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Tech Note: LGF URL Makeover with mod_rewrite

Sun, Apr 13, 2008 at 11:22:34 am PDT

This weekend our aging, creaky, rather unfriendly URL scheme got an extreme makeover, courtesy of the Apache htaccess file and mod_rewrite.

The cool thing is that this redesign doesn’t break any old URLs; if you’ve bookmarked an LGF page, or if you follow an older link from another site, it will continue to work as always.

The old scheme used HTTP query strings, in that ugly sort of techie way you’ve seen many times; for example:

http://lgf.com/weblog/?entry=29585_Windows&only

This would show an LGF front page entry on its own page, without the reader comments. After the revamp, this URL becomes:

http://lgf.com/article/29585_Windows

Isn’t that prettier? And it has the advantage of being easier for search engines to index, too.

To show an LGF page with reader comments, the URL would be:

http://lgf.com/article/29585_Windows/comments

To show a particular comment:

http://lgf.com/article/29585_Windows/comments/#c0053

Internally on the server, all of these new types of URLs are converted to their old style addresses with those ugly query strings, so none of the LGF code needed to change. Which is always good.

For the geeks in the crowd, here are the mod_rewrite rules that accomplish this feat of prestidigitation:

RewriteRule article/(.*)/comments/(.*) /weblog/?entry=$1$2
RewriteRule article/(.*)/comments/ /weblog/?entry=$1
RewriteRule article/(.*) /weblog/?entry=$1&only

UPDATE at 4/13/08 1:19:48 pm:

The Opera web browser wasn’t liking this new scheme, because it has a bug in the way it executes Ajax calls.

In a nutshell, I use the HTML <BASE> tag to set the base URL to our weblog folder, so that files referenced with a simple pathname (e.g. “logo.gif” instead of “http://lgf.com/weblog/logo.gif”) can be found when the above URL redirection scheme is used. Without the BASE tag, the browser requests those files from inside a nonexistent folder named /article/.

But Opera (including the latest version as of this writing) doesn’t properly pass the base URL to Javascript Ajax calls. Apparently they need a little bit better communication between their HTML and Javascript engines.

The fix was annoying but relatively easy: just change the Ajax calls to use absolute path references to their scripts.

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1 thoughtcrime  4/13/08 11:24:04 am reply quote 0

Finally, some 'real' code...

:)

2 Noam Sayin'  4/13/08 11:24:41 am reply quote 1

Way to go, Charles. You rogered the thread.

3 FightingBack  4/13/08 11:25:20 am reply quote 0

Could a glitch have run together two of my posts?
Or was I asleep myself?

4 addison  4/13/08 11:25:39 am reply quote 0

Well, the last two lines make sense (seriously).

5 Noam Sayin'  4/13/08 11:26:01 am reply quote 1

Oh, and, happy birthday.

6 FightingBack  4/13/08 11:26:25 am reply quote 1

It's his Birthday. Cut him a break.

7 Charles  4/13/08 11:26:32 am reply quote 0

re: #2 Noam Sayin'

Way to go, Charles. You rogered the thread.

Fixed it to use shorter URLs as examples...

8 Nevergiveup  4/13/08 11:26:43 am reply quote 2

Don't you have anything better to do on your Birthday?

9 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 11:28:18 am reply quote 6
10 Pass The Moonbaticide  4/13/08 11:28:53 am reply quote 0

Tell me when Charles stops speaking Double Dutch , will you ?
/Entirely lost by that explanatory stuff.

11 jaunte  4/13/08 11:28:53 am reply quote 2

Happy birthday, Charles. Once again, thanks for all you do, including the constant improvements!

12 Iron Fist  4/13/08 11:30:58 am reply quote 1

Happy Birthday, Charles.

Everything else is Candy.

:-)

13 DesertSage  4/13/08 11:31:09 am reply quote 1

Happy Birthday Charles!

Getting older isn't for sissies!

14 Charles  4/13/08 11:31:50 am reply quote 1

Thanks for the birthday wishes, folks!

15 DesertSage  4/13/08 11:32:53 am reply quote 0

Why does this thread look different from all other threads?

16 rwmofo  4/13/08 11:33:01 am reply quote 0

Since I'm in Texas, Feliz Cumpleanos!

17 addison  4/13/08 11:33:27 am reply quote 0

Happy Birthday.

How do people even know it's your birthday?

18 zombie  4/13/08 11:34:00 am reply quote 0

Charles, for zomblog posts, I opted for the ".../zomblog/?p=11" URL format, as opposed to the "full title of the thread connected with underscores as the URL" format.

Did I make the right decision?

I chose the short/numeric way because my titles are often insanely long, and would have resulted in insanely long URLs.

But the downside is, you can't tell what the link is about just by looking at it.

19 rwmofo  4/13/08 11:34:39 am reply quote 0

re: #17 addison

Happy Birthday.

How do people even know it's your birthday?

Wikipedia

20 Nevergiveup  4/13/08 11:35:29 am reply quote 2

re: #15 DesertSage

Why does this thread look different from all other threads?

Passover doesn't start till Saturday, then we'll entertain that question and the 4 others.

21 Ma Sands  4/13/08 11:35:45 am reply quote 0

re: #17 addison

(.....'cause a little bird told 'em..... :)

22 jaunte  4/13/08 11:37:56 am reply quote 1

re: #9 Killgore Trout

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

That was very funny. I'm emailing it to my engineer list.

23 galloping granny  4/13/08 11:39:03 am reply quote 0

Happy Birthday Charles! Now, while you're mucking around on the server, how about looking into the service blackouts we've been having the last three nights?

24 McJenny50  4/13/08 11:39:13 am reply quote 1

Passing along my good wishes for a happy birthday. If I'd have known, I'd have baked a cake....

Haven't quite figured out how to deliver one through the keyboard. Got any code for that?

25 mama winger  4/13/08 11:39:52 am reply quote 1

Somebody splain it to me, will ya?


AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLES ! May the year ahead be even better !

26 ggt  4/13/08 11:41:22 am reply quote 0

Hey Lizards! I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm back. Went outside for the first time since ? Wednesday so I can now give an accurate report for the conditions in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland.

It's overcast, mild and constantly threatenting to be wet.

How are you-all doin' and what are we talking about?

27 newsjunkie_ky  4/13/08 11:41:26 am reply quote 0

re: #9 Killgore Trout

28 haakondahl  4/13/08 11:41:37 am reply quote 6

re: #17 addison

Happy Birthday.

How do people even know it's your birthday?

It was implanted in our DNA by the founding fathers.

29 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 11:41:41 am reply quote 1

re: #22 jaunte

I like how they calculate the aspect ratio of their cats.

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  4/13/08 11:42:03 am reply quote 1

I am so glad that Charles made these changes. The main problem I aways had was with the URL scheme.

By the way, what is a URL?

31 Charles  4/13/08 11:44:33 am reply quote 0

re: #18 zombie

Charles, for zomblog posts, I opted for the ".../zomblog/?p=11" URL format, as opposed to the "full title of the thread connected with underscores as the URL" format.

Did I make the right decision?

I chose the short/numeric way because my titles are often insanely long, and would have resulted in insanely long URLs.

But the downside is, you can't tell what the link is about just by looking at it.

I actually have the best of both schemes, because the title part of the LGF URL is entirely optional. You can also write the example above as:

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/29585

32 mama winger  4/13/08 11:44:58 am reply quote 0

Final Round of the Masters.

33 VegasRick  4/13/08 11:45:15 am reply quote 0

re: #15 DesertSage

Why does this thread look different from all other threads?

I think it is Hi-Def

34 Charles  4/13/08 11:45:30 am reply quote 0

re: #23 galloping granny

Happy Birthday Charles! Now, while you're mucking around on the server, how about looking into the service blackouts we've been having the last three nights?

I didn't know there were server outages. When and for how long?

35 mama winger  4/13/08 11:45:56 am reply quote 0

re: #33 VegasRick

I think it is Hi-Def

I thought it was 3-D.
Shoot. Now what am I going to do with these funny glasses ?

36 VegasRick  4/13/08 11:47:47 am reply quote 0

re: #35 mama winger

I thought it was 3-D.
Shoot. Now what am I going to do with these funny glasses ?

Do they have a funny nose and mustache as well?

37 gunjam  4/13/08 11:48:27 am reply quote 0

re: #30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am so glad that Charles made these changes. The main problem I aways had was with the URL scheme.

By the way, what is a URL?

Great post!

38 galloping granny  4/13/08 11:48:50 am reply quote 0

re: #34 Charles

I didn't know there were server outages. When and for how long?

This morning around 4:30 East Coast time - I think that was the only way
Yesterday and the day before from at least that same time until about 9 am East Coast time. Night before last someone commented that they had been having trouble since the previous evening. Each time the outage seems to last ~10 or 15 minutes.

39 ggt  4/13/08 11:50:05 am reply quote 0

re: #22 jaunte

That one got forwarded on to my engineer list as well!

LOL -- !

40 gunjam  4/13/08 11:50:08 am reply quote 0

re: #28 haakondahl

It was implanted in our DNA by the founding fathers.

Don't you mean it was implanted in our RACIST DNA by the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSST founding fathers?

/sarc

41 mama winger  4/13/08 11:50:48 am reply quote 2

Charles - do you get a kickback on birthday cakes ?

42 galloping granny  4/13/08 11:51:06 am reply quote 0

re: #38 galloping granny

This morning around 4:30 East Coast time - I think that was the only wayone.

Yesterday and the day before from at least that same time until about 9 am East Coast time. Sporadic but frequent enough to be annoying and remarked on. Three or four times an hour. Night before last someone commented that they had been having trouble since the previous evening. Each time the outage seems to last ~10 or 15 minutes.

/PIMF

43 haakondahl  4/13/08 11:52:16 am reply quote 0

re: #38 galloping granny

Those weren't outages. The servers were cat-yodeling.

44 ggt  4/13/08 11:53:09 am reply quote 4

Speaking of LGF techie chaneges . . . .

last night I suggested that a "Book" Category be added to the Linky's so we can have LGF book suggestions and comments. It seemed to garner a positive response.

Suggestion was forwarded to Charles. Was wondering what the daytime crowd thought about it?

45 ggt  4/13/08 11:53:49 am reply quote 0

re: #43 haakondahl

I thought it was the weasels that mucked-up servers --do weasels yodel?

46 mama winger  4/13/08 11:54:04 am reply quote 0

re: #44 ggt

YES YES YES ! ! !

47 jaunte  4/13/08 11:55:51 am reply quote 0

re: #29 Killgore Trout

I've actually practiced the 'cat-yodeling' thing.

48 Nevergiveup  4/13/08 11:56:03 am reply quote 2

re: #44 ggt

Speaking of LGF techie chaneges . . . .

last night I suggested that a "Book" Category be added to the Linky's so we can have LGF book suggestions and comments. It seemed to garner a positive response.

Suggestion was forwarded to Charles. Was wondering what the daytime crowd thought about it?

I like that idea. Maybe even a clearing house to trade books.

49 VegasRick  4/13/08 11:56:04 am reply quote 0

Has anyone ever seen the "Boss Button" on some sports sites?

50 jaunte  4/13/08 11:56:23 am reply quote 0

re: #39 ggt

How are you feeling today, ggt?

51 ggt  4/13/08 11:57:47 am reply quote 0

re: #46 mama winger

Yeah, I thought it was a good idea too (pats self on back). Now, hopefully Charles will have time before we forget about it to make the change -- if he agrees, of course. I think he's working on other parts of the system right now.

52 Charles  4/13/08 11:57:59 am reply quote 0

re: #38 galloping granny

This morning around 4:30 East Coast time - I think that was the only way
Yesterday and the day before from at least that same time until about 9 am East Coast time. Night before last someone commented that they had been having trouble since the previous evening. Each time the outage seems to last ~10 or 15 minutes.

I'll check it out.

53 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 11:58:03 am reply quote 0

re: #44 ggt

That's a good idea.

54 DistantThunder  4/13/08 11:58:48 am reply quote 0

Congratulations Charles - birthdays are so much better than the alternative.

Just substitute "Charles Lizard King" when Marilyn sings, "Mr. President."

Marilyn Monroe singing: "Happy Birthday"

"....we thank you so much."

55 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 11:58:49 am reply quote 0

re: #47 jaunte

I just tried it on Zoe. We need practice.

56 ggt  4/13/08 11:59:03 am reply quote 0

re: #48 Nevergiveup

I don't know, I think that would have to be done privately thru emails --off LGF. I'd really like to look up the category and see what's been posted and how things have been dinged and get "real" input from people I know and respect.

57 MacGregor  4/13/08 11:59:04 am reply quote 0

g="!selrahC yadhtriB yppaH"
lg=len(g)
for f=lg to 1 step -1
lgf=lgf + mid(g,f,1)
next
print lgf

58 BabbaZee  4/13/08 11:59:11 am reply quote 2

re: #53 Killgore Trout

I have something for you~!

59 vxbush  4/13/08 11:59:43 am reply quote 0

re: #44 ggt

Oh, yes. Quite a good idea.

Now, we also need similar things for cats, chocolate, boobs, guns, etc. etc.

60 vxbush  4/13/08 12:00:27 pm reply quote 0

re: #58 BabbaZee

I have something for you~!

ROTFLMAO! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

61 jaunte  4/13/08 12:00:34 pm reply quote 0

re: #44 ggt

"Book" Category

I would like that, though I am experiencing a mob of the 'unread' right now.

62 ggt  4/13/08 12:00:54 pm reply quote 0

re: #50 jaunte

Thanks for asking! I left the house today for lunch with the fam and one errand. I'm exhausted, but it felt good!

The doctor said I'd feel pretty $hitty for 2-3 days and it would take another 4-5 to recover enough to go to work and a month to feel all better. I thought he was crazy --4-5 days? But, of course, he was right.

Tamiflu is a wonderful drug.

63 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:01:17 pm reply quote 0

re: #60 vxbush

Ahhahahaha!
I am the Pope Of Spleencinatti!

64 opnion  4/13/08 12:01:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #40 gunjam

Don't you mean it was implanted in our RACIST DNA by the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSST founding fathers?

/sarc

Oh yeah. Was there any other kind?

65 Pass The Moonbaticide  4/13/08 12:01:40 pm reply quote 0

Charles ,
Is there a problem with the LinkViewer ?
When I first enter LGF , there are no links at all .
If I go into Linkviewer and immediately choose 'LGF Frontpage', all is restored .
Is this something to do with your alterations.
... And Happy Birthday from all your Lizardim on the other side of the Atlantic !

66 vxbush  4/13/08 12:01:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #62 ggt

Thanks for asking! I left the house today for lunch with the fam and one errand. I'm exhausted, but it felt good!

The doctor said I'd feel pretty $hitty for 2-3 days and it would take another 4-5 to recover enough to go to work and a month to feel all better. I thought he was crazy --4-5 days? But, of course, he was right.

Tamiflu is a wonderful drug.

Dude! You ill?

/starts prepping chicken soup

67 ggt  4/13/08 12:02:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #59 vxbush

thanks -- I don't want to overwhelm the Great Lizard --just one little request --BOOKS!

/okay --maybe a 2nd Amendment or Constitution category --somday --books--as soon as feasable.

68 jaunte  4/13/08 12:02:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #55 Killgore Trout

I just tried it on Zoe. We need practice.

Sam and I have trouble on sustained notes.

69 vxbush  4/13/08 12:02:34 pm reply quote 0

re: #63 BabbaZee

Ahhahahaha!
I am the Pope Of Spleencinatti!

Oh. My. Gosh. I'm crying now, I'm laughing so hard.

70 haakondahl  4/13/08 12:03:11 pm reply quote 1

Here's a damned good band you've never heard of.

71 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 12:03:19 pm reply quote 1

re: #58 BabbaZee

Ha!
I have a new avatar lined up but I'm waiting till after the pope's visit to change.

72 ggt  4/13/08 12:03:43 pm reply quote 0

re: #65 Pass The Moonbaticide

I think you have to log-in first? Maybe that is just to submit a link.

73 jmaimarc  4/13/08 12:03:48 pm reply quote 0

Charles,

You missed a spot... On the LGF headlines widget, the last one "→ Add LGF Headlines to your web site..." looks like its hardcoded.. Also the popout menu (Tools/Info, LGF Hits) has the old /weblog/ path

We just want everything to be perfect on your birthday :-)

74 jaunte  4/13/08 12:03:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #62 ggt

Good to hear it; hope the time goes quickly for you.

75 ggt  4/13/08 12:04:27 pm reply quote 0

re: #66 vxbush

you are sweet! getting over the FLU.

Nasty, Nasty little troll bugs.

76 vxbush  4/13/08 12:04:35 pm reply quote 0

Hey, BZ:

You were wrong. It wasn't the sinuses. C5 is grumpy, grumpy. It's triggering the migraines of the last week.

77 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  4/13/08 12:04:36 pm reply quote 6

Jimmy Carter admits he's been meeting with Hamas for years!

"I've been meeting with Hamas leaders for years," Carter said.

Given the way he refers to Israel using the same terminology as Hamas, this is not surprising. Carter has always been dim bulb and a moral midget. Hamas is the lowest form of terrorist scum, always have been and always will be, just read their charter. It calls for Israel's destruction via "Islamic" methods and calls the Rotary and Lion's clubs Zionist conspiracies. Only Carter could meet with such people and lend his name to their efforts. They like killing Jews and James Earl Carter apparently has no problem with that. Hamas needs to be destroyed not honored by a moron who has not figured out yet that he is the biggest shithead ever to sit in the Oval Office. Carter will not get Hamas to forswear violence and by not demanding it as a precondition to meeting them, tacitly accepts it.

Lastly, Hamas is the Egyptian wing of the Muslim Brotherhood, the same people who killed Anwar Sadat (someone Mr. Carter claims he admired) AND are full partners with al Qaeda in the person Ayman Zawahiri, a leader in good standing with the Muslim Brotherhood. Then there is the perverse reality that Carter, whose presidency was destroyed by Iran, meets with Iran's puppets in Hamas and expects anything other than the same mistreatment and humiliating contempt he got in 1980.

Shmucks are truly incapable of learning and Jimmy is the biggest of all shmucks. Facts are such troubling things sometimes.

78 DesertSage  4/13/08 12:04:52 pm reply quote 0

re: #70 haakondahl

Here's a damned good band you've never heard of.

I've never heard of them.....but they sound like a damn good band.

79 vxbush  4/13/08 12:05:36 pm reply quote 0

re: #75 ggt

you are sweet! getting over the FLU.

Nasty, Nasty little troll bugs.

Indeed. Okay, here you go. Drink up and get back under the covers.

80 haakondahl  4/13/08 12:05:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 DesertSage

I've never heard of them.....but they sound like a damn good band.

Confirmation in 3...2...1...

81 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:05:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #47 jaunte

I've actually practiced the 'cat-yodeling' thing.


I don't yodel at cats but I do this theremin impression singing thingo that makes my friends dogs insanely in love with me

lol

82 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:06:11 pm reply quote 0

re: #71 Killgore Trout

AHHAHAA hysterical
who did that one?

83 ggt  4/13/08 12:06:22 pm reply quote 2

CHARLES! It's your birthday, why are you here with us working.

Go ride you bike -- ENJOY the day.

84 Pass The Moonbaticide  4/13/08 12:06:59 pm reply quote 0

re: #72 ggt

I think you have to log-in first? Maybe that is just to submit a link.

Not that. I'm on AOL and it freaks frequently. When I get back on, it remembers I'm on LGF but no links are displayed ?
PS Any other UK Lizards on AOL been having trouble since their 'Speed Improvements' ? I get a disconnect every 15 mins or so .

85 ggt  4/13/08 12:07:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #79 vxbush

MWAH!

86 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:07:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #76 vxbush

It's always my sinuses, lol

87 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:07:19 pm reply quote 0

re: #80 haakondahl

concur.
lol

88 vxbush  4/13/08 12:07:22 pm reply quote 0

re: #85 ggt

MWAH!

Your servant, sir.

89 vxbush  4/13/08 12:07:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #86 BabbaZee

It's always my sinuses, lol

Eh, I'd rather it was. We did X-rays, now I have to wait and see if we can do something about it.

I'm on serious drugs this weekend.

90 Capitalist Tool  4/13/08 12:08:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #70 haakondahl

"Tiki Bar Crawl" - that's a good one.

/Where's my Cheeseburger Paradisienne

91 Ma Sands  4/13/08 12:08:24 pm reply quote 0

re: #73 jmaimarc

Charles,

You missed a spot... On the LGF headlines widget, the last one "→ Add LGF Headlines to your web site..." looks like its hardcoded.. Also the popout menu (Tools/Info, LGF Hits) has the old /weblog/ path

We just want everything to be perfect on your birthday :-)


Hey, thanks! I wasn't even able to untangle it that far! :)

--it even eliminated all the front page drop-downs......and your "trick" restores even that! :)

92 ggt  4/13/08 12:08:31 pm reply quote 0

BABBA!

How you doin' today?

93 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:08:46 pm reply quote 0

re: #89 vxbush

What are the possible solutions?

94 ggt  4/13/08 12:09:16 pm reply quote 0

re: #88 vxbush

Your servant, sir.

ehem --Madam

;)

95 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:09:26 pm reply quote 0

re: #92 ggt

{GGT}
Busy...., too busy
just resting a bit here for a spell

96 Catttt  4/13/08 12:09:30 pm reply quote 0

re: #81 BabbaZee

I don't yodel at cats but I do this theremin impression singing thingo that makes my friends dogs insanely in love with me

lol

Lol. I actually have a theremin. My cats would kill and bury it, but it is too big.

Charles - Hippo birdie two ewes!

97 marsl  4/13/08 12:09:57 pm reply quote 0

Happy birthday, Charles!

Where is the cake? I intended to buy a nice gift, but my zionist check is late again...

/damn zionists

98 DesertSage  4/13/08 12:10:06 pm reply quote 0

Since Ted Turner said that we're all going to become cannibals...
...shouldn't we at least know how many cannibals our bodies could feed?

99 vxbush  4/13/08 12:10:16 pm reply quote 0

re: #93 BabbaZee

What are the possible solutions?

Unknown as yet. I'm waiting to see if the x-ray identified the problem specifically, but we know it's C5; the minute the doctor started feeling down the spine I jumped four feet when she hit it. I'm hoping they order an MRI or CT scan so they can get a better picture.

100 jaunte  4/13/08 12:10:26 pm reply quote 0

re: #81 BabbaZee

That's very cool. I think I want one; my deaf dog may be able to hear it!

101 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:10:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #96 Catttt

You have one? I am so jealous! lol

102 vxbush  4/13/08 12:10:38 pm reply quote 0

re: #94 ggt

ehem --Madam

;)

Egads! I had forgotten, madam. My humblest apologies.

103 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 12:11:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #82 BabbaZee

I don't know. Just found it on the web.

104 ggt  4/13/08 12:11:20 pm reply quote 0

re: #89 vxbush

vx, I missed that one --having sinus issues.

Welcome to my world. Hope you don't have to have surgery!

I've come to rely on saline a lot. Even with the drugs, it gives me a lot of relief by cleaning all that stuff out of my throat. I'm not sure it has any real healing benefit, but it's the best for temporary relief while the drugs are working their mojo.

105 Capitalist Tool  4/13/08 12:12:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #98 DesertSage

Since Ted Turner said that we're all going to become cannibals...
...shouldn't we at least know how many cannibals our bodies could feed?

Where'n hell do people come up with all this stuff?

106 haakondahl  4/13/08 12:12:14 pm reply quote 1

Their Miserlou is blazing as well.

107 VegasRick  4/13/08 12:12:23 pm reply quote 0

Gotta go! bbl.

108 jaunte  4/13/08 12:13:02 pm reply quote 0

re: #98 DesertSage

Woohoo! 6'4" and 220lbs: I can feed 14 cannibals!
/Ted turner can eat me.

109 snowcrash  4/13/08 12:13:22 pm reply quote 1

Code with cake and ice cream? Whatever works for you! Happy Birthday Charles

110 ggt  4/13/08 12:13:36 pm reply quote 0

re: #99 vxbush

Sounds like your in for a session or two of physical terrorism.

ARe you living my life?

111 vxbush  4/13/08 12:13:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #104 ggt

vx, I missed that one --having sinus issues.

Welcome to my world. Hope you don't have to have surgery!

I've come to rely on saline a lot. Even with the drugs, it gives me a lot of relief by cleaning all that stuff out of my throat. I'm not sure it has any real healing benefit, but it's the best for temporary relief while the drugs are working their mojo.

I've used saline rinses in the nose (aka nasal lavage). They help me a lot during the winter. This time of year I don't need them that often.

No one is talking surgery yet. We don't even know yet exactly why that vertebra is cranky. When I described my accident of a few weeks ago, the doctor got this knowing look in her eye, so she apparently suspects that is the impetus of my problem.

So let me add a good safety tip here:

Don't fall out of parked vans.

/speaking from experience

112 ggt  4/13/08 12:14:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #95 BabbaZee

rest longer than a spell -- I don't get to see you often enough.

113 vxbush  4/13/08 12:14:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #110 ggt

Sounds like your in for a session or two of physical terrorism.

ARe you living my life?

Hey, I like PTs. I have worked with many, both for myself and for my son. They are great, accomplished people. Hopefully I'll hear something tomorrow or Tuesday; I'm betting the radiologist won't get to the pictures until then.

114 Killgore Trout  4/13/08 12:14:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #77 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

Wow, I don't think that's ever been public knowledge before. Is this the first time he ever admitted it? If he's been meeting with them secretly I'd love to know how long has this been going on? Where did these meetings take place? Here in the US?

115 vxbush  4/13/08 12:15:25 pm reply quote 0

re: #114 Killgore Trout

Wow, I don't think that's ever been public knowledge before. Is this the first time he ever admitted it? If he's been meeting with them secretly I'd love to know how long has this been going on? Where did these meetings take place? Here in the US?

Wait--let me guess. Is he giving them marketing advice?

116 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:15:32 pm reply quote 0

re: #99 vxbush

I'll pray for your healing.


So there's an episode of the Odd Couple where Felix's back is out
and Oscar gets this little old geezer (who in my memory is William S. Burroughs but it probably wasn't..)
to come by
and he lays hands on Felix
and he says in this rushed,
petulant
old man
monotone

"heal heal do ya feel the powa within me?"

And Felix looks at them like WTF and says NO!

And the old dude says

"Oh well. I gave it my best shot"
and splits.

HEAL HEAL!
Do ya feel the powa within me woman?
LOLOLOLOLOL

117 ggt  4/13/08 12:16:14 pm reply quote 0

re: #111 vxbush

I can tell you from very personal experience, DO NOT opt for any neck surgery until every POSSIBLE option has been tried. I'll light my nic if you want to know more --or later if you need to know more.

118 Macker  4/13/08 12:16:35 pm reply quote 0

Charles: I tried to use the news tip form on the main page to send you something and the server announced that I wasn't allowed to use it.
What's up with that?

119 BabbaZee  4/13/08 12:16:43 pm reply quote 0

re: #112 ggt

aww shuckums
I'll stay as long as I can
I always do
lol

120 vxbush  4/13/08 12:16:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #116 BabbaZee


"heal heal do ya feel the powa within me?"

Well, my toes can't stop tapping. Something is moving!

121 opinionated  4/13/08 12:16:58 pm reply quote 0

Charles:

Don't know if it's related but something on LGF is breaking the Opera browser today.

Four attempts. Four crashes. Immediately prior to crash, page is strangely rendered.

122 Capitalist Tool  4/13/08 12:17:03 pm reply quote 0

re: #111 vxbush