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Video: Hamas' Jew-Eating Rabbit

Mon, Feb 11, 2008 at 10:34:38 am PST

In the Hamas kids’ show Pioneers of Tomorrow, the degenerates responsible for this sick trash have killed off their giant bee character Nahoul (dead because the evil Israelis stopped him from getting medical treatment), and replaced him with a malevolent rabbit that eats Jews.

Yes, really.

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1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:35:42am

Well, there goes Carter's support for Hamas

2 NoSubmission  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:36:11am

I always thought Bugs Bunny was Jewish.

3 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:36:25am

Rabbit stew sounds better.

4 Sifty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:36:48am

Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2, Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2!

5 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:37:18am

We should let the rabbit eat Jimmy Carter.

6 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:37:38am
rabbit that eats Jews.

Wouldn't that be haram?

7 BIG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:37:43am

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, there goes Carter's support for Hamas

Don't be so sure. Jimmy could be the producer?

8 cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:38:09am
9 Killer Tomato  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:38:21am

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit....

10 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:38:38am

Frist they kill off Mickey Al-Mouse, then the killer bee, now we have a Jew-eating rabbit.

You. Can. Not. Parody. These. People.

11 abolitionist  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:38:40am

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, there goes Carter's support for Hamas


That was too nuanced for many readers, I suspect.

(But funnneeeee)

12 NoSubmission  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:38:53am

Think of the thousands of little future terrorists eating this up like Cream of Wheat.

13 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:39:22am

Oh, good grief....

14 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:39:29am

re: #11 abolitionist

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)


Well, there goes Carter's support for Hamas

That was too nuanced for many readers, I suspect.

(But funnneeeee)

Send Jimmuh over there with a canoe paddle, he'll fix 'em but good!

15 Oingo Boingo  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:39:39am

What's that? Couldn't get the audio on that.

I'm listening to my Stuck Mojo CD ("It's Open Season") and I've got it cranked ALL THE WAY UP!

16 ballantrae  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:39:48am

I'm really getting sick of these people.

17 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:06am

Correct me if I am wrong, but the current generation of killers, although certainly raised with teachings that Jews are evil, weren't subjected to near this amount of daily brainwashing. And yet look how evil they turned out.

So imagine the fanaticism to come.

18 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:09am

re: #15 Oingo Boingo

What's that? Couldn't get the audio on that.

I'm listening to my Stuck Mojo CD ("It's Open Season") and I've got it cranked ALL THE WAY UP!

ROCK ON!

19 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:15am

re: #11 abolitionist

not this crowd.

20 cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:33am

Is Elmer Fudd going to enlist in the Marines?

21 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:38am

re: #4 Sifty

Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2, Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2!

At least the Monty Pyton rabbit was funny. Not this one.

22 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:39am

From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

23 X-ray  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:40:44am

Break out the Holy Hand grenade.

24 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:41:04am

re: #23 X-ray

The one that Brother Maynard carries?

25 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:41:16am
26 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:41:24am

[deleted]

27 JohnAdams  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:41:57am

Paging Mr. Orwell.

28 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:42:39am

re: #11 abolitionist

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, there goes Carter's support for Hamas


That was too nuanced for many readers, I suspect.

(But funnneeeee)

Some of us are old enough to remember.

29 mickthemick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:42:57am

So, did Hamas go out and find the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail? The "Palestinians" are a pathologically sick society.

30 x-ray  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:43:00am

re: #24 bunker buster

Yes the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

31 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:43:01am

re: #22 VegasRick

From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit.

It's some sort of bizarro world evil Chinese zodiac.

"What year is this? Oh yeah, the year of the Jew-hating armadillo."

32 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:43:19am

re: #22 VegasRick

From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

pr0n?

33 livefreeor die  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:43:26am

If I remember correctly, somehow the bee was the cousin of the mouse. Was the rabbit also a cousin?

34 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:44:32am

NO, NOT NAHOUL!

/wonder what he died of?

35 rappmandu  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:44:38am

One Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, STAT!

36 JohnAdams  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:44:41am

re: #17 Silhouette

Correct me if I am wrong, but the current generation of killers, although certainly raised with teachings that Jews are evil, weren't subjected to near this amount of daily brainwashing. And yet look how evil they turned out.

So imagine the fanaticism to come.

The kind of hate that jumps from its adult host directly to the minds of innocent children is a plague that can only be eradicated in one way.

37 mickthemick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:45:00am

re: #21 BuddyG

re: #4 Sifty

Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2, Monty Python's lawyer on Line 2!

At least the Monty Pyton rabbit was funny. Not this one.

True. And Python's rabbit was attacking armored knights. The Hamas rabbit would eat women and children, like a "brave 'Palestinian' freedom fighter" (sarc).

38 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:45:02am

The original "Killer Bunny."

39 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:45:14am

re: #33 livefreeor die

If I remember correctly, somehow the bee was the cousin of the mouse. Was the rabbit also a cousin?

And the mouse was the grandson of an old man. Weird results of inbreeding and interspecies relationships.

40 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:45:40am

re: #32 Ward Cleaver

re: #22 VegasRick


From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

pr0n?


And when the Joooos kill off the goat the pali males will really be pissed off!

41 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:45:54am
In the Hamas kids’ show Pioneers of Tomorrow, the degenerates responsible for this sick trash have killed off their giant bee character Nahoul (dead because the evil Israelis stopped him from getting medical treatment), and replaced him with a malevolent rabbit that eats Jews.

Wow. Just wow.

42 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:46:06am
43 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:46:51am

re: #31 Silhouette

re: #22 VegasRick


From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit.

It's some sort of bizarro world evil Chinese zodiac.

"What year is this? Oh yeah, the year of the Jew-hating armadillo."


Hey now, Jeff Goldstein may take umbrage at that statement!

44 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:47:02am

So, we should all start taking bets on the next animal.

Tiger? Duck?

45 Carl in Jerusalem  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:47:12am

Thanks for the link, Charles.

I've actually seen the episode where they kill off Nahoul; it's been up in Hebrew on YouTube most of the day. I'm waiting for it to be in English to post it.

47 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:47:41am

re: #34 Killian Bundy

NO, NOT NAHOUL!

/wonder what he died of?

Don't know. Was he hanging around with Yasser Arafish by any chance?

48 Tumulus11  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:47:41am

. Some of Farfour's little mouse friends took Nahoul up on the roof for a flight test.

49 Pyrocles  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:48:30am

Of course the first comment about that video equivocates Bush and Hitler...heh.

re: #25 Alouette

Disney's "Education For Death"

50 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:48:33am
51 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:48:40am

Lord, bless this Thy Holy Hand Grenade, with which Thou shalt blow thine enemies to bits...in Thy mercy...

52 WalterMitty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:49:03am

I don't understand the language, but the character voices seem to lack, um, variety. I mean, it's been a long time since Sesame Street, but I can probably still identify the characters by voice alone. The guy in the suit(s) all seem to have the same voice character.

Shouldn't they throw a "Grouch" or "Cookie Monster" in there somewhere; the "Crypt Keeper" perhaps?

/missing the point entirely...

53 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:49:36am
54 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:50:11am

The number of thy counting shall be three

55 bunker buster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:50:26am

re: #54 BuddyG

The number of thy counting shall be three

Five is right out!

56 lanmaster  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:50:26am

re: #38 jcm

The original "Killer Bunny."

Brilliant. :)

57 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:51:33am

re: #34 Killian Bundy

He became an apostate and got bee-headed.

58 amphibian  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:51:36am

Weirder and weirder. And now it's mutated into something from Jimmy ("I hate your cat") Carter's nightmares.

You don't suppose... neh, Jimmy couldn't string that many words together without losing his train of thought (Lionel).

59 Sifty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:52:01am

re: #56 lanmaster

re: #38 jcm

The original "Killer Bunny."

Brilliant. :)

I never get tired of the rabbit sketch.

60 mickthemick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:52:01am
In the Hamas kids’ show Pioneers of Tomorrow, the degenerates responsible for this sick trash have killed off their giant bee character Nahoul (dead because the evil Israelis stopped him from getting medical treatment)

And in the narrative written for the show, the mouse was killed by an Israeli because (IIRC) he would not sell land to him. This gets more twisted the more I think about it. This program will bring in fuzzy animal characters long enough for the kids to get attached to them, then have a Jewish Israelis kill it, thus breeding hatred of the Jewish people (not just Israeli ones) into the minds of impressionable youngsters. And people wonder why this conflict does not come to an end.

61 JohnAdams  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:52:16am

re: #53 lawhawk

Yes, the holy hand grenade.

LMFAO...
"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

62 Wishbone  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:52:47am

I prescribe myxamytosis

63 Sifty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:53:06am

re: #60 mickthemick

Next week on Barney, Halliburton melts Barney for oil.

64 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:53:38am

re: #57 WriterMom

got bee-headed.

Hit by a stinger missile?

Buzzsaw?

65 rappmandu  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:54:09am

Lobbeth thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

66 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:54:27am

My toddlers watch cute-n-silly cartoons like Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!

I can't imagine subjecting children to stuff like this Pali garbage.
Let your kids have a childhood for goodness sake.

67 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:54:32am

Why, that wascally wabbit!

Me and my boys are a little hard to digest. We come armed to the teeth. Not your abu's Jews, pali.

68 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:55:05am

re: #64 Silhouette

re: #57 WriterMom


got bee-headed.

Hit by a stinger missile?

Buzzsaw?

Folks! Beehave!
/sorry

69 coquimbojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:55:16am

That's it, I am boycotting rabbit shaped Peeps this Easter!

/OK, really, who doesn't know that that is the same tool in a different costume. What happened, did some kind of aid shipment to the palis get mixed up with one of silly costumes and they are making lemonade with the lemons they were sent, er, so to speak?

70 WalterMitty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:55:39am

re: #56 lanmaster

re: #38 jcm


The original "Killer Bunny."

Brilliant. :)


That's classic culture right there.

71 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:56:38am

re: #69 coquimbojoe

That's it, I am boycotting rabbit shaped Peeps this Easter!

/OK, really, who doesn't know that that is the same tool in a different costume. What happened, did some kind of aid shipment to the palis get mixed up with one of silly costumes and they are making lemonade with the lemons they were sent, er, so to speak?

They had a Moses costume, but the guy wearing it got shot by some mope from hamas.

72 Tumulus11  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:56:42am

. Those puns are a pollen.

73 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:58:02am

So, the Hamas freaks on a leash are moving on from killer bees to jew-eating rabbits. What's next? Narcissistic nags who need nose jobs?

74 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 10:59:08am

re: #73 lawhawk

"Narcissistic nags who need nose jobs"


Rotating title alert.

75 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:00:01am

re: #73 lawhawk

Babs Bunny?

76 rappmandu  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:00:02am

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

/

77 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:00:04am
78 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:00:22am

re: #32 Ward Cleaver

re: #22 VegasRick


From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

pr0n?


Lets not forget the camel.

79 Killian Bundy  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:00:49am

Jews fight back!

/rampaging Teletubbies cross over into Gaza spreading homosexuality far and wide in a wake of utter devastation

80 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:01:19am

re: #78 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

re: #32 Ward Cleaver


re: #22 VegasRick

From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

pr0n?

Lets not forget the camel.

The camels are for the taller pali's.

81 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:01:38am

re: #60 mickthemick

bring in fuzzy animal characters long enough for the kids to get attached to them, then have a Jewish Israelis kill it

Exactly.

I can't be sure, but I don't think that was the intent from the start. I think they saw the success of Disney and just thought, "Hey, how can we use this to teach hate?"

But when the story leaked and they saw that even their useful idiot terror-apologists weren't happy about Farfour, they decided to 'cancel' the mouse. That they didn't really stop teaching hate but instead increased it tenfold by having the Jews kill him was obediently ignored by the apologists.

82 wild olive  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:01:50am

Hey Lizards,

I posted this on the previous thread, but: I need to send a link to a friend of mine to give her a balanced view (non-NYT) of the Valerie Plame deal. Any suggestions?

Thanks,
wild olive

83 BohicaTwentyTwo  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:02:01am

I can't see the video, but did Hamas, umm, just go furry?

84 BuddyG  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:02:23am
85 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:02:33am

re: #83 BohicaTwentyTwo

I can't see the video, but did Hamas, umm, just go furry?

NO. They are still into the real thing.

86 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:02:45am

re: #80 VegasRick

re: #78 The Pulchritudinous Patriot


re: #32 Ward Cleaver

re: #22 VegasRick

From a mouse to a bee to a wabbit. I can't wait until they use a goat, it will expand their viewers from just kids to include all the male adults as well.

pr0n?

Lets not forget the camel.

The camels are for the taller pali's.


Haven't these people ever heard of step stools?

87 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:03:00am

re: #20 cygnus

Is Elmer Fudd going to enlist in the Marines?

cygnus -

Thought Elmer Fudd was the current PM of Israel.

-S-

88 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:03:31am

Let's not ignore Bun-Bun, the switchblade-wielding lop-eared rabbit.

89 Gordon Marock  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:03:53am

This bullshit should headline every US News show for a week. The fact that it is almost never mentioned in the MSM is inexcusable. Ignorance in the US is our country's biggest problem.

90 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:04:14am

Silly Rabbit, bombs are for kids.

/

91 Sifty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:04:17am

re: #87 Dr. Shalit

No no no no. Elmer Fudd is Vice President of the US. Don't you read Kos?

/ugh

92 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:06:09am

And now for something completely different.

93 Wishbone  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:06:10am

re: #79 Killian Bundy

I suppose these Teletubbies would cause a bit of a stir in Gaza

94 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:08:21am

BEE-HEAD THOSE WHO UPSTAGE NAHOUL

95 LC LaWedgie  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:08:21am

re: #92 Endangered in MASS

Spider-killing camel substitute.

Way better.

96 TheCorruptedLamb  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:08:49am

FIVE!

97 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:09:24am

re: #91 Sifty

re: #87 Dr. Shalit

No no no no. Elmer Fudd is Vice President of the US. Don't you read Kos?

/ugh

Sifty -

My bad, the PM is Ehud Fudd.

-S-

98 Dianna  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:10:02am

re: #88 American Soldier

Sluggy!

Yay!

99 Pope Insouciance IV  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:10:21am

If you drink too much booze, you'll see Harvey.
If you drink the Kool-aid, you'll see this guy.

100 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:12:47am

re: #95 LC LaWedgie

She was wicked hot in McHales Navy.

Sorry can't touch the Rutles.

101 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:13:48am

Their next mascot will be

102 bar  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:14:58am

But I thought jews were haraam?

103 Iron Fist  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:16:09am

re: #102 bar,

The Rabbit got a special dispensation from the Caliph.

104 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:16:49am

Drop the City Council of Bezerkley in a Embassy surrounded by sword wielding, screaming blood thirsty jihadists and their first thought would be....

Where are the Marines and when will they be here?

105 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:17:41am

re: #104 jcm

PIMF wrong thread.....

106 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:18:06am

re: #103 Iron Fist

re: #102 bar,

The Rabbit got a special dispensation from the Caliph.

Won't help 'em. See my #67, above.

/regards to you and the GF, dude

107 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:18:31am

A Jew-Eating Rabbit cartoon? Well we have a screaming eagle that blows shit up and it ain't a cartoon.

108 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:18:47am

re: #105 jcm

re: #104 jcm

PIMF wrong thread.....

Doesn't matter. It's still true.

109 maddogg  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:18:47am

re: #104 jcm

Drop the City Council of Bezerkley in a Embassy surrounded by sword wielding, screaming blood thirsty jihadists and their first thought would be....

Where are the Marines and when will they be here?

No they wouldn't. That might provoke them. You can reason with them...

/thinking like a moonbat.

110 Andopolis  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:21:37am

Is that the latest Zitner flavor, Butter Krak Jew?


It's a Lounge thing, you wouldn't understand...

111 mickthemick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:21:43am

re: #101 VegasRick

Their next mascot will be

I'm predicting it will be a donkey. Seriously...

112 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:22:14am

re: #111 mickthemick

re: #101 VegasRick

Their next mascot will be

I'm predicting it will be a donkey. Seriously...

Don't be an ass.....

113 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:22:51am

re: #111 mickthemick

re: #101 VegasRick


Their next mascot will be

I'm predicting it will be a donkey. Seriously...

It'll make the dems proud!

114 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:25:23am

OT:
Just in case you thought things were cold where you are, remember that there are places that are even colder.

115 Opinionated  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:25:27am

Darwin never contemplated the palestinians'.

The only sub species known to man that evolves in reverse.

To now, the only thing missing from the Barbarians was cannibalism.

116 erevu  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:26:01am

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

117 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:26:11am
118 Lynn B.  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:26:16am

re: #39 Alouette

re: #33 livefreeor die


If I remember correctly, somehow the bee was the cousin of the mouse. Was the rabbit also a cousin?

And the mouse was the grandson of an old man. Weird results of inbreeding and interspecies relationships.

LOL! And it helps that they all have the same voice.

119 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:27:07am

re: #111 mickthemick

re: #101 VegasRick


Their next mascot will be

I'm predicting it will be a donkey. Seriously...

And I'm predicting that the donkeys voice will be the same as the rabbit as the same as the bee as the same as the mouse. Wow, do all things still alive in paliville talk like they just inhaled a tank of helium and have raging hemorrhoids?

120 JimmyTheClaw  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:27:13am

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me.

121 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:27:47am

re: #117 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Breaking News:

New Hamas Special Forces in action

Rabbit stampede! ROFLMAO

122 JimmyTheClaw  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:28:52am

> YOU'VE GOTTA LUV THIS!
>
> Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democrat Party
> candidate is
> for banning all guns in America. She is considered by
> those who
> have dealt with her as more than just a little
> self-righteous.
>
> At a recent rural elementary school meeting in North
> Florida, she
> asked the kids and the audience for total quiet. Then, in
> the
> silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every
> few
> seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, she said
> into the
> microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in
> America dies from gun violence."
> A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably
> little Johnny)
> from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet: "Well stop
> clapping, ya stupid bitch!"
>

123 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:28:56am

re: #101 VegasRick

Their next mascot will be

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

124 maddogg  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:30:44am

re: #120 JimmyTheClaw

Good one!

125 VegasRick  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:31:42am

re: #123 Cygnus

re: #101 VegasRick


Their next mascot will be

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


If you are to encounter one, the Guide tells you that it's impossible to slay, so you should wrap a towel around your head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.

Classic!

126 livefreeor die  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:33:10am

re: #118 Lynn B.

re: #39 Alouette

re: #33 livefreeor die


If I remember correctly, somehow the bee was the cousin of the mouse. Was the rabbit also a cousin?


And the mouse was the grandson of an old man. Weird results of inbreeding and interspecies relationships.

LOL! And it helps that they all have the same voice.

They're actually unintentionally providing a good public service announcement on why not to marry your first cousins.

127 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:34:02am

re: #125 VegasRick

Boy do I miss Douglas Adams. Just got done re-reading the Hitchhiker series again.

128 Ward Cleaver  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:35:15am
129 USBeast  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:35:22am

This Rabbit could kick that rabbit's ass.

130 sparrowlake  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:37:25am

re: #117 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Breaking News:

New Hamas Special Forces in action

wabbits on stewoids

131 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:37:29am

OT. I spun this also, but thought it was kind of interesting...

Town of Kiryat Yam in Israel Suing Google for Libel-Palestinian Keeps Putting Arab Place Names (falsley) on Google Earth Maps.

NAKBA NAKBA, yadda yaddah...

132 A.W.  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:38:26am

Am I the only person who thought of the evil bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

I mean, what can we do but laugh at this horror?

And shake our heads at any person who claims that the palestinian cause is just.

Here's a clue, liberals: just because you believe in something passionately, doesn't mean it is right. you could be fanatatically wrong.

You would have thought the Kamikazes of WWII might have provided that lesson already.

133 nyc redneck  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:39:49am

the palis are worthless.
imagine if hate was the only thing keeping you going. and it's the first thing you teach your children.

134 Dianna  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:40:15am

re: #125 VegasRick

An absolutely stupid creature, daft as a brush, but very, very ravenous.

135 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:40:27am

re: #133 nyc redneck

Irredeemable.

136 xtraBilly  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:41:32am

So, this rabbit calls himself Assud (lion) because rabbits are bad and cowardly. I see.

137 Stevie The K  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:41:54am

What the F is WRONG with these people?!

138 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:41:56am
139 A.W.  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:42:53am

Btw, here is the killer rabbit in action, although i don't think any of its victims here were jews:

Click on the link. Its a great way to clean your palate after being faced with such evil.

140 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:44:48am

re: #139 A.W.

Btw, here is the killer rabbit in action, although i don't think any of its victims here were jews:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Click on the link. Its a great way to clean your palate after being faced with such evil.

You didn't check out the hundred or so references to Monty Python above, did you?

141 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:45:46am

re: #125 VegasRick

re: #123 Cygnus

re: #101 VegasRick


Their next mascot will be


The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


If you are to encounter one, the Guide tells you that it's impossible to slay, so you should wrap a towel around your head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.

Classic!

That's true. Trust me.

142 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:46:35am

re: #141 beblebrox

re: #125 VegasRick


re: #123 Cygnus

re: #101 VegasRick

Their next mascot will be

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

If you are to encounter one, the Guide tells you that it's impossible to slay, so you should wrap a towel around your head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.

Classic!


That's true. Trust me.


But you're just this guy, see.

143 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:46:46am

re: #138 buzzsawmonkey

But what's the tune, dude? I gotta sing along...

144 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:48:12am
145 sparrowlake  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:48:28am

re: #143 WriterMom

This old man, he played one....?

146 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:49:12am

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

RABBIT SEASON!

147 BingoBunny  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:51:10am

I've hoped for a long time that Israel would respond to Gaza rocket attacks by sending a equal number of unguided rockets back at them. But if the government won't, maybe the stories of the people getting organized to do it will happen. I think a few hundred Israeli homebuilt rockets will put the end to Hamas.

148 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:51:23am

re: #146 Occasional Reader

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

RABBIT SEASON!

Rabbit - it's what's for dinner!
/Copland music playing in background

149 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:52:23am

re: #137 Stevie The K

What the F is WRONG with these people?!

Perhaps the better, more penetrating question is:
What the F is wrong with us? We let them continue this behavior, we fund them, and take their complaints seriously.

150 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:52:51am

re: #147 BingoBunny

I've hoped for a long time that Israel would respond to Gaza rocket attacks by sending a equal number of unguided rockets back at them. But if the government won't, maybe the stories of the people getting organized to do it will happen. I think a few hundred Israeli homebuilt rockets will put the end to Hamas.

If Israeli citizens attempt this, they will be rounded up and charged with war crimes.

151 Iron Fist  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:54:22am

re: #106 American Soldier,

Hey, brother. Good to see you.

152 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:55:21am

re: #148 Cygnus


/Copland music playing in background

Rodeo: Hoedown

153 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:55:25am

re: #149 jcm

Perhaps the better, more penetrating question is:
What the F is wrong with us?

We swallow too much rice, instead of answering to terrorism with thunderBolt(ON)s...

/P-L in dangerous, creative, mood...

154 chinesearithmetic  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:55:39am

I guess naming it Crusader was out of the question, and as for Rags the Tiger, forget it!

155 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:55:55am

re: #142 jamgarr

re: #141 beblebrox

re: #125 VegasRick


re: #123 Cygnus


re: #101 VegasRick

Their next mascot will be


The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.


If you are to encounter one, the Guide tells you that it's impossible to slay, so you should wrap a towel around your head. This creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you.Classic!


That's true. Trust me.


But you're just this guy, see.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months. If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot immediately.

;)

156 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:56:13am

re: #146 Occasional Reader

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

Rabbit season!

"Joo season!"

RABBIT SEASON!

You have a really cool vehicle.

157 coquimbojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:57:20am
158 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:58:12am

re: #155 beblebrox

If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot immediately.

Hillary !
Nice to see you on LGF !

159 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:58:42am
have killed off their giant bee character Nahoul (dead because the evil Israelis stopped him from getting medical treatment),

Backstory: Nahoul succumbed to complications from a hernia, after carrying a 52" plasma t.v. back from Egypt.

160 coquimbojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:58:49am
161 Pass The Moonbaticide  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 11:59:27am

I know that voice !
Farfour Lives !

162 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:00:22pm

Lunchtime

163 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:00:43pm

re: #152 mama winger

re: #148 Cygnus


/Copland music playing in background

Rodeo: Hoedown

Very good! I knew it was Copland, but couldn't remember which work.

164 coquimbojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:00:44pm

re: #161 Pass The Moonbaticide

Zactly.

165 chinesearithmetic  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:01:42pm

#159 Backstory: Nahoul succumbed to complications from a hernia, after carrying a 52" plasma t.v. back from Egypt.

Monday got a little less dreary. Thanks.

166 Poitiers-Lepanto  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:01:45pm

re: #162 Ojoe

Lunchtime

Inevitably...

Rabbit stew ?

167 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:01:58pm

re: #163 Cygnus

I love his music.

168 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:02:08pm

re: #158 Poitiers-Lepanto

re: #155 beblebrox

If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot immediately.

Hillary !
Nice to see you on LGF !

Hillary? She needs a good dose of the Total Perspective Vortex.

169 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:02:57pm
Hoedown


... shouted the Pimp Medic.

170 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:04:09pm

Yesterday I bought toys to take to my grandkids in Israel. I got my grandson the best toy ever: a toy Caterpillar bulldozer! It did not come with the Rachel Corrie action figure, I will just have to sew a miniature keffiyah for one of his Fisher Price figures.

171 tfc3rid  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:04:57pm

For my fellow LGF'ers who LOVE Mike Bloomberg...

He was at the UN today, calling on nations to implement a Carbon Emissions Tax.

172 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:05:18pm

re: #169 Occasional Reader

Hoedown


... shouted the Pimp Medic.

took me a second

ha

173 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:06:29pm

re: #144 buzzsawmonkey

Loving it...

174 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:07:42pm

re: #169 Occasional Reader

LOL..

175 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:09:13pm

Election question:

Which Presidential candidate would be best equipped to take on the Jew-eating Rabbit?

All feedback welcome - my primary is next week.

176 reggiefu  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:09:30pm

I just lost 137 brain cells watching that video. I always enjoy hearing the phrase, "I, Assud, will finish off the Jews and eat them, Allah willing".

(Memo to rabbit: apparently Allah is not willing).

177 Carolyn  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:10:06pm

Wabbit season

178 Fran2  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:10:16pm

From today's entry in This Ongoing War:

"Finally - a powerful, uncompromising statement that's long overdue, given the deadly chaos that characterizes the jihadist Gaza Strip and its appalling regime:

We are ready to resume our support to the Gaza power plant within hours once we receive the appropriate assurances...

Only it's not the government of Israel speaking." More

179 jamgarr  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:10:19pm

re: #155 beblebrox

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months. If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot immediately.

So, basically, you're a frood.

180 Barking Pumpkin  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:11:06pm

re: #34 Killian Bundy

NO, NOT NAHOUL!

/wonder what he died of?

Lack of bee-vitamin?

/OK already! Sheesh!

181 scaramouche  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:13:52pm

The Leftists/Islamist nexus just finished celebrating another wildly successful Israeli Apartheid Week on various campuses--six days of festivities devoted to a Big Lie.

Anyone up for a Hamas Kiddie TV Cannibalism Week?

182 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:15:17pm

re: #175 mama winger

Which Presidential candidate would be best equipped to take on the Jew-eating Rabbit?

President Obama would convince the rabbit to hop forward audaciously to the future, with hopeful change.

Then again, the rabbit is white, so according to liberal logic he won't feel comfortable negotiating with a President who doesn't "look like him."

(Actually, that's something I forgot to ask Earnest Liberal over the weekend: Is the flipside of your argument that President Obama would have MORE difficulty conducting diplomacy with Europeans?

And if your answer to that is "no", aren't you saying that in the realm of diplomacy, "brown" people are more bigoted than white people? Hmmmm?)

183 Alouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:15:29pm

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!

/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?

/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

184 nyc redneck  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:16:18pm

re: #171 tfc3rid

For my fellow LGF'ers who LOVE Mike Bloomberg...

He was at the UN today, calling on nations to implement a Carbon Emissions Tax.

what he needs to do is enforce the 3 minute idling law here in the city. stop the trucks and buses from spewing all those noxious diesel fumes when they're parked and doing nothing. imagine that impact on air quality.

185 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:16:38pm

re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

186 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:00pm

re: #182 Occasional Reader

I thought we'd taught you better than that. Europeans are ALSO victims of evil US hegemony, so they too are brown now. Like Bill Clinton.

187 ciaospirit  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:11pm

re: #169 Occasional Reader

Hoedown


... shouted the Pimp Medic.

Your on your best roll ever!

188 ciaospirit  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:32pm

Ooops. You're

189 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:38pm

re: #182 Occasional Reader

A mystery wrapped in an enigma. . . . . .

190 tfc3rid  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:47pm

re: #184 nyc redneck

No doubt...

191 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:17:58pm

re: #185 beblebrox

re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

Fell for an infidel "honey trap"

192 scaramouche  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:19:13pm
193 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:19:54pm

I hope it's not a loppy bunny.

194 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:19:56pm

re: #191 Creeping Eruption

re: #185 beblebrox


re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy

NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?

Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!

He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

Fell for an infidel "honey trap"

Or taken out by a bad case of hives.

(have we exhausted the possibilities yet?)

195 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:20:26pm

re: #191 Creeping Eruption

re: #185 beblebrox

re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

Fell for an infidel "honey trap"

Have some sympathy, he was a hive not in a world of hives.

196 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:20:43pm

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

197 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:21:34pm

re: #193 loppyd

I hope it's not a loppy bunny.

me too

198 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:21:41pm
199 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:21:57pm

re: #196 Ben Hur

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.

200 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:22:16pm

Rejoo! Rejoo!

201 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:22:34pm

Did someone say hoedown?

202 Pawn of the Oppressor  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:22:43pm

The real question is, who put the acid in Gaza's water supply?

We need a category titled "You Can't Make This Stuff Up".

203 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:22:47pm

you guys are so not punny

204 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:23:42pm

re: #201 lawhawk

Did someone say hoedown?

I love that ! (they were a great band )

205 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:24:08pm

re: #199 Occasional Reader

re: #196 Ben Hur


Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.

When I was little, I thought her name was Ferret Fawcett.

206 father_of_10[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:24:37pm
207 anotherindyfilmguy  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:24:56pm

All these puns are leaving me beeside myself with laughter...

208 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:26:28pm
209 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:26:42pm

re: #206 father_of_10

Congress would impeach the President. Unfortunately.

210 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:27:12pm

re: #185 beblebrox

re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

Oh, you're the bee's knees!
/sorry, couldn't resist

211 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:27:55pm

re: #206 father_of_10

OK, here is a slightly OT question: Let's start with the precedent we had a president that really cared about the future of America and had some cajones ; The president announces that we have ICBMs aimed at Mecca and that if the crap doesn't stop, Mecca will be a parking lot. How would Islam react if they thought he was serious?

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

But then you run into the same old crap. Parking for muslims over here, non-muslims over there . . .

212 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:28:38pm

re: #198 buzzsawmonkey

re: #196 Ben Hur

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

Renew! Renew!

Or find Sanctuary!

213 scaramouche  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:29:01pm

Wasn't Farfour's last name Fawcett?

214 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:29:36pm

re: #207 anotherindyfilmguy

All these puns are leaving me beeside myself with laughter...

Why do we do it? Just beecause.

215 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:30:38pm

re: #205 loppyd

re: #199 Occasional Reader


re: #196 Ben Hur

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.

When I was little, I thought her name was Ferret Fawcett.

Clearly, you were not a just-barely-pubescent boy when Farrah hit the scene. We were keenly aware of everything about her. We gazed, thunderstruck, at the iconic Farrah-in-a-red-swimsuit poster.

216 beblebrox  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:30:42pm

re: #210 Cygnus

re: #185 beblebrox

re: #183 Alouette

re: #180 Barking Pumpkin

re: #34 Killian Bundy


NO, NOT NAHOUL!/wonder what he died of?


Lack of bee-vitamin?/OK already! Sheesh!


He was shot with a bee-bee gun.

He got caught in a sting operation.

Oh, you're the bee's knees!
/sorry, couldn't resist

Beefore you say too much, you'd better check on what all the Buzz is. I mean I don't mean to Bee a Pain in the ass, but everyone needs to get their Barbs in.

217 Daisy  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:30:52pm

The zombie kid 'hosting' this show has the potential to waaaay outdo even the evil Jeffrey Dhamer ... as do all her little viewers.

(w/apologies to our own zombie)

218 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:30:57pm

On Topic

Minister warns of ‘inbred’ Muslims

A government minister has warned that inbreeding among immigrants is causing a surge in birth defects - comments likely to spark a new row over the place of Muslims in British society.


Bit late in Paliland.

219 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:31:39pm

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.

220 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:32:20pm

re: #215 Occasional Reader

re: #205 loppyd


re: #199 Occasional Reader

re: #196 Ben Hur

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.

When I was little, I thought her name was Ferret Fawcett.

Clearly, you were not a just-barely-pubescent boy when Farrah hit the scene. We were keenly aware of everything about her. We gazed, thunderstruck, at the iconic Farrah-in-a-red-swimsuit poster.

My brother had that poster! My mom made him hang it inside his closet....

221 elrushbuni  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:32:55pm

I always manage to post an OT
but I just cant help myself


Egypts Foreign Minister said , "‘Anyone who violates our borders will get his legs broken"

222 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:33:16pm

re: #219 David Simon

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

223 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:33:55pm

re: #220 loppyd

My brother had that poster!

The entire population of my high school had that poster.

224 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:34:18pm

re: #223 mama winger

re: #220 loppyd

My brother had that poster!

The entire population of my high school had that poster.

Oops ! MALE population - I meant to say MALE !~ LOL

225 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:34:25pm

"He sat, in defiance of municipal orders, astride the gun Zam- Zammah on her brick platform opposite the old Ajaib-Gher - the Wonder House, as the natives call the Lahore Museum. Who hold Zam-Zammah, that `fire- breathing dragon', hold the Punjab, for the great green- bronze piece is always first of the conqueror's loot."

226 elrushbuni  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:34:32pm

re: #221 elrushbuni

I always manage to post an OT
but I just cant help myself


Egypts Foreign Minister said , "‘Anyone who violates our borders will get his legs broken"

I guess since Eqypt is not the big scary "EMPIRE" that America is supposed to be, they get overlooked.

227 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:34:45pm

re: #222 Creeping Eruption

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

I swear, there's one in every crowd. ;->

228 madisonsfriend  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:35:19pm

Answers
Bugs Bunny was Jewish- or at least Mel Blanc(may his memory be for a blessing) was.

Peeps- rabbits and others - are made by Just Born- owned by the Borenstein family- YES, JOOS-WE ROCK!

And there are people who don't remember JImmah and the killer Rabbit? don't they teach modern American History anymore?

And of course, the Gazans ahve violent hatefilled TV for kids because we are at war in Iraq or because we are capitalists or because Israel exists- or because the moon is made of cheese

AND NO ZITNER JOKES!

229 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:35:23pm

re: #224 mama winger

re: #223 mama winger


re: #220 loppyd

My brother had that poster!

The entire population of my high school had that poster.

Oops ! MALE population - I meant to say MALE !~ LOL

LOL! Did you have the Farrah hairdo?

230 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:35:54pm

re: #193 loppyd

The bunny is lopping their heads off.

231 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:36:15pm

mama & loppy: I can remember when the first boy in my school to acquire the Farrah poster solemnly unfurled it in the back of our schoolbus. Awed silence. No hoots, snickers, nothing. Just religious reverence. And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

232 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:36:20pm

re: #214 Cygnus

re: #207 anotherindyfilmguy

All these puns are leaving me beeside myself with laughter...

Why do we do it? Just beecause.

Oh... beehave.

233 nyc redneck  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:36:35pm

there is something so deeply fundamentally wrong w/ what these horrible people do to their children. we have seen so many videos of this abusive indoctrination and it just gets worse. i don't want to get used to it because it's so common. i don't want to see this stuff and go, "oh that." why do these hideous people get a pass from the msm and the libs on this bs? imagine if israel engaged in this kind of behavior. we would never hear the end of it. it is a crime that the whole world does not call these assholes on their vile unacceptable behavior, at least that toward their own children, damn it.

234 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:36:57pm

re: #229 loppyd

LOL! Did you have the Farrah hairdo?

Sheesh - I wish. I was cursed with naturally curly hair. It had a mind of it's own. (I tried giant orange juice cans, ironing it, everything. Wasn't happening)

235 Carolyn  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:37:52pm

It's their culture....we must respect their culture.
/

236 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:38:00pm
237 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:38:09pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

Have you figured it out yet?

238 madisonsfriend  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:38:29pm

re: #198 buzzsawmonkey

Michael York was hot in that movie
- like him I am old

239 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:38:51pm

re: #236 loppyd

I want one of these!

Ewwwww

240 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:38:56pm

re: #233 nyc redneck

it is a crime that the whole world does not call these assholes on their vile unacceptable behavior, at least that toward their own children, damn it.

As some lizardoid once pointed out; the most humane thing the Israelis could do to further "Palestinian society" would be to kidnap all their children and raise them decently, far, far away from "Palestinian society".
So it seems, at least.

241 elrushbuni  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:39:03pm

OH! and WHAT's worse?

President Bush Agrees to Sell Military Equipment to Saudi Arabia

I am outraged and you should be also. President Bush is in Saudi Arabia. He has just agreed to sell the Saudis $20 billion worth of military equipment. This is the same country that refused to recognize Israel’s right to exist; the same country that will not allow one Jew to set foot on its soil; the same country that birthed the 9/11 suicide bombers; the same country that refuses a church to exist and will cut the heads off any Christian who leads a Muslim to Christ – the Saudis do this all the time – as the world sleeps. This is the same country that is sending suicide bombers into Iraq to kill our troops and the same country that is attempting to destroy the U.S. economy with One-Hundred-Dollar barrel oil. This is blackmail!

242 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:39:13pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

They didn't have ropes in your school gym?

243 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:39:19pm

It's a banner day for jihadis. Not only did Mansoor Dadullah get bagged in Pakistan, but a whole bunch of jihadi scum (al Sadr's boys) got picked up in Iraq.

Two of those captured were senior leaders in Muqtada al Sadr's political movement, according to Voices of Iraq. A raid by "joint Iraqi Scorpion forces and U.S. troops arrested Basim al Kilabi, the tribal affairs official at al Sadr's office, and ten others following a raid on one of Hilla's villages on Sunday," a member of Sadr's media office told the Iraqi newspaper. Also captured was Qassem al Fatlawi, another member of the Sadrist current.

While it is unclear if either Kilabi or Fatlawi are the captured senior Special Groups operative, it is likely Kilabi was the target of the raid. As tribal affairs officer, Kibali would have contacts cutting across the provincial boundaries, and his position would mask his movements and contacts.

The Special Groups was created by Iran's Qods Force, the special operations branch of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps, to destabilize the Iraqi regime, strike at US and Coalition forces, and extend Iran's sphere of influence in southern and central Iraq. Iran established the Ramazan Corps as a sophisticated command structure to coordinate military, intelligence, terrorist, diplomatic, religious, ideological, propaganda, and economic operations. The Special Groups falls under Qods Force's Ramazan Corps.

244 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:39:36pm

re: #215 Occasional Reader


"We were keenly aware of everything about her"

You may have been . I never got beyond the high beams.

245 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:40:02pm

The reason the Muslims get away with their insane behavior is that they know western civilization will never go far enough to stop them. They know that no matter how bad the terrorists get, western civilization doesn't have the resolve to be merciless. Consequently, Islam will continue to grow.

246 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:40:10pm

re: #237 mama winger

re: #231 Occasional Reader


we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

Have you figured it out yet?

Umm... solidarity with historically-oppressed wymyn. Yeah, that's it.

247 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:40:36pm

re: #234 mama winger

re: #229 loppyd


LOL! Did you have the Farrah hairdo?

Sheesh - I wish. I was cursed with naturally curly hair. It had a mind of it's own. (I tried giant orange juice cans, ironing it, everything. Wasn't happening)

I know a girl who paid $300 to have her hair straightened....

248 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:40:36pm

re: #246 Occasional Reader

Yeah. That must be it.

249 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:40:59pm

re: #222 Creeping Eruption

re: #219 David Simon

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

250 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:13pm

re: #247 loppyd

I tried that. I came out with an Afro, no kidding. Of course it was the 70's so I fit right in.

251 elrushbuni  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:32pm

Oh, and by the way, why can't the Palestineans find their own gawddamn medical treatment instead of blaming the lack of it on the Joooooooos?

252 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:46pm

re: #230 Endangered in MASS

re: #193 loppyd

The bunny is lopping their heads off.

I think it's my turn to seethe.

253 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:50pm
254 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:53pm

re: #249 father_of_10

I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

that's not the word on the street.

255 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:41:55pm

Iraqi, US forces capture senior Special Groups operative in Hillah
By Bill Roggio

With Muqtada al Sadr set to decide on the status of the Mahdi Army ceasefire on Feb. 23, US and Iraqi security forces continue to step up operations against the Iranian-backed Special Groups and Sadr's Mahdi Army. The latest raid netted a senior regional Special Groups leader and ten others. According to the Iraqi press, two senior members of the Sadrist current were detained in the raid.

Bonus: Cool Flash Presentation on the Ramazan Corps and the Iranian Ratlines into Iraq.

256 madisonsfriend  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:42:10pm

re: #247 loppyd


Orange juice can curlers- I remember those!

257 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:42:24pm

re: #215 Occasional Reader

And the thing that strikes me, is --that's not a real, deep-down-inside, smile....

258 swamprat  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:42:26pm

re: #221 elrushbuni

I always manage to post an OT
but I just cant help myself


Egypts Foreign Minister said , "‘Anyone who violates our borders will get his legs broken"


"Dis is a nice country, see? And we likes to keep it that way, capiche?.....Vinny, please take dees guys outside, and show them the road."

259 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:42:50pm

re: #242 David Simon

re: #231 Occasional Reader


And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

They didn't have ropes in your school gym?

Heh.

I can recall THAT feeling, too. Also, the first time the gym teacher told us were were supposed to climb to the top of that rope, all the way to the ceiling. We kind of all looked at each other. "He can't possibly be serious, can he?"

260 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:02pm

re: #247 loppyd


Patricia Smith from the Globe?

261 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:12pm

re: #249 father_of_10

re: #222 Creeping Eruption


re: #219 David Simon

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

How long ago?

262 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:17pm
263 nyc redneck  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:21pm

re: #247 loppyd

re: #234 mama winger

re: #229 loppyd


LOL! Did you have the Farrah hairdo?


Sheesh - I wish. I was cursed with naturally curly hair. It had a mind of it's own. (I tried giant orange juice cans, ironing it, everything. Wasn't happening)

I know a girl who paid $300 to have her hair straightened....

i know a girl who ironed her hair and burned a lot of it off.

264 Carolyn  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:35pm

re: #259 Occasional Reader

re: #242 David Simon

re: #231 Occasional Reader


And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!


They didn't have ropes in your school gym?

Heh.

I can recall THAT feeling, too. Also, the first time the gym teacher told us were were supposed to climb to the top of that rope, all the way to the ceiling. We kind of all looked at each other. "He can't possibly be serious, can he?"

lmao

265 Dianna  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:43:59pm

re: #234 mama winger

You're still ahead of me. After a valiant attempt to get my superfine hair to do anything except fly around my head (involving two permanents within one week), I shaved my head.

Every girl - pretty much, anyway - is ahead of me in the late 70's-early 80's hair business.

266 funkyfantom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:44:21pm

re: #227 David Simon

re: #222 Creeping Eruption

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

I swear, there's one in every crowd. ;->

Spent a night in Lahore, come out with an itchy karachi.

267 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:44:30pm

Just one more: Little Bunny Foo-Foo.

268 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:44:32pm

Hmmmm. I always thought the archetypical rabbit was the Prince of a Thousand Enemies, (read: - Jews). Maybe Hamas' flesh eater hearkens back to General Woundwort - there appear similarities.

It's enough to believe, as the years go on and Palestinian Media Watch steadily records and disseminates to the world the litany of Pali fever-swamp delusion, that their media has been completely infiltrated by spy joooos....

/tinfoil hat

269 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:44:45pm
270 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:45:12pm

re: #262 buzzsawmonkey

re: #256 madisonsfriend

re: #247 loppyd


Orange juice can curlers- I remember those!

Don't forget the Dippity-do.

Hey ! After my mother in law died, I was cleaning out her bathroom and I found a huge jar of that. Original packaging from it had to be the 70's. (that woman was a packrat - kept everything under the sun)

271 Widow'smight  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:45:32pm

re: #237 mama winger

I remember when my dad took me to see the Godfather in the movies. When they flashed Al Pacino's Italian Wife's Tatas across the big screen, this 13 year old was like ruh-roh.

My dad prolly bribed me to keep quiet about the TATA part. Wonder if was a little frisky with his Italian wife that night.

272 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:45:44pm

re: #205 loppyd

re: #199 Occasional Reader


re: #196 Ben Hur

Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.

With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.

When I was little, I thought her name was Ferret Fawcett.

When Mrs Hur was little, she thought John Travolta's name was Jontra Volta.

273 American Soldier  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:46:28pm

Have to get back to my littlegreencorner of the GWoT. Later, all.

274 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:46:36pm

re: #265 Dianna

If I had the bone structure, I would shave my head, no problem. I do keep my hair fairly short, and just let it curl up and spring around happily on my head.

275 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:46:42pm

re: #268 Tiburon

I think it's time to tell Hamas to silflay hraka.

276 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:46:51pm

re: #166 Poitiers-Lepanto

Avanzi, not rabbit stew.

("Leftovers" in Italian)

And its back to work for me.

277 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:01pm

re: #272 Ben Hur

When Mrs Hur was little, she thought John Travolta's name was Jontra Volta.

HAHAHA! That's great !

278 Sifty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:12pm

re: #244 Endangered in MASS

re: #215 Occasional Reader


"We were keenly aware of everything about her"

You may have been . I never got beyond the high beams.

I salute that.

279 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:12pm

re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.

280 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:24pm

re: #273 American Soldier

Have to get back to my littlegreencorner of the GWoT. Later, all.

Hi Soldier!

Bye Soldier !

281 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:29pm

re: #259 Occasional Reader

re: #242 David Simon


re: #231 Occasional Reader

And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

They didn't have ropes in your school gym?

Heh.

I can recall THAT feeling, too. Also, the first time the gym teacher told us were were supposed to climb to the top of that rope, all the way to the ceiling. We kind of all looked at each other. "He can't possibly be serious, can he?"

Ah yes, I remember that too. And how proud I was the day I made it all the way up there. And how pride turned to shame when as I was sliding down in front of the whole class...well, you know.

282 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:41pm

re: #247 loppyd

I know a girl who paid $300 to have her hair straightened....

It's like Sylvester McMonkey McBean* 'cause I was next door paying to get curls put into my hair.

*The guy from Dr. Suess's The Sneetches who makes money with two machines, one that puts stars on bellies, and one that takes them off.

283 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:47:42pm

re: #254 mama winger

re: #249 father_of_10

I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

that's not the word on the street.

? which street? I didn't live on THAT street!

284 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:00pm

re: #272 Ben Hur

re: #205 loppyd

re: #199 Occasional Reader


re: #196 Ben Hur


Palestinian society can best be explained in the Carousel scene of Logan's Run.


With a cameo appearance by Fatah Fawcett Majors.


When I was little, I thought her name was Ferret Fawcett.

When Mrs Hur was little, she thought John Travolta's name was Jontra Volta.

Now it's just John Revolta.

285 nyc redneck  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:03pm

re: #275 Occasional Reader

re: #268 Tiburon

I think it's time to tell Hamas to silflay hraka.

and pass some hur roo da do

286 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:23pm

re: #267 Cygnus

Just one more: Little Bunny Foo-Foo.

I remember singing that in kindergarten!

287 Widow'smight  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:33pm

271 should be HE was a little frisky.

288 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:34pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

That's the feeling of:

To Life!

289 mama winger  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:34pm

I have to go find a phone in my garage.

bbl

290 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:48:45pm

re: #267 Cygnus

Just one more: Little Bunny Foo-Foo.

Personally, my favorite homicidal wanna-be rabbit is Bunnicula

291 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:49:02pm

re: #243 lawhawk

GMTA!

292 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:49:19pm

re: #281 David Simon

re: #259 Occasional Reader


re: #242 David Simon

re: #231 Occasional Reader

And we were, what, 10 years old... we weren't even quite sure what the hell this feeling was!

They didn't have ropes in your school gym?

Heh.
I can recall THAT feeling, too. Also, the first time the gym teacher told us were were supposed to climb to the top of that rope, all the way to the ceiling. We kind of all looked at each other. "He can't possibly be serious, can he?"

Ah yes, I remember that too. And how proud I was the day I made it all the way up there. And how pride turned to shame when as I was sliding down in front of the whole class...well, you know.

Another reason I am happy to be a chick.

293 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:49:27pm

re: #275 Occasional Reader
re: #275 Occasional Reader

re: #268 Tiburon

I think it's time to tell Hamas to silflay hraka.

heh. more poignant of course if one can work in something about their mothers.

294 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:49:28pm

re: #279 loppyd

re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.

Was it orange shag? Yeccch!
Ah, yes; the decade of poor taste.

295 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:49:40pm

re: #267 Cygnus

I remember that! :)

296 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:51:05pm

I've stopped paying attention to the main thread topic. What's the stupid Bunny O'Hate's name again?

297 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:51:19pm

re: #270 mama winger

(Whoops! Back to cleanin' out my house.....while I've still got time.... ):


/ :)

298 SpartanWoman  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:51:40pm

Pali-TV got the idea from LGF's running titles: Always the Rabbit of Hunger...

299 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:52:14pm

re: #296 Silhouette

I've stopped paying attention to the main thread topic. What's the stupid Bunny O'Hate's name again?

Little Bunny Boom Boom...
/

300 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:52:30pm

re: #279 loppyd

There were actually designs like that in the 1970s.

Carpet is cheap also.

—Ojoe the architect.

301 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:53:22pm

re: #296 Silhouette

I've stopped paying attention to the main thread topic. What's the stupid Bunny O'Hate's name again?

Assud (lion).

302 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:53:23pm

re: #293 Tiburon

Your Woundwort link does recall one of the most memorable scenes from that book (which had a HUGE influence on me right around the time I was starting to admire Farrah posters): Bigwig facing down Woundwort and saying, "my Chief Rabbit told me to guard this tunnel, and that's what I'm going to do." Woundwort being struck with terror with the thought that, if Bigwig is this big and tough, his Chief Rabbit must be even bigger. The difference between societies controlled by fear and brutality; and those that are free, and willingly defended by those who cherish freedom.

303 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:53:25pm

re: #295 Ma Sands

re: #267 Cygnus

I remember that! :)

Yep, we're gettin' old.

304 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:54:11pm

re: #279 loppyd

re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.

OK. How bout this?!?!

I remember when I was a kid sitting watching TV (when I wasn't tied to an oar in some boat or tied to some death whell like Conan) and there were ads for some gum that always said "And it won't stick to your dental work."

Which of course made me take out my gum and check if it would stick to all my Dad's weekend papers. You know, with the football spreads on them?

It stuck.

All over.

Gum is not silly putty.

305 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:55:10pm

re: #261 David Simon

re: #249 father_of_10

re: #222 Creeping Eruption


re: #219 David Simon


re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?


Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.


Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?


I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

How long ago?


It was so long ago I would be embarrassed to say. Let's say that it was when they thought all Americas were rich, we weren't obviously, universally hated, but you still had to be very careful . . . like almost 40 years ago.

306 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:55:45pm

re: #301 jcm

To hell with the main thread topic.

307 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:56:27pm

I'm picking that the IDF's selective targeting of HAMAS leadership will be more effective than a cartoon bunny.

Which is why the HAMS leadership (weak attempt at pun) are not keen on collecting their retirement quota of virgins. Aisha will need to go and give them a pep talk on their need to lead by example. Aisha?

308 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:56:32pm

re: #279 loppyd

re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.

Now it just means Party Night at Rosie's.

/running

309 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:56:40pm
310 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:56:46pm

re: #304 Ben Hur

I bet that went over well. :~)

I bet the ad was for Freedent. My Nana (God rest her soul) always had a pack of Freedent and butterscotch Livesavers in her purse.

311 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:57:06pm

re: #306 Ojoe

re: #301 jcm

To hell with the main thread topic.

Good!
Drink!

312 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:57:26pm

re: #300 Ojoe

re: #279 loppyd

There were actually designs like that in the 1970s.

Carpet is cheap also.

—Ojoe the architect.

Pick up James Lileks Interior Desecrations if you want a hilarious look at 60's and 70's Very Bad Ideas.

313 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:58:17pm

re: #308 Ben Hur

re: #279 loppyd


re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.


Now it just means Party Night at Rosie's.

/running


This Rosie?

314 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:58:38pm

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

315 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:59:11pm

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

Ahem!

316 zombie  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:59:29pm

Grrrrrrrrrr!

The lunatics at Fred Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church announced (pdf) that they were going to picket the Marine Corps office in Berkeley TODAY at noon.

So I made a special trip over there just to catch the action, and...

They didn't show up! They chickened out! Or it was a hoax! Or something.

Nice way to mess up my whole day, Fred!

I stayed til 12:30 and there was nobody there but a couple of teenaged straggler Code Pink wannabes. Pathetic.

Where were you, Fred & Co.? We need your brand of psychedelic hatemongering dementia to spice up the proceedings around here!

For those who shy away from pdfs, here is the text of their ppress release (crazy spacing included at no extra charge):

NEWS RELEASE
West bor o Bapt i st Ch u r c h
(WBC Chronicles - Since 1955)
3701 SW 12th St. Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325 [Link: www.godhatesfags.com...]
Religious Opinion a n d Bible Comment ar y on Cu r r e n t Events
Fr i day, Fe b r u a r y 1, 2008
The Mar i ne Corps is
"Fi l l ed with Filthy Fags.' 1
Wise UP, brutish Berkel ey.
Thi s week t hey bur y Lanc e Cpl . Mar i a F.
Laut er bac h who was r aped and mur der ed by a
f el l ow Mar i ne. Her unc l e s ay s , " She was
r aped. The Mar i nes di dn' t pr ot ec t her . Now
s he' s dead. " The Mar i nes ar e f i l l ed wi t h
mur der er s , r api s t s , l i ar s - AND FAGS. The Ci t y
of Ber k el ey want s mor e f ags ! They v ot ed t hi s
week t o boot t he Mar i ne r ec r ui t i ng of f i c e out of
downt own Ber k el ey unl es s t he Mar i nes t hr ow
t he door s wi de open t o f i l l t he Mar i nes wi t h y et
mor e f i l t hy f ags ! I nv ok i ng t he wr at h of God.

WBC wi l l pi cket t he Mar i ne
r ecr ui t i ng of f i ce & Code Pi nk.
WBC t o pi c k et t he downt own Mar i ne r ec r ui t i ng
of f i c e i n Ber k el ey - at noon, Mon. , Feb. 11 - i n
r el i gi ous pr ot es t and war ni ng; t o wi t : " Be not
dec ei v ed; God i s not moc k ed. " Gal . 6: 7. God
Hat es Fags ! & Fag- Enabl er s . Er go, God hat es
t he Fag- Fi l l ed Mar i ne Cor ps , t he Fag- Run Ci t y
of Ber k el ey , t he Fag Republ i c of Cal i f or ni a, and
t he Uni t ed St at es of Fag- Amer i c a.

317 madisonsfriend  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:59:31pm

take a look at the Zitner rabbit [Link: www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com...] He could kick the stuffing out of the Pali bunny

318 Ojoe  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 12:59:38pm

re: #312 Occasional Reader

Architect nickname for interior decorator is "inferior desecrater".

Supposedly F.L. Wright came up with that.

319 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:00:13pm

re: #294 Cygnus

re: #279 loppyd


re: #272 Ben Hur

I also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.


Was it orange shag? Yeccch!
Ah, yes; the decade of poor taste.

And lots and lots of brown plaid furniture.

320 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:00:18pm
321 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:00:27pm

re: #315 loppyd

But we haven't missed you! There were comments about hoping it wasn't a loppy.

/don't hurt me

322 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:00:51pm

re: #305 father_of_10

re: #261 David Simon


re: #249 father_of_10

re: #222 Creeping Eruption

re: #219 David Simon

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?

Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.

Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?

I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.

How long ago?

It was so long ago I would be embarrassed to say. Let's say that it was when they thought all Americas were rich, we weren't obviously, universally hated, but you still had to be very careful . . . like almost 40 years ago.

Some of my moonbat relatives (college professors, natch) lived there around that time, too. Sad to think that it's probably an even bigger shit hole today than it was back then.

323 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:00:52pm

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

Tsk, tsk, Hugh is very upset you're forgetting his ahh, bunnies.

324 ciaospirit  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:01:34pm

It doesn't take the MSM long, does it? Proof, proof, I tell ya.

High-profile Iraq bombings may be proof al-Qaida is regrouping

325 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:02:18pm

re: #302 Occasional Reader

re: #293 Tiburon

Your Woundwort link does recall one of the most memorable scenes from that book (which had a HUGE influence on me right around the time I was starting to admire Farrah posters): Bigwig facing down Woundwort and saying, "my Chief Rabbit told me to guard this tunnel, and that's what I'm going to do." Woundwort being struck with terror with the thought that, if Bigwig is this big and tough, his Chief Rabbit must be even bigger. The difference between societies controlled by fear and brutality; and those that are free, and willingly defended by those who cherish freedom.

You of course recognize you're (we're) 'losing it', eh? ;-)

Someone should gather all this stuff, from the accusations of IDF women stripping naked save for G-string while atop tanks to draw out the impressionable Gaza youth, then whipping out a pistol and gunning them down, through the poison candies and spreading of drugs/HIV-AIDS, to the murderous bees/bunnies infecting the airways, and write a worldview history of these Palestinians.

It'd go to several volumes.

Laughter really is the best medicine. That, or 7.56 FMJ

326 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:02:21pm

re: #321 Silhouette

re: #315 loppyd

But we haven't missed you! There were comments about hoping it wasn't a loppy.

/don't hurt me

I made the comment! LOL

327 Pass The Moonbaticide  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:02:36pm

I'm surprised nobody has posted this yet !
Even our cartoon rabbits. are more dangerous than the Pali ones

328 Morganfrost  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:02:42pm

Look out for IDF Col. Fuddstein and his Cwack Wabbit Bwigade (CWB).

329 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:03:49pm
330 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:04:47pm

Feds: U.S. defense analyst leaked secrets to China

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A U.S. Defense Department analyst has been arrested and charged with espionage, accused of passing American military secrets to the Chinese government.

Court documents unsealed Monday following arrests in two states identify the defense worker as Gregg William Bergersen, 51, of Alexandria, Virginia.

Bergersen is a weapons systems policy analyst at the Defense Department's Defense Security Cooperation Agency in Arlington, Virginia. He is charged with conspiracy to disclose national defense information illegally to unauthorized individuals.

331 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:04:54pm

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

The 'White Rabbit' tat from 'Matrix'

332 x-ray  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:05:00pm

re: #312 Occasional Reader

re: #300 Ojoe

re: #279 loppyd

There were actually designs like that in the 1970s.

Carpet is cheap also.

—Ojoe the architect.

Pick up James Lileks Interior Desecrations if you want a hilarious look at 60's and 70's Very Bad Ideas.

Online examples from Lileks book.

333 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:05:29pm

Two CBS journalists missing in Iraq

Suddenly, they love the soldiers again.

334 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:05:29pm

re: #314 Silhouette

The Runnaway Bunny, and the bunny in Good Night Moon.

335 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:06:13pm

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette


Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit


The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

Killer Rabbit from Holy Grail.

336 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:06:22pm

re: #316 zombie

I thought losing the court case had effectively put them out of "business"!

337 Silhouette  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:06:25pm

re: #326 loppyd

Okay, so I'm paying partial attention.

More to the list:

Brer Rabbit
(Fine..rolls eyes) playboy bunnies
Cadbury bunny

338 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:06:41pm

re: #333 Ben Hur

Two CBS journalists missing in Iraq

Suddenly, they love the soldiers again.

It's all Bush's fault.

339 debutaunt  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:06:56pm

re: #171 tfc3rid

For my fellow LGF'ers who LOVE Mike Bloomberg...

He was at the UN today, calling on nations to implement a Carbon Emissions Tax.

Ecochondriacs at work.

- Mark Steyn

340 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:07:15pm

re: #322 David Simon

re: #305 father_of_10

re: #261 David Simon


re: #249 father_of_10


re: #222 Creeping Eruption

re: #219 David Simon

re: #206 father_of_10

What would they do if he did what he threatened when they didn't stop the madness?


Probably burn every McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken from Lahore to Casablanca.


Lahore - never heard of it. Is that a French Bordello?


I used to live there . . . in Lahore, not the French Bordello.


How long ago?


It was so long ago I would be embarrassed to say. Let's say that it was when they thought all Americas were rich, we weren't obviously, universally hated, but you still had to be very careful . . . like almost 40 years ago.

Some of my moonbat relatives (college professors, natch) lived there around that time, too. Sad to think that it's probably an even bigger shit hole today than it was back then.

My brothers and I would go down to the boulevard (roundy round) and watch the car wrecks. It was like Deathmatch 2000. would you believe I learned to drive in Lahore? It made me fearless!

341 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:07:18pm

re: #337 Silhouette

The rabbits from Watership Down

342 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:07:22pm

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

Bunnicula the vampire bunny that sucks the juice from vegetables

343 JimmyTheClaw  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:07:56pm

re: #315 loppyd

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

Ahem!

crusader rabbit

344 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:08:20pm

#337 Silhouette

Harvey

345 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:08:54pm

re: #318 Ojoe

re: #312 Occasional Reader

Architect nickname for interior decorator is "inferior desecrater".

Supposedly F.L. Wright came up with that.


May I recommend James Lilek's Interior Desecrations, if you have a taste for a couple of hours of helpless tears-of-laughter?

346 antiislamist  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:09:47pm

huh... the believers can even teach Rabits ? what next from Hamas cartoons...

at the end of the day, Stones will say....Ya Rabit, there is a Jew behind me... come and eat him...

347 Eowyn2  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:10:11pm

re: #34 Killian Bundy

NO, NOT NAHOUL!

/wonder what he died of?

Got caught in the Hamas/Fatah crossfire and was only SLIGHTLY WOUNDED. Actually died because the Israelis refused to medical treatment to the biggest damn killer bee ever.

348 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:10:34pm

re: #342 Creeping Eruption

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

Bunnicula the vampire bunny that sucks the juice from vegetables

Jessica Rabbit?

349 zombie  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:10:38pm

re: #336 Ma Sands

re: #316 zombie

I thought losing the court case had effectively put them out of "business"!

I didn't know about that!

In order to start a trend, I have made a new "spinoff thread" out of my comment #316, to discuss this tragic non-escalation of the Berkeley crisis.

Comments can be threads too!

350 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:10:43pm
351 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:11:06pm

Embattled Muslim aide to leave Pentagon job
Hesham Islam's 'resume didn't add up,' official says

Yes!

352 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:11:10pm

re: #332 x-ray

Getoutamyhead!

353 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:11:43pm
354 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:12:44pm

re: #348 father_of_10

re: #342 Creeping Eruption

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

Bunnicula the vampire bunny that sucks the juice from vegetables

Jessica Rabbit?

The Fatal Attraction Rabbit? DOA, but famous.

355 David Simon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:13:01pm

#340 father_of_ten -

My brothers and I would go down to the boulevard (roundy round) and watch the car wrecks. It was like Deathmatch 2000. would you believe I learned to drive in Lahore? It made me fearless!

If it's worse than the Dan Ryan Expressway in Chicago, I can't even imagine.

356 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:13:03pm

re: #351 Kenneth

Embattled Muslim aide to leave Pentagon job
Hesham Islam's 'resume didn't add up,' official says

Yes!


I guess the "remembering Israeli planes bombing Cairo" BS caught up with him.

Cairo was never bombed by the Israelis.

357 ec marm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:13:25pm
358 Barking Pumpkin  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:13:42pm

re: #323 jcm

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

Tsk, tsk, Hugh is very upset you're forgetting his ahh, bunnies.

Uh, Bugs Bunny?

359 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:14:09pm
360 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:15:11pm

re: #356 Ben Hur

Cairo was never bombed by the Israelis.

Was it "over" when the Israelis bombed Cairo? Hell no! It wasn't over then! And it isn't over now! 'Cause when the going gets tough....

361 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:15:28pm

re: #356 Ben Hur

No, but I do recall reading the Egyptian Minister of Defense got seriously 'bombed' after he found out his air force was destroyed.

362 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:15:29pm

re: #350 Ben Hur

VT House OKs Hemp for State's Farmers

Save a tree.

Why not? Hemp is easy to grow and harvest, and has a ton of uses. You can't get high on it either.

363 x-ray  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:15:36pm

Send Lennie from Of mice and Men to tend the Jew Eating Rabbit.

364 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:16:04pm

re: #315 loppyd

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

Ahem!

Jessica Rabbit.

And this rabbit.

365 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:16:22pm

re: #359 buzzsawmonkey

...never mind that, what ever happened to the firing squad for traitors & spys?

366 Eowyn2  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:16:23pm

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette


Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit


The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)


the were-rabbit
rabbit ears

367 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:16:35pm

re: #359 buzzsawmonkey

re: #351 Kenneth

Embattled Muslim aide to leave Pentagon job
Hesham Islam's 'resume didn't add up,' official says

Yes!

He's "expected to leave next month," the article said--after "his resume didn't add up."

What happened to being given a box for your belongings and having security escort you out of the building?

He needs time to fill those boxes with classified material to turn over to the muslim sisterhood

368 debutaunt  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:16:59pm

re: #277 mama winger

re: #272 Ben Hur


When Mrs Hur was little, she thought John Travolta's name was Jontra Volta.

HAHAHA! That's great !



Vic Damone = Vicda Moan

369 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:17:02pm

re: #366 Eowyn2

Chocolate bunny rabbits..... :)

370 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:17:25pm
371 johnnyreb  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:17:31pm

That little girl has the most lifeless eyes of any child I have ever seen.

Sad.

372 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:17:48pm

re: #364 lawhawk

re: #315 loppyd


re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit


Ahem!

Jessica Rabbit.

And this rabbit.


I know another rabbit, but we have Websense at work!

373 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:17:53pm
374 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:05pm
375 the angel michael  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:07pm

They must have just watched Donnie Darko

Frank

376 formercorpsman  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:21pm

re: #316 zombie

You know Zombie, the more I consider the possibility, the more I might be convinced, that outfit just might have some external influence behind it.

I'd be curious to know what Buzz might think of that.

377 Kenneth  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:24pm

Nah, what's up, Doc? All dis talk of rabbits, and you haven't even mentioned me... It's enough to give a rabbit a complex!

378 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:28pm

re: #339 debutaunt

EnviroYentas

379 WrathofG-d  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:39pm

Olmert is F.O.S.

All politics are local. Olmert is full of crap, and is risking the lives of brave young soldiers to save his job.

see "spin off" above.

380 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:18:53pm

re: #371 johnnyreb

That little girl has the most lifeless eyes of any child I have ever seen.

Sad.

Future suicide bomber.

381 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:19:02pm
382 Endangered in MASS  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:19:04pm

re: #342 Creeping Eruption

Harvey the white rabbit ..Jimmy Stewart movie

383 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:19:20pm

re: #371 johnnyreb

And my heart still aches for her, every time Charles posts one of these videos.....how I wish God, the real One, would claim her while she is still among the living!

384 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:19:25pm

Did anyone mention the Wudy the Wabbit pep talk in Meatballs?

385 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:19:57pm

re: #373 buzzsawmonkey

re: #367 Creeping Eruption

Pretty much my thoughts too.

I cannot for the life of me remember where I read about Gordon England before. It is in one of the post 9/11 CYA books that absolutely blasted him as an incompetent. I feel like it was Clarke's book but I am not sure.

386 WrathofG-d  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:21:02pm

BACK 2 work 4 me = 6

387 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:21:34pm

re: #272 Ben Hur

Is Mrs Hur Israeli? Because that's almost exactly how Mr. WriterMom says his name.

"Who do you think you are? Jontravolta?

388 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:22:03pm

East Timor President wounded in failed coup attempt

DILI, East Timor -- East Timor's president was treated for serious chest wounds in an Australian hospital Monday after rebel soldiers shot him and attacked the prime minister during a failed coup attempt. The country's top fugitive was killed in one of the attacks.

The strikes against the two independence icons were a striking reminder of the bitter rivalries beneath the surface in Asia's newest nation and could trigger more unrest and political turmoil.

Neighboring Australia immediately announced it would send more police and troops to help keep peace in East Timor, a desperately poor country that won independence from Indonesia in 2002 after a U.N.-sponsored ballot but has struggled to emerge as a stable nation.

Recall that East Timor's independence was one of OBL's many, many announced beefs with the West; because, of course, Muslims are supposed to rule over non-Muslims.

389 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:22:09pm

re: #351 Kenneth

To merely leave? Scot free?!

390 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:22:51pm

re: #366 Eowyn2

re: #366 Eowyn2

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey


re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?
Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

the were-rabbit
rabbit ears

Then there's THIS Rabbit, which I suspect greatly feared by devout Mohammedans, especially due it's ear which....
Oh. Never mind.

391 Occasional Reader  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:23:00pm

re: #375 the angel michael

They must have just watched Donnie Darko

Frank

The only rabbit even nearly that creepy is the one from Sexy Beast.

393 jaydub  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:23:26pm

re: #301 jcm

re: #296 Silhouette

I've stopped paying attention to the main thread topic. What's the stupid Bunny O'Hate's name again?

Assud (lion).

Just a topic of interest: Osama/Usama is the same name in Arabic.

394 Dianna  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:23:26pm

re: #312 Occasional Reader

The Plaid Room!

395 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:23:49pm

re: #390 Tiburon

LOL. You really should put a NSFW warning on that.

396 debutaunt  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:24:54pm

re: #333 Ben Hur

Two CBS journalists missing in Iraq

Suddenly, they love the soldiers again.

A nice objective report.

397 Tiburon  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:25:41pm

re: #395 Creeping Eruption
This is turning into a memorable thread, must admit.... :-)

398 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:26:49pm

re: #387 WriterMom

re: #272 Ben Hur

Is Mrs Hur Israeli? Because that's almost exactly how Mr. WriterMom says his name.

"Who do you think you are? Jontravolta?

Best Jontra Volta (LOL) line ever:

"Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."

399 Jinx  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:27:16pm

Phew!

It's only a Jew-eating rabbit.

Now, if it were a Muslim-eating Pig named Mohammed, that would be another story altogether....

400 jaunte  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:29:15pm

Look for Assud the rabbit to get killed in a motorcycle accident.


After the death of eight people in mototcycle accidents in the Gaza Strip, the de facto government launched a campaign on Saturday to control unlicensed riders.....
Hundreds of motorcycles were reportedly brought in from Egypt by Palestinian teenagers after the border breach in January. Most of the motorcycles are still unregistered and the drivers untrained and unlicensed.
[Link: www.maannews.net...]
401 Ben Hur  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:30:29pm

re: #387 WriterMom

re: #272 Ben Hur

Is Mrs Hur Israeli? Because that's almost exactly how Mr. WriterMom says his name.

"Who do you think you are? Jontravolta?

Why yes, yes she is.

And what a bag of fun that is!

402 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:31:14pm

re: #401 Ben Hur

re: #387 WriterMom


re: #272 Ben Hur

Is Mrs Hur Israeli? Because that's almost exactly how Mr. WriterMom says his name.

"Who do you think you are? Jontravolta?


Why yes, yes she is.

And what a bag of fun that is!

I'm tellin'!

403 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:31:37pm

re: #400 jaunte

O. Mi. Goodness! What a turn!

404 father_of_10  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:32:40pm

re: #366 Eowyn2

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette


Have we missed any famous rabbits? Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit


The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)


the were-rabbit
rabbit ears

You mean these rabbit ears?

405 debutaunt  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:32:55pm

re: #392 loppyd

Huckleberry Hound calls Washington state election results 'Soviet Union-style call'

A. Lose graciously.
B. Attack the results.

406 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:33:05pm

Negative Alien Practices...

Love, Peace, Tolerance, Justice, Mercy.....

407 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:33:31pm

re: #400 jaunte

Look for Assud the rabbit to get killed in a motorcycle accident.



After the death of eight people in mototcycle accidents in the Gaza Strip, the de facto government launched a campaign on Saturday to control unlicensed riders.....
Hundreds of motorcycles were reportedly brought in from Egypt by Palestinian teenagers after the border breach in January. Most of the motorcycles are still unregistered and the drivers untrained and unlicensed.
[Link: www.maannews.net...]

Yeah, you cant be wasting all of those potential suicide bombers on motorcycle accidents.

408 jaunte  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:33:37pm

re: #403 Ma Sands

re: #400 jaunte

O. Mi. Goodness! What a turn!

How will they afford candles, if they've blown all the money on motorcycles?

409 jcm  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:33:40pm

re: #406 jcm

Negative Alien Practices...

Love, Peace, Tolerance, Justice, Mercy.....

Twice today wrong thread....

410 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:34:10pm

re: #405 debutaunt

re: #392 loppyd


Huckleberry Hound calls Washington state election results 'Soviet Union-style call'

A. Lose graciously.
B. Attack the results.

As I said on the morning thread, if you didn't think he was a liberal before this seals the deal.

411 lawhawk  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:35:55pm

re: #405 debutaunt

re: #392 loppyd

Huckleberry Hound calls Washington state election results 'Soviet Union-style call'

A. Lose graciously.
B. Attack the results.

Well, Washington does have a history of shady election results and I wouldn't be surprised that there were irregularities there - in both D and GOP races.

412 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:36:42pm

re: #401 Ben Hur

Don't even GO THERE. A "bag" of fun? ROFL.

Sakit nylon?

413 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:37:19pm

re: #382 Endangered in MASS

re: #342 Creeping Eruption

Harvey the white rabbit ..Jimmy Stewart movie

The pink rabbit costume from A Christmas Story. I'm sure the poor kid would have to spend years in therapy after that.

414 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:38:41pm

re: #400 jaunte

Look for Assud the rabbit to get killed in a motorcycle accident.



After the death of eight people in mototcycle accidents in the Gaza Strip, the de facto government launched a campaign on Saturday to control unlicensed riders.....
Hundreds of motorcycles were reportedly brought in from Egypt by Palestinian teenagers after the border breach in January. Most of the motorcycles are still unregistered and the drivers untrained and unlicensed.
[Link: www.maannews.net...]

It's the Jooooos' fault.

415 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:38:55pm

re: #409 jcm

It SO fits, though! --and don't forget joy!

416 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:39:21pm

Rabbit, Eddie

417 Cygnus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:40:24pm

re: #319 loppyd

re: #294 Cygnus

re: #279 loppyd


re: #272 Ben HurI also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.


Was it orange shag? Yeccch!
Ah, yes; the decade of poor taste.

And lots and lots of brown plaid furniture.

Perfectly matching Dad's brown plaid leisure suit.

418 WriterMom  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:41:54pm
419 sparrowlake  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:52:29pm

re: #418 WriterMom

LOL. But whut about this one?

420 Ceemack  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:52:59pm

Overheard on a street in Gaza:

"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"

"Duck season!"

"Rabbit season!"

421 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:54:58pm

loppyd,

Jesus told him to dispute the results.

422 Areopagitica  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 1:55:43pm

I have to admit it: I killed Nahool. I hate large flying stinging insects. The other day I saw one of those gigantic cicada killer wasps so I grabbed a can of RAID, which was bottled in Tel Aviv, and I saw one and sprayed the living crap out of the bug. upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Nahool. I decided to finish him off by crunching his exoskeleton. In this way I prevented Nahool from receiving much needed medical treatment:)

Methinks the Palis really have a subconscious hatred of animals as well as joos. Where is Elmer Fudd when you need him?

423 loppyd  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:03:36pm

re: #421 Dirk Diggler

loppyd,

Jesus told him to dispute the results.

Gah.

424 Russkilitlover  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:17:02pm

re: #331 Cygnus

re: #329 buzzsawmonkey


re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?

Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit


The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

The 'White Rabbit' tat from 'Matrix'

Whole community of Watership Down?

425 Russkilitlover  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:19:07pm

re: #417 Cygnus

re: #319 loppyd


re: #294 Cygnus

re: #279 loppyd

re: #272 Ben HurI also thought wall to wall carpeting meant it was on the walls.

Was it orange shag? Yeccch!
Ah, yes; the decade of poor taste.

And lots and lots of brown plaid furniture.

Perfectly matching Dad's brown plaid leisure suit.

I was in a newly built very high end semi-custom home in So. Cal. All of the secondary bathroom countertops were ORANGE ceaserstone. Pure orange. Gah...

426 solus  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:25:03pm

Slightly off kilter but still focusing on Hamas:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Most interesting documentary on British TV in years. C4 seem to getting towards balance: a mentalist moonbat documentary followed by one with a brain.

427 Ma Sands  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:34:40pm

re: #424 Russkilitlover

Ah, how I love that book! Have you read any other of Richard Adams' books? He is so good a writer.....I especially like his one about Robert E. Lee's horse.....

428 Colonel Panik  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:35:28pm

Will Olmert Fudd hunt the Jew Hating Wabbit?

429 Colonel Panik  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:36:56pm

re: #424 Russkilitlover

re: #331 Cygnus


re: #329 buzzsawmonkey

re: #314 Silhouette

Have we missed any famous rabbits?
Jack-a-lope
The Nesquik Bunny
The White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
The Hare (The Tortoise and the Hare)
Thumper
Rabbit, Winnie the Pooh
The Energizer Bunny
Roger Rabbit
Velveteen Rabbit
Peter Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit
"Rabbit" from the John Updike novels (stretching a point)
The Playboy Bunny
Mr. Bun (Susie Derkin's stuffed toy in Calvin and Hobbes)

The 'White Rabbit' tat from 'Matrix'

Whole community of Watership Down?

You forgot Bunnicula, the Vampire Rabbit.

430 Russkilitlover  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:38:18pm

re: #427 Ma Sands

The only other work of his I've read is the book about Traveller. Need to dig that up and read again - it's been a while and I remember that I loved it.

431 WalterMitty  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:39:49pm

re: #371 johnnyreb

That little girl has the most lifeless eyes of any child I have ever seen.

Sad.

Well, they killed the mouse and the bee, the rabbit's probably a dead rodent walking. The progression would indicate the inevitable.

Put me on record that she doesn't make it to 18.

432 pingjockey  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:51:40pm

Somebody probably already said it, but I ain't going up thread to check.
But you see shit like this and you want to try and make peace with these savages? Only dipshit leftards and braindead fools think it is possible.

433 Fasternu426  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 2:55:12pm
434 TheCorruptedLamb  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 3:06:46pm

I vote for a lamb next :)

435 kansas  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 3:15:38pm

Muslims can eat Jews? I woulda thought that would offend them.

436 Kohenan the Barbarian  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 3:57:09pm

The bombastic braggart Ham assholes are now hiding in their "rabid" warrens for fear of premature martyrdom at the hands of the IAF pilots rev ed up on viagra and on the hunt for their targeted demise--they have repeatedly warned of offing Shalit should any of their leadership be expunged--this begs for a warning by Israel that not only their leadership is doomed but the entire Gaza contingent of their scumbag followers will be extinct should Shalit not be returned healthy and unscathed--it's time to give these degenerate terrorist bastards what they well desire--self sacrifice for Islamofascism!

437 OneGyT  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 4:19:56pm

Tomorrow, on Bill Maher: "It was satire!"

438 uptight  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 4:23:48pm

After all his words about avenging the death of Farfur, that snivveling little Islamic supremacist Nahoul expected Israeli hospitals to treat him? Sounds about normal (I expect Assud to die in some Israelis-witholding-free=electricity-related accident)

439 Jeffrey Nihart  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 4:30:59pm

Rabbit stew with carrots and rice.
How nice.......

jn

440 Godwrestler  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 5:18:32pm

what propaganda?

441 Joel  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 5:56:35pm

re: #436 Kohenan the Barbarian

H0w about threatening to hang 200 Hamasniks if Shalit is harmed?

442 Joel  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 6:00:31pm

re: #423 loppyd

Hi loppyd
Bummer that New England lost. The NY Post was insufferable.

443 Emery Calame  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 6:16:49pm

There's an interesting subtext here.

1. If you assist the Palestinian propaganda effort you can expect those you assist to kill you and blame your death on Israel. This applies to mice and bees and rabbits alike.

2. Going to the local shit hole of a zoo and viciously tossing house cats about is no protection from #1.

444 sarah  Mon, Feb 11, 2008 6:27:11pm

not even going to touch this one.

ok, maybe one word: Sickos

445 protestshooter  Tue, Feb 12, 2008 9:19:16am

re: #316 zombie

Grrrrrrrrrr!

[...]
So I made a special trip over there just to catch the action, and...

They didn't show up! They chickened out! Or it was a hoax! Or something.

Nice way to mess up my whole day, Fred!

I stayed til 12:30 and there was nobody there but a couple of teenaged straggler Code Pink wannabes. Pathetic.

I am SO glad to hear you say that, you have no idea. Lefties keep announcing stuff and then maybe five people show up. They have zip organizational skills. And I keep thinking "This never happens to Zombie. When Zombie has a report there's always tons of action." Glad to know it's just inept moonbats.


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