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Sat, Apr 12, 2008 at 7:45:33 pm PDT

AP tipped me to this one; the quote of the month from Christopher Hitchens, reported at The Independent: Furore over Hitchens’s sapphic slip.

“Don’t know what came over me: the dear boy did suddenly seem extremely sapphic, yet I think my intuitions must have been scrambled all the same, since what I was actually thinking was: ‘Andrew really wants to have Barack Obama’s f*cking child’. Clearly some confusion of categories on my part.”

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1 savage_nation[deleted]  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:46:19pm
2 DesertSage  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:46:20pm

He's been drinking...

3 savage_nation[deleted]  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:48:52pm
4 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:49:15pm

That's what happens when your liver is pickled.

5 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:49:29pm

obama should take lessons from Christopher on how to clear up a gaffe.

6 blame canada  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:49:34pm

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

7 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:50:09pm

I'm a lesbian too. Just love women.

8 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:51:02pm

re: #6 blame canada

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

Lesbianese.

9 Alouette  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:51:10pm

Chris has sand in his vagina.

10 JamesTKirk  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:52:06pm

re: #6 blame canada

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

Intimately. Biblically.

11 blame canada  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:52:20pm

i can see andrew sullivan wanting to carry obama's baby

12 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:52:44pm

re: #6 blame canada

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

sapphic

adjective
1. a meter used by Sappho and named after her
2. of or relating to or characterized by homosexual relations between woman

13 Tumulus11  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:53:01pm
'Mr Sullivan paused. Mr Hitchens looked to the floor. And the MSNBC Tim Russert Show merrily continued with its analysis of the role religion and the preacher Jeremiah Wright have played in Barack Obama's election campaign.'


. Mr. Sullivan's failure to respond could indicate that he is, or wishes he were, a lesbian and there is certainly nothing wrong with that.

14 gromster  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:53:17pm

OT/ Prayer Request
My mom is still in the hospital and seems to be doing worse. I thought this would be her last week there and that she'd come home today or this Monday, but it looks like she'll be there all this next week as well (and maybe longer).

Mom is even more depressed now, and cries a lot every day. She's lost even more weight and is down to 80 some odd pounds.

She won't eat. There doesn't seem to be a physical reason; she can swallow just fine. We think it's a psychological thing.

She'll chew up a bit of solid food but then spits it out. My dad asks her why, and she says she doesn't know. He's told her that she's starving to death; she says she knows, but she just can't bring herself to eat.

She sometimes drinks a little bit of "Ensure Plus." We don't know how much more skinny she has to get before the doctors put some kind of tube in her to get nutrients into her.

The doctors think she may have had a stroke, and she appears to have seizures at times, but that may be due to not getting enough blood to her head (she passes out anytime she stands up).

The doctors keep giving her all sorts of medications, hoping one of them will help her, but I don't think they really know what to do for her.

Please pray for my Mom's recovery, and my dad and me could also use prayers. Thank you.

(For more information, please see my old post, #208 in an old LGF thread)

15 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:53:52pm
When is a lesbian not a lesbian? When the person in question is a gay, Catholic, conservative blogger by the name of Andrew Sullivan, it would seem.

When is a conservative not a conservative? When the person in question is a gay, Catholic, obama loving blogger by the name of Andrew Sullivan, it would seem.

16 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:54:00pm

re: #6 blame canada

Sappho of Lesbos; thus, lesbians are referred to as "sapphic."

17 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:54:41pm

re: #14 gromster

Prayers.

18 nyc redneck  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:54:45pm

or at least adopt one w/ him.

19 zmdavid  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:55:17pm

Sappho was an ancient Lesbian, in both senses of the word. (Woman who preferred women, and inhabitant of the island of Lesbos).

20 ethanxxx  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:55:33pm

re: #7 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm a lesbian too. Just love women.

Me too... A lesbian trapped in a man's body!

21 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:55:49pm

re: #14 gromster

I don't pray, but I will keep her in my thoughts, and you and your father as well.

22 DesertSage  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:55:54pm

It appears that Mr. Sullivan felt a tingle run up his leg.

23 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:56:05pm

Hitch was calling him "Barry Gay" but the vodka tonics in the greenroom...

24 CapeCoddah  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:56:15pm

What the hell does that mean? Did he fall into a vat of something and have to drink his way out?

25 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:56:46pm

re: #19 zmdavid

I have never felt that her poetry is limited as being about love between women.

26 HelloDare  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:57:12pm

When is Sullivan going to come out of the closet and admit he's a liberal. He's not fooling anybody.

27 Sol Roth  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:57:15pm

It's a sting/choke of the nth magnitude. Sullivan is a girly-girl with the hots for Obama.

Chrissie's sciatic nerve just exploded.

28 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:57:39pm

re: #4 Bob in Breckenridge

That's what happens when your liver brain is pickled.

Much bettah.

29 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:58:19pm

re: #14 gromster

Best wishes are the best I can offer. Hang in there.

30 CapeCoddah  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:58:40pm

re: #14 gromster

Gromster, Your mom should have been on a feeding tube a while back, it seems like. Hope things get better, Best wishes to you all

31 livefreeor die  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:58:44pm

re: #14 gromster

OT/ Prayer Request
My mom is still in the hospital and seems to be doing worse. I thought this would be her last week there and that she'd come home today or this Monday, but it looks like she'll be there all this next week as well (and maybe longer).

Mom is even more depressed now, and cries a lot every day. She's lost even more weight and is down to 80 some odd pounds.

She won't eat. There doesn't seem to be a physical reason; she can swallow just fine. We think it's a psychological thing.

She'll chew up a bit of solid food but then spits it out. My dad asks her why, and she says she doesn't know. He's told her that she's starving to death; she says she knows, but she just can't bring herself to eat.

She sometimes drinks a little bit of "Ensure Plus." We don't know how much more skinny she has to get before the doctors put some kind of tube in her to get nutrients into her.

The doctors think she may have had a stroke, and she appears to have seizures at times, but that may be due to not getting enough blood to her head (she passes out anytime she stands up).

The doctors keep giving her all sorts of medications, hoping one of them will help her, but I don't think they really know what to do for her.

Please pray for my Mom's recovery, and my dad and me could also use prayers. Thank you.

(For more information, please see my old post, #208 in an old LGF thread)

Sending many prayers your way.

32 Sol Roth  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:58:48pm

re: #14 gromster

Bigtime prayers sent.

33 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:59:03pm

re: #11 blame canada

i can see andrew sullivan wanting to carry obama's baby

/He'd have to fight Chris Matthews and his tingling leg, but then again, I'd rather NOT see that fight.

34 HelloDare  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:59:11pm

re: #25 Dianna

I have never felt that her poetry is limited as being about love between women.

Those ancient Greeks loved to gossip.

35 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 7:59:49pm

re: #26 HelloDare

When is Sullivan going to come out of the closet and admit he's a liberal. He's not fooling anybody.

He's got The Independent fooled.

36 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:00:05pm

Atheist are always portrayed as confused drunks.
Yeah!
.....wait....
What?

37 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:00:08pm

re: #32 Sol Roth

Bigtime prayers sent.

Same here.

38 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:09pm

re: #14 gromster
Prayers headed upward.

39 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:11pm

re: #14 gromster

This has got to be even harder on you and your dad than on her. Please try to lean on HIM. Will pray for all 3 of you. Hang in there.

40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:12pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Atheist are always portrayed as confused drunks.
Yeah!
.....wait....
What?

Athie is a funny god, no?

41 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:27pm

re: #28 Fat Jolly Penguin

Much bettah.

LOL, that too.

42 CapeCoddah  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:35pm

re: #28 Fat Jolly Penguin

For example...
[Link: www.fatboy.cc...]

43 Timbre  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:01:45pm

Hitchens is my altar-ego (sic).

44 JamesTKirk  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:02:05pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Atheist are always portrayed as confused drunks.
Yeah!
.....wait....
What?

Hey! I'm a confused drunk but I'm not atheist!

45 HelloDare  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:02:15pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Atheist are always portrayed as confused drunks.
Yeah!
.....wait....
What?

But you're not confused when you're drinking.

46 nyc redneck  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:02:16pm

re: #14 gromster

i'm so sorry to hear this bad news abt. your mother's illness. i hope she improves and soon feels well enough to come home. praying for your whole family.

47 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:02:17pm

re: #14 gromster

prayers going up

48 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:02:25pm

Mirriam-Webster provides unexpected information:

les·bi·an \'lez-b%u0113-en\, adjective
  1 often capitalized : of or relating to Lesbos
  2 [from the reputed homosexual band associated with Sappho of
   Lesbos] : of or relating to homosexuality between females

Sappho had a band? Who knew?

49 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:03:06pm

re: #34 HelloDare

They did!

But Sappho is lovely.

50 Dr. Shalit  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:03:19pm

Kinda like -

Next time you pillage a village - Kill All the Men and Rape All the Women -
AND THIS TIME GET IT RIGHT!

-S-

51 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:03:20pm

re: #25 Dianna

I have never felt that her poetry is limited as being about love between women.

Neither have I ...and my BIL, a classics scholar, agrees with us.

52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:03:26pm

re: #48 Opilio

Mirriam-Webster provides unexpected information:

Sappho had a band? Who knew?

You know. "Closer to Fine".

53 Timbre  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:03:55pm

So a sapphire is a lesbian's anger?

54 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:04:00pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Atheist are always portrayed as confused drunks.
Yeah!
.....wait....
What?

Hells bells, I went on my beer run during the last thread, and came home with $150 worth of crap.

55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:04:34pm

re: #54 Bob in Breckenridge

Hells bells, I went on my beer run during the last thread, and came home with $150 worth of crap.

Must be that fancy coffee.

56 spikester  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:04:37pm

re: #54 Bob in Breckenridge

Coors?

57 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:04:41pm

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Personally, I think of the Oh God of hangovers, whose followers witness him by holding their head in their hands and saying, "Oh, god."

58 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:05:16pm

re: #55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Must be that fancy coffee.

re: #56 spikester

Coors?

LOL, no and no.

59 Palandine  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:05:48pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You know. "Closer to Fine".

Oh wow, when I was in college my friends and I wore that Indigo Girls album out. Still think it's great music. The whole Sapphic love thing, not so much.

I also like Billy Bragg. I'm a weird right-winger.

60 Roger  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:05:59pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

Aarrr!

61 spikester  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:01pm

re: #58 Bob in Breckenridge

Buckhorn?

62 Thanos  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:08pm

re: #6 blame canada

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

Sappho (pronounced /%u02C8sæfo%u028A/ in English; Attic Greek %u03A3%u03B1%u03C0%u03C6%u03CE IPA: [sap%u02D0%u02B0%u0254%u02D0], Aeolic Greek %u03A8%u03AC%u03C0%u03C6%u03C9 [psap%u02D0%u02B0%u0254%u02D0]) was an Ancient Greek lyric poet, born on the island of Lesbos. In history and poetry texts, she is sometimes associated with the city of Mytilene on Lesbos (Carson 2002); she was also said to have been born in Eresos, another city on Lesbos. Her birth was sometime between 630 BC and 612 BC, and it is said that she died around 570 BC. The bulk of her poetry, which was well-known and greatly admired throughout antiquity, has been lost, but her immense reputation has endured through surviving fragments.

63 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:09pm

re: #57 Dianna

Kneel, pray, repeat. Atheists do it too.

64 Tasty Beverage  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:19pm
since what I was actually thinking was: ‘Andrew really wants to have Barack Obama’s f*cking child’. Clearly some confusion of categories on my part.”

That is hilarious.

65 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:23pm

re: #51 wolfie

Good; I'd worried that the fashion had gone to (essentially) dismissing and limiting Sappho to being a (modern definition) lesbian.

66 Bacchus's daddy  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:43pm

I didn't know/ remember that Sullivan was supposedly a conservative. I guess the cat's out of the bag/ closet on that myth.

67 gromster  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:06:52pm

Thanks everyone for the prayers and well- wishes.

I have always been very close to my mom, so this has been very difficult.

68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:07:02pm

re: #57 Dianna

Personally, I think of the Oh God of hangovers, whose followers witness him by holding their head in their hands and saying, "Oh, god."

And, when you are throwing up drunk it is called "Praising the porcelan Goddess" (if you made it to the bathroom), otherwise it is known as "Selling Buicks".

69 opnion  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:07:25pm

re: #33 Bob in Breckenridge

/He'd have to fight Chris Matthews and his tingling leg, but then again, I'd rather NOT see that fight.

The whole thing is rather disturbing. It is sending me to my chamber fore to take a slumber.
"Good night sweet Lizards, parting is such sweet sorrow that I could ..."
Oh screw it! y'all have a great night & lets meet for fruit cup tomorrow.

70 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:07:44pm
For when Sullivan was stuck for words on an American news discussion programme last week, he was confronted by the acerbic polemicist Christopher Hitchens. "Don't be such a lesbian," intervened Mr Hitchens. "Get on with it."

I love how they assume Mr. Hitchens was "stuck for words". Somehow, I doubt that- I think he knew exactly what he was saying, as his "clarification" demonstrates.

71 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:07:49pm

re: #57 Dianna

Personally, I think of the Oh God of hangovers, whose followers witness him by holding their head in their hands and saying, "Oh, god."

but those that wake up with a hang over know that's the worst they will feel all day.

/jus sayin

72 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:02pm

Obama seems to exist at the center of a swirl of madness.

73 Carolyn  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:03pm

re: #14 gromster

You have my prayers.
I am dealing with much the same thing.
TIAs are happening with more frequency.
My Mom had one Sunday, and I thought she had died.
She was incoherent for about 7-8 minutes, but was OK when she came out of the "fog".
It is never easy to lose a parent.

74 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:11pm

re: #6 blame canada

does anyone know what "sapphic" means?

Sapphic
1501, from Fr. saphique, from L. Sapphicus, from Gk. Sapphikos "of Sappho," in ref. to Sappho, poetess of the isle of Lesbos c.600 B.C.E. Especially in reference to her characteristic meters; sense of "pertaining to sexual relations between women" is from 1890 (see lesbian).

75 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:22pm

re: #63 Killgore Trout

I'm not an atheist.

I still don't pray.

76 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:29pm

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And, when you are throwing up drunk it is called "Praising the porcelan Goddess" (if you made it to the bathroom), otherwise it is known as "Selling Buicks".

I doubt I want to know the answer to this, but why?

77 savage_nation[deleted]  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:43pm
78 spikester  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:54pm

re: #72 Ojoe

"swirl of madness"

from shit heads come shit storms

79 HelloDare  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:08:59pm

Shappo poems:


Please

Come back to me, Gongyla, here tonight,
You, my rose, with your Lydian lyre.
There hovers forever around you delight:
A beauty desired.

Even your garment plunders my eyes.
I am enchanted: I who once
Complained to the Cyprus-born goddess,
Whom I now beseech

Never to let this lose me grace
But rather bring you back to me:
Amongst all mortal women the one
I most wish to see.

--Translated by Paul Roche


To Atthis

Though in Sardis now,
she things of us constantly

and of the life we shared.
She saw you as a goddess
and above all your dancing gave her deep joy.

Now she shines among Lydian women like
the rose-fingered moon
rising after sundown, erasing all

stars around her, and pouring light equally
across the salt sea
and over densely flowered fields

lucent under dew. Her light spreads
on roses and tender thyme
and the blooming honey-lotus.

Often while she wanders she remem-
bers you, gentle Atthis,
and desire eats away at her heart

for us to come.

--Translated by Willis Barnstone

To Andromeda

That country girl has witched your wishes,
all dressed up in her country clothes
and she hasn't got the sense
to hitch her rags above her ankles.

--Translated by Jim Powell


Enh.

80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:09:07pm

re: #71 hayseed

but those that wake up with a hang over know that's the worst they will feel all day.

/jus sayin

Was it Winston Churchill who said, "And Madam, in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."

81 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:09:22pm

re: #14 gromster

God bless you and your family.

82 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:09:31pm

re: #70 Sharmuta

I love how they assume Mr. Hitchens was "stuck for words". Somehow, I doubt that- I think he knew exactly what he was saying, as his "clarification" demonstrates.

It was Mr. Sullivan that was said to be "stuck".

83 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:09:34pm

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You definitely need to read Pratchett's Hogfather!

84 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:05pm

re: #69 opnion

LOL ! Goodnight!

85 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:18pm

re: #14 gromster

Prayers to you, anyway it turns out it will be hard, I speak from experience

86 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:20pm

re: #79 HelloDare

Shappo poems:

Enh.

Was he Sappho's brother?

87 Bacchus's daddy  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:26pm

As for Hitchens, I think the 21st century is teaching him that conservatism is not a phenomenon produced soley by religion; clear reasoning can produce it as well.

88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:40pm

re: #76 Fat Jolly Penguin

Onomatopoeia.

89 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:42pm

re: #70 Sharmuta

Ah...the quote indicates that it was Sullivan that was stuck?

90 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:48pm

re: #70 Sharmuta

I love how they assume Mr. Hitchens was "stuck for words". Somehow, I doubt that- I think he knew exactly what he was saying, as his "clarification" demonstrates.

Bull's eye!

91 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:10:56pm

re: #72 Ojoe

Obama seems to exist at the center of a swirl of madness.

He is the epicenter of madness.

92 Sharmuta  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:11:23pm

re: #82 Opilio

Thanks. My bad.

93 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:11:27pm

re: #71 hayseed

I wouldn't know.

/hypocrisy

94 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:11:38pm

re: #61 spikester

Buckhorn?

Steinlager, from New Zealand.

95 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:11:45pm

re: #76 Fat Jolly Penguin

Driving the porcelain bus, if you make it to the bathroom, it is also called.

Calling Ralph on the big white phone ...

96 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:11:54pm

Carolyn,
Prayers to you and your Mom as well.
Hang in there. I lost my Mom last year after a very long illness. It was a blessing for her but a heartache for us.

97 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:07pm

re: #88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh my.

98 pat  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:09pm

Bit of the jug there.

99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:29pm

re: #95 Ojoe

Hollering Roy!

100 spikester  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:39pm

re: #94 Bob in Breckenridge

Thank you.
---note to self---

Never buy Steinlager, from New Zealand.

101 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:49pm

re: #88 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Onomatopoeia.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

102 vapig  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:12:52pm

re: #14 gromster

OT/ Prayer Request
My mom is still in the hospital and seems to be doing worse. I thought this would be her last week there and that she'd come home today or this Monday, but it looks like she'll be there all this next week as well (and maybe longer).

Mom is even more depressed now, and cries a lot every day. She's lost even more weight and is down to 80 some odd pounds.

She won't eat. There doesn't seem to be a physical reason; she can swallow just fine. We think it's a psychological thing.

She'll chew up a bit of solid food but then spits it out. My dad asks her why, and she says she doesn't know. He's told her that she's starving to death; she says she knows, but she just can't bring herself to eat.

She sometimes drinks a little bit of "Ensure Plus." We don't know how much more skinny she has to get before the doctors put some kind of tube in her to get nutrients into her.

The doctors think she may have had a stroke, and she appears to have seizures at times, but that may be due to not getting enough blood to her head (she passes out anytime she stands up).

The doctors keep giving her all sorts of medications, hoping one of them will help her, but I don't think they really know what to do for her.

Please pray for my Mom's recovery, and my dad and me could also use prayers. Thank you.

(For more information, please see my old post, #208 in an old LGF thread)

Your mom and the rest of your family are in my prayers.

103 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:13:00pm

re: #95 Ojoe

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uggggh! I'm sorry I asked!

104 Ojoe  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:13:02pm

re: #91 crimsonfisted

There seems to me to be a more Dantesque quality to it as time goes on.

105 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:13:10pm

re: #14 gromster

OT/ Prayer Request
My mom is still in the hospital and seems to be doing worse. I thought this would be her last week there and that she'd come home today or this Monday, but it looks like she'll be there all this next week as well (and maybe longer)....

Please pray for my Mom's recovery, and my dad and me could also use prayers. Thank you.

(For more information, please see my old post, #208 in an old LGF thread)

Gromster - prayers being said for your Mom and also for your family to have strength to deal with with this. I am so very sorry you are going through this. My dad broke his hip in December, had surgery that went well, but he also has gone into some sort of depression and isn't eating and has lost a lot of weight. It is so very difficult to watch a parent who has become ill - again, you will be in my prayers daily.

106 snowcrash  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:13:11pm

Checked the LGF archives and on a Mar.18 thread Sullivan in his review of Obamas Race speech, called it searing, gut wrenching and nuanced. The LGFers pretty much called Sullivans response a "man crush" on Obama. I think we were snarkastic first.

107 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:13:41pm

re: #79 HelloDare

It's better in Greek. I promise.

108 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:00pm

re: #97 Fat Jolly Penguin

See? Very simple. When you have the runs it is "Riding the porcelean Honda" that takes both the visual and the Onomatopoeia into consideration.

Gosh, sorry guys. I am being disgusting.

109 Carolyn  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:02pm

re: #96 newsjunkie_ky

Carolyn,
Prayers to you and your Mom as well.
Hang in there. I lost my Mom last year after a very long illness. It was a blessing for her but a heartache for us.

Thank you.
Moms are supposed to always be there aren't they?
It is hard.

110 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:26pm

You cannot lesbian subtext your way into Mordor.

111 spikester  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:29pm

re: #95 Ojoe

Calling Ralph on the big white phone ...

Thats the 3:00 AM Fone Caw!

112 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:39pm

re: #14 gromster

I'm so very sorry. My Dad went through a brief phase of not eating about 2 1/2 years before he passed away, so I can certainly understand what you're going through. Personally, I don't think that this as uncommon as it seems (the not eating), especially with geriatric patients.

If at any time you feel that the doctors aren't performing to your satisfaction, scream bloody murder and get new doctors. It's your right.

Also sending prayers out to all of you.

113 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:14:59pm

re: #109 Carolyn

Thank you.
Moms are supposed to always be there aren't they?
It is hard.


Yep.

114 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:15:47pm

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yesterday while looking at pics of Wales on flickr, I ran into this Cardiff street scene, (man 'hollering roy' caught by accident in the background) and a new word (third comment down) to describe it.
[Link: www.flickr.com...]
/squeamish warning

115 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:15:51pm

re: #104 Ojoe

There seems to me to be a more Dantesque quality to it as time goes on.

And it will increase exponentially until the Dem convention and then on to November.

116 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:16:17pm

Whatever faults Chris Hitchens has - and I think he has many - there's no doubt that he is a brilliant man. And btw, I don't think his description (drunken or not?) of Andrew Sullivan is far off base. Sullivan has strayed far afield of what he once seemed to be.

Maybe Hitch and AS should have a debate about it. If so, forget about Sully, he ain't winnin that one.

117 Olderthandirt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:16:39pm

1. Prayers for Mom.
2. Many more prayers for Mom.
3. Hitch must be in a jealous mood, eh!

118 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:16:41pm

re: #75 Dianna

I've been curious about your religious beliefs for a while. I'll drag you out of your shell sooner or later.

119 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:16:49pm

re: #106 snowcrash

The first person I ever heard use the word "Snarky" was Tony Snow. Really admire him (he called me a genius once). Got to know me a little better, never called me a genius again.

120 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:17:04pm

re: #112 shibumi

Back in the 90's, my dad (after his bypass surgery) couldn't keep anything down. It was terrifying.

121 pat  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:17:09pm

Sort of like mud wrestling. I guess I want Hichens to win, but there is no money on it. And in this case all the fat is in the wrong places.

122 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:17:41pm

re: #64 Tasty Beverage

That is hilarious.

The best part is that it's coming out of Hitchens, who always sounds so English and absolutely droll to me.

And Sullivan probably does want to have Obama's f*cking child.

123 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:18:03pm

re: #114 jaunte

Hee Hee!

124 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:18:10pm

Now for some really tasteless humor, I give you "The Shit List".

Don't go there unless you are prepared.

125 Roger  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:18:23pm

re: #106 snowcrash

I confirm

126 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:18:32pm

re: #116 really grumpy big dog Johnson

I haven't read a whole lot of Sillivan but I'm always left wondering "why am I reading this?" when done. I guess I haven't been reading him long enough to understand why he was ever considered a "conservative".

127 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:18:41pm

re: #112 shibumi

I'm so very sorry. My Dad went through a brief phase of not eating about 2 1/2 years before he passed away, so I can certainly understand what you're going through. Personally, I don't think that this as uncommon as it seems (the not eating), especially with geriatric patients.

This is true - many elderly people do stop eating; and usually, they are not hungry and feel no discomfort from the lack of food. We took my dad to a gastroenterologist to see about a feeding tube - the doc told me many elderly people stop eating, and that the feeding tube we were seeking would likely be an additional aggravation rather than anything else.

128 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:19:06pm

re: #123 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I always thought a boker was a knife.

129 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:19:09pm

re: #14 gromster

I'll keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers.

130 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:19:31pm

re: #118 Killgore Trout

Simply, I won't discuss them because of my Male.

On this one point, however, I can elaborate:

The gods are our witnesses; and our reward, if earned, is just that: earned.

We may dedicate an act to a god, but we may not ask their intervention.

131 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:19:38pm

Just read the post:

BWAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!

Hitchens, you silly goose.

132 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:20:00pm

re: #119 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
I have always had a crush on Tony Snow. I think he is brilliant. I'm very jealous.

133 Moody Leo  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:20:16pm

re: #14 gromster

prayers for all your family

134 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:20:40pm

I think Drudge has an Obama crush too. Notice how fast the story about "gun loving Christians" disappeared? He also didn't cover the Wright scandal very well.

135 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:20:59pm

re: #124 newsjunkie_ky

Aw, we were just getting past the puking conversation, and then you had to bring this crap into the thread!

/pun intended

136 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:21:19pm

re: #120 Dianna

Back in the 90's, my dad (after his bypass surgery) couldn't keep anything down. It was terrifying.

It's horrible to see a parent get ill, especially a parent that that you're close to. I still sometimes have a hard time talking about my Dad's passing, even though it's been almost a year and a half.

137 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:21:23pm

re: #123 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

that's funny

138 nyc redneck  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:21:29pm

well sullivan was pretty goo-goo gaga over hussein.
teenagers are like that.

139 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:22:22pm

re: #107 Dianna

It's better in Greek. I promise.

You read classical Greek?!
I have always wanted to learn it! This summer I am taking it....a sort of intensified tutorial. I'm excited, but a little intimidated by those squiggly letters.
I do know Latin well, so it's not like declensions, etc. will be a new concept.
Still,..........

140 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:22:27pm

re: #130 Dianna

I have ways of making you talk. Not tonight.
...soon

141 Thanos  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:22:55pm

re: #134 Killgore Trout

I think Drudge has an Obama crush too. Notice how fast the story about "gun loving Christians" disappeared? He also didn't cover the Wright scandal very well.

Fair weather conservatives, blowing away with the wind.

142 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:22:55pm

re: #135 Fat Jolly Penguin

I was in a meeting once when my boss brought in the 'list'. He had enough copies for us all. I've never laughed so much in my life. We read them out loud.
And I'm a girl.

143 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:23:22pm

re: #136 shibumi

I'm so sorry; I hope I didn't open any wounds.

My dad passed in November of '07; he'd known for some time that it could happen at any time, and he was (essentially) prepared. It's been hard on my mother, though.

144 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:23:38pm

Question to anyone/everyone. What do you honestly believe the chances of Hillary throwing in the towel before the Dem convention?

a) 10%, if Obama sweeps the remaining primaries
b) 1%, if all remaining superdelegates commit to Obama
c) 0%, she's metaphysically incapable of accepting defeat
d) pie.

145 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:23:46pm

re: #141 Thanos

Fair weather conservatives, blowing away with the wind.

It seems the 'tent' has gotten a tad large...

146 Patrizio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:24:01pm

Hitchens rules

147 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:24:14pm

re: #132 newsjunkie_ky

I have always had a crush on Tony Snow. I think he is brilliant. I'm very jealous.

Was reeeeeaaalllly exagerating there for the joke. Called into his radio show once (before white house stint) and made a point he liked (and an excellent point at that). He called me a genius. He hasn't called me a genius since because that was the only time I have ever spoken to him.

I love Tony Snow more than Chris Matthews loves Obama.

I am such a lesbian.

148 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:24:20pm

re: #124 newsjunkie_ky

been awhile since i read that one...and I'm still busting a gut

149 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:24:33pm

re: #141 Thanos

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?

150 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:24:34pm

re: #70 Sharmuta

I love how they assume Mr. Hitchens was "stuck for words". Somehow, I doubt that- I think he knew exactly what he was saying, as his "clarification" demonstrates.

Exactly. Not only do I think Hitchens knew exactly what he was saying (he is a writer- words are his stock and trade) I also think he's having a bit of fun with this "clarification."

151 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:25:06pm

re: #136 shibumi

It's horrible to see a parent get ill, especially a parent that that you're close to. I still sometimes have a hard time talking about my Dad's passing, even though it's been almost a year and a half.

My Grandmother passed away in the 60's sometime. My mother thinks of her EVERY DAY. I bake bread because suddenly I am 4 years old again in her kitchen when I smell bread baking. I will never be a bread baker like my sainted grandmother. I bake molasses cookies because it reminds me of my GREAT grandmother's house. She always had them out on a plate that I could not reach. I was three. I still remember. I hope to pass that on.

152 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:25:19pm

re: #146 Patrizio

I disagree but pulsed anyways.

153 nyc redneck  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:25:33pm

re: #73 Carolyn

You have my prayers.
I am dealing with much the same thing.
TIAs are happening with more frequency.
My Mom had one Sunday, and I thought she had died.
She was incoherent for about 7-8 minutes, but was OK when she came out of the "fog".
It is never easy to lose a parent.

so sorry {carolyn}. it is a difficult time when they begin to fade.

154 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:25:48pm

re: #152 Killgore Trout

I disagree but pulsed anyways.


What did you pulse about?

155 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:25:49pm

re: #139 wolfie

Not well. Badly, in fact. Er...try abysmally, come to that.

I've worked with some people, though, who have read Sappho to me; it's clear from the meter, and the sound, that the poems are brilliant. Even in translation, look for the density of image; it won't always come across clearly, but you can find people who read and speak Greek, and can help you by reading you the poems in Greek.

156 Thanos  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:26:04pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?


ah, but KT you only think you are not a conservative - it is but a grand delusion.

157 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:26:20pm

re: #143 Dianna

I'm so sorry; I hope I didn't open any wounds.

My dad passed in November of '07; he'd known for some time that it could happen at any time, and he was (essentially) prepared. It's been hard on my mother, though.

It's OK Diana.

My Dad was sick for a very, very long time, but when he passed away there was no warning. I know he's happier where he is now.

It's been hard on my Mom as well; she just does the best she can. It's all any of us can do to cope.

158 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:26:30pm

re: #144 Opilio

Question to anyone/everyone. What do you honestly believe the chances of Hillary throwing in the towel before the Dem convention?

a) 10%, if Obama sweeps the remaining primaries
b) 1%, if all remaining superdelegates commit to Obama
c) 0%, she's metaphysically incapable of accepting defeat
d) pie.

You left out

e) Conspiracy to commit murder.

159 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:26:48pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?

Well you certainly suck at being a liberal then...:)

160 WriterMom  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:27:13pm

re: #14 gromster

Don't be afraid of a feeding tube...they can use a nasal gastric tube temporarily before deciding on a g-tube (gastrostomy). It's not so terrible...I know a lot about it. Sorry that things are so tough, and I hope she gets better.

161 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:27:24pm

. re: #144 Opilio

Question to anyone/everyone. What do you honestly believe the chances of Hillary throwing in the towel before the Dem convention?

a) 10%, if Obama sweeps the remaining primaries
b) 1%, if all remaining superdelegates commit to Obama
c) 0%, she's metaphysically incapable of accepting defeat
d) pie.

C.

(What kind of pie?)

162 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:27:43pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?

It's the water.

163 gop_patriot  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:27:44pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?

Because you and Hitchens aren't dumber than a sack of hammers?

164 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:27:53pm

I might need to change my avatar: Hitch

Maybe I'll wait 'till the Trifeldge Putinard's visit is over with next month.

165 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:28:35pm

re: #144 Opilio

Question to anyone/everyone. What do you honestly believe the chances of Hillary throwing in the towel before the Dem convention?

a) 10%, if Obama sweeps the remaining primaries
b) 1%, if all remaining superdelegates commit to Obama
c) 0%, she's metaphysically incapable of accepting defeat
d) pie.

c- She has nothing to lose by going on, and anything can happen.
d- How sweet of you to offer, but I simply can't. I had a birthday cupcake
on the last thread!

166 Fat Jolly Penguin  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:28:42pm

Night everyone!

167 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:28:47pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

Because they loooovvvveeeee him.

168 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:29:09pm

re: #152 Killgore Trout

I disagree but pulsed anyways.

At least you didn't tingle.

169 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:29:19pm

Excuse me; I'm joining my Male outside for a bit.

170 AZfederalist  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:29:24pm

Just curious, what evidence has Andrew Sullivan ever given of being conservative?

/or is he like Newt, just changing his stripes with the political wind?

171 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:29:45pm

re: #156 Thanos

ah, but KT you only think you are not a conservative - it is but a grand delusion.


Let's not make this thread about me but Gay marriage, godlessness, pro-abortion, I love embryonic stem cells, hate creationism, etc. C'mon.

172 Xango Annie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:29:56pm

Gromster, praying for your darling Mom..

173 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:30:01pm

re: #161 MandyManners

. C.

(What kind of pie?)

Doesn't matter. Mrs. O says you have to much pie anyway. She's gonna take some away. (at least she's gonna try)

174 kynna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:30:04pm

#67 Gromster:
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom. Carolyn as well. My own mom had a TIA a few years ago. I swear they're still going on but getting anyone to admit to it is seriously beating my head against a wall. Thankfully she doesn't drive anymore.

Gromster, I feel like your mom should have already been put on a feeding tube. It sounds like she's had some kind of brain damage (probably from a stroke as the doctors said) that keeps her from being able to process that particular signal from her brain properly. It certainly won't get better if she's malnourished. A feeding tube sounds like the only way.

Don't let the docs give you the runaround. Get in their faces and tell them you want five pounds on your mom within the week. They may not know the ultimate problem (stroke, psychological problem, etc) but they do know she's starving to death and they can treat that. Get a lawyer if you have to.

My MIL was in the hospital recently with MRSA in her lungs and if my husband hadn't gone there and yanked some chains she wouldn't have made it out alive.

Anyway, didn't mean to lecture, your post just pushed my button I guess.

I'm praying for you and please don't forget to update us.

175 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:30:47pm

re: #173 Opilio

Doesn't matter. Mrs. O says you have to much pie anyway. She's gonna take some away. (at least she's gonna try)

I'll slap that WAB if she touches my pie.

176 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:31:31pm

re: #100 spikester

Thank you.
---note to self---

Never buy Steinlager, from New Zealand.

Why not?

177 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:32:06pm

re: #155 Dianna

Well, "not well" is a step ahead of me! And w/ just a summer to work on it, I'll be happy to get that far!

178 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:33:17pm

re: #159 Oh no...Sand People!

I see now reason to "conserve" traditional values. The past sucked; slavery, segregation, opression, antisemitism, etc. I may be many things but nobody has convinced me of my conservatism.
If you're going to do it better hurry up. Coals fired, Lamb getting ready to go on.

179 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:33:46pm

re: #166 Fat Jolly Penguin

Goodnight! Don't forget your ice bath!

180 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:33:46pm

re: #175 MandyManners

WAB? Wide Assed Bitch? Wazza WAB?

181 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:34:08pm

re: #151 crimsonfisted

My Grandmother passed away in the 60's sometime. My mother thinks of her EVERY DAY. I bake bread because suddenly I am 4 years old again in her kitchen when I smell bread baking. I will never be a bread baker like my sainted grandmother. I bake molasses cookies because it reminds me of my GREAT grandmother's house. She always had them out on a plate that I could not reach. I was three. I still remember. I hope to pass that on.

There are downsides to being in a close family- you feel the pain of loss so much harder, yet there are so many good memories that can comfort you. It's something you can't really explain to people who live in more distant families. Sometimes I think that those people have lead their lives on a more superficial plane since they either can't have or choose not to have genuine intimate relationships.

182 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:34:13pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

I might need to change my avatar: Hitch

Maybe I'll wait 'till the Trifeldge Putinard's visit is over with next month.

Great, but please don't. I click your avatar often just for the chuckle.

183 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:35:14pm

re: #149 Killgore Trout

I'm not conservative. Hitch certainly isn't. Why are Sullivan and Drudge sucked in by Obama while Hitch and I remain unaffected?


I'm not trying to be noisy, you don't have to answer me if you don't want to. Do you have a father and mother you personal know? If so did they bring you up in any believe system' Other than Santa and easter bunny.. Was there a trauma in your life? Did you seek professional help? I like you . Just been here awhile wishing i could understand you! I'm sorry if i being to personal!

184 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:36:58pm

/Those "Viva Viagra" commercials are downers.

185 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:37:02pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

Let's not make this thread about me but Gay marriage, godlessness, pro-abortion, I love embryonic stem cells, hate creationism, etc. C'mon.

List out every problem and conundrum you'll find lizards on both sides of each issue. I have no respect for anyone who looks at the conservative/liberal scoreboard before they decide how to think/vote on an issue.

186 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:37:31pm

Hey all, I'm back from movie land and switched to CSPAN BookTV. Ever heard of Grover Norquist "Leave Us Alone". This guy is hilarious. I'm buying the book--I think he has some good ideas, but I really am appreciative of the laughs.

What are we talking about now?

187 Thanos  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:37:46pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

Let's not make this thread about me but Gay marriage, godlessness, pro-abortion, I love embryonic stem cells, hate creationism, etc. C'mon.

Well I am with you on everything but embryonic stem cells, and favor gay civil union but not marriage. I call myself a conservative but some would argue.
My arguments vs. embryonic are based on science and reason. That said, it's time to spend some Q time with my wonderful wife. See you all later.

188 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:37:53pm

re: #183 beachkatie

Katie- Let it go. :)

189 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:38:24pm

re: #186 ggt

What movie? Huh? Huh? What? Did you like it? Was it four stars? Huh? Huh?

sorry, we've been all over the place.

190 Captain Hate  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:38:28pm

re: #26 HelloDare

When is Sullivan going to come out of the closet and admit he's a liberal. He's not fooling anybody.

I think he does that so that all his MSM buds can claim to have a conservative as a friend.

191 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:39:04pm

re: #188 Bob in Breckenridge

Katie- Let it go. :)


He will aways be a mystery!

192 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:39:37pm

re: #190 Captain Hate

Great nic!

193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:39:51pm

re: #191 beachkatie

He will aways be a mystery!

An enigma wrapped in a mystery...with a sweet, buttery riddle center.

194 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:41:13pm

re: #178 Killgore Trout

I see now reason to "conserve" traditional values. The past sucked; slavery, segregation, opression, antisemitism, etc. I may be many things but nobody has convinced me of my conservatism.
If you're going to do it better hurry up. Coals fired, Lamb getting ready to go on.

Do you believe in American Sovereignty i.e.: National Defense?

Do you believe in small government?

If you believe in one or two of these, you are at least 1 or 2 of the legs that uphold the 'conservative' stool.

The Social Con...that's a giant opinion. I keep mine out of it as much as possible.

195 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:41:24pm

re: #189 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Kid wanted me to watch a movie with him. Awakenings with Robin Williams. He liked it. I've seen it before.

196 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:41:50pm

re: #180 M. Bensson-Levi

WAB? Wide Assed Bitch? Wazza WAB?

WhineyAssBitch.

197 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:42:01pm

re: #182 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'll still keep in in rotation.

198 blame canada  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:42:09pm

re: #124 newsjunkie_ky

which category does sully fit?

199 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:42:10pm

re: #195 ggt

Kid wanted me to watch a movie with him. Awakenings with Robin Williams. He liked it. I've seen it before.

DeNiro...thought it was under-rated. Cool.

200 mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:42:48pm

re: #194 Oh no...Sand People!

If you believe in one or two of these, you are at least 1 or 2 of the legs that uphold the 'conservative' stool.

LOL

201 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:01pm

Hubby reports that it is snowing in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland. He is usually a reliable witness.

202 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:03pm

re: #175 MandyManners

I'll slap that WAB if she touches my pie.

I would like to witness that, if it's ok with you.

203 garycooper  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:10pm

Kutcher is wearing a kaffiyeh, in the opening monologue of SNL.

Asswipe.

204 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:17pm

re: #196 MandyManners

WhineyAssBitch.

obama...WAB.....white and black

205 Roger  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:40pm

re: #194 Oh no...Sand People!

What is small government?

206 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:44pm

re: #191 beachkatie

He will aways be a mystery!

I have a friend who tilts as much to the right as I do, and he's an atheist. The one thing we NEVER discuss is religion.

207 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:49pm

re: #178 Killgore Trout

I see now reason to "conserve" traditional values. The past sucked; slavery, segregation, opression, antisemitism, etc. I may be many things but nobody has convinced me of my conservatism.
If you're going to do it better hurry up. Coals fired, Lamb getting ready to go on.

I've never been comfy with the title of conservative. It's really the other side that wants to preserve the stone age practices of beating up people and taking their stuff.

208 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:43:53pm

re: #203 garycooper

Kutcher is wearing a kaffiyeh, in the opening monologue of SNL.

Asswipe.

Kutcher is a talentless twit.

209 Dianna  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:44:07pm

OK, it's been decided - we're headed for bed.

Take care, have fun, and drink lots of water if you're drinking!

210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:44:12pm

re: #194 Oh no...Sand People!

If you believe in one or two of these, you are at least 1 or 2 of the legs that uphold the 'conservative' stool.

Oh no! We're going back to a "poop" thread.

211 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:44:29pm

re: #193 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

An enigma wrapped in a mystery...with a sweet, buttery riddle center.


Hey, don't do that it is to late for a snack ... I still on this stupid diet after i quit smoking.. My body is so sore from exercising! Only aloud 2 glasses of wine! I am feaster now! :(

212 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:06pm

www.king5.com...] target="_blank">

The Dali Lama in Seattle.SEATTLE - Addressing an audience of thousands at Qwest Field today, the Dalai Lama called for nonviolent dialogue as an answer to global, community and family problems.

"Many problem essentially are own creation; therefore logically, we must have the ability to eliminate this problem," the exiled Buddhist spiritual leader of Tibet said. "It is our own interest and responsibility to make this century should be century of dialogue."


That dialog is sure working out with the ChiComs. The Islamists certainly have indicted a willings for talk too.

213 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:13pm

re: #208 Opilio

Kutcher is a talentless twit.

Married to a much older talentless twit too.

214 Alouette  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:19pm

re: #151 crimsonfisted

My Grandmother passed away in the 60's sometime. My mother thinks of her EVERY DAY. I bake bread because suddenly I am 4 years old again in her kitchen when I smell bread baking. I will never be a bread baker like my sainted grandmother. I bake molasses cookies because it reminds me of my GREAT grandmother's house. She always had them out on a plate that I could not reach. I was three. I still remember. I hope to pass that on.

I bake up a storm. When my grandkids visit, we make pizza together, and for Sabbath, we bake our own challah. I took in my mixer (a 30 year old Kitchen Aid for some repairs, the guy said it would be good as new for another 30 years. I just love baking.

215 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:25pm

re: #196 MandyManners

That works.

216 laZardo  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:36pm

re: #178 Killgore Trout

I see now reason to "conserve" traditional values. The past sucked; slavery, segregation, opression, antisemitism, etc. I may be many things but nobody has convinced me of my conservatism.
If you're going to do it better hurry up. Coals fired, Lamb getting ready to go on.

No, bringing back the past would actually be reactionary, not actually conservative. I'd think conservative is actually preserving what we have at the moment and making the best of it before trying something new.

217 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:53pm

I really don't like labels. I cut them out of all the clothing I buy.

218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:45:59pm

I'm off like a herd of turtles.

G'night Mary Ellen!

219 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:46:02pm

re: #212 jcm


That dialog is sure working out with the ChiComs. The Islamists certainly have indicted a willings for talk too.

Linky.

220 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:46:11pm

re: #205 Roger

What is small government?


It's as far out of reality as the liberal utopia of communism...but I still want to pretend and dream...

221 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:46:20pm

re: #183 beachkatie


I'm not trying to be noisy, you don't have to answer me if you don't want to. Do you have a father and mother you personal know? If so did they bring you up in any believe system' Other than Santa and easter bunny.. Was there a trauma in your life? Did you seek professional help? I like you . Just been here awhile wishing i could understand you! I'm sorry if i being to personal!


Dad was Protestant, Mom was Catholic. I was raised Catholic and attended a few years of Catholic school. No early traumas but Dad died serving the country when I was about 15. I'd been an atheist/agnostic since about 2nd or 3rd grade so I don't think that was a factor. Mom's still pissed that I'm not Catholic but she's more critical of the Church than I am. Ironic, eh?

222 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:46:37pm

re: #198 blame canada

I think the 'wet'. No matter how we try to rid ourselves of him, he's still there.

223 snowcrash  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:46:38pm

I'm watching Stanley Cup play-offs and I wont reach for the remote for Kutcher, even during commercials.

224 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:47:36pm

NYTOL

225 reine.de.tout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:47:41pm

Probably not a good time for this:
Bomb blast in Iran - 9 dead in mosque
[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

226 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:47:45pm

re: #202 Opilio

I would like to witness that, if it's ok with you.

No one fucks with my pie.

227 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:47:55pm

Coals almost up to temp.

228 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:06pm

re: #217 ggt

I really don't like labels. I cut them out of all the clothing I buy.

don't tell anyone.......I removed the tag off my Mattress

229 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:06pm

re: #212 jcm


That dialog is sure working out with the ChiComs. The Islamists certainly have indicted a willings for talk too.

Well blog-pimping is in rather bad taste around here so I'll pimp someone else's blog:

"Apparently they haven't noticed that the path to peace for a free nation invariably goes over the dead bodies of would-be conquerors and their pet quislings [traitors]."

230 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:10pm

re: #203 garycooper

Kutcher is wearing a kaffiyeh, in the opening monologue of SNL.

Asswipe.

Did they open with Obama and Hillary again?...or should I just erase the damn thing? If I see that little poopstain wearing the scarf, I'll barf (praise the porcelean goddess). The Hill/Obama thing is the only reason why I record it.

231 laZardo  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:23pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

Fancy that. My mom's a critic of the Catholic church (too "ritualistic!") but is a devout Born Again who goes anyway because "we all need a place to worship."

Been an agnostic (I'm a don't-know-if-exists, not a deny-He-exists) after growing very harshly disillusioned with religion's entanglement with politics (and how a deposed ex-President was pardoned for capital plunder recently...)

232 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:33pm

re: #204 hayseed

obama...WAB.....white and black

I prefer my version but, yours is good, too.

233 ContraJihadi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:41pm

re: #25 Dianna

I have never felt that her poetry is limited as being about love between women.

I believe you are correct. Tufts.edu seems to be unaccessible right now; otherwise I'd paste in some lines from her poetry that convey just how much the lover--man to woman, woman to woman, man to man--when truly a lover and not just one who wishes to relieve the itch--aspires to merge not only physically with the beloved but also to honor the mutual recognition that only two self-sustaining subjective consciousnesses can share.

In this regard, Sappho, although using the emotionally charged language of poetry, initiated a sublime tradition that later Jesus of Nazareth took up in the saying [paraphrasing], "When two are gathered in My Name, I am with them." It was left to the the German Idealists, particularly Hegel, to render this language conceptually: when the Idea has achieved its full development, Concept and Actuality [Subject and Object] are mutually implicative, even while they retain their distinctness.

Yes, yes, upon hearing this Hegel stuff, the forceps of many Lizards are reaching for the down ding; but to return to Sappho: in an Homeric age, when so much of recited poetry was focused on the conflicts of armies, she initiated the public explication of the kind of mutual recognition that can exist even today only privately in moments of personal but too frequently confused passion.

234 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:47pm

re: #228 hayseed

YOU didn't!

235 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:48:53pm

Some may need this song more than others tonight.

236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:49:07pm

re: #226 MandyManners

No one fucks with my pie.

Coconut Cream is my Favorite.

237 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:49:13pm

re: #231 laZardo

Fancy that. My mom's a critic of the Catholic church (too "ritualistic!") but is a devout Born Again who goes anyway because "we all need a place to worship."

Been an agnostic (I'm a don't-know-if-exists, not a deny-He-exists) after growing very harshly disillusioned with religion's entanglement with politics (and how a deposed ex-President was pardoned for capital plunder recently...)

I got a book for you to read...actually a couple of them.

/ducks under desk...

238 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:50:07pm

re: #226 MandyManners

muff pie

239 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:50:45pm

re: #215 M. Bensson-Levi

That works.

Pretty good for a TWP who didn't go to an Ivy League school, eh?

240 laZardo  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:51:11pm

re: #237 Oh no...Sand People!

No thanks, my family for some reason has an old 1970s-ish "The Meaning of the Glorious Koran" in a back corner of their bookshelf. (:

Speaking of religion, I'm currently being dragged off to church. Mainly because I'm headed to the mall to get some software after and I'm out of Light Rail tickets, so it's the only way I can get there. >_> See you later.

241 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:51:28pm

re: #236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Coconut Cream is my Favorite.

I fell in love pecan pie when a wargaming friend of mine bought one from an high-end supermarket.

242 OldLineTexan  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:51:28pm

re: #236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Coconut Cream is my Favorite.

Ginger's, or MaryAnn's?

243 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:51:42pm

re: #236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Coconut Cream is my Favorite.

Oh, my dad's mom made coconut pie to die for. Chocolate pie, too.

244 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:09pm

re: #240 laZardo

I never said it would be worth it...only that it was EASY...

/

Night. Everyone.

245 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:11pm

re: #238 hayseed

Huh?

246 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:33pm

re: #242 OldLineTexan

Ginger's, or MaryAnn's?

Mrs. Howell's. They didn't call her Howell for nuthin!

247 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:37pm

re: #226 MandyManners

No one fucks with my pie.

Michelle is eyeing your pie.

248 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:40pm

re: #237 Oh no...Sand People!

Speaking of which . . . . Is there an LGF book list or review section. If I had the talent I'd do it myself but I don't. I'd love a list of titles, authors and Lizard dings, perhaps comments.

Actually, it would be very easy. If Charles added a linky category "Books" --it would work.

Whad' ya say --should we ask Charles?

249 OldLineTexan  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:52:45pm

re: #241 The Other Les

I fell in love pecan pie when a wargaming friend of mine bought one from an high-end supermarket.

BOUGHT one?

How many recipes would you like?

250 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:53:07pm

re: #171 Killgore Trout

Perhaps you are not so much a conservative as simply a counter-revolutionary, a contra. Drawing broad strokes, I'd say that people on the (socialist) left differ in degree and their preferred means, but not in terms of first principles and ultimate goals. Hillary Clinton and Lenin are points on a continuum, as it were.
The term "right (wing)" is misleading because it implies a mirror image of the left and a uniformity that is not there. Benedict XVI and Milton Friedman are not starting from the same first principles. Ayn Rand and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn likewise! Yet they are all counter-revolutionaries...contras.
In positive terms, the one thing we do share is....no, wait, even that is negative! We adamantly reject the worship of the state, everything in the state, everything for the state, and nothing outside the state.
So I say you are a contra!

251 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:53:10pm

Never mind. I'm slow tonight.

252 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:53:12pm

re: #240 laZardo

No thanks, my family for some reason has an old 1970s-ish "The Meaning of the Glorious Koran" in a back corner of their bookshelf. (:

Speaking of religion, I'm currently being dragged off to church. Mainly because I'm headed to the mall to get some software after and I'm out of Light Rail tickets, so it's the only way I can get there. >_> See you later.

I haven't been dragged off to church since 1982. But that was at Fort Benning.

253 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:53:51pm

Strawberry-Rhubarb! or nothing.

254 Oh no...Sand People!  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:53:59pm

re: #248 ggt

Last comment:

It would be kind a cool if he could put in each Lizards account a 'book list' that if you scroll over your avatar or something it could show what you recommend...Or something executed better than that.

Later all.

255 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:54:10pm

re: #247 jcm

Michelle is eyeing your pie.

She should keep to her own pie, the Socialist asshole.

256 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:54:22pm

re: #249 OldLineTexan

BOUGHT one?

How many recipes would you like?

I'll have to take a rain check on that as that I have no way to bake anything at the moment.

257 Mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:54:41pm

re: #249 OldLineTexan

My Grandpa was a pecan farmer way down in Alabama. I likes me some pecan pie.

258 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:54:43pm

re: #241 The Other Les

I fell in love pecan pie when a wargaming friend of mine bought one from an high-end supermarket.

Bought pie?
Sacrilege.

259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:00pm

re: #254 Oh no...Sand People!

I want a sock puppet, troll, and fake lizard graveyard. Little stones and everything. Would be a hoot.

260 CapeCoddah  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:17pm

re: #254 Oh no...Sand People!
Kinda like Oprahs book club,, only a lizard bookworm library?
LOL. That would be cool!

261 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:34pm

re: #254 Oh no...Sand People!

Wow, that's an idea. But I'm looking for Lizard opinion --so the linky system would work for that.

262 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:40pm

re: #245 MandyManners

never mind

263 OldLineTexan  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:43pm

re: #257 Mich-again

My Grandpa was a pecan farmer way down in Alabama. I likes me some pecan pie.

There's a grove in League City that my grandfather planted. But he was workign for someone else at the time.

264 CapeCoddah  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:48pm

Except, Oprah is an idiot too!

265 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:55:53pm

re: #253 ggt

Strawberry-Rhubarb! or nothing.

mmmmm my favorite, cut back on the sugar nice and tart.

266 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:56:00pm

re: #214 Alouette

you might enjoy this web site

I found it fun. I am teaching the kids to make Beignets, bread, cookies, brownies. I hope they carry it through their lives. Women pass themselves down through food and quilting, men through home repair.
Just IMHO.

267 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:56:15pm

re: #258 jcm

Making pie is work.

/my inner moonbat is showing.

268 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:56:43pm

re: #267 ggt

Making pie is work.

/my inner moonbat is showing.

Moonbat pie? How many do you have to catch first?

269 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:56:52pm

re: #242 OldLineTexan

Ginger's, or MaryAnn's?

Samantha's. Jeannie wouldn't cake on her own.

270 Mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:56:53pm

re: #263 OldLineTexan

The trees are still there but Gramps isn't. Foley.

271 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:57:29pm

re: #267 ggt

Home Made
Store Bought
Frozen
Heat and Eat
Any thing else you can call pie?

Equal opportunity Pie Guy here!

272 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:57:31pm

re: #231 laZardo

My mom's a critic of the Catholic church (too "ritualistic!")


Maybe just because i was brought up in the tradition I kinda like the rituals. I can see how people find comfort in them. I think it serves out Obsessive/compulsive nature as humans. I like the European churches the best when the have the big smoking cauldron that they swing out over the crown. It's all about putting on a show and I love a good performance.

273 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:57:37pm

re: #218 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm off like a herd of turtles.

G'night Mary Ellen!

Phew. At least I don't have to rush to say goodnight then.
hunt...peck...hunt....peck...hunt...peck.....

274 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:57:45pm

re: #268 MandyManners

Moonbat pie? How many do you have to catch first?

That would be a moonpie.

275 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:58:11pm

Ok, it's settled:

OH GREAT LIZARDMASTER:

May we, please have a Linky Category for BOOKS?

Thank you for your attention and consideration,

your ever faithful Lizard Minion,

ggt

276 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:58:14pm

re: #267 ggt

Making pie is work.

/my inner moonbat is showing.

My mom loved mincemeat pie, none of the store fillings measured up. Everything Thanksgiving I would make it from scratch for her.

277 The Other Les  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:58:33pm

re: #259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I want a sock puppet, troll, and fake lizard graveyard. Little stones and everything. Would be a hoot.

How about a blasted wasteland out of THE ROAD WARRIOR?

(Who would be the Lord Humungus?)

278 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:58:41pm

re: #268 MandyManners

Have no idea, never make pie.

;)

279 OldLineTexan  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:10pm

re: #277 The Other Les

How about a blasted wasteland out of THE ROAD WARRIOR?

(Who would be the Lord Humungus?)

JUST WALK AWAY.

280 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:18pm

re: #274 crimsonfisted

That would be a moonpie.

moonpie and a royal crown cola

281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:20pm

re: #278 ggt

Have no idea, never make pie.

Eating pie is better than making pie.

282 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:37pm

re: #226 MandyManners

No one fucks with my pie.

/Leave it alone, Noam.

283 OldLineTexan  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:39pm

re: #278 ggt

Have no idea, never make pie.

;)

Cobbler?

/hopeful

284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 8:59:46pm

pie

285 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:00:13pm

re: #227 Killgore Trout

Coals almost up to temp.

Mint sauce?
I have some fresh mint, if you'd like to make some.
(I can't give you too much, or I won't have any left for mojitos.)

286 Mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:00:45pm

re: #272 Killgore Trout

I like the European churches the best when the have the big smoking cauldron that they swing out over the crown.

Thats called a censer, not a cauldron. Thats a Wiccan thing.

287 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:00:50pm

re: #284 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

pie

~3.14

288 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:01:06pm

re: #287 solomonpanting

~3.14

Any way you slice it.

289 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:01:13pm

re: #250 wolfie
I'm still much closer to a Classical Liberal . It has nothing to do with Marxism and it's bastard child "progressivism". The labels have changed through history but left/right or conservative/liberal no longer mean what they used to. Even the Europeans use the terms differently than we do.

290 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:01:26pm

Really, g'night john-boy!

291 Alouette  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:01:46pm

re: #266 crimsonfisted

you might enjoy this web site

I found it fun. I am teaching the kids to make Beignets, bread, cookies, brownies. I hope they carry it through their lives. Women pass themselves down through food and quilting, men through home repair.
Just IMHO.

I have a Sunbeam mixer, which I use for dairy.

292 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:01:46pm

re: #272 Killgore Trout

I can tell you that I don't go to Mass 'cept for weddings, funerals, etc. Out of respect for the people who invited me mostly. Last year, we lost a young adult in our family and I was very, deeply moved by how much the Catholic Funeral Ritual process comforted me.

Maybe, I'm getting old or was too shaken by the loss of such a young person --but, it really helped me.

Still don't go to Mass.

293 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:02:15pm

re: #285 wolfie

Mint sauce?
I have some fresh mint, if you'd like to make some.
(I can't give you too much, or I won't have any left for mojitos.)

never ever plant mint...unless you want lots of it

294 shibumi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:02:53pm

re: #248 ggt

Speaking of which . . . . Is there an LGF book list or review section. If I had the talent I'd do it myself but I don't. I'd love a list of titles, authors and Lizard dings, perhaps comments.

Actually, it would be very easy. If Charles added a linky category "Books" --it would work.

Yes, that would be sweeeeet.

Please?

295 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:03:09pm

re: #291 Alouette

I have a Sunbeam mixer, which I use for dairy.

Color me jealous. This is Sunbeam Wackyland!

296 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:03:26pm

re: #286 Mich-again

It's all a pagan thing from stem to stern. I still dig it though.

297 realwest  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:03:27pm

re: #14 gromster Hi gromster, don't know if you're still out here, but I want you to know that your mom, you and your dad have all been added to the LGF Prayer List and you are all included in my prayers every night.
I wish you didn't have to go through this, but it seems to me that the doctors will get a handle on her not eating, someway, and she will hopefully improve.
Again, my most sincere best wishes for all of you and my prayers go up for your mom, your dad and for you.

298 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:03:46pm

re: #274 crimsonfisted

That would be a moonpie.

Got an R.C. Cola to go with that?

299 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:07pm

re: #280 hayseed
Nelsen Adelard & Mark Norris on Sax "RC Cola and a Moon Pie"

300 jcm  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:09pm

re: #287 solomonpanting

~3.14

Pie to 1 billion digits.

301 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:15pm

re: #285 wolfie

Got the mint. Grows as a weed out here.

302 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:28pm

How do I make sure Charles sees my book request --should I email it to him? I hate to do it.

303 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:39pm

re: #278 ggt

Have no idea, never make pie.

;)

Same here. I just like to eat it.

304 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:40pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Got an R.C. Cola to go with that?

I wish! The male of the species is Coke only. A Pepsi convert.

305 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:04:44pm

re: #221 Killgore Trout

Has she tried a tradition mass? I Have been going to one since 84. the pope is started letting diocese have once a month Latin masses.I quit go to church when my parents couldn't force me anymore. I went back and couldn't believe what the heck happen! I still prayed and ask for G-ds help ,join a rosary crusade, answered mail from Africa.I received some news From Africa about the Pius the X society..I checked them out... When i attend there mass i knew i was in the right place.. I have been there ever since... My Parents Died 8 months apart and had the last sacraments from them and was buried by them. Tell your mom about them.. The church Reconsign us now!

306 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:00pm

re: #280 hayseed

moonpie and a royal crown cola

YUMMY!

307 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:10pm

re: #302 ggt

If you hit the report button he will see it.

308 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:11pm

re: #280 hayseed

moonpie and a royal crown cola

GMTA.

309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:16pm

re: #302 ggt

How do I make sure Charles sees my book request --should I email it to him? I hate to do it.

I might have done it by reporting it to the administrator. Anyway, I tried.

310 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:31pm

re: #301 Killgore Trout

We had mint growing around one of the houses I lived in when I was little. My parents ignored it all year long, 'til Derby Day. Then they made Mint Julips.

311 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:05:39pm

re: #282 Noam Sayin'

/Leave it alone, Noam.

Chicken!

312 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:15pm

re: #299 newsjunkie_ky

i can dig it

313 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:33pm

re: #308 MandyManners

moonpie and a royal crown cola

GMTA.

Ok. Nominated for a rotating title now. Too many people requesting a moonpie and RC.

Why do I see Fonzie and Ritchie in my head now?

314 nyc redneck  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:33pm

re: #253 ggt

Strawberry-Rhubarb! or nothing.

how abt. rhubarb crisp w/ orange zest. and a little ice cream on top

315 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:38pm

re: #297 realwest

Hey RW! How you doin' tonite?

I slept straight thru last night!

316 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:40pm

re: #311 MandyManners

Chicken!

Anything I had was going to come off mean and/or naughty.

317 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:06:49pm

re: #304 crimsonfisted

I wish! The male of the species is Coke only. A Pepsi convert.

It's been ages since I've seen an R.C. Cola.

318 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:11pm

re: #309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks, I think. I thought "report" was a bad thing.

319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:19pm

re: #317 MandyManners

It's been ages since I've seen an R.C. Cola.

Obama hates it and the people who drink it.

320 snowcrash  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:22pm

KT, the incensor should be swung with medival abandon! Bells and smells as we used to say in girls Catholic high school.

321 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:29pm

re: #300 jcm

Pie to 1 billion digits.

My calculator doesn't go that far.
(Thank goodness.)

322 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:44pm

re: #314 nyc redneck

naw, strawberry-rhubarb or nothin'.

323 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:44pm

Engrish, or something else?

At the sushi restaurant tonight, a sign in the bathroom
"Employee must wash hand before returning to work"

/That's one talented sushi chef.

324 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:07:49pm

re: #313 crimsonfisted

Ok. Nominated for a rotating title now. Too many people requesting a moonpie and RC.

Why do I see Fonzie and Ritchie in my head now?

Just don't hump the shark!

325 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:08:13pm

re: #318 ggt

Thanks, I think. I thought "report" was a bad thing.

Gets him to look at it. Unless it gets abused, then it'll be "crying wolf" and the button will lose its meaning.

326 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:08:17pm

re: #316 Noam Sayin'

Anything I had was going to come off mean and/or naughty.

You, naughty?

327 Mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:08:19pm

B4I4QRU/18QtΠ

328 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:08:44pm

re: #242 OldLineTexan

Ginger's, or MaryAnn's?

MaryAnn. No contest.

329 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:08:55pm

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Obama hates it and the people who drink it.

Oh, fuck him and his WAB.

330 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:09:08pm

re: #305 beachkatie

Personally I dig a full blown sung Latin mass. I link to the tunes all the time here (usually in the evening). Mom is more pissed off about the sex abuse scandals. She donated a lot of money to the Church over her lifetime and is hopelessly pissed about that money all going to the victims of sex abuse cases. She has enough sense not to blame the the victims but she holds a serious grudge against the church who used her money to pay for sex with children. I can't say I blame her.

331 Killian Bundy  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:09:23pm
332 crimsonfisted  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:09:35pm

re: #324 MandyManners

Just don't hump the shark!



Spawned a whole new genre, he has.

333 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:09:48pm

re: #289 Killgore Trout

I'm still much closer to a Classical Liberal . It has nothing to do with Marxism and it's bastard child "progressivism". The labels have changed through history but left/right or conservative/liberal no longer mean what they used to. Even the Europeans use the terms differently than we do.

True about labels....they serve mainly to confuse. But when you say it "has nothing to do" w/ socialism, how can that be?! A classical liberal must necessarily be a firm opponent of "progressivism." No?

334 Mich-again  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:10:26pm

Charles is there a better way to display the greek symbol pi than &pi, which looks like an n.

335 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:10:27pm

re: #326 MandyManners

You, naughty?

Go figure.

336 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:10:40pm

re: #333 wolfie

A classical liberal must necessarily be a firm opponent of "progressivism." No?


Yes!

337 Palandine  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:10:46pm

re: #324 MandyManners

Just don't hump the shark!

If that was a typo, I nominate it for a rotating title. :)

338 solomonpanting  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:11:30pm

re: #323 jaunte

Engrish, or something else?

At the sushi restaurant tonight, a sign in the bathroom
"Employee must wash hand before returning to work"

/That's one talented sushi chef.

That's the penalty for not washing.

Two signs in the shop:

"Don't use remaining fingers as pushsticks"

"Don't look at laser with remaining eye"

339 MandyManners  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:11:33pm

re: #331 Killian Bundy

pie

/asshat

How much dope was smoked when that was created?

340 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:11:49pm
341 nigella  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:12:39pm

Really ,really late to this thread but since I saw the word"hump", has this thread "jumped" the shark and gone into boobs ect.?

342 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:12:53pm

re: #293 hayseed

never ever plant mint...unless you want lots of it

Ho,ho,ho! So I have learned from my neighbor....who planted it and now has to unload it on everyone (including me!). She has to fight it all summer!

343 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:13:44pm

re: #338 solomonpanting

That's the penalty for not washing.

Two signs in the shop:

"Don't use remaining fingers as pushsticks"

"Don't look at laser with remaining eye"

"Jar contains remains of last person to hump shark".

344 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:13:49pm

I knew there was a country song in 1992 that had moonpie and an rc cola in the lyrics. It's Tracy Bryd's "Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous"

345 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:14:13pm

New thread?

346 Opilio  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:14:18pm

re: #300 jcm

Pie to 1 billion digits.

When an irrational number just won't do, pi355/113

Accurate to 1 part in 10 million.

347 Bob in Breckenridge  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:14:33pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Eating pie is better than making pie.

I could "fix" that, but I won't.

/Already had a post deleted tonight.

348 nigella  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:14:44pm

Wolfie, I gave you a plus because I have been trying to eradicate mint for a year! Keep it in a container unless you want it to take over your garden!

349 realwest  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:15:57pm

re: #302 ggt Hey {ggt}!
Just report your comment............and then e-mail him, but not tonight or tomorrow, as tomorrow is Charles' Birthday = shisssh, it's a secret!

350 Da_Beerfreak  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:16:42pm

re: #275 ggt

Ok, it's settled:

OH GREAT LIZARDMASTER:

May we, please have a Linky Category for BOOKS?

Thank you for your attention and consideration,

your ever faithful Lizard Minion,

ggt

I reported your post...
It's now on its way to the Head Lizard™.

351 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:17:33pm

re: #350 Da_Beerfreak

MWAH!

352 hayseed  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:17:35pm

good night all....time to get some muff pie


/in my dreams

353 ggt  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:18:04pm

re: #349 realwest

MWAH!

charles get's one too!

MWAH!

354 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:20:07pm

There is no sexual abuse cases in our society.. We have exorcist that stay perfectly clean for the exorcisms.And have confessions.matter of fact all the sacraments before Vatican2 and high sung masses.. And sung masses for the dead.. They still give the last rights. holy oils and holy Communion.

355 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:21:25pm

re: #348 nigella

Wolfie, I gave you a plus because I have been trying to eradicate mint for a year! Keep it in a container unless you want it to take over your garden!

My neighbor calls it mini-kudzu!
Short of tactical nukes, I don't know a solution....except what you suggested, i.e., grow it in a container in the first place.
But fresh mint is nice to have.....Some, I mean!

356 nigella  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:22:00pm

Wolfie, exactly!

357 wolfie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:22:21pm

re: #352 hayseed

Goodnight, hayseed!

358 ContraJihadi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:25:37pm

re: #289 Killgore Trout

I'm still much closer to a Classical Liberal . It has nothing to do with Marxism and it's bastard child "progressivism". The labels have changed through history but left/right or conservative/liberal no longer mean what they used to. Even the Europeans use the terms differently than we do.

It was a mean trick, perhaps abetted by certain journalists first in the 1910's then in the 1930's, when Woodrow Wilson's then FDR's domestic and economic policies, which were first corporatist (read "fascist" in the economic sense) then social democratic, became tagged as "liberal;" and the confusion has made mischief ever since. Economically, Calvin Coolidge (not Herbert Hoover) was the last classical liberal to inhabit the White House. Felix Frankfurter was a liberal when, one among nine justices, he dissented from the majority's opinion of FDR's supreme court that held that the internment of non-aggressive citizens of Japanese ancestry was constitutional.

I could say more, but I'll leap ahead and take it as a given that most lizards understand that there is nothing that Thomas Jefferson or Thomas Paine would recognize as "liberal" among those who bastardized the label in the 1890's (Thorsten Veblen, Holmes Jr., and their ilk), in the 1930;s (FDR, Keynes, et. al.) or among those who have bastardized the label today.

359 beachkatie  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:25:52pm

I will leave you alone now! I thought it was a good idea for this moment we are getting ready to face.............Goodnight Killgore and the rest of the lizard family.

360 Killgore Trout  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:27:32pm

re: #359 beachkatie

G'nite

361 Ackomanyuki  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:29:35pm

re: #310 ggt

We had mint growing around one of the houses I lived in when I was little. My parents ignored it all year long, 'til Derby Day. Then they made Mint Julips.

Mint is grown around the foundations of houses in SW Asia to keep away snakes. The strong scent aggravates them and repels them. In Persia (now Iran of course) the name Pooneh (mint) was and still is given to females (of mostly non Islamic fundamentalist families such as Bahia's and secular royalists) to note one who dispells evil (snakes as a symbol thereof).

We had mint growing around our bungalow in California when I was a child. I now wonder if the snake repellent factor that I learned about later in life was the reason for its presence there.

362 Hawaiian cocoNUT  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:35:09pm

I find the whole thing hilarious! Talking about Barack, Sullivan sounded completely orgasmic, and the Hitch... just lost control of his PC button. I wish it happened more frequently.

363 aRedPhishHead  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:36:44pm

LOL

Hitchens is such a bitch.

Moar, please.

364 Kong_an563  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:37:16pm

re: #114 jaunte

My sense of humor sometimes runs toward the macabre.
You have me in hysterics.
That was disgusting.


"oh God, oh God, I'm never doing this again."

365 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:38:24pm

re: #364 Kong_an563

Ahh, college life!

366 guzziguy  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:41:03pm

re: #241 The Other Les

I fell in love pecan pie when a wargaming friend of mine bought one from an high-end supermarket.

If you ever get a chance, have pecan pie from Goode Company Barbeque on I-10 a few miles west of downtown Houston, Tx. Perhaps the best I've ever had, and I LOVE pecan pie.

367 jaunte  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:42:48pm

re: #366 guzziguy

You may already have this link, then:
[Link: www.goodecompany.com...]

368 ContraJihadi  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:52:04pm

re: #330 Killgore Trout

The Church has a dogma (opero operandi, I believe) that whatever the failings of an individual priest, once he has received the (presumably God-given) sacrament of ordination, his office as a priest is perfect. A believer would cling to this "perfection;" a determined sceptic would ridicule it.

Much could be said here. I am not a Christain, but I mind myself the passages in the Gospels about wolves in sheep's chothing and whited sepulchures. These lend themselves to a kind of cynical deconstruction of the institutions.

But should the institution, because of the failings of its priests, be done away with altogether? Should it maintain no authority at all over those who believe the fundamentals of its doctrines, just because some its its acolytes misbehave? Well, there is the dilemma. Such a criticism could be launched against any institution and its officers whatsover; for all find among their officers self-seekers and hypocrites But are we then, because officials may be corrupt, to do without offices?

If we dismiss offices and let every man be his own guide, how long shall we be able peacefully to maintain social life at all?

Fortunately, greater minds than mine have grappled with these kinds of questions. Thomas Jefferson and James Madison were among them. Their solutions can be read in the Bill of Rightd of the State of Virginia and in the First Amendment to the Constitution of our republic. Such words are well worth the study!

369 guzziguy  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:52:24pm

re: #367 jaunte

You may already have this link, then:
[Link: www.goodecompany.com...]

Yep. Son-in-law is on the radio down there. A Goode Company pie is usually my birthday present.

370 AZfederalist  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 9:54:13pm

re: #323 jaunte

Engrish, or something else?

"Employee must wash hand before returning to work"

/That's one talented sushi chef.

Or clumsy.

371 LeePro  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 10:05:04pm

re: #211 beachkatie

Hey, don't do that it is to late for a snack ... I still on this stupid diet after i quit smoking.. My body is so sore from exercising! Only aloud 2 glasses of wine! I am feaster now! :(

Katie, would you share your stupid diet? I quit smoking 5½ months ago, gained over 30 lbs. I'm only 5' nuthin' and rolling around like a rubber ball.

372 aussie_dave  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 10:09:56pm

Was Hitchens always a man?

373 LeePro  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 10:29:14pm

re: #327 Mich-again

B4I4QRU/18Qt%u03A0

Easy for you to say!

374 Macker  Sat, Apr 12, 2008 10:58:59pm

re: #19 zmdavid

Hmmm...that also just happens to rhyme with Hezbos....

375 Mich-again  Sun, Apr 13, 2008 5:23:50am

re: #373 LeePro

Its an old joke from engineering school. Read it slowly,

B 4 I 4 Q R U over 18 Q T Pi.

376 uptight  Sun, Apr 13, 2008 5:42:09pm

Is there going to be another Democratic candidate debate?

If so, I wonder what would happen if Obama said "don't be such a lesbian" to Hillary.

Thant would be beautiful.

377 Emery Calame  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 9:58:29am

re: #20 ethanxxx

Me too... A lesbian trapped in a man's body!

Sadly I'm a lesbian trapped in about one and one third of a man's bady.
I guess I need to try the Subway diet and get back around 165-170..


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