Want an LGF Account? - Update: The Window Closes

Charles Johnsonfollow me on twitter
Thu Mar 13, 2008 at 6:43 pm PDT • Views: 198

The door has creaked open, the lizards of Cerberus are on guard, and it won’t last long. Yes, it’s another of our infamous semi-random registration opportunities. Read the instructions carefully and take them to heart, and before posting any comments read the very clear disclaimer at the top of each thread, so I don’t have to sic Stinky Beaumont on you.

If you’re a troll, especially a previously banned troll or one of the cretins who sends me hate mail, don’t even think about it. New registrations are watched by a team of heinously indoctrinated monitor lizards, and if you try to sneak in, they will use their psychokinetic abilities to make your brain explode. This will be your only warning.

Tick … tick … tick …

UPDATE at 3/13/08 7:20:55 pm:

Now closed, with 108 hatchlings in the holding pen.

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 Frank says:

I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERF*CKERS OUT THERE! So watch out.