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Thu Dec 13, 2007 at 11:48 am PST • Views: 146

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn’t do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said “Cut it out!”

— Steven Wright

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