It’s a continual source of amazement that people treat the kidnappers and murderers of Hamas as if they were rational actors, capable of holding “consultations” and making “deals,” when it ought to be clear to any human being with half a brain cell that Hamas will break any agreements within a day or two, then stab you in the back: Egypt holds talks with Gaza Islamists on truce.

ISMAILIA, Egypt (Reuters) - Egypt held talks on Saturday with representatives of Hamas and Islamic Jihad from the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, part of a push for a truce between the militant groups and Israel, officials said.

Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum in Gaza said Khaled al-Batsh of Islamic Jihad was present as was Hamas official Jamal Abu Hashem. The talks were held in government offices on the Egyptian side of the Rafah crossing between Egypt and Gaza.

With U.S. backing, Egypt has been trying to negotiate a cessation of hostilities between Israel and Gaza militants who fire rockets across the border into the Jewish state.

Barhoum said the Egyptians had informed the Palestinians of consultations “with several parties,” and that the Palestinians would now hold consultations at home.

“Consultations.” I love it. I’m sure these are very dignified events. Who’s taking the minutes this week, Abu Jihad?

And they wouldn’t be Hamas if they didn’t make a ridiculous demand to release criminals as a show of “good faith.”

An Egyptian source close to the talks said the Palestinian delegation called for the release of 36 members of Hamas detained in Egypt after Palestinian militants breached the border in January.

“The Egyptians have promised to release the (Gazan) detainees in the near future. Hamas hopes that we will see deeds and not only promises as we are highly concerned about the continued detention and torture of detainees,” Barhoum said.

Irony meter off the scale on that one.