I hate scratchs you can't reach.

Good morning, Lizards.

I have this little plastic hand with a long handle.
Great to scratch your own back lol

re: #2 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning, Lizards.

Good morning, Goddess :)

Goodest thing about it around here: it's going to be 65 degrees today!

(puff puff puff)

So easy a caveman could do it.

(collapses in the corner)

re: #7 LC LaWedgie

Hey! Are you casting aspersions on my weight?!

/I'm just vertically challenged, I tells ya!

re: #7 LC LaWedgie

(puff puff puff)

So easy a caveman could do it.

(collapses in the corner)

The mind boggles at the possibilities of the activities to which this refers...

re: #7 LC LaWedgie

(puff puff puff)

So easy a caveman could do it.

(collapses in the corner)

I just don't want to know. The answer could scare me.

re: #8 littleoldlady

Oh, no -- I have enough problems all my myself... I work on the 8th floor and DREAD the next time the elevator breaks. One floor at a time.

re: #9 goddessoftheclassroom

The climb from the previous thread! Oh, the humanities!

re: #11 LC LaWedgie

The climb from the previous thread! Oh, the humanities!

the climb from the previous thread carrying littleoldlady AND her chair to which her butt is stuck.

/no small feat.
//applause!

re: #11 LC LaWedgie

{LC LaWedgie}

Bless your heart! THAT is a tough climb.

Nice to see one of the Brit’s crowing about the US going to the poor house...a depression...{gasp}. Just wait ‘till it dawns on'em, if we go down the drain and to the poor house, it condemns the UK/Eurabia to open-pit cesspools and back into caves. Stupid fck’in commies.

Mornin folks...are we havin’ fun yet?

re: #13 littleoldlady

re: #14 goddessoftheclassroom

Well, not all that great... what you couldn't see is Miguel carrying me.

re: #16 LC LaWedgie

re: #14 goddessoftheclassroom

Well, not all that great... what you couldn't see is Miguel carrying me.

MIGUELITO! :-)

re: #13 littleoldlady

I hate it when airlines ask my weight and carry on. I blame the "200" on large bricks.

re: #17 littleoldlady

He's not moving yet. Miguel?

Good Morning to the Entire Lizard Nation.
Hey I Now know that the Reverend Wright is really ok.
See there was a clip on last night about something called "The Black Church Summit"
One of the Rev's explained that what Wright said was good because the Black Church is "Prophetic". Huh?

re: #18 LC LaWedgie

Miguel can fly, too, you know. ;-)

Morning Lizards. 21F this morning. Where oh where is the gorebull warming? Is the Pat Condell rant worth listening to?

re: #19 LC LaWedgie

He's not moving yet. Miguel?

I'm trying to catch up with all the links where I'm portrated (not in a very charitable way) lol

re: #22 Bubblehead II

Morning, and yes Pat is in fine form with this one.

re: #21 littleoldlady

Miguel can fly, too, you know. ;-)

Ok, littleoldlady. I like that song :)

re: #24 BlueCanuck

Thanks, I will open a second window and start him up.

re: #21 littleoldlady

re: #23 MigueldowninMexico

Oh, good. I thought your wings were broken, too. Whew!

re: #20 opnion

Good Morning to the Entire Lizard Nation.
Hey I Now know that the Reverend Wright is really ok.
See there was a clip on last night about something called "The Black Church Summit"
One of the Rev's explained that what Wright said was good because the Black Church is "Prophetic". Huh?

Big news around my town is the geologists have determined that the mile-long island attached to us by a causeway is actually a part of Africa that drifted over about 300 millions years ago. So does that mean Rev. Wright and the TUCoC congregation pledge allegiance to it?

re: #27 LC LaWedgie

re: #23 MigueldowninMexico

Oh, good. I thought your wings were broken, too. Whew!

You are heavy, man, but I could manage to survive after carrying you up here ;)

re: #28 infidelia

Big news around my town is the geologists have determined that the mile-long island attached to us by a causeway is actually a part of Africa that drifted over about 300 millions years ago. So does that mean Rev. Wright and the TUCoC congregation pledge allegiance to it?

ROFL!
LOL!

re: #23 MigueldowninMexico

I will have you know that Mighty Mouse is a cherished childhood hero of mine.

Youtube is busy with a Bush booing video at the top of the list as we speak. Some baseball function he attended.

The interesting thing is more that it is being put up by someone called FeizShakir. Yup .. one of them zionist people creating chaos again. Could also be a buddhist, but I think the name is a giveaway.

Half a million hits in a day? .. I think someone is pushing the stats to get it to the top !

And the good videos still seem to disappear at a healthy rate.

/ Beta Bunny Broadcast

There used to be a bumper sticker you could get : "Stop Continental Drift". Great for twitting the Goreballs, but they don't make them any more.

re: #30 MigueldowninMexico

ROFL!
LOL!

Maybe we could get them to donate aid. The whole island is full of millionaires and yacht clubs, btw.

re: #28 infidelia

Big news around my town is the geologists have determined that the mile-long island attached to us by a causeway is actually a part of Africa that drifted over about 300 millions years ago. So does that mean Rev. Wright and the TUCoC congregation pledge allegiance to it?

Not so fast, Mohammad may have been there.You know who it would belong to then,

Uh-oh...

Way past time for me to drift away...

Good day, ALL!™ :-)

re: #29 MigueldowninMexico

You are heavy, man, but I could manage to survive after carrying you up here ;)

He ain't heavy; he's your brother...

re: #35 opnion

The "Furthest Mosque" has been found!

Good day littleoldlady, see you tomorrow.

re: #39 LC LaWedgie

The "Furthest Mosque" has been found!

Inshallah! The 42nd Imam is hiding in a retention pond there & will be revealed if the Cubs win the World Series.

re: #31 littleoldlady

I will have you know that Mighty Mouse is a cherished childhood hero of mine.

Mine too! But in my case it is Super Raton lolnull

Lovely to chat, but I must be off...

Have a great day, Lizards!

re: #37 littleoldlady

Have a good day.

re: #34 infidelia

Maybe we could get them to donate aid. The whole island is full of millionaires and yacht clubs, btw.

Create another Liberia perhaps? ;)

re: #38 goddessoftheclassroom

He ain't heavy; he's your brother...

LOL
I like that song.
Good bye goddess! :)

Good bye, littleoldlady! :)

Have a great day.

re: #41 opnion

If yesterday is any indication, it won't be this year.

Have a great day all, and if you get a chance grab a copy of Phares' new one "The Confrontation". He practically credits bloggers with saving the world. True, but nice to hear it from someone else.

re: #45 MigueldowninMexico

Create another Liberia perhaps? ;)

So would it be a Mosque/ Starbucks?

re: #47 LC LaWedgie

If yesterday is any indication, it won't be this year.

I have complete confidence in them.The can go another 100 years and become immortal.

re: #49 opnion

So would it be a Mosque/ Starbucks?

Yes, and book stores where the Coran is propaerly placed on the top shelf!

re: #50 opnion

The beer that made Mel Famey walk us.

re: #52 LC LaWedgie

yep, that left a bad taste in my mouth. :p

/when you 're out of slats, you're out of pier.

Anybody flying anywhere soon?

FAA issues landing gear alert: report

re: #53 BlueCanuck

Your no Schlitz sipper, eh?

When your really hot & dry, you owe yourself an Oly! (3.2 in Colorado).

re: #55 LC LaWedgie

Nothing but Guiness abuses my liver. :)

/well maybe a good microbrew if there's no stout available.
//and only if I can't find my Black Seal Rum.

re: #1 BlueCanuck

I hate scratchs you can't reach.

That's why architectural theorists invented doorframes and wall corners.

re: #56 BlueCanuck

Back when I was young and broke, I could get "Milwaukee's Best" for 99 cents a six-pack. Now there's quality.
In all honesty, I can't remember the last time I had a beer -- probably three or four years ago.

Is it too early to call this a drinking thread? ;)

/Hey, I work nights so anything past 5am, is like 5pm for me.

Why did Ft. Lauderdale ban drinking beer on the beach.

The girls kept getting sand in their Schlitz.

/turns, ducks, looks, and runs.

hey, there... any econ peeps out there who can discuss these new $/regulatory measures the feds are taking? any linkage?

good or bad? too intrusive?

Why we need to be able to carry a concealed weapon.

PA Terrorist Shot Dead By Quick-Thinking Civilian

and I am outa here. Time to go to work. But it is Friday

re: #60 BulgarWheat

*thwack*

Ooooh lucky you. Today's my hump day. Only two more days till my Friday.

/then it will be So Happy It's Thursday.

Who is Abdullah Naqibullah? CNN reported he is now room temperature.

re: #63 MandyManners

Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

re: #62 Bubblehead II

interesting story... wishing i could come up with a funny quip about pistol-packing rabbis, but it's early

Miguel, LiL Olde, Canuck, la Wedgie, Infidelia, et alia...

I just emailed a Stateside buddy about the terrible state of public schools here in the Land of Smiles: it is theoretically possible to give a child a failing grade, but it is PRACTICALLY impossible. "Makes the student look bad, teacher look bad, school look bad and the student and parents are unhappy!"

So when I see pain on a child's face, pain of non-understanding, 'being lost', NOT GETTING IT...

AND I'm forbidden to contact the parents

AND I'm forbidden to award the grade earned,

no child is left behind in the rush to enforce mediocrity, reinforce the whole classroom of students' their perception that 'the system for YOU OLD PEOPLE is CORRUPT and UNCARING!" (Yes! It IS, KID!) and no child is unscathed by this corrosive, state-mandated deception!

/urk!

Good morning! A foggy 55 degrees in Chambodia as we await a whole heap of rain. Baby slept from 11:30 to 5:00 this morning. Whoohoo! Breakthrough!

As for beer, I currently have a case of Sam Adams and another of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in the larder. In my youth, Old Style was my cheap beer of choice, but you can't get it in Georgia, which is probably a good thing on balance.

Then there's Falstaff. I fondly recall the brewery at the Chicago end of the skyway with the grain elevators painted to look like a Brobdingnagian six pack.

re: #66 LC LaWedgie

Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

It'll fade soon.

re: #51 MigueldowninMexico

Yes, and book stores where the Coran is propaerly placed on the top shelf!

Hey Miguel, Good Morning.Are you sleeping ok?

re: #68 Karridine

Karridine
It's very tragic to see that happening in so many places :(

re: #69 Lucius Septimius

Lucius...FYI...
My son slept ten nights through for the first three years of his life. We survived, and he grew into a fine man.

We are still a little bitter.

re: #71 opnion

Hey Miguel, Good Morning.Are you sleeping ok?

Good morning, opnion :)
Yes, thank God I'm sleeping better now.
How about you?

re: #72 MigueldowninMexico

He was laying the Stateside educational 'system' out for me... we both saw parallels in the problems... and SERIOUS injustices, Miguel!

re: #63 MandyManners

I had that coming.

Gotta get the daughter off to school. The son was tossin' cookies last night, so he's down for the day. Poor little wheat.

#67 blue_like_jazz

interesting story... wishing i could come up with a funny quip about pistol-packing rabbis, but it's early

Showdown at the Oy Vey Corral

re: #74 MigueldowninMexico

Good morning, opnion :)
Yes, thank God I'm sleeping better now.
How about you?

I am doing better, but still not there. You don't know how valuable sleep is until it becomes an issue.

re: #77 RedWhiteAndJew

That's GOOD!

/real good, RedWhite! :D

Ta Ta Lizards. Stay cool & keep it Obama!

re: #68 Karridine

Ah yes, the joys of "constructivist education." You begin with the notion that all children know everything they need to know and you simply "build" on that; what this teaches is a hatred of specialist knowledge (since knowledge is power, anyone who possesses it is immediately a tyrant) and a hostility towards learning (learning requires admitting you don't know something, which is the converse of constructivist programming).

All the talk about "standards" merely obscured the real issue facing public education -- the anti-intellectualism at the root of American intellectual "theory." Hofstetter correctly identified the source of the problem fifty years ago in his discussion of John Dewey in Anti-Intellectualism in America Life. Nearly 200 years ago Tocqueville diagnosed the danger to intellectual life pregnant in American egalitarianism. So it's not like we haven't been warned. But too many people, including Bush, seemed to think it was possible to change the institution from within, without taking the time to consider the extent to which the institution itself is the problem.

What the Bush administration seemed not to understand is that the real problem with public education lies in the schools of education and their death grip on the accreditation process. In Georgia, the Public Service Commission supervises teacher education and certification, and the review boards are entirely staffed with professional educrats from the state colleges whose entire goal is to perpetuate the NEA dogma.

The only solution to public education, it seems to me, is to ban the NEA as a criminal conspiracy, shut down all schools of education, and force teacher to take real academic subjects. Oh, and "developmental psych" courses shouldn't count towards the degree.

Want a good foundation for education? Read John Locke's Thoughts Concerning Education as well as Nathan Tarkov's commentary on it, Locke's Education for Liberty.

"It's only a flesh wound" -- Doc Halaveh

re: #75 Karridine

He was laying the Stateside educational 'system' out for me... we both saw parallels in the problems... and SERIOUS injustices, Miguel!

It is unfair Karridine, no question about it :(

re: #68 Karridine

Yeah, "flunk" used to be a negative reflection of one's character, to be avoided.
Thanks to the bad boy counterculture, it became a badge of cool.

To avoid that, liberals simply lowered the standards.

That system gives us Al Franken, Harvard cum laude, B.A. general studies running for senator.

re: #78 opnion

I am doing better, but still not there. You don't know how valuable sleep is until it becomes an issue.

Oh, you're so right!
Hope you get even better still.
Bye for now :)

re: #73 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Our oldest slept through the night at 5 weeks, second child didn't sleep through a night until he was about 4, third child has wildly erratic sleeping habits; I'm ready for another sleeper.

re: #86 Lucius Septimius

Forced insomnia sucks.

re: #73 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Have any luck getting rid of that bug?

Well folks time to sign off once again. See you all on the next dead/early morning threads.

re: #88 LC LaWedgie

This morning? Seems to have disappeared. Go figure. Ran AGV and LavaSoft about 10 times each. It appears that at some point I got it.

But now that it has been summoned, we'll see.

Thanks for trying to help.

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Forced insomnia sucks.

Really -- if I'm not going to sleep, it ought to be by choice, and bring along with it loads of fun.

re: #89 BlueCanuck

Ciao, baby.

re: #90 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I hope so.

re: #76 BulgarWheat

I had that coming.

Gotta get the daughter off to school. The son was tossin' cookies last night, so he's down for the day. Poor little wheat.

Aw, poor kid. Hope it's not contagious.

The other day I was walking down the street and ...

No wait. That wasn't me.
--- Steven Wright

Good morning lizards.
Yankees - Jays opener got rained out.
Global warming, no doubt.

Sparrowlake,
Is that a haiku?

How progressive of you.

Good evening, Reptilia!

re: #65 MandyManners

That name doesn't "google" well. Maybe this guy.

re: #67 blue_like_jazz

interesting story... wishing i could come up with a funny quip about pistol-packing rabbis, but it's early

Pistol-packing Rabbi? They made a movie about it.

re: #97 Pastorius

How progressive Obama of you.

Fixed that for ya.

re: #91 Lucius Septimius

Hubba

OH HAI, KU I HAS FRUITCUP?

re: #99 LC LaWedgie

That name doesn't "google" well. Maybe this guy.

That's it! I confuse my Abdullah's and Mullah's all the time. Must be a TWP thing.

Lucius Septimus,
Thanks.

By the way, what is this I head, "The Pope is making a comeback?"

re: #104 MandyManners

Ray Stevens needs a song, "Abdullah the Mullah"

Good Morning Lizards!

Now roll out your prayer-rugs and repeat after me:

...
...
APRIL FOOLS!

The terrorists didn't take us down overnight, put those prayer-rugs away. Sorry for the confusion.

re: #95 Pastorius

I just put a new skylight in my bedroom.
The people upstairs are pissed.

Steven Wright

re: #105 Pastorius

Lucius Septimus,
Thanks.

By the way, what is this I head, "The Pope is making a comeback?"

He got a new drummer and is reuniting with his old guitarist for a tour on the west coast. I hear there's an album in the works.

Happy April, Fools!

This is WLGF

Haiku

Hussein speaks to throng,
Harmonic convergence starts,
Hum like transformers.

re: #110 BabbaZee

Babba! And a happy April Fools to you!

Today is actually the birthday of Lucius the cat (as opposed to Lucius the person). He'd have been twelve today.

Morning Lizards,

Another fine Navy day!

...and not April Fools!

Good Morning All!

OH, HAI BABBAZEE!

re: #111 RedWhiteAndJew

Hussein wears a thong
Borrowed from his wife Michelle
Pink with lacy frills

re: #115 RedWhiteAndJew

HAI!

re: #110 BabbaZee

Salaam Alaikum, Babba!

re: #112 Lucius Septimius

Awww

RIP Lucius Kitty

re: #118 laZardo

Salaam Alaikum, Babba!

Alaikum Salaam, LaZee

re: #106 LC LaWedgie

Ray Stevens needs a song, "Abdullah the Mullah"

This is as close as it gets.

re: #73 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lucius...FYI...
My son slept ten nights through for the first three years of his life. We survived, and he grew into a fine man.

We are still a little bitter.

My daughter didn't sleep through the night on a regular basis until she was seven years old. We tried everything.

re: #112 Lucius Septimius

Ave Caesar.

re: #121 MandyManners

I can't believe that, in this PC world, they'd allow that one on youtube.

Roll, Clyde, roll.

Mornin' all...I have to keep a couple of sixpacks of Fat Tire in the fridge...mmm

Yo CIA & Right Side.

Get ready to hurl:

Obama is the change that America has tried to hide
Alice Walker

Only one candidate offers the radical departure for the 21st century the US needs, for its own sake and the rest of the world's

I have come home from a long stay in Mexico to find - because of the presidential campaign, and especially because of the Obama-Clinton race for the Democratic nomination - a new country existing alongside the old. On any given day we, collectively, become the goddess of the three directions and can look back into the past, look at ourselves just where we are, and take a glance, as well, into the future. It is a space with which I am familiar.

When I joined the freedom movement in Mississippi in my early 20s, it was to come to the aid of sharecroppers, like my parents, who had been thrown off the land they'd always known - the plantations - because they attempted to exercise their "democratic" right to vote. I wish I could say white women treated me and other black people a lot better than the men did, but I cannot. It seemed to me then, and it seems to me now, that white women have copied all too often the behaviour of their fathers and their brothers. In the south, especially in Mississippi, and before that, when I worked to register voters in Georgia, the broken bottles thrown at my head were gender-free.

I made my first white women friends in college; they loved me and were loyal to our friendship, but I understood, as they did, that they were white women and that whiteness mattered.

I am a supporter of Barack Obama because I believe he is the right person to lead the United States at this time. He offers a rare opportunity for the country and the world to do better. It is a deep sadness to me that many of my feminist white women friends cannot see him, cannot hear the fresh choices toward movement he offers. That they can believe that millions of Americans choose Obama over Clinton only because he is a man, and black, feels tragic to me.

When I have supported white people, it was because I thought them the best to do the job. If Obama were in any sense mediocre, he would be forgotten by now. He is, in fact, a remarkable human being, not perfect but humanly stunning, like King was and like Mandela is. He is the change America has been trying desperately and for centuries to hide, ignore, kill. The change it must have if we are to convince the rest of the world that we care about people other than our (white) selves.

True to my inner goddess of the three directions, however, this does not mean I agree with everything Obama stands for. We differ on important points, probably because I am older; I am a woman and person of three colours (African, Native American, European); I was raised in the south; and, when I look at the world after 64 years of life, there is not one person I wish to see suffer.

I want a grown-up attitude to Cuba, for instance, a country and people I love. I want an end to the war immediately, and I want the soldiers to be encouraged to destroy their weapons and drive themselves out of Iraq. I want the Israeli government to be made accountable for its behaviour to the Palestinians, and I want the people of the US to cease acting as if they don't understand what is going on. But most of all I want someone with the confidence to talk to anyone, "enemy" or "friend", and this Obama has shown he can do.

It is hard to relate what it feels like to see Mrs Clinton (I wish she felt self-assured enough to use her own name) referred to as "a woman" while Barack Obama is always referred to as "a black man". One would think she is just any woman, but she is not. She carries all the history of white womanhood in the US in her person; it would be a miracle if we, and the world, did not react to this fact.

[SNIP!]

Good morning Lizards... I hope everybody saw, dinged up and signed the support Geert Wilder petition that I linked to last night... Oh and ((BabbaZee)))

OH HAI KU

IM IN YUR KITCHEN,
OPENING YUR TUNA FISH,
WHEREZ U HIDE ALBACORE?

re: #121 MandyManners

This is as close as it gets.

Now, how did I know that's what that link was going to reveal? :P

re: #124 LC LaWedgie

I can't believe that, in this PC world, they'd allow that one on youtube.

Roll, Clyde, roll.

Ahab had Fatima. Tarzan had Jane.

re: #126 BabbaZee

Well, it isn't racism if it's not a white person saying it.

/Moonbat mode

re: #127 doriangrey

{Dorian}

Thanks I'll sign it now

For Geert!

Good morning everybody...

The Canadian Liberal leader has shuffled his shadow cabinet. Gone is the lunatic defence critic Denis Coderre, who once claimed on national TV that he saw a UFO. Well, good riddance. So let's meet the new Liberal defence critic, Bryon Wilfert. Among his list of qualifications and accomplishments, is this interesting

Mr. Wilfert is currently Chair of the Canada-Japan Inter-Parliamentary Association. He is also the Chair of the Canada -Vietnam, Canada-Libya and Chair of the Canada- Indonesia Parliamentary Associations as well as Vice Chair of the Canada-Philippeans and Canada-Pakistan Parliamentary Association.

That's right folks, Mr. Wilfert is Chair of the Canada-Libya Parliamentary Association. Oh, brother.

Let me tell you bout Humphrey the Camel amblin' across the sands umm
All the Nomads givin' him a great big hand
He's a big ugly Mammal and he's very very hairy
All the Shieks know he's a swinging Dromedary uhhuh oh yeah
Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

In the middle of the night by the light of an Arab moon
They say that you can see him stompin' up and down the dunes
He's a big raunchy cat but he swings right along
Groovin' to the beat of a Nashville song uhhuh oh yeah
Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

Everybody digs Humphrey the Camel
Come see Camel Humphrey the Camel
But he's a body jumper
A real hip humper
Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

Down at the Oasis the Arabs were pickin' their dates
They're goin' to a party out at the Sultan's place
There's a camel named Camelia and Humphrey's gonna bring her
One big drink and he's a seven day swinger uhhuh oh yeah
Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel
(A penny Camel love call uuuh hyeah oh oh)
Everybody digs Humphrey the Cammel...
(Ooouuh hyeah I'd walk a mile for a...
oh yeah pick it Omar hyeah)

re: #126 BabbaZee

I made my first white women friends in college; they loved me and were loyal to our friendship, but I understood, as they did, that they were white women and that whiteness mattered.

Guess they didn't get Martin Luther King's memo.

re: #131 laZardo

Well, it isn't racism if it's not a white person saying it.

/Moonbat mode

Me and the ~isms got a serious war goin' on

lol

Good morning, folks.

Did you all read that Wafa Sultan has gone into hiding?

I was searching for more info online. Apparently Dr. Sultan has asked her supporters to write letters to the embassy in Qatar.

Info here:

American Congress for Truth

re: #97 Pastorius

Sparrowlake,
Is that a haiku?

How progressive of you.

No complete innings
Goracle changing climate
Warm rain falling down.

re: #135 MandyManners

Guess they didn't get Martin Luther King's memo.

Obviously they just want to use his dead body as a sandbag.

re: #135 MandyManners

Guess they didn't get Martin Luther King's memo.

It would appear that a lot of people didn't get that memo...

re: #137 Josephine

Good morning, folks.

Did you all read that Wafa Sultan has gone into hiding?

I was searching for more info online. Apparently Dr. Sultan has asked her supporters to write letters to the embassy in Qatar.

Info here:

American Congress for Truth

I saw the thread and your hat tip but I have not read it yet.

Like...hi

re: #142 storagemanager

Like...shalom

re: #133 Kenneth

{Ken}

How is m?

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Governmentium.

Governmentium (GV) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert: however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause an action that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a po rtion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium... an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

re: #65 MandyManners

If it's the one I think it is...

Mullah Abdullah Naqibullah is one of the so called neo-Taliban and a leader (or was) in Khandahar province.

Arrested and imprisoned three times, escaped three times.

He was briefly reported yesterday as being captured (sorry - no link).

But he may very well have been the Taliban commander reported killed in this link.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

But something like a dozen or more local Taliban "commanders" have been killed over the last month.

PRE-EMPTIVE
COUNTER
ATTACK,
R

re: #146 Render

Yea they are all "commanders" I noticed that

lol

re: #126 BabbaZee

One would think she is just any woman, but she is not. She carries all the history of white womanhood in the US in her person; it would be a miracle if we, and the world, did not react to this fact.

I guess the love affair between leftist conspiracy Feminism and Black Nationalism has finally come apart.

Da Sistahs ain't buyin' no mo' o' dat, apparently.

On the other hand, one has to wonder what people like Alice Walker, a woman whose career has largely been fueled by the guilt-driven adulation of the pallorous elites, would do if "white women" took them at their word and completely disengaged. Hmmm.

Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is a description of their properties.

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature,but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

re: #145 BabbaZee

So the Iranians really didn't want Uranium...

Corrie Ten Boom to be Honored by Israel

We’ve just been notified that on April 15 the Ambassador of Israel in the Netherlands will hold special ceremony of the Dutch committee of Yad Vashem at the Town Hall of Haarlem in which Corrie ten Boom’s father, Casper ten Boom and her sister, Betsie ten Boom, will be admitted into Yad Vashem’s list of the Righteous Gentiles Among the Nations.Corrie ten Boom and Oscar Schlinder are already in the Hall of the Righteous Gentiles.

Casper ten Boom, Corrie’s father, gave his life saving 800 Jews. The Ten Boom Clock Shop was an escape route on the way to Palestine, from the Nazi Holocaust for Jews.

When the Nazi’s arrested the Ten Boom family, Casper ten Boom was told he would not be arrested and could go home as long as he would promise not to save any more Jews. Casper’s response was, “I would consider it an honor to give my life for the Jewish people If I go home today, tomorrow I will open my door again to any Jew in need who knocks.”

Betsie ten Boom also died at the hands of the Nazis in Ravensbrook concentration camp. Corrie ten Boom’s writings were greatly influenced by her sister Betsie, whom she considered her inspiration.

On April 15, 1986, Dr. Mike Evans, with the assistance of caring Christians, purchased and restored the Clock Shop. It was opened as a witness of the love Christians have for the Jewish people. Since those days thousands have visited The Hiding Place worldwide. Ever since the Clock Shop opened to the public, every worker has volunteered without compensation, and no visitor has ever been charged to visit The Hiding Place.

Casper ten Boom led the family in a weekly prayer meeting for the peace of Jerusalem which began through his father 1844. It ended in 1994 when the family was arrested by the Nazi’s. The Jerusalem Prayer Team was launched in 2002 to continue on the Ten Boom’s prayer meeting. The Mayor of Jerusalem, Ehud Olmert, inaugurated the Jerusalem Prayer Team. It is now the largest Christian prayer organization in the world, with prayer movements in over 200 nations of the world.

[SNIP]

re: #139 BabbaZee

Obviously they just want to use his dead body as a sandbag.

Great image. That's absolutely what they want to do. Meanwhile his legacy takes all the hits.

re: #147 BabbaZee

Yea they are all "commanders" I noticed that

lol

The opportunities for advancement in the Taliban are great, life expectancy on the other hand sucks... lol...lol...lol...

GOOD MORNING LIZARDOIDS!

This Saudi Prince sure must have penis envy...

re: #148 Lucius Septimius

Alice Walker is more of a slave now then her ancestors ever were.

re: #126 BabbaZee

Hello BabbaZee! PLEASE tell me that moonbat diatribe was an April Fool's joke!

Oh, and before I forget, thanks for posting that Praeger article on homosexuality last week. Lots of good information all in one place, that will come in handy.

Now back to the moonbat Obama supporter- she hit one of my major buttons:

"I want an end to the war immediately..."

Doesn't this nitwit realize that the only way wars end, "immediately" or otherwise, is when one of the warring parties SURRENDERS? Considering the fact that I haven't seen any indication of our enemy backing down from their declaration of war against us I guess this means she wants US to surrender, and "immediately" while we're at it. Fat chance of that toots!

Sheesh!

re: #129 bikermailman

Now, how did I know that's what that link was going to reveal? :P

You're a Lizard. Lizards have amazing powers.

re: #154 Macker

GOOD MORNING LIZARDOIDS!

This Saudi Prince sure must have penis envy...

Yo Macker.

re: #156 CIA Reject

That is Alice Walker of "The Color Purple" fame

She is dead serious.

And I do mean dead.

YES that Prager article is a bomb! Glad you read it.

re: #156 CIA Reject

That supporter must want to stick her ass in the air.

re: #144 BabbaZee

M is doing much better, thanks. I got to take her out on Sunday & we had a great time.

This is for you, a remarkable rendition of Blowin' in the Wind

re: #151 BabbaZee

I remember seeing the movie about her -- "The Hiding Place" when i was kid. Fascinating story.

Those who cannot see the monumental moral gulf between America and the unspeakably evil jihadists America is fighting in Iraq and elsewhere are not prophets. Those who think Americans got what they deserved on 9/11 are not prophets. Those who think the Russian people were better off under Communism are not prophets. Those who think America developed AIDS and infected people of color with it are not prophets. Those who think America is more worthy of damnation than of blessing are not prophets. They are fools

[Link: frontpagemag.com...]

re: #158 BabbaZee

Yo Macker.

Doh... I would sooo like to do a hard rockin version of Mack the knife...

#155 BabbaZee

Alice Walker is more of a slave now then her ancestors ever were.

Oh so very true. Like C. S. Lewis said, the gates of hell lock from the inside.

re: #154 Macker

GOOD MORNING LIZARDOIDS!

This Saudi Prince sure must have penis envy...

Talk about a target rich environment for the splodeydopes...

re: #145 BabbaZee

Governmentium! LOL!

Good Morning Lizards.

I see where Drudge has an article from some UK moonbat rag called The Independent declaring that the US in in another Great Depression.

USA 2008: The Great Depression

The article goes through the usual anti-US ranting worthy of the New York Times about food stamps, mortgage failures and unemployment, It wraps up with this:

And the next monthly job numbers, to be released this Friday, are likely to show 50,000 more jobs were lost nationwide in March, and the unemployment rate is up to perhaps 5 per cent

Some accrding to these geniuses, nearing a 5% unemployment rate equals "The Great Deprssion". Well, actually in the 1930's unemployment was near 25%, not 5%, so they got their heads up their butts there. But in any event, lets take a look at how the great UK is doing with unemployment, shall we?

UK Unemployment

March 19 2008 - The unemployment rate remained at 5.2% - down 0.1% over the quarter and down 0.3% on last year. 29.46 million people were in work in the period November to January according to the labour force survey (LFS). This is the highest on record, up by 166,000 on the quarter, and up by 367,000 on the last year.

So, per The Independent, a 5.2% unemployment rate in the UK is apparently just fine cause they do not mention it, but an unemployment in the US that may be nearing 5% equals The Great Depression.

Can you say bias? I knew you could.

re: #154 Macker

GOOD MORNING LIZARDOIDS!

This Saudi Prince sure must have penis envy...

Little brother: The Dubai Tower and Prince al-Walid bin Talal, who is behind the scheme

Big Brother:
Who is Prince El Hassan Bin Talal, and why should you care?

CAN I HAS PRAEGER HOMO-LINK PLZ? THX.

re: #164 doriangrey

Doh... I would sooo like to do a hard rockin version of Mack the knife...

I have a list of remakes I wanted to do deep purple style

LOL

MANY of them strange!

re: #157 MandyManners

You're a Lizard. Lizards have amazing powers.

Well, how do my Amazing Lizard Powers get me out of going out into the Gorebull Cooling this morning? 80 odd degrees yesterday, was 62 this time yesterday, now it's 36 with a wind chill of 26.

re: #168 3 wood

Good Morning Lizards.

I see where Drudge has an article from some UK moonbat rag called The Independent declaring that the US in in another Great Depression.

USA 2008: The Great Depression

The article goes through the usual anti-US ranting worthy of the New York Times about food stamps, mortgage failures and unemployment, It wraps up with this:

So, per The Independent, a 5.2% unemployment rate in the UK is apparently just fine cause they do not mention it, but an unemployment in the US that may be nearing 5% equals The Great Depression.

Can you say bias? I knew you could.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to the local soup line to find people to fill the positions in my company we cant seem to find anyone to fill...

re: #170 RedWhiteAndJew

CAN I HAS PRAEGER HOMO-LINK PLZ? THX.

WTF?

Sure, LOL

re: #167 Kenneth

Governmentium! LOL!

That one killed me, rotf

re: #171 BabbaZee

I have a list of remakes I wanted to do deep purple style

LOL

MANY of them strange!

Cough Van Halen style cough... Amen BabbaZee...Amen...

re: #126 BabbaZee

Another one of my favourite artists bites the dust. Why are they all such idiots?!

She writes of Hillary Clinton: "How dishonest it is, to try to make her innocent of her racial inheritance."

So being white carries genetic guilt? A white person's character or experience doesn't count?

Except: "I can easily imagine Obama sitting down and talking to any leader - or any person - in the world, with no baggage of past servitude or race supremacy to mar their talks."

Does his black genetic innocence cancel out -- absolve him of -- his white genetic guilt?

Obama's white ancestors owned black slaves and his black ancestors were not enslaved, so shouldn't he carry the same racial inheritance as Mrs. Clinton? Or does it only matter that he is brown?

And what is this lie: "Even if Obama becomes president, our country is in such ruin it may be beyond his power to lead us to rehabilitation."

Yes, racist America is in ruins, Alice Walker, and that's why you have a university education and are one of the best-selling, most-admired modern American writers. Cry me a river.

re: #165 RedWhiteAndJew

#155 BabbaZee

Oh so very true. Like C. S. Lewis said, the gates of hell lock from the inside.

He was so wise.

It's not just a different time..it's a different world..

.WAYCROSS, GA -- It's the type of news you don't expect to hear coming out of an elementary school. Nine third grade students suspended at Center Elementary in Waycross for an alleged plot to attack their teacher.

"This plot was uncovered at the point that something dangerous was brought to the school," says Lt. Dwayne Caswell with Waycross Police.

Police say the students were hatching a plan to harm their teacher Friday morning. They even brought items from home to carry out the plan.

"They had a broken steak knife, a crystal paper weight, toy handcuffs, several items and tape and stuff," says Lt. Caswell.

Ware County School officials say a classmate told the principal about one of the students bringing a weapon to school. The discovery was later made that more students were in on the plot. The school says it’s a matter they are not taking lightly.

[Link: www.firstcoastnews.com...]

re: #177 Josephine

So being white JEWISH carries genetic guilt? A white JEWISH person's character or experience doesn't count?

/starts to sound eerily familiar then, nu?

re: #164 doriangrey

Doh... I would sooo like to do a hard rockin version of Mack the knife...

Brian Setzer does a pretty good job.

They will pay a penalty for windfall profits!

--Barack Obama's nasty voice.

re: #139 BabbaZee

Obviously they just want to use his dead body as a sandbag.

re: #140 bikermailman

It would appear that a lot of people didn't get that memo...

I notice he's not mentioned much any more by the Left. I wonder why.

re: #177 Josephine

Yes, racist America is in ruins, Alice Walker, and that's why you have a university education and are one of the best-selling, most-admired modern American writers. Cry me a river.

144,000 updings

re: #172 bikermailman

Well, how do my Amazing Lizard Powers get me out of going out into the Gorebull Cooling this morning? 80 odd degrees yesterday, was 62 this time yesterday, now it's 36 with a wind chill of 26.

That's a pretty wild ride.

BabbaZee, I never realized it until I clicked on your name, but it appears you are in Cincinnati. Is that right?

I'm in Dayton. Seems there are a fair number of Lizardriods here in the Heart Of It All!

re: #176 doriangrey

bah ...VH is not "crunchy" enough for me, dig? Plus I never had the talent (or could recruit it) to pull that EVH shit off... LOL

re: #159 BabbaZee

re: #160 Macker

I have a standard question I use to identify idiots like Ms Walker:

"Who ended World War II?"

They NEVER get it right!

re: #177 Josephine

Maybe because he is an Arab American.

Hey Babba, top of the morning to you!

Didn't you know that if we all could just touch the hem of the garment worn by the Obamessiah, all world strife would cease to exist, and caucasions would stop hatings blacks!

re: #168 3 wood

Given America has a substantially (and numerically) larger working population than Britain, I'm hesitant to say it's good times, but not a Depression. It's like how America looks like it's giving less aid to other nations than Europe in percentage-of-GDP terms.

re: #181 bikermailman

Brian Setzer does a pretty good job.

Meh... Thats still swing... I was thinking more along the lines of Van Halens You're no good...

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

That would actually be funny if Wright had said "inversely proportional to the reach."

re: #141 BabbaZee

That was a big thrill for me.

The entire article is just the two paragraphs. I hope there will be more news soon.

ROPMA.

re: #185 MandyManners

That's a pretty wild ride.

Don't like the weather in West Texas? Wait a few minutes.

re: #186 RedWhiteAndJew

The "Spleencinatti" thing is just pretend LOL
I am not In Cinicnatti.
I am in CT now, was in NY before that

re: #175 BabbaZee

Here I sit, all along with a broken heart ...

re: #190 rightside

Hey Babba, top of the morning to you!

Didn't you know that if we all could just touch the hem of the garment worn by the Obamessiah, all world strife would cease to exist, and caucasions would stop hatings blacks!

But Whitey would still be despised.

re: #187 BabbaZee

bah ...VH is not "crunchy" enough for me, dig? Plus I never had the talent (or could recruit it) to pull that EVH shit off... LOL

Heh heh heh havent listen to my guitar playin much have ya BabbaZee... lol...lol...lol... I CAN pull it off... ;P

re: #179 storagemanager

It's not just a different time..it's a different world..

[Link: www.firstcoastnews.com...]

Third graders?! They're eight or nine years old. Where in world did they get these notions? I think their parents need to really supervise their interactions with the news media, video games, older kids and each other.

Today I am going dark.

We’ve turned out the lights at MichelleMalkin.com. Why? To raise awareness of empty awareness-raising gestures by Gulfstream liberals, Google energy hogs, and Gore-worshiping cultists whose DAISNAID (Do as I say, not as I do) environmental alarmist policies would send us back to the Stone Ages.

I urge you to help Raise Awareness of all forms of enviro-nitwit-ism, too, by:

*Cranking up your thermostats.

*Returning your CFLs.

*Protesting PETA’s animal cruelty and animal rights/environmental terrorism.

*Purchasing a carbon debit package.

*Informing your local public school teacher of Al Gore’s electric bill before he/she attempts to cram “An Inconvenient Truth” down your kid’s throat.

*Reproducing!

*Sending your favorite SUV-basher to visit The Concourse of Hypocrisy.

*And using as much toilet paper as you damned well please, guilt-free, while humming Sheryl Crow’s “All I Wanna Do:”

[Link: michellemalkin.com...]

re: #194 Josephine

That was a big thrill for me.

The entire article is just the two paragraphs. I hope there will be more news soon.

ROPMA.

Mazel Tov on your first hat tip sweetie.

#196 BabbaZee

OH, KAI :)

re: #199 doriangrey

Heh heh heh havent listen to my guitar playin much have ya BabbaZee... lol...lol...lol... I CAN pull it off... ;P

Well then
Time for you to come to CT with a pignose a portable board and a reel to reel

LOL

The American taxpayer will pay a penalty for bank windfall losses!

The Bush Admin if it put into words their actions.

re: #195 bikermailman

Don't like the weather in West Texas? Wait a few minutes.

Did you have severe weather brining in the drop in temperatures?

Well, you kids have a great day! Off to walk the streets...

re: #206 MandyManners

Did you have severe weather brining in the drop in temperatures?

Unfortunately, no. We've been dry this winter. At least we didn't have the tennis ball size hail like KS did yesterday though...it happens around here. I got a new roof less than a year ago from hail.

re: #204 BabbaZee

Well then
Time for you to come to CT with a pignose a portable board and a reel to reel

LOL

ROTFLMAO... I wish... If I had the portable board and a reel to reel
I would be recording right here in sunny SoCal... ;p

re: #198 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But Whitey would still be despised.

Wh..wh..what? I thought he was a uniter?

I was half-expecting to log in here and see that Charles had changed the site to Little Green Fatwas for the day...

re: #126 BabbaZee

BTW, can someone explain to me wtf this "inner goddess of the three directions" thing is all about?

Dorian:

On the remake list

re: #211 JamesTKirk

I was half-expecting to log in here and see that Charles had changed the site to Little Green Fatwas for the day...

lol, now that would have been funnay...

re: #151 BabbaZee

Thank you for this, Babba.

(Crying now.)

Btw, the Bush Admin has raised taxes on the middle class all these years and their Democrat bedfellows don't mention it because they're McLovin it!

re: #208 bikermailman

Unfortunately, no. We've been dry this winter. At least we didn't have the tennis ball size hail like KS did yesterday though...it happens around here. I got a new roof less than a year ago from hail.

I hope you get some rain soon.

#211 JamesTKirk

I was half-expecting to log in here and see that Charles had changed the site to Little Green Fatwas for the day...

I think I would have flat-lined on the spot!

re: #213 BabbaZee

Dorian:

On the remake list

I'd like to hear it done in this style.

re: #97 Pastorius

Sparrowlake, Is that a haiku? How progressive of you.

There's an extra syllable on a couple of his lines.

re: #212 Lucius Septimius

BTW, can someone explain to me wtf this "inner goddess of the three directions" thing is all about?

Some bullshit she made up in order to justify ubiquitous mood swings?

The Crone
The Maiden
The Virgin

( I think, I'm guessing. This trinity is big in "wicca" and has likely eeked out into the larger world of pay per view paganism)

re: #213 BabbaZee

Dorian:

On the remake list

Also on the remake list... ala VH style...

re: #219 Lucius Septimius

excellent lol

re: #222 doriangrey

ooo blasphemy!

re: #214 doriangrey

lol, now that would have been funnay...

Then I would have had to visit DailyKONS for all of my conservative reading.

#217 MandyManners

re: #208 bikermailman

Unfortunately, no. We've been dry this winter. At least we didn't have the tennis ball size hail like KS did yesterday though...it happens around here. I got a new roof less than a year ago from hail.

I hope you get some rain soon.

I wish I could send you ours. Geez! It's been raining so much, the mushrooms are getting moldy!

re: #224 BabbaZee

ooo blasphemy!

Neter neter neter... ;p

re: #216 Roger

Mclovin' it, rotf

re: #120 BabbaZee

Alaikum Salaam, LaZee

I see I wasn't far off with #211 after all.
Khaaan akbar!

Never underestimate the amount of pandering corporate America will do for $$$. Now the Dearbornistan (Dearborn, Michigan) Kentucky Fried Chicken has gone finger lickin-halal chicken. So its chicken is now served up with Islamic or muslim specifications - thus after the birds are slaughtered halal-style - they are sent to the KFC where the chickens are cooked in apartheid fryers.(away from the non-halal ones)

The people who have their head in the sand are right...Islam is not making gains daily...yeah right..sleep on fools. [Link: theopinionator.typepad.com...]

re: #224 BabbaZee

ooo blasphemy!

I'm not like this because I am a rock star... I am a rock star because I am like this... lol...lol...lol...

re: #215 Josephine

{Josephine}

I am a huge fan of Miss Corrie Ten Boom

I had forgotten how much I like this song.

#221 BabbaZee

re: #212 Lucius Septimius

BTW, can someone explain to me wtf this "inner goddess of the three directions" thing is all about?

Some bullshit she made up in order to justify ubiquitous mood swings?

The Crone
The Maiden
The Virgin

What a harpy!

re: #210 rightside

Wh..wh..what? I thought he was a uniter?

He is...more blacks hate whitey today than last month.

re: #190 rightside

He is only the cartoon before the main reel
Get ready for a parade of false prophets

re: #234 RedWhiteAndJew

ROTF

I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from here

re: #235 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

He is...more blacks hate whitey today than last month.

Sigh... sometimes the truth really does hurt...

re: #221 BabbaZee

Some bullshit she made up in order to justify ubiquitous mood swings?

The Crone
The Maiden
The Virgin

( I think, I'm guessing. This trinity is big in "wicca" and has likely eeked out into the larger world of pay per view paganism)

Hmmm -- it does sound familiar. There is a standard artistic form showing the "three ages of woman" that some have wanted (often without good reason) to turn into an icon of witchcraft. Some images are, some are not, but this has led to some kind of Jungian speculation about the "three forms." Yada yada.

The ghost of Margaret Murray is still out there, unfortunately.

re: #180 BabbaZee

So being white JEWISH carries genetic guilt? A white JEWISH person's character or experience doesn't count?

/starts to sound eerily familiar then, nu?

That's spooky. You're right.

Where has all this race hate been hiding?

Alice, if I had known you hated me, I wouldn't have bought all of your books with my white money (and especially not the last one, since I couldn't make it past the first page, it was so bad).

re: #229 JamesTKirk

Good morning captain

Well off to the slave pits again my lizard brethren...

re: #222 doriangrey

Also on the remake list... ala VH style...

I can dig it daddy-o.

#241 BabbaZee

Absolutely love that song!

re: #239 Lucius Septimius

Hmmm -- it does sound familiar. There is a standard artistic form showing the "three ages of woman" that some have wanted (often without good reason) to turn into an icon of witchcraft. Some images are, some are not, but this has led to some kind of Jungian speculation about the "three forms." Yada yada.

The ghost of Margaret Murray is still out there, unfortunately.

Sounds like they've ripped off the concept of the Trinity. How duplicitous of them.

re: #240 Josephine

So being white JEWISH carries genetic guilt? A white JEWISH person's character or experience doesn't count?

That's spooky. You're right.

Where has all this race hate been hiding?

Alice, if I had known you hated me, I wouldn't have bought all of your books with my white money (and especially not the last one, since I couldn't make it past the first page, it was so bad).

I tell you the truth
all that crap I studied on the White nationalists and the Euro Supremacists has really come in handy lately... same shit, and I ran smack into the "black version" of it during that research, made me much more prepared for all of this Obamanable Snowjobman crapola

GOD never send you on empty journeys

re: #244 RedWhiteAndJew

me too, lol
one of my favorites when I was a kid

re: #245 MandyManners

Sounds like they've ripped off the concept of the Trinity. How duplicitous of them.

EVERY single lie

that holds any power

is a PERVERSION OF TRUTH

re: #241 BabbaZee

Good morning captain

Mornin'! This one seems appropos for the day.

re: #234 RedWhiteAndJew

#221 BabbaZee
re: #212 Lucius Septimius

BTW, can someone explain to me wtf this "inner goddess of the three directions" thing is all about?

Some bullshit she made up in order to justify ubiquitous mood swings?

The Crone
The Maiden
The Virgin

What a harpy!

Seriously though, what does it say about someone's stability when they have to make up whole bullsh*t "theologies" just to promote their self-importance. Is anything written by somebody in that mental state worthy of serious consideration?

homey
I don't THINK so...
/homey

#243 Lucius Septimius

re: #222 doriangrey

Also on the remake list... ala VH style... [Sound of Silence]

I can dig it daddy-o.

I can so easily image that done in death metal.

That's really weird.

Should have supplied the youtube clip for McLovin I forgot the Mohammed part.

Warning Hezbollah not to provoke Israel is like warning Iran not to enrich uranium.
Totally counterproductive.
Hezbollah amasses Iranian rockets while Israel just sits and watches.

On the edge of Sadr City, where a vehicle ban was still being enforced, an Iraqi army officer stared at a giant mural of Sadr's father, a grand ayatollah who died under the regime of Saddam Hussein and the man for whom the Baghdad district is named. "We need 100 years to be a strong military," the officer said.

As an explosion sounded in the distance, the Iraqi officer said the Mahdi Army had better weapons than the government soldiers did, including rocket-propelled grenades and newer machine guns. He acknowledged that some policemen from Sadr City were active members of the militia and that others had offered their tacit support. As a result, the Iraqi army had to rely on the U.S. military to push back the militia in the district of 2.5 million people, the officer said as a U.S. Bradley fighting vehicle swiveled its cannon at shoppers passing by the entrance to the neighborhood.

Inside Sadr City, a policeman navigated the roads, which had been booby-trapped with bombs in case the Americans tried to enter. He said the militia planted the explosives at night and detonated them by remote control. But he wasn't worried.

He pointed to an area where he said a U.S. armored vehicle had burned, sending flames into a police station and market. "When they see a police car coming, they don't detonate the explosive because they don't see police as targets," the officer said.

Iran play's both sides to the middle...most fall in to the traps they lay. [Link: www.latimes.com...]

re: #239 Lucius Septimius

MMhmm

Good Morning All...I have seen the light!

%u0623%u0634%u0647%u062F %u0623%u0646 %u0644%u0627 %u0625%u0644%u0647 %u0625%u0644%u0627%u064E%u0651 %u0627%u0644%u0644%u0647 %u0648 %u0623%u0634%u0647%u062F %u0623%u0646 %u0645%u062D%u0645%u062F %u0631%u0633%u0648%u0644 %u0627%u0644%u0644%u0647

I feel so much better now

re: #250 CIA Reject

Deepak Chopra called.
He wants his bullshit back.

Mwaha

re: #245 MandyManners

Sounds like they've ripped off the concept of the Trinity. How duplicitous of them.

I think a lot of it is ripped off via Jung -- the whole archetype concept, but with three instead of four. Plus there was some French anthropologist years ago -- Georges Dumezil -- who argued that all societies worship some form of "three." He found triads, which he identified as marking "three functions" in society. Of course his theory was so broad in its definitions as to be practically meaningless, but lots of folks picked up on it.

It's all nonsense, but lots o' folks buy into it. Package something as "ancient" lore and fools will snatch it up. Vide "Cracker Barrel."

re: #232 BabbaZee

{Babba} thought of you the other day when I found this. One of those little youtube gems that you just happen upon, you don't look for it. Very different, but just gorgeous (like my Babba)..really gets started at about 1:50 in.