Why are you so nice to us, Charles?
We're not worthy.

WOO HOO only 975,696 comments to go for 6 million.

i say we hijack this open thread and make it the "i am watching the NCAA tournament at work" thread

re: #3 blutonazi98

How can you highjack an "OPEN" thread when talking about anything is viable?

re: #5 saberry0530

its an open thread don't tell me how to act

Be careful Charles... 3 generations of _roadies spent their lives in the code mine. My grandfather died of Boolean Lung.

New Stuff?

Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy

A beautiful day here in Northern California. Maybe I will do something productive. Nahhhh!

Working on the photos from yesterday's Commuganza in San Francisco.

What a bunch of maroons.

Sad turnout, too.

Though I got a couple juicy pics to enflame the faithful!

Some of us don't think sports have anything of value in the first place.

Who has posted the most comments here? I read that babba zee has over 60,000. And what happened to Sharmuta?

I'm looking forward to this favorites feature...is it going to be like a del.icio.us within LGF? Excellent!

re: #3 blutonazi98

i say we hijack this open thread and make it the "i am watching the NCAA tournament at work" thread

I wish bluto, I can't watching streaming video here.

The Farkers are not fans of lgf:

I do love when the link states it goes to Little Green Hitlers - I now know to not click on the link.

But many of the conservative posters here know that Charles Johnson and his mentally defective gang of internet tough guys are quite unhinged, so they disguise the link as "Some Guy". Not today!

Now watch as LGF will make a link to this thread bemoaning the "seething liberalism" of fark.

*snaps pool cue*

re: #10 zombie

Working on the photos from yesterday's Commuganza in San Francisco.

What a bunch of maroons.

Sad turnout, too.

Though I got a couple juicy pics to enflame the faithful!

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

re: #10 zombie

Yeah, it was pitiful. Good on ya tho'. This place is probably only one of 3 or 4 in the US where Sean Penn can spew his venom and get a decent audience.

re: #11 Da_Beerfreak

Some of us don't think sports have anything of value in the first place.

Ah, lighten up, Francis...

re: #14 Bob in Breckenridge

I wish bluto, I can't watching streaming video here.

I know what you mean. Join the club. : (

McCain 08!

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

re: #19 Bob in Breckenridge

I know what you mean. Join the club. : (

Oh shit I responded to my own post. Sorry.

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

Yeah, the clean-up crews.

re: #15 EC Marm

How on earth is Charles the unhinged one? It's like twilight zone over there.

re: #23 Bob in Breckenridge

Oh shit I responded to my own post. Sorry.

Or was that the evil mutant kept in a closet twin of Bob in Beckenridge?

Another Osama message, take back the Gaza? What are these, archives?

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

Actually, a surprising amount. The protesters don't do any of it, but there is a huge class of high-tech workers that don't protest and instead drive the American economy.

re: #26 saberry0530

Or was that the evil mutant kept in a closet twin of Bob in Beckenridge?

I swear, I have NO sockpuppets! Honestly.

re: #30 song_and_dance_man

Twice.

/looks the other way

LOL!

re: #20 buzzsawmonkey

Please don't tell me that Inflated Scrotum Man gave a teabagging demonstration.

Infuriatingly, the nude group didn't show up. Well, actually, about three of them showed up at the appointed time, but they never got nude (or at least that I saw). It was just too cold and foggy. They wandered into the crowd, still clothed.

As a result, no scrota.

re: #32 zombie

no scrota's good scrota...

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

That's it?

Man, that was totally pathetic. Makes San Francisco look like the October Revolution.

re: #27 Rancher

Archives. A good EMP burst over Afghanistan would probably erase them.

I Bloat Scrote - And I Vote!

In the #2 linke above, It appears that Sharpie Sharpton employs The Right Rev. Wright's daughter? Seems birds of a feather flock together.

re: #4 song_and_dance_man

That would be cool.

I would also like the new feature to enable us to see through our computers through secret, Zionist Lizard Bushitler cameras, and coordinate our make up with our outfits.

Is that too much to ask for?

When it comes to things I care about
and others not one iota
Way up top upon my list
has got to be viewing scrota

OK, back to work for me!

846 photos to browse through.

846. Damn.

I've got to winnow that down to about 60 or 80.

You can imagine how long this is gonna take.

Where is P.L?

He has disappeared.

Inflated Scrotum Man doesn't "teabag".

He "potato sacks".

re: #41 EC Marm

HAHHA

re: #43 WriterMom

I hope not, he's very good.

re: #40 WriterMom
Charles is actually working on that.

Driving home from work yesterday, I passed by the Marine recruiting office on Kapiolani Blvd. It was a pathetic turn-out of about 8 protesters, one in a "Evil-King Bush"(I think that's what it was. You never know with these lame-brains) costume, and three or four police officers (my tax money being wasted) watching with amusement. The Left wants sooooooo much to be back in the '60s.
Now I have real work to do.

NObama!

re: #40 WriterMom

Sasquatch here never wears makeup

I'll be heading up to Pasadena this weekend if any of the LA area lizards are around. Easter with the family, but might have some time saturday evening or monday.

Charles, will we be able to turn comment pagination on or off as we like? I'd like to keep it turned off.

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

That's sad. Very, very, very sad. I love the part where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech for him." Very telling what they would like to do.

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

Mmmmm, epic failure is delicioous.

re: #54 song_and_dance_man

Yes-I haven't seen him in ages, ages.

re: #53 Ward Cleaver

Charles, will we be able to turn comment pagination on or off as we like? I'd like to keep it turned off.

Comment pagination is an Obamanation.

(what is comment pagination?)

re: #50 Ojoe

If Sasquatch is a boy-then I'm not too bothered.

If Sasquatch is a girl-PERISH THE THOUGHT.

Hey Lizards.

Guess who is on Al Sharpton's payroll?

Wright's Daughter on Sharpton Payroll

Who'd have thought, huh?

re: #49 IslandLibertarian

Driving home from work yesterday, I passed by the Marine recruiting office on Kapiolani Blvd. It was a pathetic turn-out of about 8 protesters, one in a "Evil-King Bush"(I think that's what it was. You never know with these lame-brains) costume, and three or four police officers (my tax money being wasted) watching with amusement. The Left wants sooooooo much to be back in the '60s.
Now I have real work to do.

NObama!

Even on my College campus in Masshole no one was protesting. The only people with signs we walking around for a play.

re: #58 WriterMom

Yes-I haven't seen him in ages, ages.

Did we ever find out what became of Earth2moonbat?

Change handles?

Desaparecido?

Well, this is the tenth anniversary of my daddy's demise, so I have to let loose with one of his favorite musings:

A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than a life of peace and happiness.
Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than a life of peace and happiness.

re: #65 wolfie

Ah, you are the child of a philosopher.

re: #66 song_and_dance_man

were there threats of banning? or have some folk just not been posting lately?

re: #66 song_and_dance_man

Or Bubble Girl.

re: #42 zombie

OK, back to work for me!

846 photos to browse through.

846. Damn.

I've got to winnow that down to about 60 or 80.

You can imagine how long this is gonna take.

Cya next week, zombie. And good luck!

re: #64 Pro-Bush Canuck

Yikes-you're right..{poof}
And St. Pancake too...hmmm.

re: #36 Ojoe

He's talking about a "seige of Gaza". Is he advocating attacking Hamas?

re: #55 mattm

That's sad. Very, very, very sad. I love the part where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech for him." Very telling what they would like to do.

To whom were they directing that comment?

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

re: #61 3 wood

Hey Lizards.

Guess who is on Al Sharpton's payroll?

Wright's Daughter on Sharpton Payroll

Who'd have thought, huh?

Obama is done for.

So-another great feature would be a GPS for Lizards. LGPS?

You could put a tag on your nic to indicate that you are away-so people shouldn't be worried about you...Or tag your mood. LOL.

And no-I haven't got a clue what I am talking about.

re: #71 WriterMom

Yikes-you're right..{poof}
And St. Pancake too...hmmm.

Alien abductions.

Sports Nerd Corner:

I know this is a stunner, but Nomar Gariaparra is hurt again.

Dodgers' Garciaparra may miss Opening Day with broken right hand

Must have gotten hurt falling off of Mia Hamm.

Take it from me that a broken hand does not heal in a couple weeks, and besides, you know Nomar will just get hurt again.

Look for White Sox GM Kenny Williams to unload 3rd basemen Joe Crede and has-been short stop Juan Uribe (on revocable waivers at theis moment) on the Dodgers for some young pitching.

re: #20 buzzsawmonkey

Please don't tell me that Inflated Scrotum Man gave a teabagging demonstration.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

re: #59 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Comment pagination is an Obamanation.

(what is comment pagination?)

It's being able to break a thread up into pages, like 50 comments per page. I could see where it might be useful if you're on dialup, and trying to read a long (1000+ comment) thread.

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Funny, I prefer canned biscuits to homeade, and I prefer cheap boxed macaroni and cheese to the baked kind that actually takes effort.

Love M&C...thanks...now I'm hungry.

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Plus, you can always stretch it out. Macaroni one night and cheese the next.

re: #76 WriterMom

The same idea as when you are on IM.

I'm liking it!

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by one another.

SHOCK!

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

The earliest known mac & cheese recipe was penned by Thomas Jefferson.

re: #84 loppyd

Yes-like that-like you can do in the lounge.

Hmmm...Charles-would that be impossible?

And Gordon. Hee...

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

re: #74 rawmuse

WRONG ANSWER. See # 65 above.

re: #80 Ward Cleaver

Thanks. By the way, if I ever am on dial-up...you can rest assured I will not be on the internets.

re: #83 song_and_dance_man

It could be they are busy doing other things.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO HAVE "LIVES" OFF OF LGF

re: #85 WriterMom

Meanwhile The Establish steadfastly refuses to acknowledge that Thomas Sowell exists.

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

STOP IT!

re: #87 WriterMom

Yes-like that-like you can do in the lounge.

Hmmm...Charles-would that be impossible?

I am too spastic for the lounge. It's hard enough for me to IM
with one person, let alone an entire lounge full!

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

LOBSTER

re: #85 WriterMom

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who
specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one
another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by
one another.

SHOCK!

It's the Monochrome Coalition!

Everyone remember to buy chocolate Easter Bunnys and eggs for the kids.....and us husbands too.

Not the cheap s**t from the grocery store!... we want Godiva Chocolate or See's!

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

re: #75 loppyd

Obama is done for.

That's kinda tangential.

However, from that post:

You will notice that the well known race hustler Jesse Jackson has been very quiet the last fews days.

Has he got a new love child?

re: #96 song_and_dance_man

And all this time I thought it was modified grain, barley and hops.

God does want us to be happy!

re: #97 loppyd

LOBSTER

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

re: #93 Pro-Bush Canuck

Meanwhile The Establish steadfastly refuses to acknowledge that Thomas Sowell exists.

It is a Badge of Honor for him.

Did you know you can make pancakes out of macaroni and cheese? Well, maybe not flat ones. But if you take leftover M&C and make patties out of it you can fry those suckers up like burgers. Mmm....tasty!

re: #73 newsjunkie_ky

To whom were they directing that comment?

From the post that i commented on. The OP linked to his blog where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech" to him while the press was interviewing him.

[Link: geobent.blogspot.com...]

re: #91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks. By the way, if I ever am on dial-up...you can rest assured I will not be on the internets.

When I first started on LGF, I was on dialup. Painful.

re: #75 loppyd

Obama is done for.

Agreed. He's unelectable in a national election now, I believe.

It will be fun watching the MSM shilling for him though.

I was watching an Israeli TV show last night-it was CRAZY PEOPLE. These freaky Israelis go camping but don't bring any food with them, they forrage for food. They only eat and drink what they find. I'm not kidding. A reporter 'embedded' with them, but he couldn't take it and scarfed his pastrami contraband. Anyway-it just made me think they were crazy. They were a real scruffy bunch.

My people-my people are crazy.

re: #98 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I would ding you again, but I only get one.

That was freakin funny.

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

re: #108 WriterMom

Ever watch Survivor man? Dude is nuts!

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FBV, don't worry, yours won't go to waste.

re: #109 formercorpsman

I would ding you again, but I only get one.

That was freakin funny.

Did it for ya'

re: #85 WriterMom

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by one another.

It's a money making scam. Pure and simple. Give me money or I call you a racist.

re: #99 Maximu%uFFFD

Everyone remember to buy chocolate Easter Bunnys and eggs for the kids.....and us husbands too.

Not the cheap s**t from the grocery store!... we want Godiva Chocolate or See's!

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

Or at least Dove. Not that crap you could stick a wick in, and use as a candle. The Cadbury stuff isn't too bad. It's the stuff like Parson's that really sucks.

re: #112 snowcrash

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

I'd rather have free Sam Adams for the weekend.

re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

re: #110 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

Or an oyster. Or caviar. Or my meatloaf.

re: #110 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

Gallagher (the philosopher) said the bravest man in history was the first guy to drink cow's milk. Said, "I'm gonna squeeze that thing there and drink whatever comes out!"

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

re: #118 WriterMom

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

Extreme Home Makeover, have to watch it through the snow... still have rabbit ears.

re: #115 3 wood

It's a money making scam. Pure and simple. Give me money or I call you a racist.

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

re: #112 snowcrash

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

Ooooh, I forget about John Adams. What channel is HBO on FiOS?

/gotta make room on the dvr

re: #120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"T'was a brave man who first ate an oyster."
somebody said that. maybe Ogden Nash?

re: #121 Kosh's Shadow

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

Not if it was a work accident.

#116 Ward Cleaver

I Hate cheap chocolate, I just throw it away....I don't even think the stuff at the grocery store is real chocolate. Your right, all its good for is a candle holder.

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re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

None of the above, but I will cop to Project Runway and Top Chef.

re: #74 rawmuse

Possibly? I've taken a great deal of data on this question and I think the matter has been laid to rest. (Ah, bachelorhood.)

re: #118 WriterMom

Oooh, no, not Survivor...Yuck
Survivorman...guy who lives in the elements with no help for a week. Dude is psychotic.

re: #123 Maine's Michael

{MICHAELEH}

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

Chicken Noode soup > tomato soup

re: #118 WriterMom

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

Haven't seen ANY of the above.
But I have seen Hannah Montana. Hah!

re: #121 Kosh's Shadow

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

Work accident?
Premature detonation?
What ever the last that went through there minds was their ass.

*and that's not a bad thing*

Does anyone know if today is St. Pancake day?

re: #125 rawmuse

No, that was the American Poet-Elliot Spitzer the Ninth.

re: #78 3 wood

In another shocking develpment the competition for the Cubs closer job is on hold after Kerry Wood could not go two days in a row...

I can't believe the Cubs are hoping against hope .. again that they could get a meaningful contibution from Wood. They spent all that money on the rest of their lineup and they want Woods,Howry or Marmol to close?

"Chicago’s Kerry Wood missed a one-inning relief appearance because of lower back spasms, putting the competition for the Cubs’ closer job on hold.

The development was “a little bit of a setback, but nothing, nothing serious,” manager Lou Piniella said.

Wood, a former starter who has suffered shoulder injuries the past few seasons, had the inside track for the job over Bob Howry and Carlos Marmol. He was scheduled to pitch one-inning stints back-to-back for the first time this spring against the Oakland A’s yesterday and the Colorado Rockies today.

Wood, who has also experienced back spasms in past years, underwent treatment and will be reevaluated today. . ."

re: #125 rawmuse

"T'was a brave man who first ate an oyster."
somebody said that. maybe Ogden Nash?

Oscar Wilde?

re: #121 Kosh's Shadow

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

Are they their own virgins?

re: #134 wolfie

perv

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re: #120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"T'was a brave man who first ate an oyster."
somebody said that. maybe Ogden Nash?

I'd like to know about the first guy who thought eating an egg was a good idea.

re: #124 Ward Cleaver
I think it is 400-426 including Cinemax. I have to check the scroll for all the listings.

re: #134 wolfie

Oy. Hannah Tanna, as she is known in my house, is the bane of my existence.

re: #99 Maximu§

Everyone remember to buy chocolate Easter Bunnys and eggs for the kids.....and us husbands too.

Not the cheap s**t from the grocery store!... we want Godiva Chocolate or See's!

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

Lindt makes a real nice chocolate bunny. Speaking of which. . . . . .

Hello, All.

I see you are compiling a list of "Food and Drink that Josephine Can't Have".

I might have to leave the site soon and cry. (LOL through my tears.)

Therefore I will propose that potatoes are, in fact, the perfect food and the best chocolate and candy in the world is made in Canada:

[Link: www.ganong.com...]

Mmmmm, chicken bones!

[Link: prostores2.carrierzone.com...]

(I used to make the best macaroni & cheese from scratch.)

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

And they're bottom-feeders. You don't want to know what they eat.

re: #108 WriterMom

I was watching an Israeli TV show last night-it was CRAZY PEOPLE. These freaky Israelis go camping but don't bring any food with them, they forrage for food. They only eat and drink what they find. I'm not kidding. A reporter 'embedded' with them, but he couldn't take it and scarfed his pastrami contraband. Anyway-it just made me think they were crazy. They were a real scruffy bunch.

My people-my people are crazy.

Writermom- They made us do that for 5 days in survival school at NAS Pensacola, FL., when I was in the US Navy- no food, no water.

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

HOLY VOMITORIOUS

re: #106 Ward Cleaver

When I first started on LGF, I was on dialup. Painful.

Dialup uses slugs instead of hamsters.

re: #146 galloping granny

I just can't buy chocolate that sounds like Lint.

re: #127 Maximu%uFFFD

#116 Ward Cleaver

I Hate cheap chocolate, I just throw it away....I don't even think the stuff at the grocery store is real chocolate. Your right, all its good for is a candle holder.

My wife got me some Scharffen Berger. Good stuff.

re: #148 Cygnus

And they're bottom-feeders. You don't want to know what they eat.

I would have had an easy time with keeping kosher had I been born Jewish. (funny, she doesn't look druish)...spaceballs

re: #118 WriterMom

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

I prefer Mythbusters and Master Blasters.
Master Blasters is on the Science channel, and it is two teams doing high-powered amateur rocketry. So far, two rockets have almost hit the teams launching them, and none has actually done the whole mission successfully. But it is fun watching Dorothy's house crash into the ground, burying the witch, or watching a lawnmower get launched. Not to mention two rocket powered Mini Coopers.

re: #143 vapig

I'd like to know about the first guy who thought eating an egg was a good idea.

or Milk from a cow.

"Wait a minute guys! We can keep it in buckets for later. Get up Grok!"

re: #108 WriterMom

I was watching an Israeli TV show last night-it was CRAZY PEOPLE. These freaky Israelis go camping but don't bring any food with them, they forrage for food. They only eat and drink what they find. I'm not kidding. A reporter 'embedded' with them, but he couldn't take it and scarfed his pastrami contraband. Anyway-it just made me think they were crazy. They were a real scruffy bunch.

My people-my people are crazy.

these are the people who will survive when the going gets tough. they're practicing.

re: #97 loppyd

Steak and Lobster. Steamers for the app. And..Beer.

re: #149 Bob in Breckenridge

Bob-that's awesome, and slightly different than these people doing it FOR FUN. Like instead of a nice Shabbat dinner with the family, instead of oh-perhaps-doing something for other people, etc...

re: #136 killerjoe

Does anyone know if today is St. Pancake day?

March 16 according to google

re: #117 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

ROFLMAO!

#146 galloping granny

Thanks GG, Ill keep that in mind.....:)

re: #148 Cygnus

And they're bottom-feeders. You don't want to know what they eat.

Most tasty seafood - lobsters, king crabs, flounder, catfish - are bottom dwellers. Big deal. Crap & decayed animals is basically all that plants eat too.

re: #60 WriterMom

Well there have to be both types of Sasquatch if there is any Sasquatch.

re: #155 Kosh's Shadow

Hell yeah, MB and MasterB's...dayam! Discovery Channel is all about blowing stuff up now. But watch for Survivorman. It is fascinating.

re: #126 Ward Cleaver

Not if it was a work accident.

Well then, get out the tiny violin. Hamas admits it was a work accident, but still calls it a "holy mission". Well, blowing up terrorists is a holy mission, isn't it?

granny, Thanks, guess I missed it. Damm again this year.

re: #143 vapig

I bet allot was discovered by desperate starving folk.

I'm kind of tied up lately, but here's an investigative project:

Obama had a non-senate site blog way back in 2005 -- it might be worthwhile to unearth it via google "wayback machine" capability.....

re: #164 Maximu§

#146 galloping granny

Thanks GG, Ill keep that in mind.....:)

We celebrated with a family sit down breakfast of all-you-can-eat pancakes with homemade strawberry syrup.

re: #10 zombie

I'm glad you went; I am even more grateful that I didn't have to see more than one pack of cyclists and kid moonbats who'd taken a break to go shopping at Union Square.

re: #139 buzzsawmonkey

These idiots are ruining everything for the rest of us. First it was knitting for Peace, now it's crocheting for Earth. They got the media, the govt and the schools. Now they gotta do the long march through my needle basket?!
UGH

Byt he way, the DOW is up over 200 points today.

Talk about p***ing off the MSM.

re: #92 WriterMom

BEHEAD THOSE WHO HAVE "LIVES" OFF OF LGF

If you can find me!

Now go outside and play.

re: #61 3 wood

Hey Lizards.

Guess who is on Al Sharpton's payroll?

Wright's Daughter on Sharpton Payroll

Who'd have thought, huh?

This story is the gift that keeps on giving

re: #146 galloping granny

Oh, no!

My own personal chocoholic better not have read those, or I'm doomed.

I think I'll go shake hands with a D9 driver today.

i'm getting hungry. even roots and grubs are sounding good.

re: #158 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I recall reading something about native Americans being stupified when the settlers wanted to put milk in their drinks...but I can't remember exactly...maybe it was an urban myth.

Speaking of blowing stuff up, anybody see this on SNL the other night. Take-off on McGuiver

[Link: www.nbc.com...]

I thought it was a hoot.

re: #105 mattm

Thanks. I missed that one. Great site, I'm emailing it to my list.

re: #108 WriterMom

There are some boy scout merit badges like that.

re: #143 vapig

What about yogurt?

...Oh yeah let's let milk sour, congeal and THEN EAT IT?

And I eat yogurt but still...

#172 galloping granny

We celebrated with a family sit down breakfast of all-you-can-eat pancakes with homemade strawberry syrup.

Oh your really torturing me now...My Mom sends me Maple Syrup from Canada (the real stuff) and I mix it in with regular Maple Syrup from the store and that goes well on my waffles.

Hey Granny, I like you!

re: #107 3 wood

Agreed. He's unelectable in a national election now, I believe.

It will be fun watching the MSM shilling for him though.

And the wine sipping liberals on the Upper East Side agreeing that WE aren't enlightened enough to understand Rev. Wright's anger.

If it taste good I don’t even care what’s in my food much less what my food ate. Feedlots recycle manure back into cattle feed, mmmm.

Republicans to be prosecuted in Ohio for crossing over to affect Democratic primary?

The Cuyahoga County Board of Elections has launched an investigation that could lead to criminal charges against voters who maliciously switched parties for the March 4 presidential primary.

Elections workers will look for evidence that voters lied when they signed affidavits pledging allegiance to their new party...

After the election, some local Republicans admitted they changed parties only to influence which Democrat would face presumed Republican nominee John McCain in November. One voter scribbled the following addendum to his pledge as a new Democrat: “For one day only.”

Such an admission amounts to voter fraud, said [board member Sandy] McNair, who pushed for the investigation...

Lying on the signed statement is a fifth-degree felony, punishable by six to 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine.

re: #155 Kosh's Shadow

Mythbusters is one of my cub's favorites shows. My husband has become addicted to it, too!

re: #178 Dianna

Oh, no!

My own personal chocoholic better not have read those, or I'm doomed.

Now if you know somebody who would like something non-chocolate, check out the Easter eggs produced by Lush (one of which I hope is coming my way.) I know there is a Lush store in Boston and you can also order online. Their bath stuff is to-die-for yummy.

re: #160 Endangered in MASS

Steak and Lobster. Steamers for the app. And..Beer.

Mama.

re: #140 jamgarr

Oscar Wilde?

Oscar Madison?

re: #167 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Discovery channel has podcasts of this guy. My fave is the one where he gets stranded out in the Sahara with a sandstorm coming. All he has is a camel. So the camel gets killed (off camera) and Bear skins it (eats the fat, uncooked of course) eviscerates and guts it, then crawls inside the rib cage for shelter, covering himself with the skin. If you are going to dl it, look for Man vs. Wild : Bear meets Camel. I guarantee you that if Ladies are in the room, they will soon be gone. It is certified babe repellant.

“You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. If nothing is worth dying for, when did this begin? Should Moses have told the children of Israel to live in slavery under the pharaohs? Should Christ have refused the cross? Should the patriots of Concord Bridge have thrown down their guns and refused to fire the shot heard round the world?” —Ronald Reagan (1964)

re: #41 EC Marm

When it comes to things I care about
and others not one iota
Way up top upon my list
has got to be viewing scrota

Seems like we've only had one scrot thread and for good reason.

Did anyone watch Law & Order last night?

Sean Astin played a crazy, anti-Muslim Christian cult leader who was brainwashing young children so they could fight Muslims in the coming war.

A young boy, whom the pastor was grooming as the next saviour, stoned his mother to death for sleeping with a Muslim man.

Yeah, that happens all the time.

The Sean Astin character said things like, "They want to take over the world and establish a worldwide Caliphate!"

I guess only Christian maniacs would think such a crazy thing.

He used the term "Muslim infidels" a few times. I didn't get that one. Memo to L&O writers: we're the infidels.

re: #194 Bob in Breckenridge

Oscar Madison?

Billy Madison?

re: #195 rawmuse

Saw the camel episode. Much stronger man than I. Or dumber.

re: #199 jamgarr

Dolly Madison?

re: #192 galloping granny

Thanks!

re: #187 Maximu%uFFFD

#172 galloping granny

We celebrated with a family sit down breakfast of all-you-can-eat pancakes with homemade strawberry syrup.

Oh your really torturing me now...My Mom sends me Maple Syrup from Canada (the real stuff) and I mix it in with regular Maple Syrup from the store and that goes well on my waffles.

Hey Granny, I like you!

Sacrilege! Horrors above all horrors! You can order real Maple online at [Link: www.sugarbushfarms.com...] - these are the guys we buy from. Their cheese is also wonderful BTW. Get a gallon, repack into pints and process 15 minutes in a boiling water bath. Or just keep the jug in the fridge.

re: #198 Josephine

Did anyone watch Law & Order last night?

Sean Astin played a crazy, anti-Muslim Christian cult leader who was brainwashing young children so they could fight Muslims in the coming war.

A young boy, whom the pastor was grooming as the next saviour, stoned his mother to death for sleeping with a Muslim man.

Yeah, that happens all the time.

The Sean Astin character said things like, "They want to take over the world and establish a worldwide Caliphate!"

I guess only Christian maniacs would think such a crazy thing.

He used the term "Muslim infidels" a few times. I didn't get that one. Memo to L&O writers: we're the infidels.

This is why I don't watch much on sat tv other than Guns and Ammo tv, Personal Defense tv and The Outdoor Channel.

Nearly everything else is complete nonesense.

Just my humble opinion.

re: #198 Josephine

Good grief, just when you though L&O couldn't get any more laughable! Was there ever an episode where the villian wasn't a Rich White Male Christian? I worry about my Mom - she watches that show all the time.

Do you wish Jewish friends "Happy Passover" or what?

re: #195 rawmuse

Curiously enough, I can take that sort of thing better than the Male of the Species. As long as I can't smell it, I'm great.

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Dolly Parton, a good argument for the existence of God

re: #100 Ward Cleaver

never meant to be....

LOL

re: #209 Ojoe

Dolly Parton, a good argument for the existence of God

The link says I can't access it Ojoe.

/just one of the little people

re: #209 Ojoe
Denied access.

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

Do you eat any fish?

re: #207 song_and_dance_man

It's called Calamari, paisan.

re: #190 jcm

Heh! Project Chaos, eh?

Did that when Joel Hyatt ran against Mike Dewine. So did my wife. We hadn't talked about it before hand, and when we both got home from work we were surprised we'd both done the same thing.

It was fun.

re: #209 Ojoe

Linky no worky.

Behold:

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You don't have permission to access "[Link: i.imdb.com...] on this server.
Reference #24.14b41a45.1206042530.111cc7fe

re: #209 Ojoe

Dolly Parton, a good argument for the existence of God

Did you know that Dolly Parton was arrested for child abuse? She bottle fed her kids.

re: #214 loppyd

Nope.

re: #190 jcm

Republicans to be prosecuted in Ohio for crossing over to affect Democratic primary?

How can they prove what someone was ?thinking? What are they, the thought police?

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

A perfectly grilled hamburger is the perfect food.

re: #220 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Nope.

dairy?

re: #206 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yes, you can also say 'Chag Sameach'-that's the Hebrew for 'have a happy holiday'.

First day of Spring and I will spend it doing homework with a granddaughter. I can't wait till school is out in June!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Ben Franklin

re: #138 Endangered in MASS

In another shocking develpment the competition for the Cubs closer job is on hold after Kerry Wood could not go two days in a row...

I can't believe the Cubs are hoping against hope

That is so typical of the Cubs organization. They sell fantasy and their fans keep buying it.

Hey Cubs fans, do you really want a winner?

Then stop buying a bad product. Don't buy tickets, don't watch on TV, don't buy any logo products until they put a winner on the field. And I'm not talking the occasional visit to the playoffs only to get smoked.

I'm talking an honest to goodness butt-kicking team with real good major league players and a good minor league feeder system to keep producing good players with.

Anything short of that, forget it.

re: #221 Bob in Breckenridge

How can they prove what someone was ?thinking? What are they, the thought police?

From what I have heard, they are going to try to prosecute.

Heh

/channeling all little black helicopters

#158 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

LOL! No kidding. All the firsts are a little creepy is you think about it!

re: #209 Ojoe

You had an extra i in the address.

Here's the correct link.

re: #222 debutaunt

Pizza!

Can I get an amen?

It's bread, cheese and the meat of your choice. Can it get any more perfect?

I say it cannot!

re: #222 debutaunt

A perfectly grilled hamburger is the perfect food.

w/pickles, mustard and onion?

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dolly Madison?

Dolly Llama?

Passover isn't for another month? Then why are we having Easter this week? Easter always jives with Passover.

re: #204 republic

This is why I don't watch much on sat tv other than Guns and Ammo tv, Personal Defense tv and The Outdoor Channel.

Nearly everything else is complete nonesense.

Just my humble opinion.

Are those real channels?

I don't watch much TV, either. We don't have cable so I'm stuck with the local channels.

Well, except... I can't wait until Lost starts tonight!

re: #222 debutaunt
I'd have to agree!

re: #108 WriterMom

I was watching an Israeli TV show last night-it was CRAZY PEOPLE. These freaky Israelis go camping but don't bring any food with them - they forage for food. They only eat and drink what they find. I'm not kidding. A reporter 'embedded' with them, but he couldn't take it and scarfed his pastrami contraband. Anyway-it just made me think they were crazy. They were a real scruffy bunch.

My people-my people are crazy.

Maybe they were waiting for the morning manna.

re: #215 buzzsawmonkey

Oh. Because of Maundy Thursday, and the Last Supper, I am always thinking it is the same day. Duh.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian? Not a Jew. (speaking of billy madison)

re: #226 LOBWEDGEASTAN

Did you know that beer will prevent the loss of bone mass? It just goes to show how ahead of his time and visionary Ben Franklin was.

Ok gang, back to work, my clients are not known for their patience.

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

re: #205 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Good grief, just when you though L&O couldn't get any more laughable! Was there ever an episode where the villian wasn't a Rich White Male Christian? I worry about my Mom - she watches that show all the time.

It used to be my favorite program......and back when it first began, it actually tackled politically incorrect themes in a fair way. In the last few years it's gotten left-wing stupid.

re: #235 galloping granny

Passover isn't for another month? Then why are we having Easter this week? Easter always jives with Passover.

Except when they don't. Passover is either early or late. It's never on time. /

re: #217 BulgarWheat

Heh! Project Chaos, eh?

Did that when Joel Hyatt ran against Mike Dewine. So did my wife. We hadn't talked about it before hand, and when we both got home from work we were surprised we'd both done the same thing.

It was fun.

It's working to perfection. Looks like B. Hussein will pull into Denver with a slight lead over Shillary. I am so looking forward to the (D) convention. It will make circus maximus look pretty tame, hope they remember to put sand on the convention center floor.

re: #223 loppyd

dairy?

Some...and some eggs, which is why CV was put to sleep.

re: #228 buzzsawmonkey

I just grilled a baloney sandwich, not as good as a burger, but still damn good.

re: #244 jcm

I hear that they'll be using saw-dust. A fine old western tradition.

re: #234 Bob in Breckenridge

Dolly Llama?

Fernando Llama?

/I know

re: #243 lawhawk

Except when they don't. Passover is either early or late. It's never on time. /

Off by a couple of days, sure - but a MONTH? I can't recall the two holidays being off by an entire month. Guess I better go look up the date for Orthodox Easter - this will simply never do.

re: #230 vapig

#158 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

LOL! No kidding. All the firsts are a little creepy is you think about it!

Even Adam and Eve?

re: #231 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Joan Osborne once said, "Hey, how can you not love Dolly Parton? She's a great performer disguised as a cartoon sex bomb."

re: #216 Endangered in MASS

It's called Calamari, paisan.

Octopodi.

re: #205 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Good grief, just when you though L&O couldn't get any more laughable! Was there ever an episode where the villian wasn't a Rich White Male Christian? I worry about my Mom - she watches that show all the time.

I had to spend every commercial break deconstructing the show for my daughter.

I tried to watch ER a couple of times recently and stopped. First, it didn't appeal to me that much and second, their blatant anti-war messages drove me crazy. If they weren't treating traumatized soldiers, they were discussing some great American-made injustice or watching damning reports on a TV in the treatment room. Give me a break. The writers of ER should quit their jobs and join Code Pink. I hear they need the numbers.

re: #243 lawhawk

Did you know that the next time easter will come this early is in over two hundred years?

[Link: www.snopes.com...]

re: #208 Dianna

Ha! Good on ya! Ms. Rawmuse and her pals head for the exits, all the while casting aspersions on my mental health. Something about "ya sick freak...".

re: #236 Josephine

Are those real channels?

I don't watch much TV, either. We don't have cable so I'm stuck with the local channels.

Well, except... I can't wait until Lost starts tonight!

Those, and several others, are on The Outdoor Channel, they may also be elsewhere, but that is about all I watch.

Shooting USA, Guns and Ammo TV, Personal Defense TV, are weekly shows within the Outdoor Channel, which encompasses many different show, Gold Prospectors, Spirit of the Wild(Ted Nugent), Mossy Oak, Knight and Hale, etc, etc, etc.

The Outdoor Channel is a constant state of bliss for any outdoor or shooting enthusiasts.

re: #126 Ward Cleaver

Not if it was a work accident.

Their families got L & I compensation from Dinnerjacket.

re: #227 3 wood

Are you assuming Cub folk are rational beings?
Cub-fannery, like leftism, is a psychosis.
I just thank God my husband has the first and not the second.

re: #245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Some...and some eggs, which is why CV was put to sleep.

CV? Sorry to be an ignoramus. :~)

So you would eat scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese as long as the eggs were free range and the cheese was organic?

I have been buying more and more organic food and the superiority in quality is unmistakable.

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

I'm with you! Sea bugs....yuck. I'll stick with cute land mammals.

re: #198 Josephine

Did anyone watch Law & Order last night?

law and Order jumped the shark in my book a long time ago. Every other script now is some Christian bashing skreed that would not be out of place on HuffPo or KOS.

re: #221 Bob in Breckenridge

How can they prove what someone was ?thinking? What are they, the thought police?

In the WA voter debacle, the election board checked ambiguous ballots and determined voter intent. The candidates were Christine Gregoire and Dino Rossi, one ballot had a write in for Christine Rossi. The board gave the vote to Gregoire.

Then in the court case the judge essentially ruled that to prove voter fraud, you had to tie a secret ballot to a voter then get the voter on the stand to waive the 5th amendment and admit to fraud.

re: #85 WriterMom

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by one another.

SHOCK!

Does kind look that way, huh?
It gets into that Black Liberation Theology espoused by James Cones(sp)
and others.
It is basically racism wrapped in a faux religion;.
Cones said that any god should be killed,that does not support the elimination of the White Man.
Part of it is also that Amerikkka is & Amerkkkans are evil, but noone is leaving.Hmmm

re: #242 wolfie

It used to be my favorite program......and back when it first began, it actually tackled politically incorrect themes in a fair way. In the last few years it's gotten left-wing stupid.

Anything not conservative, eventully becomes left-wing stupid.

It seems to be some kind of Universal Law.

re: #198 Josephine

I happened to catch an episode of a show called "New Amsterdam", where the plot twist involved a rape victim who survived the assault, but ultimately became the target of an honor killing by her own parents. Of course, in the interests of placating islamists, the family wasn't muslim; they were Hindu.

re: #260 buzzsawmonkey

In my #228, I was referring to "grilling" a burger in the tough police drama manner.

As long as you don't waterboard your burgers.

re: #250 buzzsawmonkey

Not always. The Jewish calendar is a lunar calendar, the secular calendar is a solar calendar. The secular calendar has a corrective day for leap year. The Jewish calendar has a corrective month for leap year.

This year being leap year, Passover will begin in mid-April. So while we're whooping it up for Purim this weekend, which is more or less correspondent to Carnival in observance (liquor, costumes), we'll be doing the austerities of Passover this year a month after Easter.

I know. I have forgotten the intricacies of calculating Easter but it has some relationship to the Jewish lunar calendar. Of course Romans and Orthodox calculate it differently, but still. Usually there is a pretty close correlation between Passover and Easter.

re: #261 loppyd

That's not kosher, is it?

re: #233 nyc redneck

Ahem!

I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes,
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer,
well, good God almighty, which way do I steer?