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Thu, Apr 10, 2008 at 3:12:21 am PDT

The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.

Walt Whitman

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1 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:13:51am

Gooooooooood morning, LGF!

2 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:14:34am

Good morning, Lizards!

{littleoldlady}

3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:16:14am

Good Mornin'
Good Mornin'
It's great to stay up late!
Good Mornin'
Good Mornin' to you!

4 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:16:59am

goddess! :-)

5 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:17:12am

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO SLEEP? Good heavens!

6 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:17:21am

Well, the subject for the thread upstairs was disturbing. Here? Minty freshness.

7 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:18:06am

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Good morning, FBV!

8 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:18:08am

Miguel, put that link to the video up in the spinoffs! Everybody needs to watch that.

9 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:18:29am

Yawn...nope, just got up...but stayed up late...and no matter what they say...it is not great to stay up late.

10 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:18:43am

Good morning all, {goddess}, FBV.

/like seeing goddess, means almost time to go home. :)

11 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:19:48am

re: #10 BlueCanuck

Good morning all, {goddess}, FBV.

/like seeing goddess, means almost time to go home. :)

Thanks--I think! :)

12 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:19:51am

re: #9 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yawn...nope, just got up...but stayed up late...and no matter what they say...it is not great to stay up late.

True, I had much rather get up early. Nice to watch the sun come up on another day.

13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:20:14am

re: #5 goddessoftheclassroom

Goddess?

14 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:21:10am

i liked this quote from the comments:

Jammer:

This is amazing.

The 2008 election was supposed to be a referendum on Iraq and the GOP, and a landslide for the Democrats.

Instead, it has become a referendum on black people and their mentality of militant victimhood. This mentality has clearly jumped the shark in an America where Asians are wealthier than whites, where Hispanics outnumber blacks, and where black immigrants from Africa, the Caribbean, etc. come here voluntarily and do well.

As a result, the chance of a Democrat winning is now under 50%.

Truly, truly amazing.

/yup: what he said......

15 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:21:51am

yawn, another lizard crawls out of his sleeping shell and reaches for coffee.

damn, I'm glad I didn't have a flight booked this week. looks rough out there and not getting any better.

16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:21:57am

re: #13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Goddess?

17 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:23:51am

Anyone? What does expurgated mean? I don't have the energy to walk over to dictionary.com right now.

18 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:24:27am

re: #17 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Anyone? What does expurgated mean? I don't have the energy to walk over to dictionary.com right now.

I believe it means to be severely edited.

19 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:25:46am

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yes? Do you have a sentence you need diagrammed or a work of literature you'd like explicated?

20 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:26:03am

re: #14 redc1c4

i liked this quote from the comments:

Jammer:

This is amazing.

The 2008 election was supposed to be a referendum on Iraq and the GOP, and a landslide for the Democrats.

Instead, it has become a referendum on black people and their mentality of militant victimhood. This mentality has clearly jumped the shark in an America where Asians are wealthier than whites, where Hispanics outnumber blacks, and where black immigrants from Africa, the Caribbean, etc. come here voluntarily and do well.

As a result, the chance of a Democrat winning is now under 50%.

Truly, truly amazing.

/yup: what he said......

There are a couple of things about this whole militant black mess that I find downright astounding - not to mention disturbing. Most particularly, that the American black community would so deliberately go after the American Jewish community. It is in large part due to the actions and dedication of the American Jewish community that the black civil rights movement went anywhere in the first place. Talk about biting the hand. . . .

21 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:26:37am

re: #18 BlueCanuck

I believe it means to be severely edited.

yup...

22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:26:38am

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

Yes? Do you have a sentence you need diagrammed or a work of literature you'd like explicated?

re: #17 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Anyone? What does expurgated mean? I don't have the energy to walk over to dictionary.com right now.

23 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:26:54am

re: #18 BlueCanuck

I believe it means to be severely edited.

Redacted come to mind.

24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:27:26am

re: #23 galloping granny

Redacted come to mind.

Granny? What does Redacted mean?

25 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:28:10am

re: #24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Granny? What does Redacted mean?

Redacted is when the government gives you stuff under the Freedom of Information act and then they take a black marker to every other word in every other line.

26 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:28:24am

re: #20 galloping granny

There are a couple of things about this whole militant black mess that I find downright astounding - not to mention disturbing. Most particularly, that the American black community would so deliberately go after the American Jewish community. It is in large part due to the actions and dedication of the American Jewish community that the black civil rights movement went anywhere in the first place. Talk about biting the hand. . . .

you may want to dial up your cynicism settings.... it's been brewing for years.

/never too cynical

27 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:28:25am

re: #24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Redacted: A liberally slanted hit-piece on Iraq that didn't make any money.

Next question.

28 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:28:30am

re: #24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Granny? What does Redacted mean?

Well I am not Granny, but redacted is where they will black out names or information that is of sensitive nature on a document before being released to the public.

29 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:28:55am

re: #22 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Literally, it means "cleaned out"; a synonym is "censored"; "edited of the naughty bits."

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:29:39am

So I went over to Dictionary.com

Expurgate:

1. to amend by removing words, passages, etc., deemed offensive or objectionable: Most children read an expurgated version of Grimms' fairy tales.
2. to purge or cleanse of moral offensiveness.

Redacted

2. to make ready for publication; edit or revise.

31 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:29:48am

re: #24 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Granny? What does Redacted mean?

censored, gitted, stripped of all relevant information,etc....

32 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:29:56am

re: #8 galloping granny

Miguel, put that link to the video up in the spinoffs! Everybody needs to watch that.

Will do granny. Thanks :)

33 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:30:39am

so...you think this Islam thing will catch on?

34 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:31:49am

re: #30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So I went over to Dictionary.com
.

See - wasn't that simple?! You are SO lucky that Goddess and I did not give you the standard answer the kids hear :)

35 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:32:58am

Ever have an acquaintance that you know by sight; but after a while you realize that you don't know their name, but now it is too late (embarrassing) to ask?

Some words are like that.

36 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:34:53am

re: #35 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ever have an acquaintance that you know by sight; but after a while you realize that you don't know their name, but now it is too late (embarrassing) to ask?

Some words are like that.

Yes - far too often for me to even count. I am wonderful with faces but names to go with them often escape me. And I do know what you mean. I am afflicted with "aphasia" following a coma, so I often know exactly the word I want to use but I cannot get it out of my brain to save my life. It can be very, very frustrating.

37 Living4Him5534  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:35:01am

I am very sick, so I'm skipping class today. I feel bad, though, because I've already missed some classes for NOT being sick.

I'm wondering why we're called a bunch of misogynists by Elton John for not liking Hillary. Can't I just not like someone's politics? And it's not as though she's a woman.

38 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:35:11am

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya

39 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:35:50am

re: #33 storagemanager

so...you think this Islam thing will catch on?

nope: pork bbq tastes too good......

40 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:36:11am

Good morning everyone. Currently 57 degrees in the greater metropolitan Doraville area, looks to go up into the upper 70s today. Dogwood and Azaleas are in bloom; meanwhile I dreamed it was snowing last night, but it was only the pollen.

Having fun with dictionaries, eh?

41 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:36:29am

re: #20 galloping granny

The Cult of Victimology does more to keep the black community down than any anything else going on in our modern society.

42 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:37:32am

re: #37 Living4Him5534

I am very sick,........

you've got that right.....

43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:37:36am

re: #41 littleoldlady

I honestly thought that BHO would help it. Until the people who surround him started to talk. Meh.

44 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:37:37am

re: #38 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya

I tell my students that all the time. My favorite common misusage is "empirical." As in "Roman empirical authority extended over the known world."

45 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:37:54am

Granny
Done ;)

46 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:38:21am

re: #41 littleoldlady

The Cult of Victimology does more to keep the black community down than any anything else going on in our modern society.

It's more than a cult; it's a full blown religion with its own scriptures, creeds, rituals, and rites.

47 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:38:23am

re: #37 Living4Him5534

I am very sick, so I'm skipping class today. I feel bad, though, because I've already missed some classes for NOT being sick.

I'm wondering why we're called a bunch of misogynists by Elton John for not liking Hillary. Can't I just not like someone's politics? And it's not as though she's a woman.

Elton John does not know the meaning of the word "misogynist." A misogynist is someone who hates ALL women, not someone who does not like one particular woman. And how does Elton explain the huge numbers of WOMEN who would not vote for Hillary under any circumstances - except possibly if her opponent was Barrack Obama?

48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:38:27am

re: #44 Lucius Septimius

I tell my students that all the time. My favorite common misusage is "empirical." As in "Roman empirical authority extended over the known world."

'Scuse me for a sec...running back over to the dictionary.

49 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:39:08am

re: #40 Lucius Septimius

The scary thing is that some of us are almost walking dictionaries. :)

/or we had a good public school education.

50 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:39:45am

re: #44 Lucius Septimius

I tell my students that all the time. My favorite common misusage is "empirical." As in "Roman empirical authority extended over the known world."

Would have thought the same thing. Hmmm.

51 redc1c4  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:41:28am

re: #43 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I honestly thought that BHO would help it. Until the people who surround him started to talk. Meh.

did you type that with a straight face?

he's the epitome of the "victim"...... wealthy, successful and powerful, but still a victim. vote for me.......

52 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:41:30am

re: #49 BlueCanuck

The scary thing is that some of us are almost walking dictionaries. :)

/or we had a good public school education.

My excuse is that I had a mother who was an English major.

53 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:41:31am

re: #46 Lucius Septimius

From the founder of Black Liberation Theology:

James Cone defines the theology as thus:

"Black theology refuses to accept a God who is not identified totally with the goals of the black community. If God is not for us and against white people, then he is a murderer, and we had better kill him. The task of black theology is to kill Gods who do not belong to the black community ... Black theology will accept only the love of God which participates in the destruction of the white enemy. What we need is the divine love as expressed in Black Power, which is the power of black people to destroy their oppressors here and now by any means at their disposal. Unless God is participating in this holy activity, we must reject his love."

link: [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

It's worse than I could have ever imagined, Lucius.

54 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:41:43am

re: #49 BlueCanuck

The scary thing is that some of us are almost walking dictionaries. :)

/or we had a good public school education.

Thank you for that. So often public education is condemned out of hand.

55 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:41:45am

The man that stood in New York in 2001 is dead...who is this guy?...where did he come from

?....(IsraelNN.com) The Western Wall has been deemed too controversial a place for US President George W. Bush to visit. He is opting instead for Masada – where Jewish rebels committed mass suicide

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

56 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:49:48am

re: #54 goddessoftheclassroom

Thank you for that. So often public education is condemned out of hand.

No problem. Part of the precieved problem is the slants and biases coming from the teachers. Which in turn are slanted and biased by their university and college teachers.

/viscious circle.

57 BenZ's Bat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:50:10am

Good Morning {Everyone}. I posted this last night on the virus thread but thought I should repost before I head to the hospital today.

Mom (BenZacharia's [dad ] wife for those who may not know of our relationship) is having her kidney removed this morning. To make things more complicated instead of going in the through her back to remove the kidney they are going in through the front and removing a rib. We are asking that everyone pray for a successful and uneventful surgery today as well as a speedy and uncomplicated recovery.

58 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:50:41am

re: #53 littleoldlady

From the founder of Black Liberation Theology:

James Cone defines the theology as thus:


link: [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

It's worse than I could have ever imagined, Lucius.

Yes. It is the old prince of liars pretending to be G_d again.

/anyone but me having problems with LGF crashing and burning?

59 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:50:51am

What in the heck was that?!

60 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:51:16am

re: #55 storagemanager

The Western Wall has been deemed too controversial a place for US President George W. Bush to visit. He is opting instead for Masada – where Jewish rebels committed mass suicide

OH! The (frikken') IRONY!

Morning, storage. :-)

61 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:51:39am

re: #57 BenZ's Bat

Another prayer floats up.

62 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:52:23am

Yes, I keep getting "Problems loading page" message.

/I thought it was a hint to get going...

63 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:52:51am

re: #56 BlueCanuck

No problem. Part of the precieved problem is the slants and biases coming from the teachers. Which in turn are slanted and biased by their university and college teachers.

/viscious circle.

Agreed. There was a time that a public education in the US was meaningful and thorough. Unfortunately those days are gone. Sure there are good schools and dedicated teachers like Goddess (and one of mydaughters), but all too often they are few and far between.

64 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:52:55am

re: #53 littleoldlady

From the founder of Black Liberation Theology:

James Cone defines the theology as thus:


link: [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

It's worse than I could have ever imagined, Lucius.

It's pretty bad. Folks at "white" seminaries are forced to read that stuff as well. I saw a reading list for one class at a Methodist seminary completely devoted to that crap, along with a book explaining how Blacks can't be racist.

65 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:53:00am

Was it something I said?

66 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:53:26am

re: #55 storagemanager

Masada was a really good tv min-series made in the early 80's.

67 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:53:33am

re: #51 redc1c4

did you type that with a straight face?

he's the epitome of the "victim"...... wealthy, successful and powerful, but still a victim. vote for me.......

Another pitfall is knowing a word but not how to pronounce it. My best friend and I were studying for an AP European history test and making up questions for each other. She asked me [I'm spelling this the way she said it], "What was the eppa-tome of (something)? I panicked--I had clue what an eppa-tome was. She said, "Of course you do," and showed me the page of the text, I burst out laughing, and I have NEVER let her forget it.

68 littleoldlady  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:53:40am

re: #57 BenZ's Bat

Oh my!

{wifffeee, BenZ, BenZ's Bat, and your sister!}

69 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:53:53am

LGF was out for about seven minutes :p

70 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:54:00am

re: #57 BenZ's Bat

Prayers going up -- give them our best, and you take care of yourself.

71 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:54:36am

re: #55 storagemanager

The man that stood in New York in 2001 is dead...who is this guy?...where did he come from

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

I don't know storage. I can pinpoint almost the very day that the guy we see standing in the oval office these days arrived in town (during the most recent war between Israel & Lebanon). It has seemed ever since to me that Bush is really just a shadow president, a puppet filling up the chair while somebody else pulls the strings and makes the decisions.

72 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:54:43am

re: #57 BenZ's Bat

Good Morning {Everyone}. I posted this last night on the virus thread but thought I should repost before I head to the hospital today.

Mom (BenZacharia's [dad ] wife for those who may not know of our relationship) is having her kidney removed this morning. To make things more complicated instead of going in the through her back to remove the kidney they are going in through the front and removing a rib. We are asking that everyone pray for a successful and uneventful surgery today as well as a speedy and uncomplicated recovery.

You r mom and your family have been on the Lizard Prayer List, and I thank you for reminding us that today is THE day. I'll be sending up prayers every hour.

73 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:55:44am

re: #57 BenZ's Bat

Count on my prayers, BenZ
{BenZ and the whole family}

74 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:55:47am
"Iran's peaceful nuclear program and the concern of the Western powers over development of a bomb by Iran is nothing but an excuse as they are not afraid of terrorism. They, themselves, are the root cause of terrorism," the president reiterated.

He continued, "What they are afraid of is a country which has raised against them in a world under their domination."
The president warned big powers against moving against the will of the Iranian nation, stressing, "If they continued their opposition to the will of the Iranian nation, they would receive a crushing response from the brave Iranian people."


[Link: www2.irna.com...]

75 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:56:45am

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

The word for today in one of my classes is "coprophagous." It appeared in a quote in our reading for Tuesday (which no one read) on decadence in Fin de Siecle France. They asked me what it meant, and I said that one was worth the trip to the dictionary.

I can't wait to see their response today.

76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:57:02am

re: #69 MigueldowninMexico

LGF was out for about seven minutes :p

I always imagine (Star Trek-like) red alerts going off in Charles' bedroom when something like that happens during his nitey nite time.

77 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:57:23am

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

epitome(giving a shot at phonetic) eh-pit-omee

/factor in a Canadian accent as well.

78 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:57:32am

re: #76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I always imagine (Star Trek-like) red alerts going off in Charles' bedroom when something like that happens during his nitey nite time.

LOL!
That was funny.

79 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:57:52am

re: #75 Lucius Septimius

The word for today in one of my classes is "coprophagous." It appeared in a quote in our reading for Tuesday (which no one read) on decadence in Fin de Siecle France. They asked me what it meant, and I said that one was worth the trip to the dictionary.

I can't wait to see their response today.

I bet some with be grinning...

80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:58:00am

re: #75 Lucius Septimius

Dammit! coprophagous trodding off...

81 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:58:15am

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

Another pitfall is knowing a word but not how to pronounce it. My best friend and I were studying for an AP European history test and making up questions for each other. She asked me [I'm spelling this the way she said it], "What was the eppa-tome of (something)? I panicked--I had clue what an eppa-tome was. She said, "Of course you do," and showed me the page of the text, I burst out laughing, and I have NEVER let her forget it.

Your friend must be a good reader and acquired much of her vocabulary through the written word. That kind of mispronunciation is pretty common among those types. The kiddo comes out with some real doozies these days.

And I will have to admit to thinking that hors de'ouvres was pronounce "horse de overs" well into adulthood, LOL. (I speak Spanish and German but not French. French was the language my parents used when they did not want me to understand what they were talking about.)

82 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:58:17am

re: #76 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I always imagine (Star Trek-like) red alerts going off in Charles' bedroom when something like that happens during his nitey nite time.

More like Obi Wan staggering as he hears the voices of thousands of Lizards screaming in terror.

83 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:58:47am

Good morning, lizards.

Interesting thoughts on EU, Sarkozy, NATO.

84 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:58:54am

Have a wonderful day!

85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:59:20am

re: #80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dammit! coprophagous trodding off...

eeewwwww.

86 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:59:26am

re: #84 goddessoftheclassroom

Have a wonderful day!

You too goddess :)

87 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:59:43am

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

eeewwwww.

LOL

88 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 3:59:49am

re: #81 galloping granny


French was the language my parents used when they did not want me to understand what they were talking about.)

In our house, that would be German. I only speak French to the kids when I want to annoy them.

89 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:00:14am

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

eeewwwww.

As I said, it's worth the trip.

90 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:00:56am

So if you tell someone to "be coprophagous and expire" you are telling them to...

91 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:01:29am

re: #81 galloping granny

I best mispronounciation was in front of my dad. I was reading a newspaper article out loud and read the town name Temagami as Tem-a-gami. When my dad finished howling in laughter he told me the correct pronounciation was Te-mahhh-ga-mi.

/never lived that one down.

92 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:01:32am

re: #88 Lucius Septimius

In our house, that would be German. I only speak French to the kids when I want to annoy them.

It can be amusing to annoy them, can't it?

93 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:01:42am

Define "mos".

94 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:02:45am

re: #92 galloping granny

It can be amusing to annoy them, can't it?

Some days, I live for it.

95 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:02:54am

re: #91 BlueCanuck

Good Lord, I was there. Beautiful lakes! My favorite was Obabika. I paddled down the Wawiagama, nearly rammed a moose, and camped on this beautiful rock on the south shore. Some of the best days of my life.

96 MigueldowninMexico  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:03:01am

Ok, time for me to go.
Prayers go up specially for BenZ and family today.
Good bye lizards, God bless all :)

97 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:03:57am

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hmmm I have a feeling it has something to do with obesity.

/recognize some of the syllables in there.

98 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:04:33am

re: #91 BlueCanuck

I best mispronounciation was in front of my dad. I was reading a newspaper article out loud and read the town name Temagami as Tem-a-gami. When my dad finished howling in laughter he told me the correct pronounciation was Te-mahhh-ga-mi.

/never lived that one down.

I would have pronounced it the way you did too. Down here we get a huge charge out of "furriners" who drop in seeking directions to Wore-chester (with or without a shire.) Of course it is really Wooos-stir. There is a new Latina chef on the Food Network that cannot pronounce Worcestershire (as in the sauce) to save her life - she uses it in about every show and invariably gives it 3 or 4 very incorrect whirls and then ends up throwing up her hands in disgust as spitting out "that woosy stuff!" SO funny!

99 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:05:23am

re: #90 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So if you tell someone to "be coprophagous and expire" you are telling them to...

Precisely. Though perhaps it might sound better as "embrace caprophagy and thence morbidity."

Also useful is this phrase from Latin for All Occasions: "Stercorum pro cerebres habes"

100 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:05:51am

President Bush is afraid to go to the western wall...Iran is killing our troops...making a nuke and threatening the world......it's all the way thru the looking glass Alice.

101 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:06:20am

re: #95 godfrey

Yes, northern Ontario can be gorgeous. I just don't recommend swimming in the lakes and rivers. Did it once at the end of the summer near Cochrane. I nearly walked on water getting out I was moving that fast.

102 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:06:24am
103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:06:39am

re: #97 BlueCanuck

Not corpulent. Silly.

104 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:06:48am

re: #98 galloping granny

Now honestly -- who actually sounds out the final "r" in Worcester?

105 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:07:19am

re: #100 storagemanager

President Bush is afraid to go to the western wall...Iran is killing our troops...making a nuke and threatening the world......it's all the way thru the looking glass Alice.

Now what is that verse I'm thinking of, the one that goes "whoever blesses Israel. . . . . "?

106 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:07:22am

re: #99 Lucius Septimius

Just saved that to favorites.

107 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:07:34am

re: #97 BlueCanuck

Hmmm I have a feeling it has something to do with obesity.

/recognize some of the syllables in there.

No, but that interpretation does increase the "eeeeewwwww" factor.

108 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:08:11am

re: #104 Lucius Septimius

Now honestly -- who actually sounds out the final "r" in Worcester?

People who live to the west of Worcester pronounce the R. Those who live to the east of Worcester speak with a Bahstan accent while they ah pahking the cah in havad yad.

109 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:09:26am

re: #108 galloping granny

People who live to the west of Worcester pronounce the R. Those who live to the east of Worcester speak with a Bahstan accent while they ah pahking the cah in havad yad.

Now that's interesting.

I've always been fascinated with accents and dialects.

110 Karridine  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:10:13am

re: #21 redc1c4

...severely edited...
yup...

Try: "Edit by omitting or modifying parts considered indelicate."

In other words, bowdlerized, castrated or emasculated... in the literary sense, hence earning Whitman's marked disdain.

111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:11:38am

re: #109 Lucius Septimius

Lucius, I copied and pasted "Stercorum pro cerebres habes" into dictionary.com and they corrected the spelling to "Stercorum pro cerebro habes". Weird.

112 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:12:06am

re: #104 Lucius Septimius

I do, just to annoy the locals. I also make a point of Anglicizing foreign names. There's nothing more grating than someone parading their phonetic savoir faire just to show how cultured they are. As if English were not itself "culture."

113 Karridine  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:15:50am

re: #112 godfrey

"Say, that's a great poster on your wall... Chee Gweevurra?"

/klang! thudd...

114 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:15:56am

re: #109 Lucius Septimius

Lucius, have you ever heard a y'atty New Orleans accent? Sounds like a French version of Brooklyn, and there's a reason for that: the locals (who spoke French) were taught English by nuns ... from Brooklyn. The accent stuck, and has persisted.

115 mich_in_denmark  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:16:22am

Good morning all - all though it's afternoon here in Scandinavia

Am I the only one who gets frustrated whenever the morons gets away with comparing members of the huge cult of Islam to Jewish victims under Nazi rule ?!?!

For those of you who has not yet understood history here is a first look at how the Nazi's and Islam embraced each other:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS81ot0UXN4

Look, listen & learn - before it's to late!

116 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:17:16am

re: #113 Karridine

Well, yes. But how about the Duc d'Orsay, with massive emphasis on the French "u" and "r"?

117 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:18:34am

re: #115 mich_in_denmark

Good morning all - all though it's afternoon here in Scandinavia

Am I the only one who gets frustrated whenever the morons gets away with comparing members of the huge cult of Islam to Jewish victims under Nazi rule ?!?!

For those of you who has not yet understood history here is a first look at how the Nazi's and Islam embraced each other:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS81ot0UXN4

Look, listen & learn - before it's to late!

Your link,didn't take...and your preaching to the choir.

118 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:19:21am

Good Morning Lizards.

Current weather forecasts project snow showers here over the weekend.

Al Gore can go jump in a lake

119 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:20:33am

re: #115 mich_in_denmark

Good morning all - all though it's afternoon here in Scandinavia

Am I the only one who gets frustrated whenever the morons gets away with comparing members of the huge cult of Islam to Jewish victims under Nazi rule ?!?!

For those of you who has not yet understood history here is a first look at how the Nazi's and Islam embraced each other:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS81ot0UXN4

Look, listen & learn - before it's to late!

Sounds very, very familiar, doesn't it? How are things in one of my favorite countries other than my own today?

120 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:21:26am

re: #118 3 wood

I don't know exactly where you are from, but where I am I expect at least one April snow storm. And it has been late.

/worried that this nice weather is actually our February thaw. :)

121 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:21:31am

Lucius...under the "hidden insults in Latin" banner

Latin:
Stercorum pro cerebro habes.

What you say it means:
That's certainly food for thought.

What it really means:
You have sh*t for brains.

122 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:21:47am

re: #118 3 wood

Good Morning Lizards.

Current weather forecasts project snow showers here over the weekend.

Al Gore can go jump in a lake

I still have a 3 foot pile of global warming beside the garage that has not yet melted. Albore is welcome to come shovel it. I would suggest he jump in a lake, but around here he would break his ass on the ice if he tried it.

123 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:22:41am

LMAO...no of course he didn't..that would be Iran..........

Baghdad, Apr 8, (VOI) - Leading figure in Supreme Iraqi Islamic Council, Jalal el-Din al-Saghier, said on Tuesday that dissolving the al-Mahdi army is Shiite Cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s responsibility, asserting that top Shiite Cleric Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has nothing to do with this militia as al-Sadr did not consult the SIIC when he established it.

[Link: www.aswataliraq.info...]

124 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:22:55am

And how are we doing this evening on the road to oblivion?

125 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:23:06am

re: #118 3 wood

Mornin' Wood.

126 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:23:18am

re: #52 galloping granny

Same here. She was an Associate Prof of English @ UGA.

When I used words like ain't and the word "like" like we did this, like, we did that. it used to drive her nuts.

127 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:24:54am

re: #126 BulgarWheat

Same here. She was an Associate Prof of English @ UGA.

When I used words like ain't and the word "like" like we did this, like, we did that. it used to drive her nuts.

And of course you did just to do that. Right? Right?

/giving mothers gray hairs is what children are for.

128 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:26:39am

re: #126 BulgarWheat

Same here. She was an Associate Prof of English @ UGA.

When I used words like ain't and the word "like" like we did this, like, we did that. it used to drive her nuts.

And do not forget the can I v. may I controversy. (That one I have tortured my own children with!)

129 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:26:46am

re: #126 BulgarWheat

You know, we ain't gonna, like, you know, go there.

130 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:27:54am

re: #118 3 wood
Are you enjoying the Irish music?
Lucius- ever hear a Virginia tidewater accent? I asked for directions and was told to turn right on Rote 17.

131 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:27:54am

re: #128 galloping granny

And do not forget the can I v. may I controversy. (That one I have tortured my own children with!)

I can hear it now, "I don't know. Can you?" groan.

"Ah yes, I remember it well."

132 tradewind  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:28:01am

Wake Up, Minnesota!
This is a bigger problem than cabbies who won't pick up infidels......
[Link: www.startribune.com...]

133 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:28:21am
My concern is that Iran, which has little real interest in Latin America in a substantive way, is positioning its favorite quasi-state actor, Hezbollah, around the region in order to be prepared to strike the United States, should it deem such a strike necessary or desirable.

An overlap between the FARC and Hezbollah would provide more in terms of training and capacity enhancement, to the FARC. It is hard to imagine that, on the ground, unregenerate Marxists and committed Islamists, would get along very well.

[Link: www.douglasfarah.com...]

134 mich_in_denmark  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:28:52am

#117

Ouuups - sorry about that.

I did not try to offend you or any other LGF members

I was simply trying to target all of those people who read LGF as a source of information - hoping for those still at sleep to wake up

The real link is:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS81ot0UXN4

Have a good day storagemanager - I believe we're in the same choir :-)

135 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:30:04am

gotta run along Lizards! Getting the mini-wheats off to school.

136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:30:04am

re: #132 tradewind

Can someone explain to me why, when I click on this link, I go to the page and the article appears to be written in blue, with a 2pt font? Totally illegible.

137 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:30:30am

re: #136 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Same thing happened when I clicked this link on Drudge.

138 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:30:54am

re: #134 mich_in_denmark

#117

Ouuups - sorry about that.

I did not try to offend you or any other LGF members

I was simply trying to target all of those people who read LGF as a source of information - hoping for those still at sleep to wake up

The real link is:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS81ot0UXN4

Have a good day storagemanager - I believe we're in the same choir :-)

I'am sorry...was not trying to be rude...have a great day.

139 godfrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:31:06am

"Like" is an interesting case. I watched it take root in my friends' usage where I lived around 1980. First, it was often a signal that said, 'what comes next is a performance of what I'm talking about.'

So he said, I'm never going out with you again, and I was like, Whatever!

Or it's a signal that what comes next is to be understood in the subjunctive mood, replacing "as if":

It was like he was totally ignoring me! (pout)

Its overuse in both cases indicates some sort of infirmity.

140 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:31:11am

re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It's right -- should be "cerebro." Sorry; not enough coffee yet.

141 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:32:07am

re: #140 Lucius Septimius

Pretty cool anyway.

142 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:40:16am

Yet another disturbance in the force. Damned zombies.

143 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:40:54am

What on earth is up with LGF this morning? That is the fourth time in an hour I have had to start all over with a new tab to load the page!

144 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:41:09am

re: #139 godfrey

Well, it is, like, the backbone of the language of the Valley Girl. (;

145 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:41:58am

re: #143 galloping granny

I just spent 10 minutes writing a post with links and it bombed out.

I'm not wasting my time like this.

Later.

146 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:42:23am

re: #143 galloping granny

Actually it's been happening all night. I think Charles will need to recheck his code solution from last night.

147 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:43:33am

re: #146 BlueCanuck

Actually it's been happening all night. I think Charles will need to recheck his code solution from last night.

That or there is actually a DOS attack of some sort going on. There aren't enough of us on to make the server loggy.

148 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:43:37am

re: #139 godfrey

"Like" is an interesting case. I watched it take root in my friends' usage where I lived around 1980. First, it was often a signal that said, 'what comes next is a performance of what I'm talking about.'

Its overuse in both cases indicates some sort of infirmity.

In the first case it's Subjunctive I (indirect speech, optative in Greek) and in the second case Subjunctive II (conditional).

The infirmity is using an adverb rather than a form of the verb to indicate mood or voice.

149 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:43:39am

re: #143 galloping granny

The moonbats are eating away at the pillars, perhaps?

/or maybe too much guano choking the intakes

150 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:44:26am

Gotta go grade. Later all.

151 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:44:33am

I don't suppose any of you happen to have Italian cookbooks around? I'm looking for a specific one and cannot find the thing. . .

152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:44:53am

[Link: ssl.catalog.com...]

Lucius, look at this when you get some time. Pretty funny.

153 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:45:31am

re: #143 galloping granny

What on earth is up with LGF this morning? That is the fourth time in an hour I have had to start all over with a new tab to load the page!

Unseen forces don't like the truth being told...lol

154 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:48:59am

Well lizards time for me to crawl off for the day. Have yourselves a good one.

155 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:52:00am

re: #130 Jim in Virginia

Yes, thank you very much. It's in our rotation on our family room CD player.

156 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:53:37am

I am not giving up..I will post and repost...whatever it takes.

157 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:56:56am

re: #156 storagemanager

I am not giving up..I will post and repost...whatever it takes.

Giving up on what storage?

158 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:57:00am

I guess it is dead..kick it...did it move?

159 ec marm  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:57:01am

This was in my in-box this morning:

Dear Valued Comcast Customer:

You may have experienced some Internet issues this past Saturday, and I want to apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you and your family.

We detected an issue early Saturday morning that resulted in some customers having problems connecting to certain Web sites. We are staffed 24/7 and, as a result, we were able to quickly dispatch our engineering teams who identified and fully corrected the problem by early afternoon.

We know you look to Comcast to deliver high-quality service, and it is our commitment to do so. We have implemented additional preventive measures to help safeguard against a situation like this reoccurring.

Once again, please accept my sincere apology. Thank you for being a Comcast customer. We truly do value your business and appreciate your understanding.

Sincerely,


I thought I had picked up a nasty computer virus. Both LGF and Drudge 'timed out' for hours. I've been having problems again this morning...

160 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 4:57:51am

re: #157 galloping granny

Giving up on what storage?


Trying to post...and being thrown out...lol

161 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:01:27am

re: #159 ec marm

This was in my in-box this morning:

I thought I had picked up a nasty computer virus. Both LGF and Drudge 'timed out' for hours. I've been having problems again this morning...

Except I don't have Comcast and I'm having problems today. I did not over the weekend.

162 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:02:39am

Good morning lizards!

What have we become?

I mean, really?

163 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:07:14am

re: #162 rightside

Good morning lizards!

What have we become?

I mean, really?


And don't forget the 3rd graders who plotted to kill their teacher and the eighth grade girls that beat another girl so badly over nothing that she will not be returning to public school.

Civilization is literally disintegrating before our very eyes. Common courtesy is gone with the wind, the message of No Tolerance is read loud and clear as No Tolerance for Anything, and heaven forbid that anyone on earth, anytime, anywhere, should be "dissed" for anything. Respect me or I will beat you to death/cut off your head!

164 BenZacharia  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:08:06am

Good mornin' ya'all from the OSU Medical Center. Wifffeee has just been wheeled off to have a rib and a kidney removed. "Rib 'n kidney, it's what's for dinner."

165 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:09:15am

re: #164 BenZacharia

Good mornin' ya'all from the OSU Medical Center. Wifffeee has just been wheeled off to have a rib and a kidney removed. "Rib 'n kidney, it's what's for dinner."


Ben..prayers for you and the family.

166 Pullus Iulius  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:10:15am

re: #130 Jim in Virginia

Many years ago I had a customer on Guinea Neck (not far from Rote 17) who had a sign in his yard reading "For Wood". It took me a while to figger out that he was spelling it the way it was (properly) pronounced among the Guineamen.

167 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:10:20am

re: #164 BenZacharia

Good mornin' ya'all from the OSU Medical Center. Wifffeee has just been wheeled off to have a rib and a kidney removed. "Rib 'n kidney, it's what's for dinner."

We're all praying for her long since. Hang in there.

168 BenZacharia  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:10:47am

BBIAM, gonna find a public street to burn a butt. No smokin' on Hospital grounds, just baby grindin'.

169 Widow'smight  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:11:08am

re: #164 BenZacharia

Hang in there Ben Z, here's hoping for good health for that beautiful woman of yours, and strength for you to keep going.

Supposed to be real nice here, hope the sun shines on you too.

170 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:13:41am

re: #163 galloping granny

And these are the people I'm growing up around.

Anyone got a drink to ease the pain?

171 WayDownSouthInBama  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:14:06am

Will the Jimmy Carter Terrorist Appeasement Tour be an "expurgated" tour or will it be a full blown love fest with Carter kissing up to as many terrorists as possible...as usual? Someone needs to find a old photo from the 70's of a bus load of hippies,put Carter in the picture,and place a good slogan on the side. Something like "I regret I have but one country to give away to terrorists",or something that is fitting for Carter. I know one thing,after reading some of the comments of REAL men like Bolton,there is a LOT of people that feel the same way about Carter as many of us do.

No one respects an appeaser,especially the bully you are trying to appease. They just laugh you off as a coward and continue to do as they will seeing you haven't the guts to stop them anyway. Anyone who has ever had to face up to a bully knows that. It's high time liberals learned that lesson but I fear they never will learn it. For them to learn it,they would have to stand up to the bully first. I don't see that happening any time soon,and certainly not with Carter.

172 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:14:39am

Morning Lizards..........

173 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:14:55am

re: #164 BenZacharia

But those who suffer he delivers in their suffering;
he speaks to them in their affliction.
~Job 36:15

Give Mrs. Z all my love and prayers

174 Killian Bundy  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:16:10am

Mass deportations coming for jailed illegal immigrants

The U.S. Homeland Security department has launched an ambitious nationwide effort that would cost $2 billion to $3 billion a year to identify and deport the estimated 300,000 to 450,000 illegal immigrants locked up each year in jails and prisons.

The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement operation was denounced by immigrant rights groups and received cautiously by those favoring tighter enforcement.

''We can do something few law enforcement agencies can do: Not only ensure criminals are off the streets, but ensure they are removed from the country," said ICE spokesman Tim Counts. ''Removing hundreds of thousands of criminals from the country is sure to have a positive impact on community safety."

/and they're actually building the fence too, what's going on?

175 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:17:18am

With the Masters starting today, here is my take.

If Tiger Woods is within 3 strokes of the lead on Saturday night, those in front of him will collapse on Sunday and Woods will win by 2. Mickelson will be a non-factor, he's won 2 of them, he does not care much anymore.

When I was a kid I heard about the "Nicklaus effect", where Jack Nicklaus had the other players so scared that if Jack was within shouting distance of the lead on Saturday night, you could hear the players conceding the tournament to Jack while talking in the clubhouse that night, and the practice range would be empty except for Nicklaus. Last night ESPN2 ran some highlight films of Master's tournaments from the 60's and 70's and you could see it. The next day you could see the other players laying up on par 5's and lag putting, playing for second place. Nicklaus himself said once that the only player who scared him during his heyday was Trevino, cause Lee was not about to concede Jack anything, had lots of game and was always coming after Jack.

Much the same thing is happening today with Woods, except I do not see a "Trevino" out there with the guts to challenge Woods. No doubt about it, Woods is the best out there today, but part of it is nobody much wants to challenge him either. They are all very happy playing for the second place check.

So watch for Woods to be within 3 shots of the lead on Saturday night. If he is, the other players will fold like a cheap tent and he will win going away.

176 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:17:47am

re: #163 galloping granny

How true. All we do is continue to raise our teens so that they are respectful, productive members of society. Like fighting against a ripcurrent, but must be done.

177 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:17:58am

re: #164 BenZacharia


Prayers to you and yours.

178 WayDownSouthInBama  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:17:58am

re: #164 BenZacharia

Our thoughts and prayers with be with you and yours today.

179 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:18:39am

re: #174 Killian Bundy

Mass deportations coming for jailed illegal immigrants

/and they're actually building the fence too, what's going on?

Don't believe it till you see it done, It's an election year trick....

180 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:18:55am

re: #164 BenZacharia


Prayers for your wife's safe return for her procedure

181 ModerateWolverine  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:19:19am

re: #69 MigueldowninMexico

I know! I had a tough time dealing with that but it came back just in time for me not to have withdrawal.

182 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:19:36am
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday set Iran its latest mission of wiping out the "corrupt world leadership," and said sanctions and threats were nothing but scraps of paper.

"The Iranian nation will not give up until the corrupt leadership in the world has been obliterated," Ahmadinejad said in the Shiite holy city of Mashhad, northeast Iran, quoted by the Fars news agency.


"Our foes should know that threats, sanctions, and political and economic pressures can not force our nation to back down," he added.

Ahmadinejad outlined two goals for the Islamic republic and its people.

"We have two missions, to build Islamic Iran and to exert an effort to change the leadership in the world. We have to carry out both (missions) as well as we can," he said.


Laugh at him,ignore him...until you see the cloud...oops too late. [Link: www.alarabiya.net...]

183 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:20:13am

re: #174 Killian Bundy

Maybe they're preparing for a real alien invasion.

/slide the ticker one by one...

184 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:21:00am

re: #174 Killian Bundy

Mass deportations coming for jailed illegal immigrants

/and they're actually building the fence too, what's going on?

Maybe they are beginning to fear a backlash. Besides, when the economy was doing well and the dollar was strong it was fairly easy to fool people with the "jobs Americans won't do" crap. Now that the dollar is sinking towards not worth the paper it is printed on, prices are shooting up and jobs are not as easy to come by as they once were, there are far fewer jobs that "Americans won't do" - at least not Americans that like to eat.

And let us not forget that the Democrats in all of their wisdom completely dismantled any safety net for most Americans under the guise of "Welfare reform." G_d help you if you lose your job, because you sure won't be able to eat much on food stamps.

185 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:21:35am

re: #163 galloping granny

Civilization is literally disintegrating before our very eyes.


For then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now—and never to be equaled again.
~ Matthew 24:21

Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.
~Luke 21:26


The world and its desires pass away, but the man who does the will of God lives forever.
~ 1 John 2:17


This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.
~ John 3:19


If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you.
~ John 15: 18 -19

186 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:21:47am

re: #183 laZardo

Maybe they're preparing for a real alien invasion.

/slide the ticker one by one...

nope, its just the American version of a Potemkin village, as soon as the election is over it all disappears like a puff of smoke in the breeze...

187 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:23:05am
188 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:23:43am

Must be selling a lot of depends......

A move by Indonesian massage parlors to padlock female workers' trousers to prevent prostitution has caused outrage here, with one minister branding it an "insult" to women, reports said Thursday.

Minister Meutia Fardia Hatta Swasono reacted angrily to reports of locks being fitted to the trousers of female staff in a small town in Indonesia, where massage parlors are often used as a front for prostitution.

"It's not the right way to prevent promiscuity. It insults women as if they are the ones in the wrong," Swasono, the minister for women's empowerment, told the Jakarta Post.

[Link: www.alarabiya.net...]

189 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:24:05am

re: #173 BabbaZee

{Babba} you just get here. I miss you when you're not here.

190 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:24:32am

re: #185 BabbaZee

Civilization is literally disintegrating before our very eyes.

I was thinking that very thing!

/How's things this morning Babba?

191 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:24:36am

re: #189 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

damned punctuation.......here?

192 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:24:59am

re: #184 galloping granny

Maybe they are beginning to fear a backlash. Besides, when the economy was doing well and the dollar was strong it was fairly easy to fool people with the "jobs Americans won't do" crap. Now that the dollar is sinking towards not worth the paper it is printed on, prices are shooting up and jobs are not as easy to come by as they once were, there are far fewer jobs that "Americans won't do" - at least not Americans that like to eat.

And let us not forget that the Democrats in all of their wisdom completely dismantled any safety net for most Americans under the guise of "Welfare reform." G_d help you if you lose your job, because you sure won't be able to eat much on food stamps.

No, it's nothing more than the smoke and mirrors that our government has been blowing up American citizens asses for the last 60 or 70 years... As soon as the election is over its back to raping the American tax payer like usual.

193 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:25:19am

re: #189 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

{Hiya Veggie!}
I missed you yesterday !

194 3 wood  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:25:50am

re: #185 BabbaZee

{Babba}

195 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:26:18am

re: #190 galloping granny

/How's things this morning Babba?

I live to tell the tale....
and it's gonna crack 60 degrees today!
I'll take it!

196 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:26:28am

Sorry folks. I think it has been disintegrating since the fall of Adam and Eve. Nothing new here.

197 Miss Trixie  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:26:38am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, Lizards! &#9836 &#9834

Granny - what are you looking for? Italian recipes?

198 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:26:53am

re: #187 BabbaZee

I love a man who knows what a Potemkin Village is.

;~}

Heh heh Leningrad Cowboys, one of the few good things to come out of Russia... Yea, I know what a Potemkin Village, and I know when someone is trying to lead me through one as well...

199 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:27:11am

re: #185 BabbaZee

And people like me were born just in time to watch it collapse upon our heads.

/seriously, needs a drink. Has smokes but no lighter.

200 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:27:45am

re: #194 3 wood

{3 wood!}

BTW thanks for all your patience with my questions yesterday.

201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:27:47am

re: #195 BabbaZee

Yesterday someone mentioned "bong"...hence? You were mentioned. Twas truly funny.

202 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:28:04am

This pisses me off!

I was walking my daughter to kindergarten at her school, when I saw one of the staff at the school wearing the "broadfall trousers" of the beloved Navy crackerjack uniform, as her civilian clothing. Let's just say I gave her a piece of my mind! I never saw here wear them again.

203 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:29:10am

re: #195 BabbaZee

I live to tell the tale....
and it's gonna crack 60 degrees today!
I'll take it!

Forecast says 59F here - I'm hoping! Maybe I'll crawl up the hill and see if I can get a rototiller up there yet. Or maybe I'll go get a humongous sheet of black plastic and speed things up a notch.

204 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:29:16am

re: #196 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sorry folks. I think it has been disintegrating since the fall of Adam and Eve. Nothing new here.

Very true, Aristotle wrote a very interesting diatribe complaining about it something like three thousand years ago. Funny how reading what he wrote it sounds like he was talking about what is happening today.

205 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:29:18am

re: #202 rightside

MFer.

206 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:29:28am

re: #199 laZardo

And people like me were born just in time to watch it collapse upon our heads.

/seriously, needs a drink. Has smokes but no lighter.

{La Z}
Hey....
you can watch
or you can fight....
buck up,
and join the remnant.
Choose!

207 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:30:22am
208 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:31:11am

re: #201 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yesterday someone mentioned "bong"...hence? You were mentioned. Twas truly funny.

LOLOLOL

clap clap

Bring the Royal Bong forthwith, Igor!

209 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:31:37am

re: #196 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sorry folks. I think it has been disintegrating since the fall of Adam and Eve. Nothing new here.

Totally true.

There is NOTHING new under the sun.
Nothing.

210 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:31:46am

re: #202 rightside

This pisses me off!

I was walking my daughter to kindergarten at her school, when I saw one of the staff at the school wearing the "broadfall trousers" of the beloved Navy crackerjack uniform, as her civilian clothing. Let's just say I gave her a piece of my mind! I never saw here wear them again.

Heh heh heh sounds exactly the way my dad would have reacted, (him 27 years in the USN). Me on the other hand (provided she were young and attractive) I probably would have found it sexy... lol...lol...lol...

211 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:32:15am

re: #202 rightside

saw some pimply faced kid at the mall about 20 years ago. He was wearing a beret with my old unit flash. I tore it off of his head, handed it to him and told him if he wanted to wear that beret, he'd have to earn it.

Little punks in field jackets with patches piss me off too.

212 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:32:29am

BTW there is a new poster called "Sacred Plants" with a holy leaf avatar.

It is NOT me
lol

213 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:32:51am

re: #211 BulgarWheat

That musta skeered the shit outta the poor kid
lol

214 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:33:02am

re: #212 BabbaZee

Babba!

215 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:33:54am

re: #198 doriangrey

{dorian!}

216 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:34:17am

re: #211 BulgarWheat

saw some pimply faced kid at the mall about 20 years ago. He was wearing a beret with my old unit flash. I tore it off of his head, handed it to him and told him if he wanted to wear that beret, he'd have to earn it.

Little punks in field jackets with patches piss me off too.

heh heh heh, me thinks some of you ex-military guys wear your skivies just a little to tight... :O

217 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:34:27am

re: #213 BabbaZee

It was not all that long after I got out of the Army. My traffic curse was "F'n Civilians"

Heh! Took a while to reacclimate to the civilian world.

218 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:36:20am

re: #206 BabbaZee

Lemme put on a helmet and I'll see you in the morning. (:

219 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:36:26am

re: #216 doriangrey

Civilians prancing around in Military uniforms is insulting. The uniform should be respected.

220 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:36:34am

re: #199 laZardo

And people like me were born just in time to watch it collapse upon our heads.

/seriously, needs a drink. Has smokes but no lighter.

No, people like me were born just in time to see it collapse on our heads. And we remember when the world was not this way at all!

I happen to collect cookbooks. One of my recent acquisitions has been some Time-Life cookbooks of the world series from the early 70's or the late 60's. Yesterday I was laying around on my heating pad reading the one that covers Southeast Asia, Indonesia, Bali, etc. There are hundreds of pictures in the book - and not a hijab or a veil in sight. Not even in pictures where the author clearly states that the picture was taken in a muslim community. No all white uniforms, no women/girls covered head to toe and most especially no fear apparent on the part of the author as he traveled around the area.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't go to places like Indonesia or the south of Thailand these days. I would love to see the pyramids before they are blown to kingdom come, but I suspect I'll just make do with pictures - even if I had the money I wouldn't even consider going anywhere in the Middle East other than Israel.

221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:36:44am

re: #185 BabbaZee

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

222 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:38:02am

re: #214 BulgarWheat

{BULGARITY!}

Our breed does not matriculate very well

LOL

223 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:38:16am

Good Morning, Lizards! It's good to be home. Those of you in Chicagoland will be happy to know I left a trail of *economic stimulus* behind.... Enjoy!

How are we all this fine day?

224 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:38:23am

re: #219 BulgarWheat

Civilians prancing around in Military uniforms is insulting. The uniform should be respected.

It is also still against the law - especially if there is any type of insignia on the item.

225 BenZacharia  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:38:41am

IIII'm baaack... and I brought the bats with me.

226 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:39:36am

re: #222 BabbaZee

{BULGARITY!}

Our feral breed does not matriculate very well

LOL

heh!

227 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:40:01am

re: #218 laZardo

Lemme put on a helmet and I'll see you in the morning. (:

Now that's what I wanna hear LOL

228 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:40:10am

re: #217 BulgarWheat

It was not all that long after I got out of the Army. My traffic curse was "F'n Civilians"

Heh! Took a while to reacclimate to the civilian world.

I never served a day in my life, but I own a US Navy Pilots flight jacket, a Marine Corp Captains blouse (with Lt and Capt bars) and a Navy foul weather Jacket. As a navy brat who suffered through 20 years of living under the loving grace of the United States Navy I believe I have earned the right to wear them any damn time I please, and if you dont like it tough shit...

229 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:40:24am

re: #220 galloping granny

At least you remember "better" times. Me and my generation, well, these times are all we know. And we depend upon the history books (if you know what I mean) to get in touch with times back then.

Which would explain a lot of our multi-culti tolerance.

At least your generation (if I assume the "granny" moniker is correct) will die out soon, so you'll hopefully be spared the worst.

230 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:40:35am

re: #224 galloping granny

Yes, it is. Thanks for pointing that out.

I will enforce the Law of the Lizards!

Bwwwhhhhaaaaaa!

231 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:40:57am
232 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:41:25am

re: #226 BulgarWheat

AHAHHA!

233 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:41:45am

re: #210 doriangrey

Oh, she was young and attractive, but not after I reduced her to tears.

Wearing military uniforms (or parts thereof) as a "fashion" statement is a slap in the face to those of us who served, and disrespectful.

234 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:42:18am

re: #229 laZardo

We will teach you proper history, lol

235 buster bunny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:42:41am

I knew this day would finally come.

Where someone actually found a use for the word 'expurgated' in a sentence.

I want to put the genie back in the bottle .. but i'm so wanting now to find a sentence with antidisestablishmentarianism in it.

/blustering bunny

236 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:42:56am

re: #228 doriangrey

uh, 20 years as a military brat? Do they hold back military brats or something? Is that like school?

/sarc

237 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:42:58am

and

Louis: Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

238 Squirrelguy  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:47:26am

re: #39 redc1c4

nope: pork bbq tastes too good......

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon.

239 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:47:34am

Oh man

Dingos oite moi post!

re: #221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

LOLOLOLOLOL!

I am the Key Master.

240 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:48:16am

re: #237 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I love that part! So much BS made up on the fly! LOL

241 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:49:00am
And that is why that hadith, in which Muhammad foretells the taking first of Constantinople, and then of Rome, is so important. The first part came true, reason the Muslim masses – why not the second? They have been helped, rather than hindered, by the Vatican policy of appeasement of Islam -- the Koran-kissing in Damascus, the protection of the gun-running PLO operative Hilarion Cappucci (himself a Melkite Catholic, and thus not exactly an obvious candidate for Vatican solicitude), the anti-Israel sentiments expressed by Vatican operatives on every conceivable, and inconceivable, occasion -- has only helped Europe to let down its guard, to fail to understand the tenets of Islam, the dangers posed by the demographic invasion, and by all the acts which further, rather than hinder, that invasion – including active encouragement of mosque-building in the ancient centers of western Christendom. And the Vatican, and Christians everywhere, and Western civilization, even in its post-Christian aspects (for the skeptics, the freethinkers, the children of Spinoza and Hume, will suffer from Islam as much as, and possibly even more than, any believer).

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

242 Squirrelguy  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:49:24am

re: #240 rightside

I love that part! So much BS made up on the fly! LOL

Researchers have determined that 78 & 3/4% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ;-)

243 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:49:39am

re: #233 rightside

Oh, she was young and attractive, but not after I reduced her to tears.

Wearing military uniforms (or parts thereof) as a "fashion" statement is a slap in the face to those of us who served, and disrespectful.

Like I said, some of you guys wear your skivies way to tight. We live in a country where 30 percent of the population thinks of the Military as baby killers, and you are going to bitchslap some girl for wearing part of a uniform. And then you wonder why 30 percent of the country thinks of you guys as baby killers?


re: #236 BulgarWheat

uh, 20 years as a military brat? Do they hold back military brats or something? Is that like school?

/sarc

Dont be an ass, He was in the military when I was born. Not everyone runs away from home the first chance they get.

245 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:50:06am

re: #231 BabbaZee

Hiya Grammy

BABBA! Love the song; hadn't heard it for a long time. Thanks!

246 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:51:37am

re: #243 doriangrey

dorian

the /sarc tag was to demonstrate that I was joking around with you. While I think your point that you "earned" it is off the mark, I wasn't going to make a big deal about it. I've got my loose drawers on now. How 'bout you go get yours.

247 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:52:00am

Well this lizard has to slither off to work again...

248 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:52:07am

re: #245 Grammy Cracker

Love the song


Ahh the WLGF Musical Jewdometer is fully functional today then

lol

249 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:52:35am

Oh no ~ don't fight please

250 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:52:40am

re: #243 doriangrey

Dont be an ass, He was in the military when I was born. Not everyone runs away from home the first chance they get.

Has it dawned on you that perhaps your attitude is insulting, rather than his behind the times?

Just because it has become common to insult the military does not give you any right to do it (even if you were a military brat), to wear a uniform you have no legal right to, or to insist that a veteran that DID earn the uniform accept insult with equanimity.

251 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:53:31am

re: #242 Squirrelguy

Researchers have determined that 78 & 3/4% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ;-)

ahhaaaaaa

Statistics shmatistics.


If Moses worried about statistics
we would have died out in Egypt.

252 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:54:09am

re: #244 BabbaZee

Report: Western Wall Too 'Controversial' For Bush Visit


Uh Huh and the 'eastern wall " far too dangerous. But nobody talks about that.

253 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:54:27am

re: #244 BabbaZee

Report: Western Wall Too 'Controversial' For Bush Visit


You MFer.

GWB needs to ask Laura where he left his gonads.

/IMHO

254 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:54:28am
255 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:54:44am

re: #253 Grammy Cracker

Don't get me going.
lol

256 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:56:06am

re: #249 BabbaZee

no fights. just a small disagreement. chillin now.

257 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:56:08am

re: #244 BabbaZee

Report: Western Wall Too 'Controversial' For Bush Visit


You MFer.

It wasn't too dangerous or controversial for Senator John McCain - who visited the Wall in a kippeh without body armor. (And apparently no Secret Service either!)

258 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:56:17am

re: #252 Peacekeeper

{PK!}

259 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:56:36am

re: #255 BabbaZee

Don't get me going.
lol

I don't think I could ever take any credit for that. It appears to have started long before I got here.... LOL

/and we are all grateful, BTW

260 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:56:37am
WASHINGTON (AP) - Barack Obama says if elected president he won't require that his appointees to the Joint Chiefs of Staff support allowing gays to serve openly in the military.
The Democratic presidential front-runner favors repealing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy on gays, which was instituted during the Clinton administration. He said his priority for the Joint Chiefs will be that they make decisions to strengthen the military and keep the country safe, not their position on the policy.

"I would never make this a litmus test for the Joint Chiefs of Staff," Obama said in an interview with The Advocate, a gay newsmagazine.

"But I think there's increasing recognition within the Armed Forces that this is a counterproductive strategy," he said. "We're spending large sums of money to kick highly qualified gays or lesbians out of our military, some of whom possess specialties like Arab-language capabilities that we desperately need. That doesn't make us more safe."

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

261 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:57:20am
262 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:57:33am

re: #240 rightside

I love that part! So much BS made up on the fly! LOL

Love that line.

263 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:57:44am

re: #261 BabbaZee

Good for him.

GWB did it once upon a time too, before Stan ate his soul.

Stan can't eat your soul unless you offer it up on a plate.

264 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:57:55am

re: #251 BabbaZee

ahhaaaaaa

Statistics shmatistics.


If Moses worried about statistics
we would have died out in Egypt.

Obama 1356 BC:

If I am chosen I'll go and talk to Pharoah. I believe in change and we can reverse these diasterous eight years of Burning Bush policies that have lead us into Sinai. My administration will pull out of Sinai in the first 100 days! Si! Se puede!

265 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:58:01am

re: #257 galloping granny

It wasn't too dangerous or controversial for Senator John McCain - who visited the Wall in a kippeh without body armor. (And apparently no Secret Service either!)

For all his faults (and there are many), John McCain has never lost contact with his gonads.

266 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:58:20am

re: #255 BabbaZee

Don't get me going.
lol

She was born going.

267 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:58:32am
Authorities have beheaded a Saudi man convicted of murder and a Pakistani for drug trafficking, the Interior Ministry said.

The Pakistani was arrested while trying to smuggle heroin into the kingdom, the ministry said in a statement carried Thursday by Saudi Press Agency. It identified him as Qal Moazzam Khan. He was convicted and executed in the capital Riyadh.

Saudi Abdulla Bin Mohammed al-Subaie was also beheaded for stabbing to death another Saudi in a dispute.

Saudi Arabia follows a strict interpretation of Islam under which those convicted of murder, drug trafficking, rape or armed robbery are executed in public with a sword.


[Link: www.jpost.com...]

268 Alouette  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:58:41am

re: #244 BabbaZee

Report: Western Wall Too 'Controversial' For Bush Visit

You MFer.

Yes, but he is going to hike up to Masada, where hundreds of Jews committed suicide after they were defeated by the Romans.

Sending a whopper of a message.

269 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:58:59am

re: #227 BabbaZee

I didn't say I was gonna join the remnant. More like I'm gonna just watch and have a lot of fun doing so.

270 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:59:04am

re: #261 BabbaZee

Good for him.

GWB did it once upon a time too, before Stan ate his soul.

Did he use catsup?

271 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:59:33am

re: #261 BabbaZee

It is rare that men from Texas lose their nads in this manner. Had to have been the work of Stan. Texans DO NOT leave their "fellas" in jars on the mantle place.

272 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:59:48am

re: #259 Grammy Cracker

LOL!
yea, I guess I was born this way....


;~}

273 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 5:59:54am

re: #266 Peacekeeper

She was born going.

LOL

274 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:00am

re: #264 Peacekeeper

nathan

275 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:08am

re: #265 Grammy Cracker

For all his faults (and there are many), John McCain has never lost contact with his gonads.

No, he has not. And for all his faults - and we surely do all have them - whether you agree with his every position or not, he has served this country honorably for virtually all of his adult life. He has earned the right to be POTUS, which cannot be said of either Barrack Hussein Obama or Shrillery Rodham Clinton

276 ec marm  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:26am

re: #250 galloping granny

to insist that a veteran that DID earn the uniform accept insult with equanimity.


Yes, but when you snatch a cap off of someones head, you begin to enter the area of legally assaulting someone.
It's one thing to let your displeasure be known with facial grimaces and words, but assault?

277 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:30am

Good morning y'all from a mild (52 degrees, going up to 67 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone today?

278 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:32am

re: #257 galloping granny

Well, he's an evil uptight Bush-clone neo-con. He can do that whenever he pleases.

/massive sarc

279 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:39am

re: #268 Alouette

Yes, but he is going to hike up to Masada, where hundreds of Jews committed suicide after they were defeated by the Romans.

Sending a whopper of a message.

Who are you kidding? He isn't going to hike Masada. He is going to ride the sky car.

280 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:50am

Dathan I meant

Gah with the reflexive N

281 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:00:58am

YO BABBA!

282 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:01:18am

re: #277 realwest

REAL!

Howdy pardner!

283 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:01:22am

re: #274 BabbaZee

nathan


nathan?

284 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:02:12am

re: #282 BulgarWheat
Hey there my friend, how are y'all today? How is Mrs. Wheat and all the mini-wheats?

285 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:02:31am

re: #271 BulgarWheat

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

286 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:02:46am

re: #283 Peacekeeper

I meant Dathan LOL keep reading

287 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:02:50am

re: #234 BabbaZee

Noooooooo! I don't wanna be brainwashed with the whitewashed version of history that they teach in the books!

/LOLOLOL

288 doriangrey  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:02:54am

re: #246 BulgarWheat

dorian

the /sarc tag was to demonstrate that I was joking around with you. While I think your point that you "earned" it is off the mark, I wasn't going to make a big deal about it. I've got my loose drawers on now. How 'bout you go get yours.

Oh I saw the sarc tag, see that's the thing about having an opinion, its fine and dandy until someone puts you in a dress and makes you walk around in public in it. Sometimes it takes a good purple nurple before you understand that your perfectly rational and acceptable opinion is actually quite offensive.

Of course you think my point was off the mark, you were in the military and unless you were also a military brat you have no idea of the hell most military people put their children through. Nor apparently do you grasp the degree of hero worship most military brats grow up with regarding the Military.

I do not, and never will see the disrespect you speak of in a civilian wearing part of a military uniform. The whole uniform and pretending that they were in the military when they weren't, yes I see and understand that.

But part of it? no, as human beings we imitate the things that we admire.

Opps damn it got to go...

289 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:03:39am

re: #269 laZardo

I didn't say I was gonna join the remnant. More like I'm gonna just watch and have a lot of fun doing so.

Suit yerself.
Good luck out there

lol

290 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:03:54am

re: #276 ec marm

Yes, but when you snatch a cap off of someones head, you begin to enter the area of legally assaulting someone.
It's one thing to let your displeasure be known with facial grimaces and words, but assault?

I wasn't addressing the assault. I was specifically addressing dorian's smackdown of the veteran.

291 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:04:02am

re: #279 galloping granny

Hiking would be safer.

292 selpaw  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:04:36am

re: #244 BabbaZee

You bet!

Bush promised on his first day of office to sign the embassy act. For that he axed it 8 times. What does this tell the world as to the legitimacy of Jerusalem? Having said that, many our supporters of Israel have chosen to ignore this because of political reasons! Furthermore, on the 40th Anniversary of the Reunification of Jerusalem the Bush administration sought to send NO ONE to the ceremonies. (ditto!)

So I see he and his loyal puppet Olmert ('Take care of Olmert,' Bush urges) will climb Masada where Jews committed mass suicide. IMAGINE THAT ONE! How appropriate.

Report: Western Wall Too 'Controversial' For Bush Visit

Liar, liar.........AMEN.

AND NOW NO MATTER WHO CARES TO IGNORE THIS, THE TRUTH IS OUT!

293 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:04:40am
294 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:04:48am

re: #275 galloping granny

No, he has not. And for all his faults - and we surely do all have them - whether you agree with his every position or not, he has served this country honorably for virtually all of his adult life. He has earned the right to be POTUS, which cannot be said of either Barrack Hussein Obama or Shrillery Rodham Clinton

You are right. That is why I will vote for him, even though he was never on my *short list* of preferred candidates - because our military deserves a commander in chief they can respect and follow without reservations. The other two aren't worthy of mention in the same sentence.

295 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:04:54am

re: #276 ec marm

hey, what can I say, tight shorts.

sometimes, even if it may be viewed as an illegal act, you gotta do what's right. I'd do it again.

Same thing would apply if I saw some yahoo burning a flag.

Doing the right thing does not mean doing what is "legal"

296 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:05:29am

re: #287 laZardo

Noooooooo! I don't wanna be brainwashed with the whitewashed version of history that they teach in the books!

/LOLOLOL

Racist! LOL!

297 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:05:40am
298 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:06:03am

re: #288 doriangrey

Thank your dad for his service to our great nation. :^)

299 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:06:11am

re: #284 realwest

doing well, Real. Doing "real" well today.

Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day today.

300 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:06:12am
The first incident is the most egregious. A young 17 year old girl was sitting, minding her own business, waiting for a bus. Another male was also at the bus stop. Muslim Shazad Rahman sat down next to the girl and proceed to sexually attack her.The terrified teenager tried to fend him off but he carried out a sexual attack while the cowardly witness turned a blind eye and refused to help. Rahman has multiple past offences - including prior sexual attacks, drunk driving, shoplifting, assault, etc and has spent time in jail. So what does the idiotic judge do? - While voicing outloud his opinion that Rahman should go to jail - the judge immediately changes his mind:

"Judge Anthony Hammond told him: "You deserve to go to prison for this offence. The only question is, `Do I suspend the sentence?' At the end of the day I have decided to suspend it."

Crying like little girls works for Muslim men..you are men in name only....

The second incidence involves the abduction of a 15 year old girl by muslim Mahmoud Miah - who pled guilty to the charges. Undoubtedly this serious offense should lead to jail time but the "28 year old man sought out his victim, dropped to his knees, cried, begged and physically shook saying he would do anything for the girl so that she would drop the charges - using the excuse that his mother was ill. He also offered her money for a taxi. Again, one would think that jail time might be in order? BUT

"Judge Mushtaq Khokar, sentencing, called the matter a "very serious offence", and said that normally a custodial sentence would be given. However, he had considered the circumstances and agreed with the defence that "no threat was made".

He told Miah he would spare him jail and added: "I am sure that these proceedings would be difficult for your family."

Yes I sure being the perpetrator of an abduction of a young girl is very difficult for poor Mahmoud and his family.

So the lesson to be learned by muslim defendants is - whining, crying, and drunkeness are legitimate reasons, for British judges, to not incarcerate sexual molesters and abductors. Having a muslim judge doesn't seem to hurt either.

[Link: theopinionator.typepad.com...]

301 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:06:32am

re: #270 storagemanager

Mayo.

302 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:07:18am

re: #288 doriangrey

Understood. No problems on my end.

303 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:08:19am

re: #268 Alouette

I ever tell you that you are most brilliant?
you are.

304 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:08:58am

Dathan's most notable appearance in modern popular culture is through his appearance in Cecil B. DeMille's epic movie The Ten Commandments (1956 movie) where he is played by Edward G. Robinson. In the film, he is an Israelite who works as an informant for the Egyptians. After the Exodus, he leads the Israelites in their worship of the Golden Calf, and is one of those swallowed up in the crevasse that opens up when Moses (Charlton Heston) smashes the tablets of the Ten Commandments in a rage, after discovering the Israelites' idolatry.

305 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:09:07am

re: #302 BulgarWheat

Understood. No problems on my end.

Hooray!
Everybody Dance!

306 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:09:45am

re: #304 Peacekeeper

Eddie G is almost certainly a relative of mine
did I ever tell you that?
I was so thrilled when I found it out.

307 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:10:40am

re: #293 BabbaZee Good morning Babba! Thanks for that tune!

308 Pawn of the Oppressor  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:10:49am

re: #114 godfrey

Lucius, have you ever heard a y'atty New Orleans accent? Sounds like a French version of Brooklyn, and there's a reason for that: the locals (who spoke French) were taught English by nuns ... from Brooklyn. The accent stuck, and has persisted.

Wow. That explains an enduring mystery which has been in the back of my mind for a while. I visited New Orleans on a business trip last year, and I ended up asking a woman where in New York she was from. "Oh everybody always asks me that", she said.

I'm pretty good with accents, and I'm from Massachusetts. In my mind I was trying to fit her in somewhere between MA and NY, and I just could not figure out why some people over there sounded like folks I went to high school with.

Seriously, you go to NOLA expecting everybody to talk like Justin Wilson, and end up hearing New England... Very strange!

309 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:10:58am

re: #307 realwest

Most welcome

311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:11:26am

re: #306 BabbaZee

I remember that...

"Hmyah Moses! Where's your God now! Hmyah"

312 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:11:32am

re: #300 storagemanager

[Link: theopinionator.typepad.com...]

Whining and crying. . . . . . I wonder how far that would get these muslim pigs in Saudi Arabia or Iran? Oh, wait.. .. . . I forgot. . . . .. . . it is the girls they assaulted that would be publicly lashed, raped in jail and then stoned or hung for allowing themselves to be molested in the first place.

Animals.

313 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:11:37am

re: #306 BabbaZee

Eddie G is almost certainly a relative of mine
did I ever tell you that?
I was so thrilled when I found it out.

They don't make 'em like that nowadays. Only feminine boy men get ahead in Hollywood today. I'm looking at you Brad Pitt.

314 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:12:08am

re: #299 BulgarWheat Yeah, now if I can only stay awake to "enjoy" it; mom insists on taking me shopping for my own birthday present today! Geez and I only got about 4 hours sleep last night - computer problems.

315 ec marm  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:12:28am

re: #295 BulgarWheat

hey, what can I say, tight shorts.

sometimes, even if it may be viewed as an illegal act, you gotta do what's right. I'd do it again.

Same thing would apply if I saw some yahoo burning a flag.

Doing the right thing does not mean doing what is "legal"


You see it as the "right" thing to do. I can't agree. The First Amendment to the Constitution gives people the right to do a lot of things that I find extremely reprehensible.
I really wish that you would re-consider that opinion.

316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:12:39am

re: #313 Peacekeeper

Don't you think Moses would have looked more like Woody Allen?

317 selpaw  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:13:28am

re: #297 BabbaZee

You are amazing!

318 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:13:33am

Mel Brooks as Moses:

People of Israel! I bring you these 15 (drops one tablet, shattering it)... Oy! Ten, TEN COMMANDMENTS!
319 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:13:39am

re: #296 Grammy Cracker

Hey, I'm not white, so I'm really just "making a frank observation about society today." LOL.

320 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:14:02am

re: #309 BabbaZee BTW, on the same YouTube page I found Traffic's "Empty Pages" which is still very cool! A veritable motherlode there {Babba}!

321 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:14:16am

re: #311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ahhhaaaaaa he was so good at it too

In real life he was a real high brow
art, music, theology, philosophy..
he was brilliant

322 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:14:45am

re: #316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't you think Moses would have looked more like Woody Allen?

Moshe Dyan

323 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:14:55am

re: #318 Peacekeeper

Mel Brooks as Moses:

324 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:15:17am

Babba...Uncle Eddie at :28.

325 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:15:39am

re: #317 selpaw

No, YOU!
MWAH
lol

326 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:15:55am

Charleton Heston did not have the look but he endowed that performance as one for the ages.

327 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:16:38am

I'm sure Moses was one of the first people he met in Heaven.

328 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:16:45am

re: #324 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I should watch that again tonight
I think I will

329 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:16:45am
330 Widow'smight  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:16:55am

re: #292 selpaw

I read an article sometime ago that the Israeli Govt told President Bush not to push for the Embassy in Jerusalem, they didn't want it moved. Don't remember which Israeli Paper it was though.

331 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:17:21am

re: #329 laZardo

Ahh. I'm an Oldster, ya know.

332 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:17:45am

re: #300 storagemanager

That's just crazy.


re: #312 galloping granny

Whining and crying. . . . . . I wonder how far that would get these muslim pigs in Saudi Arabia or Iran? Oh, wait.. .. . . I forgot. . . . .. . . it is the girls they assaulted that would be publicly lashed, raped in jail and then stoned or hung for allowing themselves to be molested in the first place.

Animals.

And butcher those who insult islam...

333 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:18:03am

Shalom lizard nation.

334 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:18:28am

re: #313 Peacekeeper

pitt is a chick.

335 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:19:09am

re: #334 BabbaZee

pitt is a chick.

Don't get me going on DiCaprio...

336 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:19:17am

re: #333 WriterMom

Yo, Mammelah!

337 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:19:29am

re: #335 Peacekeeper

weasel chick.

338 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:20:46am

#@@%$#@! COMPUTERS!

339 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:21:45am

re: #338 realwest

Salaam Alaikum to you too, brother. :P

340 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:21:47am
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Democrats give America's great South American ally Colombia the shaft.

Democrats side with international Marxist groups, the Chavez Regime and trade unions to squash a free trade agreement with staunch American ally Colombia.

The Democrat excuse: The Democrats "fib" that they are blocking because of attacks on trade unionists

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

341 zmdavid  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:22:03am

Media misses the anti-Semitism in Los Angeles rally
[Link: hotair.com...]

342 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:22:29am

re: #340 storagemanager

"They shall not come with warships,
They shall not waste with brands,
But books be all their eating,
And ink be on their hands.

343 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:22:36am

re: #339 laZardo Uh, right back atcha (what does that mean?!) friend!

344 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:23:23am

re: #341 zmdavid

Media misses the anti-Semitism in Los Angeles rally
[Link: hotair.com...]

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

/meh, not really

345 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:23:52am
Despite the presence of these enemies, not to mention allegations of PLO connections, speaker Rashid Khalidi is still gainfully employed as Edward Said Chair in Arab Studies and Director of the Middle East Institute at Columbia University. At the conference, he also felt free to express his opinion that our government in Iraq, and Israel in the Palestinian territories, is equivalent to Hamas and Hezbollah. According to Khalidi, all are political organizations that participate in elections, and "knowingly and wantonly" target civilians. Apparently, we're all terrorists now.

Khalid Fahmy, professor of Middle Eastern and Islamic studies at NYU, described an incident in which a foreign student traveling with him in the U.S. was "severely interrogated," apparently because he looked "suspicious." Fahmy noted that this was "how people ended up in Guantanamo...I think." The student was let go and is still welcomed in this country, but, to hear Fahmy tell it, the "chilling effect" of this alleged interrogation remains.

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

346 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:24:01am

re: #344 rightside Hey there rightside, how are you doing today?

347 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:24:24am

If someone told me seven years ago that this is the world I would be living in today -
described to me in detail all we are seeing....
I would never have believed it,
I would have become enraged...
possibly clocking the hapless hypothetical prophet.

348 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:25:02am

re: #342 Peacekeeper
Good morning PK - hope you're well today - did you write that?

349 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:25:28am

re: #340 storagemanager

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

How many Democrat congress critters are up for election this time?

350 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:25:50am

re: #347 BabbaZee You pissed off at your computer, too?!
/lol!

351 selpaw  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:25:52am

re: #330 Widow'smight

I will find that article. Of course almost 8 years have gone by so it might be a daunting task/

re: #333 WriterMom

Shalom to you!

352 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:09am

re: #347 BabbaZee

If someone told me seven years ago that this is the world I would be living in today -
described to me in detail all we are seeing....
I would never have believed it,
I would have become enraged...
possibly clocking the hapless hypothetical prophet.

I have to agree.

353 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:27am
LONDON, Ont.–A magazine article suggesting Muslims pose a threat to North America is Islamophobic and "promotes prejudice towards Muslims," the Ontario Human Rights Commission says.

Despite strongly worded condemnation of the Maclean's article, the commission announced yesterday that under the Ontario Human Rights Code, it could not legally proceed to hear a complaint led by local lawyer Faisal Joseph.

"We are concerned about the content ... We think it fosters stereotypes and has a negative impact on the (Muslim) communities," chief commissioner Barbara Hall said.

[Link: www.thestar.com...]

354 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:37am

re: #334 BabbaZee

ROFL.

How unfortunate for their child Piloh Shitt.

WHOOPS!

355 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:44am

Once You Get It......


/there's no turning back
356 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:46am

re: #346 realwest


Hey real! Doing great here, but still missing the sun! How are you?

357 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:26:52am

re: #349 galloping granny

How many Democrat congress critters are up for election this time?

In the House, all of them.

358 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:27:01am

re: #351 selpaw

{SELPAW}

Getting ready for Pesach? Everything done?

359 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:27:17am

re: #352 galloping granny Morning {galloping granny} How are you and yours doing this fine morning?!

360 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:28:03am

re: #352 galloping granny

Time is speeding up

Even the scientists were horrified to find that the entire universe is actually expanding at accelerated speed instead of slowing, as their math had predicted...

361 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:28:26am

re: #164 BenZacharia

OY. I hope everything goes smoothly...please do update us.

362 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:28:49am

re: #356 rightside Still missing the Sun? How long's it been for you my friend?
I'm actually doing pretty damn crappy today I regret to say.

363 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:29:18am

Morning all. Looks to be a half way decent day here in Twin Falls. No snow is predicted for today and the sky is clear.

364 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:29:29am

re: #353 storagemanager

[Link: www.thestar.com...]

Not off the hook yet.

A human rights hearing of the case is set for June in British Columbia. Its code covers publications.

366 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:30:08am
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Thursday in a meeting with Senegal’s president that “the State of Israel is weak and crumbling and nothing can save it.”

As reported by the Iranian news agency Irna, Ahmadinejad also stated that “the Zionist regime and its supporters will collapse and nothing can salvage them. We are witnessing the greatest crimes against humanity in Palestine today.” (Dudi cohen)

President Bush had nothing to say. [Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

367 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:30:14am

re: #359 realwest

Morning {galloping granny} How are you and yours doing this fine morning?!

We're fine real. Beautiful sunny day here, going up to nearly 60. I just finished clearing off the table I'm using for plants and gathering up a ton of little pots to sterilize so I can pot up about 200 'maters this morning. And I might just go get some black plastic and see if I can speed up thawing/warming up the hill so I can till it up and get some green stuff growing early.

What are you going to pick out for a b'day present? (Happy birthday BTW!)

368 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:30:30am

re: #360 BabbaZee "Time is speeding up" well that sure would explain an awful lot of things!

369 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:31:38am

re: #353 storagemanager

In other words, the magazine can afford to hire high priced lawyers to rip us a new ass-hole and we don't want that to happen. We will pick on the little guy's who can't really afford them

370 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:31:45am

re: #368 realwest

LOL

371 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:31:50am

re: #366 storagemanager

President Bush had nothing to say. [Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

But they are forgetting about the Hand of YHWH.

372 selpaw  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:31:52am

re: #358 WriterMom

Getting ready for Pesach? Everything done?

ALMOST! I simply love every part of it.

How are you doing in your preparations?

373 wanumba  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:31:53am

Let FARC move into Nancy Pelosi's properties if she loves them so much - she can have them and Columbia will be rid of them!
ARRGH!

374 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:32:31am

re: #341 zmdavid

Who the fuck wrote Eric Lee's speech? Ikey G-Star Galacticca?

375 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:32:33am
376 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:33:00am

re: #362 realwest

It's been about 10 days now, and looks like another 3 or 4 days without it. :-(

Sorry to hear you're crappy. We all have those days. What's going on with your pc?

377 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:33:13am
(IsraelNN.com) Syria plans to run a country-wide drill to help plan for a national emergency in the coming days, similar to that which Israel ran this week. The exercise's stated objective is to test the country's readiness for "natural catastrophes and other emergency situations."

[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

378 Miss Trixie  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:39:10am

{realwest} Morning, luv *smooooooooch* Is it your birthday today?

379 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:39:12am

re: #371 galloping granny

Meaning in a couple of years, we'll be marking a certain part of our maps with Palestine (Iran administrating).

380 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:39:19am

This is getting old.

381 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:39:48am

re: #367 galloping granny

Do you put the black plastic on the ground to absorb the sun's rays?

382 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:39:50am

GACK! DID LGF JUST GO DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?

383 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:40:09am
384 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:40:34am
385 zmdavid  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:40:47am

re: #382 realwest

GACK! DID LGF JUST GO DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?

Yes, the trouble is not in your set. (Unless it's in mine, too)

386 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:40:52am
387 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:40:58am

re: #380 storagemanager

This is getting old.

What is?

388 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:41:09am

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! MOM IS TAKING ME TO SHOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT SO SHE CAN GIVE IT TO ME TOMORROW WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY.
GACK, damn LGF!

389 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:41:25am

re: #382 realwest

GACK! DID LGF JUST GO DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?

Yes, me too, Real. Had to close and relaunch. I hate when that happens. LOL

390 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:41:39am

re: #372 selpaw

I do the best preparations-close up the house and head to Israel. LOL. I'm the BEST guest though ;)

391 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:41:50am

Did something happen? I didn't notice it.

392 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:41:55am

re: #382 realwest

GACK! DID LGF JUST GO DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?

IT WAS HORRIBLE!

393 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:05am

re: #387 MandyManners

What is?

LGF has gone down for me three times.

394 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:10am

re: #388 realwest

realwest, me too!

395 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:13am

re: #383 song_and_dance_man

{songella mine brother}

396 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:19am
397 WriterMom  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:31am

HAMSTERVIAGRA NEEDED STAT!

398 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:53am

re: #388 realwest

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! MOM IS TAKING ME TO SHOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT SO SHE CAN GIVE IT TO ME TOMORROW WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY.
GACK, damn LGF!

How old are you?
How old are you?
How oooold are you?
How old are you?

399 BulgarWheat  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:42:57am

re: #315 ec marm

I'm not the government. Just a man. I have to do what I think is right, even if there are consequences. I can live with that.

To each his own, I'm just not prepared or willing to change what is important to me. I also don't expect you to change your point of view, and I respect that.

400 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:03am

re: #391 MandyManners

Did something happen? I didn't notice it.

Your six pack is getting warm.

401 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:03am

What is up with LGF today? This is getting annoying.

402 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:03am

re: #385 zmdavid
and
re: #385 zmdavid

Thank you both! I was up past 2:00 AM cause my computer ate all of my favorites and I had to reach waaaaay down it's throat to grab 'em back, now I lost LGF so naturally I figured it was my computer!

403 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:22am

Good morning day threaders, just doing a post by.

FBV, I looked up coprophagous and then reread the beginning of the thread. :)

/still giggling madly
//And now I am off to bed.

404 lawhawk  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:29am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. The Chinese have uncovered another terror plot against the Olympics. They may indeed have a serious problem with Islamic terrorists, but their brutal repression of human and civil rights throughout lands dominated by China makes such reports hard to confirm - especially with the government control of media in China.

405 Bubblehead II  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:44am

re: #382 realwest

Yep. Spinning wheel of death. Thought it was just me, so shut down and rebooted. anyone else?

406 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:43:47am

re: #381 MandyManners

Do you put the black plastic on the ground to absorb the sun's rays?

Yes - heats things up good and proper. Kills a few weeds while you're at it if you leave it there a couple of weeks.

407 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:44:27am

re: #393 storagemanager

LGF has gone down for me three times.

I'm fine here.

408 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:44:48am

re: #400 Peacekeeper

Your six pack is getting warm.

Yes, my abs are kinda' hot.

409 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:44:56am

re: #398 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
none of your business
None of Your Business,
none of your business,
but tomorrow I'll be 63!

LOL!

410 BlueCanuck  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:45:18am

Actually I noticed the problems started about 1am EST. May have been going on longer than that. Haven't seen anything yet. And I shouldn't see anything.

/at least I better not.

411 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:45:43am

re: #406 galloping granny

Yes - heats things up good and proper. Kills a few weeds while you're at it if you leave it there a couple of weeks.

That's pretty nifty!

412 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:46:02am

re: #382 realwest

GACK! DID LGF JUST GO DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?

I thought it was a search I did. After closing the tab, opening a new one, stopping it, and trying again, it worked. I guess the hamsters took a break.

413 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:46:17am

Happy Birthday, realwest!

414 zmdavid  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:46:41am

re: #402 realwest

Yesterday my virus checker found a virus suspiciously after a microsoft update requested reboot.

The virus was win32:rootkit-gen (rtk) according to avast. I can't find a description of what it does, though.

415 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:47:01am

re: #409 realwest

Heh...

416 lawhawk  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:47:03am

It's time for Israel to change its strategy relating to the incessant terror attacks against Israel. From now on, Israel should treat every attack against its infrastructure as though they were successful. So, if a fuel depot was attacked, consider it destroyed for purposes of Gazan fuel deliveries.

In other words - Palestinian terrorists destroy their own fuel supplies.

They attack utility infrastructure? Consider no more power.

They attack hospitals? No more medical treatment at that hospital.

They attack businesses, schools, homes? Withhold the replacement costs for those businesses, schools, and homes from PA funds - indefinitely.

Let the Palestinians feel what it is like to truly be at war with Israel. Israel has been fighting the Palestinian war against Israel with both hands tied behind its back for far too long.

417 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:47:31am

re: #401 galloping granny Uh Oh. Ya mean LGF has gone down today before this last outrage outtage?!
Oh, and I was trying to post this to ya when LGF fell down and went BOOM:
re: #367 galloping granny Thanks, but my birthday is tomorrow, mom just wants me to go shopping with her to pick out a present she can buy for me - which she'll then gift wrap.
I love mom dearly, but there are times...........!

And what do you mean by sterilize the pots? Or rather, how do you sterilize them?!

418 Miss Trixie  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:47:35am

Fat Bastard

re: #388 realwest

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! MOM IS TAKING ME TO SHOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT SO SHE CAN GIVE IT TO ME TOMORROW WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY.
GACK, damn LGF!

How old are you?
How old are you?
How oooold are you?
How old are you?

*giggle*
*snicker*

:D

419 storagemanager  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:48:11am

see you later,can't deal with this anymore.

420 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:48:36am

re: #411 MandyManners

That's pretty nifty!

It will be niftier when I have lettuce and chard and radishes and bok choy growing up there. Really craving green stuff here. I never understood as a kid why gramps would be out just about this time of year cutting all the dandelions he could find out of the grass :)

421 lawhawk  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:48:54am

re: #372 selpaw

We've mostly finished our food buys - though perishables will be this weekend and next Friday. Cleanup of the house will be this weekend, especially with rain in the forecast.

422 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:49:30am

re: #413 MandyManners
Thanks Mandy but it's not my birthday today! Please see my #417!
Now, let's chat about your hot abs! Do you work out to get 'em and keep 'em that way?

423 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:49:47am

I think we'd be fascinated to learn how many lizards are under 30 years old. I always assume that everyone is about to die like me.

424 rightside  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:50:05am

I saw no issues with this site.

conference call, BBL

425 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:50:54am

re: #423 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I think we'd be fascinated to learn how many lizards are under 30 years old. I always assume that everyone is about to die like me.

Are you speaking of chronology or maturity level?

/still acting like a kid....

426 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:03am

re: #414 zmdavid Huh.
MS did load 8 updates as I closed down for my afternoon/early evening nap - wonder if that's how my favorites got eaten up?!
What virus scan do you use?

427 Peacekeeper  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:05am

re: #408 MandyManners

Yes, my abs are kinda' hot.


Abcess makes the heart grow fonder...

428 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:17am

re: #425 Grammy Cracker

Chronology only.

429 Widow'smight  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:19am

re: #351 selpaw

I certainly understand the frustration many here have with the current administration's public policy with Israel. Since I'm not emotionally involved (being neither Jewish or Muslim), I would like to point out things that don't get mentioned very often here.

This administration has destroyed Israel's largest Strategic enemy, and has created US Bases in great position to defend Israel if need be.

There are 3 Aircraft carrier task groups in the region.

Iran is completely surrounded by superior US Forces, and the possibility in the short term of Israel being struck by them is slim.

I don't remember this administration publically complaining about Israel striking back at terrorists, and I also remember President Bush giving the go-ahead to go after Hezbollah in Lebanon.

If you were going appoint someone to be the point person to the Arab world, the only way you could demean their sensitive 7th Century cavemen egos any more would be if Condi was Jewish on top of the Unmarried, Unveiled, Educated, Infidel and Black thing going on.

These talks are all BS, we all know their State ain't gonna happen.

I remember seeing a documentary about the 6 day war and the tactics of the IAF. They had footage on their TV stations showing the Pilots and officers frolicking with their families the day before they destroyed the Egyptian and Syria airforces with Israel's undermanned crews. They also showed how the IAF used Napalm on the retreating Egyptian Armored Columns.

Egypt has never threatened Israel since.

430 galloping granny  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:36am

re: #417 realwest

Uh Oh. Ya mean LGF has gone down today before this last outrage outtage?!
Oh, and I was trying to post this to ya when LGF fell down and went BOOM:
re: #367 galloping granny Thanks, but my birthday is tomorrow, mom just wants me to go shopping with her to pick out a present she can buy for me - which she'll then gift wrap.
I love mom dearly, but there are times...........!

And what do you mean by sterilize the pots? Or rather, how do you sterilize them?!

Yes, it has been going down on and off since I got up around 5. I can understand your mom wanting you to pick the present. I have a couple of kids I have no clue what to buy for.

Sterilize the pots - you wash them in hot soapy water, rinse them really well in more hot water. I used these earlier for other plants so I will probably also swish them with some peroxide just in case.

431 zmdavid  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:51:49am

re: #412 Kosh's Shadow

I thought it was a search I did. After closing the tab, opening a new one, stopping it, and trying again, it worked. I guess the hamsters took a break.

I wonder if Charles is a little to aggressive in his zombie process killing?
I checked another website on a different tab for a few minutes, then clicked the "no comments" button and got the "circle of death".

432 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:52:20am

re: #428 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Chronology only.

Poo.

433 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:53:00am

Good morning all. No storm damage at our house, but the sirens went off about 4:15 this morning. Spent about 45 minutes watching the TV, and listening to the storm spotters on the scanner. We got the rain, but not the 70-80mph gusts that McKinney and Allen got. One of the spotters on the east side of McKinney got an 87mph (recorded) gust.

434 Killian Bundy  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:53:39am

re: #388 realwest

TOMORROW WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY.

/damn, you too?

435 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:53:45am

re: #429 Widow'smight

I would agree with that in that I doubt it would be Israel that would be the first target of a possible Iranian nuke. Why risk irradiating "sacred Palestinian land" when you can exact some nice revenge on wide-open Iraq first?

436 BabbaZee  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:55:07am

BBL

437 laZardo  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:55:39am

re: #436 BabbaZee

K

438 Grammy Cracker  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:55:51am

re: #433 Ward Cleaver

Good morning all. No storm damage at our house, but the sirens went off about 4:15 this morning. Spent about 45 minutes watching the TV, and listening to the storm spotters on the scanner. We got the rain, but not the 70-80mph gusts that McKinney and Allen got. One of the spotters on the east side of McKinney got an 87mph (recorded) gust.

Yikes! Glad you suffered no damage! I haven't heard about rough weather (I'd have to watch the news, yuck!); are you referring to McKinney, Texas? My stepdaughter lives there - should I be calling to check on her?

439 LanceKates  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:55:55am

Good morning.

Need more Coffee..

440 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:55:59am

re: #431 zmdavid What is the circle of death and what virus scan did you use that found that?

441 MandyManners  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:56:03am

re: #420 galloping granny

It will be niftier when I have lettuce and chard and radishes and bok choy growing up there. Really craving green stuff here. I never understood as a kid why gramps would be out just about this time of year cutting all the dandelions he could find out of the grass :)

The best salad I ever had was a mesclun salad of locally grown greens with a fresh-made rasberry vinaigrette dressing at a B&B in upper East Tennessee. The dandelion greens were awesome.

442 realwest  Thu, Apr 10, 2008 6:56:29am