nice big type and a Book of Mad Things to Chant at the TV Cameras.

120 Teacake!  11/30/07 8:56:53 am reply quote 0

Teddys are cuddly and lovable, no wonder they are offended!

121 Venezuela lover  11/30/07 8:57:04 am reply quote 0

Its not like the bear was thrown like a koran down the commode. Lighten up and look at some cartoons, you dorks.

I have started naming all my pets and objects "Mo" starting with my dog and fish. I want to convince the hog farmer down the road to name the pigs Mo Ham 1, Mo Ham 2, Mo Ham 3, etc.

122 Dead Sea Squirrel  11/30/07 8:57:42 am reply quote 2

re: #108 Peacekeeper

re: #101 Dead Sea Squirrel

re: #53 Peacekeeper


This town needs an enema!


The enema of my enemy is my friend.

Such a wise squirrel.

Let's not forget what inspired the imagery in the first place:

"The protesters streamed out of mosques after Friday sermons."

123 SlothB77  11/30/07 8:57:48 am reply quote 0

does this woman has an isolated cell? i was thinking, what if they just stuck her in there with a bunch of men sympathetic to the seething masses? they would just shank her in the jail.

124 RickZ  11/30/07 8:58:05 am reply quote 0

re: #13 FQ Kafir

No tolerance. The dreaded Teddy Bear Of Blasphemy.

Sheesh.

Goes right along with the dreaded Ham Steak of Hate.

125 cookielady  11/30/07 8:58:05 am reply quote 0
"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. But we welcome imprisonment and expulsion," the cleric, Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, a well-known hard-liner, told worshippers.

Blood-thirs