Please link something funny today.....

so many links, so little time!

Comments, Spinoff links, RSS feeds, chat room -- Who needs DIGG? LGF is no longer a blog, but a portal.

Hey Zionist oppressors, I changed my mind.

I want to trade exclusively in US Dollars again.

re: #1 coquimbojoe

Please link something funny today.....

Done.

Oh how I miss the 90's......I like the sound of President Obama.

Not sure what to think.

WASHINGTON - A high school track star has been disqualified from a meet because officials said the custom-made outfit she wears to conform to her Muslim faith violated competition rules.

Juashaunna Kelly, a senior at the District of Columbia's Theodore Roosevelt High School, has the fastest mile and 2-mile times of any girl runner in the city this winter. She was disqualified from Saturday's Montgomery Invitational indoor track and field meet.

Kelly was wearing the same uniform she has worn for three seasons while running for Theodore Roosevelt's cross-country and track teams. The custom-made, one-piece blue and orange unitard covers her head, arms, torso and legs. Over the unitard, she wears the same orange and blue T-shirt and shorts as her teammates.

The outfit allows her to compete while adhering to her Muslim faith, which forbids displaying any skin other than her face and hands.

"It's not special," Kelly said. "It doesn't make me perform better."

But meet director Tom Rogers said Kelly's uniform violated rules of the National Federation of State High School Associations, which sanctioned the event. Uniforms are required to be "a single-solid color and unadorned, except for a single school name or insignia no more than 2 1/4 inches," he said.

SNIP

re: #5 jcm

Thank you I just watched that the first time last week. Brilliant.

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

re: #8 coquimbojoe

re: #5 jcm

Thank you I just watched that the first time last week. Brilliant.

Great humor stands the test of time.

At least they didn't show a photo of the sex toy that caused the bomb threat.

Compare that with this story about prostate cancer tests and newly identified genetic risk factors.

re: #9 MandyManners

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

Mandy! Where have you been lately? hope all is well.

It's like Show and Tell........only different!

re: #9 MandyManners

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

You mean like by this bitch?

re: #7 MandyManners

Special treatment goes along great until someone actually wants to enforce the rules.

Hey Kids...

Stooopit busy here today. I still have to go to Boston. :~(

See youse guys tomorrow.

re: #7 MandyManners

I choose our rules not Islamic rule! never submit

Everybody, go back to the spinoffs for last thread and give a "plus" vote to "Obama's cousin accused of ethnic cleansing."

Unbelievable! The politician behind Kenya's recent massacres -- which include forced circumcisions of men and women, by the way (hmmm, what kind of people would do that?) -- is Obama's cousin!

re: #14 HugoChavez

re: #9 MandyManners

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

You mean like by this bitch?

That's gotta be photoshopped. I mean look at the size of you ugly gourd....

re: #14 HugoChavez

re: #9 MandyManners

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

You mean like by this bitch?

Is that a nuke in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

re: #16 loppyd

Bye Loppyd

re: #12 coquimbojoe

Busy, busy, busy.

re: #14 HugoChavez

re: #9 MandyManners

re: #6 HugoChavez

You been bitch-slapped lately?

You mean like by this bitch?

Hugo, stop stealing chins. Poor Bashir.

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

re: #17 akak

re: #7 MandyManners

I choose our rules not Islamic rule! never submit

Well, she is the team's fastest. And, does it really hurt anyone for her to abide by her religion's rules? She's not imposing them on anyone else.

Zimbabwe printing a 10 million bill isn't weird. It's simply the product of a corruptocrat who has no idea of economic theories like supply and demand. He wants 10,000% inflation? He's getting it.

Chavez is next.

Rejoice, Y'all:

Higher Oil Output
Seen Lifting Iraqi Growth

[Link: uk.reuters.com...]

Good News, Win Win for us and Iraqis.

re: #26 lawhawk

Zimbabwe printing a 10 million bill isn't weird. It's simply the product of a corruptocrat who has no idea of economic theories like supply and demand. He wants 10,000% inflation? He's getting it.

Chavez is next.

See my #4

re: #24 HugoChavez

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

What size bra do you wear?

re: #26 lawhawk

Zimbabwe printing a 10 million bill isn't weird. It's simply the product of a corruptocrat who has no idea of economic theories like supply and demand. He wants 10,000% inflation? He's getting it.

Chavez is next.

Historically such actions precede either revolution or war. With the current regime getting the short end of the stick.

re: #24 HugoChavez

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

Oh, and is that eye shadow Maybelline or Cover Girl?

re: #29 MandyManners

re: #24 HugoChavez

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

What size bra do you wear?

He didn't like his present I brought to the hospital.

re: #18 zombie

which include forced circumcisions of men and women, by the way (hmmm, what kind of people would do that?)

By circumcisions of women, I presume they meant FGM.

Lizards rock !

re: #18 zombie

Everybody, go back to the spinoffs for last thread and give a "plus" vote to "Obama's cousin accused of ethnic cleansing."

Unbelievable! The politician behind Kenya's recent massacres -- which include forced circumcisions of men and women, by the way (hmmm, what kind of people would do that?) -- is Obama's cousin!

Will do. That's bizarre.

Indiana Voters May Send Second Muslim to Congress

re: #25 MandyManners

re: #17 akak

re: #7 MandyManners

I choose our rules not Islamic rule! never submit

Well, she is the team's fastest. And, does it really hurt anyone for her to abide by her religion's rules? She's not imposing them on anyone else.

Thats just the thing. She is imposing them. Sure, it seems harmless enough, then next time, she asks for a little more, then a little more. Once a precedent has been set for providing special treatment in one case, it becomes harder and harder the next time.

re: #18 zombie

Thanks Zombie. I find it appalling the length that the media will go to ignore huge news when it concerns Democrats. Thanks to Charles, there is a way to run around the media and get some of this news out. This is shocking stuff.

Those missionaries sure got this thing right.

Reason: The Websense category "Racism and Hate" is filtered.
Web page: [Link: antiracistblog.blogspot.com...] html

re: #37 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #25 MandyManners

re: #17 akak

re: #7 MandyManners
I choose our rules not Islamic rule! never submit

Well, she is the team's fastest. And, does it really hurt anyone for her to abide by her religion's rules? She's not imposing them on anyone else.

Thats just the thing. She is imposing them. Sure, it seems harmless enough, then next time, she asks for a little more, then a little more. Once a precedent has been set for providing special treatment in one case, it becomes harder and harder the next time.

I'm struggling on this. She is NOT imposing the uniform on anyone other than herself. What if it were a girl whose religion dictated that she wears a skirt? A Jewish boy who wore a yamulke?

I love chocolate!

re: #24 HugoChavez

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

No, bitch, he likes you smooth and hairless. And tape up that tiny guebo if you are gonna wear those panties.

re: #33 Silhouette

re: #18 zombie

which include forced circumcisions of men and women, by the way (hmmm, what kind of people would do that?)

By circumcisions of women, I presume they meant FGM.

Yup.

re: #32 HugoChavez

re: #29 MandyManners

re: #24 HugoChavez

Do you like my new hair Uncle Fidel?

What size bra do you wear?

He didn't like his present I brought to the hospital.

I'm surprised you made it past the nurses' station with that sign.

Reason: The Websense category "Racism and Hate" is filtered.
Web page: [Link: antiracistblog.blogspot.com...] html

Does this make sense?

re: #39 HugoChavez

Those missionaries sure got this thing right.

Oh, no. You didn't just post that.

Zombie,

be careful of incendiary stories on the web. I have been following this crisis pretty closely, here is my latest, and I haven't heard anything about this. Even if true, you are still trying to make guilt by association. How close is this cousin? Should we really blame Obama for his actions, which as of yet are unconfirmed.

I think there is a legitimate way to bring Obama down to size. Here is my analysis.

re: #18 zombie

zombie,

How can you possibly claim that Rushdie's Satanic Verses, his only novel explicitly mentioned in your linked article, is an "obscure novel?" Were you being sarcastic?

re: #30 jcm

re: #26 lawhawk

Zimbabwe printing a 10 million bill isn't weird. It's simply the product of a corruptocrat who has no idea of economic theories like supply and demand. He wants 10,000% inflation? He's getting it.

Chavez is next.

Historically such actions precede either revolution or war. With the current regime getting the short end of the stick.

god bless america.

re: #25 MandyManners

re: #25 MandyManners

re: #17 akak

re: #7 MandyManners

Well, she is the team's fastest. And, does it really hurt anyone for her to abide by her religion's rules? She's not imposing them on anyone else.

lol no no not imposing on anyone else

RIP Judah Folkman, Cancer Warrior
Link is to a 1-hour NOVA program on his sometimes solitary quest to prove his hunch: that cancers cause the body to adapt and grow blood vessels to support the cancer.

Died yesterday.

re: #41 MandyManners

re: #37 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #25 MandyManners

re: #17 akak

re: #7 MandyManners
I choose our rules not Islamic rule! never submit

Well, she is the team's fastest. And, does it really hurt anyone for her to abide by her religion's rules? She's not imposing them on anyone else.

Thats just the thing. She is imposing them. Sure, it seems harmless enough, then next time, she asks for a little more, then a little more. Once a precedent has been set for providing special treatment in one case, it becomes harder and harder the next time.

I'm struggling on this. She is NOT imposing the uniform on anyone other than herself. What if it were a girl whose religion dictated that she wears a skirt? A Jewish boy who wore a yamulke?

The rules state what the uniform can be. The day of the event is not the time to try and get by and start whining about it. Her coaches should have known the rules and either planned in advance to let the event staff think about it or tell her she would have to choose.

I said, move it to the LEFT, bitch or it's Guantanamo for you!

Sale on Mezuzahs at the Zionist Mall

She is woman hear her roar.

Would anybody be surprised to find out that this "campaign" was only one phone call?

CAIR-OH: Alleged Phone Campaign Against Mosque

re: #11 lawhawk

Someone might be missing that package.

One more thing, Charles:

Sometimes I open one of those links, and want so much to comment, and discuss it with Lizards......and cannot, because threads can't come off those links unless you decide to capture one and put it out here on the home page.....

re: #56 BuddyG

She is woman hear her roar.

/socialist sock puppet off

Oh yeah baby! That's my kind of woman. She could handle my big gun anytime .

/back to your regularly scheduled socialist utopia.

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

This has not been a problem for three years and it wasn't a problem at last year's meet, why is it a problem now? If it's just about the multi-colored top, she should just wear the white t-shirt under the team's shirt. However, what if this slows her up?

re: #60 HugoChavez

re: #56 BuddyG

She is woman hear her roar.

/socialist sock puppet off

Oh yeah baby! That's my kind of woman. She could handle my big gun anytime .

/back to your regularly scheduled socialist utopia.

She'd tear your big gun away and use it to beat the snot out of you.

Another awesome woman

Re: Speaker at banquet honoring Brown apologizes for racial joke. Via Drudge.

Okay, guy makes a racial joke that was uncalled for and fell flat.

NO mention of his party affiliation (Dem) in the article.

But yesterday a lawmaker from 1987 said something and Republican was posted all over the place. What gives?

Moroccan Muslim PM in Dutch parliament tells native Dutch that they are the immigrants and that they should convert to Islam or shut up.

re: #61 MandyManners

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

This has not been a problem for three years and it wasn't a problem at last year's meet, why is it a problem now? If it's just about the multi-colored top, she should just wear the white t-shirt under the team's shirt. However, what if this slows her up?

I dont know enough about the particulars to say. I do know that CAIR and the MSM will use this to show the "Plight and Intolerance directed against Muslim"s and hide or obscure any information which could show differently.

Hey everybody, Nihad Awad has three simple steps to Mideast peace. Why didn't we think to use "tough love?" (Does CAIR belong to AA?)

But what can any president or candidate do to change this situation?

First, he or she needs to clearly define America's interests and explain that our interests are not always in complete alignment with those of Israel.

Second, any domestic supporter of Israel should use tough love to explain to that nation's leaders why uncritical American support for the continued occupation and humiliation of the Palestinian people will inevitably lead to universal recognition that the term "Apartheid" is applicable after all.

And finally, elected officials and candidates for public office should be ready to speak these truths to the American public, and to resist the temptation to take the safe path of pandering to a powerful domestic lobby that has skewed our Middle East policy for too long.

re: #65 Lively

Its the MSM

re: #67 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #61 MandyManners

re: #53 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

This has not been a problem for three years and it wasn't a problem at last year's meet, why is it a problem now? If it's just about the multi-colored top, she should just wear the white t-shirt under the team's shirt. However, what if this slows her up?

I dont know enough about the particulars to say. I do know that CAIR and the MSM will use this to show the "Plight and Intolerance directed against Muslim"s and hide or obscure any information which could show differently.

I give up.

Hey Ringo, thanks for the music video. I grew up in an Italian American neighborhood and this was part of the soundtrack of my early years. Thanks for reminding me, I will call my mother now!

Bad driving link du jour

re: #66 derkrieger

Moroccan Muslim PM in Dutch parliament tells native Dutch that they are the immigrants and that they should convert to Islam or shut up.

She doesn't even know what "immigrant" means.

re: #73 ploome hineni

You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

re: #72 Peacekeeper

Bad driving link du jour

Oh, my goodness. That's horrific.

re: #76 ploome hineni

Natives who wonder into a largely immigrant neighborhood are still natives.

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni

You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?

and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

re: #77 MandyManners
Yes it is. Which is my tutorial for the day. You gotta watch out behind you.

re: #65 Lively

Re: Speaker at banquet honoring Brown apologizes for racial joke. Via Drudge.

Okay, guy makes a racial joke that was uncalled for and fell flat.

NO mention of his party affiliation (Dem) in the article.

But yesterday a lawmaker from 1987 said something and Republican was posted all over the place. What gives?

Its called the MSM Bible, page 1

Commandment # 1> If the story makes Bush and/ or any republican look the least bit bad, print on PAGE 1 above the fold.

Commandment #2> If the story in any way deals with a democrat that did something wrong, illegal and/ or immoral, put it on page 36, lower right corner, and do NOT mention party affiliation!

As long as you obey those 2 MSM commandments, you will have a long and proslerous career in journalism

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

prosperous ,,,, PIMF

More GREAT news.....

American Forces Nab Another Iraq Insurgency Leader

re: #81 Peacekeeper

re: #77 MandyManners
Yes it is. Which is my tutorial for the day. You gotta watch out behind you.

You can't do shit about what's coming behind you.

re: #11 lawhawk

And they showed that...why?

re: #83 Alouette

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

I thought they only went skyclad during rituals so, that's a no-go.

re: #83 Alouette

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Have you seen your average wiccan nowadays? Running is not in their vocabulary.

My opinion is, you dont cater to anyone. If you want to participate in a certain event, play by the rules or take your ball and gome home. Everyone sets aside their baggage and play ball together. Dont like it? No one is forcing you to play and no one is stopping you from getting together with others who share your beliefs and setting up your own game.

re: #83 Alouette

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

And Dominatrixes can run in their leather. That whip could be a very effective vote getting tool.

re: #87 MandyManners

Actually you can sometimes. I was caught napping one day when a honda went spinning down the snow covered highway in front of me. I slowed carefully behind him and was laughing at the scared expression on his face when I got tagged from behind. I had room in front to creat more space but I wasn't watching my mirror. My bad.

re: #87 MandyManners

You can get out of the way, if you leave some space to pull out . Nevermind.

re: #90 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So, certain Jews, Christians and Muslim women should be excluded from a state-sponsored sport which can provide college scholarhsips?

re: #92 Peter2Feathers

There are exceptions.

re: #90 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My opinion is, you dont cater to anyone. If you want to participate in a certain event, play by the rules or take your ball and gome home. Everyone sets aside their baggage and play ball together. Dont like it? No one is forcing you to play and no one is stopping you from getting together with others who share your beliefs and setting up your own game.

'Zactly. But why bother when you can get to play the victim (even more fun than playing sports), get a lot of press, and maybe even a hefty law suit.

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?

I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

Yeah, especially with the current crop of candidates.
Ewwww.

re: #93 Peacekeeper

The poor sap in the video had no chance.

re: #97 buzzsawmonkey

re: #91 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

And Dominatrixes can run in their leather.

"I intend to thoroughly beat my opposition!"

LOL

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?
I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

Yeah, especially with the current crop of candidates.
Ewwww.

You don't wanna' see Ron Paul nekkid?

re: #102 MandyManners

Man, I'm sick.

re: #100 MandyManners

re: #93 Peacekeeper

The poor sap in the video had no chance.

hell ,,, with the havoc and debris that crash caused, without the video I wonder if they would have ever known there was a small car involved!

re: #102 MandyManners

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?
I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

Yeah, especially with the current crop of candidates.
Ewwww.

You don't wanna' see Ron Paul nekkid?

Nawwww. I'd either go insane or laugh myself silly.

re: #103 buzzsawmonkey

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Given the adipose tissue of many of the candidates, it does give new meaning to the admonition "don't get in a flap."

Bet Rudy doesn't have any.

re: #102 MandyManners

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?
I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

Yeah, especially with the current crop of candidates.
Ewwww.

You don't wanna' see Ron Paul nekkid?

NOOO ,,, But I wouldn't mind seeing "more" of Kucinich's wife !

re: #103 buzzsawmonkey

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Given the adipose tissue of many of the candidates, it does give new meaning to the admonition "don't get in a flap."

ROFL

Nice wordsmithing, btw.

re: #105 sattv4u2

re: #100 MandyManners

re: #93 Peacekeeper

The poor sap in the video had no chance.

hell ,,, with the havoc and debris that crash caused, without the video I wonder if they would have ever known there was a small car involved!

The video got to me.

re: #106 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I'd run screaming.

re: #89 MandyManners

I think the coach should have made her aware of the rules, no matter what had been allowed the year before. I was in a hundred drill competitions and it would always depend on the judges that day*. You had to have everything right to make any of them happy.

*We had one judge that actually whipped out a measuring tape and made sure all of our socks were folded once in an exactly two inch fold. Come on! One year I got away with fingernail polish, and one I was disqualified because of it. AND IT WAS CLEAR POLISH!

She could practice her religion in a one toned body suit just as easily as the two toned. It is not a western oppression of this woman's religious beliefs. Just a lax coach.

And lax runner. I'm sure she read the rules from pg 1 as well.

re: #108 sattv4u2

Or, Fred's.

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?

I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

True story: I'm 'skyclad' under these clothes, right now.

re: #90 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #83 Alouette

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Have you seen your average wiccan nowadays? Running is not in their vocabulary.

My opinion is, you dont cater to anyone. If you want to participate in a certain event, play by the rules or take your ball and gome home. Everyone sets aside their baggage and play ball together. Dont like it? No one is forcing you to play and no one is stopping you from getting together with others who share your beliefs and setting up your own game.

Exactly!

re: #94 MandyManners

re: #90 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So, certain Jews, Christians and Muslim women should be excluded from a state-sponsored sport which can provide college scholarhsips?

The hijab is not required by the Koran. So this girl puts forth a false argument to begin with. No one excluded her from the competition. She excluded herself.

re: #112 m

All she needed to do was to cover the top with a white shirt. I don't get the issue after that.

The casino caucus sites will remain!
Judge just upheld the rule.

re: #116 ciaospirit

re: #94 MandyManners

re: #90 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So, certain Jews, Christians and Muslim women should be excluded from a state-sponsored sport which can provide college scholarhsips?

The hijab is not required by the Koran. So this girl puts forth a false argument to begin with. No one excluded her from the competition. She excluded herself.

It went beyond the hood. But, if I were in her shoes, I would've covered my top with the shirt.

Hamas and Islamic Millenarianism: What the West Doesn't Recognize
by Paul Landau

Some 20 years after its founding, the Palestinian organization Hamas remains little understood in the West. Although it is invoked nearly daily in the media, it has been the subject of only a very small number of serious studies. The most common error made by observers in considering contemporary Islamist movements -- and notably, Hamas -- is that of attempting to grasp them in terms of concepts and modes of thought that are proper to the West. Most western analyses of the phenomenon of Islamism tend to underestimate or even obscure a fundamental element that is common to all the various Islamist currents and organizations: namely, the role of specifically Muslim religious beliefs and, more precisely, of Islamic eschatology.

a must read essay

Hey [[Savage]]! Whassup my friend?!

re: #117 MandyManners

All I had to do was get the fingernail polish off quickly~ you would think that would work... I gotta "no". It is apparently not that easy.

My drill instructor was sooooooooo pissed at me!

re: #122 savage_nation

You get a new rig?

re: #122 savage_nation

Are you talking about the Dutch adult or the American child?

Savage! Geeze!

re: the runner
She's getting more attention not being allowed to participate in this race~ if it's recruiter's attention she is after, I am sure she got it.

This is a good sign for Republican presidential prospects. Security-hawk Democrats who vote Republican to fight militant Islam will be a key constituency we need to win this one. It's a good, interesting read from that perspective.

re: #117 MandyManners,

Trying to show the kafir who's #1 in the world. I don't feel sorry for her in the least.

I'm outta' here.

re: #131 savage_nation

going through the chicken coops with a banged up truck is always fun.

re: #135 Rodan

re: #130 FoolsMate

Yup.
There are Democrats who are anti-Islamist.
They realize Jihadism isn't a Progressive force.
However the Democrats right now are controlled by the Pro-Jihad Left.
They view Islam-ism as a 3rd world revolutionary forcevoting block.

Fixed that for ya!

Just heard on Rush:
You could vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

re: #135 Rodan

re: #138 newsjunkie_ky

Just heard on Rush:
You could vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Well- he does read LGF.

oops

"they are good people"

Can't believe he said that, and as the jihad goes so does pandering.

re: #141 Sharmuta

re: #138 newsjunkie_ky

Just heard on Rush:
You could vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Well- he does read LGF.

Really? RUSH can I write jokes for you?

Muslim tart? I love baklava!

/fat chance

The Republican campaign is a sideshow-check back later for real news. The blood letting is in the Hillary Obama furball.

re: #136 bulwrk

Like a have a great big INSPECT ME sign hanging on the grill.

After the first, when you you the "PARK BRING PAPERS" sign, you bring the paper work and show 'em.

In WA if a rig had a full check in the last 3 months it gets a free pass. *at least that was rules when I was doing it*

re: #147 buzzsawmonkey

Rush, I am definitely funnier than him.

Posted this in Links, but a seal from the first temple in Jerusalem has been found. Muslims seething to begin soon.

5,000 spinoff links... and not one (that I've seen) about Brittany Spears. I'm proud of the lizard community.

re: #146 song_and_dance_man

John McCain’s “straight talk express” is miraculously out of the ditch and back on the road to the White House, thanks primarily to liberal and moderate non-Republican voters in New Hampshire, who apparently can’t resist the “straight talk” Kool-Aid dispensed by McCain and served by sympathetic members of mainstream media.

Goodness gracious, doesn't that just piss you off something fierce?

re: #141 Sharmuta

re: #138 newsjunkie_ky

Just heard on Rush:
You could vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Well- he does read LGF.

If the hildabeast gets the nomination, I think I'll use this as my email signature.

Cool old pic (July 1939) of folks on the porch of a country store in Gordonton, NC (looks like about 50 miles northwest of Raleigh)...

re: #153 Lizard by the Bay

5,000 spinoff links... and not one (that I've seen) about Brittany Spears. I'm proud of the lizard community.

Here comes the spears-o-lanche. Please keep the crotch shots to a minimum, this is a family site.....

re: #138 newsjunkie_ky

Just heard on Rush:
You could vote for Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

But even funnier, it was a parody where it was Ross Perot saying it.
:D

re: #11 lawhawk

At least they didn't show a photo of the sex toy that caused the bomb threat.

That's funny. I was going to complain that they DIDN'T post a pic. :)

Rabbit?
Dildo?

Inquiring minds want to know.

re: #153 Lizard by the Bay

5,000 spinoff links... and not one (that I've seen) about Brittany Spears. I'm proud of the lizard community.

Heh

re: #156 buzzsawmonkey

re: #150 song_and_dance_man

re: #147 buzzsawmonkey

Gregorian Vegans?

I
have thought for some time that monasteries might consider taking a
leaf from the Indian reservations and use casino gambling as a means to
support themselves.

Come on, admit it--could you resist a casino called Gregorian Chance?

Some monastaries brew beer, the Christian Brothers make wine, so why not?

re: #157 christheprofessor

Cool old pic (July 1939) of folks on the porch of a country store in Gordonton, NC (looks like about 50 miles northwest of Raleigh)...

Great pic.

re: #157 christheprofessor

Cool old pic (July 1939) of folks on the porch of a country store in Gordonton, NC (looks like about 50 miles northwest of Raleigh)...

i love photography like this.
look at those trees used as porch posts.

re: #156 buzzsawmonkey

Gregorian Chance?

:-)

re: #154 coquimbojoe

re: #146 song_and_dance_man

John McCain’s “straight talk express” is miraculously out of the ditch and back on the road to the White House, thanks primarily to liberal and moderate non-Republican voters in New Hampshire, who apparently can’t resist the “straight talk” Kool-Aid dispensed by McCain and served by sympathetic members of mainstream media.

Goodness gracious, doesn't that just piss you off something fierce?

WILL NEVER VOTE FOR JOHN McCAIN! NEVER!

re: #158 buzzsawmonkey

re: #151 Peacekeeper

re: #147 buzzsawmonkey

Rush, I am definitely funnier than him.

No, you're not.
Yes I am.

re: #164 Peacekeeper

Yes, but are you willing to spin it off? :P

re: #166 coquimbojoe

re: #167 nyc redneck

It is a cool pic -- just made it my desktop. Lots of really cool old pics at Shorpy... Great place to waste a few hours...

re: #161 song_and_dance_man

re: #154 coquimbojoe

Dishonesty hardly hurts a politician if what is lied about is acceptable to the constituents.

That's darn near a very memorable quote. Some deep thinking right there. No sarc tag, its a great point.

re: #157 christheprofessor

gas twenty two cents a gallon, nice.

Hillary Clinton goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. Hillary opens the door, about to leave by herself, when the bartender stops her suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" Hillary turns around , "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe

re: #176 bulwrk

re: #157 christheprofessor

gas twenty two cents a gallon, nice.

My father, who is 87, says he can remember getting 11 gallons for a dollar...

Jeebus, did anybody link this piece at the American Thinker yet?

Obama and Israel

I thought maybe Obama was just a decent character with empty rhetoric. Turns out he's a flat-out lefty loon in statesman's clothing. Jimmy Carter and John Kerry's policy people are advising him on Israel!

The armies of darkness are on the march again... G-d save us from this fool.

Force Protection Inc.'s Corporate Overview

I get a bit of a kick out of the fact that one of their partners in this process is Caterpillar.

re: #179 Pawn of the Oppressor

I thought maybe Obama was just a decent character with empty rhetoric. Turns out he's a flat-out lefty loon in statesman's clothing.

I don't mean to offend, but... You just figured that out?!?

re: #164 Peacekeeper

re: #153 Lizard by the Bay

5,000 spinoff links... and not one (that I've seen) about Brittany Spears. I'm proud of the lizard community.

Heh

I could have sworn I saw one about her new squeeze, a three-timing fortune hunter - - - not that I actually CARE about that....

re: #175 savage_nation

That help.

I always tried to cut breaks to truckers. Except where it was a serious safety issue.

Worst case was a driver out of New York with a suspended license, after a little work I found he had licenses in three States all suspended. His "co-driver" with a false license was 16 years old.

That leaves me with a refer sitting at my scale with no drivers. I call the company they don't have anyone west of the Mississippi. I finally call the Seattle teamsters local, and have them call the company to arrange a driver to finish the trip.

I forget the company, after that company's rigs couldn't cross into WA without a anal exam on both the rig and the drivers.

On the other hand some company's your's included (you mentioned it when you switched a while back) weren't worth stopping because they ran a tight shop.

Hillary Clinton goes campaigning in a New Hampshire Diner, as she walks in the owner greets her. "We love you!, You'r husband was here in 1992 and we named a sandwich after him."
"Who would order a Shithead sandwich?" asks Hill.

re: #183 Catttt

I could have sworn I saw one about her new squeeze, a three-timing fortune hunter - - - not that I actually CARE about that....

Possibly because her new boyfriend is likely a member of the RoP, given his ethnicity. But yeah, Britanny going muz... lets just say it wouldn't make things any worse at this point. Bottom is bottom.

re: #182 song_and_dance_man

re: #178 christheprofessor

re: #176 bulwrk

re: #157 christheprofessor

gas twenty two cents a gallon, nice.

My father, who is 87, says he can remember getting 11 gallons for a dollar...

Every one has these stories.

When I was a kid my dad would give me a quarter for a gallon of gas to mow the lawn and I would return with change.

When I was a kid, my father sold a VW bus that we had to a friend of his for a dollar (the bus had thrown a rod, the guy was buying it for his kid to work on and get back on the road) -- I guess there had to be consideration for tax purposes. He turned around and handed me the dollar, then told me to walk up to the local Dairy Barn and get a half-gallon of ice cream....

re: #178 christheprofessor

I remember as a kid my father handing the attendant 5 bucks to fill up his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere.

re: #59 Ma Sands

One more thing, Charles:

Sometimes I open one of those links, and want so much to comment, and discuss it with Lizards......and cannot, because threads can't come off those links unless you decide to capture one and put it out here on the home page.....

Oh! Duh....just goes to show how slowly I think........I could merely copy in here, any link, and start the conversation.....

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

Of course, we tend to forget that in those days $10,000 was a decent salary, that you could buy a house for $20,000 (or less), that a car, or a year's college tuition, ran between $2000 and $3000.

And to take the ferry cost a nickel; and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now this is a cool pic -- four hands on a guitar (from 1942). What is also cool is that the kids of two of the people in the pic have found it on-line and posted below it.

re: #189 bulwrk

Oh the nostalgia for the good ole days....to hell with no cell phones, no high speed internet, and no HDTV.

re: #181 Lizard by the Bay

I don't mean to offend, but... You just figured that out?!?

I haven't been paying any attention to him. I was waiting for him to implode, or for Hillary to eat him alive, but now that he's officially 50% of the Democrat's race I figured I'd watch the debate, read the articles, and try to get a handle on this guy.

They are doing a very, very good job of smokescreening him in the MSM. His minister is a black supremacist, his brother is a f-cking African jihadist and he's being advised by Jew-hating Carterites. And as always, all he has to do is promise free health care...

I swear, we'd elect Osama president if he just promised everyone free health care.

In my days we didn't have hair dryers.

re: #153 Lizard by the Bay

Don't hold your breath. I think I did a Britney post once or twice - under law...

re: #189 bulwrk

re: #178 christheprofessor

I remember as a kid my father handing the attendant 5 bucks to fill up his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere.

I recall my maternal grandfather saying how he could go into a grocery store with $5, come out two bags stuffed to overflowing, and still have change left...

Hillary Clinton hired a Priest and a Rabbi as chaplains/spiritual advisors at her campaign headquarters. One day as the two are chatting into the lobby staggers a drunk Bill Clinton. They put out their arms to steady him. " Get your hands off me I'm the second coming!" slurs the former President.
" No, son, you're not" says the Priest firmly.
"Oy" says the Rabbi.
"Just watch me." says Bill, and he pushes past them and kicks open the door to Hillary's office.
"Jesus Christ are you drunk again?" She shouts.

re: #198 savage_nation

Heck, I can remember back to the beginning of this decade that gas in North Jersey was at or around $1. The price for a barrel was under $20.

Oh, hell, I remember back when three or four raccoon hats, traded to the local Indians, could get you a '40 Plasma HDTV. Those were the days.

re: #147 buzzsawmonkey

re: #145 Peacekeeper

/fat chance

Fat chants? How about, "I will not eat lasaaaaaaaaagnaaaaaaaaa!"?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAA

re: #193 savage_nation

Told him he could drive, let him use the phone to call a cab. After I called his company they wanted to talk with him, his side of the conversation was a series of "uh-huh's" I think they fired him over the phone.

I wasn't too worried about him, or the company that couldn't screen it's drivers. Who ever shipped 40,000 lbs of frozen seafood was gonna' get screwed it I didn't find someone move the truck.

re: #189 bulwrk

re: #178 christheprofessor

I remember as a kid my father handing the attendant 5 bucks to fill up his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere.

My mom told me she used to have to pluck chickens after her mom (my grandma) twisted its head off.

re: #192 buzzsawmonkey

lol

re: #64 BuddyG

Another awesome woman

I'd love to shake her hand and buy her dinner. You go, sister!

/former USAF E-5

It's one of his most boring videos actually, but muslim YouTuber Obaid Karki is still at it encouraging Paulians to lift their heads up and not believe in the conspiracy theories about ties with white supremacists: "This is not the End of Ron Paul. This is revolution.".

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

re: #200 christheprofessor

I recall my maternal grandfather saying how he could go into a grocery store with $5, come out two bags stuffed to overflowing, and still have change left...

Change!
/Hillary
/Obama
/Edwards

Heh. Knowing what their fiscal policies would be, I think it's more like Charge!

re: #204 Occasional Reader

Oh, hell, I remember back when three or four raccoon hats, traded to the local Indians, could get you a '40 Plasma HDTV. Those were the days.

I've seen dagguerotypes of those old fur & electronics outposts on the old frontier.

re: #191 Occasional Reader

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

Of
course, we tend to forget that in those days $10,000 was a decent
salary, that you could buy a house for $20,000 (or less), that a car,
or a year's college tuition, ran between $2000 and $3000.

And
to take the ferry cost a nickel; and in those days, nickels had
pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter",
you'd say.

I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time... of course, you couldn't get yellow onions on account of the war, so I had to use a red onion... and turkeys were known as "walking birds"...
/Abe Simpson - instant comedy

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

We tend to view those cheap prices of the past in terms of the vastly larger sums we make today

With everything, perspective.

re: #213 savage_nation

Just the next valley south of where I am. (Santa Clarita Valley)

re: #216 Pawn of the Oppressor

I've seen dagguerotypes of those old fur & electronics outposts on the old frontier.

Pone, Pelts & Beyond was my favorite.

/yep, stolen from The Simpsons, but what else is new

re: #203 buzzsawmonkey

re: #200 christheprofessor

I recall my maternal grandfather saying how he could go into a grocery store with $5, come out two bags stuffed to overflowing, and still have change left...

Change!
/Hillary
/Obama
/Edwards

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Of course, nowadays I can call friends in South America for like three cents a minute. You couldn't do that "back in the day".

re: #222 savage_nation

re: #218 Silhouette

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

We tend to view those cheap prices of the past in terms of the vastly larger sums we make today

With everything, perspective.

It's still fun reminiscing

Yup. I tell my students, "When I was your age, I had to get up to change the channel!"

re: #224 song_and_dance_man

Yes, that would be cool to have. My father had a Chevelle that he sold to a friend (who wrapped it around a tree) -- he wishes he'd never gotten rid of it...

Nostalgia was so much better when I was young. I miss that.

re: #223 savage_nation

Nope - moved out here as an adult. My daughter will be going to a newer High School in the Hart district when she reaches HS age....

re: #223 savage_nation

I went to Hart!

re: #214 savage_nation

I mentioned him before but my super was pissed I spent so much time getting the someone to take the load.

One of the reasons he always gave me shitty performance reports. He wanted to hang as much paper, as fast as possible on the truckers.

re: #200 christheprofessor

re: #189 bulwrk

re: #178 christheprofessor

I remember as a kid my father handing the attendant 5 bucks to fill up his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere.

I recall my maternal grandfather saying how he could go into a grocery store with $5, come out two bags stuffed to overflowing, and still have change left...

We could only dream of having grocery bags.

re: #225 Occasional Reader

Of course, nowadays I can call friends in South America for like three cents a minute. You couldn't do that "back in the day".

You know the Judge ordered you to stop that.

How 'bout a more recent reminisce?

Circa 1987, the gas station across the street would give away a coffee or coke with an eight dollar fill-up.

I couldn't fit eight dollars in my tank! (unless I came in on fumes and bought supreme.)

re: #227 buzzsawmonkey

re: #226 christheprofessor

Yup. I tell my students, "When I was your age, I had to get up to change the channel!"

Freak 'em out by showing them a dial phone.

Years ago, a fellow doctoral student was at a computer store with her kids. She overheard one call the other over and say, "Look at this -- this keyboards attached directly to this printer!"

It was a typewriter...

re: #224 song_and_dance_man

Wasn't a 21 window was it? Those things are worth a few bucks now.

re: #229 ec marm

Nostalgia was so much better when I was young. I miss that.

Youth is wasted on the young. (I can't recall who said that)

re: #239 christheprofessor

re: #227 buzzsawmonkey

re: #226 christheprofessor

Yup. I tell my students, "When I was your age, I had to get up to change the channel!"

Freak 'em out by showing them a dial phone.

Years ago, a fellow doctoral student was at a computer store with her kids. She overheard one call the other over and say, "Look at this -- this keyboards attached directly to this printer!"

It was a typewriter...

LOL

re: #83 Alouette

re: #80 MandyManners

re: #78 ploome hineni

re: #75 MandyManners

re: #73 ploome hineni
You and your husband should be allowed to run dressed according to the dictates of your religion.

and seikh should run wearing that turban?
and buddhists wearing a yellow toga?

Yep.

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

And nudists wearing...never mind.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.'

The other says 'Are you sure?'

The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

re: #236 savage_nation

class of 77

re: #234 savage_nation

Heh. Now that's funny...

re: #102 MandyManners

re: #99 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

re: #83 Alouette

And Wiccans can run skyclad.

Is this a euphemism for being starkers?
I may want my candidate to have "nothing to hide," but there are limits.

Yeah, especially with the current crop of candidates.
Ewwww.

You don't wanna' see Ron Paul nekkid?

OH THE PAIN! BRAIN BLEACH!

re: #243 Athos

re: #239 christheprofessor

re: #227 buzzsawmonkey

re: #226 christheprofessor

Yup. I tell my students, "When I was your age, I had to get up to change the channel!"

Freak 'em out by showing them a dial phone.

Years ago, a fellow doctoral student was at a computer store with her kids. She overheard one call the other over and say, "Look at this -- this keyboards attached directly to this printer!"It was a typewriter...

LOL

[grin]

re: #186 Lizard by the Bay

re: #183 Catttt

I could have sworn I saw one about her new squeeze, a three-timing fortune hunter - - - not that I actually CARE about that....

Possibly because her new boyfriend is likely a member of the RoP, given his ethnicity. But yeah, Britanny going muz... lets just say it wouldn't make things any worse at this point. Bottom is bottom.

She hasn't bounced yet and is surrounded by enablers with their paws out for tips. Sort of an inevitable slide from the height of tittilating teen trailer trash (no offense if you live in a mobile home) to over the hill rich druggie. At least it looks like her mom won't be publishing that book on how to be a good mom (seriously, she was writing one). Not-that-I-care-about-that-in-any-way.

re: #217 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #191 Occasional Reader

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

Of
course, we tend to forget that in those days $10,000 was a decent
salary, that you could buy a house for $20,000 (or less), that a car,
or a year's college tuition, ran between $2000 and $3000.

And
to take the ferry cost a nickel; and in those days, nickels had
pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter",
you'd say.

I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time... of course, you couldn't get yellow onions on account of the war, so I had to use a red onion... and turkeys were known as "walking birds"...
/Abe Simpson - instant comedy

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH You had me at 'onion'...

I remember waaay back in the 'Aughts, when there was no registration, and there was no reply function, and you had to html all by yourself.

And the onion on the belt, of course.

re: #235 debutaunt

Heh.

re: #242 christheprofessor
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain

Hesham Islam's fellow Navy and fellow USS Samuel B. Roberts serviceman Gordan E. Van Hook attacks people questioning firing of Army Reservist Major and Islamic Law expert Stephen Coughlin, plays "race" card, and defends decision not to renew contract.

Gordon England, Navy
Hesham Islam, Navy (served on USS Samuel B. Roberts)
Gordan E. Van Hook, Navy (served on USS Samuel B. Roberts)

re: #226 christheprofessor

re: #222 savage_nation

re: #218 Silhouette

re: #187 buzzsawmonkey

We tend to view those cheap prices of the past in terms of the vastly larger sums we make today

With everything, perspective.

It's still fun reminiscing

Yup. I tell my students, "When I was your age, I had to get up to change the channel!"

Wow! Multiple channels!

re: #251 debutaunt

We used to have walking bird every Thanksgiving until Ought-6, when the Kaiser took them all away. Of course back then, Thanksgiving was known as Crenshaw's Day,... we watched football all day long, but they played footbal with a small round ball & a bat, we called it "America Ball"....

re: #253 savage_nation

sorry no.

re: #122 savage_nation

This is the sort of comment that gets cherry picked by Kos to 'prove' what total bigots Lizards supposedly are.

re: #261 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #251 debutaunt

We used to have walking bird every Thanksgiving until Ought-6, when the Kaiser took them all away. Of course back then, Thanksgiving was known as Crenshaw's Day,... we watched football all day long, but they played footbal with a small round ball & a bat, we called it "America Ball"....

Right, but all that was simply because y'all were doing a lot of drugs.