That is beautiful!

Very sensual.

Nice.

Went on a walk to the downtown post office and back. Still getting sprinkles of snow.

Who's boquet is that?

Lovely photo.

Very Mapplethorpe.

Man, you're right. That's a real pistol.

Daughter went out on her first date today. Saturday afternoon, to see a movie and get some dinner. Boy still does not have license, his mom drove. Boy on crutches (good! a big cast would even have been better)
Am nervous.

Savage say's it's going to snow in Chicago.

Is this floral prOn?

re: #8 the other Amy

Daughter went out on her first date today. Saturday afternoon, to see a movie and get some dinner. Boy still does not have license, his mom drove. Boy on crutches (good! a big cast would even have been better)
Am nervous.

Ah yes, I remember it well. I told the kid, that I was experiencing Agent Orange induced flash backs. I was hearing rotor blades.
I advised him that it would be a real good idea to get my daughter home on time & unwrinkled.
It worked really well.

U.N. official calls for study of neocons' role in 9/11. That "official" is Richard Falk, a 9/11 troofer, Israel basher and Arab bagman.

Typical White Flower.

:P

Purdy.

I know floranography when I see it.

/can't remember that Justice's name ...

re: #8 the other Amy

Daughter went out on her first date today. Saturday afternoon, to see a movie and get some dinner. Boy still does not have license, his mom drove. Boy on crutches (good! a big cast would even have been better)
Am nervous.

Don't be. They are "chaperoned." And you want her to learn how to handle boys before they get the driver's license.

re: #11 opnion

Ah yes, I remember it well. I told the kid, that I was experiencing Agent Orange induced flash backs. I was hearing rotor blades.
I advised him that it would be a real good idea to get my daughter home on time & unwrinkled.
It worked really well.

Cleaning your .45 when the kid comes to pick her up works too.

Heh. I love it when a parent can strike fear into the heart of a potential date. Just gives me a warm glow that lasts for hours.

Dear opnion,

yes.....her dad and brother are out of town. I am sure I did not look threatening enough

re: #15 Gang of One

I know floranography when I see it.

/can't remember that Justice's name ...

Justice Potter Stewart.

re: #17 Son of the Black Dog

Cleaning your .45 when the kid comes to pick her up works too.

Saying, "You know? I don't mind going back to prison."

Fat Bastard Vegetarian.....that is great....any more?

re: #17 Son of the Black Dog

Cleaning your .45 when the kid comes to pick her up works too.

I have a nice FAL that I have set aside for the sort of thing.

re: #17 Son of the Black Dog

Cleaning your .45 when the kid comes to pick her up works too.

Ya know, that sounds like a real attention getter.
I always understood what the boys had on their minds.
You can fool the mother, not the father.You know cause we were once teenage cretins

What is a FAL?

Don't have a gun....but have considered asking my neighbor to be here ....and he will just happened to be "cleaning his gun"

Mich-again called it last Tuesday:

French capture Somali pirates

re: #22 the other Amy

Fat Bastard Vegetarian.....that is great....any more?

True story...Last week my daughters boyfriend (Parents Be Upon Him) came through the kitchen. I was holding a fork (doing dishes) looked him dead in the eye and said, "You know, you seem like a nice guy. But I would really like to stab you in the face with this fork right now."

Daughter thought that was out of line.

re: #25 the other Amy

What is a FAL?

FN FAL

YouTube SMACKDOWN weekend homework - hizbollah in iraq. Five new videos added to SMACKDOWN:
[Link: gotwarporn.com...]

re: #19 the other Amy

You could have made him pray with you before they left ;)

re: #19 the other Amy

Dear opnion,

yes.....her dad and brother are out of town. I am sure I did not look threatening enough

Ah Ha! Dear lady, you need an effective strategery.
An excellent tactic next time might be to be sharpening a butcher knife while exhibiting a truly crazed expression.
You know, the young people need guidance.

re: #25 the other Amy

What is a FAL?

Full power battle rifle chambered for the 7.82 x 51 mm NATO round. (aka the .308).

Actually if I ever get around to having any children I'd want to get an M1 Garand.

It's bigger.

Is LGF a White Flower site?

re: #26 the other Amy

Don't have a gun....but have considered asking my neighbor to be here ....and he will just happened to be "cleaning his gun"

Have a couple target that look like this lying nearby.

Ohhh....that FAL....cool thanks jcm

re: #28 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

LOL!

re: #28 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

True story...Last week my daughters boyfriend (Parents Be Upon Him) came through the kitchen. I was holding a fork (doing dishes) looked him dead in the eye and said, "You know, you seem like a nice guy. But I would really like to stab you in the face with this fork right now."

Daughter thought that was out of line.

I salute you, my friend.
Do not let your daughters disapproval stand in the way of terrorizing her dates. It is the right thing to do.

Wow, these are great ideas....

[Link: www.theonion.com...]

Hah.. obvious photo shop job.

re: #34 itellu3times

Is LGF a White Flower site?

No it's a white flour site...

[Link: www.tshirthell.com...]

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No it's a white flour site...

[Link: www.tshirthell.com...]

TWF?

I agree. Presence is everything when approaching the boy in question. My particular take on this is to grill the man endlessly about all points of view until he is quaking in his boots, sure that I hate every single position he has taken and thus will hate him for the rest of his life.

No firearms are required, and it has proven quite effective. The threat of a lawsuit is sometimes just as good as a gun, methinks.

You know why a laundromat is really a bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

re: #18 vxbush

Heh. I love it when a parent can strike fear into the heart of a potential date. Just gives me a warm glow that lasts for hours.

I'm watching you... All the time

re: #39 the other Amy

Wow, these are great ideas....

Yeah, see it's like most things in life, you need the terror tactic that works best for you.
It has to be one that makes the kid think , "Ah, wow this lady could really put a hurtin on me."

re: #32 opnion

I saw a wonderful b/w film years ago and I can't remember anything but this scene:

Widowed Italian Poor Mom makes prospective non-Italian beau kneel at her Altar to Mary and swear that he will treat her daughter with same respect he would show Mary. She was all over his butt with Catholic Guilt and he had her home before dark.

a very young and hunky Burt Lancaster was in the movie and the Italian mom was a real Italian actress imported for the film.

All your flower are belonging to Obama. Send flowermoney to Obama.

re: #5 savage_nation

After a six pack, anythings possible.

The RNC just called me to see if I wanted to join.

re: #43 jcm

Huh?

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

re: #51 NJDhockeyfan

The RNC just called me to see if I wanted to join.

A couple of weeks ago, told 'em I send money directly to candidates I support, and until they consolidate their feces I would continue doing that.

re: #53 savage_nation

I remember that. Awesome. Hey Savage.

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Huh?

Typical White Flower. It packin' a pistil too.

re: #53 savage_nation

I consider this just a good starting point. Blood and fecal samples go a long way.

re: #53 savage_nation

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be

This is what made me spew last time I saw it. Good app, I love it.

re: #53 savage_nation

Thank you. I just added that to my favs. I have twins daughters who will be 6 in June.

re: #55 jcm

I tell them all money goes to the NRA. That really pi$$es them off. Then I hang-up on them.

re: #9 ggt

Savage say's it's going to snow in Chicago.

re: #135 jcm

SNOW? 17 degrees here, 8 inches of snow global warming overnight, 30+ inches in the last week.

re: #55 jcm

I told them I wanted comprehensive fence reform for the border. They hung up.

re: #63 Bob in Breckenridge

re: #135 jcm

SNOW? 17 degrees here, 8 inches of snow global warming overnight, 30+ inches in the last week.

We had about five minutes of snow this morning in the middle of Illinois.

re: #44 vxbush

I agree. Presence is everything when approaching the boy in question. My particular take on this is to grill the man endlessly about all points of view until he is quaking in his boots, sure that I hate every single position he has taken and thus will hate him for the rest of his life.

No firearms are required, and it has proven quite effective. The threat of a lawsuit is sometimes just as good as a gun, methinks.

There are no really bad tactics here as long as they intimidate.
I have found that the kids suspicion that you might actually be nuts is really effective. I personally prefer the implicit threat of physical violence as I do not believe that teenage boys fully appreciate the significance of a law suit.

re: #53 savage_nation

Saved to favorites!

This is pretty funny, considering all the horror stories my dad has from the '90s about the Clintons: HRC continues attacks on Obama's remarks.

"I was taken aback by the demeaning remarks Senator Obama made about people in small town America. Senator Obama's remarks are elitist and they are out of touch," Clinton told the factory workers. "They are not reflective of the values and beliefs of Americans. Certainly not the Americans that I know -- not the Americans I grew up with, not the Americans I lived with in Arkansas or represent in New York. You know, Americans who believe in the 2nd Amendment believe it's a matter of Constitutional rights."

re: #53 savage_nation

You are SO bad! You didn't really try that did you?

re: #48 ggt

I saw a wonderful b/w film years ago and I can't remember anything but this scene:

Widowed Italian Poor Mom makes prospective non-Italian beau kneel at her Altar to Mary and swear that he will treat her daughter with same respect he would show Mary. She was all over his butt with Catholic Guilt and he had her home before dark.

a very young and hunky Burt Lancaster was in the movie and the Italian mom was a real Italian actress imported for the film.

That is a beautiful thing.

re: #67 opnion

There are no really bad tactics here as long as they intimidate.
I have found that the kids suspicion that you might actually be nuts is really effective. I personally prefer the implicit threat of physical violence as I do not believe that teenage boys fully appreciate the significance of a law suit.

No, but the parents can explain it to him. |D

How to prove that dogs are mans best friend?
Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for one hour. Then open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you.

re: #55 jcm

A couple of weeks ago, told 'em I send money directly to candidates I support, and until they consolidate their feces I would continue doing that.

I told them the same thing. I said I would love to join the RNC but I wanted to see if they were going to build the fence and shut down the border. Until then I will not give them a dime. I told her also I was ready to join a while back when the Republicans tried to pass the amnesty bill and it turned me off.

She got the message.

The Obama Nation. Meet mah Peeps!

Look familiar to anyone? As in.. rally.. not peeps in your Easter basket. OMG did I just say Easter?

savage,
this is great.
really laughed at"
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?

re: #53 savage_nation

ROFLMAO!

re: #64 pat

I told them I wanted comprehensive fence reform for the border. They hung up.

Yeah, I'm really cranky after having the parties choice rammed down my throat and with the opposition fielding marxists not having any options left.

re: #65 vxbush

We had about five minutes of snow this morning in the middle of Illinois.

5 minutes of snow?

re: #69 Fat Jolly Penguin

"Believe" it's a matter of the Constitution?

AGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH

re: #74 savage_nation

I tossed a boyfriend of my daughters out my door. Poor screen door was destroyed. :))

You teach that gal how to throw them out the door herself yet?

re: #73 missouri boy

How to prove that dogs are mans best friend?
Lock your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for one hour. Then open the trunk and see which one is glad to see you.

ROFL!

re: #81 Bob in Breckenridge

5 minutes of snow?

In between the cold rain, the sleet, and the post-snow sleet.

It was truly weird.

re: #63 Bob in Breckenridge

I have a snowblower in my shed that I haven't used for a couple of years. Not enough to pull it out and fire it up. I should donate it before it goes bad.

re: #72 vxbush

No, but the parents can explain it to him. |D

Yeah, but that can be after the fact. I may be wrong here , but sometimes the old ways are best, raw terror

You know why men die before their wives?
Because they want to.

re: #69 Fat Jolly Penguin

Neither of them get it. The Constitution that is or rights.

re: #71 opnion

It was a wonderful film. Wish I could remember the name.

Got this in an email last night and thought it worth reposting here.

Please, read and sign the petition. You are also welcome to spread the word.

On 2007 Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, a fake artist, took a street dog, he tied him with a short rope to a wall of an art gallery and he let him die slowly of starvation and thirst, as "installation".

During the several days , the author of this horrible cruelty and the visitors of this Art Gallery (shame on them) remained careless witnesses in front of the agony of the poor animal, until at last he died of starving and thirst, for sure after spending a painful, absurd, suffering.
That's not all: the prestigious CentroAmerican Biennial of Art decided, (shame on them) that the brutality that has been made by this person was art, and on this incomprehensible way Guillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeat the cruel "installation" at the next Biennial on 2008.
LET'S STOP HIM !

Link to petition: [Link: [Link: www.petitiononline.com...]...]

Link to "installation": [Link: elperritovive.blogspot.com...]

(translation courtesy of babelfish)

I think that picture looks like a naked lady, reflected in Dick Cheney's sunglasses.

/Wrong thread

re: #82 ggt

Yep! Oh, and "believe in the Second Amendment" -- almost like it's not really part of the Constitution.

/&$@*%$!

re: #66 savage_nation

Oh I bet they are adorable!

They are my Angels. We are raising them to be fine upstanding lizards.

re: #74 savage_nation

I tossed a boyfriend of my daughters out my door. Poor screen door was destroyed. :))

THAT is why I drink to you, sir.

DRINK.

re: #74 savage_nation

I tossed a boyfriend of my daughters out my door. Poor screen door was destroyed. :))

Now that my friend is eloquent. All the other zit faces in the area hear the story & you have their respect.
My God, that is beautiful. Thanks

re: #90 savage_nation

That girly girl? she screams in pain if she breaks a fingernail.

Oh, is she in for it come October 3rd.

ROFLMAO! Whose coaching?

Dear galloping,
your are right....this perhaps should be a two part effort
1. let the boy understand how important daughter is to us

2. Teach daughter to deal with jerks

other amy

re: #88 opnion

Yeah, but that can be after the fact. I may be wrong here , but sometimes the old ways are best, raw terror

Ah, but I also told him that I could competely destroy his entire computer in five minutes. And he knew I can do it.

THAT is how you strike terror in the new generation, my friend. Computer or cell phone, makes no difference.

re: #97 mikeinmd

THAT is why I drink to you, sir.

DRINK.

hic!, I will drink to that too.

re: #102 the other Amy

Dear galloping,
your are right....this perhaps should be a two part effort
1. let the boy understand how important daughter is to us

2. Teach daughter to deal with jerks

other amy

Absolutely. Sooner or later she's going to be out there on her own.

That second link to the poor dog killed as performance art should have been [Link: elperritovive.blogspot.com...]

re: #103 savage_nation

Her mother is. B/f is not gonna be allowed in the delivery room. Hospital rules.

I don't envy your wife, LOL. Is he not the father?

re: #108 savage_nation

me too.

Lets all have a drink!

"I’m not usually a fan of flower closeup shots,...."
After O'Keefe any male photog that took too much of an interest in flower close up was considered a pervert. lol

re: #102 the other Amy

Martial Arts and Firearm's training for both girls and boys is a must. I think girls that do equestrian sports have an advantage too. If they don't fear a 1000+ lb horse, they have nothing to fear from a boy. Horsewomen are physically strong too! The little girly girls I know from the stables take no $hit!

re: #114 savage_nation

Blackberry brandy and club soda!

OK

re: #113 savage_nation

b/f is the father of that baby. Not allowed. Unless he is her husband.

Never heard of such a thing. He has a legal right to be there if he is the father.

re: #116 galloping granny

Never heard of such a thing. He has a legal right to be there if he is the father.

Or are you in Canada?

re: #107 Neo Con since 9/11

I dont' want to see that link. I'm angry enough today.

Living4Him5534 doesn't like flowers.

re: #114 savage_nation

Blackberry brandy and club soda!

I've been drunk in Greenwich Village drinking blackberry brandy.

Robert Schimmel (comedian) has a great (horribly filthy) bit about his daughter's boyfriend.

It involves the daughters boyfriend telling him (the father) that he is curious about sex, so Robert helps him out by raping him...but the bit is told in a much more graphic sense. But as the father of a beautiful 17 year old girl...I laughed my butt off.

re: #119 ggt

I dont' want to see that link. I'm angry enough today.

what he said.

re: #120 wrenchwench

Living4Him5534 doesn't like flowers.

Never seen a post, but plenty of d-ngs.

re: #122 savage_nation

Maybe I'm wrong. But if things keep up the way he is treating her, I will personally block the door and physically keep him out of there.

Tell the doctor that the boyfriend has a staph infection. Problem solved.

re: #116 galloping granny

Never heard of such a thing. He has a legal right to be there if he is the father.

In the delivery room? I've never heard of that, especially with HIPPA (or whatever the letters are) rules.

re: #123 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That comedian has a great show, but a f@cked-up life. I LMAO the one time I saw him.

re: #129 goddessoftheclassroom

In the delivery room? I've never heard of that, especially with HIPPA (or whatever the letters are) rules.

Actually, HIPAA is to guard Protected Health Information.
This kid already knows, he is the perp.

have you ever wanted to strangle your spouse whilst doing taxes?
i need some drinks

re: #127 jcm

Never seen a post, but plenty of d-ngs.

He or she likes music and some videos. And some photos too, I think.

re: #132 opnion

Young man impregnated an underage girl --statutory rape--he is lucky he isn't already in jail.

re: #134 wrenchwench

He or she likes music and some videos. And some photos too, I think.

Another registered lurker who never joins the fray.

re: #133 hayseed

have you ever wanted to strangle your spouse whilst doing taxes?
i need some drinks

My accountant does my taxes while I am in a hotel room with my Gumba. What does the wife have to do with it?

re: #133 hayseed

No, not my spouse, just the people who think they are entitled to my money. I actually appreciate the forced annual reckoning--as I'd never do it otherwise. We'd also have no other way of evaluating our candidates habits.

I just don't like they they feel they can have my money.

re: #130 savage_nation

perfect! thanks.

If I get my way, that cocksucker will NEVER see his child. Unfit parent I see in his future

I understand your anger.I would feel exactly as you do.

re: #112 ggt

Martial Arts and Firearm's training for both girls and boys is a must. I think girls that do equestrian sports have an advantage too. If they don't fear a 1000+ lb horse, they have nothing to fear from a boy. Horsewomen are physically strong too! The little girly girls I know from the stables take no $hit!

Interesting you say that, because I've seen that firsthand and agree. When we asked my son what he wanted to do for the summer last year, play LL, whatever, he wanted to ride horses. My wife took him to the stables mostly, but I picked him up a couple of times. Those young girls knew how to handle them, better than him,anyway. They seemed to have a way with them.

re: #117 savage_nation

Who the FUCK Is in charge?

The artist who tortured the dog to death is Guillermo Vargas Habacuc. A group called the CentroAmerican Biennial of Art is calling for a repeat performance. See my #93

re: #119 ggt

I dont' want to see that link. I'm angry enough today.

re: #124 mikeinmd

what he said.

Even if you don't want to see the pictures please sign the petion against this repeat performance [Link: www.petitiononline.com...]

God bless you hayseed on the spouse/tax problem
can only last a few more days

re: #141 savage_nation

Patience. Karma...oooh Karma...

re: #135 ggt

Young man impregnated an underage girl --statutory rape--he is lucky he isn't already in jail.

I didn't know it was an underage thing. Why isn't he prosecuted?

re: #12 Paul

U.N. official calls for study of neocons' role in 9/11. That "official" is Richard Falk, a 9/11 troofer, Israel basher and Arab bagman.

Yes, Charles put up a post on this a few days ago:

UN Israel Monitor Calls for Investigation of Neocons' Role in 9/11

(Good post anyway, for those who may have missed it).

I tried my best to get my daughter to go to Med school. She said she did not want to be a doctor. I said that I didn't say anything about her being a doctor,..I just wanted her to go to Med school.

She said "Where does love come in to play in all this?" I said that when you are 35 and driving around in that 2 seat mercedes...you will love the Doctor.

re: #144 the other Amy

God bless you hayseed on the spouse/tax problem
can only last a few more days

Hell sent in the old extension and it can go on for months. Of course better send them their money.

re: #141 savage_nation

Age of consent in Nebraska is 17. Can't touch him, yet....

I'll get him somehow.

Be creative & stay out of jail.He sounds like a little cretin

re: #149 Nevergiveup

BTW, if they owe you money, you don't have to file by 4/15. (why you would wait, i don't know). But, a lot of people run screaming to the post office on the 15th when they are due a refund. Only matters if you owe them.

re: #12 Paul

Yes, it was discussed at length the other day.... not sure of what will ever come of it, but my suspicion is that the UN machinery will try to sweep his comments under the rug... which is their tendency.

If you are interested in what goes on within the bowels of the UN, the only (known to me) reporter who stations himself there and digs, and reports in English from the US, is Matt Lee aka Inner City Press.

Here is a report of his from April 10:

UN Censors Internet In Its NY Headquarters, Blocking Media Critique and Non-Google Video Sites
UNITED NATIONS, April 10 -- The UN's computer system censors a number of websites, among them the Chinese anti-cnn.com site devoted to searching for what it calls media bias. Also censored is the site dailymotion.com, which after LiveLeaks.com took it down was a remaining site hosting the controversial film "Fitna," which the UN's Ban Ki-moon denounced.
[...]
The same is true of the video site DailyMotion.com, and it is worth noting that the UN does not block or censor another video site, YouTube.com. The latter, of course, is owned by the UN's partner Google, which itself assists with Internet censorship in China.

[Full disclosure: Inner City Press was temporarily excluded by Google News earlier this year, which was linked to UN system and affiliates' complaint(s). At the time, the UN sputtered that it does not engage in censorship. But why then are non-pornographic political analysis web sites blocked inside the UN's own headquarters?]
[...]

Matt Lee is one of the few investigative journalists who study the UN. From his writings (and appearances on bloggingheads.tv) I gather that Mr. Lee has high ideals and beliefs in the UN concept, but is very suspect of the day to day realities of what happens within the UN.

I tend to believe that the UN, when run properly, is a net positive, or at least could be.

re: #151 savage_nation

We have had the cops over about other things and I asked one of them if we can bury his worthless ass and we cant do anything about it. I also asked the cop if I could be prosecuted for having sex with a 17 year old girl and he told me I couldn't be sent to jail either.

Bunch of crap I think!

Is the age of consent 17 in your state?

re: #154 savage_nation

rubbing hands together, grinning.

re: #142 mikeinmd

Horses seem to prefer female humans to male humans. I think be cause human males are definitely predators and horses are prey.

I learned that I am not a natural horse women. I had a hard time of it at first then I figured out it is the predator/prey thing. I have a hard time with a 1000+ animal that can take my face off --that is basically afraid of me.

I'm much better with dogs and cats --predators. I've never wanted a bunny when I was little or those little birds. Now, a hawk might be kool.

Savage_Nation

I always told my daughters boyfriends that one of my best friends is a mortician. Morticians have a license to haul dead bodies anywhere in the State....enough said.

re: #143 Neo Con since 9/11

Thanks Neo...never would have heard about this. Senor Vargas should be starved.

re: #159 savage_nation

yes. sux bigtime. But if we find out he was doing her when she was 16, then blammo!

Oh man that would really be a tough one to prove. Not impossible but tough.
Is he under any court order to pay child support?
I am guessing no, because your daughter would have to bring it.

re: #160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Starved? We don't even do that to the Gitmo detainees. Thinking you might want to rephrase that.

re: #157 ggt

We had a couple of horses growing up. My sisters rode them all the time.
Me? If it didn't have a motor, what's the point ?
Crap, I got like 25-30 HP in this motorcycle, they could keep their 1.

re: #153 freetoken

We need Bolton back in there.
BTW I hope there is some truth to the rumor Bolton maybe on McCain's staff.

The first time I met my younger (18) daughter's boyfriend I just happened to be in Uniform. His eyes opened wide and he said "Your in the Navy?". Yes son. We have gotten along fine since then.

re: #168 Nevergiveup

The first time I met my younger (18) daughter's boyfriend I just happened to be in Uniform. His eyes opened wide and he said "Your in the Navy?". Yes son. We have gotten along fine since then.

Nice.

re: #165 savage_nation

Oh she is nauseatingly on his side. "Love", you see. The kid is totally blinded....

That is pretty much what I figured.
If I remember correctly, the boyfriend is too good to work?
Have I got that? Who does he think is going to support this baby?
Let me guess, you.

File this one under economic anomalies:

Non-Borrowed Reserves of Depository Institutions

Yea, that's right, the various banks in the US, on the whole, are $50 billion in the hole wrt "reserves" they hold (which begs the question, how can you hold a "negative" reserve...)

Application for permission to date my daughter.

Daddy's Rules for Dating

re: #152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

BTW, if they owe you money, you don't have to file by 4/15. (why you would wait, i don't know). But, a lot of people run screaming to the post office on the 15th when they are due a refund. Only matters if you owe them.

However, if you file an extension, you'll delay your $600/$1200 tax rebate check until sometime after you file. And, if you provide a bank account for direct deposit, you'll get your rebate 4 to 8 weeks sooner. That is, if you want to give the IRS your bank account info.

re: #74 savage_nation

I tossed a boyfriend of my daughters out my door. Poor screen door was destroyed. :))

savage- Reminds me of this and this! Great movie!

re: #161 savage_nation

repeat performance? HUH? WTF?

I'm not very knowledgeable about the art world but apparently the Bienal Centroamericana Honduras 2008 is a prestigious show and he's been invited there for another showing of his starving dog performance.

my future father inlaw asked me what my plans were for his daughter one night, when the gun went off I knew he was serious. turned out to be one of the nicest guys after he quit drinking.

If my dad were still alive, he'd be in jail and my EH would be in the hospital.

re: #172 NY Nana
Great links. Adding to my favorites.

How are you this fine day?

re: #174 Bob in Breckenridge

savage- Reminds me of this and this! Great movie!

Oh my god that was beautiful.A true professional at work.
RIP John Candy

re: #172 NY Nana

Application for permission to date my daughter.

Daddy's Rules for Dating

I am making copies of that as soon as I stop laughing.

re: #180 opnion

Oh my god that was beautiful.A true professional at work.
RIP John Candy

I agree. Uncle Buck is a great flick. I can watch it over and over.

re: #178 savage_nation

Not me! My wifes boyfriend is going to have the honors. Hes been doing her behind my back for almost 3 years.

You play, you pay. just my opinion on that.

Ya know what? I hope that you catch a break. It sounds to me like you are due & all here pull for you.

re: #183 Bob in Breckenridge

I agree. Uncle Buck is a great flick. I can watch it over and over.

It is like a fine wine. It improves with age. Unlike all of the liberal anti-American bullshit coming out of Hollywood today.

re: #183 Bob in Breckenridge

I agree. Uncle Buck is a great flick. I can watch it over and over.

It is just one of those movies. I put Risky Business right there.

my dear sweet wife just gave me some money to go get some beers.
gee I really love her.lol

re: #188 savage_nation

I feel so alone in all of this. I was supposed to be with my wife forever. Thats what I promised I'd do.

Trust me psych 101 was as far as I went, but like all of us I have had challenges. Some deal with them & others don't.You really sound like you have the inner strength, but it still sucks

re: #187 hayseed

my dear sweet wife just gave me some money to go get some beers.
gee I really love her.lol

My wife took her mother ( who lives with us and has Alzheimer's ) to see a college for my younger daughter. She will be gone all day and I am sitting here with Johnny Walker watching the Yankee-Sox game. God I love her!

re: #187 hayseed

my dear sweet wife just gave me some money to go get some beers.
gee I really love her.lol

LOL! Tell her you've got to buy the lizards a round!

Nice picture, Charles. Trying to hold the camera still is my bete noire.

re: #185 Nevergiveup

It is like a fine wine. It improves with age. Unlike all of the liberal anti-American bullshit coming out of Hollywood today.

Believe it or not, John Hughes once baby-sat for me and my brothers. He worked for my Dad at Don DeForest and Associates, an advertising agency in Chicago in the late 60's/early 70's.

You have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but
the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do
not trifle with me.
-- Neal Boortz - to his daughter's new boyfriend.

re: #188 savage_nation

I feel so alone in all of this. I was supposed to be with my wife forever. Thats what I promised I'd do.

Savage, hon, I do understand. It happened to me. This too shall pass - hang in there, friend. I know you will come through this.

re: #179 Pvt Bin Jammin

Thanks. Except for the stupid left thumb sprain, all is well. I highly doubt that your husband would ever, ever need them, but they are hilarious. I couldn't imagine our daughter ever giving us any trouble, especially with 3 brothers looking out for her...one who is 6 ft tall.

How are you and the klotz? ;)

Did our friend give you my message last night?

Wanna come here and help me get ready for Passover? Youngest son will be here tomorrow. He is easy...he helps for food! He really has it down to an art form, seriously.

re: #188 savage_nation

Savage, I really feel for you. Some years ago, Ms. Rawmuse decided that I was not up to her standards and started treating me like dog. Though no infidelity was involved, I told her that alienation of affection are grounds for divorce, and that I deserved a loving and supportive wife, and if she wasn't it, then, here are the papers (and I had them drawn up in advance) and sign right here, that we're both grown ups, and that would be that. We both stared long and hard in to the black abyss that would have been our future lives without each other. She adjusted her attitude.

re: #139 ggt

I just don't like they they feel they can have my money.

No, no, no, you're looking at it all wrong:

Thus spake Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama:

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

See? It's all about pie.

re: #201 Opilio

D@mn, I don't have any pie. I don't like pie, won't make it, won't buy it.

Guess they are going to ram it down my throat.

re: #195 savage_nation

They made it official over dinner last night. He gave her a ring. What that means I havent a clue.

Hope that it is something good.

Savage,

He gave her a ring?

God bless you through this difficult, difficult time.

amy

re: #191 jcm

LOL! Tell her you've got to buy the lizards a round!

if you can find me I'm buying!

/hint SW Ohio

re: #191 jcm
Coors Light...the 18 packs of 16 oz cans are on sale!

re: #182 Nevergiveup

I am making copies of that as soon as I stop laughing.

It is hilarious! I am thinking of sending it to my 2 sons and their wives..each has a daughter, ages almost 6 and almost 8.

/Very bad planning in our family re birthdays and anniversaries! Financially? Oy!

Fresh coffee --pleaz

So....
where's Saint Ovidius of the Church of Snootootery to tell you all how boring, trivial and irrelevant all your personal babblings are?

BTW that's a beautiful photo Charles.

This is WLGF
ARMAGEDDON IT ON!

BBL
Gotta go use the grill for the first time in a year!

WOO HOOOOOO!

After you got back from a funeral?
I think there has to be a novel in this, or the very least a country song.

Babba signed-on and I'm leaving

Hey Babba --I have to nap.

Have a great afternoon all!

re: #196 savage_nation

As far as in laws, it occurred to me the other day that at some point, Chelsea Clinton will be married, making that poor slobs mother-in law you know who. On the other hand his father-in law would throw on hell of a bachelor party, don't you think?

re: #198 NY Nana
I got the message.

Hey, Ill work for food as well. Wish I could join all of you.

Take care of that thumb.

Seems almost appropriate that when we love a woman, the symbol of our affection is the dying sex organs of a plant.

re: #188 savage_nation

I feel so alone in all of this. I was supposed to be with my wife forever. Thats what I promised I'd do.

You kept your end of the bargain. She didn't.
That will always be over her head, not yours.
One thing to take from it, if nothing else. She has to live with her own conscience.

"According to the Book Of Revelations, the Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal...the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA?"

Has anyone received this email, and if so, any idea if it's true, I mean the Book of Revelations part?

re: #201 Opilio

See? It's all about pie.

Lefty want free pie!

re: #214 n in wi

As far as in laws, it occurred to me the other day that at some point, Chelsea Clinton will be married, making that poor slobs mother-in law you know who. On the other hand his father-in law would throw on hell of a bachelor party, don't you think?

And since they made over 109 million the last few years, the dowry should be pretty big!

re: #200 savage_nation

I'm trying, but it's hard on me. I married late in life (38) and I feel time ran out on me.

Life is so capricious. I am not sure why, but when you get to the point where it all seems not worth it, things seem to improve.
You are going to rally.
True story, Some years back my wife had a chick flick on , you know where the heroine gets a terminal disease.
My wife with tears coming down her cheeks asked me"If anything happened to me , would you remarry?"
I busted out laughing & said"Dear, if anything were to happen to you, the last thing I would want is another woman to support."
Fortunately. I was able to avoid serious bodily harm.

re: #53 savage_nation

I try to use this as a handout.

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement,
job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME____________________________________ _ DOB_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________ ________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: ________________________________________ _____________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
________________________________________ ____________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
________________________________________ ______________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

________________________________________ ______________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
________________________________________ ______________________

REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ________________________________________ ___________

How often you attend ________________________________________ ________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be: ________________________________________ ______________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
________________________________________ ______________________

C: A woman's place is in the:
________________________________________ ______________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
________________________________________ ______________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ________________________________________ ______________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

________________________________________ ______________________ (if the answer begins with T or A, drop the application and run as fast as you can in a serpintine fashion, I'd hate for you to make this too easy)

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

________________________________________ _________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)
________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature
_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing. Do not attempt to cantact my daughter in any way until your application has been approved. (Hint, it most likely will not be)

A couple minor additions that are on mine.

re: #214 n in wi

Let's not presume too much yet....

re: #201 Opilio

She needs to shut her PIE hole

WANT PIE NOW

Benedict's baptism of Allam is a "hostile and provocative act", according to Muslim Scholar.

Scholar is head of European Council for Fatwa and Research. When does Europe get serious and start ejecting these bums?

re: #218 mikeinmd

You kept your end of the bargain. She didn't.
That will always be over her head, not yours.
One thing to take from it, if nothing else. She has to live with her own conscience.

Bingo! Savage , your honor is intact. I might be a small consolation now, but it will be important later.

re: #225 mikeinmd

Point taken

My 100 year old great uncle told me "Some people are alive today, only because it is against the law to kill them"

re: #227 n in wi

She needs to shut her PIE hole

If she's going to be saying things like that, I hope she keeps flapping her gums all the way to November.

re: #228 BabbaZee

Pie is what ended my vegan life. Never could resist pie or cake.

re: #227 n in wi

She needs to shut her PIE hole

what she means is they have to steal some one else's pie and give it away

re: #143 Neo Con since 9/11

Done, Signed. Thanks for alerting us. Hope it will convince the proper authorities.

re: #220 Bob in Breckenridge

"According to the Book Of Revelations, the Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal...the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA?"

Has anyone received this email, and if so, any idea if it's true, I mean the Book of Revelations part?

In a word No.

Rev. 13
And I saw a beast coming out of the sea. He had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on his horns, and on each head a blasphemous name. 2The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. The dragon gave the beast his power and his throne and great authority. 3One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast. 4Men worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, "Who is like the beast? Who can make war against him?"
5The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise his authority for forty-two months. 6He opened his mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. 7He was given power to make war against the saints and to conquer them. And he was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. 8All inhabitants of the earth will worship the beast—all whose names have not been written in the book of life belonging to the Lamb that was slain from the creation of the world.

9He who has an ear, let him hear.
10If anyone is to go into captivity,
into captivity he will go.
If anyone is to be killed[c] with the sword,
with the sword he will be killed. This calls for patient endurance and faithfulness on the part of the saints.

The Beast out of the Earth

11Then I saw another beast, coming out of the earth. He had two horns like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon. 12He exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed. 13And he performed great and miraculous signs, even causing fire to come down from heaven to earth in full view of men. 14Because of the signs he was given power to do on behalf of the first beast, he deceived the inhabitants of the earth. He ordered them to set up an image in honor of the beast who was wounded by the sword and yet lived. 15He was given power to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that it could speak and cause all who refused to worship the image to be killed. 16He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, 17so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.
18This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666.

Rev. is written in signs and symbols which have fore mostly spiritual interpretations. There are some but few direct outward signs.

re: #234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Pie and cake ended your vegan life?
Meat pies?
Crab cakes?

LOL

Gotta go back to the grill

/carnivore

time to go to get some..............beers

re: #233 Opilio
Your right, Madame Marxist can keep on spewing her drivel

re: #226 savage_nation

Hell, shes happy with him, she wouldnt have slept with him for all these years if she wasnt....

Well, you've got me there. Not having been put in this situation, I'll leave it to those who have had this happen to them.

re: #235 hayseed

what she means is they have to steal some one else's pie and give it away

As in "taking things away from us for the common good". Either way - BHO or HRC - we're screwed.

re: #231 n in wi

That WOULD be one helluva bachelor party,though. One for the books.

re: #192 Catttt

Nice picture, Charles. Trying to hold the camera still is my bete noire.

You, too? I behead people! I am the worst photographer on the planet. Bet you!

re: #235 hayseed

Or , as someone else put it,
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

re: #237 jcm

Okay, thanks. I checked snopes.com, but it doesn't have anything about it.

re: #235 hayseed

what she means is they have to steal some one else's pie and give it away

Lefty things there is one finite pie. When you have a piece someone does not.

What the don't understand is when people work, THEY MAKE MORE PIE!

re: #243 savage_nation

I never saw this coming.

Just got here a few minutes ago Amigo, whats up?

re: #242 Son of the Black Dog

As in "taking things away from us for the common good". Either way - BHO or HRC - we're screwed.

You typical White people think that you pay a lot in taxes now?
Hah, I have to laugh. Michell Obama, thinks that your just mean.
In the new world order you will have nothing! Nothing, do you hear?

re: #245 NY Nana

I am the worst photographer on the planet. Bet you!

Wrong
My wife has that trophy
LOL

re: #243 savage_nation

I never saw this coming.

I will note that,though. Never say never.

re: #243 savage_nation

You trusted, which is all to your credit. No one who gets cheated on sees it coming, because that's not the deal in commitment. Be proud of keeping your word, the rest is relatively unimportant. Think of the two of them, starting their relationship in such fashion, never being able to completely trust each other because they know, going in, that both are cheats. You wouldn't want to be that.

It's not quite the closeup like Charles', but it has a pretty backdrop with the flowers....

re: #30 Celebrimbor

Done!

re: #246 n in wi

Or , as someone else put it,
From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs.

I've long said:
"From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs." is a pretty sweet deal, if you're a needy incompetent with nothing to contribute, but it makes slaves of the skilled and competent, which says a lot about the nature of the people who advocate such a system.

Old proverb:

Gold and Love affairs are hard to hide.

re: #246 n in wi

....From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs...

Well, I can't work, because I don't feel the need to work.

But I neeed your Mercedes, Michelle. And I neeeeed somewhere to sleep tonight. And I neeed some of that Lobster Bisque, too....

re: #215 Pvt Bin Jammin

/Whatever you do, don't use American Airlines! ;)

Wish you and your family could be here.

As for the thumb? NY Grampa thinks I timed it a bit too perfectly. ;)

Savage:

Haven't read all the way down but...

A. As a woman I say divorce the biatch. Cheating is cheating - who needs her. There are a whole lot more women looking for good men and you sound like a good one.

B. As a lawyer, there are ways...after the baby is born, get friendly with the department of family and children or what ever they call it in your state. Most states can bring support orders without the consent of the mother if it is in the best interest of the child. You soon-to-be-ex-wife's boyfriend may be able to support the whole crew, but if there is any question, the little shit could get hit with a support order and if he does not comply - jail it is.

re: #259 WhiteRasta

....From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs...

Well, I can't work, because I don't feel the need to work.

But I neeed your Mercedes, Michelle. And I neeeeed somewhere to sleep tonight. And I neeed some of that Lobster Bisque, too....

I don't think she intends to give up her goodies...

re: #253 jaunte

You trusted, which is all to your credit. No one who gets cheated on sees it coming, because that's not the deal in commitment. Be proud of keeping your word, the rest is relatively unimportant. Think of the two of them, starting their relationship in such fashion, never being able to completely trust each other because they know, going in, that both are cheats. You wouldn't want to be that.

Nicely stated.

re: #247 Bob in Breckenridge

Okay, thanks. I checked snopes.com, but it doesn't have anything about it.

Rev. is what every anyone who reads it wants it to be. It's very easy to point to a passage and "make" it fit. The whole of book, as well as Daniel and all of scripture, must also "fit."

Great news for Colorado! No more 3.2 beer on Sundays after July 1st! We'll be able to buy booze on Sundays!
BTW, the part where it says the liquor owners don't want to open on Sundays is BULL-F'ing-SHIT! I swear the moron just made that up!

Ritter to sign bill allowing Sunday liquor sales
BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
April 11, 2008

DENVER - Gov. Bill Ritter plans to sign a bill allowing liquor stores to remain open on Sunday.

He's scheduled a ceremony Monday to sign the bill (Senate Bill 182) into law. It would take effect July 1.

Colorado is one of at least 15 states that currently prohibits liquor stores from being open on Sunday.

Liquor store owners have fought previous attempts to change the 75-year-old law, saying they would rather stay closed on Sundays.

This year, many of them switched positions to block another proposal that would have allowed supermarkets to compete with them by selling full-strength beer and wine. A Senate committee killed the supermarket bill in February.

re: #251 LeftJustAintRight

Wrong

My wife has that trophy

Hmmm. Maybe we could have a contest that Charles would judge? Bet I win!

re: #265 jcm

Rev. is what every anyone who reads it wants it to be. It's very easy to point to a passage and "make" it fit. The whole of book, as well as Daniel and all of scripture, must also "fit."

You mean like Gog and Magog working together? In other words, Russia and Iran working together for the first time in history?

re: #262 savage_nation

Crap, she thinks the world of him. Spends all her free time with him. They play pool and go out every Thursday. While I'm out here in the rig racking up the miles trying to keep a roof over everyones head.

Believe me, they both know who to rely on. When you remove yourself, the good times are going to end, and the underlying suspicions will come out.

re: #253 jaunte

You trusted, which is all to your credit. No one who gets cheated on sees it coming, because that's not the deal in commitment. Be proud of keeping your word, the rest is relatively unimportant. Think of the two of them, starting their relationship in such fashion, never being able to completely trust each other because they know, going in, that both are cheats. You wouldn't want to be that.

Man, is that true.She was a practitioner of infidelity & in essence he stole from another man.
They will never trust each other & with good reason.
These type of relationships never work.

re: #226 savage_nation

Hell, shes happy with him, she wouldnt have slept with him for all these years if she wasnt....

Dude just remember the next train is in 5 minutes and everything will be good again.

Yanks up a run. Mussina pitching to manny with 2 on and first open. And they pitch to him. Boom now the Sox are up. This isn't brian surgery. Am I the only sane person left. What the F!

If I were a bee I'd be shakin' my tail.

re: #123 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Robert Schimmel: start at 2:38

ADULT ONLY ALERT

You have been warned.

re: #236 LEGION

Thanks for signing. I'm not sure what the animal cruelty laws are in Costa Rica so I don't know if he could be arrested for his "performance art" (Warning: link goes to photos of a man starving his dog to death. Don't click if you don't want to be pissed off). But hopefully, if enough people sign here he won't be given a venue to do it again.

re: #274 FrogMarch

If I were a bee I'd be shakin' my tail.

What that be about?