Why are you so nice to us, Charles?
We're not worthy.

WOO HOO only 975,696 comments to go for 6 million.

i say we hijack this open thread and make it the "i am watching the NCAA tournament at work" thread

re: #3 blutonazi98

How can you highjack an "OPEN" thread when talking about anything is viable?

re: #5 saberry0530

its an open thread don't tell me how to act

Be careful Charles... 3 generations of _roadies spent their lives in the code mine. My grandfather died of Boolean Lung.

New Stuff?

Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy

A beautiful day here in Northern California. Maybe I will do something productive. Nahhhh!

Working on the photos from yesterday's Commuganza in San Francisco.

What a bunch of maroons.

Sad turnout, too.

Though I got a couple juicy pics to enflame the faithful!

Some of us don't think sports have anything of value in the first place.

Who has posted the most comments here? I read that babba zee has over 60,000. And what happened to Sharmuta?

I'm looking forward to this favorites feature...is it going to be like a del.icio.us within LGF? Excellent!

re: #3 blutonazi98

i say we hijack this open thread and make it the "i am watching the NCAA tournament at work" thread

I wish bluto, I can't watching streaming video here.

The Farkers are not fans of lgf:

I do love when the link states it goes to Little Green Hitlers - I now know to not click on the link.

But many of the conservative posters here know that Charles Johnson and his mentally defective gang of internet tough guys are quite unhinged, so they disguise the link as "Some Guy". Not today!

Now watch as LGF will make a link to this thread bemoaning the "seething liberalism" of fark.

*snaps pool cue*

re: #10 zombie

Working on the photos from yesterday's Commuganza in San Francisco.

What a bunch of maroons.

Sad turnout, too.

Though I got a couple juicy pics to enflame the faithful!

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

re: #10 zombie

Yeah, it was pitiful. Good on ya tho'. This place is probably only one of 3 or 4 in the US where Sean Penn can spew his venom and get a decent audience.

re: #11 Da_Beerfreak

Some of us don't think sports have anything of value in the first place.

Ah, lighten up, Francis...

re: #14 Bob in Breckenridge

I wish bluto, I can't watching streaming video here.

I know what you mean. Join the club. : (

re: #10 zombie

I got a couple juicy pics to enflame the faithful!

Please don't tell me that Inflated Scrotum Man gave a teabagging demonstration.

McCain 08!

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

re: #19 Bob in Breckenridge

I know what you mean. Join the club. : (

Oh shit I responded to my own post. Sorry.

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

Yeah, the clean-up crews.

re: #15 EC Marm

How on earth is Charles the unhinged one? It's like twilight zone over there.

re: #23 Bob in Breckenridge

Oh shit I responded to my own post. Sorry.

Or was that the evil mutant kept in a closet twin of Bob in Beckenridge?

Another Osama message, take back the Gaza? What are these, archives?

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Zombie, looking at your site...There are so many protests where you are, does any, like work, get done?

Actually, a surprising amount. The protesters don't do any of it, but there is a huge class of high-tech workers that don't protest and instead drive the American economy.

re: #26 saberry0530

Or was that the evil mutant kept in a closet twin of Bob in Beckenridge?

I swear, I have NO sockpuppets! Honestly.

re: #30 song_and_dance_man

Twice.

/looks the other way

LOL!

re: #20 buzzsawmonkey

Please don't tell me that Inflated Scrotum Man gave a teabagging demonstration.

Infuriatingly, the nude group didn't show up. Well, actually, about three of them showed up at the appointed time, but they never got nude (or at least that I saw). It was just too cold and foggy. They wandered into the crowd, still clothed.

As a result, no scrota.

re: #32 zombie

no scrota's good scrota...

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

That's it?

Man, that was totally pathetic. Makes San Francisco look like the October Revolution.

re: #32 zombie

Infuriatingly, the nude group didn't show up. Well, actually, about three of them showed up at the appointed time, but they never got nude (or at least that I saw). It was just too cold and foggy. They wandered into the crowd, still clothed.

As a result, no scrota.

A man's scrota do what a man's scrota do.

re: #27 Rancher

Archives. A good EMP burst over Afghanistan would probably erase them.

I Bloat Scrote - And I Vote!

In the #2 linke above, It appears that Sharpie Sharpton employs The Right Rev. Wright's daughter? Seems birds of a feather flock together.

re: #4 song_and_dance_man

That would be cool.

I would also like the new feature to enable us to see through our computers through secret, Zionist Lizard Bushitler cameras, and coordinate our make up with our outfits.

Is that too much to ask for?

When it comes to things I care about
and others not one iota
Way up top upon my list
has got to be viewing scrota

OK, back to work for me!

846 photos to browse through.

846. Damn.

I've got to winnow that down to about 60 or 80.

You can imagine how long this is gonna take.

Where is P.L?

He has disappeared.

Inflated Scrotum Man doesn't "teabag".

He "potato sacks".

re: #41 EC Marm

HAHHA

re: #43 WriterMom

I hope not, he's very good.

re: #42 zombie

OK, back to work for me!

846 photos to browse through.

846. Damn.

I've got to winnow that down to about 60 or 80.

You can imagine how long this is gonna take.

When do you bring out the Zombie Brand Brain Bleach™? You're building a market already; with the auxiliary products, you'd clean up.

re: #40 WriterMom
Charles is actually working on that.

Driving home from work yesterday, I passed by the Marine recruiting office on Kapiolani Blvd. It was a pathetic turn-out of about 8 protesters, one in a "Evil-King Bush"(I think that's what it was. You never know with these lame-brains) costume, and three or four police officers (my tax money being wasted) watching with amusement. The Left wants sooooooo much to be back in the '60s.
Now I have real work to do.

NObama!

re: #40 WriterMom

Sasquatch here never wears makeup

I'll be heading up to Pasadena this weekend if any of the LA area lizards are around. Easter with the family, but might have some time saturday evening or monday.

Charles, will we be able to turn comment pagination on or off as we like? I'd like to keep it turned off.

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch with me. photos too

That's sad. Very, very, very sad. I love the part where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech for him." Very telling what they would like to do.

re: #22 gwillie

The moonbats failed in seattle yesterday come and watch

re: #54 song_and_dance_man

Yes-I haven't seen him in ages, ages.

re: #53 Ward Cleaver

Charles, will we be able to turn comment pagination on or off as we like? I'd like to keep it turned off.

Comment pagination is an Obamanation.

(what is comment pagination?)

re: #50 Ojoe

If Sasquatch is a boy-then I'm not too bothered.

If Sasquatch is a girl-PERISH THE THOUGHT.

Hey Lizards.

Guess who is on Al Sharpton's payroll?

Wright's Daughter on Sharpton Payroll

Who'd have thought, huh?

re: #49 IslandLibertarian

Driving home from work yesterday, I passed by the Marine recruiting office on Kapiolani Blvd. It was a pathetic turn-out of about 8 protesters, one in a "Evil-King Bush"(I think that's what it was. You never know with these lame-brains) costume, and three or four police officers (my tax money being wasted) watching with amusement. The Left wants sooooooo much to be back in the '60s.
Now I have real work to do.

NObama!

Even on my College campus in Masshole no one was protesting. The only people with signs we walking around for a play.

re: #58 WriterMom

Yes-I haven't seen him in ages, ages.

Did we ever find out what became of Earth2moonbat?

Change handles?

Desaparecido?

Well, this is the tenth anniversary of my daddy's demise, so I have to let loose with one of his favorite musings:

A ham sandwich is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than a life of peace and happiness.
Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than a life of peace and happiness.

re: #65 wolfie

Ah, you are the child of a philosopher.

re: #66 song_and_dance_man

were there threats of banning? or have some folk just not been posting lately?

re: #66 song_and_dance_man

Or Bubble Girl.

re: #42 zombie

OK, back to work for me!

846 photos to browse through.

846. Damn.

I've got to winnow that down to about 60 or 80.

You can imagine how long this is gonna take.

Cya next week, zombie. And good luck!

re: #64 Pro-Bush Canuck

Yikes-you're right..{poof}
And St. Pancake too...hmmm.

re: #36 Ojoe

He's talking about a "seige of Gaza". Is he advocating attacking Hamas?

re: #55 mattm

That's sad. Very, very, very sad. I love the part where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech for him." Very telling what they would like to do.

To whom were they directing that comment?

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

re: #61 3 wood

Hey Lizards.

Guess who is on Al Sharpton's payroll?

Wright's Daughter on Sharpton Payroll

Who'd have thought, huh?

Obama is done for.

So-another great feature would be a GPS for Lizards. LGPS?

You could put a tag on your nic to indicate that you are away-so people shouldn't be worried about you...Or tag your mood. LOL.

And no-I haven't got a clue what I am talking about.

re: #71 WriterMom

Yikes-you're right..{poof}
And St. Pancake too...hmmm.

Alien abductions.

Sports Nerd Corner:

I know this is a stunner, but Nomar Gariaparra is hurt again.

Dodgers' Garciaparra may miss Opening Day with broken right hand

Must have gotten hurt falling off of Mia Hamm.

Take it from me that a broken hand does not heal in a couple weeks, and besides, you know Nomar will just get hurt again.

Look for White Sox GM Kenny Williams to unload 3rd basemen Joe Crede and has-been short stop Juan Uribe (on revocable waivers at theis moment) on the Dodgers for some young pitching.

re: #20 buzzsawmonkey

Please don't tell me that Inflated Scrotum Man gave a teabagging demonstration.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

re: #59 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Comment pagination is an Obamanation.

(what is comment pagination?)

It's being able to break a thread up into pages, like 50 comments per page. I could see where it might be useful if you're on dialup, and trying to read a long (1000+ comment) thread.

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Funny, I prefer canned biscuits to homeade, and I prefer cheap boxed macaroni and cheese to the baked kind that actually takes effort.

Love M&C...thanks...now I'm hungry.

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Plus, you can always stretch it out. Macaroni one night and cheese the next.

re: #76 WriterMom

The same idea as when you are on IM.

I'm liking it!

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by one another.

SHOCK!

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

The earliest known mac & cheese recipe was penned by Thomas Jefferson.

re: #84 loppyd

Yes-like that-like you can do in the lounge.

Hmmm...Charles-would that be impossible?

And Gordon. Hee...

re: #74 rawmuse

I submit that macaroni and cheese may possibly be the perfect food.

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

re: #74 rawmuse

WRONG ANSWER. See # 65 above.

re: #80 Ward Cleaver

Thanks. By the way, if I ever am on dial-up...you can rest assured I will not be on the internets.

re: #83 song_and_dance_man

It could be they are busy doing other things.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO HAVE "LIVES" OFF OF LGF

re: #85 WriterMom

Meanwhile The Establish steadfastly refuses to acknowledge that Thomas Sowell exists.

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

STOP IT!

re: #87 WriterMom

Yes-like that-like you can do in the lounge.

Hmmm...Charles-would that be impossible?

I am too spastic for the lounge. It's hard enough for me to IM
with one person, let alone an entire lounge full!

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

LOBSTER

re: #85 WriterMom

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who
specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one
another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by
one another.

SHOCK!

It's the Monochrome Coalition!

Everyone remember to buy chocolate Easter Bunnys and eggs for the kids.....and us husbands too.

Not the cheap s**t from the grocery store!... we want Godiva Chocolate or See's!

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

re: #75 loppyd

Obama is done for.

That's kinda tangential.

However, from that post:

You will notice that the well known race hustler Jesse Jackson has been very quiet the last fews days.

Has he got a new love child?

re: #96 song_and_dance_man

And all this time I thought it was modified grain, barley and hops.

God does want us to be happy!

re: #97 loppyd

LOBSTER

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

re: #93 Pro-Bush Canuck

Meanwhile The Establish steadfastly refuses to acknowledge that Thomas Sowell exists.

It is a Badge of Honor for him.

Did you know you can make pancakes out of macaroni and cheese? Well, maybe not flat ones. But if you take leftover M&C and make patties out of it you can fry those suckers up like burgers. Mmm....tasty!

re: #73 newsjunkie_ky

To whom were they directing that comment?

From the post that i commented on. The OP linked to his blog where the moonbat leader said "enough free speech" to him while the press was interviewing him.

[Link: geobent.blogspot.com...]

re: #91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks. By the way, if I ever am on dial-up...you can rest assured I will not be on the internets.

When I first started on LGF, I was on dialup. Painful.

re: #75 loppyd

Obama is done for.

Agreed. He's unelectable in a national election now, I believe.

It will be fun watching the MSM shilling for him though.

I was watching an Israeli TV show last night-it was CRAZY PEOPLE. These freaky Israelis go camping but don't bring any food with them, they forrage for food. They only eat and drink what they find. I'm not kidding. A reporter 'embedded' with them, but he couldn't take it and scarfed his pastrami contraband. Anyway-it just made me think they were crazy. They were a real scruffy bunch.

My people-my people are crazy.

re: #98 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I would ding you again, but I only get one.

That was freakin funny.

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Giant sea dwelling cockroach...no thanks.

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

re: #108 WriterMom

Ever watch Survivor man? Dude is nuts!

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FBV, don't worry, yours won't go to waste.

re: #109 formercorpsman

I would ding you again, but I only get one.

That was freakin funny.

Did it for ya'

re: #85 WriterMom

So, in other words-all the black racist shakedown artists who specialize in racial greivance theatre are all friends, employed by one another, employ each others children and/or are spiritually guided by one another.

It's a money making scam. Pure and simple. Give me money or I call you a racist.

re: #99 Maximu�

Everyone remember to buy chocolate Easter Bunnys and eggs for the kids.....and us husbands too.

Not the cheap s**t from the grocery store!... we want Godiva Chocolate or See's!

Maximu§
3/11 ACR

Or at least Dove. Not that crap you could stick a wick in, and use as a candle. The Cadbury stuff isn't too bad. It's the stuff like Parson's that really sucks.

re: #112 snowcrash

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

I'd rather have free Sam Adams for the weekend.

re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

re: #110 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

Or an oyster. Or caviar. Or my meatloaf.

re: #110 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Can you imagine the first person to look at a lobster & say "Mmm - What's this taste like?"
I'd glad that person did, of course.

Gallagher (the philosopher) said the bravest man in history was the first guy to drink cow's milk. Said, "I'm gonna squeeze that thing there and drink whatever comes out!"

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

re: #118 WriterMom

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

Extreme Home Makeover, have to watch it through the snow... still have rabbit ears.

re: #115 3 wood

It's a money making scam. Pure and simple. Give me money or I call you a racist.

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

re: #112 snowcrash

Just a reminder if you have Verizon FiOs for a cable tv provider......Free HBO 20-23. That means free John Adams tonight!

Ooooh, I forget about John Adams. What channel is HBO on FiOS?

/gotta make room on the dvr

re: #120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"T'was a brave man who first ate an oyster."
somebody said that. maybe Ogden Nash?

re: #121 Kosh's Shadow

Two Hamassholes blew themselves up today.

Do they still get their virgins?

Not if it was a work accident.

#116 Ward Cleaver

I Hate cheap chocolate, I just throw it away....I don't even think the stuff at the grocery store is real chocolate. Your right, all its good for is a candle holder.

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re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am proud to say I have never watched Survivor or American Idol.

I do have a weak spot for Extreme Home Makeover and So You Think You Can Dance.

None of the above, but I will cop to Project Runway and Top Chef.

re: #74 rawmuse

Possibly? I've taken a great deal of data on this question and I think the matter has been laid to rest. (Ah, bachelorhood.)

re: #118 WriterMom

Oooh, no, not Survivor...Yuck
Survivorman...guy who lives in the elements with no help for a week. Dude is psychotic.

re: #123 Maine's Michael

{MICHAELEH}

re: #89 jcm

Au contraire, grilled cheese sandwich dipped in tomato soup.

Chicken Noode soup > tomato soup